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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,656 --> 00:00:02,225 Previously, on Family Law... 2 00:00:02,250 --> 00:00:04,144 I'd also like you to start working with your brother, 3 00:00:04,168 --> 00:00:05,953 - as his junior. - What? 4 00:00:05,978 --> 00:00:07,770 I was already in law school when you were still... 5 00:00:07,772 --> 00:00:09,607 masturbating into a gym sock. 6 00:00:09,632 --> 00:00:11,674 Abigail, your presence on the website 7 00:00:11,676 --> 00:00:13,242 will do the firm more harm than good. 8 00:00:13,244 --> 00:00:15,529 - I'm sure you understand. - I get it. 9 00:00:15,554 --> 00:00:17,202 Besides, I've never been in your family photos. 10 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:18,614 Why start now? 11 00:00:18,616 --> 00:00:20,084 Listen to me, you little turd biscuit, 12 00:00:20,109 --> 00:00:21,917 you touch my son again, 13 00:00:21,919 --> 00:00:23,257 and I will destroy you. 14 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,988 As fun as it is, looking at donor profiles, 15 00:00:25,990 --> 00:00:27,887 it's also "Dyke Night" at Velvet. 16 00:00:27,912 --> 00:00:28,811 I'm wiped. 17 00:00:28,836 --> 00:00:29,768 Long day? 18 00:00:31,672 --> 00:00:34,740 If you hadn't had an affair with a woman named "Felicity"... 19 00:00:34,765 --> 00:00:36,005 I didn't mean for it to happen. 20 00:00:50,556 --> 00:00:53,725 Oh! Sweetheart. Stop tormenting yourself. 21 00:00:53,727 --> 00:00:56,495 She's in Chicago. It's not a hop, skip, and a jump. 22 00:00:56,497 --> 00:00:58,953 Yeah, but that conference where she and Frank... 23 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:01,500 it's on again next month. 24 00:01:01,703 --> 00:01:03,168 In San Diego. 25 00:01:03,170 --> 00:01:04,636 Is he going? 26 00:01:04,638 --> 00:01:06,071 I don't know. 27 00:01:06,398 --> 00:01:09,308 I thought he told you he severed all contact with her. 28 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:12,163 He did. I believe him. 29 00:01:12,976 --> 00:01:14,556 Except when I don't. 30 00:01:14,581 --> 00:01:16,646 Abby, it was one night. A blip. 31 00:01:16,671 --> 00:01:19,312 If you ask me, his biggest mistake was telling you about it. 32 00:01:19,337 --> 00:01:21,359 Well, if you ask me, his biggest mistake was f... 33 00:01:31,097 --> 00:01:32,497 Sofe! Nico! 34 00:01:32,499 --> 00:01:34,726 Butts in gear! Your chariot awaits. 35 00:01:35,281 --> 00:01:36,835 I need to put in our benefits claim. 36 00:01:37,101 --> 00:01:38,870 You still haven't given me your therapy receipts. 37 00:01:38,872 --> 00:01:40,272 Good morning to you, too. 38 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:41,306 - Hey. - Sorry. 39 00:01:41,308 --> 00:01:42,941 'Morning. 40 00:01:42,943 --> 00:01:44,042 You look nice. 41 00:01:44,208 --> 00:01:45,476 Better. 42 00:01:45,828 --> 00:01:47,679 But I do need those receipts. 43 00:01:47,681 --> 00:01:48,747 You are going, right? 44 00:01:48,749 --> 00:01:51,650 Yes! Of course. I'm court-mandated, remember? 45 00:01:53,296 --> 00:01:56,221 Any, uh... work travel coming up? 46 00:01:56,223 --> 00:01:58,218 - No. Why? - Mom! 47 00:02:02,730 --> 00:02:04,196 Mm. Hello. 48 00:02:04,369 --> 00:02:05,648 Hi! 49 00:02:06,706 --> 00:02:07,914 After you. 50 00:02:16,835 --> 00:02:19,593 - Here you go, cutie. - Are you sure this is okay? 51 00:02:19,618 --> 00:02:22,280 I don't want you getting in trouble. 52 00:02:22,282 --> 00:02:24,950 - I think you mean "more trouble". - No, I know the law. 53 00:02:25,140 --> 00:02:26,952 Sidewalks are public property. 54 00:02:26,954 --> 00:02:28,335 I'm not violating my ban. 55 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,280 Words no child should ever hear their mother say. 56 00:02:32,759 --> 00:02:33,843 Hey. 57 00:02:33,868 --> 00:02:35,375 We'll watch you go in. 58 00:02:38,702 --> 00:02:40,399 One thing I bet you didn't know 59 00:02:40,401 --> 00:02:42,033 is that you can't lick your own elbow. 60 00:02:45,013 --> 00:02:46,202 Huh. 61 00:02:46,807 --> 00:02:49,241 Come on, I'll walk you to class. 62 00:02:49,243 --> 00:02:51,077 Anyone hassles you, I'll kick 'em in the nuts. 63 00:03:10,663 --> 00:03:13,093 17 storeys, 5,912 phone steps. 64 00:03:13,118 --> 00:03:16,616 17 storeys, 6,391. I win. 65 00:03:16,641 --> 00:03:19,037 Oh, I have a longer stride. 66 00:03:19,039 --> 00:03:20,338 Oh! 67 00:03:20,340 --> 00:03:22,207 Oh, hi, Abby. 68 00:03:22,334 --> 00:03:24,801 Danny, don't just stand there. Help your sister. 69 00:03:28,648 --> 00:03:31,783 - Have a great day, Pooh Bear. - Mm, you too... 70 00:03:32,065 --> 00:03:33,530 Little 'Roo. 71 00:03:39,155 --> 00:03:41,827 She's like your very own Mini Me. 72 00:03:41,829 --> 00:03:43,662 You, but with a woo-woo. 73 00:03:43,687 --> 00:03:45,464 What's it like, having sex with yourself? 74 00:03:46,567 --> 00:03:48,266 What's it like, living with your mom at age 40? 75 00:03:48,268 --> 00:03:50,194 What's it like manscaping to overcompensate 76 00:03:50,218 --> 00:03:51,636 for your lack of personality? 77 00:03:51,638 --> 00:03:53,805 Lucy says you're compelled to mock happy couples 78 00:03:53,807 --> 00:03:55,607 because you're miserable and alone, so. 79 00:03:55,609 --> 00:03:57,326 Okay, you two. Play nice. 80 00:04:12,725 --> 00:04:14,025 - Was that... ? - Yes. 81 00:04:14,027 --> 00:04:15,260 - From The Real... - Yes. 82 00:04:15,262 --> 00:04:17,195 She was one of the nastier ones. 83 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:18,563 Not that I ever watched. 84 00:04:18,565 --> 00:04:20,765 Yup. She's willing to drag her divorce on for years, 85 00:04:20,767 --> 00:04:22,608 just to make her ex suffer. 86 00:04:22,633 --> 00:04:25,270 Me, I'll suffer all the way to the bank. 87 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:28,639 The briefs you asked me to review. 88 00:04:30,576 --> 00:04:32,092 You're welcome. 89 00:04:32,846 --> 00:04:35,397 You've never thanked me for giving you this job. 90 00:04:35,422 --> 00:04:37,990 Why would I thank you for doing it? 91 00:04:41,054 --> 00:04:42,754 Saw that. 92 00:04:45,364 --> 00:04:47,365 Marlee should be the one to move out, not me. 93 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:50,328 I paid for the house, now I'm the one couch-surfing? 94 00:04:50,330 --> 00:04:54,566 Because you left me, Dwight, you gelatinous cube. 95 00:04:54,568 --> 00:04:56,707 I had no choice, you displacer beast! 96 00:04:56,732 --> 00:04:59,237 Enough with the Dungeons & Dragons insults. 97 00:04:59,239 --> 00:05:00,505 - Wait, how did you... - Let's stay on point. 98 00:05:00,507 --> 00:05:03,809 My client wants the house, and custody of the children. 99 00:05:03,834 --> 00:05:06,244 Sure, that makes sense, since he works 12 hours a day 100 00:05:06,246 --> 00:05:08,046 and I'm a stay-at-home mom. 101 00:05:08,048 --> 00:05:10,081 A stay-at-home mom who's having a round-the-clock affair. 102 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:11,683 I'm not having an affair! 103 00:05:11,685 --> 00:05:13,818 My colleague knows as well as I do, 104 00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:15,820 extramarital affairs are irrelevant 105 00:05:15,822 --> 00:05:17,088 when it comes to custody. 