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BROADCASTER: We interrupt this
program for a news exclusive.
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This is Kathryn
Morehead reporting live--
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Oh, sorry.
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--from Truman High School.
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The details are still sketchy,
but apparently just moments
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ago, a local undercover
unit from the Jump Street
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program thwarted a near--
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[thud]
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Uh-- an apparent-- let's
just call it an incident
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involving Senator Phillips.
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The Senator is safe.
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Senator, where is he now?
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KATHRYN: Here you see
the Senator being whisked
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away by Secret Service agents.
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Again, the Senator is
safe, though the details
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are still hazy.
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We do know that the Senator was
here to speak to a PTA dinner
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where student volunteers
served as waiters, even
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providing the
entertainment, all in line
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with the Senator's theme
of community service,
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when all hell broke loose.
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And at this point, we don't
know any more than that.
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It does appear, however,
that the Jump Street officers
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interceded on the
Senator's behalf
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and may have saved his life.
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We'll have a full report
on the news at 11:00.
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This is Kathryn Morehead
for Action News.
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[theme music]
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THEME SONG: We
never thought we'd
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find a place where we belong.
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Don't have to stand alone.
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We'll never let you fall.
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Don't need permission to
decide what you believe.
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Ooh!
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I said jump down on Jump Street.
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I said jump down on Jump Street.
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Your friends will be there
when your back is to the wall.
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You'll find you'll
need us 'cause
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there's no one else to call.
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When it was hopeless, that
decision's what you need.
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You'd be ready to--
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be ready to jump!
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21 Jump Street.
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Got the food, guys.
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Whoa.
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It's about time, pal.
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Hey, it took a long time.
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Excuse me.
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Is this the Jump
Street precinct?
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Chapel.
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You're looking for
Captain Fuller.
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Well actually, I think
I'm looking for you.
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Well, we can deal with that.
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Are you the officers
involved with the incident
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over at Truman High?
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You mean, are we the ones
who saved the Senator's life?
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Yeah Hey, Chuck, get in here.
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IOKI: What?
- Listen, um--
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[clattering]
- Whoa.
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Turn that camera off.
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I just want to ask
you a few questions.
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PENHALL: Get out of my way!
- Anyone?
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No.
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Turn that camera off.
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KATHRYN: Hey, look at the--
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Get out of my face.
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There was something
about a bomb.
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Turn that camera off.
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Boy, turn that camera off.
PENHALL: Turn it off.
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Go away.
- Go!
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No.
Go away.
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Hey.
Hey!
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What the hell do you
think you're doing?
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PENHALL: Turn it off.
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KATHRYN: Captain Fuller,
I'm Kathryn Morehead.
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I don't care if
you're Edward R. Murrow.
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If you don't get out
of here with this--
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Listen, Captain.
This is a major news event.
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We need to know what happened.
We need--
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Know this.
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I'm gonna take this video
camera and carefully insert it--
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Captain, I am not leaving
here until I get a story.
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[scoffing] Let me explain
something to you, Miss--
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- Morehead.
- Whatever.
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See, these are undercover cops.
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Coming in here with a
video camera is not--
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All right.
Jonathan, Chuck-- outside.
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There'll be no camera at all.
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All I am asking for is an
exclusive on this story.
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[scoffing] Right.
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You're going to put this on
the 6:00 news with no picture.
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I'm not going to put
it on the news at all.
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Oh, I know that.
Come here, Chuck.
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No.
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Listen, Captain, undercover
cops in a high school thwarting
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an attempt on a senator's life?
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I think there's a movie
in there somewhere.
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[scoffing] [laughing]
Chuck, out of here.
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Come on.
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My god, she's a writer.
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And what I really
want to do is direct.
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Movies, huh?
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Like "Lethal Weapon 3?"
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[clearing throat] Kathryn,
you know, I could tell
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you what happened, if you want.
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[click]
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I think what happened last
night was a classic battle
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between good and evil.
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Well, listen.
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Start at the beginning, because
I want to hear all of it.
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Well--
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[music playing]
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Observe the stone.
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When you can pluck
it from my hand,
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you will have learned
all that I can teach you.
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Yes, Ioki?
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I believe I can pluck
the stone, Master.
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You do, do you?
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Yes, Master.
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Step up here.
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Whenever you are ready.
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[whoosh]
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[laughing]
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Huh?
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[spits]
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Hui.
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[ding]
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You are impudent.
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You will learn the meaning
of the word "respect."
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Don't, Master, or you'll--
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Or what, dung beetle?
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Or you'll be sorry.
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Yi-ah!
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Excuse me, but
what does any of this
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have to do with the Senator?
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It's background material.
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Could you start a little
closer to the 20th century,
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like right before tonight maybe?
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[sighing]
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The Senator was gonna
give a speech to the PTA,
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and they received a bomb threat.
