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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,973 --> 00:00:07,563 [Edward] Previously on Work in Progress. 2 00:00:07,624 --> 00:00:09,294 [Abby] God, I need a new therapist. 3 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:12,329 I'm Dr. Martinson, but please call me Greg. 4 00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:15,128 [Dr. Martinson] Does Abby exhibit any coping mechanisms 5 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:16,508 when she's under stress? 6 00:00:16,575 --> 00:00:19,145 -Fuck! -There have been some incidents. 7 00:00:19,169 --> 00:00:21,339 Remember the time that she fainted at Gay Day? 8 00:00:21,397 --> 00:00:23,017 Oh, definitely she remembers. 9 00:00:23,082 --> 00:00:24,362 Ten-dollar hotdog. 10 00:00:24,416 --> 00:00:26,156 Yet again, Jags nailing it! 11 00:00:26,176 --> 00:00:27,676 It's what I do. 12 00:00:27,737 --> 00:00:29,657 I'm pregnant. The sperm donor's my friend Rick. 13 00:00:29,679 --> 00:00:31,859 We're gonna call him Buncle Rick. 14 00:00:31,924 --> 00:00:33,074 -Hey, Aunt Abby. -Hey, Matty. 15 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:34,853 -Pine cones. -Pine cones. 16 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:36,000 Pine cones. 17 00:00:36,019 --> 00:00:37,539 Edward works for a medical group. 18 00:00:37,596 --> 00:00:39,866 I just wish you were around more. 19 00:00:46,272 --> 00:00:47,592 ♪ Hey ♪ 20 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:49,878 ♪ I'm the boss lady! ♪ 21 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,167 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 22 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,085 ♪ That's who I am ♪ 23 00:00:54,764 --> 00:00:56,514 ♪ I'm the boss lady! ♪ 24 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,603 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 25 00:00:59,376 --> 00:01:01,096 ♪ That's who I am ♪ 26 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,205 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 27 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:04,562 Good morning, Betty. 28 00:01:04,623 --> 00:01:06,113 Morning, Dr. Mac. 29 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:07,776 Oh. You must be Abby. 30 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:09,935 Your dad told me you might wanna hang out with me today. 31 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:13,244 I'm here to see if I should become a doctor. [chuckles] 32 00:01:13,299 --> 00:01:16,189 Although, I'm not a fan of blood, surgeries, IVs, 33 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:19,859 needles, stitches, or of hospitals, in general. 34 00:01:20,531 --> 00:01:22,531 But I do like the smell of a Band-Aid. 35 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,249 Oh, what happened? 36 00:01:24,901 --> 00:01:25,751 Nothing. 37 00:01:25,811 --> 00:01:27,201 And who's this fine young man? 38 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:29,390 I thought it was "take your daughter to work" day. 39 00:01:29,406 --> 00:01:31,966 James, this is my daughter, Abby. 40 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:33,406 Oh. 41 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:34,989 Sorry. You look like a boy from the back. 42 00:01:35,045 --> 00:01:37,705 -It's okay. -All right, Abby. 43 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,081 You stick with me. And don't you worry. 44 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:42,482 The only blood you might see behind this desk 45 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:43,806 is from a paper cut. 46 00:01:44,071 --> 00:01:45,001 [laughs] 47 00:01:45,055 --> 00:01:45,895 So it's all-- 48 00:01:45,922 --> 00:01:47,442 -[thud] -[all gasps] 49 00:01:47,499 --> 00:01:49,229 And there she goes. 50 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,562 4377 Gloucester Place. 51 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,321 Her mother will be outside waiting for her. 52 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,468 Good morning, Aunt Abby. 53 00:02:16,528 --> 00:02:18,798 Good morning, pal. How'd you sleep? 54 00:02:18,864 --> 00:02:20,204 Same as usual, I guess. 55 00:02:20,257 --> 00:02:22,847 Okay. So how are you feeling about the day? 56 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:25,350 [exhales sharply] I think I'll do good. 57 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:27,192 You're gonna do great. 58 00:02:31,801 --> 00:02:34,111 Hey, that's a nice hat. 59 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:37,359 Oh, look at you go. 60 00:02:38,550 --> 00:02:40,050 Hey, you're tall. 61 00:02:40,110 --> 00:02:42,700 Hey, buddy, it's not always great to call out people's 62 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:44,713 physical stuff, okay? 63 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,205 You see that squirrel? 64 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:47,716 Oh, yeah, I do. 65 00:02:47,784 --> 00:02:49,624 -What's he thinking? -I bet he's thinking, 66 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,286 "Hmm, where can I get clothes to make me look 67 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:52,734 as dapper as you do?" 68 00:02:52,789 --> 00:02:54,339 They don't make clothes for squirrels. 69 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,570 Oh, you've never been to Squirrels' Warehouse? 70 00:02:56,627 --> 00:02:57,987 -Aunt Abby. -Come on. 71 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,223 You can pick anything you want. 72 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,850 Really? 73 00:03:01,907 --> 00:03:03,407 Yeah. Really. 74 00:03:03,467 --> 00:03:05,407 I can't believe you get to have parties at your office. 75 00:03:05,469 --> 00:03:06,559 I know, right? 76 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:07,970 That's pretty cool. 77 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,488 In theory, you are correct. 78 00:03:10,507 --> 00:03:11,857 Is it someone's birthday today? 