All language subtitles for The.Pleasure.of.Being.Robbed.2008.WEBRip.x264-ION10

(tires squealing)
(engines revving)

- Becca!

Edith!

Amy!

Stacy!

Amanda!

Janet!

Julie!

Dawn!

Dawn.

(tires squealing)
(horn honking)

Hey.

- Hey.

- How are you?
- I'm fine.

It's nice to see you.

I can't remember who you are.

- You don't recognize me.

It's been such a long time, hasn't it?

You look great.

- You too.
- Thank you so much.

Thank you.

- How are you?

I'm good, I've been really good.

I've been really busy, all
over the place and so on,

But yeah, I'm good.

It's just so nice to see you.

You look great.

- Thanks, you too.
Yeah, okay.

I'm sorry to keep you.

Are you in a rush?

- Yeah, I'm going for my lunch break.

- Yeah, okay.

Alright, take care now, yeah?
- Sure.

- Okay, bye.
Bye.

(horns honking)

(melancholy piano music)

(horn honking)

- Good morning, beautiful.

Good morning, beautiful.

Good morning, handsome.

Good morning.

Good morning, beautiful.

Good morning, beautiful.

Good morning, beautiful.

Good morning, beautiful.

Good morning, handsome.

Good morning.

Good morning, handsome.

Good morning, beautiful.

Good morning.

(horn honking)

(truck beeping)

(footsteps thudding)

- Good morning, beautiful!
- Oh my God. (laughs)

Hi sweetie.

- Hello.
- Oh, God.

- How are you, Astrid?
- I'm good.

It's so good to see you.
- It's so good to see you.

- Finally.
- I'm sorry I'm late.

- No, no, it's okay.

I'm really, really sorry I'm late.

- It's okay.

- I just got so distracted walking around.

- No. It's fine.

- So, whatchya reading?

- Oh, it's Grace Paley.

She's great and I'd love
to tell you about her.

But I'm really in a hurry so.

Maybe while we're walking.
- Oh.

I got a whole chapter done
while I was waiting for you.

- Come on.

I'm sorry.
- No, it's cool.

- I got so distracted.

(engine revs)

- Mr. Hildegard, how are you?

- Alright, how are you?

- Good, good.

You look younger and younger.

- There you go, there you go.

I'm just going to put
this right over here.

- Okay.

- Can I help you unload some things?

- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah?

- You know what, we're okay.

Thank you very much though, okay?

- Oh, okay, sorry.

- Thank you.

- This one is not very heavy
but keep it like this, okay?

- Alright.

- Will you go watch her for a second

and I'm going to get it for her, okay?

- No problem, sir.

- Alright, thanks.

(door thuds)

Hey Henry, did you see a
bag that was over here?

It was a little red and white
bag that was her surprise.

Did you see it?

- No, I--

- You didn't see it right here?

- No, I took the
bags that you gave me,

I took the rolley one--

- Go and see if it's over here.

- And the bag.

- Watch her, okay?

I'll get her.

Let's see, Bea, let's
see if it's in the car.

Come here.

- (whimpers) Dad,
where's my surprise?

(horn honks)

- How are you?

- Alright.

- You okay?

- How are you doing?

- I'm doing fine.

- What do you got in the bag?

You've got so many things in the bag.

- I know.

- Yeah.
- So many things.

I just did a little bit
of grocery shopping.

- How did you carry so big bag?

- Oh, not right now, Mike.

I have so many things I've gotta do.

- How much--
- Mike just in a little bit.

I've gotta put all these things away.

- You have a lot
of things in the bag.

- I know, I have so many things.

I have so many groceries.

I have so much to do right now.

- Will you fix me a cup
of coffee or something?

Yeah, maybe a little bit later.

- So many things, Jesus Christ.

- Yeah, I know, I know.

And after a bit, I'll
get you a cup of coffee.

- I'll see ya.

We'll sit and talk for
a little while, okay?

- Okay, I'm sorry.

Alright.
- Alright.

(chuckles)

What's in here?

Oh.