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The Secret Service
combed through every inch
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and found nothing, so we
were there just in case
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the caller decided to hand
deliver the merchandise.
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[music playing]
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The limo arrived at
7:00, accompanied
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by the usual swarm of motorcycle
cops and Secret Servicemen.
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They pulled up in
front of the school,
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and the Senator emerged,
grinning, waving, and playing
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the crowd like a fine violin.
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As he made his way up the
steps to the auditorium,
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everything seemed normal.
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That is, it did until I noticed
something by the west gate.
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A van arrived, and pastry
chefs began to spill
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out from the rear cargo area.
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First one, then another,
then another, then another.
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Something wasn't kosher.
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Whoever heard of
Chinese pastries?
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Chinese pastries?
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IOKI (VOICEOVER): This
called for a closer look.
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The last man out of the van
was a strange-looking old bird
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carrying an enormous cake box.
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I decided to investigate.
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My suspicions were aroused.
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As I followed them around
to the cafeteria entrance,
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a strange sensation
began to creep up on me.
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Was it deja vu?
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Second sight?
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[grunting]
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IOKI (VOICEOVER): Or was
it just the egg salad
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sandwich that I had for lunch?
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Uh?
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IOKI (VOICEOVER): I couldn't
be sure, but whatever it was,
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it pushed me further and
further into the bowels
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of the cafeteria.
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From a dark corner,
I watched as they
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marched through the kitchen.
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The old man carefully placed
the cake box on a counter,
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and his men quickly
surrounded him.
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CHEFS: [speaking chinese]
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IOKI (VOICEOVER): Danger and
fear raced through my veins,
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and evil hung in
the air like a beer
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belch in a telephone booth.
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[music playing]
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I didn't know what
game they were playing,
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but I was pretty sure it
wasn't Chinese checkers.
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I decided to make my move.
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IOKI: I'd like a
piece of that cake.
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[gong]
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Get him.
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CHEFS: [speaking chinese]
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Ji!
Ji!
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Ji!
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[muttering]
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Oh!
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Ooh.
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CHEFS: [speaking chinese]
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Take him, you cowards.
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- Hiyah!
- Kiai!
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Ooh!
[whack]
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Hiyah!
[whack]
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Ah!
Wah!
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- [grunting]
- Ah!
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Ah!
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[whack]
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Wah!
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Wah!
Hiyah!
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[whack]
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Oof.
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[grunting]
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Ha-ooh!
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Ha!
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Hiyah!
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[whack]
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Oh!
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[whack]
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- Ya!
- Hiyah!
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[grunting]
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Hiyah!
Ha!
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[whack]
- [grunting]
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Hiyah!
Wah!
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Wah!
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Wah!
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[speaking chinese]
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Kiai!
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[grunting]
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[clattering]
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You.
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Go.
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Hiu.
[swoosh]
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Hiu!
Ya!
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Wah!
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Hiyah!
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[thump]
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[crash]
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Hiyah!
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[music playing]
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Ow!
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[thump]
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[thump]
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Gee, thanks.
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Which reminds me of
the story about the day
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the rabbi and the priest
decided to play a round of golf
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with Aunt Jemima
and Geraldo Rivera.
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IOKI: Hiyah-ah!
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Oh!
WOMAN: Goodness!
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MAN: Oh my god!
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[music playing]
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IOKI: Hold it right there.
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The jig is up.
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[swoosh]
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Hi-u!
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Don't be foolish, old man.
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Hi-u!
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[groaning]
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[thump]
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Mm.
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[spits]
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You have much to learn.
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Doo-hiu-- hu.
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Hiu-- hui.
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Hui--
- Hiyah!
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Ooh!
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- Hiyah!
- Hoo!
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Hiyah!
Hi-jui!
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[whack]
- Hiyah!
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Hiyah!
[whack]
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- Ow!
- Ooh.
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Hiyah!
270
00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,550
Oof.
271
00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:02,540
[grunting] Uh.
272
00:11:02,570 --> 00:11:03,520
Hiyah!
273
00:11:03,550 --> 00:11:04,490
Ah!
274
00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:05,600
Hiy-uh!
275
00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:07,470
[thump]
276
00:11:08,490 --> 00:11:09,690
[breathing heavily]
277
00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:15,520
Who are you?
278
00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:21,630
[music playing]
279
00:11:25,550 --> 00:11:26,530
You?
280
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,700
That is correct, dung beetle.
281
00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,520
[click]
282
00:11:36,650 --> 00:11:38,520
[music playing]
283
00:11:38,550 --> 00:11:39,690
Now prepare to learn your
final lesson, dung beetle.
284
00:11:43,590 --> 00:11:45,550
[whooshing]
285
00:11:50,570 --> 00:11:54,540
If you prefer, I will destroy
you with my bare hands.