79 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:14,177 No. Actually, my boss is pregnant 80 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:17,356 and she wanted to have a "gender is a spectrum" 81 00:03:17,423 --> 00:03:18,243 reveal party. 82 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:19,758 What are they revealing? 83 00:03:19,816 --> 00:03:22,366 That my boss is an exhausting human being. 84 00:03:22,428 --> 00:03:24,318 It was originally gonna be a gender reveal party, 85 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:29,037 but it got changed after an anonymous complaint to HR. 86 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:30,532 Nice. 87 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:31,826 Right. Yes. 88 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,175 Why do people do those kind of things? 89 00:03:34,197 --> 00:03:36,107 I mean, what if the baby is intersex? 90 00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:37,716 -Yeah. -Or they might have 91 00:03:37,776 --> 00:03:39,166 an extra chromosome or something. 92 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,936 You wouldn't even know about it until much later. 93 00:03:41,004 --> 00:03:43,264 I learned that in biology. 94 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:44,513 -Hmm. -Wow, really? 95 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,284 That's crazy awesome. 96 00:03:46,343 --> 00:03:47,683 [gasps] It's perfect. 97 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,684 -Thank you so much. -Yes. 98 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,706 Thank you. 99 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:53,274 -Have you decided yet, sir? -Yes, I have. 100 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:56,443 Can you wrap this whole entire shelf to go, please? 101 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:59,887 And, uh, two forks. 102 00:04:00,357 --> 00:04:02,907 Hi. May I please have 103 00:04:02,968 --> 00:04:05,058 a one-pump mocha with two percent milk please? 104 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,030 And then whatever this gentleman wants. 105 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,117 Your finest hot chocolate, please. 106 00:04:09,308 --> 00:04:10,198 Okay. 107 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,377 And how about some extra whipped cream? 108 00:04:12,402 --> 00:04:15,702 [both chanting] Whipped cream. Whipped cream. 109 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,972 Whipped cream. Whipped cream. 110 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:21,466 Who are your best friends at work? 111 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:23,752 I would say Bey. 112 00:04:23,806 --> 00:04:26,046 And then definitely Eli. 113 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,766 He sits across from me at work 114 00:04:27,826 --> 00:04:29,896 and he's a total goof like yourself. 115 00:04:29,919 --> 00:04:31,719 When you meet him, 116 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,478 you have to do your Christopher Walken impression. 117 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:34,890 He is gonna go nuts. 118 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,438 -Got it. It is money. -[soft chuckles] 119 00:04:37,503 --> 00:04:39,093 [text alert chimes] 120 00:04:39,505 --> 00:04:41,105 Oh, it's your dad. 121 00:04:45,769 --> 00:04:48,069 [laughs] 122 00:04:48,514 --> 00:04:50,254 He's gonna love it. 123 00:04:57,764 --> 00:04:59,194 Oh, no. 124 00:04:59,249 --> 00:05:01,339 [cellphone rings] 125 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,471 What? 126 00:05:06,532 --> 00:05:08,852 [laughs] It's child-appropriate, I swear. I promise. 127 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:10,759 [both laughing] 128 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,187 So, do you have anything relaxing planned for tonight? 129 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:17,597 Well, we're having Coq Au Vin with haricot verts. 130 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,797 Wait. Hold on. Are you cooking? 131 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:22,532 No. Jags. 132 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:24,769 Jags took a French cooking class at the Chopping Block. 133 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,381 Daddy, oatmeal cream pie and hot chocolate 134 00:05:27,444 --> 00:05:28,704 with extra whipped cream. 135 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,702 Work's the best. I love work. 136 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:32,394 You haven't really even started yet. 137 00:05:32,449 --> 00:05:34,539 -Pace yourself, dude. -I know what I'm doing. 138 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:36,281 [laughs] 139 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:39,553 So I hope you have a very romantic night tonight... 140 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,007 with Jags. 141 00:05:42,067 --> 00:05:44,127 Don't do anything I wouldn't do, all right? 142 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,574 Well, that's everything, so... 143 00:05:46,630 --> 00:05:48,500 Okay. [laughs] 144 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:49,717 Hey. See you later. 145 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,233 -Okay. Bye-bye. -Love you. Bye. 146 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:57,357 ♪ Come and make my heart move baby ♪ 147 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,824 ♪ Ooh baby ♪ 148 00:05:59,843 --> 00:06:01,313 ♪ I'm waiting for the magic ♪ 149 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,308 ♪ Come and make my heart move baby ♪ 150 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,310 ♪ Ooh baby... ♪ 151 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,572 Hey, Mary. 152 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:07,873 This is my nephew, Matty. 153 00:06:07,926 --> 00:06:09,526 Hey, this is Mary. 154 00:06:09,595 --> 00:06:11,015 She basically runs the joint. 