Aye aye aye.

Come back here.

Come back here.

(barking)
Come here.

You get back here.

Come here.

Come here pooch.

Come here.

Come here, pooch.

(bag rustling)

- Who's this dog?

What a nice dog.

Who's this dog?

- Who's in here?

Oh, hi you guys.

(cat meows)
Hi.

I'm so sorry, I know what it's like

to be in a tote bag with a wild dog.

So what's your name, huh?

Are you Smokey?

Come on.

(clicks tongue) On the bed.

Alright, who's next, huh?

You, what are you?

Huh, Anthony.

Alright, there you go.

Who else is there in there, hmm?

Come on little guys, don't cry.

Don't worry.

I've got you, I've got you.

Let me just make sure there's nobody else.

Mrow.

You stay put, okay?

Come on you guys.
(horns honking)

Come on, lay here with me.

Hey, come back here!

Let's go to sleep.

(distant yelling)

(laughing)
(thudding)

Yeah. (laughs)

Mmm.

How much for like a handful of them?

- It's per pound.

- What?

- It's per pound.

- Oh.

Thank you.

(balls clanking)

- Oh.

On the table.
- On the table?

- On the table.

(crowd chattering)

Come on, on the table.

- One-zero.

- We haven't started yet.

This is warm up.

This is warm up, we
have two-minute warm up.

We haven't started yet.

Take it easy.

- Well let's start playing.

Come on.

- Alright.

Ball.

Ball!

Pick a hand.

- That one.

- You can either

choose to serve or give me the serve.

- You can have it.

- Here we go.

One-zero.

Zero-two, your serve.

Zero-three.

- Jesus, be careful!

- Listen,
- What?

why are you even here?

- To play table tennis.

Well this is close, but
not quite table tennis.

- Come on., let's just play.

- Listen.
- It's really fun, come on.

- But look, people are
here spending time and energy

to play in this tournament and
you're here doing this stuff.

- I know, but it's fun and
I'm usually really good--

- Well, I think you're wasting
your money and their time.

- Come on,
just give me another try.

- Alright.

- Alright, my serve.

- Zero-three, your serve.

(men chattering)

- 10-seven.

Eight-10.

- Hey Wayne.

What are you doing outside?

Why aren't you playing?

I lost in the advance to this
big lefty looper, so I'm out.

- (laughs) You lost?

- Yeah, it happens.

- Okay.

So, what are you gonna do?

- That's my tournament.

I'm out of it.

I'm gone, that's it.

(laughs)

Hey listen, don't laugh.

- I'm sorry.

- I've played in tournaments
all over the country

and clubs all over the world
and you are the worst player

I've ever had the displeasure
of having to play.

- (scoffs) Gee, Wayne.

- That's the truth.

It's a tough game.

- Well I'm sorry.

I mean, I just wanted to
have a little fun, you know.

Look, at least get a decent backhand.

You've got this weird
backhand hacker-wacker thing.

It annoys people when it
doesn't hit the table.

Right now, you've got this
kind of lifting, lobbing thing.

What you have to do is
draw your wrist into here.

And when you hit backhand, you hit--

(splatting)

(laughing)

Go away.

Go away.

(crowd chattering)
(train rattling)

("No Blood" by The Beets)
(crowd chattering)

(door thuds)

- Everybody, may I have
your attention please?

Tonight, drinks for everybody are on me!

I'm sorry.

I didn't know there were
so many people in here.

I'm sorry, never mind.

♪ it was hard to swallow
because I did not chew ♪

- Muah.

- I'm going two get more of these.

You want one more of them?

- Yes, I would like a beer.

- Shit, I need some cash.

- There's cash in the bag.

- Sorry.

♪ When I throw it up ♪

Jesus Christ, what you got in here?

I thought you stopped smoking.

- Those would be my tampons.

- What are you a janitor?

- Jesus, it's right here.

It's right here.

It's right here, this is money.

I will buy the beer.

- Filthy, money.

(crowd chattering)

- Here's the cash.

Can you take it from here?

- Oh my God, that's so much money.

