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Amir: You don't think
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it's -- like, his eyes
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are a little buggy?
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Chelsea: No. DJ's, like,
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you know, he's seen a lot.
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That's what I think.
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Amir: So his eyes
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pop out of his head?
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Chelsea:
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Yeah, he stay woke.
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Oh, my God.
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Baxter: Oh! Get that away.
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Glenn:
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This is an antique doll
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that I found
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at one of my listings.
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[ Dramatic chord strikes ]
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It was scaring away
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all of my clients.
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I had to get it out of there.
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Andrew: It literally
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just got cold in here
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when you brought that in.
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Amir: Yeah, I felt that.
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Andrew: Can you please
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take that away?
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Glenn: I wish
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I could take it away.
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It's got some
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strange voodoo to it.
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Chelsea:
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I have never liked dolls.
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Baxter: Did it get hurt?
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Why is its arm in a bandage?
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Glenn: I don't know.
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I don't have any --
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Amir: Oh, my God,
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there's hair in the bandage!
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Baxter: Oh.
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Chelsea: No, I don't want it!
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I don't want it!
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I don't want it!
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I don't want it!
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Aah! God! Why?!
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Oh, God, why do its legs
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swing like that?
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Glenn: Oh.
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Chelsea: Oh, God.
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Andrew: It's a doll.
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All we have to do
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is think of it logically
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and have somebody --
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[ Music box plays ]
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Chelsea: Andrew.
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[ Dramatic chord strikes ]
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Baxter: What the fuck?
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Amir: What was that?
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Chelsea: What was that?
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Glenn: Break his gaze.
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Break his gaze.
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Baxter: Break his gaze.
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Andrew: Aah!
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Chelsea:
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God, are you all right?
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Andrew: Get that out of here.
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Baxter: It's got me now.
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It's got me now.
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Chelsea: It's got --
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Baxter: It's got me.
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Chelsea: I'm sorry,
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it's making me do this.
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Andrew: No, it's --
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dolls don't make --
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Chelsea: It's making me.
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I can't stop.
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Glenn: Guys, stop.
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Baxter: Break his gaze.
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Chelsea: Help.
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Glenn: This doll has powers.
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Evil powers.
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I think it's cursed.
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Chelsea: You guys, I'm just
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starting to have, like,
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some really fucked up
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thoughts right now.
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Glenn: I'm just gonna
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point it away, okay?
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No one's looking at it.
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All right?
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Victoria: Hey,
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what are you guys do--
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Aww, who's this
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little baby girl?
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Oh, you're so cute.
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Baxter: Don't look at it.
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Victoria: You're so cute!
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Do you need a mother?
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Do you need a mommy?
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Yes, you do.
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I will be your mommy,
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and I will call you Sarah Beth.
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[ Laughs ]
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So cute.
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Little curls.
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You're all mine now.
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America, I'd like you to meet
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Sarah Beth King.
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Sarah Beth, say hi.
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Say hi, America.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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???
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Amir: I have to go have
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my meeting with DJ.
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Everybody loves this guy.
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Everybody's an idiot.
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[ Knock on door ]
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DJ: Ah, Amir.
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Thank you so much
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for being here.
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Amir: Sorry I'm late.
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Actually, not very sorry at all.
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I was busy making
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tons of money.
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Okay, not tons of money.
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This has been
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a tough quarter for me.
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DJ: You don't have to be
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sorry about anything.
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The stuff that you're doing
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around here is amazing.
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And we're lucky to have you.
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The only thing that would
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put you over the top,
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and I mean Stallone
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this grip style,
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is if you smiled.
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Amir: If I what?
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DJ: Smiled.
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You take one of those cheeks,
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you pull it up.
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You take the other cheek,
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you pull it up,
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and you grab them by the corners
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and you tie them
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behind your ears,
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and there you got
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a smile like that.
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Take it.
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Take one of mine.
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My desk is full of them.
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Amir: I'll tell you
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what's gonna make me smile.
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Making him crack.