155 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,430 -Good morning. -Good morning. 156 00:06:12,489 --> 00:06:13,859 Hey, guys. 157 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,866 I brought my nephew, Matty, with me as promised. 158 00:06:15,934 --> 00:06:17,694 Oh. Dude, what are you doing? 159 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,593 That is terrifying. 160 00:06:20,089 --> 00:06:21,419 Yeah. It really is. 161 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:22,921 Get away from that. 162 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,173 As promised, Matty. 163 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,434 Hey, Bey. 164 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:28,445 I wanted to introduce you to my main man, Matty. 165 00:06:28,505 --> 00:06:30,595 He's my nephew. He's with me all day. 166 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:33,267 And he's basically my life coach. 167 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:34,507 Ooh. 168 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:36,337 Are you taking on any new clients? 169 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:37,513 I think so. 170 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,530 Uh, everybody, slow your roll. 171 00:06:39,549 --> 00:06:40,869 We have an exclusive arrangement 172 00:06:40,884 --> 00:06:42,224 for, like, the rest of your life. 173 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,457 Okay. Okay. 174 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:44,780 See you later, Matty. 175 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,888 -Bye. -Bye. 176 00:06:46,949 --> 00:06:48,889 Hey, this is Shane. She's on the phone. 177 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,411 Let's keep on going. 178 00:06:50,469 --> 00:06:52,229 Hey, Lorraine. How's it going this morning? 179 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:54,577 Well, hey, Abby. Great. How are you doing? 180 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:55,860 Yeah, really good. 181 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,292 I mean, I have the cake for the party. 182 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,141 -It's just killing me. -Uh, dude, I swear... 183 00:06:59,202 --> 00:07:00,752 -[Abby] I know. [laughs] -It's me. 184 00:07:00,812 --> 00:07:02,422 -Oh. -Oh, yeah, buddy. 185 00:07:02,981 --> 00:07:04,091 You kept this? 186 00:07:04,149 --> 00:07:05,409 Of course I kept it. 187 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,207 Any time I'm on a call that's very boring, 188 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,987 I look at that and it makes me feel better, 189 00:07:09,045 --> 00:07:11,595 which is every single phone call I make from work. 190 00:07:11,657 --> 00:07:13,307 Look how cute you are in that. 191 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,137 All right. Make yourself comfortable, 192 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,342 -all right? -All right. 193 00:07:17,888 --> 00:07:19,898 -Hey. -What's up, lady? 194 00:07:19,923 --> 00:07:21,333 How's it going? 195 00:07:21,391 --> 00:07:23,931 Did you hear that the San Francisco branch 196 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:26,076 isn't coming in for the meeting next week? 197 00:07:26,095 --> 00:07:27,665 Oh, my God, Eli. 198 00:07:27,731 --> 00:07:29,841 Well, then who's gonna remind us that we're Midwestern trash? 199 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:31,950 -[laugh] -But, hey, 200 00:07:32,010 --> 00:07:33,780 they're suspending all travel. 201 00:07:33,845 --> 00:07:35,415 Crap. Really? 202 00:07:35,438 --> 00:07:38,168 I doubt we even come into the office next week. 203 00:07:38,608 --> 00:07:39,768 Jeez. 204 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:40,735 That's crazy. 205 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:41,840 Yeah. 206 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,495 What... 207 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,799 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 208 00:07:47,859 --> 00:07:48,969 -Abby... -Yeah? 209 00:07:49,027 --> 00:07:50,277 ...way to bury the lede. 210 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:52,245 I can't help it. I want it to be a surprise. 211 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,122 -Is that the Matty? -It is indeed. 212 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:56,944 Your aunt talks about you all the time. 213 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,110 -That is true. -I mean, all the time. 214 00:07:59,128 --> 00:08:00,688 I mean, not in an unhealthy way. 215 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:03,627 Right. Nice to meet you, Matty. 216 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,190 Nice to meet you too. 217 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:06,982 -All right. -So, buddy, 218 00:08:07,045 --> 00:08:09,485 wasn't there something you were gonna tell Eli? 219 00:08:09,548 --> 00:08:10,988 Oh, yeah. 220 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,815 I need more cowbell. 221 00:08:13,885 --> 00:08:15,625 -[laughs] -Sing. 222 00:08:15,645 --> 00:08:17,295 ♪ I got a fever ♪ 223 00:08:17,313 --> 00:08:19,153 ♪ And the only prescription is ♪ 224 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,038 [together] ♪ More cowbell ♪ 225 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:23,061 Yeah. [laughs] You nailed that. 226 00:08:23,119 --> 00:08:24,729 You seen Susan today? 227 00:08:24,788 --> 00:08:26,838 -No. Why? -She's in rare form. 228 00:08:26,898 --> 00:08:28,158 I don't think I can do it. 229 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:30,807 She's being the most Susan she could be. 230 00:08:30,827 --> 00:08:32,217 Hey, Matty, 231 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:34,809 that means she's a lot of "fun". 232 00:08:34,831 --> 00:08:36,061 [laughs] 233 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,176 ♪ Good morning ♪ 234 00:08:38,243 --> 00:08:39,503 Oh, hi, Matty. 