286
00:11:54,570 --> 00:11:55,660
Hi-oh!
287
00:11:55,690 --> 00:12:00,630
Waaa-- hi-jiu.
288
00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:05,530
[gasping] Huh--
289
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,510
ha!
290
00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:07,510
Hiy--
291
00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:08,500
[whack]
292
00:12:08,530 --> 00:12:09,610
[grunting]
293
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:10,610
Hiyah!
294
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,480
[whack]
295
00:12:12,510 --> 00:12:16,580
(SLOWLY) Whoa-- ah!
296
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:17,690
(EXPLOSION)
297
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,680
[laughing quietly]
298
00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:29,640
Now we're even.
299
00:12:29,670 --> 00:12:33,660
- Oh, Harry, please.
- What?
300
00:12:33,690 --> 00:12:35,700
You've been reading
too many Zap comics.
301
00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:37,650
So there was no
bomb in the cake?
302
00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,540
Of course not.
303
00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:41,580
Would somebody please tell
me what really happened?
304
00:12:41,610 --> 00:12:43,570
[clearing throat]
305
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,490
So, Officer Hanson.
306
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,580
Mm-hmm, Hanson.
307
00:12:53,610 --> 00:12:55,600
S-O-N. H-A-N-S-O-N.
[clears throat]
308
00:12:57,550 --> 00:13:02,650
S-O-N. Can you describe what
transpired this afternoon?
309
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,520
[exhales] [clears throat]
310
00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:08,680
Words can't describe.
311
00:13:09,470 --> 00:13:10,560
[sighs]
312
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,680
[music playing]
313
00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:03,700
Hanson, Hanson,
Hanson-- can't you
314
00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:06,500
see the lady has a job to do?
315
00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:09,480
Come on.
316
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:10,610
Well, Judy, you
seem to understand
317
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,620
what I'm looking for.
318
00:20:11,650 --> 00:20:13,580
Oh, of course I do.
319
00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:15,510
You're a class act.
320
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:17,660
You want to get right down
to the heart of the matter.
321
00:20:17,690 --> 00:20:19,530
That's right.
322
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,640
[music playing]
323
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,560
[knocking]
- Who is it?
324
00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:34,630
CAPTAIN: Clark Gable.
325
00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:35,650
Come on in, Fullie.
326
00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:40,490
[door shuts]
327
00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:42,620
Hiya, doll.
328
00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:43,600
Hiya, Chief.
329
00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:52,630
Say, you got anything
going after the show tonight?
330
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:53,690
Some friends are coming over.
331
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,600
Ruby and Choo-Choo DeLongo?
332
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,610
Johnny Walker and his
brothers Blackie and Red.
333
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,610
Ah.
334
00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,660
Say.
335
00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:00,640
why don't you forget
about this bum?
336
00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:01,690
I can't, Fullie.
337
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,480
What, are you an elephant?
338
00:21:03,510 --> 00:21:04,520
Just a woman--
339
00:21:04,550 --> 00:21:05,560
scorned.
340
00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:06,630
Now you listen here, doll.
341
00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:08,610
You've got to pay
mind to business.
342
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,550
I mean, this ain't
just any rum-dum gig.
343
00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:11,640
There's some high
muckety-muck out there.
344
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,490
The Senator, you mean.
345
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,650
Nah.
346
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,600
I'm talking three top dogs
from the William Morris Agency.
347
00:21:17,630 --> 00:21:18,620
Look at me.
348
00:21:18,650 --> 00:21:20,650
I'm doing cartwheels.
349
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,510
Hey, come on.
350
00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:23,640
The boys are waiting backstage.
351
00:21:23,670 --> 00:21:25,540
Earl's breaking in a
new accordion player.
352
00:21:25,570 --> 00:21:26,660
Wants to go over
the new numbers.
353
00:21:26,690 --> 00:21:28,510
I'll be there--
354
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:29,490
with bells on.
355
00:21:32,630 --> 00:21:35,480
[music playing]
356
00:21:40,490 --> 00:21:41,700
[heels clacking]
357
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,480
Hello, boys.
358
00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:48,500
Hiya, doll face.
359
00:21:48,530 --> 00:21:49,570
How's tricks?
360
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,580
You know, Pops,
tricks are for kids.
361
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:55,510
[chuckling] Give a hey to
Lester on the squeeze box.
362
00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:56,640
Hey, Lester on
the squeeze box.
363
00:22:00,630 --> 00:22:02,680
SENATOR: So the priest
loses his ball in the rough
364
00:22:03,470 --> 00:22:05,670
and asks the rabbi if
he can take a Mulligan.
365
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,670
[laughter]
366
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:10,630
EARL: What's the man
yakety-yakking about?
367
00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:12,480
Beats me.
368
00:22:12,510 --> 00:22:14,520
What do those guys
ever really talk about?
