All language subtitles for Alias Smith And Jones s02e12 The Bounty Hunter.eng

...that maybe we do faintly resemble the
description of those two men -

but I ask you, now honestly,

do we have the look of
a couple of desperados?

We're just honest, hard working
American citizens like yourselves.

I've got a wife and a little baby boy

waiting for me at home right now.

My friend here is being married next week

to a wonderful girl, a really
lovely girl from St. Louis,

one of the best families, it turns out.

The daughter of the mayor's, as it happens.

We were just on our way to Hartsville

to pick up our church suits for the wedding.

As I said, I've got a wife a little baby boy

waiting for me at home right now.

My wife is baking a cake,

she's a superb cook
even if I do say so myself...

Will you shut up!

Hannibal Heyes and Kid Curry

The two most successful outlaws
in the history of the West

and in all the trains and banks
they robbed they never shot anyone.

This made our two latter-day
Robin Hoods very popular

with everyone
but the railroads and the banks.

There's one thing
we gotta get, Heyes.

What's that?

Out of this business.

The governor can't come flat out
and give you amnesty now

first you gotta prove you deserve it.

So, all we've got to do is
just stay out of trouble

until the governor figures
we deserve amnesty?

But in the meantime
we'll still be wanted?

Well, that's true

until then only you me and
the governor will know about it.

It'll be our secret.

That's a good deal?

I sure wish the governor let
a few more people in our secret.

How much money we got between us, Heyes?

What are you crabbing about?

We're supposed to be in retirement.

Let's enjoy it.

Yeah, but nobody told me we'd be
retiring from eating and drinking

and sleeping in beds, too.

How much?

Why don't we just enjoy the ride

on this nice beautiful sunny day?

How much?

And that gorgeous scenery -

the clouds kissing the mountains so pretty -

How much?

I just goes to show you
the best things in life are free -

How much!?

$2 and 16 cents.

Whatever happened to that
nimble brain and silver tongue?

I have a distinct feeling you're
beginning to lose confidence...

Oh, I wouldn't go so far as to say that...

You wouldn't?

No. But I sure would defend
your right to say it.

Hold it...

right there, gentlemen,

please!

I got a gun pointed right at your heads,

so get your hands up nice and high.

Hey, you in the dark shirt -

bring down your hand real slow and careful

and lift out your gun with two fingers -

and two fingers only!

That's it.

Now, flip it away nice and far.

That's good.

Now, get down off your horse on this side.

Easy does it...

Now, walk off the road

behind that rock.

That's far enough.

Now, turn around.

Now, laid down on your belly.

Oh, wait a minute...
Let's go, please!

You're holding everybody up...

Now, you on the horse -
you do everything

the way he did.

with two fingers - real slow

and careful -

That's it.

Now, get off on this side.

Walk behind that rock.

Lay down on your belly, same as him.

Let's go.

Say what's this all about, huh?

And who are you?

Names Joe Sims.

And you gentlemen just got
yourselves under arrest.

Arrest!
For what?

You're making a terrible mistake now.

No, sir.

Done some real good checking on you,
boys, back in Hartsville.

Your name is Joshua Smith and
his name is Thaddeus Jones.

And you're a couple of
Drifters looking for work.

It's certain that you really

Hannibal Heyes and Kid Curry,

and there's $10,000 apiece on your heads.

And I'm a bounty hunter -

professional.

Make it right, please,
'cause I'm inspect it real good.

All right, Mr. Curry.
You can get up now.

Now...

I want you to give him a big bear hug

like you're glad to see him.

So, I can get at your hands behind his back.

Where did you learn this?

Safest way.

Never fails.

Heyes, stop breathing, will ya?

All right...

you can duck out now.

Thanks.

Now, gentlemen...

I got to remind you,

that the reward for you
is either dead or alive.

It don't make no difference to me
one way or the other.

So, if you got any
preferences along those lines,

I'll leave it up to you.

You can vote on it, if you want.

