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Chelsea: Surprise!
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I drive now.
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You are looking at the new and
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improved Chelsea Leight-Leigh.
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No more Uber for me.
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I have a whole new lease
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on life, and, to celebrate,
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I bought myself this amazing car
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that has vertical doors.
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You know, it's my first car,
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so I'm learning how to get in
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and out of it.
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After the Glenn,
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Amir and Chelsea
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love-triangle disaster...
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Amir used me to get to Glenn
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to give up the partnership.
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Not cool!
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I'm done.
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I decided my brand needed
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a complete overhaul.
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Ugh! Uh.
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So now I'm
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a recovering app-addict
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on a total tech-detox.
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I mean, hello?
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New hair.
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I'm really excited
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about the person
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I'm going to tell people
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I am now.
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I'm on my way to talk
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with the new office manager, DJ.
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I sense that
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he's a fellow seeker,
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and I'm really looking forward
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to talking with him.
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DJ: Oh...
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Chelsea: Hey, hey!
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DJ: Chelsea.
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Chelsea: How you doing?
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DJ: I'm great.
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How are you?
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Chelsea: Great!
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I just...
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DJ: You have a great energy
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about you today.
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Chelsea: Thank you so much.
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To that end, I came by
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to tell you that
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Friday I have to skip out early
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because I have to go to this
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Peruvian basket-weaving class.
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It's part of my recovery.
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DJ: That's amazing.
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I'm so happy for you!
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Chelsea: I know.
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I'm so excited.
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DJ: Uh, when I was in Peru,
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I set up a micro-economy
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out there for them and...
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Chelsea: Whoa!
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DJ: Yeah, and the fact
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that you're being part of it
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is connecting us already.
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Chelsea: That is so cool
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that you did that!
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DJ: Isn't that fun?
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Yeah.
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Chelsea: Yeah, you know,
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I did the Tour du Mont Blanc.
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I did it in, uh, in 8 days.
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DJ: Oh, my God.
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That's so fun!
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Chelsea: It was hard!
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DJ: That's so great.
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Yeah, I mean, it...
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Chelsea: It was grueling.
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DJ: If it's your first one,
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it...
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Chelsea: Have you
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done similar...
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DJ: Uh, yeah, I've done, uh,
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I don't know if it's similar.
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Chelsea: No.
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DJ: I have walked Asia.
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Chelsea: Wow!
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DJ: Yeah.
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You know, it's not
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until you walk all of Asia
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that you realize
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that every journey starts
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with one step.
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Chelsea: That is so good.
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Wow, DJ has lived a life.
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Oh, I had
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a life-changing experience
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that I'm sure he will
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find really inspiring.
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I mean, when I was on ayahuasca,
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for instance,
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that was like...
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DJ: Oh.
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Chelsea: ...that really
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opened up my,
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you know, frontal cortex.
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DJ: Yeah.
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Chelsea: And I feel like
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I haven't been the same since.
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DJ: And the first time
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you see a cheetah,
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and the first time
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that he opens his mouth...
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Chelsea: What?
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DJ: ...and speaks to you
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as a bear.
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Chelsea: I just saw a lemur.
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DJ: Oh, you saw a lemur?
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That can be good sometimes.
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That's great.
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Chelsea: My shaman said it's
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because I have a wily nature.
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DJ: Wait, who's your shaman?
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Chelsea: Jose Vasquez.
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DJ: Tell him, if you see him
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again, tell him I said, "Hello."
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Chelsea: You know him?
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DJ: Uh, I was his shaman.
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Chelsea: What?!
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DJ: Yeah.
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I was.
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I was for a -- a few journeys.
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Chelsea: Confession time.
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This is something
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my sponsor warned me about.
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I'm feeling competitive.
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DJ: No.
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Chelsea: And it's coming
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from an insecure place.
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DJ: You want me to say
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something then,
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have confession time for me?
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Chelsea: Yes!
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Yes, what do you --
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what did you do?
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DJ: I have the same tech issues.
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I can't get off of my phone.
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Chelsea: You're kidding.
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DJ: Yeah.
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I mean, I can't because
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every time I look at my phone,
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$5 goes to clean water.
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Chelsea: That's not a thing.
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DJ: It is a thing.
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Chelsea: How?
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DJ: Elon Musk is my Godfather,
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and he started this idea
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based off of a dream I had.
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You know what?
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I said too much.
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Chelsea: Oh, did you?
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DJ: Get back in there.
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????
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Andrew: Today we're meeting
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our seller, Zars St. Lars,
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at her house
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in the Pacific Palisades.
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Baxter: She's a session musician
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who has worked with everyone
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from Carlos Santana
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to Rob Thomas.
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Hey!
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Andrew: Zars!
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Zars: Hey, guys!
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Baxter: How's it going?
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Andrew: Nice to meet you.
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Zars: You made it!
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Baxter: Looking good.
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Andrew: Put a face
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to the name, right?
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Baxter: Yeah.
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Zars: Is it blowing
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your mind?
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Baxter: You were
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the guitarist on "Smooth."
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Multiple times,
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you mentioned "Smooth."
