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Victoria:
Today is a big, big day.
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The 88th Greater Los Angeles
Real Estate Awards are tonight.
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The Diamond Dealmakers,
boys and girls.
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Amir: My little bird is telling
me that I'm a lock to win
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Best Supporting Broker.
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Chelsea: I did an online
campaign for Best Writing
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Adapted Listing Description
that went viral.
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I even got written up
on Curbed LA.
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Baxter: We have been asked
to do a dance
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during the award show tonight.
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And we have really
pushed our choreography
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to a new level.
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[ Both vocalizing indistinctly ]
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Glenn: Platinum is up
for Best Brokerage.
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If we win,
it will complete Dean's TODD:
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Tony, Oscar, Diamond Dealmaker.
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We have to win!
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Dean: Do you feel it?
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Do you feel it?
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Do you feel victory
flowing through your very veins?
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All: Yes!
Victoria: Yeah, I do.
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Dean: Because tonight
is the night
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we will go to those
real estate awards.
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We will win
the Diamond Dealmaker.
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And we will crush Infinity
and taste their humiliation.
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Glenn: Yes.
Dean: And TODD will be mine!
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Glenn: Yes!
Dean: Onward to victory!
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[ All cheering ]
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??
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Glenn: Hey, Chelsea.
Chelsea: Hey. What's up?
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Glenn: Congrats on
your feature in Curbed LA.
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Chelsea: Oh, thank you!
Yeah. It turned out good.
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Glenn: Yeah. So I've been doing
a lot of thinking
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about me and Chelsea
and our sensually charged
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"will they, won't they,"
on-again, off-again situation.
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Geez.
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Oh, yeah. Geez,
you got big eyes. Uh...
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Chelsea: Do you have
a learning disability?
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Glenn:
What's your number again?
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Chelsea: Um, you know what?
This one doesn't, um,
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this one doesn't have it.
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Glenn: The way that I can
man up here at Platinum...
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Chelsea: Mm-hmm.
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Glenn: ...is for us
to keep this professional.
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Chelsea: I know how I feel.
Glenn: Stop.
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Chelsea: I know how everyone
in this office feels...
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Glenn: Stop. I know you...
Chelsea: At the sight
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of a beautiful
interracial couple.
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Glenn: And I have to tell her
what's in my heart.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Uh, so, I was thinking
about my self-imposed ban
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on not dating you while
you're my subordinate.
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Chelsea: Oh.
Glenn: And while I knew
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that it would be very
challenging for both of us,
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I did not think that it
would be this hard.
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I want to be with you.
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Chelsea: Oh.
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Glenn: And I was thinking
that maybe we could go
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to the awards dinner tonight.
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Chelsea: Oh. Um, Glenn,
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I'm really sorry.
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But I actually think
that your rule
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from before was right.
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I don't -- I don't think
we should be together.
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Glenn: No, that's okay.
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Chelsea: Yeah.
I was thinking about it.
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And it's just never a good idea
to date your boss.
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I mean, I was Jay Z's assistant.
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So...
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[ Phone rings ]
Oh, I'm sorry.
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I have to get this.
Is that o--
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Are we okay?
Glenn: Yeah. Yeah. We're good.
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Chelsea: Okay. Thanks.
Glenn: Yeah. We're great.
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Chelsea: Hello?
Uh, yes.
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This is the Chelsea
from the Curbed feature.
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Yeah. I'd love to help you.
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Glenn: That's not how that
was supposed to go at all!
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??
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Victoria: Just because I'm
a lock for the awards tonight
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doesn't mean I can't do a little
last-second victory lap,
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which is why I'm doing a favor
for my loser ex-boyfriend
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who wants me to sell his house.
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This is amazing, by the way.
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Grieg:
This is the old pad.
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Victoria:
You have really, uh...
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Grieg: Stepped it up. [ Laughs ]
Victoria: Yeah.
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Did not expect this.
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Um, wow.
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This place is a long way
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from that shit hole
futon-infested
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rat's nest
he used to call a home.
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Grieg: Remember that...
Victoria: Uh...
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Grieg:
...from the old apartment?
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Remember?
Victoria: Oh, my God.