369
00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:16,680
Lining their pockets,
sticking it to the little guy,
370
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,790
and making the rich richer?
371
00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:24,500
Skin's a little pink, eh?
372
00:22:24,530 --> 00:22:25,490
Mm-hmm.
373
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,640
We go on in five minutes.
374
00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:28,500
You all know the playlist?
375
00:22:28,530 --> 00:22:29,600
Yeah.
376
00:22:29,630 --> 00:22:31,690
Keep the masses sedated
with sentimental fluff
377
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:33,630
so they never wake
up and realize
378
00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:37,550
that the fat cats like Mr. Golf
out there are exploiting them.
379
00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:38,680
You know these accordion cats.
380
00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:45,640
EMCEE: Ladies and gentlemen,
Senator Phillips--
381
00:22:45,670 --> 00:22:47,520
EARL: OK, everybody.
Showtime.
382
00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:48,660
EMCEE: Truman High School
is pleased to present,
383
00:22:48,690 --> 00:22:51,560
direct from her smash
engagement at the Rainbow
384
00:22:51,590 --> 00:22:54,680
Room in New York City,
the one, the only,
385
00:22:55,470 --> 00:22:57,640
the sensational Judy Hoffs.
386
00:22:57,670 --> 00:22:58,620
[music playing]
387
00:22:58,650 --> 00:23:00,590
[applause]
388
00:23:05,670 --> 00:23:12,540
(SINGING) There's a
somebody I'm longing to see.
389
00:23:12,570 --> 00:23:26,620
I hope that he turns out to be
someone who'll watch over me.
390
00:23:34,530 --> 00:23:40,550
I'm a little lamb who's
lost in the world.
391
00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:55,690
I know I could always be good
to one who'll watch over me.
392
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,560
Oh, yeah.
393
00:23:59,590 --> 00:24:08,570
Although he may not
be the man some girls
394
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:24,670
think of as handsome, to my
heart he carries the key--
395
00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:28,690
oh, the key.
396
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:37,490
Oh, won't you tell him
please to put on some speed,
397
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,520
follow my lead.
398
00:24:40,550 --> 00:24:56,500
Oh, how I need someone
to watch over me.
399
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,600
[applause]
400
00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:21,700
[music playing]
401
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,690
[click]
402
00:25:39,470 --> 00:25:40,470
Drink?
403
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:41,490
You asking me or telling me?
404
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,550
[chuckling] Waiter?
405
00:25:47,550 --> 00:25:49,560
So what brings you here?
406
00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:55,660
Well, word is this band
has a pretty fine songbird.
407
00:25:55,690 --> 00:25:57,700
You got a lot of
moxie showing up here.
408
00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:01,600
- Oh, let me talk to you.
- It's a free country.
409
00:26:01,630 --> 00:26:03,630
[sighing] Hey, this
ain't easy for me.
410
00:26:03,660 --> 00:26:06,600
Spit it out.
411
00:26:06,630 --> 00:26:08,650
I want you back, baby.
412
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,650
I've left Wanda.
413
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,660
Just wasn't 24 karat
like you and me.
414
00:26:16,470 --> 00:26:17,540
Do you have any idea
what I've been going
415
00:26:17,570 --> 00:26:19,540
through for the last two weeks?
416
00:26:19,570 --> 00:26:21,660
Hoping you'd call, wondering
if it was something
417
00:26:21,690 --> 00:26:24,580
I did or didn't do.
- Yeah, but listen, baby--
418
00:26:24,610 --> 00:26:26,620
No, you listen.
419
00:26:26,650 --> 00:26:30,580
If I decide to see you, it's
going to be on my terms, see?
420
00:26:30,610 --> 00:26:32,580
I'm never going to let a man
have that kind of power over me
421
00:26:32,610 --> 00:26:34,580
again.
422
00:26:34,610 --> 00:26:35,680
Anything you say, baby.
423
00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:38,480
Anything.
424
00:26:38,510 --> 00:26:40,560
I've got another song to sing.
425
00:26:40,590 --> 00:26:41,640
And don't call me baby.
426
00:26:45,550 --> 00:26:47,520
[applause]
427
00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:51,680
Where's Lester?
428
00:26:52,470 --> 00:26:54,650
I don't know.
429
00:26:59,570 --> 00:27:01,570
Aren't they wonderful?
430
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,580
Well, next we're going
to sing a song that I'd
431
00:27:03,610 --> 00:27:05,610
like to dedicate to a certain--
432
00:27:12,510 --> 00:27:17,560
uh, that I'd like to dedicate
to all of our Polish friends
433
00:27:17,590 --> 00:27:18,670
out there.
434
00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:20,660
It's a song I'm
sure you all know.
