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Victoria: Chelsea.
Chelsea: Hmm?
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Victoria: Snipquit has 400,000
new users this month.
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Chelsea: I know, right?
Bitches be crazy.
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Victoria: That's amazing.
Chelsea: Yeah.
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Victoria: I did not see
this thing doing this well.
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Chelsea: Snipquit is
an app I created
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that's doing really well.
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You upload a photo of yourself,
choose a set of bangs,
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then it notifies
three of your friends
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so they can talk about what
a disaster your new face is.
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Victoria: Are these checks?
Chelsea: Yes.
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Oh, my God,
please do something.
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They just keep sending them.
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I cannot handle all this,
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like, paper money in my face.
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[ Money counter riffles, dings ]
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Victoria:
There's $107,000 here.
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Chelsea: Did you just
Rain Man all these checks?
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Victoria: Yeah, I mean,
just -- It's a rough count.
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Chelsea: That's weird
and terrifying.
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Victoria: Look, you have
to deposit these, okay?
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Chelsea: No. Never.
I don't go into banks.
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Banks are for poor people
and people in castes.
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Victoria: Okay, well,
that doesn't make any sense.
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Banks are not for poor people.
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You need money
to go into a bank.
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Chelsea: I went into
a bank once as a kid,
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and it scarred me for life.
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A man had a bag
of that dirty metal money
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that jingles when you shake it.
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Victoria: This is
a real business, all right?
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Chelsea: I really can't --
Look, they're everywhere.
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Victoria:
Was this hard to do?
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Chelsea: Hard to do what?
Make an app?
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Victoria: Yeah.
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Chelsea: No,
any idiot could do it.
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I could develop apps
in my sleep,
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while I'm driving, sexting --
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once at a funeral.
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Victoria:
How do you do it?
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Chelsea: You just, like,
find a guy who writes code.
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You have a great idea, and then
you market the shit out of it.
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Like, what's so hard about it?
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Baxter: Uhh...
Victoria: [ Gasps ]
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Chelsea: Ohh.
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Chelsea: Oh, damn.
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Baxter: Snipquit told me bangs
wouldn't be a good look on me,
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and I didn't listen.
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I'm ready to listen now.
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??
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Glenn: I'm on my way
to meet a new client
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at one of my listings in Malibu.
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That's right.
Glenn is doing this over here
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and then this over here.
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These are moneybags.
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I'm getting commission
on both ends.
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Just Mac:
You seen my latest video?
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Glenn: Yes.
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Just Mac: Yeah?
"Put That Mac on the Cheese"?
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Yeah. You know
the dance from it?
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Glenn: Uh, a little bit.
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Just Mac: Yeah, that's right.
? Put the mac on the cheese ?
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? Put the mac on the cheese ?
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Glenn:
He's famous rapper Just Mac.
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I'm a huge fan.
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I learned to mime
at theater sports.
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I rode the bench a lot,
but I picked up a few things.
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These are things.
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Just Mac: Hey,
what's your name again?
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Glenn: Uh, Glenn.
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Just Mac: Nah,
I don't like that.
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You're Dionte now.
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Listen, Dionte, sell me
on this motherfucker, all right?
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Come on, give it to me good.
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I feel like you
holding back right now.
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To be honest, I'm thinking
about going somewhere else.
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Glenn: That's great intuition.
I was holding back.
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I will. This is
a hot motherfucker.
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You have a hot --
Just Mac: Stop.
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I want you to tell it
to me in rhyme.
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Glenn:
Oh, I'm not a rapper.
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Just Mac: That's cool.
That's cool, baby.
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Listen, we gonna --
we gonna whet the whistle
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before we fuck, okay?
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Glenn:
[ Babbling ]
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Just Mac:
Yeah, okay, okay.
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? Uhh, I'm Mac ?
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? I'm a-a big,
old baller and ?
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? Surprise, motherfucker, I'm
a little lactose intolerant ?
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? 'Cause it's Just Mac,
Just Mac, no cheese ?
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? No mac, no cheese,
No mac, no cheese Just mac ?
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? No cheese,
all right, Dionte ?
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? Get on the beat now ?
