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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,438 --> 00:00:08,674 ?? 2 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:16,148 AGGRESSIVELY IGNORING BAXTER, AS USUAL. 3 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:17,516 WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, I HEAR CHELSEA 4 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,752 START FIDGETING IN THE KITCHEN. 5 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:25,424 Chelsea: OH. 6 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:27,359 UGH! 7 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:28,594 Baxter: OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH! 8 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:30,362 THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE GOOD. 9 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:33,632 ?? 10 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:44,576 Chelsea: OH, OW! 11 00:00:50,483 --> 00:00:53,519 [ LAUGHTER ] 12 00:00:57,390 --> 00:00:59,124 Victoria: OKAY, WHO AM I, WHO AM I? 13 00:00:59,126 --> 00:01:01,160 "OH! OH!" 14 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:04,596 Baxter: "OW!" 15 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,265 Victoria: THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING 16 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:09,268 I'VE EVER SEEN, AND I'VE SEEN EVERY ADAM SANDLER FILM -- 17 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:10,469 EVEN THE ONES ON NETFLIX. 18 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:11,570 Baxter: "AAH!" 19 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:14,773 [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:18,077 ?? 21 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:33,425 [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,661 Baxter: IT'S... 23 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:38,230 WHO AM I, WHO AM I, WHO AM I? "OH!" 24 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:40,666 Andrew: BAXTER LAUGHING WITH VICTORIA? 25 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:42,801 BUT WE HATE VICTORIA. 26 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,638 DO I WANT THAT LAUGHTER WITH HIM? 27 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,407 YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 28 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:49,708 I'M NOT JEALOUS OF IT, 29 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,577 I JUST WANT TO BE IN HER PLACE, 30 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:53,445 AND IT'S KILLING ME. 31 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:56,148 [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:59,451 -Baxter: SHE'S SO STUPID. -Andrew: WHAT DID SHE -- 33 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:00,853 WHAT DID SHE DO? 34 00:02:00,855 --> 00:02:02,521 -Baxter: YOU JUST MISSED IT. -Andrew: WHAT DID SHE DO? 35 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:05,557 Baxter: CHELSEA DID THE DUMBEST THING. 36 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:08,360 Chelsea: OW! 37 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:09,661 Victoria: MOVE OVER, GRUMPY CAT, 38 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:12,164 'CAUSE HERE COMES THE CHELSEA. 39 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:14,600 OH. OH! 40 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:17,169 Baxter: "OH!" 41 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:18,871 Chelsea: OH! 42 00:02:18,873 --> 00:02:22,708 [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:24,543 Victoria: THAT'S MY FAVORITE THING 44 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,245 THAT'S EVER HAPPENED. 45 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:28,514 Baxter: HER EARRING, IT'S... 46 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:30,449 Andrew: HER EARRING IS STUPID? 47 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:32,217 -Victoria: NO! -Baxter: NO! NO! 48 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:33,652 -Victoria: WE'RE TELLING THE STORY. -Baxter: IT GOT CAUGHT. 49 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:37,489 -Victoria: YEAH. -Baxter: OH, OW! 50 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,758 Andrew: OH. 51 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:43,896 [ LAUGHTER STOPS ABRUPTLY ] 52 00:02:43,898 --> 00:02:46,231 -Victoria: HEY, CHELSEA. -Andrew: HEY. 53 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:47,900 Chelsea: YEAH. 54 00:02:47,902 --> 00:02:51,270 [ LAUGHTER ] 55 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:52,638 Victoria: THAT WAS HER! 56 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:55,574 Baxter: THAT WAS HER, LIKE TWO MINUTES AFTER. 57 00:02:58,511 --> 00:02:59,845 Victoria: SORRY, ANDREW. 58 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,848 GUESS YOU CAN'T SHARE EVERYTHING WITH BAXTER. 59 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:07,252 HEY, ANDREW, CAN YOU GET ME SOME COFFEE? 60 00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:08,554 Andrew: YEAH. 61 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:11,356 Victoria: MAKE SURE NOT TO "OW!" 62 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,358 -Baxter: YOU'RE REALLY GOOD. -Victoria: THANK YOU. 63 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,626 IT'S UNCANNY. 64 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:17,863 ?? 65 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:22,534 Amir: I'M GONNA SHOW A NEW CLIENT, MR. HOROWITZ, 66 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,269 A HOUSE IN THE PACIFIC PALISADES. 67 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:25,804 THAT'S RIGHT, HOROWITZ. 68 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,539 YEAH, THIS GUY'S GOT MONEY. 69 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,541 WHAT, I CAN SAY THAT -- I'M JEWISH. 70 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:32,244 MY FAVORITE PART OF THE HOUSE, THE VIEW. 71 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:33,345 CHECK THAT OUT. 72 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,953 I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR, 73 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:43,388 -MR. HOROWITZ. -Horowitz: YES, DR. HOROWITZ. 74 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:44,790 Amir: DR. HOROWITZ. RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. 75 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:46,959 Horowitz: I'M A DENTIST FROM RESEDA. 76 00:03:46,961 --> 00:03:48,727 -Amir: YOU'RE A DENTIST? -Horowitz: YES. 77 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,729 Jota: AND I'M THE HYGIENIST. 78 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,297 Amir: OH, OKAY. 79 00:03:52,299 --> 00:03:53,899 I WANT TO PUT YOU IN THIS HOUSE TODAY. 80 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:57,803 SO YOU TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO TO GET THIS DEAL DONE. 81 00:03:57,805 --> 00:03:59,972 Horowitz: WELL, WE JUST HAVE TO LOOK OVER A FEW THINGS. 82 00:03:59,974 --> 00:04:01,440 -Amir: YEAH. -Horowitz: AND -- 83 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:03,976 Jota: [ SPEAKS SPANISH ] 84 00:04:03,978 --> 00:04:07,813 Horowitz: YES, DO YOU HAVE TUNNEL SPACE? 85 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:09,481 LET ME MAKE SOME TUNNELS? 