435
00:27:20,690 --> 00:27:22,660
[accordion playing]
436
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,520
[pounding feet]
437
00:27:39,550 --> 00:27:40,690
[clattering]
438
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:41,660
What goes, doll?
439
00:27:41,690 --> 00:27:43,590
It's in the accordion.
440
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,590
[sputtering]
441
00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:45,590
Hey, what are you, yellow?
442
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:47,590
Come on.
443
00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:49,580
Quick, open that door.
444
00:27:49,610 --> 00:27:50,580
[thump]
445
00:27:50,610 --> 00:27:51,580
[groaning]
446
00:27:51,610 --> 00:27:52,700
[crash]
447
00:27:53,490 --> 00:27:54,690
[explosion]
448
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,570
Where's the accordion player?
449
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,490
He made a getaway
after the last song.
450
00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,600
CAPTAIN: He might still
be in the building.
451
00:27:59,630 --> 00:28:00,530
Let's go.
- No.
452
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:01,690
You go.
453
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,510
I've got three Morris agents
out there, a set to finish,
454
00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:04,580
and a boyfriend to set straight.
455
00:28:04,610 --> 00:28:05,610
[panting]
456
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,660
That's my little star.
457
00:28:10,490 --> 00:28:11,570
[exhaling]
458
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:16,540
[applause]
459
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,520
BLOWFISH: [snoring]
460
00:28:21,650 --> 00:28:23,490
[yawning]
461
00:28:24,610 --> 00:28:26,510
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you done yet?
462
00:28:26,540 --> 00:28:27,630
- Sal.
- He's right.
463
00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:30,490
Nap time, baby.
464
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:34,490
Besides, there wasn't any
bomb in the accordion anyway.
465
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:35,480
No?
466
00:28:35,510 --> 00:28:36,570
It blew up, didn't it?
467
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,500
It broke.
468
00:28:38,530 --> 00:28:39,600
Do you really want to know
what happened this afternoon?
469
00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:40,640
No.
Don't tell me.
470
00:28:40,670 --> 00:28:41,700
I don't want to know.
471
00:28:42,490 --> 00:28:43,600
When I heard the
Senator was going
472
00:28:43,630 --> 00:28:45,510
to speak at my old high
school, I wanted to be there.
473
00:28:45,540 --> 00:28:48,500
I mean, what American wouldn't?
474
00:28:48,530 --> 00:28:50,480
They never knew what hit them.
475
00:28:50,510 --> 00:28:52,470
After that, the State
Championship game
476
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:53,540
was a piece of cake.
477
00:28:53,570 --> 00:28:54,650
Hey, Sal, tell us
again about the time
478
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,630
you scored seven touchdowns
against Jefferson.
479
00:28:56,660 --> 00:28:59,670
[scoffing] Come on,
it's ancient history.
480
00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:00,670
Next?
481
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:02,620
Tell us about Wilbur.
482
00:29:02,650 --> 00:29:03,600
[music playing]
483
00:29:03,630 --> 00:29:05,480
[heavy breathing]
484
00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:06,520
Or didn't they used to
tell stories about Wilbur
485
00:29:06,550 --> 00:29:07,680
when you were a student here?
486
00:29:08,470 --> 00:29:09,580
Come on, Corene.
487
00:29:09,610 --> 00:29:11,570
Everybody knows those stories
are a bunch of baloney.
488
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,500
Wilbur Friedman is no baloney.
489
00:29:13,530 --> 00:29:17,490
[scoffing] You're saying
there really was a Wilbur?
490
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,670
He was a custodian
here my freshman year.
491
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:21,530
Weird guy.
492
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,570
Lived in a tool shed out
by the athletic field.
493
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,560
No one paid much
attention to him,
494
00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:29,470
until one day he
took a weed whipper
495
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:30,610
and turned the
entire cheerleading
496
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,480
squad into hamburger.
497
00:29:34,510 --> 00:29:36,530
Gross.
498
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,560
Sal, I thought you
were for real, man.
499
00:29:39,590 --> 00:29:41,540
But you're bunk.
500
00:29:41,570 --> 00:29:44,580
You probably never even kicked
a field goal against Jefferson.
501
00:29:44,610 --> 00:29:45,620
Let's get out of here, Corene.
502
00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:47,610
[heavy breathing]
503
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:51,480
[music playing]
504
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:58,590
[heavy breathing]
505
00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:19,670
[squeak]
506
00:30:20,650 --> 00:30:21,610
Hey, hey!
Hey!
507
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,680
Hey!
What in the hell?
508
00:30:23,470 --> 00:30:25,660
What are you doing?
509
00:30:30,650 --> 00:30:31,600
[squeak]
510
00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:33,640
It's all clear, sir.
511
00:30:33,670 --> 00:30:35,510
[squeak]
512
00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:41,500
Did you hear the one about
the rabbi and the priest?
