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Behold, the promised land!
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Thy sayeth unto you,
behold the promised land.
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Crown Heights.
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Brooklyn.
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Oh, Moshe! Moshe!
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Shlomi, we talked about not
using the computer on Shabbat.
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Sundown is at 7:41. Got
four minutes and 12 seconds.
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And it should only be for
religious studies or business.
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This is business.
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"U.S. unemployment
at danger levels."
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Dad, we're heading
to the next Great Depression.
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Where is Shira?
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Where do you think?
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Kowalski at the plate.
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Bottom of the ninth,
two out, runner on third.
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One second.
I know, Daddy.
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But this is for business.
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Someday I could run
a baseball team.
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It's very close
to Shabbat, Shira.
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Yes! We won! Whoo hoo!
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Yes!
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Mmm.
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Do you want some more?
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Give me your plate. Take
a little bit. We have plenty.
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Thank you.
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Mia closed
the store today.
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Business is so bad.
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I told you, Dad.
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By day, I'm Moshe Yehuda,
the shy, Hasidic Jew,
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but by night...
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I am...
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Fernando Caliente,
the hot, Hasidic bullfighter!
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The bull's going fast!
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I'll protect you.
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Any questions?
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- Yes, Avi.
- Rabbi Yehuda,
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why do women wear scarves
or wigs on their heads?
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To cover their head
is for respect.
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The same way it is forbidden
for a man to touch any woman
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other than one's wife.
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So, where's Hashem?
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Everywhere!
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And how do we find him?
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And what do we do
on Shabbat?
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We
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Come on, come on, boy.
Come come.
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- Come on, kids.
- Grandpa!
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And take you bags.
Take your bags.
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Shabbat shalom.
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- See you guys next Monday.
- Bye, Rabbi.
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Shabbat shalom.
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Hello, Moshe.
How are things?
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Ah, I could complain,
but it wouldn't help.
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Unfortunately, I've got
something else for you
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not to complain about.
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If you can't pay
the back rent on this unit,
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I'll need a new tenant.
I'm sorry, Moshe.
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Borah, you've been more than
fair and patient with me.
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Moshe, to what
do I owe the visit?
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Ready to buy that couch
we've haggled over since Purim?
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Last time we spoke,
Yosef, you were so busy
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that you were thinking
of hiring someone
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to help you
in the storeroom.
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Moshe, the job is yours.
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I can't pay a lot,
just above minimum wage.
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Yosef, can you have a look
at the label on this sofa?
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You had to hire the helper
and we can't afford it.
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Mara, Moshe's in need. He has
five children he has to feed.
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What about the six children
we have to feed?
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Sha. I will not
abandon my friend.
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So, Moshe,
when can you start?
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Yosef, I have to turn
down your kind offer.
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But blessing to you
and your family.
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Bye.
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Why do you even talk like that?
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I can spell
as good as you.
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- Cannot!
- Can too!
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- Cannot!
- Can too!
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- Cannot! Cannot!
- Can too! Can too!
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Esther and Rifka.
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the two of you are giving me
such a headache. Stop.
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Look at this, Ma.
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"Since start of the recession,
suicide is up 20%.
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This is what you want
to share with your mother
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before a dinner party.
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Daddy!
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- Sorry, Ma.
- Just trying to be
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Do me a favor,
take this contraption
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and be
in the other room.
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Come on hooligans.
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Come on.
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- Mommy, Esther's bothering me.
- Come on, go, go, go, go.
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Don't ask.
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Raquel, you outdid yourself.
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The chicken, the ,
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the roasted potatoes.
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Thank you, Rahamim.
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Your kids are the best.
Beautiful, handsome, brilliant.
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Thank you, Marina.
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I so look forward
to being their Aunt Marina.
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Grandma.
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Shira, can you take the kids
out into the playroom?
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Adult talk time. March!
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Well, Mrs. Zlotkin, it's so nice
for you to come here for dinner
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and meet our loving Mama.
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Thank you.
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You know, Mrs. Yehuda,
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you have so much in common
with my mother.
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Like what?
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Well...
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Sewing. Uh...
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you both have a talent
for making creative garments.
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What do you make?
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I spent time at the
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I make prayer shawls,
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- yamakas.
- Hmm.
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I could get you a discount.
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Hmm.
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Well, I work
for a fashion company.
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My specialty is girdles,
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lace panties,
and bikini bras.
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What?
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Bikini bras.
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Mama, ma, what is it?
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I miss Rahamim's beard.
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Mama, I did not shave
my beard because of Marina.
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When we fell in love,
he had a beard.
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But nowadays,
a Jewish woman
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with progressive views,
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pretty soon
you'll wear loud clothes,
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you stop uttering
the Sabbath,
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you think about having sex...
in a group!
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May I say something?
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Your Rahamim,
he's a fine man.
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Maybe a little too old
for my Marina.
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But his success
at the Wall Street stock market,
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fantastic.
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He's no Bill Gates,
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but any woman
would be happy to say
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he's my son-in-law.
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Or any woman would be proud
to say he's my son,
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beard or no beard.
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- I'm dizzy!
- Mama!
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I'm dizzy.
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This is crazy.
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I'm a simple woman,
I'm a plain woman.
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I can't have controversy!
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Hey, Mama, we understand.
I want you to have schnapps.
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Here, come, come,
here's some schnapps.
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Here.
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- A bissel. A bissel.
- Want some more?
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A bissel. A bissel.
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Let's put our differences
on the side, okay?
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Now, I think that Rahamim,
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you wanted to talk to me
and Raquel in private.
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See you later.
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Oh yeah,
give her the bottle.
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Um, Rahamim, I'm sorry.
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Mama's a little meshugenah right
now but things will change.
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But that's not what I want
to discuss with you privately.
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As my older brother,
you've always been there for me.
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Advised me, protected me.
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When I got through business
school with your help
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and became a big success, I knew
I'd be able to pay you back.
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That is so nice
of you, Rahamim.
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But the firm's hedge fund
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that my clients and I
have been investing in
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has collapsed and half of
my capital is gone with it.
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That's terrible,
terrible, Rahamim.
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But thank Hashem you still
have the other half...
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The other half is gonna
have to cover fines.
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So I'm not gonna be able
to afford the big wedding
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at the Waldorf Astoria
Grand Ballroom
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that Marina, the love
of my life, is entitled to.
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I'm hoping...
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I can again turn to my older
brother for some help.
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Oy vey iz mir.
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Oy vey iz mir.
Oy vey iz mir.
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Why didn't you talk
about our problems?
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How could I?
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Look, Hashem told me
to get a job.
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He didn't say I have
to get it in our neighborhood.
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What, you're gonna
go to gentiles for a job?
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Moshe... I've never seen you
like this before.
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Moshe?
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Moshe?
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- Moshe?
- Hmm.
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Good luck.
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That'll be six dollars.
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Yeah, those are fine.
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Okay.
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You know what?
I'll take two more.
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Would you
like them wrapped?
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Sure.
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- Watch where you're going!
- He's scared.
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I'm looking for a job.
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I'm sorry,
the job was just taken.
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Tough out there, huh?
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Oy, yeah.
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Thank you.
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Good luck!
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Congratulations.
It'll be a nice place to work.
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Now, we just need you
to take a physical.
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A physical? Why?
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Everybody gets a physical
around here.
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You think carrying water up
and down stairs is easy?
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Just go right out that
door, make a sharp left,
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go to the back room.
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Just take all your clothes off,
put that hospital gown on.
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Doctor will be here
in a couple minutes, okay?
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You know, you're very lucky
to be in this boat.
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You think you're just
gonna be carrying water?
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There's a lot
of action here.
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But we have
to check you out!
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Uh, Moshe.
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What is it exactly
that you have to check out?
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Basic things,
your blood pressure.
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- Anything else?
- Your lungs,
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for respiratory problems.
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- And that's it.
- Yes.
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Except for one important thing
that undetected,
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has led
to employee lawsuits.
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I have to check
your testicles
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for hernia.
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...eight and one,
side two forward.
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One, we'll step forward.
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Very good. Now we're gonna
add embellishments.
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So we're gonna do it
like this, amagues and voleos.
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Amague. Very good.
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And voleos.
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Make sure that your knees
are staying close.
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Forward, amague.
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And voleos.
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And we repeat
one more time.
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And
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Amague and voleos.
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Back.
Repeat one more time.
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And
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And one, two,
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Three, four, amague.
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Five and voleos.
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And repeat again.
One and step.
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And amague. Voleos.
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Back. Continue
one more time.
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And one. Side two.
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Make sure that your knees
are closed at all times.
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And amague. Voleos.
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Okay, I think
you guys are doing good.
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We're gonna continue next
week. Thank you so much.
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Thank you.
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I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to disturb you.
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You didn't, it's okay.
Are you a dancer?
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I do. Not that kind of dancing.
What kind of dancing is that?
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Argentine tango.
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You've never
seen it before?
257
00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:10,608
Not even on TV?
258
00:23:12,076 --> 00:23:14,445
I don't watch TV.
I'm a Hasidic Jew.
259
00:23:14,578 --> 00:23:18,082
I teach, I study.
I mean, It's very entertaining.
260
00:23:18,215 --> 00:23:20,650
But I'm not allowed
to do that kind of dancing.
261
00:23:20,751 --> 00:23:24,054
Well, what kind of dance
are you allowed to do then?
262
00:23:25,556 --> 00:23:26,924
Like the Hora.
263
00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:30,761
The Hora?
Can you show me?
264
00:23:31,595 --> 00:23:32,930
Please, I'd love to see.
265
00:23:33,063 --> 00:23:35,399
Come in, show me.
266
00:23:37,468 --> 00:23:39,103
Please.
267
00:24:15,005 --> 00:24:17,107
Wow.
268
00:24:17,174 --> 00:24:19,977
Wonderful. You are even
more talented than I sensed.
269
00:24:20,044 --> 00:24:21,478
You are an artist.
270
00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:24,315
My name is Viviana Nieves.
What's yours?
271
00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:29,053
Moshe Yehuda.
272
00:24:29,153 --> 00:24:31,288
Would you like to learn
the tango, Mr. Yehuda?
273
00:24:31,355 --> 00:24:34,225
I can't. I'm not allowed
to touch a woman.
274
00:24:34,325 --> 00:24:36,994
It's okay. I have an idea.
Look in the mirror.
275
00:24:37,127 --> 00:24:40,197
I'll do the steps
and you can imitate them.
276
00:24:44,335 --> 00:24:46,537
- Come, look in the mirror.
- It's okay, I better...
