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[spooky music]
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♪ ♪
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[thunder rumbles]
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♪ ♪
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- [groans sharply]
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- This is where
it all started,
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when I became
a different person,
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when I almost sent
the entire world
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back to the dark ages.
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♪ ♪
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But to understand
how I got here,
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we have to go back
to the not so dark ages.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Tell me you're indestructible
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without telling me
you're indestructible.
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I'll go first.
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[electricity crackles]
[screaming]
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I'm okay.
- Quiet down.
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I'm watching a BooTube video
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called "50 ways to Hurt
a Bad Guy with a Rusty Spoon."
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- You can't hurt anybody
with a rusty spoo--ow!
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That hurt.
- I said quiet down.
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- They're making more noise
than I am.
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- Hey, guys,
we're supposed to be testing
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this new fight training game.
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- Yeah,
where did that thing come from?
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- Oh, I found it
in this strange package
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outside the Man's Nest.
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- You found a strange package,
and you just brought it inside?
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- The return label
said fun town.
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- Well, I'm glad you did
'cause I'm about
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to beat this purple suit guy.
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- That's not purple suit guy.
That's Rick Twittler.
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- Who's Rick Twittler?
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- Who's Rick Twittler?
Ow!
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Stop it!
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- [grunts]
- Just--
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- Hey.
- That's Rick Twittler.
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He's a computer genius
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who invented TwitFlash.
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- Love TwitFlash.
- Same.
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- It's a toxic community.
- That's why I love it.
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- Yeah, well,
Rick Twittler didn't.
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Once he saw how social media
ruined the world,
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he created
a living computer virus
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to kill the internet forever.
Check it out.
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- I am virus.
I spread and destroy.
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- That's it?
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- What do you mean,
"that's it?"
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Those viruses were terrifying.
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- Well, sure, but, I mean,
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who cares if someone
destroys the internet?
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- I know I don't.
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- It doesn't really affect us.
- I couldn't care less.
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- The world runs on internet.
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Without it, everything's chaos.
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Food shortages, power outages,
no more video games,
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no more--Chapa, so help me,
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you throw one more rusty spoon
at me!
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- Humanity has existed
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for tens of thousands
of years before the internet.
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I mean, I think we'd be fine.
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- Oh, yeah, well,
maybe I'll just turn off
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our internet right now.
- Go ahead, old man.
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- Welcome to the dark ages.
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[alarms blaring]
[people screaming]
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- Warning, internet down.
Repeat, internet down.
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Please proceed to panic.
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- What happened
to the internet?
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I was taking a wireless shower.
- Turned it off.
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- But I can't download water
without the internet.
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Now turn it back on, Ray!
- Hey, easy.
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- Internet back on.
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- Thank you.
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- All right, well that
was a whole ten seconds
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without the internet.
Let's check in on Mika.
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[soft dramatic music]
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What you up to, hon?
- Panicked.
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Tried making an internet box
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out of sticks and gum
because internet gone.
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- Okay.
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Chapa,
trying to eat your keyboard?
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- Bleh.
I got hungry.
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- Well, can I ask
these two for some food
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'cause it looks like they're
trying to cook Tiny Ray.
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- [high-pitched]
I'm not food.
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I'm Tiny Ray.
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- I don't know
what came over me, man.
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- Let's never speak
of this again.
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- I'm happy to as soon as I get
a thank you from all of you
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for defeating Rick Twittler,
his computer viruses,
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and saving the internet
and the entire world.
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[together]
Thank you, Ray.
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- Henry did
most of the fighting.
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- Go take your shower.
- [gasps]
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- Bosey.
- Cappy.
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- I need you
to pick up all this junk,
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load it into a trash rocket,
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book me a cheese massage,
and take Tiny Ray back to jail.
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- [high-pitched]
You'll never catch me!
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- No can do, boss.
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- Oh, I do not pay you
to be my assistant
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to tell me no.
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- You don't pay him
to be your assistant at all.
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- Bose please levitate Chapa
away from me.
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- Ooh, too scared of her
to do that.
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And Brainstorm's
got a pair of PearFace date
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with someone who bid on me
at that charity auction
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for endangered napping turtles.
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- Oh, you got a date?
Ah, that's cute.
