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but the force is blind
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network of your own kind
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and days become years
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is the kids don't care
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What the fuck?!
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Come on!
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Shut the fuck up! God damn it.
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the kids don't care
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19,000 people clicked on it.
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Oh! Annie wrote a new article.
People are into it.
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19,000 people clicked her.
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All right, Annie!
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Well, they didn't click me, but...
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Yeah. Er... Nin... Yeah. Yes.
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Listen, we have some news
too. Um, Dr. Walsh called,
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and Dad's numbers are down, so...
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cautiously optimistic, right
now the treatment's working.
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God, that's... That's so, so great!
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God!
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Oh, I'm so happy I could cry!
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Um, that's awesome.
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Well, you tell Dad, "Way
to kick cancer's ass."
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Annie says, "Way to kick cancer's ass."
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Yeah, fuck you, cancer!
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You fuckin' piece-of-shit motherfucker!
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Yeah, fuck cancer!
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Fuck cancer right up the fuckin' ass!
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OK. OK, cool.
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Well, um, I'll talk to
you guys later, OK?
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Um, that's... the best news.
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- Um, OK, bye!
- Bye, sweetie!
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Oh, my God!
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This is so much good news all at once!
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I know! I am so happy.
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Man, what are you doing dressed
so early in the morning?
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I have that music video thing, remember?
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I'm doing hair for a magazine shoot.
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For that band Maple and the Pearls.
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Yes, Maple and the Pearls.
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We know that band, we love that band,
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and we remember that you're doing that.
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This is huge, right?
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Like, you not just doing
hair in our living room?
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Yeah. They said it's like an audition
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for a full-time stylist job.
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Hello, you just asked me a question?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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- Do you know I'm a magic genie?
- Yeah.
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Gabe just texted me, and it's all caps,
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"You should come in early,"
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which feels like he's
yelling at me, right?
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- Oh, shit!
- Fuck!
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I'm gonna be so late.
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No, it's OK, dude. I'm gonna help you.
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- Oh, shit.
- What?
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My shroom pills.
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Bonkers! No!
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Bonkers, no! He's eating them!
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No! No!
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How many do you think he ate?
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Three?
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- Are you sure?
- No.
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Oh, well, should we call the police?
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Do you want to get me deported?!
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- No, no. Should we call my dad?
- We should call a vet.
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Yeah. Yes. Call a vet. Call a vet.
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He's out of his mind.
His eyes look insane.
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I guess his eyes always look
insane. Bonkers, please!
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Oh, buddy. OK. You gotta
get the poison out, right?
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You gotta do a little barf.
Little... There you go.
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- That's good.
- OK, thank you.
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Thanks.
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- Now you do that.
- OK, good news.
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The vet said that he should be fine.
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We just need to keep
an eye on him all day
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to make sure that he
doesn't have a seizure.
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Oh, my fuckin' God. A seizure?!
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Yeah. Well, I can't stick around
because I'm already running late.
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Yeah, well, I already told
Gabe that I'd go in early.
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- Yeah, I know. You already told me.
- Yeah.
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OK, well, don't yell at me, it's
not my fault. It's your shrooms.
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- Oh, this is my fault?
- No. Just... just go.
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Just go. I'll deal with it.
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Great.
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Bye, Bonkers.
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Fuck.
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Oh, buddy.
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All right.
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Thank you for coming.
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Um, I know we left
things in a weird place.
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- I just didn't know who else to call.
- I wanna talk about that,
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and we definitely should, but
right now my priority is Bonkers.
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Um, I guess he's just kind of resting,
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- which I think is good?
- Oh, shit.
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He's in couch lock.
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Hey, buddy.
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It's an advanced state in the trip where
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the couch becomes an island...
the only safe place.
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- Um, I have to go, so...
- Yeah.
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Just please text me updates, and
I'll be back as soon as I can.
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OK. Bye, baby.
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I love you.
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OK.
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Get your yogurt outta the fridge
or I'm gonna kill myself.
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- Run.
- What?
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Just trust me, get the fuck out of here.
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Oh, uh...
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this is kinda fun, you
at my desk for a change.
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What do you think you're doing?