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Zars: Even though
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Zars St. Lars is the fourth
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lead guitar player on "Smooth,"
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Zars...is just
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a person, a woman.
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Andrew: Is it called
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fourth lead?
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Fourth lead?
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Zars: The fourth lead guitar.
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Baxter: That song,
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"Smooth," came out in 1999.
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Andrew: That song is stupid.
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Zars: You think that,
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for selling this place,
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it's going to go, uh, easy?
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Going to go, uh,
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going to go, uh...
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What's another word for that?
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Andrew: Give it to her.
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Baxter: It should go smoothly?
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Andrew: Go smooth.
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Zars: Yeah.
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These banisters
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are not rough.
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They are the opposite
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of rough,
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which the fourth lead guitarist,
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the woman behind the man,
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behind the man behind "Smooth,"
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is responsible for "Smooth,"
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built that banister.
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Baxter: Yeah.
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Andrew: Yeah?
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Zars: You know what my
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favorite part of the song is?
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I'm going to show you.
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[ Plays one note ]
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Baxter: Is that...
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Zars: That's the note I played.
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Andrew: You played one --
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one note?
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That changed it up a little bit.
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If Zars keeps talking
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about "Smooth,"
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she's going to scare
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away buyers.
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Baxter: Please, please,
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please put down the guitar.
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Zars: Ah,
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the chord stopped.
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You know what didn't stop
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is the wild success of
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the song "Smooth."
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Baxter: Yeah.
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Zars: When we would
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do jam sessions,
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Carlos always used
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the upstairs bathroom
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to, uh, drop a bass note.
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He was talking about
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taking a shit.
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Baxter: Yeah.
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Andrew: Mm-hmm. We got that.
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Baxter: Hey, um, Zars,
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uh, so I think we...
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Zars: Call me Zee...
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Baxter: Zee.
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Zars: Or Zars. Zars St...
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Yeah, just do the whole thing.
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Baxter: Okay, Zars...
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Zars: Zars St. Lars.
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Baxter: Listen, Zars St. Lars.
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Um, we've got some
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clients on the way,
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and I don't think
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we need to sell you
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as much as we need
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to sell the house.
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So if you can kind of just,
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you know, chill a little bit
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on the "Smooth" stuff.
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Do we have your word on that?
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Zars: Yeah, heck yeah.
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You've got my word.
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You got my heart.
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And make it real,
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and let's forget about it.
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Andrew: Okay, that was...
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Zars: That was out of my system,
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just had to get it
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out of my system.
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Andrew: Okay.
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Amir: After a rough
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couple months,
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my luck is finally
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turning around.
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I sold a small
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We-Ho bungalow last week,
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and I'm about to close escrow
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on a $15 million home
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in the Malibu Hills.
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I have one last inspection
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with Jenny Tanner
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from the building department
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before this sale clears,
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and then I can finally
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move out of my car.
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Jenny: Is this a large crawl
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space or a sad patio?
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Amir: I think
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it's an open basement.
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Jenny: An open basement?
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That's about $10,000,
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$15,000 right there in fines.
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Amir: What?
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Jenny: I don't want
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to write that down, though.
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Amir: Well, then don't.
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Jenny: Hmm.
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Golly, I wonder
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what could make all of this
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go so much smoother
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for both of us.
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Amir: Me too.
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Jenny: In this
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sort of situation,
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you know, I scratch your back.
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You scratch mine.
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Amir: Oh.
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Oh.
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Jenny Tanner is hitting on me.
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Jenny: You know,
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I grease your palm.
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You grease mine, buddy.
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Amir: Oh, you want
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to give me a hand job?
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Jenny: No, I don't want
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to give you a hand job.
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Think!
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Amir: You said grease palm.
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Jenny: Yes.
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Amir: I'm the idiot for
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thinking that's a hand job?
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Jenny: You have
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the greased palm.
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Amir: Is it possible
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that I've misread the situation?
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No.
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Jenny: How much can you fit
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in pockets like those?
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Amir: I've got my wallet.
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Jenny: Oh, what?
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I didn't ask you
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to bring your wallet out.
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But now that it's here,
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I'd love to see more.
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Amir: Oh, check it out.
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Actually, this is Prada.
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It's lambs leather.
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Jenny: Inside too as well?
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It's lambs leather? Ooh!
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Amir: Check that out.
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Jenny: What goes in the --
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the little slots?
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Amir: You don't know what goes
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in the slots of a wallet?
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Jenny: Could you show me?
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Amir: Uh...
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Jenny: I'm a visual learner.
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Amir: Hello, money.
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Jenny: How much
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could you fit in there?
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How many bills?
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Amir: Here, hold that.
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Look at -- look at all
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the space it's got.
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You can, like, literally, just,
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you can pile it full of cash.
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Jenny: Oh.
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Amir: Like, look,
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I'm folding a double.
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Jenny: Oh,
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I'm getting sad again.
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I'm just remembering
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all these violations
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and codes and fines.
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Amir: Then don't write them
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if you don't want to.
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Jenny: Oh, what --
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what do you think we could do
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to make this situation
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go a little bit more smoothly?
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Amir: What is happening
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right now?
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Jenny: You were
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so close earlier.