235 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,061 We're just thrilled that you could join us 236 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:42,141 in the office today. 237 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,155 I'm so happy to meet you. 238 00:08:44,173 --> 00:08:45,313 And you know what? 239 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,075 You came on the funnest day ever. 240 00:08:47,143 --> 00:08:49,183 I love "fun". 241 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:51,028 This is incredible. 242 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:52,978 Okay. Gotta run. 243 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,679 Oh, Abby, I decided to move up the party to 10:00 am. 244 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:57,343 Rick and I just can't wait any longer than that. 245 00:08:57,353 --> 00:08:59,673 -[chuckles] We're bustin'. -[laughs] 246 00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:01,749 Okay. See you in the break room in one hour. 247 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:03,358 The break room in one hour. 248 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,188 Folks, everyone, the party is now at 10:00 am. 249 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:07,604 Chris, the party is at ten, okay. 250 00:09:07,664 --> 00:09:08,944 Tell Chris P. 251 00:09:08,999 --> 00:09:10,719 Party's now at ten, guys. 252 00:09:10,776 --> 00:09:11,866 Party at ten. Ten. 253 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:12,867 Lorraine, ten. 254 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:13,868 Chris, ten. 255 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:15,219 Peter, ten. 256 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:16,450 Ten. Ten. Ten. Party's at ten. 257 00:09:16,506 --> 00:09:17,836 I have a quick question, actually. 258 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:18,927 Uh, when does the party start? 259 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:20,102 I mean, hey, she bustin'. 260 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:21,600 -She bustin'. -Bustin'. 261 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:22,881 -Bustin'. -[laughs] 262 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:24,378 -All right now. -All right. 263 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:27,619 So Meg was telling me that you excel at Excel. 264 00:09:27,684 --> 00:09:30,784 [harp playing] 265 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,627 -What the fuck? -Whoa. 266 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:49,236 I want to work in an office like this when I grow up. 267 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:52,208 My love, follow your dreams wherever they take you, 268 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,385 but, Lord, may they take you far from here. 269 00:09:55,912 --> 00:09:57,472 Abby! Abby! 270 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:58,641 I know. I know. 271 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,578 -This is simple? -I know. I know. 272 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,732 Oh, Matty, you simply must try a cupcake. 273 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,810 You simply must. 274 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:07,572 Yes. 275 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:10,270 Abby, I know we agreed on a small non-obligatory affair. 276 00:10:10,335 --> 00:10:12,145 Susan, you have live string music 277 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,062 at a half-hour office party. 278 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,750 [Susan] I know. I know. 279 00:10:15,765 --> 00:10:17,915 But Rick and I were talking and he thought it'd be-- Oh. 280 00:10:17,934 --> 00:10:19,124 Oh, my gosh. 281 00:10:19,177 --> 00:10:20,247 You haven't met Rick, have you? 282 00:10:20,269 --> 00:10:21,939 Oh, I will fix that immediately. 283 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,237 -No. That-- -Rick. 284 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,786 Rick. Come here. Come here. 285 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,960 Come here. Come here. You gotta meet Abby. 286 00:10:27,018 --> 00:10:28,458 Abby, this is the man of the hour, 287 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,580 my dear friend and reason why my child has 288 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,947 a fifty chance of being asthmatic, 289 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,078 Buncle Rick. 290 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,630 I'm so happy to meet you. 291 00:10:35,694 --> 00:10:38,354 Oh, and this is his lovely partner, Greg. 292 00:10:39,956 --> 00:10:41,636 It's nice to meet both of you. 293 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:45,310 Yes. It's lovely to meet you too, Abby. 294 00:10:46,538 --> 00:10:49,368 So, Rick, uh, Susan says you two met at Northwestern? 295 00:10:49,432 --> 00:10:51,452 Uh, yes. Uh, more specifically, 296 00:10:51,467 --> 00:10:53,977 we met the first day of a cappella practice. 297 00:10:54,045 --> 00:10:55,135 -Oh. -You may have heard of us, 298 00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:56,597 The Corduroys? 299 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,643 I didn't go to Northwestern, so... 300 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,830 No, it shouldn't matter. We were on WYCC all the time. 301 00:11:00,886 --> 00:11:04,956 Oh, Abby, our senior year duet brought down the house. 