513
00:30:41,530 --> 00:30:42,500
[chuckling] Yes, sir.
514
00:30:42,530 --> 00:30:44,500
Many times.
515
00:30:44,530 --> 00:30:46,570
[laughing] Just kills me.
516
00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:54,600
[water running]
517
00:30:57,490 --> 00:30:59,540
(WHISPERING) Say,
isn't that the, uh--
518
00:30:59,570 --> 00:31:00,700
[thump]
- Yeah, that's him.
519
00:31:01,490 --> 00:31:02,290
[thump]
520
00:31:02,490 --> 00:31:03,580
Really?
521
00:31:03,610 --> 00:31:05,480
Nice [inaudible]
522
00:31:05,510 --> 00:31:06,480
[whack]
- [groaning]
523
00:31:06,510 --> 00:31:07,280
[whack]
524
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,570
[groaning]
525
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,690
[thump]
526
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:12,680
[weed whacker revving]
527
00:31:13,470 --> 00:31:14,560
What's going on out there?
528
00:31:14,590 --> 00:31:16,560
[weed whacker revving]
529
00:31:32,590 --> 00:31:33,540
Wilbur!
530
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,530
All right, you maniac!
531
00:31:42,550 --> 00:31:45,540
It's you and me now.
532
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:46,520
Come on!
533
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,630
Wilbur!
534
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:54,620
Wilbur!
535
00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:06,630
Sal, get back to work,
you little homunculus.
536
00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:08,510
[thump]
537
00:32:10,530 --> 00:32:11,500
[engine humming]
538
00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:13,630
[music playing]
539
00:32:54,490 --> 00:32:55,290
[thump]
540
00:32:55,490 --> 00:32:57,470
[groaning]
541
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,690
Hey.
542
00:33:17,590 --> 00:33:19,560
[side conversations]
543
00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:25,280
Your name, sir?
544
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,520
Pen.
545
00:33:26,550 --> 00:33:28,550
Doug Hall.
546
00:33:28,580 --> 00:33:31,480
Oh, yes, Commander Penhall.
547
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,560
Right this way, sir.
548
00:33:33,590 --> 00:33:35,560
[side conversations]
549
00:33:47,540 --> 00:33:49,470
Bid on 28 black.
550
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:51,690
Ooh.
551
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,550
Thank you.
552
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,470
$50,000, please.
553
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:03,680
Of course, Mr. Penhall.
554
00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:14,590
36, 24, 34.
555
00:34:21,490 --> 00:34:25,550
$50,000 on double O.
556
00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:27,490
The limit is 20 sir.
557
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:31,470
You would break the bank.
558
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,500
Place your bets, please.
559
00:34:53,530 --> 00:34:55,500
[ball rattling]
560
00:35:03,630 --> 00:35:05,590
[ball clattering]
561
00:35:08,490 --> 00:35:09,290
Oh!
562
00:35:09,490 --> 00:35:10,570
DEALER: Winner.
563
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:11,570
Double zero.
564
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,560
[onlookers exclaiming]
565
00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:18,620
Listen folks, he broke the bank.
566
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,640
I'm busted.
567
00:35:40,670 --> 00:35:43,590
Why, yes.
568
00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:44,570
Of course you are.
569
00:35:47,530 --> 00:35:51,500
You got a nice bankroll there.
570
00:35:51,530 --> 00:35:54,530
I bet you say
that all the boys.
571
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:58,520
Buy a washout a drink?
572
00:35:58,550 --> 00:36:02,550
Perhaps we should
listen to the Senator.
573
00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:04,470
Whatever you say.
574
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:07,540
SENATOR: So she turns to
the rabbi and says, oh yeah?
575
00:36:07,570 --> 00:36:09,580
Well I got your
birdie right here.
576
00:36:09,610 --> 00:36:10,600
[laughing]
577
00:36:10,630 --> 00:36:12,650
Why don't we go
someplace cozy?
578
00:36:26,570 --> 00:36:30,570
I'm going to slip into
something more comfortable.
579
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,620
Why don't you make us a drink?
580
00:36:43,510 --> 00:36:44,590
[dial tone]
581
00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:54,660
What did you
say your name was?
582
00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,620
[music playing]
583
00:36:58,510 --> 00:37:09,640
[inaudible]
[inaudible] [inaudible]
584
00:37:09,670 --> 00:37:10,630
[spritz]
585
00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:12,500
[thump]
586
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,700
And what's your name?
587
00:37:16,490 --> 00:37:18,470
Hall, Doug Pen.
588
00:37:22,610 --> 00:37:23,690
Oh!
589
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,570
Where's the bomb?
590
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,480
You have to ask?
591
00:37:28,510 --> 00:37:30,510
Don't be coy with me.
592
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:31,650
There's a bug in the
chandelier, and that
593
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,680
can only mean one thing.