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I've never met anyone
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I can't break down.
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I don't trust you.
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I don't fucking believe
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any of this.
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I don't buy your little act,
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you little
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salamander-looking shit.
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DJ: Thank you so much.
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I want to look like
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I am of the sea,
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but also of the land.
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Listen, I'm here
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to be your friend,
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I'm here to be your co-worker,
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and I'm here to be
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the person that you hug
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when you're having a bad day.
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Amir: I don't want
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to be your friend.
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I don't have bad days,
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and I never want to hug you.
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You are hiding something.
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I'm not sure what it is,
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but I will find out.
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DJ: I have an ulterior motive.
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You're right.
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Amir: You piece of sh--
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DJ: I saw that your grandmother
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passed away on Facebook,
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so I got a picture
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framed of her.
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I don't know.
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It's just something small I did.
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Amir: You are good,
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you fucking bastard.
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DJ: You're great, so I can't
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wait to work with you...
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and enjoy your company more.
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Amir: I deeply resent
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this act of kindness.
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I'm out of here.
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Nana, I miss you so much!
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DJ, I hate you so much!
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Nana, I miss you --
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[ Child speaks indistinctly ]
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What the --
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Oh, get me the fuck out of here.
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???
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Glenn: Do you see me rolling?
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Because...
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Because they see me rolling.
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???
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Can't wait to get to Malibu
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for my open house.
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Whoa.
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Whoa, what are
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you guys doing here?
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Okay, uh, if you guys are
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with the cable company,
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you're not supposed to touch
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any of the stuff.
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You're just supposed to --
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you're not -- you're supposed
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to put that down, okay?
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No, no, sir, sir.
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You need to put that down.
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Okay, I need to --
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no, no, no, no.
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You put that back.
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You put that back.
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See? This goes here.
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No, don't take my watch.
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No.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Those go there, okay?
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No, that's my watch.
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Hey, sir, no, no,
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no, no, no, no.
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No! No!
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Do you guys understand no?
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I have dealt with a lot
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of cable repair guys in my time,
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but these three are
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the least professional.
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No.
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I'm saying no.
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Okay, what's going on?
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What?
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Are you gonna give me
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a foot massage?
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What is happening?
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Why would you --
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No, don't do that.
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No. Why would you do that?
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No, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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No! Stop, you give me my shoe.
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Give me my shoe.
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Give me my shoe.
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Stop.
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What are you --
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No, stop, stop, stop.
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Sir, sir, sir.
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Stop. No, sir, stop.
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Okay, I'm not --
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All right, if this is --
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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What? Are you --
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Oh, I'm not this kind of guy.
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I'm not this kind of guy.
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Oh, hey, no.
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No, not this kind of guy.
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I'm not --
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You stop it.
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Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
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Hey, that's my jacket.
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Give me that.
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay, I'm calling
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the cable company.
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You can't...
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I called, and they laughed at me
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for five minutes.
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Then they said I was robbed.
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[ Sobbing ]
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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No!
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???
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Amir: There's three things
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I can't believe.
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One, DJ broke me.
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Two, I'm still homeless.
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[ Vacuum cleaner whirring ]
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And three, Todd is at the office
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this early.
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Todd: [ Chuckles ]
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Hey, babe.
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Woman: Mm-hmm.
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Todd: How was that
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cross-country flight?
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Woman: Mm.
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Todd: Oh, yeah?
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You wearing that same pair
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of panties?
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Woman: Mm-hmm.
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Todd: Oh, yeah.
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Was it muggy
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down there in Tampa?
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Yeah, I saw that 98% humidity.
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Ooh, yeah.
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You in a center seat?
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Woman: Mm-hmm!
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Todd:
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Between two big fat guys?
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Woman: Mm!
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Todd: Oh.
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Well, you save them for me.
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You save them in a cake tin.
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I'll be over in a couple days.
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Woman: Mm!
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Amir: Did he say "cake tin"?
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Jesus, Todd, gross.