86 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,416 Amir: LIKE, YOU WANT TO DO LIKE A WINE CELLAR TYPE THING? 87 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,585 Horowitz: I'D LIKE TO GO FROM MY HOT TUB TO THE CAR 88 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,721 WITHOUT GOING THROUGH THE HOUSE. 89 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,723 Amir: THERE'S A TOTALLY FINISHED BASEMENT, 90 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:19,791 THERE'S LIKE A WINE CELLAR AREA. 91 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,860 -Jota: S�. -Horowitz: SPEAKING OF WINES, 92 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:25,831 IS THIS TILE GOOD TO WASH RED -- BLOOD WINE. 93 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:26,999 Jota: WE SPILL LOTS OF WINES, SO... 94 00:04:27,001 --> 00:04:28,900 Amir: OH, YOU SPILL LOTS OF WINE? 95 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,869 WELL, GRANITE IS ACTUALLY KNOWN FOR NOT BEING POROUS AT ALL, 96 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,504 SO IT'S REALLY EASY TO CLEAN. 97 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,873 NO ONE'S GONNA KNOW THAT ANY WINE WAS SPILLED, TRUST ME. 98 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,375 -Jota: OKAY. -Horowitz: VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD. 99 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:38,610 Amir: YEAH, CAN I ASK A PERSONAL QUESTION? 100 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,879 WHAT'S WITH THE GUNS? YOU GUYS ARE... 101 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:44,516 Horowitz: OH, YEAH. UH, MY OFFICE IS NEXT TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD. 102 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:45,817 Amir: OH. 103 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,452 Horowitz: AND SO WE HAVE TO HAVE PROTECTIONS. 104 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,288 Amir: I GET IT. IT'S TOUGH TIMES TO BE A DENTIST. 105 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:51,890 TIME TO DRILL THIS DEAL HOME. GET IT? 106 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:54,760 DRILL -- THAT WAS A DENTAL PUN. 107 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:56,728 SO, LISTEN, $10 MILLION HOUSE. 108 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,563 IN THIS MARKET, THAT'S A GREAT RATE. 109 00:04:58,565 --> 00:05:00,399 ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS PUT 20% DOWN. 110 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:03,502 -I GOT A GREAT GUY. -Horowitz: SO $200,000? 111 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:07,339 -Amir: IT'S ACTUALLY $2 MILLION. -Jota: MUCHACHOS! 112 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:10,342 -Horowitz: iVAMOS, VAMOS! -Amir: WOW. 113 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:12,077 OKAY, ARE THESE GUYS ALSO DENTISTS? 114 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,812 Jota: THEY ARE SOME HYGIENISTS. 115 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,881 Horowitz: THESE GUYS WORK IN THE OFFICE WITH ME. 116 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,449 -SO HERE'S THE MONEY. -Jota: OH! 117 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:19,851 -Horowitz: OH, EXCUSE THAT. -Jota: OOPS! 118 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:21,386 -OUR TOOLS. -Horowitz: THAT'S TOOLS. 119 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:23,555 THAT'S PART OF THE... TO GET THE WHITENING. 120 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:26,525 -Amir: THAT WAS AN UZI. -Horowitz: $2 MILLION? 121 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,927 -Jota: $2 MILLIONS. -Horowitz: TAKE THE CASES. 122 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:31,863 Amir: ALL RIGHT! 123 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:35,400 JUST LOOKING AT THOSE CASES MAKES MY NIPPLES HARD. 124 00:05:35,402 --> 00:05:38,070 Amir: UH, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE IT TO THE BANK. 125 00:05:38,072 --> 00:05:40,706 BUT, YEAH, I CAN -- I CAN DO THIS. 126 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:41,973 Horowitz: HERE YOU GO. PUT THIS IN THERE. 127 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:43,642 -Amir: IS THAT LIKE A GIFT OR... -Horowitz: WELL, 128 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:46,878 YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT TO TAKE CARE OF THIS MONEY. 129 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,348 Amir: THAT'S HOT. 130 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:50,882 WHY IS THIS SO HOT? 131 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,417 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET INSIDE. 132 00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:54,553 YOU GUYS PRACTICE IN THE VALLEY OR... 133 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,088 Horowitz: IS THIS COCA LEAVES? 134 00:05:56,090 --> 00:05:57,556 Amir: NO, IT'S -- IT'S A PALM TREE. 135 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:58,724 Horowitz: IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 136 00:05:58,726 --> 00:05:59,891 Amir: I'M REALLY STARTING TO WONDER 137 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,793 IF THIS GUY'S EVEN JEWISH. 138 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,467 ?? 139 00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:13,004 Chelsea: DEAN SHOULD MAKE ME PARTNER BECAUSE I'M RESOURCEFUL. 140 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:14,706 I FOUND MY NEW CLIENT, ART, 141 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:17,042 ON A DIVORCED MEN'S REDDIT THREAD. 142 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:23,448 NOT BAD FOR $11 MILLION, RIGHT? 143 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:25,851 -Art: WOW, THIS IS FANTASTIC! -Chelsea: YEAH. 144 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:27,853 Art: THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. 145 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,454 Chelsea: ART'S WIFE OF 20 YEARS JUST 146 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:31,123 LEFT HIM LAST WEEK, SO HE'S LOOKING FOR A NEW HOME. 147 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:36,828 POOR ART. POOR SAD, WEALTHY, IMPULSIVE ART. 148 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,064 -Art: NEW HORIZONS! -Chelsea: YES, INDEED. 149 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,732 -Art: NEW VISTAS. -Chelsea: UH-HUH. 150 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,568 Art: HEY, L.A., I'M READY TO MINGLE! 151 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,870 Chelsea: THERE YOU GO! 152 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:47,472 Art: I'M GLAD WE COULDN'T HAVE KIDS. 153 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:50,976 NOW THAT I'M HERE, I'M GLAD ABOUT THAT. 154 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:52,844 Chelsea: WE'VE GOT THIS CUSTOM GARAGE DOOR. 155 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,045 Art: THAT IS REALLY NICE. 156 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,714 I MEAN, IT'S A LOT BETTER THAN SLEEPING 157 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,916 IN THE GARAGE, WHICH I'VE DONE. 158 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,452 BUT THIS IS -- THIS IS NICE. 159 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:02,954 IT'S SLEEK, IT'S MODERN. 