594
00:37:34,470 --> 00:37:35,540
SAL: That's right, Mr. Penhall.
595
00:37:35,570 --> 00:37:36,620
[thump]
596
00:37:38,610 --> 00:37:41,520
Sal [inaudible] Blowfish.
597
00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:43,610
Ah, so nice to see you again.
598
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,500
What is it this time?
599
00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:46,590
Gold?
600
00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:49,510
Diamonds?
601
00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:50,540
Junk bonds?
602
00:37:50,570 --> 00:37:51,690
[laughing]
603
00:37:54,570 --> 00:37:57,650
Nothing so insignificant,
Mr. Penhall.
604
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,630
I'd like you to
meet my colleague.
605
00:38:04,540 --> 00:38:05,560
The Senator.
606
00:38:05,590 --> 00:38:07,660
Not the Senator, Mr. Penhall.
607
00:38:07,690 --> 00:38:11,610
But an incredible simulation.
608
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,570
They're doing marvelous
things these days
609
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,550
with plastic surgery.
610
00:38:15,580 --> 00:38:17,550
Don't you agree?
611
00:38:17,580 --> 00:38:19,640
Allow me to explain.
612
00:38:19,670 --> 00:38:24,600
We have placed a large explosive
device in the laundry room,
613
00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:27,620
behind the dais just where
the Senator is to be seated.
614
00:38:27,650 --> 00:38:29,490
In the storage room?
615
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,650
The laundry room.
616
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:35,470
Along the back wall, behind
a large industrial dryer.
617
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,270
Oh, yes.
618
00:38:36,470 --> 00:38:37,640
I know where that is.
619
00:38:37,670 --> 00:38:42,530
Following this explosion, we
will remove the Senator's body
620
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,620
and replace him with
Mr. Fukuyama here.
621
00:38:45,650 --> 00:38:48,630
Following a short recovery,
he will return to Washington.
622
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:54,620
And I, Mr. Penhall, will have
an operative in a position
623
00:38:54,650 --> 00:38:56,510
of incredible power.
624
00:38:56,540 --> 00:38:59,470
[exhaling] [chuckling]
625
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,560
Prepare to die.
626
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:05,480
[inaudible], it is time.
627
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:06,520
[click]
628
00:39:06,550 --> 00:39:09,630
And what time
is that, exactly?
629
00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:12,470
Half past.
630
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:13,470
[whooshing]
631
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:14,490
Ah, what is this?
632
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:15,490
- [coughing]
- Ah!
633
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,590
- What is this?
- Ah!
634
00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:17,580
What's going on?
635
00:39:17,610 --> 00:39:18,580
What is this?
636
00:39:18,610 --> 00:39:20,700
[music playing]
637
00:39:43,580 --> 00:39:44,610
Open, damn you.
638
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:45,590
Open!
639
00:39:53,670 --> 00:39:55,550
PENHALL (VOICEOVER): This
isn't the storage room.
640
00:39:55,580 --> 00:39:56,700
[slam]
- Douglas, behind the dryer.
641
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,680
[clattering]
642
00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:09,520
I couldn't bear the idea of
anything happening to you.
643
00:40:13,630 --> 00:40:14,590
Down here.
644
00:40:18,690 --> 00:40:20,530
[beeping]
645
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,540
No problem.
646
00:40:22,570 --> 00:40:23,630
[door shuts]
647
00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:26,520
Big problem.
648
00:40:26,550 --> 00:40:27,630
[gasping]
649
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:30,510
[clang]
650
00:40:30,540 --> 00:40:31,480
Oh!
651
00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:38,510
[grunting]
652
00:40:38,540 --> 00:40:39,620
[crash]
653
00:40:40,650 --> 00:40:41,640
[breathing heavily]
654
00:40:41,670 --> 00:40:42,620
[clang]
655
00:40:42,650 --> 00:40:45,610
WOMAN: Get him!
656
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,490
[clank]
657
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,490
[groaning]
658
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,480
[clattering]
659
00:40:52,630 --> 00:40:53,600
Ah!
660
00:40:53,630 --> 00:40:55,600
[thump]
661
00:41:03,490 --> 00:41:04,290
[groaning]
662
00:41:04,490 --> 00:41:05,270
[thump]
663
00:41:05,470 --> 00:41:06,580
[rapid accordion music]
664
00:41:06,610 --> 00:41:08,570
[crash]
665
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:11,610
Douglas, hurry!
666
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:12,640
Huh?
667
00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:13,670
The bomb!
668
00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:14,640
Oh, yeah.
669
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,640
[beeping]
670
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:30,650
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
671
00:41:33,590 --> 00:41:35,490
Catch a tiger by the toe.
672
00:41:39,570 --> 00:41:40,660
If he hollered, let him go.