- You want a drink?

It's on me.

- What, it's on me actually.

Come on, it's not a big deal.

Have one.
- Are you paying for it?

- Yeah, no, it's fine.

Don't worry about it.

- I gotta go. It's okay.

- Are you sure?

- Yes, yes, I'm fine, but thank you.

Thanks.

(footsteps thudding)

(speaking in foreign language)

(papers rustling)

- Good morning,
(laughs) good morning.

It's 7:30, time for work.

Time for work.

- No.

(jingling)

(footsteps thudding)

- Oh, shit.

I'm sorry, I thought it was my car.

- This is my car.

(horn beeps)
Ciao Eleonora!

- Oh, Josh.

- Whoa!
(tires squeal)

- Whoa!
(thuds)

- I'm alright.

- Are you okay?

- I'm alright.

Farewell.

- Are you okay?

I'm alright, what are you doing?

- What are you.

How are you?

- I'm okay.
- Yeah?

- Just biking you know.

(kissing)

- Mmhmm, that's nice.

- Breaking legs, getting
hit by cars, you know.

That type of stuff.

- Sorry.
- It's a nice night.

- Yeah, what are you doing?

Well, I guess I'm just kind of

trying to find the car that fits this key.

- What do you mean, find
the car that fits this key?

(laughs)
Is that a joke?

- No, it's--

- Are you looking for your car?

- I guess I just kind of found this bag.

- Okay.

- And inside this bag
there was this set of keys.

And I just want to see
what car it turns on.

- Alright.
- Yeah.

- I'll help you do that.

- Really?

- Yeah, why not?

What else do I have to do, so, alright.

- You weren't doing anything tonight?

- I'm just biking, you know, what are you?

What do you know about
what the car looks like?

- Well...
- What do we know?

Tell me, fill me in.

I'm totally out of the loop.

- Okay.

Well I guess I sort of actually
picked up this whole bag.

- Uh huh.

- And inside there was
just a bunch of stuff.

And then there's also this camera.

One of the pictures is
a picture of a woman.

She's standing next to a car.

- Okay.

Does the car key have a name
on it, or a model or anything?

- Oh, God, I don't know.

- Yeah it's a Volvo key.

- Oh, yeah.

- So we just have to look for a Volvo.

Well, I've been trying all
of the cars on this street--

- There's a Volvo right here.

Gimme the key.

So yeah, this looks like a match.

Well, it looks like a
car, not a match, but.

- Yeah, but it's not gonna be

the same car as in the picture.

- No, it's gonna work.

I just don't think that
this is the one, Josh.

- Only because you have
to let me do this thing

that generally is successful for me, okay.

This key is going to fit in this car

and it is going to work.

It's going to open this car
only because I'm saying that.

(laughs)

It fits in.

- It fits?

- Yeah.

- Open up the door.

- It's not quite opening, though.

- Well, look.

Right across the street
there's a car that looks

exactly the same it's
just a different color.

Gimme the keys.

- No, this is gonna work.

- Gimme the keys!

- I guess it is
- This is the one.

the exact same car.

- This is the one, I'm sure of it.

- Alright, well.

- Here, toss me the keys again.

- Alright.

- Okay.

- You have black stuff
all over your finger now.

- I don't care.

- Alright.

- Well it fits in the key--

- Alright does it turn?

It fit in that one, too.

Did it turn?

- It turned.

- No way!

- Ah hah!

- You wanna open the door for me?

- Huh?

- You wanna open the door for me?

- Oh.

- Thank you.

You can't throw keys at a door.

- Hmm.
That's not how doors unlock.

- Okay, well I'll
figure it out better next time.

- That's like
getting to your front door

and just throwing the keys at the door.

- Wow, look at
all this stuff in here.

Check this out.

- Tide.
(laughs)

- This is the best.

There's so much great stuff back here.

- Oh, fuck.
- Huh?

- I got Tide all over my jacket.

- Smells really nice though?
- Could be worse, right?

- Yeah.

- Where are we going?

- What do you mean?