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Glenn:
[ Grunting and babbling ]
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Just Mac: Sounds like you
hyperventilating,
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like you just ran a marathon.
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Glenn: Oh, no, see,
I'm trying to do,
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like, Boyz II Men
meets Mystical.
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Just Mac is young,
rich, and famous.
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I know he's looking
for a poon lagoon.
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Amir taught me that.
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Just Mac: You solid?
'Cause I fuck hard.
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Glenn: Yes.
Just Mac: I fuck hard, dude.
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I don't want to be falling
three stories.
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you know what I'm saying?
Glenn: No, you could --
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Just Mac: These ceilings
are high as fuck.
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I might die.
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Glenn: You're not
going to die here.
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Just Mac: That's right,
'cause Just Mac ain't
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never gonna die, motherfucker!
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I need a good house,
motherfucker!
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Marigold: Oh.
Did you call for your mother?
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Just Mac: Uh, yes.
Yeah, hey, Mom. How's it going?
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Marigold: Good. Mackenzie,
that is just beautiful in there.
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Just Mac:
How nice is this place?
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Marigold: Oh, it's gorgeous.
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Just Mac: Gosh, it's like
the windows are so transparent.
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It's like looking through
ghosts.
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Marigold: Mm! Yes.
Just Mac: The Holy Ghost.
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Marigold:
Yes, the Holy Ghost.
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Just Mac: The Holy Ghost.
Man.
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Marigold: Tight.
Just Mac: Yeah?
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I feel like this
is the kind of place
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I can really see a future
for myself, you know?
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Marigold: Yes, well,
that room back there --
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that would be good
for the grandchildren.
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Just Mac: Oh, it would be.
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Glenn: Children?
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I thought he wanted filthy sex,
not start-a-family sex.
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Just Mac: Do you want
to check out the --
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the other room over there, Mom?
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Marigold: Oh, of course.
Just Mac: Great.
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Marigold: You know what,
I think this is the one.
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Just Mac: Okay.
Marigold: Mm! Ooh!
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You know how to treat
your mama right.
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Just Mac: That's right.
Ah.
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Glenn: Your mother
is a wonderful woman.
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Just Mac: Don't fucking touch
me, Wonderbread motherfucker!
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Forget everything
you just fucking saw.
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I will fucking plug your ass
into the Matrix, motherfucker.
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You ain't ever seen nothing.
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Hey, Mom?
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Marigold: Yes, baby?
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You all right?
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Just Mac:
Yes, I am so good.
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Just wanted to see what you
were cooking up over here.
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Glenn: He's like
Jekyll and Hyde,
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but his mom's the potion.
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But who am I to judge?
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I'm a mama's boy, too.
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I wonder if Just Mac also
breastfed until he was 9.
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I'll ask.
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??
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Amir: I'm showing
a Beverly Hills estate
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to one of my idols --
real-estate developer Uri Lurie.
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Uri is a legend.
When he was 26,
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he bought a preserved wetland,
revoked its status,
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killed all the birds,
and built a nightclub.
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He called it -- wait for it --
The Wetlands.
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Uri: We just tore down a
special-ed school in Burbank,
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and we're turning it
into 320 condo developments,
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so, pretty exciting stuff.
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Amir: Oh, man.
That's awesome.
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I have a serious admiration
boner for this guy right now.
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What do you think?
Uri: Yeah, I mean...
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Amir:
It's a beautiful place.
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Uri: [ Inhales ] It smells
like a Walgreens.
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Amir: You're gonna turn
this into a Walgreens?
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Uri: Absolutely,
but one of the new ones
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where no one works there.
It's just machinery.
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Amir:
Oh, I love that move.
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Uri: Those are exciting.
You know what I mean?
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Because I am so sick
of talking to people.
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Amir: Yeah, yeah.
I'm with you.
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And, uh, I've tried
to steal things from them,
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and then you can't.
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Uri:
What are you stealing?
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Like, uh, toothpaste or...?
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Amir: It's kind
of the challenge.
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Dental floss is what I stole.
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Uri: Hmm.
All right, so,
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I'm gonna knock
this down tomorrow morning.