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Grieg: I kept it.
Victoria: Of course you did!
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Grieg: I got that
for $5 from Goodwill.
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And now it's sitting in this
7-plus-million-dollar house.
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Victoria: Reminds you
of that time?
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Grieg: Yeah, just that
nightmare of a time.
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Victoria: That time.
Grieg: And I look at that,
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and I see how far
I've come along, you know?
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Victoria:
Well, in some areas.
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Grieg: From that horrible,
horrible time.
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Victoria: I think there was
good things about that time.
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Grieg:
No. It was a nightmare.
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Victoria: Okay.
Well, uh, I love the flooring.
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For the record,
I broke up with him.
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And there is a record.
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I had it notarized.
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[ Phone rings ]
Grieg: I'm sorry. I got a call.
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Victoria: Oh, please.
No. Take your time.
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Grieg: Will. Hey.
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I'm in the middle of,
uh, selling my house.
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Can I call you back?
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All right, buddy.
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Victoria: Was that, uh...
Grieg: Sorry about that.
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Victoria: ...Will,
fraternity brother Will?
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Grieg: No, no. [ Laughs ]
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Victoria: No?
You don't talk to him anymore?
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Grieg: Uh, no.
That was will.i.am.
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Victoria:
I'm...will.i.am.
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Grieg: will.i.am, you know,
the musician.
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Victoria: Yeah.
Grieg: The Black Eyed Peas guy.
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Victoria: I --
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I re-- Yeah.
Grieg: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Victoria: No, I know his --
I know his music.
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Grieg: Yeah. Oh, shoot.
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Victoria: Are they calling
again? will.i.am calling.
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Grieg: Will. [ Chuckles ]
Victoria: So --
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so needed. [ Laughs ]
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Grieg:
Will Smith, what's up?
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Yeah. I'm actually in the middle
of selling my house right now.
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Yeah.
All right, buddy.
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I'll call you back.
I am so sorry.
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Victoria: Different Will.
Grieg: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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[ Chuckling ]
Not the fraternity brother.
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Victoria: No.
Neither of them were.
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They were --
Grieg: Yeah.
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Victoria: It was a musician,
then a famous...
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Grieg: Yeah.
Victoria: ...movie star.
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Grieg:
Gosh, you look so great.
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Victoria: Thank you.
Grieg: And, uh,
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and I'm definitely
in a better place.
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Victoria: Definitely
a better house.
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Grieg: Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, my God.
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My old place was, what,
the size of this carpet?
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Victoria: That was just --
It was tiny. I kept saying,
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"Please get a bigger place."
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And then you did, but not
while we were together.
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Grieg: Yeah. Well, I didn't have
any money when we were together.
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Victoria: Well, 'cause
you didn't want to work.
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Grieg: You know what?
It was --
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it was childhood stuff
that I was dealing with.
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And then
I started seeing a therapist.
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Victoria: 'Cause I told you
to see a therapist.
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Grieg: You were always
telling me about my issues.
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And I was like, "Fuck you."
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I mean, like --
like, literally, "Fuck you."
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And after we broke up,
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I was like,
"Maybe I do have issues."
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Victoria: Huh.
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Grieg: And I started
seeing a therapist.
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Victoria:
Crazy how that comes up after.
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Grieg: Yeah. Yeah.
Victoria: You know?
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But you had still said,
"Fuck you."
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So that was still there.
Grieg: Yeah, which wasn't right,
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And then I started,
uh, seeing a therapist.
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I started meditating.
Victoria: Mm.
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Grieg: I started just
making changes.
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I lost all that weight.
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And then I bought
Panda Express.
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And then I really...
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Victoria: The -- for dinner
or the whole company?
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Grieg: The company, like,
right before it really took off.
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Victoria:
You own orange chicken?
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Grieg: [ Chuckling ] Yeah.
Yeah. I guess.
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Victoria: Who knew that those
stocks he was always playing
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with could lead to real money?
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Grieg: Remember how,
whenever we'd have sex,
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you would go down on me
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and I would never
return the favor?
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And you'd get so upset.
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Victoria: It's just vague --
it's a vague...
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Well, I think it's two,
you know. Grieg: And yeah.