160 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,490 I MEAN, THERE'S ALL KINDS OF... 161 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:07,058 PLACES TO GET NASTY ON. 162 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,161 Chelsea: YOU CAN HAVE A SEAT. YOU CAN TRY OUT SOME OF THESE... 163 00:07:09,163 --> 00:07:10,629 -Art: SURE. -Chelsea: ...NASTY SPOTS. 164 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:11,997 Art: LET ME GIVE THIS A TRY. 165 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:13,632 AH, YEAH! THIS IS NICE. 166 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,066 Chelsea: LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS, MAN. 167 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,135 Art: OKAY. OH, DO, YEAH, THAT WILL BE GREAT! 168 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,603 -BYE, DEBBIE. -Chelsea: ONE, TWO, THREE. 169 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,539 -Art: BYE, DEBBIE. -Chelsea: THERE WE GO. 170 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:22,474 Art: BYE, DEBBIE. 171 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:27,646 -Chelsea: ARE YOU CRYING? -Art: NO, NO, NO! 172 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,080 Chelsea: LOOK AT THIS SKYLIGHT. 173 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:31,082 EVERY DAY, THE DAWN WILL GREET YOU. 174 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:33,819 Art: YEAH. DEBBIE WOULD HATE THAT. 175 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:37,088 SHE LIKES TO SLEEP IN A TOMB. 176 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,924 Chelsea: SHE SOUNDS LIKE A CORPSE. 177 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:42,093 Art: HA. NO, SHE'S A VERY LIVELY PERSON. 178 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,161 IT'S... 179 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,931 IT'S OUR MARRIAGE THAT'S DEAD. 180 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,101 [ CRYING ] 181 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:55,240 Chelsea: HEY. 182 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:58,743 Art: LET'S CHECK OUT THE SHITTER. 183 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:00,479 NICE THAT YOU TOUCHED ME. 184 00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:03,582 ?? 185 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:09,187 Glenn: DEAN GAVE ME AN ORDER TO SPY ON THE BROKERS, 186 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:12,791 AND I'VE BEEN DOING MY BEST TO COMPLETE HIS MISSION. 187 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:15,827 Dean: GLENN, I NEED YOU TO BE 188 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:19,698 MY EYES AND EARS AMONG THEM. 189 00:08:22,568 --> 00:08:24,936 Glenn: DEAN, THE BROKERS IN THE OFFICE 190 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,038 HAVE BEEN TREATING ME PRETTY POORLY LATELY. 191 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,106 -Dean: IS THAT SO? -Glenn: YEAH. 192 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,274 Dean: GIVE ME THREE EXAMPLES. 193 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:31,276 Glenn: VICTORIA GRABBED MY SCROTUM 194 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,044 AND SHOVED ME AGAINST THE WALL. 195 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:36,147 Dean: YOU NEVER SAID, "I'M TOO FAR FROM THE WALL. 196 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,716 GET ME THERE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE"? 197 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:38,984 Glenn: NO. 198 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:40,519 Dean: NO WORDS THAT COULD BE INTERPRETED THAT WAY? 199 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,654 -Glenn: NO, I -- -Dean: EXAMPLE NUMBER TWO. 200 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:44,523 Glenn: VICTORIA CALLED ME BEN, 201 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:46,691 AND THEN SHE GRABBED MY SCROTUM AND SHOVED ME AGAINST THE WALL. 202 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,827 Dean: NOW, THIS IS THE SECOND TIME INVOLVING VICTORIA? 203 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,028 Glenn: YES. 204 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,730 Dean: SECOND TIME INVOLVING A SCROTAL GRAB. 205 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,632 Glenn: WELL, THOSE ARE THE ONES THAT POP INTO MY HEAD 206 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,200 -IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE -- -Dean: IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. 207 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,002 Glenn: YEAH, IT'S A VISCERAL EXPERIENCE. 208 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:58,270 -Dean: THIRD EXAMPLE? -Glenn: IF I COULD 209 00:08:58,272 --> 00:08:59,871 CLUMP THEM ALL TOGETHER AT SOME POINT, 210 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,206 EVERYONE HAS CALLED ME A DIRTY NAME 211 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,774 OR ROLLED THEIR EYES EXTREMELY AT ME. 212 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,175 Dean: GIVE ME FOUR EXAMPLES OF DIRTY NAMES. 213 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:06,611 Glenn: PISS-BOMB, SLOP-EATER, 214 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:08,980 LITTLE PIG BOY, ASS-TO-MOUTH PRINCE. 215 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,182 Dean: THERE IS THE SUGGESTION OF NOBILITY. 216 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:13,885 THEY'RE NOT CALLING YOU ASS-TO-MOUTH PAUPER. 217 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,020 Glenn: THEY DON'T RESPECT ME. 218 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:16,821 AND I WANT TO LET THEM KNOW 219 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:19,024 THAT I HAVE A CERTAIN POWER OVER THEM, BUT I CANNOT. 220 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:23,562 Dean: GLENN, YOUR MISSION IS VERY CLEAR. 221 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,163 WHAT YOU WANT IS TO GET TO THE POINT WHERE THEY'RE SAYING 222 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,932 TO YOUR FACE, "YOU'RE A SPINELESS COWARD 223 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,166 AND WE CAN SAY WHATEVER WE WANT TO YOU." 224 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,801 Glenn: WELL, THEY SAY, YOU KNOW, 225 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,069 "GLENN, WHEN YOUR LUNCH BREAK 226 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,571 IS COMING UP, YOU SHOULD GO TO THE POTTY 227 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:33,939 BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOUR LUNCH IS. 228 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:35,206 WE'VE LEFT YOUR LUNCH IN THE POTTY." 229 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,275 Dean: IS POTTY SLANG FOR BATHROOM? 230 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,777 Glenn: YES, IT'S A TOILET. 231 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,211 -Dean: TOILET. -Glenn: THAT'S THEIR THING, 232 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:41,846 IS THAT I EAT AND DRINK OUT OF THE TOILET. 233 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:44,049 Dean: YOU UNDERSTAND, I HAVE TO ASK YOU, IS THAT TRUE? 234 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,584 Glenn: NO, I'VE NEVER EATEN OUT OF THE TOILET. 