277
00:24:46,670 --> 00:24:50,174
Please, just try it, it's easy.
278
00:24:50,241 --> 00:24:53,644
Okay, first of all,
feet together, shoulders down,
279
00:24:53,711 --> 00:24:55,179
chest up, knees bent.
280
00:24:55,312 --> 00:24:58,382
Beautiful. Get your arms
in a frame position.
281
00:24:58,515 --> 00:25:00,851
We are gonna start
with the right foot back.
282
00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:02,820
And one,
283
00:25:02,886 --> 00:25:07,057
two, three, four,
284
00:25:07,191 --> 00:25:08,425
five, six.
285
00:25:08,525 --> 00:25:12,029
Okay, we're gonna add a
little bit more embellishment.
286
00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:16,533
Side,
move forward, good.
287
00:25:17,534 --> 00:25:20,437
Wow. Whoo!
Excellent.
288
00:25:20,537 --> 00:25:23,674
- This is the tango.
- The tango.
289
00:25:39,023 --> 00:25:42,926
Wow. I've never seen anyone
pick the steps up so quickly.
290
00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:45,462
Incredible.
291
00:25:47,766 --> 00:25:49,133
How much do I owe you?
292
00:25:49,233 --> 00:25:51,368
Nothing.
It's on the house. Thank you.
293
00:25:51,435 --> 00:25:54,071
But I do offer
an introductory
294
00:25:54,138 --> 00:25:55,406
One lesson a week
for four weeks.
295
00:25:55,539 --> 00:25:56,740
Thank you...
296
00:25:56,874 --> 00:26:00,244
- Sorry. Excuse me. One second.
- But maybe someone else.
297
00:26:01,979 --> 00:26:03,247
Wait. Hello.
298
00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:06,950
- I have to go.
- What?!
299
00:26:07,084 --> 00:26:11,055
How could you do this to me.
No, I don't want to discuss it!
300
00:26:11,121 --> 00:26:14,258
I hate you! I hate you!
301
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,502
Is...
Is everything all right?
302
00:26:30,809 --> 00:26:33,610
My dancing partner,
Jose Hernandez
303
00:26:33,677 --> 00:26:36,180
is choosing another partner
in the ballroom competition
304
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,483
- Ana Parda.
- That's terrible.
305
00:26:39,616 --> 00:26:43,454
But I'm sure that perhaps
you can find someone who...
306
00:26:43,587 --> 00:26:45,956
He was my lover.
We were going to marry.
307
00:26:46,090 --> 00:26:48,692
She was my best friend.
308
00:26:48,793 --> 00:26:51,462
Oy vey iz mir.
309
00:26:51,595 --> 00:26:53,197
I hate you! I hate you,
Jose Hernandez,
310
00:26:53,297 --> 00:26:55,132
I hate you, Ana Parda!
311
00:26:56,801 --> 00:27:00,304
I'm gonna enter
this contest and be better.
312
00:27:00,371 --> 00:27:01,472
That's the spirit.
313
00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:06,343
With Hashem's help,
everything is possible.
314
00:27:06,477 --> 00:27:10,314
Wait, you be my partner.
You be my partner.
315
00:27:10,381 --> 00:27:13,852
You have more natural
danceability than my students.
316
00:27:13,984 --> 00:27:15,986
I'll show you the routine.
317
00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:16,987
It's impossible.
318
00:27:19,490 --> 00:27:21,325
Well, couldn't Hashem
make an exception
319
00:27:21,458 --> 00:27:23,627
in case of an emergency?
320
00:27:23,694 --> 00:27:26,130
There is a huge cash prize
we can split.
321
00:27:26,196 --> 00:27:27,832
Please consider it.
322
00:27:27,965 --> 00:27:28,999
I can't. I'm sorry.
323
00:27:29,133 --> 00:27:30,667
I desperately need
the prize money.
324
00:27:30,734 --> 00:27:33,737
I'm sorry,
I've gotta go. Sorry.
325
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,723
Your brother called.
326
00:27:52,857 --> 00:27:55,860
is a nervous
wreck about the wedding.
327
00:27:58,695 --> 00:28:00,865
- Baby! My little...
- Mama! You gotta calm...
328
00:28:00,998 --> 00:28:03,200
- ...baby.
- Mama, you gotta calm down.
329
00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:05,335
Your blood pressure.
330
00:28:10,340 --> 00:28:11,708
Mrs. Yehuda,
look who's here.
331
00:28:11,843 --> 00:28:16,380
Moshe's here. Everything gonna
be all right. Moshe's here.
332
00:28:16,513 --> 00:28:18,182
Everything's
gonna be all right.
333
00:28:18,248 --> 00:28:21,018
I will do my best.
334
00:28:21,084 --> 00:28:22,119
Tell me the situation.
335
00:28:26,123 --> 00:28:29,226
Let me explain!
Please, Mama.
336
00:28:29,293 --> 00:28:32,062
Explain. Explain!
337
00:28:33,630 --> 00:28:38,937
The company owner has been
charged with insider trading.
338
00:28:39,069 --> 00:28:42,739
- Oy vey iz mir!
- He had me trade stock too.
339
00:28:42,874 --> 00:28:45,409
The government
wants to implicate me.
340
00:28:46,276 --> 00:28:47,444
Oy vey iz mir!
341
00:28:47,578 --> 00:28:49,580
Rahamim, be honest with me.
342
00:28:49,646 --> 00:28:51,916
Did you knowingly
make illegal deals?
343
00:28:51,982 --> 00:28:53,250
- No!
- No. No.
344
00:28:53,383 --> 00:28:55,586
He's a good boy.
He never stole a cookie!
345
00:28:57,889 --> 00:29:01,725
But I feel guilty that maybe
I should've suspected it.
346
00:29:01,793 --> 00:29:03,093
No!
347
00:29:03,227 --> 00:29:06,764
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
348
00:29:06,831 --> 00:29:09,099
A crook?!
349
00:29:09,934 --> 00:29:11,502
A crook?!
350
00:29:11,602 --> 00:29:13,337
I have to learn from
the New York Times
351
00:29:13,437 --> 00:29:15,840
that my daughter
is gonna marry a crook?!
352
00:29:16,507 --> 00:29:18,275
Who is broke?!
353
00:29:18,342 --> 00:29:19,743
Mother, please!
354
00:29:19,811 --> 00:29:22,780
Don't you dare
call my son a crook!
355
00:29:22,914 --> 00:29:26,250
He's... He's...
He's rich in spirit!
356
00:29:26,316 --> 00:29:27,986
He's an opportunist!
357
00:29:28,118 --> 00:29:29,988
You know what? Quiet!
358
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,123
You cry,
it gives me a headache!
359
00:29:33,190 --> 00:29:34,926
A pain in the tuchus!
360
00:29:34,993 --> 00:29:36,360
Ah, she's a warmonger!
361
00:29:36,460 --> 00:29:38,495
- She's a warmonger!
- Ma, please.
362
00:29:38,629 --> 00:29:42,967
I'm a warmonger? I am?
What's a warmonger?
363
00:29:44,201 --> 00:29:45,135
You're a lunatic!
364
00:29:46,503 --> 00:29:48,806
Luna luna luna
luna lunatic!
365
00:29:48,873 --> 00:29:52,643
I'm leaving. That's it!
366
00:29:52,709 --> 00:29:56,014
And you, we'll talk later.
367
00:29:58,983 --> 00:30:01,819
I can't believe
this is happening.
368
00:30:33,918 --> 00:30:37,889
Tango shalom!
369
00:30:38,022 --> 00:30:41,059
Raquel? Raquel, wake up.
370
00:30:43,061 --> 00:30:44,328
I had a dream.
371
00:30:44,394 --> 00:30:46,530
What is it?
372
00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:49,566
I have a solution
to our finances.
373
00:30:51,535 --> 00:30:54,072
Mmm. That's wonderful.
374
00:30:54,906 --> 00:30:57,075
What is it?
375
00:30:58,876 --> 00:30:59,877
The tango.
376
00:31:02,212 --> 00:31:05,749
There's a televised dance
contest in a month.
377
00:31:06,516 --> 00:31:08,086
The gentile instructor,
378
00:31:08,218 --> 00:31:12,422
she believes that her and I,
we can make a lot of money,
379
00:31:12,556 --> 00:31:14,892
dancing the tango.
380
00:31:19,296 --> 00:31:21,799
- The tango?
- Yeah.
381
00:31:25,702 --> 00:31:29,740
A... A gentile
dancing teacher
382
00:31:29,807 --> 00:31:34,112
wants to tango with you?
In a TV contest?
383
00:31:35,046 --> 00:31:36,713
Yes.
384
00:31:38,749 --> 00:31:42,754
A female,
gentile dancing teacher?
385
00:31:49,159 --> 00:31:52,663
From... From what I remember
about the tango,
386
00:31:52,764 --> 00:31:55,265
the dancers' bodies touch
387
00:31:55,399 --> 00:31:57,734
in very provocative ways.
388
00:31:58,970 --> 00:32:00,805
That is the case.
389
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:07,611
How do you plan on reconciling
that with your morals?
390
00:32:07,744 --> 00:32:10,081
I haven't figured
that out yet.
391
00:32:14,118 --> 00:32:17,789
Are you crazy?!
Are you out of your mind?!
392
00:32:17,855 --> 00:32:19,589
Dance the tango?!
Dance the tango?!
393
00:32:19,656 --> 00:32:22,693
With a female
dancing teacher!
394
00:32:22,794 --> 00:32:24,594
This is not my Moshe.
395
00:32:24,661 --> 00:32:28,532
This is... This is...
This is some imposter.
396
00:32:28,632 --> 00:32:31,702
What happened
to your beliefs, Moshe?
397
00:32:32,302 --> 00:32:33,670
Our beliefs?
398
00:32:33,805 --> 00:32:36,140
Our children's beliefs?
399
00:32:36,273 --> 00:32:37,842
Raquel, love of my life,
400
00:32:37,975 --> 00:32:41,112
I will do nothing
to compromise our beliefs.
401
00:32:41,179 --> 00:32:46,150
Have you prayed to Hashem
about this state of events?
402
00:32:47,350 --> 00:32:49,887
- Yes, I have.
- And?
403
00:32:50,654 --> 00:32:53,057
What has Hashem
said to you?
404
00:33:06,838 --> 00:33:08,705
You're in
a spiritual crisis.
405
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:12,642
Moshe, you need help.
406
00:33:28,258 --> 00:33:33,164
Aye. Tomorrow I'm gonna
go speak to Rabbi Menahem.