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Is that all right?
Amir: Oh.
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Tomorrow morning?
Uh...
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Uri: Oh, is that?
I can do it tonight if you want.
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Amir: This is
a delicate situation.
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I've got to keep Uri happy,
and hopefully this is
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the beginning of a great
working relationship.
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And I've got to keep
my client happy
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and get him the maximum price.
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These are dicks.
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Uri: $4.5 million.
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Amir: Okay, he's telling me
that his final --
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Uri:
Zzzz. $6 million.
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Amir: $6.5 million.
Uri: 6 1/2.
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Amir: $6 million and...
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Uri: No, $17 million.
And that's...
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Amir: Okay, Schlomo,
offer is sevent--
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Uri: Just underneath 18 --
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Amir: Which is not the final --
Uri: I can do 18.5.
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Amir: 18.5.
That's what it is.
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Uri: Ah! 21.
Amir: 21. 21.
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Uri: Don't even try it.
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Amir:
...is the offer.
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Do you want to just stay
on the phone, Schlomo?
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I think this might
just keep going up.
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No.
Uri: It's not going to.
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Amir: It's not going up.
So, the final answer offer is...
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Uri: 24.
Amir: ...24.
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Schlomo is right.
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Schlomo is right.
Just stay on the phone.
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24...
Uri: That's it.
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Amir:
...is what it is,
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which I think
is way under value,
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but, Schlomo, it's up to you
if you want to take it.
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Uri: 28.
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Amir:
28 is what we have right now.
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Uri: 32.
Amir: He's not a fan of --
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32 he's a little bit
more of a fan of.
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He's saying triple high is 37.
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Uri: 37.
I thought it was 36.
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Amir: 36.
Uri: Triple high -- 36.
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Amir: He says, "Fuck high."
Uri: 36.3.
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Amir: 36.3.
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Done.
Uri: That was fun.
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Amir: Yeah.
Okay, Shabbat shalom, shalom.
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Uri: Schlomo, it's me.
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Let's do 37.
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Amir: Ooh! Yah!
Everybody cums!
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Ha ha! I mean wins.
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??
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Chelsea: Snipquit's a hit.
They all know it.
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The brokers have been
pitching me their ideas
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nonstop all day long.
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I love being in charge!
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Amir: Okay, my app is called
You're a Perfect Man.
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Chelsea: Okay.
Amir: It's a dating app
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just for women, like Bumble.
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The difference being
that all the women
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are set up with one man -- me.
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Chelsea: Do the women know
they're being set up with you?
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Amir: No.
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Chelsea: See,
we can't trick them.
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Can't trick women.
Amir: Yes, we can.
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I've done it a lot.
Chelsea: No.
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Amir: Yeah, no, you can
totally trick women.
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Andrew: You can call a car
to come pick you up.
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Now, these cars
aren't normal taxis.
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These are people just looking
to make a few bucks.
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Chelsea: Like Uber.
Andrew: This isn't Uber.
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This is called Pickups.
This is different.
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Chelsea: How is it different?
Andrew: We would use little --
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To signify that we're different,
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we would use
little pink mustaches
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on the front of our --
Chelsea: That's Lyft.
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Andrew: That's what?
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Chelsea: Lyft?
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Next one.
Give me another one.
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Andrew: You're in --
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You're in a bar.
Chelsea: Okay.
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Andrew: You hear
some music come on.
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You're like,
"This is really catchy.
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I don't know what it is."
Chelsea: It's Shazam.
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You're about to describe Shazam.
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Andrew: Hold on.
Chelsea: It's Shazam.
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Andrew: I don't know what Shazam
is, but I guarantee I'm not.
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This is different.
Chelsea: You guarantee?
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Andrew: 100% guarantee.
Chelsea: Okay.
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What's it called?
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Andrew: The app?
Chelsea: Yeah.
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Andrew: Uh, the app
would be called Cadabra,
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Chelsea: No.
Andrew: As in "abra-cadabra."
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But without the "abra."
Chelsea: Next one.
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Give me another one.
Make this a real --
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Make this a thing
you came up with.
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Andrew:
This is called Snipquit.