235 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,052 Dean: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 236 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:49,020 Glenn: ONE TIME, I WASHED MY HANDS IN THE TOILET 237 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:51,022 BECAUSE THE WATER WAS BROKEN IN MY APARTMENT. 238 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,924 Dean: WELL, NEEDS MUST AS THE DEVIL DRIVES. 239 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,326 I'VE PUT MY HANDS IN WORSE PLACES. 240 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:56,061 -Glenn: SUCH AS? -Dean: I'VE HAD MY HANDS 241 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:57,729 INSIDE A HUMAN BODY. 242 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,664 -VERY UNPLEASANT THING. -Glenn: IT WASN'T FOR PLEASURE? 243 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,199 Dean: THERE WERE PLEASURABLE ASPECTS TO IT, 244 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:02,834 BUT IT WASN'T MY MOTIVATION. 245 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:05,937 MY MOTIVATION WAS TO KEEP A MAN ALIVE, AND I FAILED. 246 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,238 Glenn: I'M SO SORRY, DEAN. 247 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,940 Dean: NO, DON'T BE. I ABSORBED HIS SPIRIT. 248 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:12,243 NOW, THESE HIDEOUS THINGS THEY SAY TO YOU, 249 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:15,213 AS HORRIBLE OR ACCURATE 250 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,248 AS THEY MAY BE, YOU USE IT, 251 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,085 AND YOU SAY, "OH, YOU CALL ME ASS-TO-MOUTH PRINCE, 252 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,988 I WILL KEEP A SPECIAL EYE ON YOU FOR DEAN." 253 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:26,625 FEEL ALL OF THE HATRED THAT THEY ARE DIRECTING YOUR WAY. 254 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,960 -FEEL IT IN YOUR SOUL. -Glenn: I DO. IT HURTS A LOT. 255 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,128 Dean: PERFECT. 256 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,930 -YOU BE THAT SLOP-EATER. -Glenn: YES. 257 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,298 Dean: YOU BE THAT LITTLE PIGGY BOY. 258 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,799 -Glenn: I'M A PIGGY BOY. -Dean: YOU'RE A POTTY EATER. 259 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,301 Glenn: I'M YOUR LITTLE SECRET POTTY EATER. 260 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,069 Dean: YOU ARE THE POTTY EATER. 261 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,738 Glenn: OKAY, I CAN DO THIS FOR YOU, DEAN. 262 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,272 I'M GOING TO BRING MY MEALS FROM HOME, 263 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,074 AND I WILL PUT THEM IN THE POTTY, AND I'LL EAT THEM. 264 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,342 Dean: BUT I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD 265 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,011 FOR THE REST OF THE OFFICE TO SEE YOU 266 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,712 LITERALLY EATING OUT OF THE TOILET. 267 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,247 Glenn: I'LL CLOSE THE STALL. THEY WON'T HAVE TO SEE IT. 268 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:50,849 Dean: WILL YOU MAKE EATING SOUNDS? 269 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,250 -Glenn: IT COULD BE RAMEN. -Dean: RAMEN, I THINK, 270 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,985 MIGHT BE THE WORST CHOICE YOU COULD MAKE. 271 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,221 Glenn: I GET A BUTANE TORCH, AND I'LL HEAT UP THE POTTY RAMEN. 272 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,856 Dean: GLENN, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU NOT TO EAT 273 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,257 OUT OF THE TOILET. 274 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,693 Glenn: I WASN'T REALLY GOING TO EAT OUT OF THE TOILET. 275 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,767 ?? 276 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:12,871 Andrew: SO, WE GOT AN ANGRY CALL FROM A CLIENT, 277 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,139 AND VICTORIA IS TO BLAME. 278 00:11:14,141 --> 00:11:15,907 Baxter: YEAH, WELL, VICTORIA FUCKED US! 279 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:19,377 Andrew: YEAH, SHE FUCKED US, BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY, OVER A DEAL. 280 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,413 -Baxter: WE ASK ONE THING. -Andrew: ONE THING. 281 00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:23,314 Baxter: AND SHE BUILDS CONDOS ON THE LOT. 282 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,116 Andrew: YOU CAN'T LIE TO US LIKE THAT. 283 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,419 Baxter: KIM SAID SHE WANTED THE HOUSE INTACT. 284 00:11:27,421 --> 00:11:30,021 Andrew: THE FAMILY SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED IT. 285 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,222 IT WAS PART OF THE SALE. 286 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,390 Baxter: NOW WE LOOK LIKE ASSHOLES. 287 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,693 Andrew: THIS IS HUGE FALLOUT. 288 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,428 -Baxter: LET'S TALK TO HER. -Victoria: IT'S JUST CONDOS. 289 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,229 -GET OVER IT! -Baxter: OH, MY GOSH! 290 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,297 Andrew: OH, MY GOD. JUST CONDOS?! 291 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,832 WE AGREED IT WOULDN'T BE. 292 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,468 Baxter: WE HAD LUNCH. YOU SIGNED AN AGREEMENT 293 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,070 THAT NOTHING WOULD BE BUILT ON THAT LOT. 294 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,337 Victoria: THAT DOESN'T COUNT. 295 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,106 Andrew: IT COUNTS. IT'LL COUNT IN COURT. 296 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,741 Victoria: OH, I'M SO THREATENED. COME ON. 297 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,342 Baxter: WHAT DO YOU THINK AGREEMENTS ARE? 298 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,445 Victoria: IT'S JUST CONDOS. TELL HER TO GET OVER IT. 299 00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:55,146 Baxter: SHE CALLED US, CRYING, OKAY? 300 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,448 SHE'S NOT GETTING OVER IT, ALL RIGHT? 301 00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:58,783 Victoria: WHEN SHE WAS CRYING, 302 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:00,452 DID IT SOUND LIKE THIS... 303 00:12:00,454 --> 00:12:02,120 [ CRYING ] 304 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:06,725 Chelsea: OW. 305 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:09,928 [ LAUGHTER ] 306 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,930 Baxter: YOU DID NOT! 307 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:17,235 IT'S STILL SO FUNNY. 