I don't think that'll be necessary...

Free country...

Gentlemen - your horses.

You mind telling us where you're taking us?

Don't mind at all.

Taking you to the sheriff in Carbondale.

Carbondale?
Why Carbondale?

That's a good enough
day and a half ride from here.

Cause the sheriff and Hartsville
don't seem to like black folks too much.

I don't figure he'd been too
cooperating about that reward.

I think you think the sheriff in
Carbondale's gonna be any different.

I don't.
Just hoping, that's all.

Hang on, Thaddeus.

I don't suppose it make
any difference to tell you

you're gonna make a damn fool
out of yourself in any case.

Come on!

So, you got the descriptions in those
Wanted Flyers all mixed up.

No, sir.

There ain't a description on any
outlaw worth more than $2,000

I ain't got locked up in my head
down to the last button on his shirt.

And I don't just go by
one description on a man.

I compare different ones.

Talk to people, ask questions.

Yeah, I'm working all the time.

That's how I was able
to spot you two right off.

Ain't got nothing against you personally.

But like I said -
I'm a bounty hunter...professional.

But with $20,000 for the two of you -

it's gonna be the biggest score I ever made.

That's nice...

How'd you get in this line of business, Joe?

Well, I'll tell you...

ain't much a black man can do these days.

Before the war I was a slave.

And afterwards I just drifted West.

The further I went,

further I got away from the way
things used to be back home.

Sometimes that's good.
Sometimes that's bad.

Depends on the kind of people you run into.

Nobody pays a black man more
than room and board.

And that's if you can get work.

In the old days,

if you got sick,

why, the master
he'd have to take care of you.

Nowadays, if you got sick,
you just out of luck.

That's why I became a bounty hunter.
For the money.

Black man ain't gonna be
out of luck if he'd got money.

Oh, you're gonna be
out of luck with us, Joe,

'cause you got the wrong men.

No, sir.

Wrong for you,

but right for me.

Come on!
Come on!

What happened?
He shot my horse!

Come on!
Come on!

My hands are tied too, remember?

Hold it right there, boy!

Get his guns.

You figure he gave up?

What difference does it make?

I'd just like to see him
try it again, that's all!

Come on, let's get out of here.

You're bounty hunter, huh?

That's right.

I just lost my prisoners.

That's the reason for the shooting.

Well, you're blackest
bounty hunter I've ever seen.

In fact, I'm not so sure
you're bounty hunter at all.

It's the truth.

You sure you ain't one of them crazy fools

that just likes to kill good horses?

I told you - it was an accident.

Don't you know this ain't
cotton-pickin country?

This is horse country.

Horses are valuable around here.

So valuable, that horse-stealing
is a hanging offense.

You understand that?

Now, what do you suppose
horse-killing ought to be?

I'm powerful sorry about the horse.

And I'll be real glad to make it up to you.

Oh, you're gonna make it up,
alright, my friend.

I'm gonna make sure you
don't never kill a horse again.

Hey, Heyes, what's going on down there?

I'll be...
Yeah.

There goes a budding career.

You know, he could've
killed us if he wanted to.

Wouldn't be in this fix if he had.

You're out of your mind!

You might just let 'em hang him?

There's six of 'em down there!

What chance we've got against six of them?

What do we owe him anyhow?

Like I said: he could have
killed us if he wanted to.

Let me just scare 'em off
and get out of here fast.

And if we can't?

We've got enough grief as it is!

Yeah, but with $2 and 16 cents between us

how much more grief can there be?

You think,

twelve quick shots will do it?

They better had.

All right,

you go first.

I'll pick it up on the fifth,

and then we go -

whether it helps them or not!
Right!

You ready?

Ready.

You know what we just did, Heyes?
Huh?

A good deed.

Yeah, but let's not make it a habit.

What are you grinning about?

2 hours ago, you were a sour apple.

You know, you're right, Heyes.

It is a nice beautiful sunny day.