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Remember, something
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came out of your pants.
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You took another thing
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out of that thing.
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We were right there.
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Amir: I get it.
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Jenny: Okay.
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Amir: I'm no fool.
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Jenny: All right!
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Amir: You want an iPhone case?
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Jenny: Okay, I want you
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to pay me a bribe.
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And then I won't
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write anything down,
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and you can sell this house.
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Amir: Oh, okay.
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Why didn't you just say that?
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Jenny: I'm trying so hard.
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Amir: I thought you wanted me to
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jerk off for you or something.
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Jenny: I do a little, but no.
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More, I want the money.
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Amir: Okay, well,
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how much do you want?
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Jenny: I want $300.
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Amir: $300?
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Jenny: Yeah.
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Amir: That's it?
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Jenny: Yeah.
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Amir: I'll give you $400...
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Jenny: Oh, my God.
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Amir: ...just because you want
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to see me jerk off.
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Going to close the sale
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and jerk off for Jenny.
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Amir is back, baby!
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????
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Chelsea:
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I'm headed to my second
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Rosedragon meeting of the day
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to convince Dean to let me
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write his foreword.
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Hope this one goes better.
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Dean: Chelsea.
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I understand you have taken
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some sort of vow
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of Internet sobriety
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as it were?
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Chelsea: Mm-hmm.
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Dean:
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And I think that is noble.
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Chelsea: Thanks.
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Dean:
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But it does not serve me,
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and so what I'd like,
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in advance of my book
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coming out,
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and in accordance
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with my publisher,
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Gwentolin's, instructions,
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is for you to handle
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the social media
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for my book onslaught.
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Chelsea: No, no, no,
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no, no, Dean.
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Dean, no, please don't
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ask this of me.
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Dean: You are the person
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who knows about these things.
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Chelsea: No. Okay.
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Dean, I've been
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going sober for 78 days.
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I'm on a roll,
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please don't do this to me.
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Please, please, please, please.
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It will derail me.
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Dean is setting off, like,
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a lot of triggers for me,
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and what he's not
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doing is asking me
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to write the foreword
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for his book.
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Dean: Chelsea, I --
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I understand you've --
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you've thrown away your phone.
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Chelsea: I have.
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All of them.
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Dean: So you --
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you couldn't do it anyway.
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Chelsea: Well, I mean,
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I could figure out how.
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Dean: Well,
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that would take so long,
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and then you'd probably
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forget how to do it.
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Chelsea: Ha, ha!
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Excuse your damn self.
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I would be able to send off
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a fire-ass tweet so fast,
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it would go viral so quick
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your head would spin.
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You have no idea
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what I'm capable of.
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Dean: As you can see,
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the fish is on the line.
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Stavrose?
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Stavrose: Yes?
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Dean: Reach into
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the burner barrel
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and pull out
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a burner phone please
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and bring it in here.
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Stavrose: Right away!
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Chelsea: I know
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what you're doing.
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Dean: What am I doing?
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Chelsea: I know
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what you're doing.
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Dean: What am I doing?
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Chelsea: You're trying to...
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Okay. Yeah, I'll play
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your little game.
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I'll show you my resolve.
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A burner phone.
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Dean: Thank you, Stavrose.
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Stavrose: My pleasure.
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Chelsea.
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Chelsea: What up?
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What is that, iPhone 6?
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You're late.
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Dean: It's a 6S.
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Chelsea: Mnh-mnh.
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Dean: 6S Plus.
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Chelsea: We're already on 7.2
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Alpha, and you know it.
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Dean: Oh, so then you couldn't
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do it on this phone.
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You couldn't send a tweet
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00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:10,333
from this phone?
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Chelsea: I could
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destroy this phone.
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Dean: I'd have to see
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that to believe it, I suppose.
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Chelsea: You're not going
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to get me to...
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That screen.
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It's so smooth.
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Oh, it's even better
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than I remembered.
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Not gonna do it,
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00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:32,375
not gonna touch it.
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Dean: You seem
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to be touching it.
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Chelsea: Okay, maybe I was
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never meant to be tech-sober.
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I'll do it.
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Thank you, Dean.
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I'll do it now,
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00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:49,625
and I'll set it to post later.
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Dean: You're doing
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the right thing, Chelsea.
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Chelsea: Oh, my God.
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Did you see what
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00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:56,083
Chloe did to her hair?
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Dean: You don't have
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to do it here.
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Chelsea: The fuck
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00:12:57,292 --> 00:12:59,042
are you thinking?
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Dean: These are mobile phones
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00:12:59,042 --> 00:13:00,542
still, isn't that correct?
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00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:02,792
Chelsea: Oh,
560
00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:02,792
absolutely not, Rihanna.
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00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:04,792
You said no fur.
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00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:04,792
Now you all about fur.
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00:13:04,792 --> 00:13:06,083
What is this?
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00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:07,625
I'm going to tweet at him.
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He has no idea
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00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,958
what's coming.
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00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:11,542
Don't sleep on Chelsea.
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I've been away,
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but I ain't dead yet, bitches.
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00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:16,375
Dean: Well, that was fun.
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I was afraid I'd lost my knack
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00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:19,208
for un-sobering people.