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Victoria:
When someone gives, you...
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Grieg: And I was like,
"I just don't do that."
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Victoria: ...don't just take.
You give back.
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Grieg: But now
I love eating pussy.
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Victoria: Just lo-- Okay!
You love it?
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Grieg: I don't even, like,
do dick stuff when I have sex.
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I just eat pussy all the time.
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Like, I can eat pussy all night.
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So, yeah.
I'm a different guy now.
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Victoria: Wow. It sounds --
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it sounds, um,
sounds a lot different.
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Grieg: Yeah.
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Victoria: Good thing Victoria's
gettin' waxed tonight.
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[ Laughs ]
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Andrew: Before meeting with
our Diamond Dealmakers Dancers
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for some vigorous
rehearsals...
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Baxter: ...we're meeting
with our client,
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Dr. Phillib Almnall, to put an
offer in on a house in Malibu.
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Andrew: Is that true?
Baxter: That's true.
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Andrew: Oh, yeah!
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The only snag is Amir
is the selling agent.
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Baxter: So, we had to have
our best poker faces on.
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[ Laughter ]
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Pretty great.
Phillib: I love it.
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I love it. I love it.
Baxter: It's great, right?
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Hey, hey, hey. Phillib,
Phillib, Phillib.
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Phillib:
God, this could be mine!
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Baxter: Phillib.
Phillib: Oh, my God.
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This is my house.
This is my house.
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Baxter: Phil, Phil, Phil.
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Phillib:
Just look at that view!
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Baxter: The view's amazing.
Phillib: This is stupid!
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Baxter: You seem to be --
you seem to be...
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Baxter: Listen.
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We need you to be calm.
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Phillib:
Okay, for the deal.
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Baxter: Because
it's Amir's listing
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Phillib:
No, I get it. I get it.
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Baxter: And we have
to have a poker face.
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Because he is a shark.
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All right?
Phillib: Yes.
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Baxter: You will...
Andrew: He'll sense that,
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and he will drive the price up.
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Phillib:
And we do not want that.
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Andrew:
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Phillib: Want the best
deal possible for my new house.
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Andrew: So we call this an
"I like it but, I like it but."
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Just keep that in your mind.
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Baxter: Why don't you say,
"I like it but,"
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and then finish the sentence?
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Phillib: I like it,
but the driveway's too long.
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It just means that
I can host all these parties,
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and people will have places
to park!
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Andrew: No -- no
"I like it but and alsos."
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Baxter: Don't add.
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Yeah. Just, "I like it but,"
and then a bad thing.
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Phillib: Okay. Yes. I like it,
but that hot tub...
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Baxter: No. So you...
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See, you -- you smiled huge.
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Andrew: The but has
to be a bad thing.
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Phillib: Yeah. No.
I know. I know.
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I'm just tryin' to think.
Andrew: I like it.
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I like it, but the backyard
isn't big enough.
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Phillib: But it is. Look at it.
Baxter: No.
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Andrew: No.
I'm not sayin' that.
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I'm saying for you to say --
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You're gonna have to lie
a little bit.
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Phillib: I can't lie.
Andrew: Yes, you can lie.
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Phillib: I like it
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[Stilted voice] but the backyard
isn't big enough.
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Andrew: Oh, you literally
can't lie.
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This might be harder
than we thought.
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I mean, lying is the key
to real estate.
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Baxter: It's the key,
the door, the house.
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It's everything.
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??
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Amir: I love negotiating
with Andrew and Baxter.
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It's like taking money
from a baby.
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Yeah. I take money
from babies.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Phillib: Hey.
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Amir: This hand's getting
really cold.
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Andrew: Hey.
Amir: Think I can,
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uh, warm it up
with a handshake and a deal?
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Baxter: Uh, we're...
Andrew: No.
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We have other houses
to look at today.
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So we gotta kinda --
we have to move.
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This one went, I would say,
on a scale of one to 10,
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it was a fiver.
Amir: Really?
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Baxter: Yeah. We didn't really
even get to the back
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of the property. We had a couple
big issues inside.
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So I think we're gonna move on.
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Amir: You guys
haven't seen the back.