407
00:33:35,933 --> 00:33:38,268
That's a wise decision,
Moshe.
408
00:34:03,693 --> 00:34:05,062
Sorry to disturb you.
409
00:34:05,129 --> 00:34:08,766
Moshe Yehuda
is waiting in your office.
410
00:34:09,934 --> 00:34:12,469
Please, excuse me.
411
00:34:17,307 --> 00:34:18,742
Sit.
412
00:34:20,410 --> 00:34:23,948
It's been a while
since you came to see me.
413
00:34:25,149 --> 00:34:27,251
Eh, your father
would be proud
414
00:34:27,384 --> 00:34:31,421
of all the knowledge you
got from Hasidic studies.
415
00:34:31,488 --> 00:34:33,124
Thank you, Rabbi Menahem.
416
00:34:38,461 --> 00:34:39,797
No?
417
00:34:39,931 --> 00:34:42,099
Um, I'm having a bissel problem.
418
00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:46,436
Moshe, to take me
from a meeting,
419
00:34:46,503 --> 00:34:49,941
it should be more than
just a bissel problem.
420
00:34:50,007 --> 00:34:53,510
I'm having financial
difficulties,
421
00:34:53,610 --> 00:34:55,478
and I failed
to find work.
422
00:34:55,612 --> 00:34:59,150
And have you prayed to Hashem?
423
00:34:59,951 --> 00:35:02,652
Yes. And Hashem
spoke to me.
424
00:35:02,787 --> 00:35:04,322
Mazel tov!
425
00:35:04,454 --> 00:35:09,693
We can do wonders when
we do not doubt Hashem.
426
00:35:09,794 --> 00:35:11,361
This is what I say to myself.
427
00:35:11,461 --> 00:35:13,363
So what's the problem?
428
00:35:18,269 --> 00:35:19,303
What?!
429
00:35:19,369 --> 00:35:22,840
He wants me to dance
the tango in a contest.
430
00:35:22,974 --> 00:35:27,178
Hashem told you to dance
431
00:35:27,311 --> 00:35:29,113
in a tango contest?
432
00:35:29,180 --> 00:35:32,216
Not in so many words.
The point is, Rabbi Menahem,
433
00:35:32,316 --> 00:35:35,485
He didn't tell me
not to dance the tango.
434
00:35:36,821 --> 00:35:38,488
I see.
435
00:35:39,991 --> 00:35:42,860
Oy.
436
00:35:42,994 --> 00:35:48,732
Moshe, life is a ladder
437
00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:52,837
that gets you closer to Hashem.
438
00:35:53,503 --> 00:35:54,671
On one hand,
439
00:35:54,738 --> 00:35:59,343
there is a time
for bold acts.
440
00:35:59,476 --> 00:36:05,316
On the other hand, there is
a time for cautious acts.
441
00:36:05,383 --> 00:36:07,517
On one hand,
442
00:36:07,584 --> 00:36:10,855
you could find a quick way
443
00:36:10,988 --> 00:36:14,491
to solve
your financial woes.
444
00:36:15,826 --> 00:36:18,229
But...
445
00:36:18,362 --> 00:36:19,764
on the other hand,
446
00:36:19,864 --> 00:36:24,101
you could choose and act
447
00:36:24,201 --> 00:36:27,570
that could be
a profanation
448
00:36:27,704 --> 00:36:30,408
of your sacred faith
449
00:36:30,540 --> 00:36:34,544
and cause an ostracizing
450
00:36:34,678 --> 00:36:36,546
of your family.
451
00:36:37,614 --> 00:36:41,352
Study the Torah, Moshe.
452
00:36:43,854 --> 00:36:46,891
All the answers
are there.
453
00:36:49,193 --> 00:36:50,460
Shalom.
454
00:36:53,297 --> 00:36:55,565
Thank you, Rabbi Menahem.
Shalom.
455
00:39:52,910 --> 00:39:54,744
May I help you?
456
00:39:54,879 --> 00:39:56,280
It was really
nice of you
457
00:39:56,413 --> 00:40:00,317
to give this man
food and a blanket.
458
00:40:02,086 --> 00:40:03,954
Would you like something
to eat or a blanket?
459
00:40:04,088 --> 00:40:06,723
No no, thank you.
Thank you.
460
00:40:07,791 --> 00:40:09,593
My name is Moshe Yehuda.
461
00:40:10,594 --> 00:40:12,997
I'm a Hasidic Jew.
462
00:40:19,069 --> 00:40:21,972
Are you questioning
your beliefs?
463
00:40:22,106 --> 00:40:24,441
Yes...
I mean, no no no. I...
464
00:40:26,010 --> 00:40:27,511
I still have my beliefs.
465
00:40:28,646 --> 00:40:29,947
But...
466
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:34,151
through those beliefs, I can't
find the answer to my dilemma.
467
00:40:34,652 --> 00:40:35,685
Which is?
468
00:40:39,590 --> 00:40:43,594
But I will have to touch
a woman other than my wife.
469
00:40:45,963 --> 00:40:47,298
I see.
470
00:40:50,301 --> 00:40:52,770
Shakespeare wrote...
471
00:40:52,836 --> 00:40:58,342
"The problem is not
in the stars but in ourselves."
472
00:40:58,475 --> 00:41:01,278
Ask yourself
this question, Moshe.
473
00:41:02,780 --> 00:41:04,315
How can I achieve my goal
474
00:41:04,381 --> 00:41:08,185
without sacrificing
my sacred beliefs?
475
00:41:14,658 --> 00:41:16,460
Well, I wanna thank you
476
00:41:16,527 --> 00:41:20,464
for your advice
and Shakespeare's advice.
477
00:41:20,531 --> 00:41:23,200
I don't know
if it's gonna help me.
478
00:41:25,035 --> 00:41:28,172
But I appreciate
the effort on your part.
479
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,341
Thank you.
480
00:41:31,542 --> 00:41:32,843
Good luck, Moshe.
481
00:41:36,847 --> 00:41:39,049
Thank you, uh...
482
00:41:39,850 --> 00:41:41,685
My friends
call me Anthony.
483
00:41:41,819 --> 00:41:45,356
Thank you, Anthony. Bye.
484
00:41:49,426 --> 00:41:50,027
Huh.
485
00:42:21,392 --> 00:42:24,461
Excuse me. Excuse me.
486
00:42:27,064 --> 00:42:29,199
Hello.
487
00:42:31,735 --> 00:42:34,872
I would like to speak
to your leader.
488
00:42:36,407 --> 00:42:39,476
You're not of our faith.
489
00:42:39,576 --> 00:42:43,314
And you don't even believe
in Prophet Muhammad.
490
00:42:43,414 --> 00:42:45,784
But I believe in Abraham,
like you do.
491
00:42:47,051 --> 00:42:48,819
So.
492
00:42:50,087 --> 00:42:53,490
- Maybe I speak to...
- No no.
493
00:42:53,590 --> 00:42:56,126
Mm-mm.
494
00:43:44,274 --> 00:43:46,343
This guy wants to come in.
495
00:43:47,978 --> 00:43:50,881
Take everybody inside.
496
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,156
Why are you here?
497
00:43:59,289 --> 00:44:03,293
My name is Moshe Yehuda.
I'm a Hasidic rabbi.
498
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,062
I came here
to ask for advice.
499
00:44:14,238 --> 00:44:16,640
Okay, let's go talk.
500
00:44:18,041 --> 00:44:19,743
Other people, even my own,
501
00:44:19,844 --> 00:44:22,246
will not offer their help.
502
00:44:22,346 --> 00:44:24,515
Let me ask you a question.
503
00:44:24,581 --> 00:44:27,752
As a Muslim, are you allowed
to dance with another woman?
504
00:44:32,523 --> 00:44:34,826
We live in modern times.
505
00:44:34,893 --> 00:44:37,194
Like there are
many different Christians
506
00:44:37,261 --> 00:44:38,695
and many different Jews,
507
00:44:38,763 --> 00:44:42,099
there are all kinds
of Muslims.
508
00:44:42,199 --> 00:44:45,837
In my culture which,
like your own,
509
00:44:46,838 --> 00:44:51,408
touching a woman in dance
is forbidden.
510
00:44:51,542 --> 00:44:55,412
What if Allah told you
to dance the tango?
511
00:45:00,217 --> 00:45:02,953
He would never do
such a thing.
512
00:45:03,053 --> 00:45:05,456
It would be
an evil inclination.
513
00:45:05,556 --> 00:45:07,291
Oy.
514
00:45:08,392 --> 00:45:13,530
But it could
very well be
515
00:45:13,597 --> 00:45:17,568
that Allah
is testing this person
516
00:45:17,701 --> 00:45:20,704
to see if he
is observing his laws.
517
00:45:22,573 --> 00:45:24,441
We have the same thing
in our religion
518
00:45:24,575 --> 00:45:28,445
when God told Abraham
to kill his son Isaac.
519
00:45:30,247 --> 00:45:31,715
I am sorry.
520
00:45:33,283 --> 00:45:35,252
I cannot tell you
to dance the tango.
521
00:45:35,385 --> 00:45:37,254
I would advise
522
00:45:37,387 --> 00:45:42,760
that you not even observe
others doing the tango.
523
00:45:43,795 --> 00:45:48,265
You need to look into
your own religious beliefs
524
00:45:48,398 --> 00:45:50,000
and come
to your own conclusion.
525
00:45:50,100 --> 00:45:53,237
You might find
there is no need
526
00:45:53,303 --> 00:45:56,440
to touch this woman
in tango.
527
00:45:56,507 --> 00:45:58,776
Well, that's not possible.
528
00:46:04,748 --> 00:46:06,316
I must go.
529
00:46:06,450 --> 00:46:08,753
My congregation
is awaiting prayer.
530
00:46:08,820 --> 00:46:12,857
Let there be peace
between us.
531
00:46:45,656 --> 00:46:48,860
I am in a spiritual crisis!
532
00:46:51,662 --> 00:46:54,832
And I'm not close
to solving it.
533
00:46:57,835 --> 00:47:01,471
I'm running out
of holy men!
534
00:47:11,181 --> 00:47:12,917
Hey.
535
00:47:13,017 --> 00:47:16,854
There's a Hindu temple
a few blocks from here.
536
00:47:17,889 --> 00:47:18,689
Dude.
537
00:48:28,059 --> 00:48:32,997
You're too late for the wedding,
but not for the celebration.
538
00:48:39,070 --> 00:48:43,473
I didn't come here for the
wedding. I've got big problems.
539
00:48:44,408 --> 00:48:46,476
Big problems
can be such big fun.