I almost licked this off my hand.

(laughs)
I did.

My instinct was to lick.

Oh something spilled on
me, lick it off your hand.

I can't believe we actually did this.

- I am so cool.

- Here.

- Look at my Volvo.

(laughing)

What am I supposed to do with those?

- Turn the car on.

- What do you mean?

I don't know how to drive.

- Put your, come on.

Turn the car on.

- Josh, I've
never driven a car before.

- Really?

- Really.

I'm not gonna drive this car, no way.

(laughs)

- What were you planning on doing

when you found the car?

Just sit in it like this?

- I don't know.

I just thought it would be
fun to look around inside.

- It's really easy to
drive, I'll teach you.

That way when you think back
on it ten years from now,

ugh, this Tide is disgusting,

you'll say, I know how
to drive, Josh taught me.

(car dings)
(engine turns over)

There you go.

Turn the lights on.

Oh look, you got a ticket.

- I have a ticket already. (laughs)

- Here, grab, unroll the window.

Alright, now stick you hand
out and grab the ticket.

I'm gonna put the windshield wipers on.

No, you gotta lean forward.

- (laughs) My first ticket.

- Yeah.

- Shit.

- They make them
so you can't do that

because they know how angry people get

when they get tickets.

- Ugh, whatever.

- Alright, so I'll
teach you how to drive.

You really don't know how to drive.

- No, I have no idea.

Alright.

- The car is on though, right?

- Yeah, so first turn on the lights.

- Let me adjust my mirror, sit back

- Okay.

Right on me.
- Perfect.

- So that way if you don't,
I'm your blind spot now.

- Okay.
- Alright.

So you want to turn on the lights first.

- Uh huh.

Alright, put your foot on the brake

cause that's the only way
you can kinda change gears.

- I have it on it, yeah.

- P is for park, R is for reverse.

N is for neutral, D is for
drive, three is for three,

- Hang on.
L is for L.

- Okay, I got it.

- So there's two pedals obviously.

- Yes.

- The right one is the gas.

The left one is the brake.

And you wanna--
(engine revs)

- That's the gas.

- Yeah.

- And the brake doesn't make a sound.

- Okay.

- Unless you're
going really fast and need

to come to a stop and then
it makes a terrible sound.

- Right.

- Oh, you've got to put your
hands on the steering wheel.

This kind of controls the car.

Alright, I'm going to put you in reverse.

- Mmhmm.

Reverse, why?
- Yeah.

- I don't know how to drive backwards.

- Well, that's what you do.

You've got to learn it.

- Do I have to look behind?

- I mean, most people do.

- Can you just tell me?

- Okay, I'll just tell you, go, go.

Okay, okay.
(thuds)

Let's not give it any gas. (laughs)

Alright, slowly take
your foot off the brake

and you'll start moving automatically.

- My foot is shaking like crazy.

- Well, slowly release it off.

- Okay.
(thuds)

- Okay, a little bit more.

A little bit more.
(laughing)

A little bit more.

- Am I doing alright?

- Yeah, you just
gotta keep going back.

- (laughs) I can see your ear.

- We'll get there.

We can get there.

- Wait, look at me when I'm doing this.

- Okay, go back.

Alright, we're going to put you in drive.

- I want to get
out of this spot right away.

- Alright, you gotta cut the wheel.

- Okay.

- All the way,
don't give it any gas.

Don't give it any gas.

Don't give it any gas, okay.

- Okay.

Keep going.

- Keep going, okay now.

Are we going to hit that bike?

(laughs)
Alright.

Wait, wait wait wait wait wait.

- No.

- Go, give it, let go.

I mean, normally the driver
holds on to the wheel.

You alright?

- Yeah, I'm okay.
- Alright.

Let's reset this mirror, so that it...

- Yeah, turn
it more so that I can...

- I can't really
do it for you, though.

- Okay.
- Is that good?

- No, well, it's okay.

- I'll hold the wheel.

I think that's good.

- You want to go a little faster

- Okay.

just because there's a
lot of cars behind us?