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[ Vacuum cleaner whirring ]
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Todd: [ Rapping ] ? Who's
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the number-one vacuum guy? ?
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? It's Todd, it's Todd ?
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? Who's that dustin'
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that funky shelf? ?
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? It's Todd, it's Todd ?
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? Who cleaned the vomit up
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in number two? ?
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? It's Todd, it's Todd ?
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Stop right there!
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? It's Todd, it's Todd,
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It's Todd ?
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? Break it down for me, fellas ?
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???
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? It's Todd, it's Todd ?
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???
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Chelsea: Victoria adopted
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Glenn's evil doll
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and even gave it a name --
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Sarah Beth.
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Baxter: This may make me
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sound like a crazy person,
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but that doll --
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Andrew: No, you're not crazy.
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That doll is haunted.
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Victoria: My little sweetie.
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[ Sighs ]
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Hey, what's up?
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Andrew:
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Nothing. Nothing.
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Victoria:
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I know, that was funny.
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[ Laughs ]
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Who's so pretty?
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This baby's so pretty.
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Hey, can you guys
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make some more coffee?
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Chelsea: Yeah, you got it.
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Victoria: Yes, you are.
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You want to go home to daddy?
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Let's go see daddy.
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Andrew: She's crazy.
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Who's daddy?
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Chelsea: She said,
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"That's so funny."
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The doll told her a joke?
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Baxter: I don't like it at all.
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Chelsea: Disgusting.
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Baxter: Oh, my God!
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Andrew: Oh, my God!
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Chelsea: No! No! No!
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Andrew: Close it, close it.
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Kick it closed.
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Chelsea: Close it.
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Kick it closed.
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Andrew: You got to move the cup.
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It's jammed in there.
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Baxter: I can't.
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I don't want to get it.
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[ Cup shatters ]
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Chelsea: I should've known
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that that would happen.
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Andrew: Oh.
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Baxter: Okay.
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Chelsea: [ Sighs ]
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Why'd she put it
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in the dishwasher?
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Baxter:
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She left with it, right?
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Andrew: Maybe she put it
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in before she left?
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Baxter: She accidentally
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put it in?
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Andrew: She might've
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accidentally thought she --
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She asked us to make coffee,
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so maybe she was saying...
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Baxter: Oh, my God!
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Chelsea: What? Oh!
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Oh, that's it.
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Andrew: Oh! Oh!
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Chelsea: Get away! Get away!
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Get away from...
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00:11:19,542 --> 00:11:21,167
Baxter: What?
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00:11:19,542 --> 00:11:21,167
Chelsea: What the...
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Baxter: She's gone.
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Andrew: She was right there.
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Chelsea:
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It was right behind you.
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Baxter: We all saw her, right?
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Chelsea: We all saw it.
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Andrew:
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Unless we were imagining it.
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Unless it was
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a group imagination.
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Baxter: We're not -- No.
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Andrew: I've never used
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that phrase before.
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00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:37,000
The doll must've
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put it in my head.
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00:11:37,042 --> 00:11:39,167
No, no, no, no, no.
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My problem is I stress eat.
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If I see -- Oh, my --
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Oh, my God.
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00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:42,958
Chelsea: Oh, no!
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00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,708
Andrew: Holy shit.
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00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,708
Chelsea: Shit.
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00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:47,375
Andrew: Hey!
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00:11:45,708 --> 00:11:47,375
She's eating a carrot!
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It took my carrot!
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00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,583
Baxter:
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It took it out of your hand!
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00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,583
Andrew: It took my carrot!
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00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,583
Baxter: Oh, my God!
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Chelsea: What? Aah!
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00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,667
Oh, no!
436
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,667
How did it get there?!
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00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:57,625
I don't want it!
438
00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:57,625
I don't want it!
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00:11:57,667 --> 00:12:00,333
I don't want it!
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00:11:57,667 --> 00:12:00,333
I don't want it!
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00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:02,458
Victoria: What the hell
442
00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:02,458
is going on?
443
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,750
Calm down!'