308 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,404 -YEAH, IT SOUNDED LIKE... -Victoria: IT SOUNDED LIKE THAT? 309 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,905 Baxter: AND I WAS LIKE, "WHO ARE YOU?" 310 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,108 AND I PULLED OFF HER MASK, IT WAS CHELSEA. 311 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:26,044 -Victoria: IT WAS. -Andrew: LET'S GO. 312 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,946 COME ON, BAXTER. 313 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:30,081 IT'S STILL NOT FUNNY. 314 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,450 FOCUS, BAXTER. BAXTER! 315 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:36,221 CONDOS. 316 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,355 -Baxter: OH, MY GOSH! -Andrew: GAME'S OVER. 317 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,124 Baxter: THAT'S FUNNY. "OW!" 318 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,258 I'M CHELSEA. 319 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,793 Victoria: DO YOU WANT A SNICKERS? 320 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,328 -Andrew: SURE. -Baxter: DO YOU HAVE SNICKERS? 321 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,396 -Victoria: YEAH, COME IN. -Baxter: OH, MY GOSH, YES. 322 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,532 Andrew: LIKE, BAX, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS RIGHT NOW. 323 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:50,268 Baxter: OH, MY GOSH. THAT IS SO... 324 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,870 -Victoria: RIGHT? -Baxter: ...SO FUNNY. 325 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,471 Victoria: THAT HAD TO BE THE WORST MOMENT OF HER LIFE. 326 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,973 Baxter: I KNOW, SHE'S HUMILIATED. 327 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,174 Andrew: CALL BAXTER. 328 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,810 Baxter: HOLD ON. Hello? 329 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,512 -Andrew: BAXY PADS. -BAXTER: What's up, dude? 330 00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:02,247 Andrew: UM, CAN YOU LET ME IN? 331 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,982 VICTORIA: Hey, Baxter, Baxter. 332 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,116 -Oh! -BAXTER: Oh! 333 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,318 [ Laughter ] 334 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,188 OH, THAT WAS GOOD. THAT WAS, "OW!" 335 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,357 Victoria: IT'S LIKE, EVERY TIME. 336 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:17,195 ?? 337 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,533 Chelsea: SO, ART, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF INDUSTRIAL ELEMENTS 338 00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:23,868 TO HELP YOU REALLY TAKE BACK YOUR LIFE. 339 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,137 Chelsea: IN A FORCEFUL WAY, RIGHT? 340 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,872 I AM THIS CLOSE TO MAKING THE SALE. 341 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,274 IF ART CAN JUST SUCK IT UP 342 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:32,844 AND BE A MAN LONG ENOUGH TO SIGN THE PAPERWORK. 343 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,547 -LOOK AT THIS EXPANSIVE CEILING. -Art: OH! 344 00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:37,148 Chelsea: HOW DO YOU FEEL IN HERE? 345 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,150 Art: I FEEL LIKE THE SKY'S THE LIMIT. I REALLY DO. 346 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,385 Chelsea: YEAH. THAT'S IT. 347 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,153 -Art: OH, THESE ARE NICE. -Chelsea: YEAH. 348 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,455 Art: ARE THEY LIKE SOME KIND OF SEX CHAIR THING, 'CAUSE, 349 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,925 I MEAN, THIS PLACE REALLY SEEMS LIKE A FUCK PAD. 350 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,459 Chelsea: THEY COULD BE ANYTHING YOU WANT, MAN. 351 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,295 Art: ARE THERE INSTRUCTIONS THAT THEY COME WITH? 352 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:51,930 -Chelsea: NO, I -- -Art: 'CAUSE I WOULDN'T KNOW 353 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,265 HOW TO FIGURE THIS OUT. AND I'VE PROBABLY HAVE TO, LIKE, 354 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,967 PUT A SAW HORSE UNDER THEM OR SOMETHING. 355 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,335 Chelsea: SO WE GOT A LOT OF DIFFERENT AREAS 356 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,870 -FOR ENTERTAINING. -Art: YEAH. 357 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:00,505 Chelsea: BREAKFAST NOOK, FULL KITCHEN. 358 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,407 Art: DEBBIE LOVED TO COOK. 359 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,843 Chelsea: WHAT DOES ART LIKE TO COOK? 360 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:09,280 Art: WHATEVER DEBBIE DECIDES. 361 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,548 Chelsea: IF ART KEEPS LOSING HIS SHIT, 362 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,317 I'M GONNA LOSE THIS COMMISSION. 363 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,986 IT'S TIME FOR ME TO BUILD HIM UP! 364 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,988 ART, NO -- ART, DON'T YOU DARE LAY DOWN. 365 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,189 ART, GET OFF THAT COUCH. 366 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,490 Art: I DON'T WANT TO GET OFF THIS COUCH. 367 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,259 Chelsea: ART, THAT LOOKS LIKE A BABY BED. 368 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,527 -Art: NO! -Chelsea: GET UP. 369 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,128 Art: THIS IS THE ONLY PIECE OF FURNITURE 370 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,598 THAT'S AN ACTUAL PIECE OF FURNITURE IN THE WHOLE PLACE. 371 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,067 Chelsea: ART, YOU DON'T NEED FURNITURE 'CAUSE YOU'RE A GOD. 372 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,501 YOU SIT ON GODDAMN CLOUDS! 373 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,503 -SIT ON THIS CLOUD. -Art: I DON'T SIT ON CLOUDS. 374 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,472 -Chelsea: SIT ON THIS CLOUD! -Art: I WANT TO TALK TO DEBBIE! 375 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,940 Chelsea: ART, YOU BETTER NOT! 376 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,276 THIS KITTY CAT REPRESENTS THE NEW YOU. 377 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,011 HE'S FIERCE, HE'S -- 378 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,347 HE'S ON THE PROWL, BUT HE'S NOT TOO THREATENING. 379 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,615 HE'S GOT HIS MOUTH OPEN. 380 00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:45,917 IS IT A SMILE, IS IT A GROWL? 381 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,353 YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, HOT DENNY'S WAITRESS. 382 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:51,055 Art: OH. I'M NO CHROME KITTY. 383 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,224 -I'M NO CHROME KITTY. -Chelsea: YOU'RE A CHROME KITTY! 