Just look at that gorgeous scenery -

the clouds kissing the mountain so pretty.

Just goes to show you...

best things in life are free...

Stop right there, gentlemen!

Or I'll let go both barrels.

Oh, no!

Get your hands up nice and high...

Oh, no...

Joe, it's us!

I know it's you!

This can't be happening...

Now lift up the gun real slow, Mr. Heyes

and throw it behind you nice and far.

That's it.
Get off your horse.

Joe, don't you know who
scared away that lynch mob?!

It was us!

I figured, it might have been you.

That's why I figured, you
couldn't been too far away.

Now walk over to that little
rock behind you, Mr. Heyes.

Wait 'till I tell you!

All right, get down...

Joe, I don't think you fully
understand the situation!

We - the two of us -
have just saved your life!

Yes, sir.

Now, you Mr. Curry,

lift out your gun slow
and easy, same as him...

and throw it behind you.

Then you can get off your horse.

Joe, how can you do this to us
after what we did for you?!

Price ain't changed on you, gentlemen.

It's still $20,000.

Now, walk back near Mr. Heyes and get down.

Is that all you're worried about?!

Ain't worried at all.

In other words, it's the money!

No, sir,

not in other words.

Them are the words.

You know what to do, Mr. Heyes.

You know what to do.

But I'll tell you one thing.

You gentlemen taking some
of the pleasure I'm gonna get

spending that $20,000
- that's for sure!

Joe, I hate to say this,

but I don't think you're
showing the proper gratitude.

What's that?

Don't you know why we did this?

Tell you the truth, that's
what's been puzzling me.

Seemed kind of stupid to me.

Stupid?!

Yes, sir.

Don't know why you want to save my skin

when you could have saved
your own skins instead.

Especially since I'm dead-set
on taking you in.

Don't that sound kind of stupid to you?

Hey Thaddeus!

I'd just like to see him
try it again, that's all!

Hey Thaddeus!

You know what we did back there?

A good deed!

I'd like to remind you that was your idea!

All right...

I would also like to remind you

that although I wasn't exactly against it,

I wasn't exactly for it either!

All right!

You want to know why
I wasn't exactly for it?

Because I got a brain,
that's why!

ALL RIGHT!

Hi.

Howdy.

It's very nice to see you.

Real nice -

What's going on here?

I'm a bounty hunter.

These men are my prisoners.

They're wanted outlaws.

That right?

You're fellas outlaws?

Oh, he thinks we are.

And we're not.

The truth is, my name is Joshua Smith.

I got a wife a little baby boy
over in Black Ridge.

This is Thaddeus Jones,

he's supposed to be married next week.

Fat chance, huh?

We grew up together.

This fella here he thinks -

you can believe this -
that we're

Hannibal Heyes and Kid Curry.

Just because he thinks so, he's

making us go into Carbondale
where he's gonna turn us in.

And then Lord only knows
how long it's gonna take

before we can prove who we really are.

What these men are telling you are lies.

I am a bounty hunter -

professional -
and I know my business.

And these men is
Hannibal Heyes and Kid Curry,

and they wanted

and I'm taking them in
to the sheriff in Carbondale.

All right - if you say so.

Good luck to you...

Let's go!

Silver tongue...pshaw.

Yeah.

I hope you gentlemen don't make me regret

letting you vote on
how you want to get there.

Like I told you - the law says
you're worth the same dead or alive.

I did you expect us to help you back there?

No...
truthfully, I didn't.

Halt!
Hold it right there.

You, bounty hunter,

going down here.

Drop the gun.

What's the problem?

Problem is you tell too a good a story.

Too good for your own good.

Now maybe you have got Curry and Heyes here.

Maybe they're worth a little money.

How much you figure?

Well, that's all right.
We'll find out.

See, we decided we're gonna turn them in.

So, get off your horse.

Now, why don't you go back
where you come from?

You're gonna leave me here without a horse?

Ain't leaving you anywhere, friend.

I'm telling you to get moving.
Now move!