302 00:11:04,981 --> 00:11:07,501 [singing] ♪ Pa, pa, parap, pa, parap, pa, parap, pa ♪ 303 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:10,319 [Susan singing] ♪ Around every corner there's more ♪ 304 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:13,959 [Rick] ♪ Things I've never seen before ♪ 305 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,123 ♪ More faces ♪ 306 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:21,392 -♪ And places to explore ♪ -♪ More, more, more ♪ 307 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:24,298 [both] ♪ More, more, more ♪ 308 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,679 -♪ More, more, more! ♪ -[laughs] 309 00:11:26,745 --> 00:11:29,145 [stammers] Do you know where Bey left the candles for the cake? 310 00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:31,232 No. So our sophomore year, we did Oliver. 311 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:32,641 [Abby] Uh-huh. Okay. Where are they? 312 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,189 [Rick] She was Nancy. I was Bill. 313 00:11:34,252 --> 00:11:35,342 The chemistry was dangerous... 314 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:36,704 [harp continues to play] 315 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:38,980 Lorraine? 316 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,698 -Lorraine. -Hi. 317 00:11:40,759 --> 00:11:43,079 I'm so sorry to interrupt. You sounded so beautiful. 318 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,696 Well, thank you so much. 319 00:11:44,763 --> 00:11:46,603 Rick and his boyfriend rented this for me. 320 00:11:46,656 --> 00:11:48,656 It's got full set of gut strings, 321 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,685 Jordan pedals, tiger maple soundboard. 322 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,923 [Susan] All right. We're gonna get in places now. 323 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,200 -Okay, everybody. -Attention. 324 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:57,107 -Attention. The big show. -Yeah. 325 00:11:57,167 --> 00:11:58,777 It's every harpist's dream to play. 326 00:11:58,835 --> 00:12:00,605 -[Susan] Places. Places. Places. -Okay, everybody, 327 00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:02,190 just go and find a comfortable seat. 328 00:12:02,205 --> 00:12:03,365 Everyone ready for the big show? 329 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:04,952 -Are you ready? -Yeah. I'm ready. 330 00:12:05,008 --> 00:12:08,378 [vocalizing] I'm right here. Okay, I got your back. 331 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,177 [Rick vocalizing] I have your back. 332 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,956 ♪ Yes, sir ♪ 333 00:12:12,015 --> 00:12:13,115 ♪ That's my baby ♪ 334 00:12:13,183 --> 00:12:14,403 ♪ No, sir ♪ 335 00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:15,959 ♪ I don't mean maybe ♪ 336 00:12:16,019 --> 00:12:17,109 ♪ Yes, sir ♪ 337 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,570 ♪ That's my baby now ♪ 338 00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:20,200 ♪ Ah, ta, da, da, da ♪ 339 00:12:20,223 --> 00:12:21,393 ♪ Yes, ma'am ♪ 340 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:23,060 ♪ We decided ♪ 341 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,188 ♪ No, ma'am ♪ 342 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,380 ♪ We won't hide it ♪ 343 00:12:25,394 --> 00:12:26,584 ♪ Yes, ma'am ♪ 344 00:12:26,638 --> 00:12:27,968 ♪ You're invited now ♪ 345 00:12:28,031 --> 00:12:29,701 [both] ♪ Ah, ta, da, da, da ♪ 346 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:30,876 ♪ Hey, ho ♪ 347 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:31,790 ♪ Yeah, hey ♪ 348 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:32,791 ♪ Ho, ha ♪ 349 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:34,132 ♪ Ho, ha ♪ 350 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:38,407 [rapidly exclaiming] 351 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,207 -Woo! -Hey. 352 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,236 Oh, my God. 353 00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,543 Well, that is a workout. 354 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,213 -Are you okay? -No, I'm all right. 355 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,581 I'm all right. Just out of breath. 356 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,321 So is the baby. We're both entertainers. 357 00:12:48,384 --> 00:12:49,424 Oh, gee. Okay. 358 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:51,398 All right. Where were we? 359 00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:52,550 I think you were just getting ready-- 360 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,662 Yeah. Okay. Got it, Greg. 361 00:12:54,724 --> 00:12:56,224 All right. 362 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,442 Well, welcome you all to my baby's 363 00:12:58,503 --> 00:13:00,393 "gender is a spectrum" reveal party. 364 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,953 Because as we all know, the gender doesn't matter. 365 00:13:04,009 --> 00:13:05,599 What really matters 366 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,120 is that I'm gonna be a mom! 367 00:13:07,178 --> 00:13:09,248 -[laughs] -[Eli] Okay. 368 00:13:09,272 --> 00:13:10,502 Stop. 369 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,607 Oh, Eli. 370 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,117 I got sparklers. 371 00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:16,455 I got a cousin in Elkhart. 372 00:13:16,521 --> 00:13:18,921 He makes these artisanal fireworks. 373 00:13:19,524 --> 00:13:21,124 I got a mad deal. 374 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:22,856 -Wow. -[Eli] Check them on out. 375 00:13:22,919 --> 00:13:25,619 [Susan] Well, I guess we can get started if that's okay with Eli. 376 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,200 -Go ahead. -[inhales sharply] 377 00:13:27,257 --> 00:13:28,517 Hey, and just a reminder, folks. 378 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,435 This party is not mandatory. 379 00:13:30,459 --> 00:13:32,369 But let's go ahead and shut those doors. 380 00:13:32,428 --> 00:13:35,798 If you are here, please refrain from reading your phones. 