540
00:48:46,610 --> 00:48:49,346
Problems? Fun? Why?
541
00:48:49,446 --> 00:48:52,516
'Cause they lead
to solutions.
542
00:48:54,251 --> 00:48:57,421
Put this on your head, take
off your shoes, come inside.
543
00:49:59,183 --> 00:50:02,920
So, tell me, what is
this big problem of yours
544
00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:05,757
that begs
for a fun solution?
545
00:50:05,857 --> 00:50:08,092
I'm having financial
difficulties
546
00:50:08,192 --> 00:50:11,763
that I can solve
by dancing the tango.
547
00:50:11,863 --> 00:50:14,564
- But I can't touch a woman.
- Hmm.
548
00:50:14,698 --> 00:50:17,201
And no fun solution.
549
00:50:27,611 --> 00:50:29,713
What's so funny?
550
00:50:39,857 --> 00:50:42,894
I bear my soul and you
give me a balloon?
551
00:50:50,935 --> 00:50:53,805
Read the Torah,
search my heart,
552
00:50:53,905 --> 00:50:56,274
dance without touching.
553
00:50:57,641 --> 00:50:59,609
And here is a balloon!
554
00:50:59,743 --> 00:51:01,745
Ah!
555
00:51:15,625 --> 00:51:18,996
I have a solution
to my dilemma.
556
00:51:19,096 --> 00:51:20,798
- Mm.
- But I must have your blessing!
557
00:51:20,932 --> 00:51:24,068
I found a way
to enter the dance contest
558
00:51:24,135 --> 00:51:26,938
without touching a woman!
559
00:51:27,071 --> 00:51:29,106
By putting a balloon
between me and her.
560
00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:32,777
Moshe, that's the most
ridiculous,
561
00:51:32,910 --> 00:51:35,412
crazy idea I've ever heard.
562
00:51:35,478 --> 00:51:37,114
And I'm embarrassed
563
00:51:37,248 --> 00:51:41,118
to even have a discussion
with you on this.
564
00:51:42,954 --> 00:51:45,256
On the other hand...
565
00:51:45,323 --> 00:51:49,359
if you're not
touching the woman...
566
00:51:50,294 --> 00:51:51,863
would not be sinful.
567
00:51:51,963 --> 00:51:53,965
On the other hand,
568
00:51:54,031 --> 00:51:58,635
if you don't want
to offend Hashem,
569
00:51:58,702 --> 00:52:03,174
you cannot
even touch a hair.
570
00:52:03,307 --> 00:52:07,278
You cannot even have
eye contact with her.
571
00:52:07,345 --> 00:52:12,283
And she should be
dressing very modestly,
572
00:52:12,350 --> 00:52:15,987
which, if I understand
573
00:52:16,053 --> 00:52:20,124
the communication
from that dance tango,
574
00:52:20,191 --> 00:52:22,860
it's impossible.
575
00:52:23,660 --> 00:52:26,730
But on the other hand...
576
00:52:27,631 --> 00:52:30,835
when it comes to Hashem...
577
00:52:30,968 --> 00:52:34,372
who's to say
what's not possible?
578
00:52:35,172 --> 00:52:36,340
Hmm.
579
00:52:37,540 --> 00:52:38,843
On the other hand...
580
00:52:38,910 --> 00:52:43,214
Thank you very much for
your wise, spiritual decision.
581
00:52:43,347 --> 00:52:44,481
Shalom.
582
00:53:28,558 --> 00:53:32,063
I have the answer. We dance
with a balloon between us.
583
00:53:39,636 --> 00:53:41,305
Look, it's insane.
584
00:53:41,405 --> 00:53:44,875
No one has ever tangoed
with a balloon between them.
585
00:53:49,914 --> 00:53:53,483
We'd be different,
that's for sure.
586
00:53:54,819 --> 00:53:58,756
There are other details
that we must allow for.
587
00:53:58,823 --> 00:54:00,891
I cannot have contact
with your hair,
588
00:54:00,958 --> 00:54:03,961
you must wear
a very modest dress,
589
00:54:04,095 --> 00:54:06,430
and we have to avoid
eye contact.
590
00:54:07,597 --> 00:54:10,101
Well, what if I dance
with my eyes closed,
591
00:54:10,167 --> 00:54:13,437
wear an ankle-long coat
with a hood,
592
00:54:13,503 --> 00:54:15,272
and shave my head?
593
00:54:17,274 --> 00:54:20,978
I don't think Hashem
would require that.
594
00:54:21,112 --> 00:54:25,116
Thank Hashem for me.
595
00:54:25,182 --> 00:54:27,785
Are you sure thatRabbi Menahem approved
596
00:54:27,852 --> 00:54:31,654
dancing the tango with a balloon
between you and this shiksah?
597
00:54:31,789 --> 00:54:32,957
Not in so many words.
598
00:54:33,090 --> 00:54:36,360
Uh...
How do you plan to... to...
599
00:54:36,460 --> 00:54:37,527
Ah!
600
00:54:40,798 --> 00:54:45,002
the hot
Hasidic bullfighter.
601
00:54:45,136 --> 00:54:47,872
Mrs. Hot Hasidic
Bullfighter approves!
602
00:54:52,609 --> 00:54:54,812
We're gonna rehearseeight hours a day
603
00:54:54,945 --> 00:54:56,947
and we start tomorrow.
604
00:54:57,014 --> 00:54:59,150
You up to the challenge,
Moshe Yehuda?
605
00:55:00,017 --> 00:55:02,219
What challenge?
606
00:55:02,319 --> 00:55:04,654
And I wanna thank you
for accepting me
607
00:55:04,721 --> 00:55:06,290
as your friend
and partner.
608
00:55:06,357 --> 00:55:09,360
We come from
such different cultures.
609
00:55:09,493 --> 00:55:12,129
I grew up in Jerusalem,
son of Romanian Jews
610
00:55:12,196 --> 00:55:13,964
who fled the Nazis.
611
00:55:14,031 --> 00:55:17,734
And you,
and Argentinian tango dancer.
612
00:55:17,835 --> 00:55:19,503
I'm Jewish.
613
00:55:19,569 --> 00:55:20,838
What?
614
00:55:20,971 --> 00:55:23,174
I'm Jewish, I'm a Jew.
615
00:55:24,674 --> 00:55:27,078
My real name...
616
00:55:27,845 --> 00:55:29,980
Is Vivienne Bernstein.
617
00:55:30,047 --> 00:55:32,083
It's just Viviana Nieves
sounds better
618
00:55:32,183 --> 00:55:33,851
for an Argentine
tango dancer.
619
00:55:33,984 --> 00:55:35,652
Are you religious?
620
00:55:35,718 --> 00:55:39,757
If religion is going to temple
and high holidays now and then.
621
00:55:39,857 --> 00:55:41,691
What do you believe in?
622
00:55:43,693 --> 00:55:48,532
I think people need
to be kind to one another.
623
00:55:49,533 --> 00:55:52,369
I like that.
I like that very much.
624
00:55:54,038 --> 00:55:56,107
Oh my God, look at the time.
I've gotta go.
625
00:55:56,207 --> 00:55:58,608
I'll see you tomorrow,
okay? Bye.
626
00:56:47,124 --> 00:56:48,993
I took the liberty
of inviting the person
627
00:56:49,093 --> 00:56:50,828
who gave me the idea
about the balloon.
628
00:56:50,928 --> 00:56:53,464
I hope you don't mind.
629
00:56:54,431 --> 00:56:56,267
Not at all.
630
00:56:56,333 --> 00:56:59,669
Ravi Prajna,
meet Viviana Nieves.
631
00:56:59,770 --> 00:57:04,408
It's a pleasure to meet you and
thank you for your great idea.
632
00:57:04,475 --> 00:57:07,611
What did you think of the early
results of your inspiration?
633
00:57:07,677 --> 00:57:08,979
Bloody marvelous.
634
00:57:10,447 --> 00:57:11,849
Thank you for allowing me
to be privy
635
00:57:11,949 --> 00:57:16,520
to such a fun adventure that I
know will be met with success.
636
00:57:16,620 --> 00:57:19,823
Well, it looks like we've
made some real progress.
637
00:57:19,957 --> 00:57:21,492
So, we're ready
for the big competition?
638
00:57:21,625 --> 00:57:23,594
No, we're far
from being ready.
639
00:57:23,661 --> 00:57:26,297
Still have a lot more to do.
640
00:57:26,363 --> 00:57:28,698
Confidence is like a
golden sword one wields
641
00:57:28,799 --> 00:57:30,467
in the quest
of achievement.
642
00:57:30,601 --> 00:57:32,803
I've only one more bit
of advice to add
643
00:57:32,937 --> 00:57:34,104
to the previous
pontificating.
644
00:57:34,171 --> 00:57:37,341
Wee!
645
00:59:23,447 --> 00:59:25,582
Are you okay, Viviana?
646
00:59:26,917 --> 00:59:28,719
Thank you, Moshe.
647
00:59:29,788 --> 00:59:33,390
It's just this contest
means so much to me.
648
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:46,437
My husband,
Javier Nieves.
649
00:59:46,503 --> 00:59:48,572
He's Argentinian.
650
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:53,110
We met in his tango class.
651
00:59:53,177 --> 00:59:56,313
Then I moved
to Argentina with him.
652
00:59:58,248 --> 01:00:00,084
And then he died.
653
01:00:00,150 --> 01:00:02,319
Two years ago.
654
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:07,624
Perfect health,
just sudden heart attack.
655
01:00:08,359 --> 01:00:10,594
May he rest in peace.
656
01:00:13,497 --> 01:00:14,865
And this is my daughter.
657
01:00:14,965 --> 01:00:16,667
Dara.
658
01:00:17,167 --> 01:00:18,837
She's seven.
659
01:00:22,139 --> 01:00:24,475
She's so pretty.
660
01:00:24,541 --> 01:00:27,344
Such intelligent eyes.
661
01:00:29,279 --> 01:00:31,882
She has multiple sclerosis.
662
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,055
I'm so sorry.
663
01:00:38,155 --> 01:00:41,658
That's why this
is so important to me.
664
01:00:41,793 --> 01:00:43,494
I was hoping to win
enough money
665
01:00:43,627 --> 01:00:46,230
to pay for this
experimental treatment
666
01:00:46,330 --> 01:00:49,199
that my insurance
doesn't cover.
667
01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:54,004
I think that Hashem
would like us to win.
668
01:02:09,781 --> 01:02:11,381
I'm sorry I'm late.