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00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:21,625
Still got it.
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00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:24,417
????
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00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,833
Amir: The inspection
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00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,833
at the Malibu Hills house
577
00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:31,958
should have been
578
00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:31,958
over a long time ago.
579
00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:35,000
But the bribe monster known
580
00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:35,000
as Jenny Tanner, home inspector,
581
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,667
keeps "finding things."
582
00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:38,333
Jenny: Okay, let's see
583
00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:38,333
what we got here.
584
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,250
Oh, got some more fissures.
585
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:41,500
[ Cash register dings ]
586
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,917
I see exposed electrical.
587
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:44,250
[ Cash register dings ]
588
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,083
Mold down there.
589
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,083
[ Cash register dings ]
590
00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:47,375
Amir: This is a lot of money,
591
00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:49,250
but the house has
592
00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:49,250
to pass inspection,
593
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,875
or I don't get my commission.
594
00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,458
What do you do with all
595
00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,458
this money, by the way?
596
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:55,125
Jenny: Oh, it goes towards
597
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:55,125
my basic living expenses
598
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,208
and terrible medical costs.
599
00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:58,833
Amir: Oh.
600
00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:58,833
Do you have a medical issue?
601
00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:02,042
Jenny: Yes, I have
602
00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:02,042
a pain-pill addiction.
603
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,792
Amir: Have you tried
604
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,792
to get treatment maybe?
605
00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:06,125
Jenny: The problem with that
606
00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:06,125
was that I didn't want to.
607
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:07,792
Ooh, I see
608
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:07,792
exposed insulation.
609
00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:09,375
[ Cash register dings ]
610
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,750
Amir: So you're just going
611
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,750
to go home after this?
612
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,542
Jenny: "Home," yeah.
613
00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,542
Amir: Why --
614
00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,542
why'd you put home in quotes?
615
00:14:15,542 --> 00:14:17,042
Jenny: It's a van.
616
00:14:15,542 --> 00:14:17,042
I mean, I like it,
617
00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:18,542
but it's a van.
618
00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:18,542
Amir: You live in a van?
619
00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:19,917
Jenny: I live in a van.
620
00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:22,625
Not as bad as I thought
621
00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:22,625
it would be.
622
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:25,375
Amir: There's nothing I hate
623
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:25,375
more than relating to somebody,
624
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:26,708
but I get it.
625
00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:28,208
I've been living in my Porsche.
626
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:30,375
But I've already given
627
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:30,375
her a lot of money.
628
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:31,875
This is not what
629
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:31,875
usually what happens
630
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:34,083
when I give all my money
631
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:34,083
to a beautiful woman.
632
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:36,000
Jenny: Okay.
633
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,958
Let's see what's wrong
634
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,958
with this section.
635
00:14:39,958 --> 00:14:41,167
You know what?
636
00:14:39,958 --> 00:14:41,167
I'm too tired.
637
00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:42,708
Just give me the money.
638
00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:42,708
Amir: No.
639
00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:45,542
You know what?
640
00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:45,542
I'm done giving you the money.
641
00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:46,917
We've been going
642
00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:46,917
around the house.
643
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,167
You're pointing at things
644
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,167
that are bogus.
645
00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:49,792
I've paid way more money
646
00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:49,792
than I intended,
647
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,417
way more money than you let
648
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,417
on that I would pay.
649
00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:53,083
Write whatever the hell you want
650
00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:53,083
on that stupid clipboard,
651
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,583
I'm done.
652
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:58,083
Jenny: Whoa!
653
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:58,083
Look at that fire.
654
00:14:58,083 --> 00:14:59,625
Look at that passion!
655
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:03,000
Amir: Yeah, that's what
656
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:03,000
usually happens, baby.
657
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,583
Amir's back in charge.
658
00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:07,125
Jenny: You've convinced me, sir.
659
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,875
I'm going to sign this form
660
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,875
for you right now.
661
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,417
Amir: Thank you.
662
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,417
Jenny: Just kidding!
663
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:13,250
And if you don't
664
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:13,250
give me $1,000 right now,
665
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:16,958
I'm going to burn
666
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:16,958
this place down.
667
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,458
Amir: Out of your mind.
668
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,458
Here.
669
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:21,500
Jenny: Thank you, sir.
670
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:25,625
Here you go,
671
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:25,625
congratulations.
672
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,292
Amir: Thanks. Yeah.
673
00:15:28,292 --> 00:15:30,125
I did it.
674
00:15:28,292 --> 00:15:30,125
I get my sweet commission,
675
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:32,125
and I can finally
676
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:32,125
move out of my car.
677
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:34,750
And she'll still be
678
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:34,750
sleeping in a van.
679
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:40,292
And, by the way,
680
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:40,292
no one lives in this house.
681
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:41,958
If you want,
682
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:41,958
you can stay here tonight.
683
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,542
Jenny:
684
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,542
I would never stay here.
685
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,417
Ugly, it's tacky,
686
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,417
and it's about to fall over.
687
00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:49,750
Amir: The good news is,
688
00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:49,750
the house passed inspection.
689
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:52,875
The bad news is Jenny
690
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:52,875
lost her certificate a year ago.