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The back is one of the most
beautiful parts.
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Phillib:
I like it, but...
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Baxter: But?
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Amir: But the, uh...
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Andrew:
He's gotta choose 'cause there's
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a few things he doesn't like.
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Baxter: The kitchen is not
as open as you would like.
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Andrew: Yeah.
Phillib: I was looking for...
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Baxter: For something
a little bigger.
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It's just not gonna really do.
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He needs some more
high-end appliances.
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Amir: Yeah.
Phillib: The floors were so...
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Amir: Is your face okay?
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Are you in a lot of pain?
Phillib: Yes.
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Amir: You are in
a lot of pain, aren't you?
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Phillib: I need to make
the best deal possible
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for me...
Baxter: Yes.
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Phillib:
Dr. Phillib Almnall.
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May I speak to you for just
a moment, man to man?
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Amir:
Mano a mano. I like that.
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Phillib: I wonder if...
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[ Whispering ]
I want this house so much.
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Please give me this house.
I need this house.
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I will do anything for it.
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Baxter: Ah hah ha.
Amir: Hey.
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Baxter: He does that.
He -- he does --
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he does this
opposite thing where...
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Amir: Oh, he does
an opposite thing?
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Baxter: ...he pulls you close.
Andrew: It's an opposite thing.
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Amir: He does an opposite thing.
Andrew: Yeah.
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Amir: Tell me right now,
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do you want this house?!
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??
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Victoria: Since I dumped him,
my ex-boyfriend, Grieg,
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has transformed himself
into my dream man.
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I mean, he reached out
to me to "sell his house."
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But I think the real reason
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he called is
to get back together.
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Grieg: I'm definitely
in a better place.
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And I have you to thank.
I'm about to sell a huge house
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because it's too small.
You know?
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Victoria: Uh, so I
just was noticing your,
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uh, your ring.
Grieg: Yeah. Yeah.
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Victoria: With the...
Grieg: Oh, yeah. I'm engaged.
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00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,803
Victoria: No!
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Grieg: She proposed to me,
which [laughs] it's almost like,
324
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"Okay. I love you.
325
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So, yeah, I do."
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Victoria: So funny.
Grieg: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Victoria: You didn't
believe in marriage.
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Grieg: Not at all.
329
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Victoria: And now
you're wearing a ring.
330
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Grieg: I'm in love.
331
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She's a great interior designer.
Let me show you.
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Victoria: Is she?
Grieg: Oh, yeah.
333
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Let me show you
some of her work.
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Check this out.
Victoria: Love to see.
335
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Grieg: This is the room.
Victoria: Yeah. Yeah.
336
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No, it's great. So how long
have you been engaged?
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Grieg:
Uh, I've been engaged
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for about five months now.
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Victoria: Five months.
Grieg: Yeah.
340
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,398
Her name's Giselle.
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Victoria: Giselle?
Grieg: Yeah. This is her,
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by the way.
343
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Giselle. Uh...
Victoria: She's cute.
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Grieg: This is candid,
completely candid.
345
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She had just done emergency
open-heart surgery
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on an orphan in Botswana.
347
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And she was wiped out.
348
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:55,914
And she didn't know
I was taking this photo.
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And I...
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Victoria: Yeah.
Grieg: ...kinda snapped it.
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And you could just see
how good a person she is.
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Victoria: Oh, yes. Reeks.
353
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,088
Grieg:
On top of being beautiful.
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She was wiped out.
Victoria: She's a doctor, then?
355
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,292
Grieg: She's, uh,
a runway model and a surgeon.
356
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,728
Victoria: She have time
for both of those...
357
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,730
Grieg: Yeah. Well, she does
the modeling for fun.
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00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:16,134
Victoria: I did, um,
I did a print ad for, um, Pepsi.
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Grieg: This one right here
is a Latin Grammy.
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00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,340
Victoria: Oh. She, uh...
Grieg: Yeah.
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00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,309
Victoria: She's a singer too.
Grieg: No, no. It's actually...
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Victoria: This woman does
everything, doesn't she?
363
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Grieg: It's actually
my Latin Grammy.
364
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,813
Victoria: What?
Grieg: Yeah, I got it.