381 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,857 But if you do feel compelled to share this via social media, 382 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:41,148 please consider using the hashtag for the event, 383 00:13:41,212 --> 00:13:43,952 hashtag Fifty Shades of Susan. 384 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,370 Lorraine, my cannons, please. 385 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,196 Oh, and Abby, would you be in charge of the balloon drop? 386 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:52,062 Wait. Confetti cannons and balloons? 387 00:13:52,648 --> 00:13:55,378 "I'd rather be too much than not enough." 388 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:56,725 Amelia Earhart. 389 00:13:56,786 --> 00:13:59,336 Never said those words. Okay. 390 00:13:59,397 --> 00:14:00,967 Hey, you know, actually, buddy, 391 00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:02,570 why don't I take the sparkler and you take the balloons, 392 00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,065 -all right? -Deal. 393 00:14:04,127 --> 00:14:06,127 Uh, just don't pull it until I give you the signal. 394 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,735 What's the signal? 395 00:14:07,797 --> 00:14:10,977 -Hmm, "Do you need more ice?" -[both click tongue] 396 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,480 Now, I know that some of you might think 397 00:14:13,502 --> 00:14:15,492 that this party is a little over the top, 398 00:14:15,504 --> 00:14:17,564 but I just wanna thank you all so much 399 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:20,814 for supporting me through this amazing journey. 400 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,507 I really appreciate working at a place where people accept 401 00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:25,922 you for who you are, because, folks, 402 00:14:25,982 --> 00:14:28,152 we are knowledge workers. 403 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,177 And what matters is knowledge. 404 00:14:30,987 --> 00:14:33,317 I think that deserves a round of applause. 405 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,079 [light applause] 406 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,878 [Susan] Oh, I can't wait to meet this baby! 407 00:14:38,937 --> 00:14:40,157 Which is a... 408 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,329 girl. 409 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,847 Wait. What? 410 00:14:42,865 --> 00:14:43,755 Three, two, one! 411 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,027 Oh! 412 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,503 I think I need more ice! 413 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,839 Susan, you just revealed the gender of your baby. 414 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,255 This is now a gender reveal party. 415 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,723 I, I didn't mean to. 416 00:14:51,783 --> 00:14:53,103 What do you mean, you didn't mean to? 417 00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:54,619 The doctor wasn't gonna say anything 418 00:14:54,677 --> 00:14:56,267 but then it was such an obvious vagina. 419 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:57,849 You went back on your word. 420 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,704 You are locking your child in a heteronormative BS 421 00:14:59,715 --> 00:15:02,225 that ruins lives, Susan. I thought you heard me. 422 00:15:02,293 --> 00:15:03,883 Abby, she could change later. 423 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,845 Hey, everyone, my baby's starting out as a girl 424 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,362 but then she can be whatever she wants later, okay? 425 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,124 -This is a betrayal. -[Rick] Yeah. 426 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:11,626 What else are you keeping from me? 427 00:15:11,694 --> 00:15:13,234 Did you pick a name? Oh, you did. 428 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,208 I told you, I have a toxic Aunt Tiffany. 429 00:15:15,231 --> 00:15:16,621 Tiffany? 430 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:19,463 Abby, can we please just have a calm, relaxing party? 431 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,239 Susan, clearly, we can't! 432 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,806 You got live string music. 433 00:15:22,872 --> 00:15:26,422 Presents? You make the most money of anybody here! 434 00:15:26,484 --> 00:15:27,714 [fire alarm blares] 435 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,057 Fire! 436 00:15:29,078 --> 00:15:29,908 Fire! 437 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,161 -Okay. -Babe. 438 00:15:32,215 --> 00:15:33,595 Wait. No, no, no. Okay. It's fine. 439 00:15:33,658 --> 00:15:34,898 Nobody leave. The party is not over. 440 00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:36,077 -Nobody leave. -Nobody panic! 441 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,164 Everybody chill out! 442 00:15:38,221 --> 00:15:40,651 Nobody panic! 443 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:41,657 [gasps] 444 00:15:41,724 --> 00:15:43,674 Are you fucking kidding me? 445 00:15:43,726 --> 00:15:45,486 [Susan] Eli, those sparklers are hazardous! 446 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,105 [Eli] What are you talking about? 447 00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:48,262 My cousin sells these on Etsy. 448 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,603 -My rented harp! -My asthma! 449 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,829 My daughter's party! 450 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,120 [screaming] Aunt Abby! 451 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,243 Aunt Abby! 452 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,082 [Julia] Hi, Abby. 453 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,667 I'm Julia. 