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I got two dates
from that auction, buddy.
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Raised over 200 bucks.
- Bose got 1,000.
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- Some girl paid $1,000 dollars
to go on a date with you?
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- No, sir, 1,000 girls
paid a thousand dollars each
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to go on a date with me.
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- There's no way
a thousand girls paid $1,000
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to go on a date
with Brainstorm.
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- Each.
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- If they did,
they'd be talking about it
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all over the news.
- They are.
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- Breaking news,
1,000 girls
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paid $1,000 to go on a date
with Brainstorm.
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- Each.
- That's right, Mary.
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- Brainstorm broke
the previous record
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for charity dates,
edging out Captain Man's
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original record of two.
- Ouch.
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- Why--why even bring me up?
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- Taking you now
to the five-day forecast.
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The next few days are fine,
but five days from now,
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the weather
is going to turn spooky.
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- Dang it.
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- Yeah, I hate
spooky weather too.
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- I like silly weather.
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- No, I just can't beat
this Twittler guy in the game.
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- I beat him in real life.
Turned his brain into oatmeal.
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In fact, I'm pretty sure
his body's
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still around here somewhere.
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Anyway, give me the goggles.
I want to play.
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- No.
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I am not gonna do anything else
until I beat this game,
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so everyone
just stay out of my way!
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- ♪ Mika's on a mission,
gonna level up ♪
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♪ Grinding her time,
gonna beat the boss ♪
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♪ And they'll all say ♪
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♪ Get out of the way ♪
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- Hiyah!
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- ♪ Spending all day
playing ninja games ♪
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♪ Racking up that XP,
finding Easter eggs ♪
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♪ And they'll all say
what's her name? ♪
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♪ She's beaten the boss,
and there's never a loss ♪
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♪ And she's kicking
and punching ♪
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♪ No matter the cost,
we're going down, down, down ♪
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♪ Who will save you now? ♪
- That is it.
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- ♪ Mika, look out for ♪
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♪ Look out for ♪
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♪ The highest score ♪
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- Took me five days
to master that game,
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but I finally beat it.
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[grunts]
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Whoo, whoo!
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- Keep it down.
Some of us are sleeping.
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- Sorry.
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- Well done.
You've unlocked a new skin.
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[high-pitched tone]
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- [screaming]
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No!
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[high-pitched tone continues]
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No!
No!
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Ah!
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[ominous music]
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♪ ♪
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- It all just kind of happened.
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[all speaking at once]
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- Stop talking!
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- ♪ Danger ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Danger,
one, two, three, force ♪
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[alarm blares]
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[together]
Emergency!
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- That's just the doorbell.
- I know.
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[upbeat music]
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- Aw, that's right.
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Oh, that's gouda.
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- I've gotten used
to the weekly cheese massages,
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but I got a lot of questions
about that monkey.
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- Same.
- Who, this little guy?
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That's my new helper monkey.
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He's my assistant now
since Bose is so busy
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with his precious
thousand dates.
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- What was that?
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I was making a reservation
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for one
of my precious thousand dates.
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- Ugh, cheese me, monkey.
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[monkey chirps]
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Thank you.
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- So that monkey's taking over
all of Bose's assistant duties?
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- That's right,
and if my timing is correct,
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which it always is,
thanks to the little guy here,
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this week's trash rocket
should be blasting off
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in exactly
three, two, one...
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And 1/2.
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[rocket whooshes]
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Right on time.
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- I hate to go
all Mika on this one,
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but I have serious questions
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about why we're blasting
our trash into space?
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- Our stupid garbage man
was giving me lip
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about having to pick up
toxic waste.
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- So your solution was to load
all of our trash into a rocket
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and shoot it into space?
- That's right.
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And now my toenail clippings
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are orbiting this
big, blue marble we call home.
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- Weird flex but okay.
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- Hey there fellow
Danger Force crime fighters.
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Hope you're all
having a good day
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just as I, Mika, am having.
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Don't mind me.
please return to your business.
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[hums melody]
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- I've made peace
with the cheese massages.
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I've gotten used
to the monkey...
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[monkey chirps]
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But now I got a lot
of questions about Mika.
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- Yeah, she's acting
kind of sus.
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- So sus.
- Mad sus.