384 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,492 -Art: I'M NOT. -Chelsea: YOU ARE. 385 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,527 AND THIS IS DEBBIE, SHE'S AN OLD, SAD SKULL. 386 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,396 -Art: GIVE ME DEBBIE. -Chelsea: I DON'T HAVE ANY SKIN. 387 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,431 Art: GIVE ME DEBBIE. 388 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,634 IT FEELS LIKE DEBBIE. 389 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:05,937 DEBBIE HAS A VERY LARGE HEAD, VERY THIN HAIR. 390 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,338 THIS IS VERY SIMILAR. 391 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,374 -I'M GONNA CALL HER. -Chelsea: DON'T YOU DARE! 392 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:10,909 Art: I AM GONNA CALL DEBBIE NOW. 393 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,977 -Chelsea: GIVE ME THIS! -Art: DEBBIE? DEBBIE?! 394 00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,479 -Chelsea: I'LL TAKE IT. DEBBIE?! -DEBBIE: Hello? 395 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,381 -Chelsea: DEBBIE, HI. -DEBBIE: Who is this? 396 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:17,649 -Art? -Chelsea: THIS IS CHELSEA. 397 00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:19,384 -I AM ART'S REALTOR. -Debbie: REALTOR? 398 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,019 Chelsea: THAT'S RIGHT, I'M HELPING -- 399 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,654 DEBBIE: What's going on here? Put Art on the phone. 400 00:15:22,656 --> 00:15:25,089 Chelsea: YEAH, YOU CAN TALK TO HIM. 401 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,324 Art: HEY, DEBBIE, IT'S ME. 402 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,926 DEBBIE: Art, are you buying property? 403 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,028 Art: YES! I'M LOOKING FOR A HOUSE. 404 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,396 DEBBIE: Why on earth are you buying a house? 405 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:32,697 Art: BECAUSE YOU LEFT ME, DEBBIE! 406 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,366 Art: YOU WENT TO LIVE WITH YOUR SISTER? 407 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,268 DEBBIE: Live with my sister? 408 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,103 -Are you insane? -Art: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 409 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,239 DEBBIE: I told you last month I was going to visit her. 410 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,407 You thought I was divorcing you? 411 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,608 Art: NO, I DIDN'T REMEMBER YOU SAID IT. 412 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,143 DEBBIE: Don't be ridiculous, Art! 413 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,411 Art: YOU WERE GONNA GO SEE HER. 414 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,679 DEBBIE: Oh, my God, this is so typical. 415 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:50,949 ?? 416 00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:55,353 Amir: TECHNICALLY, DR. HOROWITZ SHOULDN'T BE MOVING 417 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,587 INTO THE HOUSE BEFORE ESCROW. 418 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,556 BUT WHEN SOMEONE HANDS ME $2 MILLION, 419 00:15:58,558 --> 00:15:59,691 THEY CAN MOVE INTO MY BUTT 420 00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:02,026 AND USE MY MOUTH AS A GUEST HOUSE. 421 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:05,730 SO, HERE IS THE FULLY DRAFTED CONTRACT, DR. HOROWITZ, AND I -- 422 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,966 I GOT EVERYTHING IN HERE THAT YOU ASKED FOR. I GOT THE -- 423 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,034 Trent: WHAT THE HELL IS -- WAIT! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 424 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:11,736 -WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! -Amir: HEY, HEY, HEY! 425 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,438 -DOCTOR, NO! DOCTOR! -Trent: NO! 426 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:17,275 -Trent: I'M THE LISTING AGENT! -Amir: iESTA BIEN! iESTA BIEN! 427 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,343 ESTA BIEN. 428 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:21,379 -Horowitz: OKAY. -Amir: LISTEN! 429 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:24,148 Trent: EVERYONE, CHILL. 430 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,718 EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT! 431 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,419 Amir: TRENT LIKES TO FOLLOW THE RULES. 432 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,421 I DON'T KNOW HOW HE'S GONNA HANDLE DR. HOROWITZ. 433 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,090 Trent: CAN I ASK WHAT YOU'RE A DOCTOR IN? 434 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:35,460 Horowitz: I'M A DENTIST... IN RESEDA. 435 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:38,496 Jota: AND WE'RE HIS HYGIENISTS. 436 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,732 Horowitz: ARE WE GOING TO BUY THIS HOME TODAY? 437 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:43,534 Trent: WELL, I DON'T KNOW THAT WE CAN DO THAT, OKAY? 438 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,471 SIR, YOU BROKE IN HERE AND YOUR HYGIENISTS HAVE GUNS. 439 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,505 Horowitz: PIN HIM DOWN BY HIS SHOULDERS! 440 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,007 Trent: NO, NO! 441 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,274 Horowitz: YOU SAY THIS PLACE IS IN ESCROW? 442 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:51,743 Trent: WELL, IT -- IT HAS TO BE. 443 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:54,512 Horowitz: I'M GONNA ESCROW YOUR TEETH OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! 444 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,647 Trent: OH, NO, NO! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 445 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,583 -Horowitz: DO WE HAVE A DEAL?! -Trent: BLACK AND BROWN! 446 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,685 BLACK AND BROWN! COME ON, WE CAN UNITE. 447 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,553 Horowitz: OKAY. WE DON'T NEED TO HURT YOU. 448 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:03,755 -Trent: YEAH. -Horowitz: BECAUSE WE KIDNAPPED 449 00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,356 YOUR WIFE AND WE'RE PREPARED TO KILL HER. 450 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,424 Trent: WAIT, WHAT?! NO, YOU DIDN'T! 451 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,525 Amir: SHE DID NOTHING WRONG! 452 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:11,195 Trent: NO! NO! NO, NINA! 453 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,497 THAT'S MY BEAUTIFUL WHITE WIFE! 454 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:13,598 NO, PLEASE! 