444
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,208
I'm on an important phone call,
445
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:07,500
and you guys
446
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:07,500
are screaming in here.
447
00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:08,792
[ Gasps ]
448
00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:12,375
There you are,
449
00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:12,375
you little sweetie.
450
00:12:12,417 --> 00:12:13,833
[ Baby talk ]
451
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:15,167
Were you having
452
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:15,167
a play date?
453
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,208
Are you playing
454
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:17,208
with your friends?
455
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,333
She's at that age where
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00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,333
she's starting to develop
457
00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:21,417
a real personality.
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00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,208
You're a little prankster,
459
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,208
aren't you?
460
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,292
[ Laughs ]
461
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,292
Watch out.
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00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,958
Chelsea: I feel like
463
00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,958
it stole my memories.
464
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,792
???
465
00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:37,250
Glenn:
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00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:37,250
Yesterday, I was robbed.
467
00:12:37,292 --> 00:12:39,417
But today, I have
468
00:12:37,292 --> 00:12:39,417
an appointment listing,
469
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:40,958
a referral from
470
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:40,958
the owners of the house
471
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,417
where I found Sarah Beth.
472
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:45,625
This owner is a classic
473
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:45,625
horror movie star.
474
00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:49,458
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
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00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,833
[ Dramatic chord strikes ]
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00:12:58,917 --> 00:12:59,958
Blanc: Welcome.
477
00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:04,250
Glenn: Hello.
478
00:13:04,292 --> 00:13:08,625
Blanc: It is I,
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00:13:04,292 --> 00:13:08,625
Maximillian Blanc.
480
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,375
Glenn: That's, uh --
481
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,375
I know who you are.
482
00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:13,458
I'm a big fan of your films
483
00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:13,458
and your work, sir.
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00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:17,458
Blanc:
485
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:17,458
Silas Ornato in "Orb of Doom."
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00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,167
Glenn: "Orb of Doom"
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00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,167
is a classic, sir.
488
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:21,000
Blanc: Open not the box!
489
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:23,958
[ Laughs ]
490
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,583
I am not a madman.
491
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:38,333
I assure you.
492
00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:42,875
Merely an actor who has played
493
00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:42,875
a madman his entire life
494
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:47,375
and is now quite finished
495
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:47,375
with that lifelong role.
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00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:49,042
[ Chuckles ]
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00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,833
Glenn: Everybody's been
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00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,833
trying to get this listing.
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00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,458
Sure, it's dilapidated,
500
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,833
but this is a prime location
501
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,833
in the Truesdale Estates.
502
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,250
The land alone
503
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,250
is worth $15 million.
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00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:05,792
I-I believe that myself
505
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:05,792
and Platinum Realty are the --
506
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:08,583
the proper people to help you
507
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:08,583
sell this property.
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00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:12,667
Blanc: Shall we retire to
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00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:12,667
the table and discuss price?
510
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:14,375
Glenn: Oh, yes, absolutely.
511
00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:18,167
Blanc: Follow me slowly
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00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:18,167
at a fearful pace.
513
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,292
[ Snaps fingers ]
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00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:23,375
[ Dramatic music plays ]
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00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:29,083
???
516
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:32,208
Dean: Well, now that Dean Jr.
517
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,542
is my partner
518
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,542
in running Platinum,
519
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,417
it's time for him to help me
520
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,417
with a very important
521
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:38,917
business matter.
522
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:41,958
Son, I need your assistance
523
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:41,958
with something.
524
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,500
It's time for us to record
525
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,500
one of our famous
526
00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:46,167
father and legitimate son
527
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:48,208
outgoing answering machine
528
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:48,208
messages!
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00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,333
DJ: All right!
530
00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:52,458
Dean: I haven't updated
531
00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:52,458
the outgoing message
532
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,917
for Platinum in quite some time,
533
00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:55,000
and I think that now
534
00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:55,000
things have changed,
535
00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:56,292
it's time to update it.