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- I'm sorry, sus?
- Yeah sus, suspicious.
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Like when you tell people
you're under 40.
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- That's sus.
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- Too sus.
- So sus.
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- All right,
next person that says "sus"
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is putting a dollar
in the sus jar.
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- Bruh, another jar?
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- Keep over slinging
that stupid internet slang,
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I'm making another jar.
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- We've already
got the cringe jar,
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the yeet jar.
We've got the dab jar.
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- The toxic jar,
the glizzy jar.
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- The Henry jar
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because you couldn't stop
talking about Henry.
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- Which is very sus by the way.
- Hey, you guys made that one.
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There's nothing sus
about talking about Henry.
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- Hello again, danger friends.
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It is I, Mika Macklin,
your pal from before?
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Don't mind me.
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I'm just bringing
this rocket fuel through
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for normal work purposes.
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Well...
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- Okay, she's
definitely acting sus.
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- Sus for sure.
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- I agree that she's
acting suspicious.
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- One of us should follow her
and see what's up.
253
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,275
- Yeah, but following
and seeing what's up
254
00:10:55,344 --> 00:10:58,344
is usually a Mika job.
- So what do we do?
255
00:10:58,413 --> 00:11:00,448
- Pretend it didn't happen
and get a cheese massage?
256
00:11:00,517 --> 00:11:02,344
- Ooh, great idea.
257
00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:05,137
[electricity crackles]
- Ow, oh!
258
00:11:07,413 --> 00:11:08,310
- Cheese please.
259
00:11:13,241 --> 00:11:14,551
Mmm.
260
00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:16,724
That's much cheddar.
261
00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:20,931
♪ ♪
262
00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:34,551
- Hey, handsome?
263
00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:37,068
- Captain Man's making you
do prisoner checks?
264
00:11:37,137 --> 00:11:40,000
What'd you do, Mika?
Throw out his hair gel?
265
00:11:40,068 --> 00:11:43,275
- Aw, I'm sorry.
Mika isn't home right now.
266
00:11:43,344 --> 00:11:44,758
If you'd like
to leave a message,
267
00:11:44,827 --> 00:11:46,482
I'll still ignore you.
268
00:11:46,551 --> 00:11:48,517
- Uh, I don't think
that's Mika.
269
00:11:48,586 --> 00:11:51,482
- And the fur dumpster
wins a prize.
270
00:11:51,551 --> 00:11:52,620
- Is it my freedom?
271
00:11:52,689 --> 00:11:54,931
- [laughs]
No.
272
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,344
- So who are you?
'Cause you look like Mika.
273
00:11:57,413 --> 00:11:58,620
- Oh, really?
274
00:11:58,689 --> 00:12:00,655
[ominous music]
275
00:12:00,724 --> 00:12:02,137
- How about now?
276
00:12:02,206 --> 00:12:03,724
- [gasps]
- [gasps]
277
00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:04,827
- [high-pitched]
Whoa.
278
00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:06,448
- Wait, who are you?
279
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,344
- Wait, sorry,
no idea who you are.
280
00:12:08,413 --> 00:12:10,172
I'm a quick gasper.
- Nothing here.
281
00:12:10,241 --> 00:12:11,655
- Are you Trent Overunder?
282
00:12:11,724 --> 00:12:14,551
- I'm Rick Twittler,
Captain Man's greatest enemy.
283
00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:18,275
- Actually, that's me.
- Actually, it's not.
284
00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:21,413
- Captain Man's greatest enemy
is the slow march of time.
285
00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:22,862
- Oh!
[laughs]
286
00:12:22,931 --> 00:12:24,862
Snap.
- [chuckles]
287
00:12:24,931 --> 00:12:28,862
Fine.
I'm his second greatest enemy.
288
00:12:28,931 --> 00:12:30,689
- So what are you
doing in Mika?
289
00:12:30,758 --> 00:12:32,068
- Long story short,
290
00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:34,172
I uploaded
my entire consciousness
291
00:12:34,241 --> 00:12:37,172
into a supercomputer,
you know, as a backup plan.
292
00:12:37,241 --> 00:12:38,689
- Yeah, like I always keep
293
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,931
a few extra doughnuts
lying around just in case.
294
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,137
- You've had doughnuts
this whole time?