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In regards to... ?
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I'm really curious about what you
actually think you're doing.
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Because it seems like you
think this is your paper.
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Right? And that you're
pretty much publishing
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anything that you happen
to be feeling that day.
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OK, well, it's... it's not just
my feelings, though, right?
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I mean, clearly a lot of other
people thought that my article
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was something they could connect with.
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A lot of other people think
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that mermaids are real...
we don't print that.
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I don't really get what
you're upset about.
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Is it because I posted
without permission,
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or is it because I wrote about
something that I actually care about?
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I don't know. Both?
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Maybe it's 'cause you quoted me
as your own personal villain?
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Maybe it's because I suddenly
turned out to be The Man
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that you had to suddenly take down?
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OK, but you're the one
who's always saying
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that we should hold the
establishment accountable.
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Do I look like the establishment?
I'm wearing fucking nail polish!
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The establishment is
lazy, entitled slobs
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suckin' on their Cheeto fingers
while the world burns!
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OK, but when you say lazy slobs,
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that feels like coded language
to talk about fat people,
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- and it doesn't make me feel great.
- You-you're right.
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- It's not that hard to decode.
- I'm talking about you,
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because everyone's attacking
you, right? Is that pretty much
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- how the world is right now?
- No, I'm just saying...
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- There's you and then the world?
- Hey, you two.
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Just wanted to come remind
you that, you know,
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you both love each other very much,
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- so let's be cool.
- That's right, Amadi,
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just defend your little work wife.
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Annie, you've lost all
posting privileges,
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and you've lost all assignments
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until I can be sure that you
understand that I employ you.
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Just gotta get the ratio right.
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There's nothing worse
than doing shrooms alone,
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and I am not gonna do
that to you, Bonkers.
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Yeah, you're a good weight
for a boy your size.
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Small, but dense... like a gymnast.
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Let's see, so...
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Yeah. That's gonna have to be two...
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stems...
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Two caps.
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Now we're in this together.
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Oh, God, just...
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please don't look at me
like I just peed my pants
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in front of the whole school.
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You know, I peed my pants
in the fifth grade once.
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Could do it right now.
It'll distract the office.
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No, that's OK. Thanks
for the offer, though.
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You're welcome.
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- Hey, I got some good news, though.
- Yeah?
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Yeah. Your story's still up.
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That's... that's good, right?
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Yeah, it's great. I mean, Gabe
looks like a bad guy in it,
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but if he takes it down, it
makes him a bad journalist.
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Great.
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- That's a real win for me.
- Yeah.
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Hey, you know what? We should
blow off some steam tonight.
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There is this tiny horse
dressage competition...
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- Like, mini-horses?
- Yeah.
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I mean, that's all the stuff I like.
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Small horses that are doing
choreographed dances?
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- That's... to me.
- That's why I suggested it.
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- Wow.
- So you wanna go?
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Um, obviously. That's the
only thing I wanna do.
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Oh, my God. My troll is back.
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Oh.
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"I bet your dad got cancer on purpose
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just so that he could die
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and finally get away from
his fat pig daughter."
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God, how does he even
know that my dad is sick?
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Honestly, fuck this dude.
We should track him down.
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Yeah, like, no one would
say this shit to my face.
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Like we have to track
this motherfucker down
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and slice him open.
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- You ready to go to the Dark Web?
- Yeah.
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Fuck this fuckin' piece of
shit. I'm gonna kill him.
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Be cool, Angus.
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You're not listening
to this, right, bud?
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- I didn't hear shit.
- What?
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- I didn't hear shit.
- That's what I thought.
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Now shut the fuck up and
look at your computer.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I'm different.
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I mean...
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It's like I'm looking in the mirror.
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Give me a signal you're OK, buddy.
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Nice.
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Just trying to get the shading.
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God, you're beautiful.
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O-M-G.
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We're connecting so hard right now.
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I think that looks like you, right?
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I wish I could take my pills in cheese.
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I guess I can.
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Ahhh...
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Remember, we're in a womb.
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Or a butt, or wherever
you guys come out of.
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Ha ha ha.
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Light... is a guide...