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This is an app where you would
take a picture of yourself.
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Chelsea: Get out. Go.
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Victoria: Exes and Hos.
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It's a tracking device
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that helps you find your exes
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and the new tramps
they're dating.
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Chelsea: Like parents
tracking their -- their kids?
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Like that?
Victoria: I don't know.
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I don't have kids,
but I do have a lot of exes,
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and they are dating a lot of hos
that I want to hurt.
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Chelsea: Right, yeah, okay.
Victoria, this is --
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I feel like all of your app
ideas are coming from, like,
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a needing-men place.
Victoria: What?!
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Chelsea: And I don't
think you need that.
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I think you can get rid of it.
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Victoria: Of course I don't
need that. I've got another one.
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Chelsea: Great.
Victoria: Snap. Chelsea: Yeah.
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Victoria: Tells me to go
to a particular restaurant.
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I meet someone there,
a gentleman.
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Chelsea: Why --
Victoria: He comes back to my place,
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and we engage
in some fun times.
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Chelsea: You're an escort.
Victoria: No. No.
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Chelsea: This is another --
This is a prostitution app.
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Victoria: I'm not gonna
pay them for sex.
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Chelsea: No, they pay you.
Victoria: Yes, I love that.
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I knew she'd get it.
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Chelsea: Victoria doesn't
need an app coach.
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She needs a therapist.
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A ther-app-ist.
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Damn, these are great ideas!
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Baxter: It's called
Is That Noodles?
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It is an app.
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You take a photo of something...
Chelsea: Right.
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Baxter: ...and it tells you
if it's noodles or not.
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Chelsea: No.
Baxter: And it is never wrong.
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Okay?
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Chelsea: Mm.
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Baxter: This alien cactus...
Chelsea: Mm-hmm.
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Baxter: ...I ate thinking
it was noodles.
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Chelsea: Ouch.
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Baxter: Oh, no.
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Chelsea: A dog?
You ate a dog?
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Baxter:
My Nana's dog Sadie --
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I didn't eat the whole thing,
but I did bite it.
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Chelsea: Okay.
Baxter: He's fine.
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Full pi�ata.
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No stuffing.
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A bunch of cardboard.
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Chelsea:
Not even any candy.
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Baxter: No candy inside.
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Chelsea: Dark day.
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[ Gasps ]
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Baxter: That's noodles.
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Chelsea: Did you eat
those noodles?
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Baxter: I did not.
Chelsea: Ohh.
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Baxter:
I didn't that day.
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Um, but if I would have had it,
I would have known.
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Chelsea: Your insides
must be destroyed.
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Baxter: Yeah.
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Chelsea: This app
could save your life.
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Baxter:
This app is honestly
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gonna keep me out
of the doctor's office.
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Chelsea: I haven't heard
one good idea all day.
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I think it's time for Chelsea
to get her hands dirty
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and help them with their ideas,
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and take a 40% cut, of course.
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??
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Glenn: I'm having a tough time
showing this listing
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to Just Mac.
When it's just the two of us,
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he's a rapper looking
for a party house.
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But when his mother's there,
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he's an angel looking
for a place to raise a family.
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Just Mac: How come it's
only got four drawers?
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Glenn: Um...
Just Mac: Let me show you
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what I want to put
in these drawers, all right?
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Glenn: Okay.
Just Mac: Drawer one -- condoms.
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00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:53,878
Glenn: Okay.
Just Mac: Drawer two --
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spermicidal lubricant.
Glenn: Okay.
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Just Mac: Drawer three --
Plan "B."
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I'm safe,
but accidents happen.
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Glenn: Sure.
Just Mac: Number four --
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Uh, Icy Hot because
her muscles gonna get sore.
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And I got all kinds
of other things.
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Marigold:
This is wonderful.
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Just Mac: It is --
It's not bad.
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It's not bad at all.
Marigold: I'm loving it.
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Glenn: Yeah, please, please,
uh, check out the shower...
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Marigold: I will.
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00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,234
Glenn:
...which opens on both sides.
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There are four shower
heads inside.
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Marigold: Oh!
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Glenn: It's hard
keeping up with them.