295
00:12:43,206 --> 00:12:46,344
- Uh, no.
- We're not falling for it.
296
00:12:46,413 --> 00:12:49,551
- Anyway, it took a few years,
297
00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:51,310
but that consciousness
finally found a way
298
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,379
to insert itself
into a video game,
299
00:12:53,448 --> 00:12:56,448
and once that game
was delivered to Danger Force,
300
00:12:56,517 --> 00:12:59,172
it was game on.
301
00:12:59,241 --> 00:13:02,310
- Sick plan, my dude.
Go on.
302
00:13:02,379 --> 00:13:04,517
- Whichever member of
Danger Force was good enough
303
00:13:04,586 --> 00:13:06,965
to beat the game
got a special prize.
304
00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:08,310
- Was it a doughnut?
305
00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:10,655
- Not a doughnut!
Me, Rick Twittler.
306
00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:13,758
I'm in Mika's brain.
- Oh, yeah, I forgot.
307
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:17,103
- So now I know everything
Mika knows including a lot more
308
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:18,931
than I care to know
about horses.
309
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,620
- Listen up, Twittler,
310
00:13:20,689 --> 00:13:23,172
whatever it is you've
got planned for Captain Man,
311
00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:25,275
I can definitely make it worse.
312
00:13:25,344 --> 00:13:29,000
- Oh, yeah, this guy's crazy.
- Oh, I'm sure you can.
313
00:13:29,068 --> 00:13:31,517
Kind of got a lot
going on right now
314
00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:33,103
with the whole
possessing someone else
315
00:13:33,172 --> 00:13:34,655
so I can kill the internet
and send humanity
316
00:13:34,724 --> 00:13:36,965
back to the dark ages.
- The what?
317
00:13:37,034 --> 00:13:38,586
- A simpler time.
I feel you.
318
00:13:38,655 --> 00:13:42,241
- I feel that.
- But be ready, Drexy.
319
00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:43,517
I might let you out
if I need you.
320
00:13:43,586 --> 00:13:45,379
- Can you let me out
right now though?
321
00:13:45,448 --> 00:13:46,689
- Do you have
any more doughnuts?
322
00:13:46,758 --> 00:13:48,172
- None that I haven't licked.
323
00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:49,724
- Then I'm never
gonna to let you out.
324
00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:52,000
- Oh, why you got to do
Chest Monster like that?
325
00:13:53,068 --> 00:13:55,931
[upbeat music]
326
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,379
♪ ♪
327
00:13:57,448 --> 00:14:00,965
- Monkey, I do believe
these are the salad days.
328
00:14:01,034 --> 00:14:03,275
[monkey chirps]
329
00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:04,655
Love you too, buddy.
330
00:14:08,482 --> 00:14:12,172
- Ray, your massage table
is starting to stink.
331
00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:14,034
- Cheese never goes bad,
Schwoz,
332
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,689
just gets more expensive.
333
00:14:15,758 --> 00:14:18,172
- But look at
all the flies on it.
334
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,068
[flies buzzing]
335
00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:26,551
- Fine, throw it away.
336
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:29,551
- And we ran out
of trash rockets.
337
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:30,793
- So buy more.
338
00:14:30,862 --> 00:14:32,482
Take the money
out of the Henry jar.
339
00:14:32,551 --> 00:14:34,896
[rocket humming]
340
00:14:34,965 --> 00:14:39,551
- Weird, that sounds like
one of the rockets right now.
341
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:42,758
And where did that rope tied
around your ankle come from?
342
00:14:42,827 --> 00:14:44,034
- Oh, would you look at--
343
00:14:44,103 --> 00:14:47,206
[screams]
344
00:14:53,724 --> 00:14:55,275
- Huh.
345
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:57,137
He's not gonna
be happy about that.
346
00:15:01,241 --> 00:15:03,137
- I am not happy about this!
347
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:06,344
- Oh yeah, no one's liking
your electric eel Clik Clok?
348
00:15:06,413 --> 00:15:08,103
- No.
Why, are they not?
349
00:15:08,172 --> 00:15:09,379
all: Eh.
350
00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:10,793
- Yeah, whatever.
You know what?