455 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,038 Amir: SO, IT TURNS OUT THAT KIDNAPPING 456 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,273 IS A SUPER-EFFECTIVE WAY TO CLOSE A DEAL. 457 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,709 I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS! 458 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,244 Trent: I'VE SOLD OUT MY BLACK COMMUNITY 459 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:29,080 FOR A LONG TIME TO GET THAT WHITE WIFE. 460 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,515 PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T DO ANYTHING. 461 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,250 Horowitz: EVERYBODY IS INDIVIDUAL. 462 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:35,720 YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN DOWN BY OUR OWN HERITAGE. 463 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,688 Trent: I KNOW, BUT MY RACE IS REALLY TOUGH ON US. 464 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,123 Horowitz: AND ME, I'M MEXICAN. 465 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,625 Amir: YEAH, I'M LIKE, IRANIAN, GUYS. 466 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:41,759 Trent: OH, I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT YOU ARE. 467 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,127 Amir: MY FAMILY IS FROM IRAN. 468 00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:44,595 Jota: I THOUGHT YOU WERE PERSIAN. 469 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,130 Amir: WELL, THE EMPIRE WAS PERSIAN, BUT -- 470 00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:48,733 Horowitz: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, MAN, ISIS? 471 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,068 Jota: HOLD IT, YOU'RE ISIS?! 472 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,270 -Amir: NO, NO! -Jota: TALIBAN! 473 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,138 -Trent: ISIS! -Amir: I AM NOT ISIS OR TALIBAN! 474 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,140 -Jota: ISIL! -Amir: NO! iESTA BIEN! 475 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:58,242 OFF! ALLAHU AKBAR! 476 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:01,546 ALLAHU! ALLAHU AKBAR! 477 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:04,215 ALLAHU AKBAR! 478 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,285 OKAY, I DON'T LIKE TO PULL THAT MOVE TOO OFTEN, 479 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,687 BUT SOMETIMES IT COMES IN HANDY. 480 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:18,496 ?? 481 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,366 Baxter: DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES DURING SEX? 482 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:24,302 Victoria: I MEAN, IT DEPENDS ON WHO I'M HAVING SEX WITH. 483 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,704 -IF HE'S UGLY. DO YOU? -Baxter: THAT MAKES SENSE. 484 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,606 Victoria: WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE GETTING IT FROM THE BACK, 485 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,108 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK. 486 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,710 BAXTER AND I HAVE BASICALLY BECOME BESTIES 487 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,378 SINCE WE WITNESSED THE CHELSEA. 488 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,514 Andrew: VICTORIA CAN HAVE BAXTER! 489 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,249 THAT'S FINE. I DON'T NEED HIM ANYMORE. 490 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,586 BECAUSE I GOT A NEW BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER! 491 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,588 -Glenn: WHAT UP, MY HOMEYS? -Andrew: OW! 492 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,590 POP IT! 493 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:48,793 NO, UH, SLAP IT. 494 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,162 -ON THE TOP. -Glenn: HUH? 495 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,864 -Victoria: SHORTENED BANGS. -Baxter: REALLY? 496 00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,432 Andrew: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 497 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,702 I INTRODUCE TO YOU THE PICKLE BROS. 498 00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,604 Baxter: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR HAT SAYS. 499 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,905 YOU JUST SAID THE PICKLE BROS. 500 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,707 Victoria: YOUR HAT SAYS PICKLE JUICE BROS. 501 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:03,908 Andrew: IT'S THE SAME -- YEAH, IT'S THE SAME THING. 502 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,676 -IT A SHORTER WAY TO SAY -- -Victoria: WELL, 503 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,245 NO, THERE'S PICKLES AND THEN THERE'S PICKLE JUICE. 504 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,213 Andrew: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I INTRODUCE TO YOU 505 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:10,648 -THE PICKLE JUICE BROS. -Victoria: NO. 506 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,416 Glenn: WE'RE THE PICKLE JUICE BROS. 507 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:13,618 -Andrew: YEAH. -Baxter: AND? 508 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,752 Andrew: TELL THEM THE STORY, GLENN. 509 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,454 GO AHEAD, THIS IS HILARIOUS. 510 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:19,757 GET READY, SIT BACK, BE OUR AUDIENCE. 511 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,425 Glenn: WE WENT TO THE FRIDGE, 512 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:24,495 AND THERE WAS A JAR OF PICKLES WITH NO PICKLES IN IT. 513 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,265 -IT WAS JUST THE JUICE. -Andrew: JESUS CHRIST, GLENN. 514 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,734 -Glenn: WHAT? WHAT? -Andrew: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 515 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,269 Victoria: IS THAT THE WHOLE STORY? 516 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,237 Andrew: NO, IT'S NOT THE WHOLE STORY -- RELAX. 517 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,906 -Glenn: OH, I GOT IT. I GOT IT. -Andrew: NO. 518 00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:36,607 Glenn: WE WERE HUNGRY FOR PICKLES. 519 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,242 AND THERE WERE NO PICKLES IN THE JAR. 520 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,278 -IT WAS JUST THE JUICE. -Victoria: WHY IS THIS FUNNY? 521 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,181 Andrew: FIRST OF ALL -- OKAY, YOU GUYS ASKED US. 522 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,649 WE HAPPEN TO BE HANGING OUT HERE. 523 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:45,883 -SO MAYBE YOU NEED TO -- -Victoria: NO, NO, NO, 524 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,685 YOU PARADED IN HERE WITH YOUR HATS. 525 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,720 -Andrew: PARADED? THAT'S RACIST. -Victoria: YEAH. 526 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,888 Andrew: LISTEN, IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS 527 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,523 WHERE YOU HAD TO BE THERE, YOU KNOW? 528 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,824 YOU HAD TO BE IN THE SITUATION. 