669
01:02:15,586 --> 01:02:19,389
You're late on top of tango
dancing, what's with that?
670
01:02:19,456 --> 01:02:23,093
What? What, this...
671
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,830
You shouldn't bring up
private matters like that.
672
01:02:25,930 --> 01:02:30,067
Private?
It's all over cyberspace.
673
01:02:30,133 --> 01:02:32,603
Mendel Meyer posted this:
674
01:02:32,669 --> 01:02:37,274
"Which religious Hasidic rabbi
isn't so religious or Hasidic?
675
01:02:37,341 --> 01:02:40,611
Rabbi Moshe Yehuda,
that's who."
676
01:02:43,447 --> 01:02:46,851
Mendel Meyer did this
on the internet?
677
01:02:48,652 --> 01:02:50,120
It can't be!
He's only seven!
678
01:02:50,187 --> 01:02:54,291
Dad, seven is like ancient
in internet years.
679
01:02:54,424 --> 01:02:57,327
The whole neighborhood knows.
680
01:02:58,595 --> 01:03:02,032
What's the big deal?
They were just dancing.
681
01:03:02,132 --> 01:03:03,433
The grand rabbi approves.
682
01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:05,770
Papa,
did Rabbi Menahem approve
683
01:03:05,837 --> 01:03:10,140
of you lying
on top of a woman?
684
01:03:10,207 --> 01:03:12,509
He didn't lie
on top of her, you dummy.
685
01:03:12,576 --> 01:03:15,546
She fell on top
of him. Dummy.
686
01:03:15,646 --> 01:03:18,850
Don't call me a dummy!
I am not a dummy!
687
01:03:18,983 --> 01:03:21,853
Someone tweeted
"He jumped on her."
688
01:03:21,986 --> 01:03:24,655
This is ridiculous!
Accidents happen!
689
01:03:24,721 --> 01:03:27,457
You're all being
judgmental narrow-minded gossips
690
01:03:27,524 --> 01:03:30,294
like everyone else
in this neighborhood.
691
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:31,328
So stop it, all of you!
692
01:03:31,395 --> 01:03:33,865
Shira, I appreciate
you defending me,
693
01:03:33,998 --> 01:03:37,001
but not everyone in this
neighborhood is a judgmental,
694
01:03:37,134 --> 01:03:40,004
narrow-minded gossip.
You shouldn't generalize.
695
01:03:40,137 --> 01:03:42,406
All right, there'll be
no more talk about this.
696
01:03:42,506 --> 01:03:44,675
Everybody, go to your rooms,
close your doors.
697
01:03:44,741 --> 01:03:46,978
Your father and I are
gonna talk in private.
698
01:03:48,846 --> 01:03:52,516
Go go go! Go go go!
Everybody go!
699
01:04:00,190 --> 01:04:01,658
I wanna thank you, Raquel,
700
01:04:01,725 --> 01:04:06,396
for being so calm
in this troubling situation.
701
01:04:06,530 --> 01:04:08,032
Are you crazy?!
702
01:04:08,098 --> 01:04:09,934
- Are you out of your mind?!
- It was an accident.
703
01:04:10,034 --> 01:04:11,535
I don't wanna know
about accidents.
704
01:04:11,602 --> 01:04:13,503
I don't want explanations!
705
01:04:13,570 --> 01:04:15,606
Tomorrow, you are going
to Rabbi Menahem,
706
01:04:15,706 --> 01:04:18,275
he will tell you how to behave,
and you will do it!
707
01:04:18,408 --> 01:04:22,880
Sleep on the couch! I don't
want you on my bed tonight.
708
01:04:27,885 --> 01:04:33,724
You know the song from
iddler on the Roof has a line: F
709
01:04:34,792 --> 01:04:37,061
♪ Posing questions
that would make ♪
710
01:04:37,194 --> 01:04:40,197
♪ A rabbi's eyes
go crossed ♪
711
01:04:40,263 --> 01:04:45,569
Look, Moshe,
are my eyes crossing yet?
712
01:04:45,636 --> 01:04:49,206
I'm sorry to bring
disservice to you, Rabbi.
713
01:04:49,272 --> 01:04:50,875
Having known your father,
714
01:04:50,942 --> 01:04:53,911
a good man,
who raised you correctly,
715
01:04:53,978 --> 01:04:59,650
and knowing you have
no history of falsehoods,
716
01:04:59,751 --> 01:05:04,055
I can only assume
this was an accident.
717
01:05:04,122 --> 01:05:05,823
- Yep.
- But...
718
01:05:05,923 --> 01:05:08,492
that leaves me
with the fact
719
01:05:08,592 --> 01:05:13,230
that your recklessness
caused an accident.
720
01:05:13,296 --> 01:05:14,966
And I'm sure
721
01:05:15,099 --> 01:05:19,603
that was not pleasing to Hashem.
722
01:05:20,604 --> 01:05:22,339
You embarrassed a woman,
723
01:05:22,439 --> 01:05:24,075
held her,
724
01:05:24,142 --> 01:05:28,478
so she would not hit
her on the floor.
725
01:05:28,612 --> 01:05:29,847
Yeah.
726
01:05:29,947 --> 01:05:33,450
Well, that leaves me
with a question.
727
01:05:33,517 --> 01:05:37,955
Does that action supersede
728
01:05:38,089 --> 01:05:39,791
the recklessness
729
01:05:39,924 --> 01:05:43,027
of your meshugenah
enthusiasm?
730
01:05:45,295 --> 01:05:47,131
Uh...
731
01:06:25,402 --> 01:06:27,205
Yes.
732
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:32,342
If the Grand Rabbi Menahem
gave his approval for you
733
01:06:32,409 --> 01:06:34,644
to continue on this strange
journey, so be it.
734
01:06:34,711 --> 01:06:37,148
After all,
I'm a devout wife.
735
01:06:37,215 --> 01:06:40,517
Who am I to argue
with the Grand Rabbi.
736
01:06:40,650 --> 01:06:43,187
So have your strange
adventure, Moshe.
737
01:06:46,190 --> 01:06:48,025
On the couch.
738
01:07:05,575 --> 01:07:06,610
It's okay.
739
01:07:06,710 --> 01:07:08,780
Stay with me, focus.
740
01:07:09,579 --> 01:07:11,048
Focus.
741
01:07:42,646 --> 01:07:45,249
Strong. Balance.
742
01:07:47,551 --> 01:07:49,787
Sorry. I'm sorry.
743
01:07:55,293 --> 01:07:56,393
Lead.
744
01:07:57,661 --> 01:07:59,230
Straighter. Balance.
745
01:07:59,297 --> 01:08:02,432
And keep them open.
Keep your frame.
746
01:08:02,499 --> 01:08:03,935
Don't stop.
747
01:08:04,001 --> 01:08:05,468
I can't do this.
They're watching.
748
01:08:05,602 --> 01:08:08,005
The whole time they're
watching. I can't do this.
749
01:08:08,105 --> 01:08:12,910
It's okay, you're gonna get
used to people watching you.
750
01:08:12,977 --> 01:08:15,645
Not these kind of people.
751
01:08:16,346 --> 01:08:17,315
I can't do this.
752
01:08:20,918 --> 01:08:24,521
Maybe tomorrow
you'll see things differently.
753
01:08:24,621 --> 01:08:26,656
I can't do this!
754
01:08:27,325 --> 01:08:28,793
Moshe, you can!
755
01:08:28,926 --> 01:08:30,694
Moshe?
756
01:08:39,003 --> 01:08:41,806
So I am going to get the most
beautiful
757
01:08:41,939 --> 01:08:43,140
I'm gonna get a latke.
758
01:08:54,484 --> 01:08:55,619
My mother is a born baker.
759
01:09:18,541 --> 01:09:21,012
I'm at a loss, Hashem.
760
01:09:21,078 --> 01:09:22,914
You want me
to ask for help?
761
01:09:23,014 --> 01:09:25,983
Please guide me
through this!
762
01:09:28,518 --> 01:09:30,720
Hashem?
763
01:09:30,855 --> 01:09:34,325
Hashem? Hashem?
764
01:09:40,865 --> 01:09:42,867
Hello, Moshe.
765
01:09:43,234 --> 01:09:44,701
Hashem?
766
01:09:44,835 --> 01:09:46,536
Remember me?
767
01:09:48,873 --> 01:09:51,708
- Father Anthony, right?
- That's right.
768
01:09:51,842 --> 01:09:54,345
- May I join you?
- Please.
769
01:09:57,114 --> 01:09:59,516
What brings you
to this neighborhood?
770
01:09:59,582 --> 01:10:01,385
Where else would I go
for good deli?
771
01:10:02,853 --> 01:10:04,388
I love their
772
01:10:04,521 --> 01:10:06,958
- Want one?
- No thank you.
773
01:10:08,259 --> 01:10:11,028
How'd you make out
with your problem?
774
01:10:11,095 --> 01:10:15,800
I followed yours
and Shakespeare's advice.
775
01:10:15,900 --> 01:10:17,868
I found a way
to achieve my goals
776
01:10:17,935 --> 01:10:20,871
without sacrificing
my sacred beliefs.
777
01:10:20,938 --> 01:10:24,909
By dancing
with a balloon.
778
01:10:25,810 --> 01:10:27,945
Between me and a woman.
779
01:10:29,780 --> 01:10:32,450
A balloon?
780
01:10:32,582 --> 01:10:35,086
A marvelous idea.
781
01:10:37,088 --> 01:10:41,792
But there's so many
prying eyes,
782
01:10:41,926 --> 01:10:44,095
waiting for me to fail.
783
01:10:45,997 --> 01:10:48,165
I'm unable to perform.
784
01:10:48,966 --> 01:10:50,901
And I think
that God told me
785
01:10:50,968 --> 01:10:55,505
to ask for help,
which confuses me
786
01:10:55,605 --> 01:10:59,944
because I was
asking him for help.
787
01:11:04,949 --> 01:11:07,485
When I was a young priest,
788
01:11:07,617 --> 01:11:08,986
I had a spiritual problem,
789
01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:14,191
questioning my faith
and my commitment to the cloth.
790
01:11:14,291 --> 01:11:17,962
Frankly, I was
in a deep depression.
791
01:11:18,029 --> 01:11:22,833
But with the right
spiritual guidance
792
01:11:22,967 --> 01:11:25,436
and the help of a very
good Jewish shrink...
793
01:11:26,636 --> 01:11:28,638
I learned that
what had drawn me
794
01:11:28,705 --> 01:11:30,474
to the priesthood,
in the first place,
795
01:11:30,607 --> 01:11:33,643
my desire to help people,
it was a good quality.