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Am I selling to a mama's boy
or a motherfucker?
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Just Mac: I need a swing --
a place for my sex swing.
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I need a place for gag balls.
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I like some freaky shit
from time to time.
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Marigold: Yoo-hoo!
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Just Mac: What do you
think of the shower?
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Marigold: It was amazing.
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Just Mac: Yeah?
Marigold: Yeah,
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it's really nice.
Just Mac: Great.
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Marigold:
This is a lovely place.
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Glenn: Isn't it lovely?
Please. Uh, yeah.
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Feel free to,
you know, poke around
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and, uh...
Marigold: Just beautiful. Wow.
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Just Mac: What's up
with this tub, huh?
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How many chicks do you think
I can fuck in this tub?
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Glenn: Uh...
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Just Mac: I'm saying maybe
two to three max, you know?
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But my normal Saturday night
is seven to nine.
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Glenn: No,
you could fit seven.
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00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,034
You could fit
a full orgy in this.
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00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,302
Just Mac: Get on top of me.
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00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,937
I want to see
what it would be like.
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It's not weird.
It's just an experiment, man.
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00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,874
What, you weird about science?
Glenn: No, I'm not.
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Just Mac: This is
just science, dude.
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Good, sit down. Okay.
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Marigold: Look at you all.
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Just Mac: Yep, we're just
seeing what it would be like
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to have, uh,
two kids in the tub.
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Marigold: So cute.
Just Mac: You know?
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00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,184
Glenn: Yeah, yeah.
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00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,552
Marigold: Yeah,
that's just perfect.
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00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,254
Just Mac: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Marigold: Mm-hmm.
402
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,256
Look at that view.
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00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,824
Just Mac:
[ Whispering indistinctly ]
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00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,392
Marigold: Mackenzie.
Just Mac: Yes?
405
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,327
Marigold:
I can see you out here
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00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:19,330
walking the trails
with the kids.
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00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,965
Mm-hmm.
408
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:24,068
Just taking in
God's green Earth.
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00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,070
Yes.
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00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,973
Maybe two girls,
not just one, you know?
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00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,842
Just Mac: Yes, yes.
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Marigold: I always
say -- Mackenzie --
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he's the rapper you
could leave your daughter with.
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00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,146
Just Mac: That's right.
Glenn: Absolutely.
415
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,347
Just Mac:
I will marry her.
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00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,449
Glenn: I really hope
I'm sterile.
417
00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:44,088
??
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00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,091
Amir: I'm back in
the Beverly Hills estate that
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00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,359
I just sold to Uri.
420
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,928
I just need to tie up
a few loose ends,
421
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,863
and this deal is done.
422
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,965
Look, I'll do the burpees.
I'll do the kettlebells.
423
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,901
I will not do that
inner-thigh leg thing.
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00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,837
It's -- It's -- I'm sorry.
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00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,905
I know that it's probably
good for my body,
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00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,507
but it's -- Jesus Christ!
427
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,975
Gio: Shh.
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00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:08,112
Amir: Oh, geez!
Serge: Shh!
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00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:09,914
Amir: Goddamn it.
Everything was going so great,
430
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,850
and then these two show up.
431
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:14,052
Serge and Gio run Infinity,
which is Platinum's rival firm,
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00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,453
and they fucking hate us.
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00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,255
Gio: Don't spoil it.
Serge: Don't spoil it.
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00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,556
Gio: Don't spoil it.
Serge: Don't spoil it.
435
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,558
Gio:
The moment right before...
436
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,160
Serge:
...is the best one.
437
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,528
Amir:
I'm not saying anything.
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00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,063
Serge: Shh, shh, shh,
shh, shh, shh, shh.
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00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,264
Gio: We're going to
ask you a question,
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00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,233
and we want you to be honest.
441
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:31,469
What the fuck
are you doing here?
442
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,637
Serge: What the fuck
are you doing here?
443
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,038
Amir:
Serge and Gio freak out
444
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,406
if anyone
but them sells property
445
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,908
in Beverly Hills Post Office,
446
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,443
and I'm sure that
my fear-smiling
447
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,045
doesn't make things any better,
but I can't help it.