536
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,917
DJ: Okay, what is
537
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,917
the original message
538
00:14:57,958 --> 00:14:58,917
you have on the machine?
539
00:14:58,958 --> 00:15:01,083
Dean: Just give it a listen.
540
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,542
Well, if it's on,
541
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,542
where's the light?
542
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,125
Okay. What?
543
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:05,625
You've reached Dean Rosedragon.
544
00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:08,083
No.
545
00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:08,083
You've reached Platinum --
546
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,083
Ugh!
547
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,083
Mara!
548
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,375
[ Answering machine beeps ]
549
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:13,750
DJ: Papa! That's not good.
550
00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:14,792
Dean: It's not?
551
00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:16,250
DJ: No.
552
00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:18,958
It's got to be smoother.
553
00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:18,958
It's got to be newer.
554
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,292
It's got to be hipper,
555
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,292
it's got to be now-er,
556
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,333
it's got to be tomorrow-er.
557
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:25,583
Dean: Let's just keep it
558
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:25,583
as simple as possible.
559
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,750
DJ: Okay, okay.
560
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,750
Dean: Just very direct.
561
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:28,833
DJ: Direct.
562
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,833
3, 2...
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00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,125
Dean: Hello.
564
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:34,125
I started.
565
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,667
DJ: Oh, that's your start?
566
00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:36,750
I thought you were gonna do
567
00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:36,750
a lot more than --
568
00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:37,750
Dean: Is that not a good start?
569
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:39,417
DJ: Hello is a good start.
570
00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:43,208
Dean: Platinum go!
571
00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:46,417
DJ: I like that one.
572
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:48,000
Dean: It's pretty direct.
573
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:48,000
DJ: It's sharp.
574
00:15:48,042 --> 00:15:49,375
Platinum go.
575
00:15:48,042 --> 00:15:49,375
Dean: It's sharp-ish.
576
00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:51,417
Doing these things
577
00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:51,417
is very, very hard.
578
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:52,708
DJ: It's okay, papa.
579
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:54,625
Dean: [ Grunts angrily ]
580
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:57,083
DJ: Papa, I think these people
581
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:57,083
just need to know
582
00:15:57,125 --> 00:16:00,208
what our connection is,
583
00:15:57,125 --> 00:16:00,208
our true connection.
584
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:04,250
So I think it'd be best
585
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:04,250
if we were to say it together,
586
00:16:04,292 --> 00:16:06,958
and I mean at the same time.
587
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,333
Dean: Unscripted,
588
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,333
but we are so connected,
589
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:11,000
we say the same words
590
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:11,000
at the same time.
591
00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:14,958
DJ: I come from your loins, sir.
592
00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:14,958
Dean: You certainly do.
593
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,333
DJ: So let's speak together.
594
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:18,708
Dean: Yes, sir.
595
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,625
Dean and DJ: Hello.
596
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,667
You've reached Platinum Realty,
597
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,208
the real-estate office.
598
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:32,208
We sell land to you
599
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:32,208
or houses on the land,
600
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,792
so please leave a message,
601
00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:37,917
and hey, I've got
602
00:16:34,833 --> 00:16:37,917
a question for you.
603
00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:44,333
? Were you there when
604
00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:44,333
they crucified my lord? ?
605
00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:47,583
? Oh, oh, oh, oh ?
606
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:50,958
? Sometimes it causes me ?
607
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:56,750
? To tremble, tremble, tremble ?
608
00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:03,667
DJ: I don't know if we
609
00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:03,667
should've ended on a hymn.
610
00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:05,125
Dean: There were
611
00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:05,125
good parts to that one.
612
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:06,583
DJ: Yes.
613
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,375
Dean: I think --
614
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,375
I think I've got it this time.
615
00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:10,250
DJ: Yeah, it feels like you're
616
00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:10,250
in the right head space now.
617
00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:12,000
Dean:
618
00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:12,000
All of that leading up to now
619
00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:13,542
I think was useful
620
00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:13,542
and instructive,
621
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:14,875
and I'm ready to go.