365
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:30,148
Yeah. You know
who gave it to me?
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Victoria: Who?
Grieg: Edward James Olmos.
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He said, "There was not
a single Latino
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00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,020
who deserves this Grammy
more than you."
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00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:38,289
Victoria: That's probably
offensive to Latinos.
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00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:41,192
Grieg: Well, I cowrote a song
that really meant a lot to them:
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"Todo El Mundo."
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00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,163
? Todo el mundo ?
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00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,499
? Es mi corazon ?
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? Es tu corazon ?
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Victoria: Yeah. Really,
I don't speak Spanish.
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00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,838
So I don't even know
what that is.
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Grieg: It means
"my heart is your heart."
378
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,908
Victoria: It's off-tune
a little bit. So it's...
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00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,409
Grieg: Oh, I'm not a singer.
Victoria: Yeah. No.
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00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,912
Grieg: She's a singer, though.
She -- she can sing.
381
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,380
[ Phone rings ]
She's a great singer. I-I'm so sorry.
382
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,915
Victoria: Oh, no, no, no.
383
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,316
Grieg: It's another Will.
[ Laughs ]
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00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,385
Victoria: [ Chuckles ] Wills.
Grieg: Hey, Will.
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00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,953
I'm actually...
386
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,188
Exactly. Yeah.
We're selling the house.
387
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,956
Yeah. And not that one.
388
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,291
No. Not the one in Maui.
389
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,926
Can I give you a ring
maybe later today?
390
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,427
All right. Bye, buddy.
391
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,929
Victoria: Which Will
was that, Shatner?
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00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,864
[ Both laugh ]
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00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:21,866
Grieg: It's Matthew McConaughey.
Yeah. I call him Will.
394
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,301
It's just like
a little inside joke.
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00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,069
Victoria: Sorry.
I wasn't meaning to --
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How many houses do you have?
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Grieg: I don't know.
Victoria: You don't know.
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00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,407
Grieg: Well, do castles
count as houses?
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00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,477
Victoria: Yeah. They count.
Grieg: Okay. Uh, 12?
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00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,245
Victoria: Mm-hmm.
[ Phone rings ]
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00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,080
Grieg: So sorry.
Victoria: Yeah. No. Please.
402
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:37,549
Take this.
Grieg: Giselle.
403
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,117
Victoria: Oh. Gi- [chuckles]
Grieg: Hey, sweetie.
404
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,585
You have news.
405
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,287
Oh, my God. Your pregnant?
406
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,922
I'm gonna be a dad.
407
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,356
Victoria: Oh. Okay.
Grieg: I'm gonna be a dad.
408
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,492
Victoria: Ugh!
For fuck's sake!
409
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,993
Grieg: She wants to talk to you.
Victoria: Oh.
410
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,328
Grieg: She just wants
to thank you...
411
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,863
Victoria: No, no.
Grieg: Just for all you --
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all you've done for us, just...
413
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,169
Victoria:
Hello, Giselle.
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00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,104
Oh, thank you.
415
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,373
No, I know.
He's completely different --
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00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,475
different person
than the man I knew.
417
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,144
Grieg: Exactly.
Victoria: Okay.
418
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,146
We got it.
419
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,081
Yeah. Congratulations.
420
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,617
That sounds like a --
421
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,986
gonna be hard to --
gonna be hard to model
422
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,522
when you're fat for be--
being pregnant.
423
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,490
In case you decide
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that maybe it's not,
you know, it's not worth it,
425
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,995
there's always --
always options.
426
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,430
No.
427
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,332
[ Chuckling ] Of course
you're gonna keep it.
428
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,566
Of course.
429
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,168
You don't have to, though.
430
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,337
Giselle can have
my sloppy seconds.
431
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,572
She may be a surgeon/model,
432
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,141
but is she up
for Best Broker tonight?
433
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,010
[ Chuckles ]
God, I hope not.
434
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:41,412
??
435
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,451
Andrew: We were talking.
We were like,
436
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,419
"If you happen to come down,
437
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,255
like, I don't know,
2.5 million,
438
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,090
we'd probably be willing
to shake on it right now."