- (horn honks)
Okay!

Shall I just let that car pass?

- Alright he passed so you can go.

That's alright.

Well, we've missed the light now.

It's alright.

It's okay. (laughs)

- That's okay right?

- You're doing
well, you're doing well.

- I am?
- Yeah.

Alright, you want to stop
now for the red light.

Okay, when you use the brake,

you don't have to turn the car
off when we come to a stop.

- I guess that cab passed me.

- Do you want to
turn the car back on?

- Sure.

- Okay.
- Clockwise?

- Yes, wow.

So we're surrounded by cabs.

- Okay.

- It's like a
driver's worst nightmare.

- I'm going to turn right.

- Alright.
Right now?

- You have to turn right.
- Tell me when.

- Now, with the light.

(horn honks)
Oh, shut up!

We have a driver learning
how to drive here.

- Okay, tell him to pass.

Tell him to pass.

- Sorry.

(horn honking)

You alright?
- Yeah I'm okay.

- You getting the hang of it?

- Yeah, I think so.

(rock music)
♪ That's what they think of me ♪

- Alright.

- Now what?

- I don't know, we can go right.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- This side, right?

- Yeah.
- Up?

- Yes, right.

What have you been up to?

- No.

- I haven't seen you in a while.

- You haven't
seen me in a while.

- No.

- Well I don't know, just,

(horn honks)
Fuck you!

(laughs)

It's a little tour.

(radio channels switching)

Did you want some bread?

- Sure, I'll take bread.

- Here.

- Where did this come from?

- I just, well, I don't know
it's really good isn't it?

It's from this bakery.

I forgot what it's called.

- How are you feeling?

I'm gonna turn the--

- I feel really good.
- You don't need these on.

- I can't see.

- Sorry, I just wanted
to clean the windshield off.

(horn honks)
Oh, God.

- Shit!

- Hey, you wanna drive me home?

Drive me home.

I haven't been driven home in so long.

- Alright,
let's drive you home.

Let's drive you home.

- Alright, so I'm going--

- I'll take
you right to your door.

- You want to make a right up here.

- A right?
- Yeah.

- Over here?
- Yeah, right up here.

- Whoa!

- Alright be careful.
- Is that okay?

Yeah, well.

Hey, we're gonna go this way!

- Can you tell them?

- Alright, he's going that way.

- Is it alright now?

- Yeah, make a right.

- Okay.

- Not stop but you
want to go, you want, wait.

You're gonna--
- Is it two ways?

- Yes.

Make a left.

- Which came
off the soundtrack, actually...

(Josh sighs)

So yeah, we're just going
to keep going straight.

- Keep going straight.

- Yeah.

- Straight?
- Yeah.

- It says keep right.

- Yeah, you're
gonna wanna get on here.

- Okay.

It's pretty up here.

- Yeah, it's really nice.

I'm not so close to here though.

- So, straight?
- Yeah, go straight.

You wanna merge on to here.

- What is this?

- This is the West Side Highway.

- What?

- Yeah, it's the West Side Highway.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah, you just
want to pick up some speed.

- This way?
- Yeah.

- Where do you live, Josh?

- I'm living in Boston now.

- You live in Boston?

- Yeah.

- Can I go a little faster?

- A little bit faster,
everyone's passing you.

(laughs) I think someone's
giving you the brights.

(horn honking)
What?

What do you want!?

- Am I going to slow?

- I think so.

But whatever, don't worry about it.

- Okay.

- You're allowed
to legally go this slow.

- Go back to
Jersey, you fucking cunt!

- Jesus Christ!
- Fuck you, asshole!

She's learning how to drive!

Don't try to catch up to him.

(laughing)

Don't worry about it.

- God damn it,
do they usually do that?

- Assholes usually do that.

- I'm gonna catch up to him.

- Yeah, just hit
him as hard as you can.

It's easy, right?

- Yeah, it's easy.

Why are there all these tractor-trailers?

Do I look weird at the wheel?

- No.

- Why are
those guys looking at me?

- (laughs) I don't know.