796
01:11:33,778 --> 01:11:36,947
It's like... It's like I had
a... had a muscle in one arm
797
01:11:37,014 --> 01:11:39,350
that worked really well.
798
01:11:39,483 --> 01:11:41,618
But in the other arm,
I had a muscle
799
01:11:41,684 --> 01:11:43,320
that had atrophied.
800
01:11:43,387 --> 01:11:46,623
I had to train that muscle
to do its job.
801
01:11:49,726 --> 01:11:51,128
And what job was that?
802
01:11:51,195 --> 01:11:54,331
To be able to ask people
for help.
803
01:12:24,028 --> 01:12:27,064
Moshe... Moshe...
804
01:12:27,198 --> 01:12:30,501
I'm so relieved
you're here.
805
01:12:30,568 --> 01:12:34,038
He's been
like this all day.
806
01:12:34,105 --> 01:12:37,575
I'm having such a problem
with Marina.
807
01:12:37,707 --> 01:12:41,011
She doesn't care if we
have a low-class caterer.
808
01:12:41,078 --> 01:12:42,712
She's crazy!
809
01:12:42,780 --> 01:12:44,014
I don't know what to do.
810
01:12:44,081 --> 01:12:46,450
I need you
to help me find a way
811
01:12:46,550 --> 01:12:50,254
to have a wedding
she deserves.
812
01:12:50,387 --> 01:12:52,890
A wedding that
won't embarrass me.
813
01:12:53,023 --> 01:12:56,293
- I need...
- I can't help you.
814
01:12:58,195 --> 01:13:00,064
I need your help.
815
01:13:00,131 --> 01:13:03,367
Your older brother
needs your help.
816
01:13:03,434 --> 01:13:07,605
For once,
I need your help!
817
01:13:25,756 --> 01:13:27,458
And Rachel...
818
01:13:28,325 --> 01:13:30,461
I need you to trust me.
819
01:13:35,299 --> 01:13:37,601
Yosef, is Moshe
not your dear friend?
820
01:13:37,667 --> 01:13:41,939
Rahamim, what you're asking me
to do could make big problems.
821
01:13:42,006 --> 01:13:46,610
Convincing people Moshe walks in
a storeroom is so out of reason?
822
01:13:46,777 --> 01:13:47,645
Not at all.
823
01:13:47,778 --> 01:13:49,313
Soooo?
824
01:13:49,446 --> 01:13:51,748
How do we convince people
825
01:13:51,815 --> 01:13:54,451
that a young, pretty,
shiksah dancing partner
826
01:13:54,518 --> 01:13:59,490
is just a young, pretty,
shiksah dancing partner.
827
01:14:00,524 --> 01:14:01,992
Mmm.
828
01:14:13,103 --> 01:14:14,772
We got him.
829
01:14:23,013 --> 01:14:25,216
Moshe, thank you for coming.
830
01:14:25,316 --> 01:14:26,951
This is my sister Brenda.
831
01:14:27,017 --> 01:14:28,452
I'm pleased
to meet you, Brenda.
832
01:14:28,519 --> 01:14:32,289
And this is Dara,
of course.
833
01:14:32,356 --> 01:14:37,127
Hi, Dara. Oh boy, you look
as beautiful as your photos.
834
01:14:37,194 --> 01:14:38,963
I am not
gonna stand for this!
835
01:14:39,029 --> 01:14:43,033
I am gonna take Moshe home
right now! I am humiliated!
836
01:14:43,167 --> 01:14:44,969
Do you see what he's doing?
837
01:14:45,035 --> 01:14:48,872
- What's wrong?
- We've got trouble.
838
01:14:49,006 --> 01:14:52,076
Can you take Dara in the back
room and start on homework
839
01:14:52,176 --> 01:14:54,812
and I'll join you
in a second?
840
01:14:54,878 --> 01:14:56,313
I love you, baby.
841
01:14:58,916 --> 01:15:02,319
'Cause this is not my Moshe.
I need to bring him home.
842
01:15:17,167 --> 01:15:18,902
I am Moshe's wife.
843
01:15:19,036 --> 01:15:20,871
Don't talk.
844
01:15:20,938 --> 01:15:22,706
Just listen.
845
01:15:24,908 --> 01:15:27,044
You're very beautiful.
846
01:15:27,111 --> 01:15:30,881
And I don't know
if I can trust you.
847
01:15:30,948 --> 01:15:32,883
But I'm gonna trust Moshe.
848
01:15:34,251 --> 01:15:38,055
And I'm letting him enter
this dance contest with you.
849
01:15:38,122 --> 01:15:42,226
But you can't list him as your
partner. He must have an alias.
850
01:15:43,193 --> 01:15:45,596
Now...
851
01:15:45,729 --> 01:15:47,631
...as you listen
to what I'm telling you
852
01:15:47,731 --> 01:15:52,369
you must act for those two
bearded note-takers out there.
853
01:15:52,436 --> 01:15:55,406
Like what I'm telling you
is upsetting you.
854
01:15:55,539 --> 01:15:58,242
And when Moshe
and I leave,
855
01:15:58,309 --> 01:16:00,110
You must act very upset.
856
01:16:00,244 --> 01:16:01,712
Do you understand?
857
01:16:02,613 --> 01:16:05,282
- Yes.
- Good.
858
01:16:06,917 --> 01:16:08,419
Come on.
859
01:16:08,919 --> 01:16:09,953
Wait.
860
01:16:10,087 --> 01:16:12,623
Your alias,
what do I enter?
861
01:16:15,926 --> 01:16:18,929
Fernando Caliente.
862
01:16:21,098 --> 01:16:22,900
I love it.
863
01:16:52,696 --> 01:16:55,032
I don't know.
864
01:16:55,132 --> 01:16:56,835
I don't know
what he's up to.
865
01:17:04,341 --> 01:17:08,679
You must be Mara's cousin
from Kansas City.
866
01:17:14,318 --> 01:17:16,320
Not very friendly.
867
01:17:18,622 --> 01:17:20,491
Well, if he's unfriendly,
he underestimates
868
01:17:20,624 --> 01:17:23,994
how unfriendly we can be.
Come on.
869
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:51,255
We've got work to do.
870
01:19:19,343 --> 01:19:20,945
You two are great!
871
01:19:21,078 --> 01:19:23,747
You're gonna impress
a lot of people.
872
01:19:23,815 --> 01:19:25,649
Thank you.
We work very hard for this.
873
01:19:25,783 --> 01:19:28,018
We need to get it to the
point where we can impress
874
01:19:28,118 --> 01:19:29,653
some really tough judges.
875
01:19:29,787 --> 01:19:31,923
We have two weeks
to get better.
876
01:19:33,590 --> 01:19:36,593
Oy. Two weeks?
877
01:19:39,096 --> 01:19:41,164
What's wrong?
878
01:19:41,298 --> 01:19:45,302
- Our costumes.
- Ah! I totally forgot!
879
01:19:45,435 --> 01:19:48,006
Finding a designer now,
going for fittings,
880
01:19:48,138 --> 01:19:50,641
without drawing suspicion?
881
01:19:52,142 --> 01:19:52,977
Oy is right.
882
01:19:58,215 --> 01:20:01,451
Ready, lead. And...
883
01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:07,524
- Good, very good. Much better.
- Thank you.
884
01:20:08,860 --> 01:20:11,228
One more, just
the count, from the beginning.
885
01:20:11,328 --> 01:20:14,064
Chest up, ready.
From the very start.
886
01:20:14,164 --> 01:20:17,969
And lead, lead, lead. Forward,
you wanna go forward. Yes.
887
01:20:18,036 --> 01:20:19,736
Chest strong.
888
01:20:29,079 --> 01:20:32,416
What do you call
that stitch you're making?
889
01:20:33,083 --> 01:20:34,685
Good.
890
01:20:42,526 --> 01:20:45,195
I need to shorten
the pants.
891
01:20:45,262 --> 01:20:47,230
I'll be here longer.
892
01:20:47,364 --> 01:20:50,567
You go and I'll lock up.
893
01:20:52,502 --> 01:20:53,537
Thank you.
894
01:20:53,670 --> 01:20:56,440
You're welcome.
895
01:20:56,540 --> 01:21:00,444
Focus.
896
01:21:00,577 --> 01:21:03,246
You know, the costume
you're making for Moshe,
897
01:21:03,380 --> 01:21:05,449
is very inventive.
898
01:21:05,549 --> 01:21:06,550
Thank you.
899
01:21:09,553 --> 01:21:13,223
Your costume
for Viviana...
900
01:21:13,290 --> 01:21:14,224
...drop dead.
901
01:21:14,358 --> 01:21:16,794
Drop dead?
902
01:21:17,461 --> 01:21:21,531
- Okay.
- And back, side.
903
01:21:22,699 --> 01:21:25,435
Then we go around.
904
01:21:26,436 --> 01:21:28,639
I'm sorry I called, uh...
905
01:21:28,739 --> 01:21:33,477
your son...
a... a crook.
906
01:21:36,881 --> 01:21:38,548
Amague.
907
01:21:38,615 --> 01:21:41,786
I'm sorry
I called you crazy.
908
01:21:41,919 --> 01:21:45,155
Actually,
you called me crazy.
909
01:21:45,255 --> 01:21:49,292
Well, when I'm talking about
money, I get a little, uh...
910
01:21:49,426 --> 01:21:51,228
sedrate.
911
01:21:57,068 --> 01:21:58,502
And...
912
01:21:58,602 --> 01:22:01,638
- We start the set?
- Good job, Moshe.
913
01:22:01,773 --> 01:22:04,741
You know, in Russia...
914
01:22:04,809 --> 01:22:10,247
my father, he had
a... a... a clothing business.
915
01:22:10,313 --> 01:22:12,917
You know?
916
01:22:12,984 --> 01:22:15,987
The government,
they took it, they seized it.
917
01:22:16,788 --> 01:22:20,158
And... it killed him.
918
01:22:20,290 --> 01:22:22,359
I hated being poor.
919
01:22:22,459 --> 01:22:24,962
I hated it.
920
01:22:27,330 --> 01:22:29,767
When my husband
got sick...
921
01:22:30,534 --> 01:22:32,469
and then he died,
922
01:22:32,536 --> 01:22:37,307
I still haven't found
what I'm living for.
923
01:22:42,046 --> 01:22:45,649
Okay. It's okay.
924
01:22:46,984 --> 01:22:48,820
It's okay.
925
01:22:50,654 --> 01:22:52,522
It's okay.