439
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,391
Amir: Oh. Should I come
down 2.5 million?
440
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,592
Phillib: Please.
Amir: Oh.
441
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,461
Phillib: I am very poor.
Amir: Great.
442
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,528
And at the same time, can you
guys all pull your pants down
443
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,063
so I can suck all your dicks?
444
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,999
Why not? Let's just
throw that into the mix.
445
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,634
Phillib: Is he serious?
446
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:04,435
Andrew: That's such a typical
Amir tactic to throw us off.
447
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,906
Baxter: I would never
fall for that again.
448
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,440
Amir:
You know, it's all good.
449
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,342
I have a couple buyers
who've already offered asking.
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00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:14,012
So they might fall through.
Andrew: Listen.
451
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,546
Phillib is definitely
into the property.
452
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:16,948
I think it's just the --
453
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,383
the asking price
is a little high.
454
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,418
Maybe you could, uh...
Baxter: Breathe. Breathe.
455
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,153
Andrew: ...think about the buyer
that you want for this.
456
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,122
He's a -- he's gonna
be a great buyer. It's cash.
457
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,224
Amir: I don't think
it's a little high.
458
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,659
Phillib: [ Whining ]
Baxter: Don't squeak. Don't squeak like that.
459
00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:29,594
Amir: I think he's a man
who knows what he wants...
460
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,029
and is squeaking.
461
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,931
He has the squeak of joy.
462
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,265
Andrew: How long...
Baxter: What is the squeak?
463
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,500
Andrew: You can only
breathe out for so long.
464
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,035
How long is this gonna go?
465
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,536
Amir: I will squeak
with you, my friend.
466
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,238
Just say the word, and we
will be squeaking together.
467
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,307
I gotta get home,
shit, shower, shave,
468
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,275
then pluck, pump,
and pick up my date.
469
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,677
Time to close this deal.
470
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:48,079
Andrew: Just remember,
stay quiet and calm.
471
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,480
Baxter: We're --
we're good here.
472
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,082
I think we're
gonna get a good deal.
473
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,717
Amir has agreed
to call his client
474
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,953
and talk about
reducing the price.
475
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,488
Andrew: We just need Dr.
Almnall to shut the hell up for,
476
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,157
like, 30 seconds.
477
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,258
Yes.
Baxter: Zip 'em up.
478
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,492
Andrew: Literally zip it.
479
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,227
Baxter:
And locked it. Yep.
480
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,529
Amir: Well, I just got off
the phone with the seller,
481
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,596
and I have some good news.
482
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:09,434
He's pretty firm at 14.6 mil.
483
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,970
But, uh, he was saying that,
if you are really int--
484
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,304
Phillib: Sold!
485
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,706
14.8! [ Screams ]
Baxter: No. No.
486
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,641
Amir: Yeah!
487
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,110
Phillib: Final offer.
Amir: Final offer: 14.8.
488
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,280
Done deal! Done deal! Done deal!
Phillib: Yes!
489
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,182
Amir: Done deal!
Phillib: Oh, my God!
490
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,750
Amir: 14.8!
491
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,252
Ah, yes!
Phillib: Yes!
492
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,755
Amir:
That's more than 14.6.
493
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,590
That's higher.
Phillib: Look at this!
494
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,592
Andrew: Hey. We tried
to get him a better price.
495
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,295
Baxter: But, honestly,
a higher price means
496
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,130
higher commission for us.
497
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,698
So no skin off our ding-dongs.
498
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,067
Andrew: [ Laughs ]
499
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,736
Our ding-dongs.
500
00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:46,371
Baxter: I knew
you were gonna laugh.
501
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,209
??
502
00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:01,552
??
503
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:09,060
Serge: Hello.
Dean: Yes.
504
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,062
Hello. Serge, Gio.
505
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,397
Gio: Long time, no see.
506
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,765
Serge: Long time,
no see, my friend.
507
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,333
Dean: Could have been
a little bit longer.
508
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:16,801
Serge: [ Laughs ] He say,
509
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,436
"Could have been
a little bit longer."
510
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,104
Gio: He's a funny guy.
Serge: He's so funny.
511
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,372
I forgot how funny you are.