351
00:15:10,862 --> 00:15:12,413
I was just out there
taking a nice sun
352
00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:14,000
with my helper monkey
353
00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:15,379
when someone tied me
to a trash rocket
354
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,724
and launched me into space.
355
00:15:18,172 --> 00:15:19,448
Oh, what?
No one's gonna gasp?
356
00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:20,551
- My bad.
- Oh, my fault.
357
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,862
[all gasp]
358
00:15:21,931 --> 00:15:23,344
- Hey, know what?
359
00:15:23,413 --> 00:15:25,275
Don't give me your pity gasps,
especially you.
360
00:15:25,344 --> 00:15:26,448
- What did I do?
361
00:15:26,517 --> 00:15:27,758
- Sorry, can you move over?
362
00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:32,034
- Surely, you can't mean me,
363
00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:34,103
Mika Macklin,
your pal from before.
364
00:15:34,172 --> 00:15:37,000
- You're not Mika
my pal from before at all.
365
00:15:37,068 --> 00:15:39,379
- Well, of course, I am.
Tell them, Miles.
366
00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:41,310
It's me, your sister,
daughter of our parents?
367
00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:42,620
Allow me to prove it to you
368
00:15:42,689 --> 00:15:44,172
by telling you
how many teeth a horse has.
369
00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:46,620
- You have been
acting sus all day.
370
00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:50,620
- Yeah, big time sus.
- Sustin Bieber.
371
00:15:52,206 --> 00:15:53,482
- You're just
being paranoid, friends.
372
00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:56,758
It must be the spooky weather.
- Oh, is it?
373
00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:58,724
You see, as I
was freeing myself
374
00:15:58,793 --> 00:15:59,965
from the trash rocket,
there was a moment
375
00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:01,551
where I was suspended
in midair.
376
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:03,448
I thought
about the word suspended,
377
00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:05,931
and it made me think about
how much I hate the word sus.
378
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,482
And then I thought,
"You know what's really sus?
379
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,931
"A video game that just
shows up at your doorstep
380
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,068
"with no return address label
381
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,586
and a sign
that says 'play me.'"
382
00:16:13,655 --> 00:16:16,241
Seems like something
a bad guy would make.
383
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:19,275
That's when it hit me.
Shh, boom!
384
00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:22,034
The video game is
how some bad guy
385
00:16:22,103 --> 00:16:24,344
has taken control of Mika.
386
00:16:24,413 --> 00:16:26,758
And there's only one bad guy
in all Swellview,
387
00:16:26,827 --> 00:16:30,000
nay, the world
who's smart enough
388
00:16:30,068 --> 00:16:32,896
to pull that off.
Dr. Minyak!
389
00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:34,379
[all gasp]
390
00:16:34,448 --> 00:16:36,413
- Oh, now you guys gasp?
391
00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:39,172
- I am a lot smarter
than that idiot Minyak.
392
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:43,172
- Bill Evil!
393
00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:44,586
- What?
No, come on.
394
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,275
Who is your greatest enemy?
395
00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:47,724
- [gasps]
The Toddler!
396
00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:49,517
- Ooh, that devil.
- He's a man child.
397
00:16:49,586 --> 00:16:51,517
- Lil' Dynamite.
- He's a literal child!
398
00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:53,000
- Jeff!
- Jeff!
399
00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:54,448
- Ugh.
- Krampus?
400
00:16:54,517 --> 00:16:55,689
He messed us all up.
- Oh, I hate that guy.
401
00:16:55,758 --> 00:16:58,482
- No!
Your greatest enemy.
402
00:16:58,551 --> 00:16:59,724
Think.
403
00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:02,551
- Oh, I got it!
404
00:17:03,862 --> 00:17:05,792
It's the slow march of time.
- No!
405
00:17:05,862 --> 00:17:08,205
- Got it, yes!
- Rick Twittler.
406
00:17:08,275 --> 00:17:09,655
- Oh, yeah,
Rick Twittler would know.
407
00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:11,689
He knows lots of smart people.
- I'm Rick Twittler!
408
00:17:11,758 --> 00:17:13,655
[all gasp]
409
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,586
- Twittler.
- Knew it all along.
410
00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:21,550
- You did not.
- So obvious.
411
00:17:21,619 --> 00:17:23,827
- You guessed Jeff
before you guessed me.