106 00:05:17,090 --> 00:05:18,623 But negligent parenting isn't. 107 00:05:18,625 --> 00:05:20,759 She's frakkin' this guy all the time, 108 00:05:20,784 --> 00:05:22,250 even when the children are there. 109 00:05:23,127 --> 00:05:24,260 You don't believe me? 110 00:05:24,684 --> 00:05:25,997 See for yourself. 111 00:05:25,999 --> 00:05:28,099 - Whoa, whoa... - Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! 112 00:05:28,101 --> 00:05:30,332 You recorded my gaming? 113 00:05:30,645 --> 00:05:32,239 What is this? 114 00:05:32,264 --> 00:05:34,637 "Second Life." A VR game. 115 00:05:34,662 --> 00:05:38,231 That's her avatar, Gefion, on top of his avatar, Freyr. 116 00:05:38,412 --> 00:05:40,078 Ravage me, Freyr! 117 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,980 Ravage me 118 00:05:41,982 --> 00:05:43,114 with your hot, 119 00:05:43,116 --> 00:05:44,482 throbbing 120 00:05:44,484 --> 00:05:45,543 Viking manhood! 121 00:05:45,568 --> 00:05:48,653 Your client spends so much time in the virtual world, 122 00:05:48,678 --> 00:05:50,221 we have legitimate concerns 123 00:05:50,223 --> 00:05:53,090 for the children's safety and emotional well-being in the real one. 124 00:05:53,115 --> 00:05:54,418 I'll be filing a motion 125 00:05:54,443 --> 00:05:57,195 requesting Dwight Hartford get possession of the family home 126 00:05:57,197 --> 00:05:59,898 and full custody of the children. 127 00:06:28,606 --> 00:06:29,903 That's just ridiculous. 128 00:06:29,928 --> 00:06:33,031 If you tried that in real life, you'd put out your back. 129 00:06:33,033 --> 00:06:35,834 Or worse, lose an eye. 130 00:06:35,836 --> 00:06:37,736 Marlee's agreed to have a monitoring device 131 00:06:37,738 --> 00:06:38,837 installed on her computer. 132 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:41,106 It'll track the hours she spends on Second Life. 133 00:06:41,108 --> 00:06:42,507 Results will go to all parties? 134 00:06:43,238 --> 00:06:45,653 Lucy, could you do a home assessment? 135 00:06:45,678 --> 00:06:46,577 Sure thing. 136 00:06:46,602 --> 00:06:47,912 Abby, go with her. 137 00:06:47,914 --> 00:06:50,982 We need Marlee's signature for the monitoring device. 138 00:06:54,082 --> 00:06:57,322 Okay, it's beyond weird, but is it cheating? 139 00:06:57,324 --> 00:06:58,657 Of course, it's cheating. 140 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:00,778 She's having sex with another man. 141 00:07:00,803 --> 00:07:03,561 No, her avatar is having sex with another avatar. 142 00:07:03,563 --> 00:07:06,957 It's not like she's having sex with strangers in bars. 143 00:07:07,167 --> 00:07:08,733 If there's no penetration, 144 00:07:08,735 --> 00:07:11,074 it's not infidelity, as simple as that. 145 00:07:11,405 --> 00:07:14,706 So, in your moral universe, 146 00:07:14,708 --> 00:07:17,463 you could've had phone sex every night 147 00:07:17,488 --> 00:07:19,411 while you were married to any one of our moms, 148 00:07:19,413 --> 00:07:20,912 and it wouldn't have been cheating? 149 00:07:20,914 --> 00:07:22,781 Nope. 150 00:07:22,783 --> 00:07:24,916 And that is why you will die alone. 151 00:07:24,918 --> 00:07:26,215 Charming. 152 00:07:30,323 --> 00:07:32,949 A healthy fantasy life is good for a relationship, 153 00:07:33,126 --> 00:07:34,424 but if it's not mutual, 154 00:07:34,449 --> 00:07:37,409 at the very least, it's emotional infidelity. 155 00:07:37,434 --> 00:07:41,199 - I never cheated. - No. You're a serial monogamist. 156 00:07:41,201 --> 00:07:43,868 Speaking of which, when's your anniversary? 157 00:07:43,870 --> 00:07:46,237 Two years of living together on the 28th. 158 00:07:47,981 --> 00:07:49,908 He'll break up with her before then, 159 00:07:49,910 --> 00:07:51,876 that way he avoids common law. 160 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,438 Is it true, Pooh? 161 00:07:54,543 --> 00:07:56,214 Danielle and I are doing 162 00:07:56,216 --> 00:07:57,840 just fine, thank you very much. 163 00:07:58,218 --> 00:08:01,653 That's what you said about Hannah. And Alix. 164 00:08:03,020 --> 00:08:04,487 And Georgia. 165 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,395 - Hey! - Hi. 166 00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:16,910 How old are the kids? 167 00:08:16,935 --> 00:08:19,202 Uh, four and five. 168 00:08:19,227 --> 00:08:20,472 When did you move to Vancouver? 169 00:08:20,474 --> 00:08:22,841 Three years ago, from Regina. 170 00:08:23,234 --> 00:08:25,443 Dwight got an awesome job at a gaming company. 171 00:08:25,445 --> 00:08:27,633 I tried to get a job there too, last year. 172 00:08:27,973 --> 00:08:29,530 I'm actually more qualified than he is. 173 00:08:29,555 --> 00:08:30,849 Let me guess. They didn't think 174 00:08:30,851 --> 00:08:32,305 you could work the long hours? 175 00:08:33,063 --> 00:08:34,496 So, here I am. 176 00:08:35,078 --> 00:08:36,454 Livin' the dream. 177 00:08:36,456 --> 00:08:39,039 - Do you have a community here? - Oh, please. 178 00:08:39,242 --> 00:08:40,669 This town is brutal. 179 00:08:40,828 --> 00:08:42,539 Everyone's, like, mountain climbing 180 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:45,497 or... doing something else that requires Gore-Tex. 181 00:08:45,773 --> 00:08:49,434 Gore-Tex... the fabric of choice for fashion don'ts. 182 00:08:54,184 --> 00:08:55,977 This is where I play. 183 00:08:56,195 --> 00:08:57,820 Only when the kids aren't around, 184 00:08:57,845 --> 00:08:59,498 or if they're asleep. 185 00:09:01,016 --> 00:09:04,192 Uh, i-isn't that your avatar? 186 00:09:04,217 --> 00:09:06,562 Yeah. Freyr and Gefion. 187 00:09:07,187 --> 00:09:09,420 You know the Vikings of Valhalla comic series, right? 188 00:09:09,422 --> 00:09:11,156 - Uh, no. - Sure thing. 189 00:09:11,158 --> 00:09:13,102 Yeah, Dwight and I are huge fans. 190 00:09:13,794 --> 00:09:16,127 We met when he accidentally goosed me with his sword 191 00:09:16,129 --> 00:09:17,725 at ComiCon 2013 lineup, 192 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:19,130 and then a week later, 193 00:09:19,132 --> 00:09:21,469 he said, "Ashau nashveh tu" 194 00:09:21,835 --> 00:09:24,414 on the Jumbotron at the Star Trek convention. 195 00:09:25,138 --> 00:09:28,344 It, um, means "I love you" in Vulcan. 196 00:09:30,087 --> 00:09:33,456 He always was a master at grand gestures. 197 00:09:34,180 --> 00:09:36,158 No wonder they're headed for divorce. 198 00:09:36,556 --> 00:09:38,316 Did you see those mannequins? 199 00:09:38,318 --> 00:09:39,384 Ugh. 200 00:09:39,386 --> 00:09:40,552 And Second Life? 201 00:09:40,861 --> 00:09:43,421 A haven for lonely geeks to play make-believe 202 00:09:43,423 --> 00:09:46,103 so they can forget how crappy their real lives are. 203 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:48,326 How '90s of you, Abby. 204 00:09:48,328 --> 00:09:49,761 It's hugely popular. 205 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:52,130 And for the record, geeks rule the world now. 206 00:09:52,132 --> 00:09:53,665 Your age is showing. 207 00:09:56,134 --> 00:09:58,336 You have got to be kidding me. 208 00:10:02,341 --> 00:10:04,064 Hey! 209 00:10:04,089 --> 00:10:05,643 That cost me 50 bucks! 210 00:10:05,683 --> 00:10:07,650 You. Get outta here. Now. 211 00:10:08,789 --> 00:10:09,789 Now! 212 00:10:12,718 --> 00:10:14,352 Did you even go to school today? 