454 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,012 [kids shouting] 455 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,439 [woman] Abby, 456 00:16:14,457 --> 00:16:16,467 come say hi to your Uncle Bart. 457 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,644 [screams] 458 00:16:19,704 --> 00:16:23,964 [woman] Three cakes. I got three cakes. 459 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:27,030 Happy birthday! 460 00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:35,215 [yelling] Surprise! 461 00:16:35,278 --> 00:16:39,308 Repeat! [screams] 462 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:42,044 [Abby] Ten dollars for a hotdog? 463 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:47,050 [woman] Abby. Abby. 464 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,844 Aunt Abby. 465 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,967 Aunt Abby. 466 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,518 [fire alarm blares] 467 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,515 Aunt Abby! 468 00:17:01,412 --> 00:17:03,062 Are you okay? 469 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,863 Okay. Everybody, freeze! 470 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:12,527 Do not move until you hear the sound of the-- 471 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:20,582 All right. 472 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,540 Okay. What we're gonna do is 473 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,180 you're gonna listen to the sound of my voice, 474 00:17:24,193 --> 00:17:25,533 follow my instructions, 475 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,357 and we're gonna get out of here safely. 476 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,852 Everybody on that side of the room, 477 00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:31,845 you're gonna stand behind Lee. 478 00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:33,697 Everybody on this side of the room, 479 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,432 you're gonna stand behind Dave. 480 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:36,888 And everybody in the center, 481 00:17:36,948 --> 00:17:38,778 please line up behind me and Matty. 482 00:17:38,841 --> 00:17:40,271 Come on, Matty. We've got it. 483 00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:41,946 All right. While we do that, 484 00:17:42,011 --> 00:17:44,851 Eli, stop buying your cousin's sparklers. 485 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,624 Susan, so much to go over, not enough time. 486 00:17:47,683 --> 00:17:49,073 Block off a week. 487 00:17:49,127 --> 00:17:52,187 Rick, slow, gentle breaths on the inhaler. 488 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,574 Word on the street is Greg is a very selfish lover. 489 00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:58,233 And, Lorraine-- I need my Lorraine! 490 00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,386 -Here. Here. -Okay. 491 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:00,734 Quit this damn job. 492 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,549 You gotta share your art with the world! 493 00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:04,916 Okay, Matty. 494 00:18:04,976 --> 00:18:06,546 Don't change a thing. You are nailing it. 495 00:18:06,569 --> 00:18:08,479 You're my inspiration. Okay. 496 00:18:08,538 --> 00:18:11,088 When I say go, we go. 497 00:18:11,649 --> 00:18:13,219 [inhales sharply] 498 00:18:13,242 --> 00:18:14,632 Go! 499 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,394 ♪ Who say they goin' to save the world? ♪ 500 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:18,432 ♪ Who say they goin' to save the world? ♪ 501 00:18:18,489 --> 00:18:20,259 ♪ I don't need nobody else I'mma save myself ♪ 502 00:18:20,383 --> 00:18:22,253 ♪ Man, I ain't no little girl I'm a grown-ass woman ♪ 503 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,900 ♪ I do not cry for a boy ♪ 504 00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:25,829 ♪ Be what he wants then destroys ♪ 505 00:18:25,997 --> 00:18:27,657 ♪ I have been hurt, do you wanna risk when you see it ♪ 506 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,327 ♪ How many rounds left in my clip ♪ 507 00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:30,995 ♪ How many miles on my whip? ♪ 508 00:18:31,093 --> 00:18:33,283 ♪ Roll up to throw down because you lied over some-- ♪ 509 00:18:34,096 --> 00:18:36,056 [sirens blaring] 510 00:18:36,507 --> 00:18:37,837 [Rick] It's our fifth day. 511 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,990 We're getting there. You know what I mean? 512 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,407 Ooh. 513 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,845 Oh. Abby. Abby. Abby. Abby. 514 00:18:48,911 --> 00:18:51,411 Abby, can I ask you a favor? 515 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,630 Of course. 516 00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:54,080 [Susan] Will you come with me 517 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,420 when I have to talk to the firefighters? 518 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:57,835 I'm afraid they're gonna take 519 00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,704 away my Floor Fire Marshal Deputy Chief-ship. 520 00:18:59,755 --> 00:19:00,945 I will, okay? 521 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,615 I know how important this is to you. 522 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,274 Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you so much. 523 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:06,781 So I, I know. 524 00:19:06,795 --> 00:19:08,295 I know it's in my nature to act wild. 525 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,976 -It is. -I know. I've become a-- 526 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,431 an absolute beast inside of a party supply store. 527 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,040 I know that about myself. 528 00:19:13,102 --> 00:19:14,992 I just wanted this baby party to be a certain way. 529 00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:17,266 Have everyone ask me about it later. 