412
00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:25,862
- We got there
eventually, right?
413
00:17:25,931 --> 00:17:27,344
- All right, everybody,
step back.
414
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,000
I'm going to shock Twittler
out of Mika's body.
415
00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:32,793
- No one's zapping her.
416
00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:34,931
That Twittler's
still my sister.
417
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,724
- Thanks for your concern,
but I don't need your help
418
00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:39,827
'cause I've got a superpower,
419
00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:42,724
and I can't wait
to tell you about it.
420
00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:45,241
- The heck was that?
- That's not how Mika does it.
421
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:46,310
It's more like...
422
00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:48,206
- Yeah.
- I got it, I got it.
423
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,896
- It's gotta come
from the diaphragm.
424
00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:51,655
Get it--diaphragm.
Bring it up.
425
00:17:51,724 --> 00:17:53,965
- [chuckles]
Minyak would have done it.
426
00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:56,827
- Yeah, yeah,
less yapping, more zapping!
427
00:17:56,896 --> 00:17:58,482
[grunts]
- [screams]
428
00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:04,137
- My sister!
- Sorry.
429
00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:09,103
- I'm okay.
How's Twittler?
430
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:10,586
- I think
she knocked herself out
431
00:18:10,655 --> 00:18:12,206
but Rick Twittler's
still in there.
432
00:18:12,275 --> 00:18:15,620
- So what do we do now?
- I could shock her harder.
433
00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:18,068
- Did someone say "new plan"?
434
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:20,862
- No.
435
00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:23,620
- New plan.
[chuckles]
436
00:18:23,689 --> 00:18:25,137
Why, yes, I've got one.
437
00:18:26,448 --> 00:18:28,931
Step one, we take Mika's body
438
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,620
to a place where she
is surrounded by things
439
00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:33,620
that make her happy
and comfortable.
440
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:35,034
- A horse's birthday party?
441
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:39,931
- No.
Just her bedroom.
442
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,275
- Cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool.
443
00:18:41,344 --> 00:18:43,000
- Yeah, that's easier.
- And then what do we do?
444
00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:46,586
- Then we perform an exorcism.
445
00:18:46,655 --> 00:18:48,793
[thunder rumbles]
446
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:51,793
And we will exercise
the Rick Twittler
447
00:18:51,862 --> 00:18:55,931
out of her body.
[chuckles]
448
00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,310
- Exercise?
I can definitely do that.
449
00:19:00,379 --> 00:19:04,103
Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Somebody switch with me.
450
00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:07,344
- [screams]
- We just started.
451
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,965
- And it's working.
452
00:19:09,034 --> 00:19:11,655
- No, it's not.
I'm Rick Twittler.
453
00:19:11,724 --> 00:19:12,965
- Not for long.
454
00:19:13,034 --> 00:19:15,275
Come on, everybody.
Keep exercising.
455
00:19:16,793 --> 00:19:18,379
- Bosey,
switch with me please.
456
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:21,482
- All that time in the gym,
and you don't do any cardio?
457
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,275
- I do cardio!
458
00:19:23,344 --> 00:19:25,655
It's just that
it was leg day yesterday
459
00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:27,724
and I don't want my legs
to get too swole.
460
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,758
- Uh-huh.
- Keep going.
461
00:19:29,827 --> 00:19:32,103
Nobody rests
until she's not possessed.
462
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,379
[knocks]
463
00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:35,620
- Hey, what's going on
in there?
464
00:19:35,689 --> 00:19:37,517
- It's my mom.
465
00:19:37,586 --> 00:19:39,379
- It sounds like
you're exercising.
466
00:19:39,448 --> 00:19:42,896
I hope no one's doing cardio
right after leg day.
467
00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:45,379
- I told you.
- We gotta distract her.
468
00:19:45,448 --> 00:19:46,896
- I got it.
Helper monkey.
469
00:19:46,965 --> 00:19:49,275
- Yes.
- We could ask him what to do.
470
00:19:50,862 --> 00:19:53,241
- Or he could
just distract her.
471
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:56,172
Helper monkey, distract.
472
00:19:56,241 --> 00:19:58,724
- Oh, no, get out!
There's a monkey in the house!