213 00:10:14,354 --> 00:10:15,920 Yes. I just skipped French. 214 00:10:15,922 --> 00:10:18,182 With a boy who looks like a young Charles Manson. 215 00:10:18,207 --> 00:10:20,463 What? His name is Justin and he's really nice. 216 00:10:21,228 --> 00:10:22,975 - Hi, Aunt Lucy. - Hey, Sofe. 217 00:10:23,004 --> 00:10:24,447 How old is he? 218 00:10:24,731 --> 00:10:26,865 - 15. - Let me tell you something. 219 00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:28,800 No 15-year old boy is nice. 220 00:10:28,979 --> 00:10:31,970 - They are all ruled by their penises. - Mom! 221 00:10:31,972 --> 00:10:34,372 - That's a sweeping generalization. - Back off, Auntie! 222 00:10:34,725 --> 00:10:36,107 I'm taking you back to school. 223 00:10:36,109 --> 00:10:37,346 Now. 224 00:10:38,135 --> 00:10:39,444 Please don't tell Dad. 225 00:10:39,446 --> 00:10:41,525 - You know I can't do that. - Please! I'll... 226 00:10:42,315 --> 00:10:44,849 I'll come to that dinner with you and Nico on Wednesday night. 227 00:10:44,851 --> 00:10:46,751 Wait. Are you trying to bribe me? 228 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,162 Deal. 229 00:10:50,724 --> 00:10:52,963 - Shut up. - I didn't say anything. 230 00:10:52,988 --> 00:10:56,828 Oh, "marriage is built on a foundation of trust," blah-diddy-blah. 231 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,455 I can read your judgy therapist thoughts. 232 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:16,896 _ 233 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:21,452 Hey. 234 00:11:21,454 --> 00:11:23,154 Ahh! You scared me. 235 00:11:23,156 --> 00:11:24,289 Ohh. 236 00:11:36,969 --> 00:11:39,691 - What? I'm totally on time. - On time is late. 237 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:42,106 I checked scheduling. We've got Judge Natali. 238 00:11:42,108 --> 00:11:43,474 Oh, shit. 239 00:11:43,476 --> 00:11:44,682 Is that a problem? 240 00:11:44,707 --> 00:11:48,012 She's the one who gave Frank temporary custody of our kids. 241 00:11:48,014 --> 00:11:50,214 So she makes reasoned decisions. 242 00:11:51,181 --> 00:11:53,428 Sorry. I just gotta... tie my shoe. 243 00:11:53,453 --> 00:11:54,819 Your shoes don't have laces. 244 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,800 Ah. Your old boss. 245 00:11:59,071 --> 00:12:01,025 Is there anyone here you don't need to avoid? 246 00:12:01,027 --> 00:12:02,694 Come on, just do me a solid, will ya? 247 00:12:02,696 --> 00:12:03,880 Fine. 248 00:12:04,511 --> 00:12:05,977 You're good. He's gone. 249 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,200 Shit! 250 00:12:09,202 --> 00:12:11,202 What the fudge, Daniel? 251 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:15,176 Marlee is a dedicated mother. 252 00:12:15,871 --> 00:12:18,743 She drives the kids to school, to activities, 253 00:12:18,745 --> 00:12:20,812 doctor's appointments, makes the meals... 254 00:12:20,814 --> 00:12:23,264 She does all the actual parenting while Dwight is at work. 255 00:12:23,550 --> 00:12:25,116 To give Mr. Hartford custody 256 00:12:25,118 --> 00:12:27,703 would mean the kids would be raised by a nanny, 257 00:12:28,088 --> 00:12:30,187 and we've all seen the results of the monitoring device. 258 00:12:30,781 --> 00:12:32,824 Mrs. Liu-Hartford spends two hours a day 259 00:12:32,826 --> 00:12:34,058 on Second Life, at most. 260 00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:36,662 It's our view that Mr. Hartford is motivated by jealousy 261 00:12:37,030 --> 00:12:38,256 of an avatar. 262 00:12:39,733 --> 00:12:40,965 Uh, Your Honor, 263 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:43,334 I ask leave of the court to introduce new evidence. 264 00:12:43,336 --> 00:12:44,502 Be my guest, counsel. 265 00:12:44,504 --> 00:12:46,070 My client installed a keystroker 266 00:12:46,072 --> 00:12:48,139 on the kids' shared laptop. 267 00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:50,071 Your Honor, that's spyware, it's not admissible. 268 00:12:50,188 --> 00:12:51,342 It is! Parents are allowed 269 00:12:51,344 --> 00:12:52,577 to surveil their children's property. 270 00:12:52,579 --> 00:12:55,213 Your client thought this laptop wouldn't be monitored, 271 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,969 so she used it instead. 272 00:12:59,051 --> 00:13:02,920 Say she spends longer than two hours a day on her hobby. 273 00:13:02,922 --> 00:13:04,422 So what? 274 00:13:04,424 --> 00:13:06,621 Fathers come home from a long day at work 275 00:13:06,646 --> 00:13:08,692 and they stick their noses in their phones all night. 276 00:13:08,717 --> 00:13:12,263 Why do we always hold mothers to a higher standard? 277 00:13:12,265 --> 00:13:14,565 Spare me the soapbox, Ms. Bianchi. 278 00:13:14,567 --> 00:13:16,868 Your client is on Second Life 16 hours a day. 279 00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:19,278 And she used her young children's laptop... 280 00:13:19,606 --> 00:13:22,573 - to play a sex game. - This is not a hobby, counsel. 281 00:13:22,575 --> 00:13:23,907 This is an addiction. 282 00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:27,692 Mrs. Liu-Hartford pulled the wool over your eyes. 283 00:13:28,703 --> 00:13:31,472 But we already know that addicts are very good liars. 284 00:13:32,032 --> 00:13:34,258 I want a progress report in one week. 285 00:13:34,283 --> 00:13:36,287 If I don't see that you are doing what you can 286 00:13:36,289 --> 00:13:37,522 to address this addiction, 287 00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:39,590 I will take Mr. Hartford's motion for temporary custody 288 00:13:39,592 --> 00:13:41,594 into serious consideration. 289 00:13:41,895 --> 00:13:44,318 Adjourned. 290 00:13:48,216 --> 00:13:50,784 Can you believe that Dwight spied on me? 291 00:13:51,774 --> 00:13:53,918 And no way was I on for 16 hours a day. 292 00:13:53,943 --> 00:13:56,444 - That spyware malfunctioned. - Marlee, stop. 293 00:13:57,244 --> 00:13:59,645 Make an appointment with a therapist. 294 00:14:00,348 --> 00:14:02,082 Delete Second Life from all of your devices. 295 00:14:02,084 --> 00:14:03,851 Go to Online Gamers Anonymous. 296 00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:06,587 Agree to let us monitor every device in your home. 297 00:14:07,309 --> 00:14:09,042 If you don't want to lose your kids, 298 00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:11,141 you've got to follow the judge's requirements. 299 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:13,211 And if you lie to me again, 300 00:14:13,236 --> 00:14:15,136 you can find yourself a new lawyer. 301 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,784 I know it must seem crazy, 302 00:14:25,786 --> 00:14:27,753 spending that much time in a fantasy world. 303 00:14:28,071 --> 00:14:30,322 But what I have with online Freyr, 304 00:14:30,324 --> 00:14:31,720 it's so much deeper 305 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:34,613 than anything I've had with Dwight in a long time. 306 00:14:36,802 --> 00:14:39,270 I don't expect you to understand. 307 00:14:39,272 --> 00:14:41,141 I know what it's like 308 00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:44,341 to... overindulge in something 309 00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:47,641 when you're feeling undervalued and unloved. 