691
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:55,458
This is a $2,000
692
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:55,458
piece of hard toilet paper.
693
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,833
????
694
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:07,000
Andrew: A buyer came in
695
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:07,000
from New York City
696
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,625
to tour the Palisades house.
697
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:11,000
Zars St. Lars has promised
698
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:11,000
not to bring up "Smooth."
699
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Baxter: God, that song sucks.
700
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000
Andrew: Sucks.
701
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,458
All right.
702
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:16,333
Baxter: Yeah, so this
703
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:16,333
is the living room here.
704
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,042
Tamamara: Oh.
705
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,042
Andrew: How was your flight
706
00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:20,042
from New York, Tamamara?
707
00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:22,125
Tamamara: You know what?
708
00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:22,125
It was not bad.
709
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,708
Andrew: Yeah?
710
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,708
Baxter: Good.
711
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:26,042
Tamamara: 'Cause there was
712
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:26,042
no turbulence at all.
713
00:16:26,042 --> 00:16:27,542
Baxter: That's good.
714
00:16:26,042 --> 00:16:27,542
Andrew: Good.
715
00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:31,750
Tamamara: It was very,
716
00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:31,750
um, what is it, um, safe!
717
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,875
Baxter: Yes. Very safe.
718
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,875
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
719
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:36,292
Tamamara: Oh, look!
720
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:36,292
See, now, this is interesting.
721
00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:37,792
Right?
722
00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:37,792
These floors,
723
00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:39,958
they look like they would be
724
00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:39,958
rough, but, uh...
725
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,208
Baxter: Yeah, it's very...
726
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,542
Tamamara: Slick.
727
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,542
Baxter: Yes.
728
00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:43,792
Very slick.
729
00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:43,792
Tamamara: Flat.
730
00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:45,292
Baxter: Yes.
731
00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:45,292
Tamamara: Yeah.
732
00:16:45,292 --> 00:16:46,875
Andrew: She had breakfast
733
00:16:45,292 --> 00:16:46,875
in here every morning
734
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,667
because it gets
735
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,667
such great sunlight.
736
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:50,583
Tamamara: You know what I love
737
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:50,583
to do for breakfast?
738
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:51,875
Do you ever do this?
739
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:54,042
It's real healthy, you, um,
740
00:16:54,042 --> 00:16:56,958
it's like a juice breakfast
741
00:16:54,042 --> 00:16:56,958
where you blend it
742
00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:58,375
and you put in, uh...
743
00:16:56,958 --> 00:16:58,375
Andrew: Don't you --
744
00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,667
don't you...
745
00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,667
Baxter: It's a shake.
746
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,375
Tamamara: Oh, but, you know,
747
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,375
you put the peanut butter in it,
748
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:05,708
but not the chunky kind,
749
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:05,708
the kind that will go well with,
750
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:07,583
um...
751
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:07,583
Baxter: Creamy.
752
00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:11,542
Andrew: Can you not...
753
00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:11,542
Baxter: Creamy.
754
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:13,750
Andrew: This is
755
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:13,750
a damn minefield.
756
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,917
Tamamara: Look at this!
757
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,917
Oh, is this --
758
00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:17,500
this guitar?
759
00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:17,500
Baxter: Mm-hmm.
760
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,542
Tamamara: You know,
761
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,542
I play music as a hobby.
762
00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:20,792
Baxter: Oh, cool!
763
00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:20,792
Andrew: Oh, cool.
764
00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:22,542
Tamamara: For fun.
765
00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:22,542
Just for funsies!
766
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,333
Do you do that?
767
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,333
Andrew: That's just her design.
768
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,750
Tamamara: Do you do that?
769
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,750
Is that yours? Do you play?
770
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:26,917
Zars: "Smooth"!
771
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:26,917
"Smooth," "Smooth,"
772
00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:28,333
mother fucker!
773
00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:28,333
Andrew: Oh, okay.
774
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:29,917
Baxter: Okay.
775
00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:31,458
Zars: Everything you said,
776
00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:31,458
the answer is smooth.
777
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:32,958
Your smooth flight,
778
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:32,958
your smooth peanut butter,
779
00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:34,375
your smooth everything
780
00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:34,375
and your smooth floor.
781
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,500
Baxter: No, it's not.
782
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,500
Andrew: I'm sorry.
783
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,958
Zars: And your smooth face.
784
00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:38,750
Andrew: Creamy peanut butter,
785
00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:38,750
it's not...
786
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:40,458
Baxter: Hey, uh, Tamamara,
787
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:40,458
why don't you check out this...
788
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:41,750
Zars: Smooth.
789
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:41,750
Andrew: What was that?
790
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,583
Baxter: ...uh,
791
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,583
fireplace in depth.
792
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,125
Look at it very close.
793
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:47,542
Andrew: That --
794
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:47,542
that was like a crazy person.
795
00:17:47,542 --> 00:17:49,167
Baxter: You just lost
796
00:17:47,542 --> 00:17:49,167
your mind...
797
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:50,833
Andrew: What are you doing?
798
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:50,833
Baxter: ...at a buyer?