622
00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:16,750
DJ: Let's do it.
623
00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:16,750
Dean: [ Clears throat ]
624
00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:18,125
DJ: In 3...
625
00:17:21,292 --> 00:17:23,750
Dean: Following the days
626
00:17:21,292 --> 00:17:23,750
of the Big Bang,
627
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,208
as the earth cooled
628
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,208
and congealed,
629
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:30,292
men dreamed of selling
630
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:30,292
real-estate to one another.
631
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,833
And now that dream
632
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,833
has become realized
633
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,542
with us, Platinum Realty.
634
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,542
DJ: [ Imitates explosion ]
635
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,583
Dean:
636
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,583
Leave a message at the tone,
637
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:40,458
and your call will be returned!
638
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,375
DJ: Returned,
639
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,375
returned, returned!
640
00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:47,583
Wait. Wait. I...
641
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,375
Fuck.
642
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,375
This -- This machine!
643
00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:54,958
It's how old this machine is!
644
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,083
We need a newer machine!
645
00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:01,458
Dean: DJ.
646
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,167
You just had a rageful event,
647
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,500
and you criticized
648
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,500
my answering machine.
649
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:10,125
DJ: Sorry, Papa.
650
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:10,125
I...learned it from you.
651
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:13,042
Dean: I beg your pardon?
652
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:15,000
DJ: I learned it from you.
653
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:17,833
Dean: And I learned to rage
654
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:17,833
from my own father.
655
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:19,667
DJ: And when I have a son,
656
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:19,667
I will teach him
657
00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:22,292
the same rage, right, Papa?
658
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,125
Dean:
659
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,125
If you love him, you will.
660
00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:29,083
???
661
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,208
Glenn: Maximillian showed me
662
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,208
around the house,
663
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,167
and it is very creepy.
664
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:39,000
Too creepy for me to sell as is.
665
00:18:39,042 --> 00:18:40,417
I hope he's open to changing.
666
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:42,500
Everything.
667
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:47,458
Blanc:
668
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:47,458
[ Humming ominous organ tune ]
669
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:54,208
[ Laughs ]
670
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:00,667
Mr. Bouchard.
671
00:19:01,833 --> 00:19:03,708
Oeuf diabolique.
672
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:06,958
Deviled eggs.
673
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,875
[ Stifled cough ]
674
00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:24,292
[ Bottle thuds ]
675
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,375
Bottle or tap?
676
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:28,667
Glenn: They both came
677
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:28,667
from the same bottle.
678
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:31,042
Blanc: [ Chuckles ]
679
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:48,417
Mmm.
680
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:48,417
Yummy.
681
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,833
Glenn: Did you make those just
682
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,833
to suck the -- the yolk out?
683
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,667
Blanc: I'm on a diet.
684
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:54,042
Glenn: The white part
685
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:54,042
is what you should eat
686
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,333
if you're on a diet.
687
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,542
Blanc: I'm not on
688
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,542
your diet, Mr. Bouchard.
689
00:19:57,583 --> 00:20:00,167
Some of us tick to our own tock.
690
00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:02,375
Glenn: He eats deviled eggs
691
00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:02,375
like they're oysters.
692
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:05,042
I've got to get this listing
693
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:05,042
and get the hell out of here.
694
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:07,792
Let me make a few suggestions
695
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:07,792
about the property
696
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:11,583
that might help you sell it
697
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:11,583
to an interested buyer.
698
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:16,083
Something that might
699
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:16,083
lessen the -- my apologies --
700
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:19,542
the very creepy vibe that
701
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:19,542
you have going on here.
702
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:23,417
Blanc: Did you find
703
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:23,417
the bodies in the garage?
704
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,833
Glenn: Yes.
705
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:28,708
Blanc: The corpses in
706
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:28,708
my garage are wax,
707
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:29,875
as are all my corpses.
708
00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:31,208
Glenn: That --
709
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,667
Blanc:
710
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,667
And are meant only as mementos
711
00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:35,583
of a life in the cinema
712
00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:35,583
of madness.