310 00:14:48,014 --> 00:14:50,981 - You do? - Yeah, I found out 311 00:14:50,997 --> 00:14:53,331 some troubling news about my husband, 312 00:14:53,696 --> 00:14:55,499 so I went a bit off the rails... 313 00:14:55,501 --> 00:14:57,134 And boom, the next thing you know, 314 00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:01,439 Natali has given my husband temporary custody of our kids. 315 00:15:01,441 --> 00:15:03,618 - She did that? - You know, and I know, 316 00:15:03,643 --> 00:15:07,878 that not one person should have to carry all the blame, 317 00:15:08,122 --> 00:15:10,223 but Natali's... 318 00:15:10,739 --> 00:15:13,536 not so good at seeing the shades of gray. 319 00:15:14,004 --> 00:15:15,720 So what do I do? 320 00:15:16,192 --> 00:15:20,024 - I don't want to lose my kids. - Okay, well, you want my advice? 321 00:15:21,294 --> 00:15:23,395 Go to the meetings, therapy... 322 00:15:23,397 --> 00:15:26,098 Do the blah-diddy-blah for the optics, 323 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:28,336 but the simplest thing you can do? 324 00:15:29,003 --> 00:15:30,715 Get off Second Life. 325 00:15:31,772 --> 00:15:32,838 Just quit. 326 00:15:33,489 --> 00:15:35,440 It's what I did. 327 00:15:35,629 --> 00:15:37,891 - Really? - Yeah, cold turkey. 328 00:15:38,649 --> 00:15:40,112 It was that simple. 329 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,688 Hello. Dr. Cameron's office. 330 00:16:41,713 --> 00:16:44,076 Uh, yeah, I have an appointment with Dr. Cameron 331 00:16:44,078 --> 00:16:45,844 tomorrow morning at 9:00. 332 00:16:45,846 --> 00:16:48,714 - Okay. Who may I ask is calling? - Abigail Bianchi. 333 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,248 And what is this regarding, Ms. Bianchi? 334 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,951 - Yeah, I'm gonna have to cancel. - Again? 335 00:16:52,953 --> 00:16:54,186 Yes, again. 336 00:16:54,188 --> 00:16:56,355 What can I say? Life's busy. 337 00:16:56,357 --> 00:16:57,723 You realize our policy is 338 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,224 to charge you if you're canceling? 339 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,492 I know you have to charge me. 340 00:17:00,494 --> 00:17:02,641 Just, uh, email me the receipt. 341 00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:10,669 One date for $100, three for two. 342 00:17:10,671 --> 00:17:12,504 All right, put me down for the 14th. 343 00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:14,750 I am e-transferring to you now. 344 00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:19,678 Want in on the office pool? 345 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,848 $100 lets you guess which day Daniel breaks up with Danielle 346 00:17:22,850 --> 00:17:24,483 before their two-year anniversary. 347 00:17:24,485 --> 00:17:26,685 Oh! Daddy's girl has a mean streak. 348 00:17:26,687 --> 00:17:29,187 Daddy's girl makes half of what Daniel makes. 349 00:17:29,189 --> 00:17:30,722 Mm, well, Daddy's paying this girl 350 00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:33,834 less than half of what Daniel makes, so, uh... 351 00:17:34,497 --> 00:17:36,998 put me down for the 11th. 352 00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:46,457 Dwight and I used to have so much fun together. 353 00:17:47,073 --> 00:17:49,556 He was the Freyr to my Gefion. 354 00:17:49,676 --> 00:17:52,244 Can you pinpoint when things started to change? 355 00:17:52,246 --> 00:17:53,311 Sure. 356 00:17:53,749 --> 00:17:55,437 Having kids. 357 00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,950 Don't get me wrong. I love 'em like stink. 358 00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:02,154 But anyone who says children don't change a relationship 359 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,539 is lying. 360 00:18:03,622 --> 00:18:06,224 That, coupled with the move, 361 00:18:06,226 --> 00:18:09,161 leaving family and friends behind... 362 00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:11,430 I've been a stay-at-home mom 363 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,732 for five years. 364 00:18:13,757 --> 00:18:16,799 Hmm. You must feel lonely sometimes. 365 00:18:18,479 --> 00:18:21,206 Some women are so good at it... 366 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,576 but... 367 00:18:25,054 --> 00:18:27,274 I'm so bored. 368 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,962 And I'm so boring. 369 00:18:33,352 --> 00:18:35,420 And I think that Dwight thinks so, too, 370 00:18:35,422 --> 00:18:36,896 because it's like he's... 371 00:18:37,636 --> 00:18:40,136 stopped... seeing me. 372 00:18:42,574 --> 00:18:44,675 In Second Life, with Freyr, I feel... 373 00:18:45,021 --> 00:18:46,398 You feel seen. 374 00:18:46,822 --> 00:18:48,076 Yeah. 375 00:18:52,512 --> 00:18:54,691 I like talking to you, Ms. Svensson. 376 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:58,676 It's a lot more than just a bunch of blah-diddy-blah. 377 00:19:04,551 --> 00:19:08,320 Did you honestly tell Marlee to "just quit" Second Life? 378 00:19:08,322 --> 00:19:10,021 And to go to therapy, but only for the optics, 379 00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,591 because it's just a bunch of "blah-diddy-blah"? 380 00:19:12,714 --> 00:19:16,333 No. I don't believe those were my exact words. 381 00:19:16,358 --> 00:19:18,536 You hear that? She went behind your back 382 00:19:18,561 --> 00:19:21,299 and gave your client highly-troubling advice. 383 00:19:21,522 --> 00:19:22,501 Mm. 384 00:19:22,503 --> 00:19:25,103 And you went behind my back to start a betting pool 385 00:19:25,105 --> 00:19:26,571 to see when I'll break up with the woman 386 00:19:26,573 --> 00:19:28,540 who's quite possibly the love of my life. 387 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,264 So to hell with both of you. 388 00:19:33,247 --> 00:19:34,339 I am begging you, 389 00:19:34,364 --> 00:19:36,181 please do not tell him I placed a bet. 390 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,083 Cecil, you've been monitoring 391 00:19:38,085 --> 00:19:40,552 - the devices at Marlee's house, right? - Yeah. 392 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,220 How many hours has she logged on Second Life? 393 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,222 Zero. 394 00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:45,790 But it's like when I was a kid, 395 00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:47,480 my mom wouldn't let me play Farmville, 396 00:19:47,505 --> 00:19:50,506 I'd just go to a friend's house or go to the library. 397 00:19:50,531 --> 00:19:53,431 You know, log in from a different IP address. 398 00:20:00,605 --> 00:20:01,907 Seriously, Cecil? 399 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,608 You've given me balloon tits. 400 00:20:03,610 --> 00:20:05,675 Come on, make them smaller. 401 00:20:06,213 --> 00:20:07,412 Smaller. 402 00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:10,282 Most people build hotter versions of themselves, is all. 403 00:20:10,284 --> 00:20:12,050 Not that you're not already. 