799
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:52,417
Andrew: I mean, if we're going
800
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:52,417
to sell this house...
801
00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:55,042
Baxter: We got to
802
00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:55,042
talk her off the ledge.
803
00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:56,958
Zars: It --
804
00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:56,958
I don't want to sell.
805
00:17:56,958 --> 00:17:58,333
Andrew: Wait, wait.
806
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:00,250
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa,
807
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:00,250
whoa, whoa, what?
808
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:01,625
Zars: I didn't want
809
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:01,625
to, um, sell.
810
00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:03,417
Baxter: You...
811
00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:03,417
Zars: This is my home.
812
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:04,875
Andrew: You do want to sell.
813
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:04,875
That's why you brought us in.
814
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,792
Why are we here
815
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,792
if you don't want to sell?
816
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:08,958
Zars: Because I just want
817
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:08,958
to be appreciated for "Smoo--"
818
00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:10,792
I want to be appreciated
819
00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:10,792
for "Sm--"
820
00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,083
Baxter: You're trying to...
821
00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,083
Andrew: You are.
822
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,333
Baxter: This is
823
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,333
an attempt for you
824
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,792
to get appreciated for "Smooth"?
825
00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:16,750
Andrew: You are appreciated
826
00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:16,750
for "Smooth,"
827
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,250
but you should want
828
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,250
to be appreciated
829
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:19,500
for other things as well.
830
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,792
Baxter: How about answer this.
831
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:22,375
What's...
832
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:22,375
Zars: "Smooth."
833
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:23,792
Baxter: No.
834
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:27,208
Where's your favorite place
835
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:27,208
to vacation?
836
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:30,750
Is it a city?
837
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:30,750
Place?
838
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:32,792
Zars: Smooth Town, U.S.A.
839
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:32,792
Baxter: That is not a city.
840
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:35,292
Andrew: It actually is a city,
841
00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:35,292
but it doesn't matter.
842
00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:36,542
Baxter: Where?
843
00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:36,542
Smooth Town, U.S.A.
844
00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:38,375
Zars: All right,
845
00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:38,375
Clearwater, Florida.
846
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:39,458
Baxter: There.
847
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:39,458
Andrew: See?
848
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:40,833
Baxter: Isn't that beautiful?
849
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:43,750
That's it, Zars.
850
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:43,750
Come with us.
851
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:45,875
Andrew: To Sales Town.
852
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,625
If I give you $10,000 and say,
853
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:49,458
"You have to use this
854
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:49,458
on a vacation
855
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:51,250
and go anywhere you want,"
856
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:51,250
where do you go?
857
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,667
Zars: Barstow?
858
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,417
Andrew: That's cool!
859
00:18:52,667 --> 00:18:54,417
That's cool.
860
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:56,042
You have a bunch
861
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:56,042
of different interests
862
00:18:56,042 --> 00:18:57,708
you haven't even
863
00:18:56,042 --> 00:18:57,708
recognized before.
864
00:18:57,708 --> 00:18:59,625
Zars: I'm so much
865
00:18:57,708 --> 00:18:59,625
more than "Smooth."
866
00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:00,958
Baxter: Yes!
867
00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:00,958
Andrew: So much more
868
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:02,625
than "Smooth."
869
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:02,625
Baxter: So much more!
870
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:04,750
Zars: I mean, and I --
871
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:04,750
I've been stuck in that space,
872
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:08,167
and I put my value
873
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:08,167
of myself onto that.
874
00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:09,917
And it's just like...
875
00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:09,917
Andrew: Yeah.
876
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,333
Zars: ...I am more than that.
877
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:14,167
I am -- I am bracelets.
878
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:14,167
I am rings.
879
00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:17,667
I am, you know, fun...
880
00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:17,667
Baxter: Yes.
881
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:19,167
Zars: ...uh, T-shirts.
882
00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:21,833
Baxter: Yeah.
883
00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:21,833
Tamamara: Oh, my God.
884
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:25,083
Zars St. Lars.
885
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:25,083
I recognize you now!
886
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:28,250
Fourth lead guitarist
887
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:28,250
on "Smooth"?
888
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,458
Andrew: Yes.
889
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,458
Wow.
890
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:31,042
Zars: I'm afraid I am.
891
00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:32,583
Baxter: Yeah.
892
00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:32,583
Andrew: That's impressive.
893
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,375
Tamamara: I lost my virginity
894
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,375
to that song!
895
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:37,042
Zars: Oh. Thank you.
896
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,708
We had fun doing that.
897
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:41,500
Tamamara: Oh, my God.
898
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:41,500
I can't...This is your house!
899
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,875
Zars: This is actually
900
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,875
the house that "Smooth" built.
901
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:47,875
"Smooth" was written...
902
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:47,875
Tamamara: No!
903
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:52,042
Zars: ...and then I was able
904
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:52,042
to afford that table.
905
00:19:52,042 --> 00:19:53,583
And then I bought this,
906
00:19:52,042 --> 00:19:53,583
and then I bought this,
907
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,083
and then I bought that,
908
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,083
and then I bought that...
909
00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,667
Andrew: Right.