You're pretty?

♪ Cannot touch but she can see ♪

(mellow folky music)

♪ Oh baby Jean will you ♪

♪ Be my Sunday school queen ♪

♪ Bop bop bop bop bah ♪

(door thuds)

(door thuds)

I'm gonna go to the bathroom, okay?

- Alright.

You wanna buy The Net?

- Yeah get it.

Pay for it.

(distant acoustic music)

- Excuse me!

How much is this racecar jacket?

♪ In September ♪

♪ In September with you ♪

♪ Will you come along
in September with you ♪

♪ Will you come along in September ♪

(hissing)
- Oh!

(gags)
(coughs)

- Hi, how you doin'?

- Fine.

- You don't want one of those guys.

We all take those when we
go on our cigarette breaks

so they're half-empty.

You want one from the back.

- Oh, okay, thank you.

How much is it?

- One-oh-five.

- One-oh-five?

- Yep.

- Okay, you take cards?

- Yeah.

- Alright.

Don't worry, it's stolen.

- Alright.

(machines beeping)

(water rushing)
♪ In September with you ♪

(thudding)

(gags)
♪ In September with you ♪

- Driver number 213...

♪ In the summer full of love ♪

Attention drivers, driver number 213...

- That place was amazing.

- Yeah, it was.

(door thuds)

- Let's go, come on.

- What's that smell?

- (laughs) What smell?

- (laughs)
It smells like cologne.

- I have no idea
what you're talking about.

- It stinks.

- Yeah.
(car dinging)

It kinda does smell.

it might be someone from
outside, I don't know.

- (scoffs) I
hope it goes away soon.

Maybe when we start driving.

- Ugh, I smell
it now, it's disgusting.

- It's gross, right?

- Yeah it's disgusting.

- Ugh.

- How am I doing?

- Look at you with the one arm.

- Pro.

- Do you know how
advanced of a move this is?

- I'm going the wrong way.

(mellow piano music)

Thank you.

Have a nice day.

- I'm just right up
here in between these two cars.

- Okay, just over here?

- Yeah.

Don't even try to parallel
park, just pull right in.

- Okay.

- That's fine.

- Just like that?

- Yeah, that's fine.
- This is where you live?

- Yeah.

- Bye Josh.

- You gonna go
back to New York now?

You gonna drive back?

- Yeah, I think so, mmhmm.

- By yourself?

- Mmhmm.

Oh, I think that was your telephone.

- Whoa whoa whoa too fast.

- Okay.
Alright.

(laughing)

- Is this how you normally

get into your apartment?

- Only when I'm lucky enough.

(laughs)

(yawns)

- Sorry, dirty dishes.

- Almost.
- What's that all about?

(laughs)
- I'm not really sure myself.

It's clouds, I don't know.

It's also a weird way of not
having to make my bed ever.

Kind of a lowering system of some sorts.

- Torture chamber or something.

- Yeah I'm not really sure.

- What's that?

- A drawing I found in
the bottom of my car once.

I have no idea who drew it.

Could be a slew of many people.

(squeaking)
(thuds)

- Whoa, hey what
are you doing? (laughs)

- (laughs) You're captured forever now!

I have you forever!

Aah!
(laughing)

- Put me down. (laughs)

(thuds)
Ow!

(moaning)

(clapping)

- You alright?

Wait, hold on, hold on.

- Your trap worked.

- Not really, look, you're out.

What am I gonna do now?

This is pretty amazing, this photograph.

- Hmm, I'm not up to that yet.

(buzzing)

- I can't go to sleep
with a fly in the room.

I can't do it.

They know that I hate 'em
so they buzz in my ears.

- Stop. (laughs)

- Just flying around, going
in, saying hello, going out.

- Really?

- Yeah, I wake up every
fifteen minutes, it's terrible.

- It's just a fly.

- I can't do it.

- Do you want me
to take care of it for you?

- I can do it too.

- Huh?

You think you can get it?

- No, not at all.

You can't catch a fly. (laughs)

- I'll get it for you.
- Alright.