448
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,480
Serge: You're at the Diamond
Dealmaker Awards, right?
449
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,415
Amir: Yes. Yes.
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00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,150
Serge: Let me ask --
Let me ask you something...
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00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,585
about the Diamond
Dealmaker Awards.
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00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,554
Who are you wearing
to the Diamond Dealmakers?
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00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,356
Amir: What?
Gio: Who are you wearing?
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00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,024
Serge: Who are you wearing
to the Diamond Dealmaker Awards?
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00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,392
Amir: I don't know.
I haven't decided yet.
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00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,960
Every single year,
I get nominated
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00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:57,562
for the same Diamond
Dealmaker Award
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00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,197
as these guys,
and every single year,
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00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,165
they bully me
until I drop out of the race.
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00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,967
Guys, I get it.
You're scary, okay?
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00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,302
Gio:
Thank you for saying so.
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00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:05,436
Serge: Thank you
for saying that.
463
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,071
Amir: I'm very scared.
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00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,406
Serge: Oh, God,
nobody says that these days.
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00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,208
Gio: What award are you up
for this year?
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00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,542
Serge: What award
are you up for, huh?
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00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,211
Gio: Most Square Footage.
I ask. I know.
468
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,979
Amir: I am up for the
Most Square Footage award.
469
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:16,981
Serge: That's so funny
'cause, you know --
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00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,383
Oh, your shoe's untied.
Amir: That's really funny.
471
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,584
Gio: Let him get it.
472
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,085
Let him get it.
Serge: Shh. Shh.
473
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,520
Put it right here.
Gio: Let him get it.
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00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,122
Let him get it.
Amir: Please.
475
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,523
Serge: I am your servant.
Gio: Let him get it.
476
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,025
Serge: Please, let me get it.
It's interesting.
477
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,393
The only interesting thing --
478
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,061
Oh, someone did it.
Amir: What the fuck?!
479
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,930
Gio: No, no, no,
he's tying your shoe.
480
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,965
Serge: You're gonna
be surprised.
481
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,534
Amir: Are you kidding me?
A gun!
482
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,369
Serge: Here, feel my pulse.
I want to show you something.
483
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,438
Gio:
Feel how calm he is.
484
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,473
Serge: Feel how calm I am.
Gio: You see how calm he is?
485
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:45,076
That's because he's not the one
who's going to shoot you.
486
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,445
He's just tying your shoe.
He's relaxed.
487
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,480
My pulse is
going bat-shit crazy.
488
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,649
Amir: Please, please, please.
Serge: Don't panic.
489
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,451
Don't panic. Don't panic.
Gio: Don't panic. Don't panic.
490
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,219
It's probably not loaded.
491
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:56,387
Amir: I quit!
492
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,090
Again! It worked, guys.
Congrats.
493
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,092
I will back out
of the Square Footage award.
494
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:05,964
I will not back out of
Best Supporting Broker award.
495
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,967
Serge: That's fine.
496
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,402
Gio: I don't think
we're gonna get that, anyway.
497
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,971
We're Armenians.
Serge: It's a white category.
498
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,472
That one's just
a straight white category.
499
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,007
Gio: I heard
it's a pretty good deal.
500
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,675
I thought we were gonna
get that one.
501
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,377
But if he backs out of
Square Footage, that's our baby.
502
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,145
Serge: That's good. Okay.
Amir: Thank you.
503
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,181
Serge: We understand each other?
Amir: Yes, we're good.
504
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,083
We're fi-- Ohh.
505
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,387
[ Spits ]
506
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,057
I lost a chance at an award,
507
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,993
but I won a chance
to continue breathing,
508
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,694
so, yeah, I'm good.
509
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,496
Serge: And I just want you
to remember --
510
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,398
Amir: Oh, no, no. God damn it!
Serge: When you trifle --
511
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,101
When you trifle in
Beverly Hills Post Office --
512
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,336
Gio: Ohh, soft reset.
Serge: Soft reset.
513
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,338
Amir: I don't know
my Wi-Fi passwords.
514
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,407
Serge: No, no one does anymore.
Gio: Now it's gone.