713
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:36,833
Glenn: If you remove
714
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:36,833
those corpses --
715
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,417
Blanc: They can't be sold.
716
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:41,750
If they are removed
717
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:41,750
from the garage, they melt.
718
00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,750
Glenn: Is there a way
719
00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,750
to store them?
720
00:20:43,792 --> 00:20:45,583
Blanc: Yes, in the garage,
721
00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:48,625
wrapped in wax as they are!
722
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:52,500
Glenn: So you see how having
723
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:52,500
all corpses filling a garage
724
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,833
might make your property
725
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,833
look creepy?
726
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,583
Blanc: You haven't
727
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,583
touched your eggs.
728
00:20:58,375 --> 00:20:59,667
Glenn: When we walked
729
00:20:58,375 --> 00:20:59,667
in the front door
730
00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:01,333
and you opened the closet door,
731
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:03,500
several large swords fell out.
732
00:21:03,542 --> 00:21:04,792
There was one coat inside.
733
00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,333
Blanc: Those are merely props.
734
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,042
Half of them are tin.
735
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:12,042
The other half have not been
736
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:12,042
used in mortal combat
737
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:15,500
since the film
738
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:15,500
in the late '90s.
739
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,167
Glenn: Those were props
740
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,167
from "Mortal Kombat" the movie?
741
00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,667
Blanc: Yes.
742
00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:22,417
You may recall
743
00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:22,417
some of my voice acting.
744
00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:25,167
Glenn: Finish him?
745
00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:25,167
Blanc: "Finish him!"
746
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:27,292
Glenn: Yes, yes.
747
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:27,292
Okay.
748
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:29,792
All right, well,
749
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:29,792
my apologies, okay?
750
00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:31,708
"Mortal Kombat"
751
00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:31,708
was a great video game
752
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,250
and an even better movie.
753
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,333
I always thought of myself
754
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,333
as a Lady Kitana.
755
00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:37,792
Waa!
756
00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:42,583
We do need to settle on
757
00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:42,583
a listing price.
758
00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:43,833
[ Child speaks indistinctly ]
759
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:45,333
Blanc: What on earth?
760
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:47,625
Glenn: What was that?
761
00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:47,625
Blanc: What in Hades?
762
00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:49,417
Not again.
763
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:50,500
Glenn: Sounded like a child --
764
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:52,000
Blanc: Not again, not again.
765
00:21:52,042 --> 00:21:53,833
Not here, not now.
766
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:55,167
Glenn: So, you're
767
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:55,167
familiar with that?
768
00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:58,042
Blanc: That is a sound
769
00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:58,042
that is very bad.
770
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,375
[ Child speaks indistinctly ]
771
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:00,833
No, not again!
772
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:00,833
Glenn: Okay, what --
773
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:02,750
Blanc: Go back to where
774
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:02,750
thou camest from!
775
00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:04,458
Glenn: Okay,
776
00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:04,458
what are you talking about?
777
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,667
What are you talking --
778
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,667
Blanc: Silence, you fool!
779
00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:08,292
Can't you hear it?
780
00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:08,292
Glenn: Yes, I can!
781
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:09,792
That's why I'm scared.
782
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:09,792
Blanc: They've come for us.
783
00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:11,167
Glenn: What?
784
00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:12,542
Blanc:
785
00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:12,542
That's why I never stay here.
786
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,458
I stay in my apartment
787
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,458
in Beverly Hills
788
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,917
because I can't stand this!
789
00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:17,208
[ Child speaks indistinctly ]
790
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:19,583
God damn it!
791
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:19,583
Get the fuck out of here!
792
00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:21,708
Run away from the sound
793
00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:21,708
if you can!
794
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:24,000
[ Child giggles ]
795
00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:25,750
Glenn: Maximillian just
796
00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:25,750
told me that the spirit
797
00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:29,042
that haunts his house
798
00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:29,042
is named...
799
00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:31,125
Sarah Beth.