All right, you other two, let's go.

Oh gentlemen,

Carbondale is a long way off

and you're really just wasting your time -

because that fellow was all wrong.

Oh, maybe we do frankly resemble the
description of those two men -

but I ask, now honestly,

do we have the look of
a couple of desperados?

We're just honest, hard-working
American citizens like yourselves,

who are being made victims
of a terrible injustice.

When decent law-abiding people
can't travel in freedom

without being manhandled by
anyone who comes along,

why then it's high time for this
country to do something about it,

otherwise no one will be safe.

As I said, I've got a wife
and a little baby boy

waiting for me at home right now.

My friend here is being married next week

to a wonderful girl,
a really lovely girl from St. Louis,

from one of the best families.

The daughter the mayor, as it happens.

We were just on our way to Huntsville

to get our church suits for the wedding.

As a matter of fact, hey,
we'd be proud to have you come.

My wife is baking the cake
and she's a superb cook

even if I do say so myself.

Will you shut up!

You don't need to keep going on about it.

We want to check out
that fella's story, that's all.

It just don't figure him riding around
with two white men tied up.

Not in this part of the country...

All right, get up!

Come on, this way.

Come on, both of you.

You ain't hurt.

I was real careful
to hit you both in the shoulder.

Hurry up now, going over there.

Come on.

Just tell me one thing -

how did you do that?

Do what?

You got a horse,
you got a gun,

you pop out of nowhere -
how did you do that?

It wasn't hard.

They didn't search me.

Took my guns and my horse
but they didn't take my money.

Walked about a couple of miles
'till I found a ranch

and bought everything I needed -

horse, saddle, guns.

Got me $110 worth of stuff only $221,

but here I am.

Joe, you're marvelous!

If a man works hard enough,
he can do these things.

that's what they call
free American enterprise.

That's what keeps the country strong -

land of the free and home of the brave!

Joe, when you're gonna stop
living in a fool's paradise?

You really think that other fella
is gonna keep running away?

He'll be back as sure as you're born,

we'll be playing musical chairs again.

He won't be back don't worry.

He's all alone now.

Ain't got guts enough to come back.

Well, that takes care of that...

How about food?

We're getting hungry.

No hungrier than I am.

It's just a few more miles to Carbondale.

I'll take you there in the morning.

They'll feed you when you get there.

Hey, hey, listen.
I'm...

I'm feeling pretty awful.

I can't feel a thing in my whole arm.

I'm burning up you gotta...

get me into town tonight...

When you can talk and fret about it,

you'll be all right till morning.

I just love the way he gets rid of problems.

Joe, do you really think you're
gonna get us there in one piece?

You in one piece, I mean.

Wouldn't try it if I didn't...

Don't you know that the same thing
is gonna keep happening again?

And finally you're killed?

You're in the wrong place, Joe.

You're gonna keep running up
against people who don't

approve of you.

You're so right, friend!
Don't try it!

Nate!
I knew you'd be back.

Howdy, boys.

Didn't think I'd run off
and leave you, did you?

You boys all right?

All right now!

Hurting a little, though.

We'll get around that.

First I got some business to take care of.

All right, come up slow and easy.

Are you know the difference between
your left in your right hand?

I'm talking to you.

I know it.

Now then, with your left hand
take your gun out and toss it.

Now, start walking this way.

That's far enough, friend.

Is he, Hank? You watching this?
Yeah.

This here is for you.

All right, hold it right there!

My God - you didn't go and do it again?!

Be still.

You're lucky.

Didn't hit the bone.

Be still!

And the bleeding will stop.

You know, I'm surprised
you'd do that for me.

So, am I.

I didn't do it for you.
I did it for us.

Come on over here and untie my partner.

Can't do that.

Hold it! Right there, Joe!
Or I'll have to shoot you!

No, you won't.

You just used the last shot.

Ye Gosh!

Why didn't you reload it?

'Cause I've been busy,
and I just plain forgot!