404 00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:13,815 I mean... 405 00:20:15,087 --> 00:20:16,288 How do you know all this? 406 00:20:16,290 --> 00:20:18,356 'Cause I have a Second Life account. 407 00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:21,970 Not for sex! 408 00:20:21,995 --> 00:20:23,495 I'm building my dream house. 409 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,130 I designed it, 410 00:20:25,132 --> 00:20:27,365 and now I'm buying furniture that other users have designed. 411 00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:28,300 Mm-hmm. 412 00:20:28,302 --> 00:20:29,901 So you're saying you spend real money 413 00:20:29,903 --> 00:20:32,037 on cartoon furniture 414 00:20:32,039 --> 00:20:33,238 in a video game? 415 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,639 It is not a "video game". 416 00:20:34,641 --> 00:20:36,107 You're making it sound weird. 417 00:20:36,345 --> 00:20:37,876 It's a virtual society. 418 00:20:37,878 --> 00:20:39,344 You can be anyone you want. 419 00:20:39,346 --> 00:20:40,478 If you're old, you can be young. 420 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,981 If you're in a wheelchair, you can fly. 421 00:20:43,287 --> 00:20:45,020 And who are you on there? 422 00:20:47,165 --> 00:20:50,121 Do you know where Marlee spends most of her time in the world? 423 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:51,523 Valhalla. 424 00:20:51,525 --> 00:20:54,493 All right. Let's take your avatar there. 425 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,596 - Who's that? - Oh, that's me. 426 00:20:57,598 --> 00:20:58,964 Nice house. 427 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,098 There she is. 428 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:01,210 You should see mine. 429 00:21:01,884 --> 00:21:03,423 Is that them? 430 00:21:03,448 --> 00:21:05,748 Oh. 431 00:21:07,471 --> 00:21:10,575 Yeah, who needs blah-diddy-blah? 432 00:21:10,577 --> 00:21:13,178 Cold turkey works every time. 433 00:21:15,782 --> 00:21:17,148 Hi! 434 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,935 I know you're still on Second Life. 435 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:20,752 No. No, I'm not. 436 00:21:20,754 --> 00:21:23,121 Marlee, don't bullshit a bullshitter. 437 00:21:23,123 --> 00:21:24,756 And it doesn't matter anyway, 438 00:21:24,758 --> 00:21:26,673 because I tracked down "Freyr." 439 00:21:26,793 --> 00:21:29,861 - How did you... - I have a private investigator. 440 00:21:29,863 --> 00:21:32,587 His real name is Herbert Dyckman. 441 00:21:32,899 --> 00:21:34,299 Lives in Surrey, 442 00:21:34,301 --> 00:21:36,114 and he's dying to meet "Gefion". 443 00:21:37,404 --> 00:21:38,436 He's here? 444 00:21:38,438 --> 00:21:40,205 Mm-hmm. In that very coffee shop. 445 00:21:40,207 --> 00:21:41,806 I don't think I want to do this. 446 00:21:41,808 --> 00:21:43,308 Oh, no, no. You're doing it. 447 00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:45,977 It's about time you get a cold, hard dose of reality, 448 00:21:45,979 --> 00:21:47,712 because we both know "Freyr" 449 00:21:47,714 --> 00:21:50,282 is really some slob living in his mom's basement 450 00:21:50,284 --> 00:21:51,950 with mustard stains on his shirt 451 00:21:51,952 --> 00:21:53,785 and Dorito dust around his mouth. 452 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,327 Herbert Dyckman? 453 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,002 Gefion? 454 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:22,307 You look exactly like your avatar. 455 00:22:22,309 --> 00:22:24,275 You... don't. 456 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:28,513 You're way prettier in real life. 457 00:22:29,284 --> 00:22:32,118 Uh, you might have to excuse me for a minute here. 458 00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:33,843 Fine. Go. 459 00:22:34,599 --> 00:22:35,799 Yeah, I don't think I should leave you. 460 00:22:35,801 --> 00:22:37,368 Buh-bye now. 461 00:22:38,744 --> 00:22:40,712 Frank, I'm kind of in the middle of something. 462 00:22:40,714 --> 00:22:43,414 Sofia's school just called. She hasn't been there all day. 463 00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:45,102 What? They're only letting you know now? 464 00:22:45,127 --> 00:22:47,528 I'm just picking up messages, I've been in court all day. 465 00:22:47,530 --> 00:22:48,529 Well, why didn't they call me? 466 00:22:48,531 --> 00:22:49,763 You're not on the list anymore. 467 00:22:49,765 --> 00:22:51,432 - That is so messed-up. - She's not answering her phone. 468 00:22:51,434 --> 00:22:53,234 Do you have any idea where she might be? 469 00:22:53,236 --> 00:22:54,368 Gimme a second. 470 00:22:59,775 --> 00:23:02,810 - She's at the house. - H-How do you know that? 471 00:23:02,812 --> 00:23:04,411 Because I added myself to her tracking app 472 00:23:04,413 --> 00:23:05,913 when she wasn't looking, okay? 473 00:23:05,915 --> 00:23:08,082 And clearly, it's a good thing I did! 474 00:23:08,084 --> 00:23:10,255 It's the only way I could find out where my children are. 475 00:23:11,254 --> 00:23:13,689 - Oh, god. - What? 476 00:23:13,714 --> 00:23:14,855 Charles Manson kid. 477 00:23:14,857 --> 00:23:17,091 What if she's with Charles Manson kid? 478 00:23:17,093 --> 00:23:18,893 This 50-50 custody thing, 479 00:23:18,895 --> 00:23:20,193 it isn't working. 480 00:23:20,463 --> 00:23:22,263 Seriously, Kyle? 481 00:23:22,374 --> 00:23:23,915 Why is that? 482 00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:26,667 I thought you were both happy with my arbitration. 483 00:23:26,669 --> 00:23:28,569 It's, uh, Parker's new boyfriend. 484 00:23:28,571 --> 00:23:29,624 Doug. 485 00:23:29,649 --> 00:23:32,006 Doug is ruining all the hard work 486 00:23:32,008 --> 00:23:33,274 I've put into training Craig. 487 00:23:33,276 --> 00:23:35,676 Craig is learning terrible habits. 488 00:23:36,588 --> 00:23:38,245 Look at him! 489 00:23:38,526 --> 00:23:40,447 You can see he... he's distressed. 490 00:23:42,118 --> 00:23:43,117 Please. 491 00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:45,417 He's just jealous because I've moved on and he hasn't. 492 00:23:45,442 --> 00:23:48,022 I knew you were gonna say that, so I brought proof. 493 00:23:48,024 --> 00:23:49,503 Hmm? 494 00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:50,858 Where did you get those photos? 495 00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:52,471 You uploaded them to our shared account. 496 00:23:52,496 --> 00:23:53,905 You are such a loser. 497 00:23:54,230 --> 00:23:56,497 "Doug" lets Craig up on the couch. 498 00:23:56,499 --> 00:23:58,800 He lets him eat off the table! 499 00:23:58,825 --> 00:24:01,001 Way to go, genius. 500 00:24:01,003 --> 00:24:02,102 Those photos only prove 501 00:24:02,104 --> 00:24:03,837 that Craig loves Doug more than he loves you. 502 00:24:03,839 --> 00:24:06,173 Now, if you'll excuse me, some of us have real jobs. 503 00:24:06,175 --> 00:24:08,275 Screenwriting is a real job! 504 00:24:08,277 --> 00:24:09,977 Yeah, only if someone's paying you, dork. 505 00:24:12,914 --> 00:24:14,281 Talk to me, Kyle. 506 00:24:16,402 --> 00:24:18,552 I don't get to see Craig for a week at a time, 507 00:24:18,827 --> 00:24:20,120 and when I do get him back, 508 00:24:20,122 --> 00:24:22,423 it's like he's forgotten everything I've taught him. 509 00:24:24,576 --> 00:24:27,979 It's like... he's forgotten me. 510 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,241 I can't believe you didn't tell me about this kid. 511 00:24:41,243 --> 00:24:43,210 I can't believe you bribed our daughter. 