673
00:41:43,630 --> 00:41:45,550
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
674
00:41:45,580 --> 00:41:46,520
[snip]
675
00:41:46,550 --> 00:41:47,500
[beeping stops]
676
00:41:47,530 --> 00:41:48,630
[sighing]
677
00:41:52,650 --> 00:41:54,640
Double 01.
678
00:41:54,670 --> 00:41:55,670
I'm six better.
679
00:42:00,590 --> 00:42:03,530
Well, I have to admit, I
was a tad nervous in there.
680
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:04,510
Yeah.
681
00:42:04,540 --> 00:42:05,560
I know what you mean.
682
00:42:05,590 --> 00:42:06,610
I always get nervous
whenever I right
683
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:10,490
disarm an air conditioner.
684
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:11,650
Well, it was a new model.
685
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,640
[inhaling] Oh, my god.
686
00:42:14,670 --> 00:42:16,630
[laughing shakily]
687
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:19,620
ALL: [arguing]
688
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:24,650
BLOWFISH: You were singing.
689
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,500
HOFFS: You were in your bedroom.
BLOWFISH: Listen!
690
00:42:26,530 --> 00:42:27,560
- You tell 'em.
- Listen up.
691
00:42:27,590 --> 00:42:28,620
- I was out there kicking butt.
- You?
692
00:42:28,650 --> 00:42:30,560
Are you sure about that?
- Kicking butt.
693
00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:33,600
HOFFS: What are you going to do
with a cake with no bomb in it?
694
00:42:33,630 --> 00:42:34,610
The bomb was in the cake.
695
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:35,590
The bomb was in the accordion.
696
00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:36,590
So--
697
00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:37,580
[sighing]
698
00:42:37,610 --> 00:42:39,560
Did you get what you need?
699
00:42:39,590 --> 00:42:41,500
Yes, I did.
700
00:42:41,530 --> 00:42:45,680
For a Kung-fu, musical, silent,
international spy epic, yes.
701
00:42:46,470 --> 00:42:47,480
As to who saved the Senator--
702
00:42:50,580 --> 00:42:52,540
Didn't you guys tell
her what really happened?
703
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:56,550
Well, compared to
what they told me,
704
00:42:56,580 --> 00:42:58,510
"Batman" plays
like a documentary.
705
00:43:00,660 --> 00:43:03,610
Well, maybe you should get
it from the horse's mouth,
706
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,530
as opposed to the other end.
707
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:06,510
Here.
708
00:43:10,670 --> 00:43:13,610
Hey, kid.
709
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:17,560
Why don't tell Kathryn
here what you told me.
710
00:43:17,590 --> 00:43:21,570
SENATOR: In the future, there
will be high schools on Mars.
711
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,530
Science will reach
new frontiers.
712
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:29,580
Instead of auto shop,
you'll have rocket shop.
713
00:43:29,610 --> 00:43:31,530
[chuckling]
714
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:34,660
One small step for man,
one giant step for mankind.
715
00:43:34,690 --> 00:43:35,640
[splat]
716
00:43:35,670 --> 00:43:37,500
ALL: [screaming]
717
00:43:38,530 --> 00:43:39,490
The eagle has landed, guys.
718
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:40,510
Oh, yeah!
- Now, kid.
719
00:43:40,540 --> 00:43:41,480
Come on.
720
00:43:41,510 --> 00:43:43,480
Let's go.
721
00:43:43,510 --> 00:43:45,580
I had to protect the future.
722
00:43:45,610 --> 00:43:49,600
Yeah, I can see you
as the antihero type.
723
00:43:49,630 --> 00:43:51,640
This is perfect.
724
00:43:51,670 --> 00:43:53,470
[click]
725
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:54,630
Uh, your tape ran out.
726
00:43:54,660 --> 00:43:56,550
That is OK.
727
00:43:56,580 --> 00:43:59,530
We'll just turn it over and
go over all this other crap.
728
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:00,620
[click]
729
00:44:03,490 --> 00:44:05,500
Come here.
Tell me some more.
730
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,610
Well, so much for
your movie career.
731
00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:17,630
I guess I'll hang
up my nunchucks.
732
00:44:17,660 --> 00:44:20,660
I don't know why
she's talking to him.
733
00:44:20,690 --> 00:44:25,620
I mean, I was the
one who caught him.
734
00:44:25,650 --> 00:44:26,670
[squeak]
735
00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:54,270
[horse whinnies]
736
00:44:54,470 --> 00:44:55,560
[music - "happy trails"]
737
00:44:57,470 --> 00:44:58,480
[hoof beats]
738
00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:12,580
Happy trails to you,
till we meet again.
739
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,520
[theme music]
740
00:45:49,510 --> 00:45:51,500
Jump!
741
00:45:54,530 --> 00:45:55,480
Jump!
742
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,510
Jump!
743
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,590
[music playing]
744
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:29,190
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