The gun, Mr. Curry.

Oh, I have to tie you up again, Mr. Curry.

Oh, look at them hands.

Oughta be ashamed of yourself...

Got my eye on you, Mr. Heyes.

Bring your hands up,

put them on your head, where I can see 'em.

You know what you are?

You know what you are!?

You are a miserable ingrate!

You know that?!

He was gonna kill you!

We have now saved your life twice!

Now, how can you do this to us?!

Well, don't think it's so easy.

Checking all the pleasure I'm ever gonna get

out of spending that $20,000.

Every time I think of the way
you saved my life this way -

ain't be no fun spending that money.
No fun at all.

In fact,

I may just invest it instead.

You, too, Mr. Heyes.

Joe, listen,
you're not thinking.

You're really not thinking.

Now you've gotta let us go.

'Cause you're not gonna
get a dime of that reward.

Look what happened.

You've got three wounded men here -

two of which you shot.

What do you think's gonna happen
when you get into Carbondale with them?

Better listen to him, Joe...

I admit I've got a problem...

but I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'll tie you two up real good,
'cause you're pretty fancy.

Then I'm gonna take them three
into Carbondale tonight -

leave them on the edge of town.

Somebody'll pick them up in the
morning and take them to the doc.

Then...

I'm gonna come back and we're
gonna head south for Briartown,

I'll turn you in there...

All right, you fellas, on your feet!

Ain't one of you really hurt bad.

That's no use.

Heyes...?

What?

The mayor's daughter?

I figured you deserve the best...

Thanks...

Don't mention it...

You think he's really gonna do it?

I don't see what's to stop him...

Us!

It may be just my imagination,

I don't think we're doing too well.

You'll think of something.

Glad to hear it.

Who's that?

Well, sure not the cavalry...

Boys all right?

Sure.
We always sleep this way...

How'd you get those fellas into town?

Yup.

That's good.

Left them just outside of town,

yelling and complaining.

Maybe he hurt a little

they ain't sick.

Yeah, that's...

it's great.

That's great, Joe.

That's really fine,
'cause now you gotta let us go.

As soon as they see
those fellas in the morning,

the whole town is gonna be riding after you.

Hey, that's right.

That's just what I figure they're gonna do.

Well then, what are you so happy about?

'Cause we ain't going to Briartown.

We're heading north
over those mountains instead.

A little tough riding and further away,

that's why I figure
they'll be looking for us that way.

There's a town over there called Big Butte,

that's where I'm gonna turn you in...

You thought of everything, didn't you?

Sure hope so...

Yeah, except for one thing, Joe.

The one thing you've been mistaken
about since the beginning.

What's that?

We're not Curry and Heyes.

Do you honestly think for one minute,

that Hannibal Heyes and Kid Curry

could have possibly been
as stupid as we've been?

Just think about it.

Kid Curry is supposed to be one
of the fastest guns in the West, right?

You took his gun away from him twice.

You tied us up four times!

You think Curry and Heyes
let you get away with that?

Kid Curry would have
blasted you to kingdom come

the first time you said boo!

Back there when they were
fixing to stretch you up?

Do you know that we fired two loads

two full loads.

We didn't hit a single man!

If we were really Curry and Heyes,

that field would have been strewn
with nothing but dead bodies!

In fact, if we were really Curry and Heyes,

we wouldn't have done it in the first place!

You yourself said it was a dumb thing to do!

And Heyes is supposed to be so smart.

He's also supposed to be able
to talk his way out of a...

tiger's belly.

Has he talked himself out
of anything with you?

Has he talked himself out of anything?

Or even into anything, for that matter?

In fact, has he said
one single thing that worked?!

There you go, Joe.
You see

it's totally inconceivable that
we could be Curry and Heyes.

I mean, we're just a couple of
ordinary every day clunk heads!

You know something?

That's the one thing
that's been bothering me.

But I finally got to
figure it out for myself.

How?

Simple.