910
00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,667
Zars: And then I bought this,
911
00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:58,125
and then I bought that,
912
00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:58,125
and then I bought this.
913
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,417
Tamamara: I'm buying this house.
914
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,417
Baxter: Great!
915
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:00,833
Andrew: Okay!
916
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:00,833
Tamamara: Yes.
917
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,333
Andrew: I like hearing that.
918
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,333
Baxter: Yes.
919
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:03,917
Tamamara: I need to have it.
920
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:03,917
Andrew: Thanks.
921
00:20:03,917 --> 00:20:05,250
Baxter: Done deal!
922
00:20:03,917 --> 00:20:05,250
Andrew: Make it a smooth deal.
923
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,625
Zars: Make it a deal
924
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:08,417
and make it real,
925
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:08,417
or let's forget about it!
926
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,917
Baxter: Yes, that's good!
927
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:13,000
Baxter and Andrew:
928
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:13,000
?? Man, it's a hot one ??
929
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,542
Baxter:
930
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,542
Whoo, I love that song!
931
00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:17,875
????
932
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,750
Dean: Well, if he's dead,
933
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,750
that just makes things easier.
934
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,833
All right.
935
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,833
Bye.
936
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:29,542
Glenn: Hi, Dean.
937
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:29,542
Dean: Glenn.
938
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:31,167
Glenn: I studied all night,
939
00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:32,458
and I have never been
940
00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:32,458
more ready to convince Dean
941
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:34,583
that I'm his guy
942
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:34,583
for the book foreword.
943
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,500
Thank you for taking
944
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,500
this appointment with me.
945
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,000
Dean: Absolutely.
946
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,833
Glenn: I am thrilled
947
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,833
to be pitching to you
948
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:42,208
why I should be the one
949
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:42,208
writing your foreword.
950
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,625
Now...
951
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:44,917
Dean: Glenn, I'm going
952
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:44,917
to stop you there.
953
00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:46,417
Glenn: Okay.
954
00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:46,417
Dean: It won't be you.
955
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:47,833
Glenn: You don't want
956
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:47,833
to hear my pitch at all?
957
00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,292
Dean: Well, I don't need
958
00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,292
to hear your pitch.
959
00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:51,708
Glenn: Can I give you
960
00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:51,708
five of the words?
961
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:52,958
Dean: If you like.
962
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:54,417
Glenn: Warmth of
963
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:54,417
the birthing canal.
964
00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:56,083
Dean: Feel better?
965
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:57,792
Glenn: Not really,
966
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:57,792
it didn't seem to hook you.
967
00:20:57,792 --> 00:20:59,083
Dean: No, I certainly
968
00:20:57,792 --> 00:20:59,083
don't want to hear
969
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,625
more of whatever
970
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,625
that was going to be.
971
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:02,292
I hope you're not
972
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:02,292
too disappointed.
973
00:21:02,292 --> 00:21:03,667
Glenn: I'm hurting.
974
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:05,167
Dean: Well,
975
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:05,167
it was nice to see you.
976
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:06,917
Glenn: It can't end.
977
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:06,917
Not like this.
978
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,542
I like being near Dean.
979
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,542
I would love to pitch
980
00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,958
you what the other brokers
981
00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,958
might write for you
982
00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:13,417
if they were to write
983
00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:13,417
your foreword.
984
00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:15,667
Dean: Why not?
985
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:17,750
Glenn: For example,
986
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:17,750
if it were Victoria,
987
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:19,250
maybe it would be
988
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:19,250
something like,
989
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,125
"Hi. I'm Victoria King.
990
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:23,125
Every morning, I arise
991
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:23,125
from the depths of Hell
992
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:25,083
to join the human race on Earth.
993
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,625
I'm an awful human being.
994
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,042
If you were to part my hair,
995
00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:30,167
you would find the horns
996
00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:30,167
coming out of my skull."
997
00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:32,167
Dean: We're no closer
998
00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:32,167
to understanding
999
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:33,917
what the foreword would be,
1000
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:33,917
should she write it.
1001
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,750
Glenn: But I got her voice.
1002
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,750
Dean: You certainly did.
1003
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:38,250
Glenn: Okay.
1004
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:38,250
Baxter and Andrew.
1005
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,833
"Hey, y'all, I'm Baxter.
1006
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,833
I start the sentence.
1007
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,167
Give me more golden raisins
1008
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,167
and grits."
1009
00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:45,083
"And I'm Andrew,
1010
00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:45,083
I finish the sentence.
1011
00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:46,625
Where's my protein?"
1012
00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:49,667
Dean: Baxter does love
1013
00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:49,667
gold raisins, I assume!
1014
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:52,125
Glenn, thank you.
1015
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:52,125
I'm sorry that it can't be you.
1016
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,583
But I appreciate your efforts,
1017
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,583
and they won't go unnoticed.
1018
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:56,208
Glenn: Dean, I would love
1019
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:56,208
to leave this meeting
1020
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:58,875
with something tangible
1021
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:58,875
to show for my efforts.
1022
00:21:58,875 --> 00:22:01,542
Dean: Give me your pen.
1023
00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:13,417
There you go.
1024
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:16,000
You just wear that, anywhere.