I'd like to see you try to catch the fly.

- I'll get him.

- Now's your chance, he's
sitting right on the wall.

(gulping)

- It's huge.

- Is that a horse fly?

- I don't
know, it's huge though.

- Whoa.

(clattering)

(laughs)

- What's so funny?

- I just can't believe
you actually caught it.

That's amazing.

- (laughs) I got it.

It's humungous.

- What was he doing?

- He was waiting for me to take him

outside for a little walk.

- Where are you taking him?

- I'm just taking him outside.

I'm gonna put him out the kitchen window.

(grinding)

Go on.

Go.

- How is he?

- I think he's okay.

(clattering)

(birds chirping)

(footsteps thudding)

♪ I have no blood ♪
(mellow rock music)

♪ There is gas in my veins ♪

♪ I just need a spark
because I want to explode ♪

♪ It was not fair when
I had to eat that bomb ♪

♪ It was even worse when I threw it up ♪

♪ But the style it might grow, whoa ♪

Oh, shit.

♪ Trial, yeah I've been broken ♪

♪ But it seems inside it skipped whoa ♪

You guys going out?

♪ It's the same to me ♪

Is that a spot?

♪ There are things you must ♪

(muffled rock music)

♪ Feel alright ♪

♪ This is the first time I feel alright ♪

(whispering drowned out by music)

(horns honking)

♪ Get to play and move around ♪

♪ I would like ♪

(door thuds)

(kettle whistling)

(melancholy clarinet music)

(brakes squeaking)

(train rattling)
(crowd chattering)

(footsteps thudding)

(crowd chattering)

- Don't touch that.

(child laughing)

- Whoa.

(child shouting)

- And Ollie sprints.

- No, don't do that.

Go get some sand.

- Why, I wanna do this.

- Because it would be better with sand.

Don't do that.

- Why?

- Because, don't do it.

- Fine.
(thuds)

- Get the bucket and get some sand.

- I got the bucket of sand,
- Alex--

now what do you want me to do?

- Go up on the ladder.
- Okay.

- Then take it down the slide.

No, no this ladder over here.

- Okay, take it down the slide.

- Pour it down the slide.

- But that's dumb and weird.

- No, no, do it, i'll be cool.

For our movie.

- That was weird.

Well I don't mind...

- Twist me.

Twist me more.

Must twist.

Twist me more.
(grunting)

- More?
- More.

More.

I think that's good.

One more, one more.

More, more, more, more.

- Excuse me, Miss?

Excuse me, what are you doing?

- I'm looking through your bag.

- Excuse me.

Excuse me.

That's my purse.

What are you doing?

- I'm just looking through it.

That's my purse.

Miss, this is my purse.
- I'm just looking through it.

- Help!
- I just

wanna look through it.

This is my purse!

- Look, I just--
- Somebody help!

She's trying to take my purse!

Give me my purse!

Give me my purse.

- I'm not doing anything,
I'm just looking through it.

I'm just looking through it.

- Let me have it.

- I'm just looking through it.

- Put your
hands where I can see 'em.

Whose purse is this?

- It's my purse.

- Get your hands outta there.

- I just wanna look through it.

- Get your hands outta there.

- I just wanna look through it.

- Put your hands on the rail.

Hands on the rail.

(child screaming)
Got your ID?

What's your name, ma'am?

Turn around.

- Don't move.

- Miranda,
- Don't resist.

are you okay?

- Don't resist, don't resist.

- Give me your other hand.

You're only making it harder.

Don't resist.

- It hurts.

- You're being arrested.

- Let's check the bag.

(police radio chatter)

(sighs)

(telephone rings)

- Can you believe this?

- You think you could answer that for me?

- She's getting a cell call.

- Just answer it.

Just ask who it is.

- Hello?

- Tell them
I'll call them back.

- No this is not Elaine.

Listen, she's under arrest.

You don't give a shit?

Listen, this is a police
officer talking to you, alright?

This is not a game.

She's under arrest.

You can talk to her
later when she gets out.