512
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,241
We can't figure out the doors.
513
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:27,178
Dean: Well, gentlemen,
are you very excited
514
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,547
to lose tonight at the awards?
515
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,115
Serge: Do you know
how we found you today?
516
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:32,717
Dean: Oh, how's that?
517
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,620
Serge: We put in the GPS
[imitates buttons clicking]
518
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,588
"big, fat loser."
519
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,357
It just drove to you.
520
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,059
Gio:
[ Imitates tires screeching ]
521
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,727
We found you, "big, fat loser."
522
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,662
Dean: How about...
Serge: Mm-hmm.
523
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,297
Dean: ...two men...
Gio: Mm-hmm.
524
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:49,267
Dean: ...one eyebrow each,
zero trophies?
525
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,569
Serge: Well, who's that?
Dean: That's you two.
526
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,304
Serge: You think
I look like Gio?
527
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,672
Dean: I think you might
as well be the same person.
528
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,240
Serge: That's crazy.
Gio: That's too far.
529
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,675
Serge: That's crazy.
Gio: I'm so good-looking.
530
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,243
Serge: We're not even
same category.
531
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,711
I walking with him
532
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,280
is like go around with
Chris Brown. It's crazy.
533
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,581
Gio: Ladies slide off
of their chair.
534
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,716
Oh, Chris Brown. Mm.
Serge: Oh!
535
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,251
Dean: Much like you
will be sliding off
536
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,686
of your chairs tonight
537
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,254
at the awards banquet...
Serge: From wet vagina.
538
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,090
Dean: ...into obscur--
Serge: That's crazy.
539
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,458
Dean: Now, you see, you're not
letting me finish my roast.
540
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,859
Serge: Okay.
Dean: Classic roast protocol:
541
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,461
Set up, and then
the follow-through,
542
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:17,762
which is where
the sting happens.
543
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,163
Serge: It could be, um...
544
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:20,398
Dean: Twist the knife...
545
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,766
Gio: "You're going
to win tonight.
546
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,234
Oh, no, he won't."
547
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,469
Dean: That's close.
It's more like,
548
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,703
Dean: "You're going
to win tonight
549
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,238
the biggest loser prize."
550
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,639
Gio: That's pretty good.
551
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,641
Serge: Do we want to teach
Dean Rosedragon
552
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,244
the made-for-TV movie
that we wrote the script for?
553
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,879
Gio: Oh, we wrote the script
for the made-for-TV movie
554
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,381
about Dean Rosedragon.
555
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,283
Serge: It's set in the future.
Dean: Mm-hmm.
556
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,119
Serge: You walk in.
You're like, "Oh, my God."
557
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,887
Gio: What happened?
Serge: "I lost everything.
558
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,189
Now I got --
now I got nothing!"
559
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:46,624
[ Glass shatters ]
560
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,459
"No! Don't do it!"
561
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,561
"Do do it."
"No! Don't do it!"
562
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,463
"Do it." Oh, watch porno.
[ Gunshot ]
563
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,465
Blow brains out.
That's you tomorrow.
564
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,434
Dean: What's the budget
for this picture? Is it zero?
565
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,436
Because that's how many prizes
you're going to be
566
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,538
walking out of that
award show with tonight.
567
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:01,772
Gio: You're going down.
Serge: You're going down.
568
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,274
Dean: You're going down.
569
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,575
Gio: Your whole
company's going down.
570
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,843
Dean: Your whole company's
going down,
571
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,411
and by the terms
of our death pact,
572
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,779
you must kill yourselves.
573
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,815
I will absorb your power
and properties.
574
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,416
Serge: That's fair.
575
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:13,818
Gio: We agree to this.
Serge: We agree.
576
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,353
Gio: We agree to this.
Dean: Agree to this.
577
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,921
Gio:
Yes, we agree to this.
578
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,856
All: Death pact. Death pact.
Death pact. Death pact.
579
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:23,194
Death pact. Death pact.
Death pact. Death pact. Death!
580
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:24,896
Gio: We had good times.
Good luck tonight.
581
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,497
Dean: Good luck tonight.
Good luck tonight.
582
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,299
You'll need it.
583
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,501
I won't because
I'm going to win.