1025
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,208
Glenn: Wow.
1026
00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:18,875
"Glenn is nice."
1027
00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:20,542
I am nice.
1028
00:22:20,542 --> 00:22:22,083
It says so right here.
1029
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,083
????
1030
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,167
Chelsea: This day sucked.
1031
00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:36,667
DJ's more interesting than me.
1032
00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:39,125
Dean pulled me off the wagon.
1033
00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:39,125
Screw it.
1034
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:41,667
I'm just going to drown
1035
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:41,667
my sorrows in salad,
1036
00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:43,917
and for dessert?
1037
00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:43,917
Yogurt!
1038
00:22:43,917 --> 00:22:46,208
I'm treating myself, bitches.
1039
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,542
Hey, Todd.
1040
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,542
That's my yogurt.
1041
00:23:00,542 --> 00:23:02,167
Todd.
1042
00:23:00,542 --> 00:23:02,167
Hey!
1043
00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:03,708
Don't open my yogurt.
1044
00:23:03,708 --> 00:23:05,542
Whoa, Todd!
1045
00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:07,792
Why are you eating
1046
00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:07,792
my yogurt, man?
1047
00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:10,625
Dude.
1048
00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:10,625
Not cool.
1049
00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:14,250
Don't stare at me while you
1050
00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:14,250
just solemnly eat my yogurt.
1051
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:16,375
Why are you looking at my --
1052
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:16,375
Don't put your hands in my --
1053
00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:17,708
Todd, stop!
1054
00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:19,583
Would you -- No, hey.
1055
00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:21,042
Hey, come on,
1056
00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:21,042
don't go through my bag.
1057
00:23:21,042 --> 00:23:22,833
Todd, don't dump --
1058
00:23:21,042 --> 00:23:22,833
Come on, dude.
1059
00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:24,500
Todd, do not.
1060
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,667
That's a fancy lipstick!
1061
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:26,667
Todd, come on man!
1062
00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:29,708
Todd, don't put
1063
00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:29,708
on my fancy lipstick!
1064
00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:32,708
Don't put on my Mac RiRi Woo.
1065
00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:32,708
Todd!
1066
00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:35,625
Do not wear my RiRi Woo,
1067
00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:35,625
Rihanna doesn't --
1068
00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:39,458
Todd, you just
1069
00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:39,458
ate my Mac lipstick.
1070
00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:40,958
Todd, don't!
1071
00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:40,958
Put down my sweater.
1072
00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:42,833
That is my sweater.
1073
00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:42,833
Todd, that's cashmere.
1074
00:23:42,833 --> 00:23:44,625
Don't cradle it like
1075
00:23:42,833 --> 00:23:44,625
you miss someone.
1076
00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:46,083
Todd!
1077
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:48,250
Todd, you are not
1078
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:48,250
a fancy lady waitress.
1079
00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:49,583
No! Todd.
1080
00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:52,542
Do not bring me something
1081
00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:52,542
I did not order.
1082
00:23:52,542 --> 00:23:53,958
Don't go back
1083
00:23:52,542 --> 00:23:53,958
in the kitchen
1084
00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:55,750
and tell the cook
1085
00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:55,750
it's my fault.
1086
00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,333
Todd, I don't want to...
1087
00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:59,125
Don't make me be a bull though.
1088
00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:01,167
Just don't.
1089
00:24:01,167 --> 00:24:04,042
Why do I --
1090
00:24:01,167 --> 00:24:04,042
Okay, stop.
1091
00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:05,375
No more.
1092
00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:07,167
I don't want to dance, Todd.
1093
00:24:07,167 --> 00:24:09,875
Todd.
1094
00:24:07,167 --> 00:24:09,875
Todd, stop.
1095
00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:12,000
This isn't "West Side Story,"
1096
00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:12,000
stop.
1097
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:16,958
Stop! Hey.
1098
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:16,958
You get out of here.
1099
00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:18,375
You get out. No.
1100
00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:18,375
You back up.
1101
00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:19,833
You back up!
1102
00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:19,833
Get out!
1103
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,042
Get out!
1104
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,042
Get out!
1105
00:24:22,042 --> 00:24:24,375
Go!
1106
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:26,500
Damn.
1107
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,625
I mean, Todd
1108
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,625
is an insane person.
1109
00:24:28,625 --> 00:24:30,042
But I got to say,
1110
00:24:30,042 --> 00:24:32,167
pepper-spraying him
1111
00:24:30,042 --> 00:24:32,167
in the face ended my day
1112
00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:34,542
on a high note.
1113
00:24:34,542 --> 00:24:37,250
Todd: Forgot my cart.
1114
00:24:34,542 --> 00:24:37,250
Chelsea: Oh.
1115
00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:38,667
Oh, and hey, Todd, there's all
1116
00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:38,667
this salad on the floor.
1117
00:24:38,667 --> 00:24:39,917
Can you clean it up?
1118
00:24:39,917 --> 00:24:41,167
Todd: Yeah, yeah,
1119
00:24:39,917 --> 00:24:41,167
I'll get to it.
1120
00:24:46,083 --> 00:24:49,458
????
1121
00:24:49,508 --> 00:24:54,058
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