You wanna leave a message, fine,

other than that I can't help.

This fuckin' prick just hung
up on me, you believe this?

- Who the hell was that?

(police radio chatter)

- Central, 10-five that message.

Somebody harassing animals at the zoo?

- We're going to the zoo?

(doors thud)

Hey, wait, where are you guys going?

You're just gonna leave me here?

- We're going to the zoo.

Why, you wanna come?

- I've never been to the
Central Park Zoo before.

- Oh I suppose you want

a hot dog too with mustard, sauerkraut.

- I've never
been to the zoo before.

- C'mon, we can't leave her here.

- Alright, take her out, c'mon.

- C'mon.

I've been to the Bronx Zoo,

I've been to the Prospect Park Zoo,

but I've never been to the
Central Park Zoo before.

- What are you doing?

She's our prisoner.

- It's okay.

- C'mon, it's okay.

- That's what I got this for.

- Will you put your
stick back in your pants.

Alright, hold on, hold on.

Don't go nowhere.

We got you.

- Oh, okay.

This'll be fun.

So we're just gonna wait around here?

- Yeah.

- Do we have to?

Can we go inside for a little bit?

- I don't think that's a great idea.

- Yeah, but, can we just go inside

and just look around a little bit.

We don't have to go near them.

We can just look around
the zoo for a little while.

- I can't.

I can't do it.

- Please?

Please.

- I don't think that's a good idea.

(men laughing)

- Please.

- Ten minutes.

Not a minute less.

- Okay.

- Ten minutes.

- Ten minutes, that's it.

- Ten minutes.

- Okay, okay.
- Ten minutes.

- Okay.

(melancholy music)

(crowd chattering)

- Ew!

- I like the way
they shake their arms.

They're all mellow.

I want to see them jumping out, like...

(birds chirping)

(laughing)

- He's coming.

See the polar bear?

Look, there he is.

(crowd chattering)

(splashing)

- Oh my God, turn around.

(kissing)

(water rushing)

- Listen!

- He owns his own florist.

- You know the funny part is--

- I knew this guy for years.

- You ask
these guys how much it is

you get different prices.

- Me neither.

Officer what exactly are
you charging me with?

Petting an animal at a zoo?

Is that what you're gonna charge me with?

- His number
should be at the desk.

You can call him directly, man.

- Hey man, is there any way
you can take the cuffs off me?

'Cause my mom lives here
and I'll just tell her

that I was, like, paying a
parking ticket or something.

Officer can you take the cuffs off me?

- As soon as
we get inside, my man.

- Can you do it now?

I don't wanna--

- You'll have to
wait for the sergeant on that.

(door thuds)

Yo, where's your hat?

- Sorry.

- And don't forget the bag either.

The sarge sees you without that hat

we'll never here the end of it.

- Yeah, you're right,
you're right, you're right.

(door thuds)

(clears throat)

Go in, make a left.

(door thuds)

(cars whooshing)

(mellow rock music)

♪ You know your days are numbered ♪

♪ And your hands on fire can
you tell me all about it ♪

♪ Keeping all those spiders quiet ♪

♪ Inchin' in the insides of your stomach ♪

♪ She's the kinda girl
who takes you home today ♪

♪ And hangs her bag ♪

♪ She's the kind of homesick woman ♪

♪ Who pulls the grain from horse's mouth ♪

♪ It's hard to love someone
who don't love you back ♪

♪ Just stands there sweating and smiling ♪

♪ Lade please don't you look so sad ♪

♪ Don't you look at him like that ♪

♪ She's got a long bed and a
Ziploc bag hangin' on the wall ♪

♪ Wanna take the wrong way home ♪

♪ Take it anywhere at
all, just take it out ♪

(distant dramatic music)

(clicking)
(laughing)

(people chattering)

- Oh, there you go.

- I would
like to play a little tune

I just composed not too long ago,

entitled Panonica.

It was named after this
beautiful lady here.

I think her father gave her that name

after a butterfly that he tried to catch.

I don't think he caught the butterfly.

(emotional piano music)