473
00:19:58,793 --> 00:20:00,448
I'm so distracted!
474
00:20:00,517 --> 00:20:04,137
- Mika's at the exercise point.
Keep going.
475
00:20:04,206 --> 00:20:07,103
- I need water.
476
00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:12,862
Ugh, ugh, uh.
477
00:20:12,931 --> 00:20:16,620
Watch where you're going!
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh.
478
00:20:16,689 --> 00:20:18,172
[dramatic music]
479
00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:21,068
- [screaming]
480
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,000
[scream distorts
into electronic tones]
481
00:20:29,448 --> 00:20:31,551
- [gasps]
482
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:35,655
Uh, what's everyone
doing in my room?
483
00:20:35,724 --> 00:20:38,862
And why are Ray's legs
so swole?
484
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:43,862
- Well, I hope
you're all happy.
485
00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:45,241
[grunts]
486
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,793
- This Mika is clean.
487
00:20:49,551 --> 00:20:52,586
- [screaming]
- Oh, oh, oh!
488
00:20:55,517 --> 00:20:59,137
- Guys, what's going on?
I'm kind of stuck here.
489
00:20:59,206 --> 00:21:02,172
Guys?
Mom, what's going on?
490
00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:04,241
- I don't know!
There's a monkey on my face!
491
00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:06,206
Does it look like
I know what's going on?
492
00:21:06,275 --> 00:21:07,827
- Okay, hold on!
493
00:21:07,896 --> 00:21:11,413
[upbeat music]
494
00:21:11,482 --> 00:21:13,068
- He says these should hold,
495
00:21:13,137 --> 00:21:16,172
but you'll have
to skip leg day for two weeks.
496
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:18,034
- Ray, I'm sorry
I tied your ankle
497
00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:20,586
to a rocket
and shot you into space.
498
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:22,827
- Hey, you tried
to murk your boss.
499
00:21:22,896 --> 00:21:24,413
Don't beat yourself up
about it.
500
00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:25,689
- It's good to have you back.
501
00:21:25,758 --> 00:21:27,758
- For real.
- Eh, it's fine.
502
00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:29,275
[ethereal whoosh]
503
00:21:29,344 --> 00:21:31,758
- Hey, one of you threw away
those VR goggles, right?
504
00:21:31,827 --> 00:21:33,655
- Yeah, helper monkey
dumped them
505
00:21:33,724 --> 00:21:34,965
in a trash rocket outside,
506
00:21:35,034 --> 00:21:37,827
and as soon
as that thing blasts off,
507
00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:38,793
we're never gonna
have to worry
508
00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:41,172
about Rick Twittler ever again.
509
00:21:41,241 --> 00:21:43,034
- Oh, and my mom got
all the monkey rabies shots,
510
00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:45,172
and the doctor says
she'll be just fine.
511
00:21:45,241 --> 00:21:46,379
- Cheers to that.
512
00:21:46,448 --> 00:21:47,689
- That story is over.
- Ah, so over.
513
00:21:47,758 --> 00:21:49,241
Won't have to worry
about that ever again.
514
00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:52,137
- Everything is coming up
Danger Force.
515
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,689
- But we were wrong.
The story wasn't over.
516
00:21:55,758 --> 00:21:58,344
Not even close.
517
00:21:58,413 --> 00:22:00,344
[ominous music]
518
00:22:00,413 --> 00:22:03,448
- It's not over.
519
00:22:03,517 --> 00:22:05,758
[laughs maniacally]
520
00:22:05,827 --> 00:22:09,068
♪ ♪
521
00:22:13,862 --> 00:22:16,413
- ♪ Always on the scene
in the nick of time ♪
522
00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:18,862
♪ The second I see trouble
I know I'll be fine ♪
523
00:22:18,931 --> 00:22:20,862
♪ I'm okay ♪
524
00:22:20,931 --> 00:22:21,931
♪ ♪
525
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,620
♪ I'm okay ♪
526
00:22:24,689 --> 00:22:27,689
♪ Danger ♪
527
00:22:27,758 --> 00:22:29,931
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
528
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,103
♪ Whoa ♪
529
00:22:34,172 --> 00:22:36,000
♪ Danger,
one, two, three, force ♪
530
00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:40,600
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