529 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,760 -Victoria: THIS IS EMBARRASSING. -Baxter: YEAH. 530 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:58,629 THIS IS LIKE SEEING YOUR DAD ON TINDER. 531 00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,964 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW WE MATCH, BUT WE DID. 532 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,732 Andrew: TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH CHELSEA. 533 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,367 Victoria: WE TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED WITH CHELSEA. 534 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,802 Andrew: LET ME INTO THE CHELSEA GROUP. 535 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,805 Baxter: IT WAS THIS. "OW!" 536 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,707 Andrew: YEAH, I KNOW, AND IT'S HILARIOUS -- 537 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,375 IT'S HILARIOUS, BUT SOMEHOW I DON'T -- 538 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,677 -Victoria: IT'S HILARIOUS. -Andrew: YOU CAN -- 539 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:13,945 YOU CAN LEAVE. 540 00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:16,214 UH, LIKE, IS IT CAUGHT ON HER HAIR, OR -- 541 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,815 -Victoria: I JUST FEEL LIKE -- -Andrew: 'CAUSE I CAN DO IT. 542 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,784 Victoria: I FEEL LIKE WE'VE ATTEMPTED SO MANY TIMES 543 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:20,985 TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU. Andrew: I KNOW, BUT -- 544 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,820 Victoria: AND YOU DON'T GET IT. 545 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,423 Baxter: SHE JUST WENT "OW!" IT WAS LIKE A HAND MOTION. 546 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,725 -Victoria: YEAH, YEAH. -Andrew: WHO WAS SHE CALLING? 547 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,660 Victoria: I'M SORRY, NO, YOU'RE NOT IN THE GROUP. 548 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,529 AND YOU KNOW WHY? 'CAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE. 549 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,364 AND I'M SORRY. YOU HAD TO BE THERE. 550 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:34,999 MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD BE THERE 551 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,235 WHEN THE EMBARRASSING THING HAPPENS. 552 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,770 Andrew: I JUST THINK IT'S STUPID, THOUGH, 553 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:42,573 BECAUSE IT'S SUCH AN EASY THING TO DESCRIBE. 554 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,977 -OH. -Victoria: I'M CHOKING. 555 00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:47,645 -Andrew: YOU LOOK LIKE -- -Victoria: I'M CHOKING. 556 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:51,616 Baxter: SHE'S CHOKING. OH! 557 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:54,919 -OH, MY GOD! -Andrew: FEED ME, MOMMY. 558 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:58,723 -ARF! -Victoria: OH, MY GOD! 559 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,591 Andrew: WERE YOU JUST FEEDING BABY BIRDS? 560 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,526 -Victoria: NO, I -- -Baxter: YEAH, 561 00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:04,362 IT WAS LIKE, "MAMA'S HERE!" 562 00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:09,467 Victoria: HEY, YOU GUYS, I ALMOST JUST DIED! 563 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,335 I ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH! 564 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,604 Baxter: UH-OH, UH-OH! 565 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,339 Victoria: ALL RIGHT! 566 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:18,009 WOULD YOU GUYS HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS SO FUNNY IF I DIED? 567 00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:19,877 Glenn: WE WOULD HAVE SHARED THAT. 568 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,279 Andrew: IMAGINE THAT! 569 00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,913 THAT WAS VERY, VERY STUPID LOOKING. 570 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,882 -Baxter: THAT WAS SO FUNNY. -Victoria: OKAY, VERY FUNNY. 571 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,718 -Glenn: THAT WAS GREAT. -Victoria: HEY, BAXTER? 572 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,288 REMEMBER THE... 573 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:34,558 Baxter: THAT'S OLD. DON'T DO OLD JOKES. 574 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,361 Andrew: PICKLE BROS. CLEAN UP. 575 00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:41,065 I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS EVER HANGING OUT WITH HER. 576 00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:47,371 THAT WAS CLOSE. 577 00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:48,639 SHE SUCKS! 578 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,808 -WE'RE BACK. -Andrew: WE'RE BACK. 579 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,978 Glenn: SOMEONE MADE QUITE A MESS. 580 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,514 Victoria: YOU NEED TO FUCK OFF. 581 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,983 NOW. 582 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,888 NO! ALL THE WAY. 583 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,856 -Glenn: I'M FUCKING OFF. -Victoria: NO. 584 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:08,459 AND TAKE OFF THAT STUPID HAT! 585 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:12,029 I CAN STILL SEE YOU. 586 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:14,465 -GET OUT NOW! -Glenn: I'M FUCKED OFF. 587 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,801 Victoria: NO! THAT'S IT! 588 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:20,371 GO! COME HERE! COME HERE! COME HERE! 589 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:25,109 ?? 590 00:22:51,136 --> 00:22:54,105 Horowitz: SORRY ABOUT THE MIX-UP EARLIER. 591 00:22:54,107 --> 00:22:56,140 I WAS -- I WAS NOT AWARE THAT THERE WERE TWO AGENTS 592 00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:58,376 -INVOLVED IN BUYING A HOUSE. -Amir: THAT'S TOTALLY FINE. 593 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,144 I'M SORRY I PRETENDED TO BE A SUICIDE BOMBER. 594 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,446 Horowitz: WELL, YOU HAD TO DO WHAT YOU HAD TO DO, EH? 595 00:23:02,448 --> 00:23:04,048 Amir: ACTUALLY, IF YOU CAN PUT A REVIEW ON MY YELP PAGE. 596 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,683 Horowitz: ABSOLUTELY. WE WILL ALL DO THAT. 597 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:07,151 -Jota: YEAH, WE CAN. -Amir: YEAH, IF ALL FOUR OF YOU 598 00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:08,686 CAN DO THAT, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. 599 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:11,555 [ SIREN WAILING ] 600 00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:16,961 [ GUNFIRE ] 601 00:23:17,011 --> 00:23:21,561 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45749

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