926
01:23:17,014 --> 01:23:19,817
Here's to the feds
dropping the charges
927
01:23:19,884 --> 01:23:22,053
against my Rahamim.
928
01:23:25,022 --> 01:23:27,225
- Mozel tov.
- Mozel tov.
929
01:23:27,357 --> 01:23:30,895
Maybe you'll grow
your beard again, Rahamim.
930
01:23:31,028 --> 01:23:31,863
Ahh!
931
01:23:31,996 --> 01:23:34,832
Mama, don't push
your luck.
932
01:23:34,899 --> 01:23:37,734
I wanna thank Viviana
933
01:23:37,869 --> 01:23:40,570
for everything
that she's done for my Moshe.
934
01:23:40,704 --> 01:23:43,207
Awww.
935
01:23:46,177 --> 01:23:48,179
But I'm still jealous.
936
01:23:49,914 --> 01:23:53,550
I never had
a best friend before.
937
01:23:53,617 --> 01:23:55,052
Who is that?
938
01:23:55,119 --> 01:23:56,720
You!
939
01:23:58,189 --> 01:24:01,291
And I wanna thank you all
for helping Moshe
940
01:24:01,391 --> 01:24:06,097
and his meshugenah decision
to enter a tango contest.
941
01:24:07,430 --> 01:24:09,767
And this is...
this is to Hashem.
942
01:24:09,901 --> 01:24:12,270
To Hashem.
943
01:24:12,402 --> 01:24:14,404
Dad, they know
you're in the contest tomorrow.
944
01:24:14,471 --> 01:24:16,140
What?!
945
01:24:16,240 --> 01:24:18,976
They know you're tangoing
with Viviana tomorrow.
946
01:24:19,076 --> 01:24:21,045
Everyone's chatting about it.
947
01:24:21,112 --> 01:24:24,982
"Fernando Caliente
is Rabbi Moshe Yehuda."
948
01:24:25,082 --> 01:24:28,418
Someone spotted them.
949
01:24:28,485 --> 01:24:30,087
Mara and I
were shop lookouts.
950
01:24:30,221 --> 01:24:33,557
After that first day,
nobody paid attention.
951
01:24:33,623 --> 01:24:35,392
They had
to find out somehow.
952
01:24:35,458 --> 01:24:36,660
I don't know.
953
01:24:39,764 --> 01:24:42,632
Shira?
954
01:24:42,767 --> 01:24:45,837
Shira, what's wrong, Shira?
955
01:24:45,937 --> 01:24:49,774
She's okay.
956
01:24:55,847 --> 01:24:58,850
Do you wanna talk
about it, sweetheart?
957
01:25:00,650 --> 01:25:01,451
No.
958
01:25:06,757 --> 01:25:09,260
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
959
01:25:11,595 --> 01:25:13,663
I really thought
he loves me.
960
01:25:14,598 --> 01:25:15,800
Who loved you?
961
01:25:15,867 --> 01:25:16,801
David Cohen.
962
01:25:20,370 --> 01:25:22,306
When I told him
about the contest,
963
01:25:22,439 --> 01:25:24,474
I swear,
I was bragging about you.
964
01:25:24,608 --> 01:25:27,410
I didn't think he'd go
and blab about it to everyone.
965
01:25:27,510 --> 01:25:28,880
How old is he?
966
01:25:28,980 --> 01:25:32,984
He's 18.
He's a freshman at Yeshiva.
967
01:25:34,352 --> 01:25:35,319
Do you love him?
968
01:25:38,388 --> 01:25:42,159
Did by any chance you love him
with more than just your heart?
969
01:25:42,293 --> 01:25:44,962
No, except...
970
01:25:45,029 --> 01:25:46,130
What?
971
01:25:46,197 --> 01:25:49,499
I let him kiss me
once on the cheek.
972
01:25:50,567 --> 01:25:51,836
I see.
973
01:25:51,903 --> 01:25:54,504
And now, I hope he flunks
out of college
974
01:25:54,638 --> 01:25:58,508
and becomes a bum on the street.
I hate him! I hate him!
975
01:26:00,044 --> 01:26:04,315
I don't think Hashem would want
his children to hate so much.
976
01:26:04,382 --> 01:26:09,153
Hate should be reserved
for poverty, for injustice.
977
01:26:09,220 --> 01:26:12,689
And maybe one day Yankees
play the Mets.
978
01:26:12,823 --> 01:26:15,026
Well, what about
the contest?
979
01:26:15,159 --> 01:26:17,161
It's gonna be so hard
for you to dance
980
01:26:17,228 --> 01:26:20,597
with all of those judgmental
eyes watching you,
981
01:26:20,697 --> 01:26:23,000
waiting for you
to be unholy.
982
01:26:27,704 --> 01:26:29,539
Hey, it's okay.
983
01:26:31,108 --> 01:26:35,246
Moshe, you need
to get your sleep.
984
01:26:35,379 --> 01:26:39,549
You need your rest
for the contest tomorrow.
985
01:26:40,717 --> 01:26:43,287
It's going to be
so hard to dance
986
01:26:43,387 --> 01:26:45,423
in front of judgmentals,
987
01:26:45,555 --> 01:26:48,591
expecting me to be unholy.
988
01:26:48,725 --> 01:26:50,795
Hashem will see you through.
989
01:26:50,895 --> 01:26:52,396
You think so?
990
01:26:52,529 --> 01:26:53,596
Why not?
991
01:26:56,700 --> 01:26:59,070
Azoy.
992
01:27:37,008 --> 01:27:40,610
Ready to go,crane in place.
993
01:27:42,213 --> 01:27:44,448
I want all of you
to look at the camera...
994
01:27:46,951 --> 01:27:48,786
All these cameras.
995
01:27:48,919 --> 01:27:50,755
Standby. Good. Over there.
996
01:27:50,821 --> 01:27:52,790
- Gotta go.
- Hot on the set!
997
01:27:52,923 --> 01:27:54,992
All camera's standby.
998
01:27:55,126 --> 01:27:57,161
Camera one, go.
999
01:28:06,437 --> 01:28:09,340
Ladies and gentlemen,
we present our first annual
1000
01:28:09,473 --> 01:28:11,942
Tango America contest.
1001
01:28:18,149 --> 01:28:21,318
I wanna welcome to this exciting
event all those present here
1002
01:28:21,452 --> 01:28:23,320
and our international
television audience.
1003
01:28:23,454 --> 01:28:27,291
We are live from Soho
Dance Studio New York City.
1004
01:28:27,358 --> 01:28:30,627
I hope my community's
not watching this.
1005
01:28:31,661 --> 01:28:33,831
Now, we've assembled
for this competition
1006
01:28:33,898 --> 01:28:35,066
some tremendous dancers,
1007
01:28:38,502 --> 01:28:39,503
These dancers
are gonna be competing
1008
01:28:39,636 --> 01:28:44,175
for $250,000
for first prize,
1009
01:28:44,241 --> 01:28:47,878
$150,000 for second prize,
1010
01:28:47,945 --> 01:28:50,347
and $50,000
for third prize.
1011
01:28:50,414 --> 01:28:52,183
- Stop it!
- You stop!
1012
01:28:52,316 --> 01:28:54,051
- Stop!
- Stop it!
1013
01:28:54,185 --> 01:28:55,219
Meet our contestants.
1014
01:28:55,352 --> 01:28:56,887
The competition
is starting.
1015
01:28:57,021 --> 01:28:59,689
Don't feed Rivkah
any more blintzes.
1016
01:28:59,824 --> 01:29:00,991
She's gonna get fat.
1017
01:29:01,058 --> 01:29:04,428
It's a smidge, a schmechel.
1018
01:29:06,197 --> 01:29:08,032
Jose Hernandez
1019
01:29:08,099 --> 01:29:10,868
and Ana Parda.
1020
01:29:10,935 --> 01:29:12,103
Oy vey iz mir.
1021
01:29:12,203 --> 01:29:13,670
What "vey iz mir"?
1022
01:29:13,736 --> 01:29:18,542
That's Viviana's best friend
and her ex-boyfriend.
1023
01:29:18,675 --> 01:29:20,845
Anti-semites.
1024
01:29:20,911 --> 01:29:23,414
What's an anti-semite
look like?
1025
01:29:23,881 --> 01:29:25,416
That.
1026
01:29:30,720 --> 01:29:33,224
Look how superior
he thinks they are.
1027
01:29:33,290 --> 01:29:36,193
He doesn't even know
what we have in store for him
1028
01:29:36,260 --> 01:29:38,362
and his new Miss Right.
1029
01:29:47,704 --> 01:29:51,809
Pablo and Valeria Churrasco.
1030
01:29:51,909 --> 01:29:56,046
and.
1031
01:29:56,113 --> 01:30:00,284
anuel and Guadalupe Inglesias. M
1032
01:30:03,420 --> 01:30:05,923
and
1033
01:30:06,056 --> 01:30:10,928
Facundo Garciaand Eliana Dominguez.
1034
01:30:10,995 --> 01:30:13,397
Oh my God.
1035
01:30:13,464 --> 01:30:15,332
They must've been
late entries.
1036
01:30:15,432 --> 01:30:16,500
So?
1037
01:30:19,803 --> 01:30:22,439
in Argentina.
1038
01:30:22,506 --> 01:30:25,943
You said this competition
was gonna be tough.
1039
01:30:26,010 --> 01:30:29,046
Yeah, but not this tough.
1040
01:30:29,146 --> 01:30:31,615
We don't stand a chance.
1041
01:30:32,616 --> 01:30:33,784
We'll see.
1042
01:31:28,505 --> 01:31:31,041
My stomach.
1043
01:31:40,818 --> 01:31:42,686
Ooh.
1044
01:31:58,435 --> 01:32:00,204
Oh wow.
1045
01:32:00,337 --> 01:32:03,540
- When are they coming up?
- Soon, baby.
1046
01:32:10,214 --> 01:32:11,548
What are you doing?
1047
01:32:11,682 --> 01:32:12,716
I'm praying.
1048
01:32:12,850 --> 01:32:16,887
Mm. Good.
We need it.
1049
01:32:37,641 --> 01:32:40,878
I heard on the street
that Moshe is faltering.
1050
01:32:42,012 --> 01:32:44,081
He will sin.
1051
01:32:46,450 --> 01:32:47,384
Why?
1052
01:32:47,451 --> 01:32:51,322
Why are you hoping
that he sins?
1053
01:32:52,823 --> 01:32:56,427
We should be praying
that he doesn't sin.
1054
01:32:58,763 --> 01:33:00,964
Now, let us pray.