512 00:24:43,212 --> 00:24:45,512 No, no, I didn't bribe her, she bribed me. 513 00:24:45,514 --> 00:24:46,880 Sofia. 514 00:24:47,316 --> 00:24:49,650 You scared us half to death. 515 00:24:50,202 --> 00:24:53,053 Why weren't you in school? Why weren't you answering your phone? 516 00:24:53,055 --> 00:24:54,215 Can I talk to you in private? 517 00:24:57,288 --> 00:25:00,394 - Of course, sweetheart. - Not you. 518 00:25:00,825 --> 00:25:02,024 Mom. 519 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:13,240 Is this about Charles Manson kid? 520 00:25:13,242 --> 00:25:15,066 Because I can make him wish he'd never been born. 521 00:25:15,091 --> 00:25:16,434 Mom, God! 522 00:25:19,739 --> 00:25:21,609 I got my stupid period 523 00:25:21,902 --> 00:25:23,851 and I didn't want to tell my friends 524 00:25:23,853 --> 00:25:26,453 because they all got theirs ages ago, 525 00:25:26,455 --> 00:25:28,022 and... 526 00:25:28,024 --> 00:25:31,058 I kind of lied and told them that I already had mine, 527 00:25:31,060 --> 00:25:33,190 and I got scared that I might bleed through my skirt, 528 00:25:33,215 --> 00:25:35,329 so I came home to, like, deal with it, 529 00:25:35,331 --> 00:25:37,371 but Dad doesn't have any girl products in the house. 530 00:25:38,416 --> 00:25:41,565 Oh... sweetheart. 531 00:25:43,896 --> 00:25:46,831 Well, we can take care of that, pronto. 532 00:25:48,043 --> 00:25:49,514 It's all gonna be okay. 533 00:25:50,428 --> 00:25:53,080 It's gonna feel like old hat in no time, 534 00:25:53,082 --> 00:25:54,381 trust me. 535 00:25:54,383 --> 00:25:55,949 Aww! 536 00:26:02,902 --> 00:26:04,625 Jerri's on garbage duty now? 537 00:26:04,627 --> 00:26:05,826 My client. 538 00:26:05,828 --> 00:26:06,927 "The Real Botox"? 539 00:26:06,929 --> 00:26:09,463 She wants substantially more spousal support 540 00:26:09,465 --> 00:26:11,065 than her ex is currently offering. 541 00:26:11,067 --> 00:26:12,933 I need to document her spending habits. 542 00:26:13,257 --> 00:26:15,769 Prove she's accustomed to a certain lifestyle. 543 00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:18,768 Those are her receipts for the past year. 544 00:26:19,507 --> 00:26:20,774 You're not suggesting... 545 00:26:20,776 --> 00:26:21,775 I'm not suggesting. 546 00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:23,177 I'm telling. 547 00:26:23,179 --> 00:26:26,146 I need an itemized breakdown by the end of the week. 548 00:26:26,148 --> 00:26:27,047 Harry! 549 00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:30,017 Hire a forensic accountant to do it. 550 00:26:30,019 --> 00:26:31,452 Get Cecil to do it. 551 00:26:31,477 --> 00:26:33,777 Why would I do that when I have you? 552 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,512 _ 553 00:26:52,536 --> 00:26:54,988 _ 554 00:27:02,518 --> 00:27:03,984 Dr. Cameron's office. 555 00:27:03,986 --> 00:27:05,285 Hi, this is Abigail Bianchi. 556 00:27:05,287 --> 00:27:07,321 Please hold. 557 00:27:07,323 --> 00:27:10,023 Ms. Bianchi. This is Dr. Cameron. 558 00:27:10,025 --> 00:27:11,692 Oh. Hello. 559 00:27:11,694 --> 00:27:13,160 Every time you cancel an appointment, 560 00:27:13,162 --> 00:27:14,962 it's disrespectful, 561 00:27:14,964 --> 00:27:16,663 both of my time 562 00:27:16,665 --> 00:27:18,732 and for the people on my wait list. 563 00:27:18,734 --> 00:27:19,767 So, as of today, 564 00:27:19,769 --> 00:27:21,368 I'm putting an end to this little game. 565 00:27:21,370 --> 00:27:22,369 I wish you the best of luck. 566 00:27:22,651 --> 00:27:24,651 Can I just get my receipt... 567 00:27:39,344 --> 00:27:41,160 I understand that, Mr. Choi, 568 00:27:41,185 --> 00:27:43,318 but our bill is past due by two months. 569 00:27:43,343 --> 00:27:45,577 Yes. Thank you. Bye. 570 00:27:45,602 --> 00:27:47,501 I just had a session with Marlee. 571 00:27:47,503 --> 00:27:50,071 She told me that somebody introduced her 572 00:27:50,073 --> 00:27:51,772 to the man behind her VR crush. 573 00:27:51,774 --> 00:27:54,108 Isn't that doctor/patient privilege? 574 00:27:54,110 --> 00:27:55,376 Abigail. 575 00:27:55,378 --> 00:27:57,926 Well, maybe that... someone 576 00:27:57,951 --> 00:28:00,852 didn't expect it to go the way it did. 577 00:28:00,877 --> 00:28:02,076 Maybe that someone 578 00:28:02,101 --> 00:28:04,352 thought it would help snap Marlee back to reality. 579 00:28:04,377 --> 00:28:06,344 You know, the first time I spoke to Marlee, 580 00:28:06,369 --> 00:28:08,402 it felt like there was still some hope for her marriage. 581 00:28:08,427 --> 00:28:09,693 And now... 582 00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:12,655 You're trying to work things out with your husband, right? 583 00:28:12,962 --> 00:28:15,567 Imagine how much harder it would be 584 00:28:15,592 --> 00:28:17,992 if somebody introduced a real, live version 585 00:28:18,017 --> 00:28:20,141 of his fantasy woman into the mix. 586 00:28:25,653 --> 00:28:28,054 Why are you always trying to take the shortcuts? 587 00:28:28,392 --> 00:28:30,392 Because they're shorter. 588 00:28:32,881 --> 00:28:35,046 I used to tell everyone I was sober. 589 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:37,550 My wife, my kids... 590 00:28:39,408 --> 00:28:41,342 Said it so much, I almost believed it myself. 591 00:28:43,076 --> 00:28:46,946 And meanwhile, I'm hiding bottles all over the house. 592 00:28:47,999 --> 00:28:51,465 Even kept a 26er of rye tucked inside the toilet tank. 593 00:29:04,456 --> 00:29:07,725 Please, Harry, I beg of you, buy a pair of longer shorts. 594 00:29:07,845 --> 00:29:10,412 "Longer shorts." Oxymoron. 595 00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:13,686 - Receipts. Itemized. - Good. 596 00:29:13,711 --> 00:29:15,010 She's a spendaholic. 597 00:29:15,147 --> 00:29:16,647 Two grand a month on her hair alone, 598 00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,372 and about that much again 599 00:29:18,397 --> 00:29:21,197 on doggie outfits for her Shitzu. 600 00:29:21,222 --> 00:29:23,423 All reasons why she deserves at least double 601 00:29:23,448 --> 00:29:25,881 the spousal support her ex is currently offering. 602 00:29:25,906 --> 00:29:27,272 She needs to maintain the lifestyle 603 00:29:27,297 --> 00:29:28,764 to which she's accustomed. 604 00:29:28,789 --> 00:29:29,888 Or she could blow dry her own hair 605 00:29:29,913 --> 00:29:32,580 and help eradicate malaria in developing countries. 606 00:29:33,629 --> 00:29:35,745 Assassin! Assassin! 607 00:29:35,770 --> 00:29:38,471 You've ruined my marriage! You have ruined my life! 608 00:29:38,496 --> 00:29:39,678 Mr. Hartford, please, calm down. 609 00:29:39,703 --> 00:29:41,603 No, I'm not gonna calm down! 610 00:29:41,628 --> 00:29:44,362 You introduced her to Freyr! 611 00:29:44,399 --> 00:29:45,832 Ah! 612 00:29:45,857 --> 00:29:47,089 Why would you do that? 613 00:29:47,114 --> 00:29:49,378 How is that your job? 614 00:29:49,403 --> 00:29:51,325 I have no idea what you're talking about! 