515
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,175
Serge: Hello,
welcome to iPhone.
516
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,777
Amir: No, not
"restore factory" -- Ohh.
517
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,612
Serge: Select language.
Amir: Come on, man.
518
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,414
Serge: Portuguese.
Gio: Good luck with that.
519
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,683
Serge: Good luck with that.
Have fun, my friend.
520
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:03,721
Gio: Stay out of
Beverly Hills Post Office.
521
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,460
Amir: I had to
fucking learn that!
522
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,230
??
523
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,200
Glenn: Marigold,
Just Mac's mother --
524
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,736
She likes me, loves this house,
and he does, too.
525
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,505
But all of a sudden,
526
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,206
he's pretending to find fault
with this place
527
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,076
because he thinks it will get me
to lower the price.
528
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,477
I really think
529
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,212
that you're undervaluing
this property right now.
530
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,647
Just Mac: I'm Just Mac,
motherfucker!
531
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,382
I'm a tiger
in a cage at the zoo.
532
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,717
You trying to sell me a house
533
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,485
like I'm an earthworm
in a terrarium!
534
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,220
Glenn:
That's not my intention.
535
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,789
Okay, my intention
is for you to feel
536
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:40,425
that this place completes you,
that this place --
537
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:43,327
Just Mac: I need a house where
as soon as a chick walks in,
538
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:47,265
her booty starts to get wet
and all she want to do is fuck.
539
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,633
Glenn: I think --
540
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,736
Just Mac:
[ Sensual moaning ]
541
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,638
Marigold:
Oh, this is lovely.
542
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,706
Just Mac:
? Amazing grace ?
543
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:59,844
? How sweet the sound ?
544
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:04,749
? That saved a wretch like me ?
545
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,551
Marigold:
You just moan it.
546
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,186
[ Both vocalizing ]
547
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,588
Glenn: Fudge this.
Time to get dirty.
548
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,625
Only a true mama's boy knows how
to defeat another mama's boy.
549
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,561
Now, you know, uh, Mackenzie was
550
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:19,163
just saying that he would love
to buy this property
551
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:21,466
if it's what makes you happy.
552
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,369
Didn't you, Mackenzie?
553
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:27,705
Marigold:
Lord, lord, lord.
554
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:32,577
Glenn: I mean, you want to make
your mom happy, don't you?
555
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:35,613
Just Mac: Yeah, I sure do.
556
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,815
Sure this is the one
you want, Mom?
557
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,750
Marigold: Yes, baby.
558
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,386
We a long way from a twin
mattress on a studio apartment.
559
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,688
Just Mac: We sure are.
560
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,290
Marigold: Ooh.
I'm sorry.
561
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,692
Just Mac: What's your
commission on this?
562
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,227
Marigold: Well,
we'd like to double it
563
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,863
'cause you're just --
You're a godsend.
564
00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:54,765
Glenn:
Well, I'm gonna go now.
565
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,701
Just Mac: Uh, Dionte,
can I just have a quick word?
566
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,336
I just want to double-check
that contract.
567
00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,704
Glenn: Not now. Sorry.
568
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,439
Just Mac: Oh, now you
don't know nobody?
569
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,807
Glenn: He chased me,
but I ran faster.
570
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,609
I'm surprisingly limber,
571
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,611
and my hairless arms
have zero drag.
572
00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:12,150
??
573
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:21,392
Chelsea: I'm taking my role
as app-visor very seriously.
574
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,693
I've converted
the reception area
575
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,495
into a startup think space
576
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,330
where I can lecture others
on how to create
577
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,832
the next big app.
578
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,734
Amir, I want you to give me
any suggestion.
579
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:32,203
Just say a thing -- anything
that comes to your mind.
580
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,671
It can be one word.
It can be five.
581
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,306
Amir: Holocaust.
Andrew: Mm.
582
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,241
Victoria: That's
the first word you've got?
583
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:38,442
Amir: The Holocaust.
584
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,211
Chelsea: Holocaust.
Amir: Yeah.
585
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,180
Chelsea: Maybe you walk
into your local Jewish bakery.
586
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,315
You scan the items
in the front row.