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Keep it together.
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Ahhh...
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Yeah, man.
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Whoo! Oww!
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Hey, Maureen?
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- Uh, we have a little IT issue.
- Drop it on me, baby.
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OK. Um, do you have any idea how
we might find the real identity
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of someone who's trolling
me in the comments?
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Yeah, I can... Yeah.
I can do that, yeah.
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Oh, wow, I wish I would've
done that when I had a troll.
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Oh, y-you had a troll too?
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It's... It's a nightmare.
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Yeah, yeah, 'cause I'm a
woman that plays video games
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so men on the internet want me to die.
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Or some of them want me to get
naked, but then they want me to die.
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God. Well, how did you make it stop?
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I changed my avatar to a
picture of Bradley Cooper
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in American Sniper.
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- So sad.
- Smart.
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OK, so, uh, Andy's computer has a virus,
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and then I have to do horoscopes
and then I have to do obituaries,
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which take a little time
because, you know, families.
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- And, uh, you know...
- Yeah.
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if nobody else dies, I should be
able to get it done by tomorrow.
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Oh, my... That's... That's
a lot of shit, Maureen.
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Yes. It is.
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- So, mini-horses at 8:00?
- Yeah, that's great.
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You guys going to that
thing at the Expo?
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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Wow.
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OK, well, thanks, Maureen.
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- OK.
- See ya.
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I have plans too.
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Surprise, surprise.
260
00:12:37,388 --> 00:12:40,884
Guess what I got to celebrate
the good cancer news.
261
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,980
- It isn't.
- It is.
262
00:12:42,983 --> 00:12:46,230
My God! You are an angel from heaven
263
00:12:46,239 --> 00:12:48,684
dressed as my very own daughter.
264
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,370
Yeah, I was driving past Atomic Sub
265
00:12:51,374 --> 00:12:54,589
and the sign was there, said "The
meatball sub is back, baby."
266
00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:56,233
But they haven't had these forever!
267
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,260
I don't understand why they don't
just have it all the time.
268
00:12:58,263 --> 00:13:00,260
I guess the wait makes it special.
269
00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:01,430
Oh...
270
00:13:01,436 --> 00:13:03,390
- Oh, yeah. Ooh.
- I love you.
271
00:13:03,398 --> 00:13:05,230
- Oh, I love you!
- It stinks so good.
272
00:13:06,404 --> 00:13:09,780
It's kinda weird not to be
eating these in the car.
273
00:13:09,787 --> 00:13:12,950
You know? Like, it feels very
glamorous to be at a table.
274
00:13:15,548 --> 00:13:18,381
Mmm. That is heaven.
275
00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:23,020
So...
276
00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:24,721
I read your article.
277
00:13:25,359 --> 00:13:27,140
Mm.
278
00:13:30,452 --> 00:13:34,380
I had... I had no idea you
felt that way about yourself.
279
00:13:36,422 --> 00:13:38,590
Kinda broke my heart.
280
00:13:38,594 --> 00:13:40,720
I'm sorry, Dad. I...
281
00:13:40,723 --> 00:13:43,470
No, no, no, no, no. Fuck "sorry."
282
00:13:43,478 --> 00:13:46,100
I'm glad you wrote that.
283
00:13:46,109 --> 00:13:48,230
You're a force, man.
284
00:13:48,238 --> 00:13:50,860
I've always known it... now
everybody else does too.
285
00:13:50,869 --> 00:13:55,410
Well, I wasn't planning
on writing it, I just...
286
00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:58,460
I got so fuckin' mad, I just did.
287
00:13:58,466 --> 00:14:02,430
Yeah. Well, people do amazing
stuff when they're pissed off.
288
00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:04,730
That's how beautiful shit happens.
289
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,150
Hey...
290
00:14:07,151 --> 00:14:08,931
I know how we should celebrate.
291
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:12,226
Well, I... I thought that
this was the celebration.
292
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,436
No, no, no. Boodle-ee-doop.
293
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,370
Oh, my God. No.
294
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:19,900
Boodle-e-doo. Jam session.
Jam sesh, come on!
295
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,180
No. I don't know how to play anymore.