584
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,904
My luxury automobile is here.
Serge: Mid-range.
585
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,739
Dean: I'm just running
errands today. So it means...
586
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:35,940
Serge: You're driving
the mid-range.
587
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,909
Dean: Yes. That's right.
588
00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:39,577
Serge: Oh. That's a great car
for, like, a Puerto Rican guy
589
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,779
or something like that who wants
to seem fancy, you know?
590
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,581
Dean: I'll see you first
at the award show.
591
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,750
Serge: Mm-hmm.
Dean: And then in hell.
592
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,718
Serge: Mm.
That was pretty good.
593
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,687
Gio: That was pretty good.
Why did we come here again?
594
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,756
Serge: Huh? Oh, I forgot.
Oh, we were going to kill him.
595
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,424
Gio: Yeah. Oh, shit.
596
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,293
We should get our car again.
Serge: That's okay.
597
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,394
Gio: I didn't get the ticket.
Serge: We didn't get a ticket.
598
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,936
Glenn: I'm on my way
to meet Amir for a late lunch,
599
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,205
or, as I call it, lupper.
600
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,774
I need to get his advice
on this whole Chelsea situation.
601
00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:13,811
Amir: Uh, I'll get the
[speaks foreign language]
602
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,446
The spot prawns
are from Santa Barbara?
603
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,681
Man: They are from
Santa Barbara.
604
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,417
But they're mailed from Napa.
605
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,319
Amir: Interesting. So they mail
them up and then back down.
606
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,720
Okay.
Man: It's a process.
607
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,222
Amir: Okay.
Put some bay scallops in there.
608
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,389
Man: Sounds good.
Amir: Thanks.
609
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,225
Man: You ready?
610
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,760
Glenn: Uh, I'll have a peanut
butter sandwich, creamy.
611
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:30,895
Man:
I'll see what I can do.
612
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,897
Amir:
Look. You're a smart guy.
613
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,865
Let's do a little
logic equation.
614
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:35,967
Glenn: Okay.
615
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:37,435
Amir: What is it that
616
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:40,671
is stopping you
from dating Chelsea?
617
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,473
Glenn: Her...choices.
618
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,242
Amir:
But what is making her
619
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,943
come to that conclusion
620
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,845
about why you couldn't date her?
621
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,647
Glenn: I mean, I told her
that we shouldn't date
622
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,649
because, you know,
I'm her boss, technically.
623
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,017
I'm partner. And she's --
Amir: Yes.
624
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,619
Glenn: She's working
underneath me.
625
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,020
Amir: Exactly.
Glenn: You know?
626
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:59,457
Amir: You know, look.
She was hurt by that.
627
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,392
You're a dreamy guy.
628
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:03,527
You're a really hot guy.
629
00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:07,398
If you don't take
drastic measures to get Chelsea,
630
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,500
someone else will.
Glenn: I --
631
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,636
I couldn't live with that.
I don't want that to happen.
632
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,571
Amir: No, you don't.
So you know what you have to do.
633
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:14,739
Glenn: You want me
to kill myself?
634
00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:15,973
Amir: No.
635
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,508
Glenn: I mean,
that'll fix things.
636
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,410
Amir: No.
637
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:22,046
Glenn, you said
that the one thing stopping you
638
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,849
from dating Chelsea was the fact
that you're partner.
639
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,584
Glenn: Right.
640
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,019
Amir: You can't make
her partner.
641
00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:29,720
Glenn: Right.
Amir: What is the other choice?
642
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,355
Glenn: Offer to shave...
643
00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:33,591
[ Whispers indistinctly ]
Offer to do that?
644
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,059
Amir: That's the one thing
that's stopping you,
645
00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:36,594
is that you don't
shave your balls!
646
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,928
Glenn: Shh!
Amir: Glenn...
647
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,497
Glenn: They're trimmed.
Amir: Sorry.
648
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:42,333
Glenn: They're trimmed.
649
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,968
O-M-gosh.
650
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,703
I know what I have to do.
651
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,805
I should give up being partner.
652
00:21:51,843 --> 00:21:54,412
??
653
00:21:54,462 --> 00:21:59,012
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