615 00:29:51,327 --> 00:29:53,233 I've lost her forever! 616 00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:55,104 Ahh! My eye! 617 00:29:55,129 --> 00:29:56,851 - Sorry... - Okay, fella. 618 00:29:56,876 --> 00:29:58,443 Time for you to go! 619 00:29:58,468 --> 00:29:59,500 Sorry about that. 620 00:30:09,637 --> 00:30:11,438 What the hell was Dwight talking about? 621 00:30:11,463 --> 00:30:12,896 "Real-life Freyr"? 622 00:30:12,921 --> 00:30:15,454 I used a P.I. I know 623 00:30:15,479 --> 00:30:17,218 to track down the guy behind Freyr. 624 00:30:17,243 --> 00:30:19,237 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? - Daniel, focus! 625 00:30:19,262 --> 00:30:22,198 That's not what's important right now. 626 00:30:22,223 --> 00:30:24,421 You were just viciously assaulted. 627 00:30:24,446 --> 00:30:25,633 He threw Skittles at me. 628 00:30:25,665 --> 00:30:27,031 No. It was vicious. 629 00:30:27,056 --> 00:30:29,491 Harry and I were both witnesses, weren't we, Harry? 630 00:30:29,516 --> 00:30:33,218 - You almost lost an eye. - Have you actually lost your mind? 631 00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:35,667 Let me spell it out for you! 632 00:30:35,692 --> 00:30:38,616 We can use this to nail Dwight's ass to the wall. 633 00:30:38,629 --> 00:30:41,797 Screw shared custody! We can get Marlee full custody. 634 00:30:42,234 --> 00:30:44,800 He's violent, unpredictable. 635 00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:46,859 You haven't learned a thing about family law, have you? 636 00:30:46,884 --> 00:30:49,485 I've learned that what you do can barely be defined as law. 637 00:30:49,510 --> 00:30:51,877 "Daniel Svensson, Pet Arbitrator." 638 00:30:51,902 --> 00:30:54,472 This isn't personal injury, okay? This isn't about "winning." 639 00:30:54,497 --> 00:30:55,607 First rule of family law... 640 00:30:55,632 --> 00:30:56,931 Put the needs of the children first. 641 00:30:57,221 --> 00:30:59,822 And that rarely means severing ties with a parent. 642 00:31:00,783 --> 00:31:02,083 Harry. Come on! 643 00:31:02,676 --> 00:31:04,252 Your brother's right, Abigail. 644 00:31:04,254 --> 00:31:05,887 You grossly overstepped 645 00:31:05,889 --> 00:31:07,422 and your strategy is a non-starter. 646 00:31:07,722 --> 00:31:09,891 So you're just gonna let Dwight get away with this? 647 00:31:09,893 --> 00:31:11,259 Yeah, I am. 648 00:31:11,261 --> 00:31:14,429 He only did it because you did a phenomenally reckless thing. 649 00:31:20,437 --> 00:31:21,937 I'll say it again, Dad. 650 00:31:21,939 --> 00:31:23,338 She doesn't belong here. 651 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:24,573 Maybe not, 652 00:31:24,575 --> 00:31:27,008 but the stuff about the father being violent 653 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,551 and unpredictable... 654 00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:31,701 Worth keeping in your back pocket. 655 00:31:42,124 --> 00:31:43,992 George! Hi. 656 00:31:43,994 --> 00:31:45,227 What a surprise. 657 00:31:45,229 --> 00:31:47,896 - Abigail. - Uh, hey, so I just wanted you to know, 658 00:31:47,898 --> 00:31:50,232 that, uh, as soon as my probation is over, 659 00:31:50,234 --> 00:31:52,267 I am ready to step back into my old role. 660 00:31:52,269 --> 00:31:53,401 Stronger than ever. 661 00:31:53,403 --> 00:31:55,270 A-And I know we have a lot to discuss, 662 00:31:55,272 --> 00:31:58,773 but I can come by at any time... Your convenience. 663 00:31:58,775 --> 00:32:00,108 Do you know how many of your clients 664 00:32:00,110 --> 00:32:01,309 have come to us, 665 00:32:01,311 --> 00:32:03,545 asking if you lost their case because you were drunk? 666 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,982 That never played a part. 667 00:32:07,613 --> 00:32:08,617 And for the record, 668 00:32:08,619 --> 00:32:10,719 I had very few losses. 669 00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:12,120 Bob Johnson? 670 00:32:12,122 --> 00:32:14,109 The client who you... 671 00:32:14,134 --> 00:32:16,992 Oh, how shall I put this... 672 00:32:17,273 --> 00:32:18,560 Vomited on... 673 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:20,161 is suing the firm. 674 00:32:20,163 --> 00:32:21,763 Bob's an idiot, okay? 675 00:32:21,765 --> 00:32:23,131 Let me handle Bob. 676 00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:28,144 You can come back, Abigail... 677 00:32:28,644 --> 00:32:29,976 when hell freezes over. 678 00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:43,019 So... we're agreed? 679 00:32:43,021 --> 00:32:45,374 This is a new low, Daniel, you know that, right? 680 00:32:46,091 --> 00:32:47,590 Well, I mean, I can put this back on. 681 00:32:47,592 --> 00:32:48,958 My eye is still quite sore. 682 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,272 Put away your Halloween costume, Jack Sparrow. 683 00:32:51,297 --> 00:32:53,431 We're agreed. 684 00:32:56,663 --> 00:32:58,931 My client has also been seeing a therapist, 685 00:32:58,933 --> 00:33:00,032 Lucy Svensson. 686 00:33:00,034 --> 00:33:01,267 Ms. Svensson is happy to answer 687 00:33:01,269 --> 00:33:03,269 any further questions you may have. 688 00:33:03,577 --> 00:33:05,071 Our client has taken your recommendations 689 00:33:05,073 --> 00:33:06,338 very seriously. 690 00:33:06,340 --> 00:33:07,640 Counsel? 691 00:33:07,642 --> 00:33:09,642 I have nothing further to add, Your Honor. 692 00:33:11,221 --> 00:33:13,345 Well, I must commend you, Mrs. Liu-Hartford. 693 00:33:14,148 --> 00:33:15,643 I wish all the folks I saw in here 694 00:33:15,668 --> 00:33:17,468 were as committed as you are. 695 00:33:17,507 --> 00:33:19,807 Marlee Liu-Hartford and Dwight Hartford 696 00:33:19,809 --> 00:33:21,463 will have shared custody of the kids. 697 00:33:21,488 --> 00:33:22,956 60-40 split for now, 698 00:33:22,981 --> 00:33:24,914 since Marlee is the stay-at-home parent. 699 00:33:25,121 --> 00:33:26,620 And I'm letting her stay in the house. 700 00:33:27,124 --> 00:33:29,483 Mr. Hartford will find alternate accommodations. 701 00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:32,186 We'll reconvene tomorrow to discuss support. 702 00:33:32,188 --> 00:33:34,155 Adjourned. 703 00:33:35,461 --> 00:33:37,394 Congratulations. 704 00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:40,459 What's wrong? 705 00:33:41,830 --> 00:33:44,065 It means it's really over now, doesn't it? 706 00:33:44,067 --> 00:33:45,232 Between me and Dwight. 707 00:33:45,234 --> 00:33:46,734 I thought you wanted it that way? 708 00:33:46,736 --> 00:33:47,735 You and Herbert... 709 00:33:47,737 --> 00:33:49,897 I sent him back to Surrey. 710 00:33:50,406 --> 00:33:51,739 He's nice. 711 00:33:51,850 --> 00:33:53,483 And hot. 712 00:33:54,509 --> 00:33:57,578 But beyond Second Life, we had nothing in common. 713 00:33:58,868 --> 00:34:00,435 Not like me and Dwight. 714 00:34:11,769 --> 00:34:14,003 I hear you, bro. 715 00:34:14,231 --> 00:34:17,166 Maybe your dad's getting soft in his old age. 716 00:34:17,871 --> 00:34:19,471 He brought her in out of guilt, I get that. 717 00:34:19,802 --> 00:34:22,062 It's letting her stay that boggles my mind. 718 00:34:22,405 --> 00:34:24,301 That's family. 