587
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,750
You look at
the beautiful young girl
588
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,318
standing behind
the cash register,
589
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,853
and you say, "Excuse me, Miss.
590
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,521
I'd like to buy this bread,"
591
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,590
but she can't talk to you
'cause she's on the phone.
592
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,726
Instead, she points you
to their app that has a list
593
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:59,397
of how much
their challah costs.
594
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,932
Andrew: How much does she weigh?
Amir: Wow!
595
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:03,534
Victoria:
Is the girl Jewish?
596
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,835
Chelsea: You're getting
hung up on details.
597
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,637
Amir: Holy shit,
that was amazing.
598
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,839
Chelsea: The next idea
can come from...
599
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:13,511
Dean: What is going on
in this office?!
600
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,745
People are sitting
on bags of food!
601
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,747
Chelsea: Uh...
602
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:21,986
Dean: Everyone, get up,
get out, and sell properties!
603
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,421
Baxter: Dean,
can I tell you my --
604
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:24,622
Dean: Get up!
605
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:25,890
Chelsea: I forgot.
606
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,425
On Thursdays,
Dean stays late to use
607
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,826
his sensory deprivation
tank on peyote.
608
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,295
Dean:
Take that. Go sell.
609
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:32,863
Baxter: Have you ever looked
at something and thought,
610
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,266
"Is that noodles?"
Dean: Yes. Noodles.
611
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,701
From a distance.
612
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,804
Chelsea.
613
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,440
Chelsea: Dean, I know
what you're gonna say.
614
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,609
Dean:
Please, have a seat.
615
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,477
Chelsea: He's going
to can my ass.
616
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:47,979
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
617
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:49,447
I just was trying
something new.
618
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,415
You always tell me
to spread my wings
619
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,984
and try to fly.
620
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:55,653
Dean: Chelsea.
I'm using this tone
621
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,722
because
I'm being conspiratorial.
622
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,790
Chelsea: Okay.
623
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:04,595
Dean: I have an idea
for a billion-dollar app.
624
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,464
Chelsea: Wha--
Okay, what does it do?
625
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:09,000
Dean: It's an app
downloaded to your phone.
626
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:11,736
Chelsea: Right, uh, okay,
how much will it cost?
627
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,304
Dean: $1 billion.
628
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:14,805
That's what makes it
a billion-dollar app.
629
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,707
Do you see?
Chelsea: Oh.
630
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,476
Dean: The idea is this will be
something very exclusive
631
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,811
at a price point
that will encourage
632
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,748
only one elite individual
to buy it.
633
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,616
Chelsea: Okay,
like that Wu-Tang album.
634
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,585
Dean: Who's Wu-Tang?
Chelsea: They're the ra--
635
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,420
They're the rap collective.
636
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,755
Dean: It's a group of people.
Chelsea: Yeah.
637
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:33,291
Dean: Anyway, I want you
to help me develop this.
638
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:34,625
Chelsea: Yeah, okay, I can --
I can get working on that.
639
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,594
Dean: All right.
Chelsea: Okay, great.
640
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:39,530
Dean: Clear out every one
of these beanbag chairs.
641
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,365
Chelsea: Oh, what?
These think machines?
642
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,501
Ah, no, man.
Dean: I hate them.
643
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,469
Chelsea: Okay, I'm gonna do it.
It's just --
644
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,372
I just got to get all
my thinking done in them first.
645
00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:49,740
Dean: Do it in a chair.
646
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,509
Chelsea: Okay.
Chairs are for squares, man.
647
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,311
Dean: What's that?
Chelsea: Nothing. Nothing.
648
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,012
I'm gonna get them out of here.
Dean: Yes.
649
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,717
Chelsea:
Maybe I'll crab it.
650
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:02,086
Just kind of crab
it out of here.
651
00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,554
Okay.
652
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:04,789
All right, this is --
Uh-oh, carpet.
653
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,891
Okay.
654
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,962
I was stuck there
most of the night.
655
00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:44,528
Baxter:
Scanning this gnocchi.
656
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:47,832
Gnope!
It's gnot gnoodles!
657
00:22:47,882 --> 00:22:52,432
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