296
00:14:22,181 --> 00:14:25,430
Honestly. I'm serious. No.
297
00:14:25,437 --> 00:14:26,980
All right.
298
00:14:26,982 --> 00:14:29,190
I respect that.
299
00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:35,490
That was crazy.
300
00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:42,720
Oh, fuck. She called you?
301
00:14:42,722 --> 00:14:44,560
What was she thinking?
302
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,230
Hello, my love.
303
00:14:47,231 --> 00:14:49,012
Did you make it to the other side?
304
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,557
- Yeah, he's doin' really great.
- Thanks.
305
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,280
Well, I can take it from here.
306
00:14:53,284 --> 00:14:55,144
You can go back to being
a full-time dirtbag now.
307
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,399
I was actually wondering
if I could stick around
308
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,520
- until Annie got home?
- No.
309
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,568
There's a "No Ryan" rule in this house.
310
00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:04,612
That sucks... because I'm Ryan.
311
00:15:05,768 --> 00:15:08,310
You have no right to be
anywhere near Annie.
312
00:15:08,314 --> 00:15:10,109
Do you even realize how amazing she is?
313
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,150
Yeah. She's the best.
314
00:15:12,156 --> 00:15:14,630
Annie's my family. And even
though she's going through
315
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,419
a little bit of a selfish
phase right now,
316
00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:18,120
I would do anything for her.
317
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,751
Look, I get it.
318
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:23,510
My brother is a fuckin' idiot,
319
00:15:23,512 --> 00:15:25,175
but I'd kill for him.
320
00:15:26,017 --> 00:15:28,890
Every time you treat her
like dirt, which is often,
321
00:15:28,898 --> 00:15:31,054
and she comes crawling
back, that fucks with me.
322
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,808
Because she's not that girl.
She's the girl in her article.
323
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,352
What article?
324
00:15:37,247 --> 00:15:40,231
Dude, you suck so bad.
325
00:15:42,216 --> 00:15:44,402
Can I please stay until she gets back?
326
00:15:45,932 --> 00:15:48,150
- Fine.
- Thanks.
327
00:15:56,035 --> 00:15:58,910
That's it, baby, rock on.
328
00:16:03,174 --> 00:16:04,800
Oh, yeah, you're terrible.
329
00:16:04,803 --> 00:16:07,216
Yeah. That's bad.
330
00:16:09,813 --> 00:16:12,900
Oh, you're having a jam sesh.
331
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,141
- Oh. Honey.
- Hey, Mom.
332
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:20,980
- Oh. Are you staying for dinner?
- No, no. We already ate.
333
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:26,010
Oh, tell me you did not bring
this crap into our house.
334
00:16:26,012 --> 00:16:27,970
- Did you?
- Honey, come on.
335
00:16:27,974 --> 00:16:30,180
Yeah, relax. It's a meatball sub.
336
00:16:30,187 --> 00:16:32,649
It's one sandwich, one day,
337
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:34,820
and Dad got good test results today.
338
00:16:34,821 --> 00:16:37,739
Yeah, today, but that doesn't
mean he's home free.
339
00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:39,760
We still have to worry
about our health...
340
00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:41,079
OK, you don't have to control
341
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,760
every single thing that we eat.
342
00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:46,199
OK. Yeah, well, you know,
I read your article,
343
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,850
and I know I'm the horrible mother
who forced you your whole life
344
00:16:49,851 --> 00:16:51,927
to eat healthy and exercise.
345
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,980
And now all my friends
are readin' about it.
346
00:16:53,984 --> 00:16:57,099
- So that's great.
- Well, I feel some of those things,
347
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,239
- so I wrote them.
- Then why didn't you come to me
348
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,560
and talk to me about it first?
349
00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:03,919
Instead you just publish it so
the whole world can see it!
350
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,479
Yeah, because that's what
you actually care about.
351
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,840
You can say it's about my health,
352
00:17:07,845 --> 00:17:10,571
but all you actually care about
is what other people think.
353
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,729
That is not true, Annie.
354
00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:16,149
Yes, it is. And you micromanage
everything, and it's not just me.