719 00:34:32,047 --> 00:34:34,081 You know, as much as it pains me to admit it, 720 00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:35,249 you were right. 721 00:34:35,251 --> 00:34:37,118 Marlee still loves Dwight. 722 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,753 - Why are you... ? - It's obvious 723 00:34:38,755 --> 00:34:40,121 she wants him back. The only reason 724 00:34:40,123 --> 00:34:41,989 she had an online affair 725 00:34:41,991 --> 00:34:44,291 was because she felt he no longer loved her. 726 00:34:44,293 --> 00:34:45,760 - Why are you shouting? - It's just too bad 727 00:34:45,762 --> 00:34:48,062 we can't be the ones to tell him, though, right? 728 00:34:48,064 --> 00:34:50,498 Conflict of interest and all that. 729 00:35:01,143 --> 00:35:03,844 I've changed your custody arrangement. 730 00:35:04,034 --> 00:35:05,980 You both still get Craig 50-50. 731 00:35:05,982 --> 00:35:07,314 I should hope so. 732 00:35:07,316 --> 00:35:09,517 But instead of one week on, one week off, 733 00:35:09,519 --> 00:35:11,919 it will be three days on, three days off. 734 00:35:12,030 --> 00:35:13,666 That way, Doug's... 735 00:35:14,757 --> 00:35:17,658 "bad habits" won't have as much time to get ingrained. 736 00:35:17,660 --> 00:35:19,193 I-I can live with that. 737 00:35:19,195 --> 00:35:21,796 No, this is a lot for me to rearrange 738 00:35:21,798 --> 00:35:23,397 with Craig's daycare schedule. 739 00:35:23,399 --> 00:35:24,948 You hired me to arbitrate for the two of you. 740 00:35:25,535 --> 00:35:27,701 My decision stands. 741 00:35:27,703 --> 00:35:29,437 You'll be receiving my written report 742 00:35:29,439 --> 00:35:30,811 later this week. 743 00:35:35,610 --> 00:35:37,190 Happy? 744 00:35:46,637 --> 00:35:48,071 Sorry about your rug. 745 00:35:51,456 --> 00:35:52,689 Hi. 746 00:35:54,215 --> 00:35:56,349 My therapy receipts. 747 00:35:57,399 --> 00:35:59,354 And, uh, check this out. 748 00:35:59,569 --> 00:36:02,169 My one-month chip from A.A. 749 00:36:02,557 --> 00:36:04,538 Abby, congratulations. 750 00:36:04,727 --> 00:36:07,028 Crack open the champagne! 751 00:36:07,742 --> 00:36:09,022 It's a joke. 752 00:36:09,412 --> 00:36:11,124 I'm doing the work, Frank. 753 00:36:12,015 --> 00:36:14,745 I could just as easily keep doing it here. 754 00:36:16,893 --> 00:36:18,552 Let's have this conversation 755 00:36:18,554 --> 00:36:20,054 when you hit the three-month mark. 756 00:36:22,249 --> 00:36:24,225 - Hey, Sofe. - Hi. 757 00:36:24,227 --> 00:36:27,228 Sofe, hi. Hey, uh, so, I got you something. 758 00:36:27,230 --> 00:36:30,364 It's called "Me, Myself, and My Changing Body." 759 00:36:30,366 --> 00:36:31,765 Okay? It's kind of cool. 760 00:36:31,767 --> 00:36:33,434 Tells you everything you need to know about, uh... 761 00:36:33,436 --> 00:36:35,669 Okay, barf. I'm not 10, Abigail. 762 00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:56,946 _ 763 00:37:01,157 --> 00:37:03,157 _ 764 00:37:19,881 --> 00:37:21,148 Mr. Krol, 765 00:37:21,150 --> 00:37:23,331 I don't take kindly to people who waste the court's time. 766 00:37:23,586 --> 00:37:25,286 I'm giving your client one more minute. 767 00:37:25,288 --> 00:37:26,620 Gefion! 768 00:37:29,124 --> 00:37:31,492 Why, ye gods twain, 769 00:37:31,494 --> 00:37:34,662 with bitter tongues strive with reproachful words 770 00:37:35,031 --> 00:37:37,831 to raise hate among us here? 771 00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:39,767 My Gefion... 772 00:37:41,456 --> 00:37:42,623 Dwight? 773 00:37:46,147 --> 00:37:48,175 Marlee, I love you so much. 774 00:37:48,588 --> 00:37:50,442 I don't want to lose you. 775 00:37:50,467 --> 00:37:53,347 I have two seats booked on a flight 776 00:37:53,349 --> 00:37:55,182 leaving in four hours for ComiCon. 777 00:37:55,184 --> 00:37:57,017 Please say you'll come. 778 00:37:57,019 --> 00:37:59,653 - The kids... - Are with your mother. 779 00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:01,589 Please, Marlee, 780 00:38:01,591 --> 00:38:03,346 say we can try again. 781 00:38:03,998 --> 00:38:06,319 I want to spend the weekend... 782 00:38:07,456 --> 00:38:09,155 seeing you. 783 00:38:12,510 --> 00:38:15,023 Yes, Freyr. 784 00:38:15,204 --> 00:38:16,870 Yes, Dwight. 785 00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:19,329 Ashau nash-veh tu. 786 00:38:22,477 --> 00:38:23,811 Oh... 787 00:38:23,813 --> 00:38:25,012 You okay? 788 00:38:25,014 --> 00:38:26,013 Yeah. 789 00:38:26,116 --> 00:38:28,650 Okay. 790 00:39:02,914 --> 00:39:06,681 _ 791 00:39:39,334 --> 00:39:41,169 Abby! 792 00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:44,105 I told Danny to wait for the whole family to be here 793 00:39:44,107 --> 00:39:45,473 before the announcement, 794 00:39:45,475 --> 00:39:47,375 but he said he couldn't reach you. 795 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:49,586 We're engaged. 796 00:39:49,759 --> 00:39:51,759 We're going ring shopping this weekend. 797 00:39:52,809 --> 00:39:54,310 Wow. 798 00:39:54,765 --> 00:39:56,832 Congratulations. 799 00:39:57,373 --> 00:39:58,586 Lucy... 800 00:39:59,989 --> 00:40:01,122 I don't know what you said, 801 00:40:01,124 --> 00:40:03,232 but he told me you had an influence, 802 00:40:03,257 --> 00:40:04,769 so thank you. 803 00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:07,762 This is the happiest day of my life. 804 00:40:07,764 --> 00:40:09,330 I'm so happy for both of you. 805 00:40:09,332 --> 00:40:10,298 Congratulations. 806 00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:11,299 Uh-uh-uh. 807 00:40:11,301 --> 00:40:12,877 We get sparkling water. 808 00:40:13,303 --> 00:40:15,203 Congratulations, Daniel. 809 00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:17,005 Maybe Harry'll finally get some grandchildren. 810 00:40:19,508 --> 00:40:21,943 I already have grandchildren. Two. 811 00:40:21,945 --> 00:40:23,302 Oh, right. 812 00:40:23,327 --> 00:40:25,576 I keep forgetting she's your daughter. 813 00:40:35,314 --> 00:40:37,515 Babe... 814 00:40:37,540 --> 00:40:39,852 Sabina and the gang are going to Velvet. 815 00:40:39,877 --> 00:40:40,943 We should go. 816 00:40:40,993 --> 00:40:43,875 Uh, or, just as fun, 817 00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:46,400 we could eat in front of the TV 818 00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:49,403 and look at more sperm-donor profiles? 819 00:40:50,540 --> 00:40:53,808 Sure. Yeah, let me just grab a beer. 820 00:41:10,994 --> 00:41:13,060 _ 821 00:41:13,062 --> 00:41:15,763 _ 822 00:43:32,164 --> 00:43:35,867 Watch an all new Family Law, next Friday on Global. 823 00:43:36,772 --> 00:43:39,740 Legally I should report you. 824 00:43:40,710 --> 00:43:42,510 This is your one... 825 00:43:42,512 --> 00:43:44,111 free pass. Do you understand me? 826 00:43:44,113 --> 00:43:47,348 If you do anything to jeopardize this firm's reputation... 827 00:43:47,350 --> 00:43:49,183 MY reputation... again... 828 00:43:49,185 --> 00:43:50,185 You are done! 829 00:43:50,594 --> 00:43:53,996 I'm Daniel Svensson and this is my junior associate Abigail Bianchi. 830 00:43:54,830 --> 00:43:56,431 I need to emancipate from my parents. 831 00:43:56,536 --> 00:43:58,536 Effective immediately. 58925

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