800
00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:32,667
[ Child speaks indistinctly ]
801
00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:35,000
Chelsea: Aah! Why? Why?
802
00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:38,708
Glenn: Why did I bring
803
00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:38,708
that thing into Platinum?
804
00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:40,083
What have I done?
805
00:22:42,917 --> 00:22:46,708
???
806
00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:52,125
Andrew: I'd love
807
00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:52,125
to switch cars with you.
808
00:22:52,167 --> 00:22:54,417
For some reason,
809
00:22:52,167 --> 00:22:54,417
Glenn keeps calling me.
810
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:57,042
I mean, listen
811
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:57,042
to this voicemail.
812
00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:59,125
Glenn: Aah! Aah! Andrew!
813
00:22:59,167 --> 00:23:00,750
Andrew: What?
814
00:22:59,167 --> 00:23:00,750
Glenn: Aah!
815
00:23:00,792 --> 00:23:02,333
Help!
816
00:23:00,792 --> 00:23:02,333
Andrew: I can't understand.
817
00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:04,375
Glenn: I didn't have time!
818
00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:04,375
Andrew: Anyway.
819
00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:07,875
Thanks, I'll call my --
820
00:23:07,917 --> 00:23:10,250
Excuse me just for a second.
821
00:23:15,417 --> 00:23:18,250
Hey, you guys.
822
00:23:15,417 --> 00:23:18,250
Holy shit, holy shit.
823
00:23:18,292 --> 00:23:19,250
Check this out.
824
00:23:19,292 --> 00:23:20,333
Chelsea: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
825
00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:21,750
Andrew: Turn, turn, turn, turn.
826
00:23:21,792 --> 00:23:23,667
???
827
00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:36,125
Victoria: Hi, Baxter.
828
00:23:36,167 --> 00:23:39,375
Do you want to play with me?
829
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:40,917
Andrew: No.
830
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:40,917
Chelsea: Okay.
831
00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:43,167
Victoria: Baxter.
832
00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:43,167
Andrew: No! What are you doing?
833
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:45,833
Victoria: Come play with me.
834
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:50,375
Forever and ever and ever...
835
00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:50,375
[Demonic voice] and ever.
836
00:23:50,417 --> 00:23:51,667
Chelsea: Aah!
837
00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:52,792
Victoria:
838
00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:52,792
[ Normal voice ] Sarah Beth
839
00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:55,042
needs a daddy.
840
00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:57,292
Do you want to be her daddy?
841
00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:58,958
Andrew: You can't be.
842
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,500
You can't be.
843
00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:03,000
Baxter: Yes.
844
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,292
Victoria: Come with me.
845
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,292
Andrew: Don't touch her.
846
00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:06,125
Do not touch her.
847
00:24:06,167 --> 00:24:07,333
Victoria: [Demonic voice]
848
00:24:06,167 --> 00:24:07,333
Come with me, daddy!
849
00:24:07,375 --> 00:24:09,042
Andrew: Aaaaah!
850
00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:10,083
Baxter: Daddy's home.
851
00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:11,417
Andrew: Baxter!
852
00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:13,250
Chelsea: Bax, stop.
853
00:24:11,458 --> 00:24:13,250
Andrew: Baxter!
854
00:24:13,292 --> 00:24:16,292
Victoria: [ Normal voice ]
855
00:24:13,292 --> 00:24:16,292
Come with me, daddy.
856
00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:19,583
Baxter: Daddy is hungry.
857
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,583
Victoria:
858
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,583
I'll feed you, daddy.
859
00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:23,958
[ Both scream ]
860
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,875
Go walk out the window, daddy.
861
00:24:27,917 --> 00:24:29,583
Baxter: Okay.
862
00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:31,833
Here daddy goes.
863
00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:33,542
Victoria: Bye-bye, daddy.
864
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,375
Bye-bye.
865
00:24:37,417 --> 00:24:40,417
Andrew: [ Sobbing ]
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[ Both sobbing ]
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[ Child speaks indistinctly ]
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