Even Curry and Heyes can have an awful day...

Not too much further now, gentlemen.
Just a couple of more miles.

Joe!

Yeah?

I gotta tell you something.

Despite of everything that's happened,

we've grown and fond of you...

Me, too...

Just tell me one thing...

What's that?

Why you're so all-fired ornery?

Nothing I can do about that...

some black folks, you know,

figure they owe white folks a lot of
harm for what they done...

I don't feel that way.

I don't feel I owe 'em any harm.

I don't feel I owe 'em anything else either.

I guess that's why
I don't know nothing about...

gratitude.

It'd been taken out of me a long time ago.

That's sad, Joe.

It's a sad way to be.

I guess...

Look ahead, Joe...

Here we go again the same problem.

They're not gonna like what they see.

Why don't you untie us -

so we can look like good friends
just riding into town.

This may be your last chance.

Yeah, gotta take that chance now.

You boys seem to have a
real poor opinion of white folks.

They ain't all bad.

Hi, there.

What have you got these men tied up for?

Well...

this fella here,

he's gonna tell you that he's got
a wife and sick child at home -

and that fella,

he's gonna tell you
he's getting married next week.

They both gonna tell you
that the names are Smith and Jones,

but the truth is,

I'm a bounty - professional.

This man is Hannibal Heyes
and that fella is Kid Curry.

I'm taking 'em in to Big Butte.

All that's happened is,
he's made a mistake, that's all.

Just a really honest mistake.

He really truly believes that we
are Hannibal Heyes and Kid Curry.

But the truth of the matter is
my name is Smith,

I do have a baby boy and a wife
waiting at home for me

and they both happen to be very sick.

And he is gonna get married next week.

But he insists on taking us in,

causing us a lot of trouble
and a lot of time.

But he's mistaken, that's all.

He's purely and simply a mistaken.

Al - Herman - check their guns.
And untie them.

The guns are empty, Max...

You gonna take my prisoners away from me?

You know, under the law,

these are my prisoners.

I arrested 'em, they are in my custody.
I got a right to bring 'em in.

Shut up.

I don't want to hear any more out of you.

All right, you two take 'em
on back to Big Butte

and check it all out.

Go on - get started.

Let's go...

Turn him over to the sheriff
and go on back to the ranch.

Mister,

you just cost me $20,000...

Get his guns.

Where are you from?

You mean lately?

I said, where are you from?

Well, I was born in Mississippi.

And moved on to Texas

and on the New Mexico -

in here to Arizona.

Well, I guess maybe you
need a little learning

on the ways of the world.

You don't go around arresting white people.

Not here.

Not anywhere.

That's not your place.

You understand me?

It's not your place to go around
arresting white people

just because you think they may be outlaws.

You got that?

I don't want to see you around here anymore.

Do you see those hills?

That's south.

I want you to go south.

Go back where you came from.

Just turn around and get going.

It's downhill all the way.

There's nothing over those hills.

The nearest town is back the away I came.

I guess, you didn't hear me.

I'm telling you to go that way.

Now you better get started.

Right now!

I knew it!
I knew Max is gonna do that

from look at his eyes!

All right.
Let's go home...

All right - the show's over.
Let's go...

Oh...

What you're boys doing here?

They know who you are now.

How bad you get hit?

Bad enough...

Joe, you think you can sit a horse?

Can't move...

I can't move my legs.

One of them shots...

got me good.

You think we ought to try
to get him across this horse?

Lead to death.
Never mind about me.

What you boys...
doing here?

Joe,

we're gonna go into town.

We're gonna get a doc
and try and get a wagon

to come out here for you.

You boys...
never learn...

Joe...

Would you really have turned us in
when we got back there?

Sure would...

You still want to tell
the sheriff about this?

Yeah.
Don't you?

Could be taking an awful chance,
us going to the law, couldn't it?

Sure would...

Let's go...

Heyes, you think he meant it?

Think he really would have turned us in?

Sure would...

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