355
00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:17,940
Now that Dad's sick, you
get to do it to him,
356
00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:19,419
- and you love it.
- Annie.
357
00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:21,830
What? I... um, somebody has to tell her.
358
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,709
You're suffocating both of us.
359
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,940
Hey, Annie, that's enough!
360
00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:28,599
Dad, I'm just defending both of us.
361
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,200
You know how hard your mom works?!
362
00:17:30,975 --> 00:17:34,052
She busts her ass all
the time for everyone.
363
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,569
- And you are acting like a little brat...
- I just...
364
00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:37,973
... thinkin' about yourself.
365
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:41,184
Your mom thinks about everybody.
Can't you see that?
366
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,540
Dad, I'm sorry, but you have to admit,
367
00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:46,619
she's on my back
constantly, and I never...
368
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,400
Fuck!
369
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,988
Just knock it off.
370
00:18:34,811 --> 00:18:37,440
Hey. Hey, buddy.
371
00:18:37,441 --> 00:18:40,244
- You feelin' better? You seem better.
- Hey.
372
00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:45,240
Hey. What's this?
373
00:18:45,248 --> 00:18:48,920
It's for my hard-workin'
lady. It's a grilled cheese.
374
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:55,430
What's wrong?
375
00:18:55,435 --> 00:19:00,160
Oh, hey. You're OK.
376
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,550
What do you think he's dreamin' about?
377
00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:13,402
Probably, like, a poodle in a bikini...
378
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:17,323
... eating a big, juicy steak.
379
00:19:18,022 --> 00:19:21,320
- Yeah, that sounds right.
- Mm-hmm.
380
00:19:22,573 --> 00:19:25,957
Hey. You're OK, right?
381
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,710
Yeah. It's just...
382
00:19:29,712 --> 00:19:33,300
today was... horrible.
383
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,970
But...
384
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:37,810
thanks for taking care of Bonkers.
385
00:19:37,812 --> 00:19:41,097
It was truly the one thing that
I didn't have to worry about.
386
00:19:42,445 --> 00:19:45,059
Hey, it's part of the job. Right?
387
00:19:45,703 --> 00:19:48,438
I don't know. Is it?
388
00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:51,180
Annie...
389
00:19:54,386 --> 00:19:55,778
I'm bad at this.
390
00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:59,890
I don't know what I'm doing.
391
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:04,495
And whenever I try, it just ends up bad.
392
00:20:05,491 --> 00:20:07,700
So I don't try.
393
00:20:07,705 --> 00:20:11,586
But I feel better... when I'm with you.
394
00:20:14,301 --> 00:20:16,549
I want you to be my girlfriend.
395
00:20:16,973 --> 00:20:18,400
I mean, I...
396
00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:21,230
I want that.
397
00:20:21,231 --> 00:20:24,190
I want to be your girlfriend, but I...
398
00:20:24,196 --> 00:20:27,700
I don't want to just be,
like, an obligation to you.
399
00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:30,450
No, no! I... I want this.
400
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,565
I just need your help.
401
00:20:33,005 --> 00:20:36,380
I'll help you, but you
have to help me, too.
402
00:20:36,387 --> 00:20:40,219
You know? So that we
can, like, work together
403
00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:41,520
and make it good.
404
00:20:41,523 --> 00:20:44,702
Yes. I'll make it good.
405
00:20:47,367 --> 00:20:48,830
OK.
406
00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:53,720
But... I need you to fuck me now. OK?
407
00:20:55,676 --> 00:20:58,510
I'm not just gonna fuck you.
408
00:20:58,515 --> 00:21:00,770
I'm gonna make fuck to you.
409
00:21:15,966 --> 00:21:19,230
- Shall we go upstairs?
- Mm, no.
410
00:21:30,495 --> 00:21:32,790
- Right here?
- Yeah.
411
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,543
Cool.
412
00:21:50,786 --> 00:21:53,061
Can I take this off?
413
00:22:00,973 --> 00:22:04,729
I'm super smooth.
414
00:22:04,730 --> 00:22:06,284
Come here.
415
00:22:27,192 --> 00:22:29,320
You're so fucking hot.
416
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:36,320
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