1055
01:33:21,685 --> 01:33:24,855
Ladies andgentlemen, Fernando Caliente
1056
01:33:24,955 --> 01:33:27,024
and Viviana Nieves.
1057
01:33:30,928 --> 01:33:32,930
- Where's the balloon?
- Tied to a chair.
1058
01:33:32,996 --> 01:33:35,466
Well, go get it! Hurry!
1059
01:33:40,304 --> 01:33:41,472
- Where are they?
- I don't know.
1060
01:33:49,980 --> 01:33:51,615
If he touches her
just once...
1061
01:33:51,682 --> 01:33:53,884
We're gonna kick him out
of the community.
1062
01:33:53,984 --> 01:33:54,952
And his whole family.
1063
01:35:14,131 --> 01:35:15,934
Ta!
1064
01:35:24,041 --> 01:35:25,576
Oh.
1065
01:35:25,709 --> 01:35:29,914
- Come on, Moshe! You can do it!
- Look!
1066
01:35:44,394 --> 01:35:46,798
- Wow.
- Yes!
1067
01:36:51,328 --> 01:36:53,898
Oh, that's my Fernando.
1068
01:37:15,185 --> 01:37:17,554
She is beautiful.
1069
01:37:20,024 --> 01:37:21,491
I know.
1070
01:37:43,714 --> 01:37:46,350
It's a twirling rabbi.
1071
01:38:11,075 --> 01:38:12,877
My brother, the
bullfighter. I
1072
01:38:12,944 --> 01:38:13,945
can't believe it.
1073
01:38:29,060 --> 01:38:31,294
Ladies andgentlemen, the time has come
1074
01:38:31,428 --> 01:38:33,898
to announce the winners
of our contest.
1075
01:38:33,965 --> 01:38:36,166
I'm sorry it took
so long for our judges
1076
01:38:36,266 --> 01:38:38,568
to make their decision.
1077
01:38:38,635 --> 01:38:40,938
But when you hear
the results
1078
01:38:41,005 --> 01:38:42,506
I'm sure
you'll understand why.
1079
01:38:42,606 --> 01:38:46,677
In third place
and winners of $50,000,
1080
01:38:46,778 --> 01:38:50,580
Jose Hernandez
and Ana Parda.
1081
01:39:09,332 --> 01:39:12,136
At least they didn't
come out first.
1082
01:39:17,008 --> 01:39:19,811
Now, for second place
1083
01:39:19,877 --> 01:39:23,313
and winners of $150,000
1084
01:39:24,949 --> 01:39:28,618
Manuel
and Guadalupe Inglesias.
1085
01:39:31,388 --> 01:39:32,990
Ahhh.
1086
01:39:38,662 --> 01:39:41,465
And now, are you ready
1087
01:39:41,531 --> 01:39:43,500
for our first place winners?
1088
01:39:43,633 --> 01:39:45,535
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
1089
01:39:45,669 --> 01:39:47,237
so, here it is.
1090
01:39:47,337 --> 01:39:48,405
Are we ready?
1091
01:39:53,811 --> 01:39:56,981
It's $250,000. Whoo!
1092
01:39:59,217 --> 01:40:03,520
Facundo Garcia
and Eliana Dominguez!
1093
01:40:03,653 --> 01:40:06,090
- Give them a hand. Fantastic.
- Oh.
1094
01:40:19,036 --> 01:40:21,072
Two outstandingtango dancers.
1095
01:40:21,205 --> 01:40:25,209
Congratulations. Ah, come on,
let's give them a hand, folks.
1096
01:40:27,211 --> 01:40:28,880
Congratulations.
1097
01:40:34,051 --> 01:40:35,887
Soak it in, folks,
soak it in.
1098
01:40:38,722 --> 01:40:42,459
First place prize.
$250,000
1099
01:40:42,559 --> 01:40:46,730
for Facundo Garcia
and Eliana Dominguez.
1100
01:40:48,565 --> 01:40:50,868
Let's hear it for them.
1101
01:40:51,468 --> 01:40:53,070
Whoo!
1102
01:41:13,423 --> 01:41:15,259
Oh, okay. Uh...
1103
01:41:18,495 --> 01:41:20,298
Okay.
1104
01:41:20,430 --> 01:41:22,465
Wow.
1105
01:41:22,599 --> 01:41:24,501
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
it appears
1106
01:41:24,601 --> 01:41:26,304
that I have to make
one more announcement.
1107
01:41:26,436 --> 01:41:29,739
And it's probably the reason
why our judges took so long
1108
01:41:29,807 --> 01:41:31,142
to make their decision.
1109
01:41:31,275 --> 01:41:34,511
Our producers
and sponsors have decided
1110
01:41:34,611 --> 01:41:36,981
For this event,
and all future events,
1111
01:41:37,114 --> 01:41:39,917
there will be
a fourth award.
1112
01:41:39,984 --> 01:41:42,686
And it will be given
to dancers
1113
01:41:42,787 --> 01:41:47,792
who take tango into
inventive directions. Wow.
1114
01:41:47,859 --> 01:41:52,864
That award will be $100,000.
1115
01:41:54,464 --> 01:41:55,532
And this year,
1116
01:41:55,632 --> 01:41:57,301
the award goes to...
1117
01:41:59,469 --> 01:42:00,304
Fernando Caliente...
1118
01:42:02,874 --> 01:42:04,976
Moshe!
1119
01:42:10,348 --> 01:42:12,682
Sorry!
1120
01:42:20,457 --> 01:42:21,993
Yes!
1121
01:42:22,126 --> 01:42:24,561
Where are they?
1122
01:42:24,661 --> 01:42:25,796
There they are.
1123
01:42:27,031 --> 01:42:30,500
Come on. Come on, you guys.
Come on, that's you!
1124
01:42:32,970 --> 01:42:34,338
Oh my goodness.
1125
01:42:37,008 --> 01:42:38,843
- Thank you.
- Oh, you're welcome.
1126
01:42:38,910 --> 01:42:41,045
That's wonderful.
I'm so happy for you guys.
1127
01:42:41,178 --> 01:42:43,580
Give 'em all a hand.
That's fantastic.
1128
01:43:00,331 --> 01:43:03,733
- Fred Astaire.
- No, Susan. Gene Kelly.
1129
01:43:03,868 --> 01:43:05,336
Hanna, like Fred Astaire.
1130
01:43:05,403 --> 01:43:08,839
- It's a Gene Kelly situation!
- Sorry! No! No!
1131
01:43:08,906 --> 01:43:10,674
Thank you.
1132
01:43:24,688 --> 01:43:26,556
Whooo!
1133
01:44:58,783 --> 01:45:00,683
You're a true inspiration.
1134
01:45:00,818 --> 01:45:01,718
I try.
1135
01:45:01,819 --> 01:45:04,955
This is the greatest
wedding ever.
1136
01:45:05,022 --> 01:45:08,893
Who needs the Waldorf Astoria
Grand Ballroom anyway, huh?
1137
01:45:18,969 --> 01:45:20,404
Aww.
1138
01:45:20,504 --> 01:45:24,175
There you go.
For you, my little sweetie pie.
1139
01:45:24,308 --> 01:45:26,576
- Aw, no crying. Come on.
- Let's dance.
1140
01:45:32,316 --> 01:45:35,319
Thank you for having Rahamim
invite us to the wedding.
1141
01:45:35,386 --> 01:45:37,587
That was very compassionate,
Rabbi Yehuda.
1142
01:45:37,687 --> 01:45:41,525
Mozel tov, Moshe.
It's a beautiful wedding.
1143
01:45:41,658 --> 01:45:45,229
And our children are enjoying
your school. Right, Mendel?
1144
01:45:45,362 --> 01:45:47,198
I've got ideas
how to make it better.
1145
01:45:47,264 --> 01:45:49,699
I think we've got
a new partner.
1146
01:46:02,513 --> 01:46:04,949
Did Rahamim give you
the letter and the present
1147
01:46:05,049 --> 01:46:06,117
- that I received?
- Yes.
1148
01:46:06,217 --> 01:46:09,053
We were just
about to studying it.
1149
01:46:23,100 --> 01:46:24,034
"Dear Moshe..."
1150
01:46:26,570 --> 01:46:28,973
on heading of your
successful dancing
1151
01:46:29,073 --> 01:46:31,442
without sacrificing
your beliefs.
1152
01:46:31,575 --> 01:46:33,743
And I thank
your brother Rahamim
1153
01:46:33,811 --> 01:46:36,947
for inviting me
to his wedding celebration,
1154
01:46:37,081 --> 01:46:41,152
which, like the tango contest,
I cannot attend
1155
01:46:41,252 --> 01:46:43,387
because of
my religious beliefs.
1156
01:46:43,454 --> 01:46:47,057
I offer Rahamim
and his bride Marina
1157
01:46:47,124 --> 01:46:48,459
my best wishes.
1158
01:46:48,592 --> 01:46:51,328
And I include a gift
that is symbolic
1159
01:46:51,428 --> 01:46:54,265
of the oneness
of all people...
1160
01:46:54,331 --> 01:46:57,902
"...and respect
for their differences."
1161
01:46:59,937 --> 01:47:02,606
Imam Ahmed.
1162
01:47:10,114 --> 01:47:12,283
A banana?
1163
01:47:12,349 --> 01:47:17,121
Peel the banana.
Peel the banana.
1164
01:47:17,922 --> 01:47:20,624
Each peel represents...
1165
01:47:21,926 --> 01:47:25,095
A different religion!
1166
01:47:25,162 --> 01:47:26,797
But the important
thing is...
1167
01:47:26,931 --> 01:47:29,133
- The banana!
- The banana.
1168
01:47:29,266 --> 01:47:31,101
The banana.
1169
01:47:39,476 --> 01:47:42,646
I feel bad for Viviana.
1170
01:47:42,712 --> 01:47:45,149
She's such a good person.
1171
01:47:45,282 --> 01:47:47,618
She deserves some mozel.
1172
01:47:54,792 --> 01:47:58,662
I don't think we have to
worry about Viviana's mozel.
1173
01:48:03,733 --> 01:48:05,502
Aww.
1174
01:48:10,740 --> 01:48:12,476
Look, Moshe.
1175
01:48:14,845 --> 01:48:16,313
That balloon.
1176
01:48:17,014 --> 01:48:19,350
It's dancing by itself.
1177
01:48:22,553 --> 01:48:24,054
No.
1178
01:48:24,188 --> 01:48:26,390
It's not dancing by itself.
1179
01:49:14,183 --> 01:49:19,183
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