530 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,159 Hopefully, a few tears. 531 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,156 I forced it. 532 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:27,163 You tried to control a gender reveal party. 533 00:19:27,225 --> 00:19:28,705 I know. I did. 534 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,328 And then the party had ideas of its own? 535 00:19:30,395 --> 00:19:31,645 -It did. It did. -Yeah. 536 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,383 And I think maybe there's a lesson in there 537 00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:34,989 that we could learn from. 538 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,009 Yeah. Yeah. 539 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,505 [Abby] Maybe Campbell is already home. 540 00:19:41,572 --> 00:19:42,662 That would be fun. 541 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,134 -Matty! -Oh. 542 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,630 Susan's baby is assigned female, Rick's the Buncle, 543 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,352 and smoke doesn't make me cough 'cause I'm too short. 544 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,863 What exactly is your job? 545 00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:54,857 I have been able to surmise it is to plan 546 00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:57,749 non-obligatory parties, to smile when I don't want to, 547 00:19:57,813 --> 00:20:00,513 and then not pass out when I'm super stressed. 548 00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:03,195 Aunt Abby saves people from burning. 549 00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:06,647 Well, this clears everything up. 550 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,362 Thank you so much. 551 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,246 -Pizza is on the way. -Yup. 552 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:15,680 And, Matty, I don't know what your favorite type of pop is, 553 00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:19,168 so I went ahead and got us the royal sampler. 554 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,775 We can mix them all together if you want. 555 00:20:20,836 --> 00:20:22,686 -Yes! -Yes! Come on! 556 00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:24,015 Come on, my man! 557 00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:25,719 Can you mix me something stronger? 558 00:20:25,783 --> 00:20:27,773 Let me just get you zipped up. 559 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,787 And tuck, tuck, tuck in. 560 00:20:30,846 --> 00:20:32,956 [exhales sharply] 561 00:20:33,015 --> 00:20:35,015 You know what, Matty? 562 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,224 I am really, really glad you were there with me today. 563 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,069 Me too. 564 00:20:40,131 --> 00:20:41,521 Now, I'm just gonna be in the next room 565 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,520 -if you need anything, okay? -Okay. 566 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:44,882 All right. 567 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,903 And by the way, it's okay never to work in an office, all right? 568 00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:51,197 If you wanna be an artist, be an artist. 569 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,417 All right. 570 00:20:55,404 --> 00:20:57,804 [TV chatter] 571 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,220 -Hey, bud. -Hi. 572 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,976 I keep trying to sleep but my mind won't be quiet. 573 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,490 Come on over. 574 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,098 Come on. 575 00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:28,831 [pats seat] 576 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,244 Snuggle up. 577 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:34,459 Get comfy, okay? 578 00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:37,338 Hey, what's going on, bud? 579 00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:38,796 Nothing. 580 00:21:39,690 --> 00:21:41,010 Okay. 581 00:21:41,617 --> 00:21:46,027 But if there's any time that you wanna talk about stuff, 582 00:21:46,088 --> 00:21:47,698 you can talk to me, okay? 583 00:21:47,757 --> 00:21:48,697 Okay. I will. 584 00:21:48,758 --> 00:21:50,258 All right. 585 00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:52,845 You know what? I got an idea. 586 00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:54,452 One sec. I'll be right back. 587 00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:57,457 Grandpa and I loved this album. 588 00:21:57,525 --> 00:22:01,145 And we listened to it all the time when I was growing up. 589 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,623 [Steve Martin through stereo speaker] Unless of course 590 00:22:05,641 --> 00:22:08,791 I get my three demands. 591 00:22:09,053 --> 00:22:10,963 Hundred thousand in cash, 592 00:22:10,979 --> 00:22:12,959 getaway car, 593 00:22:12,981 --> 00:22:14,391 and I want the letter M 594 00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:16,170 stricken from the English language. 595 00:22:16,227 --> 00:22:17,877 -[audience on record laughs] -[laughs] 596 00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,997 Can we go to that bakery again tomorrow? 597 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:24,289 There was a thing with rainbow sprinkles I didn't pick today. 598 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,680 [whispers] All right. 599 00:22:25,736 --> 00:22:27,966 I think I can arrange that, okay? 600 00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:32,058 -Getaway car. -[laughs] 601 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,244 Ah. There's your mom. 602 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,257 -Here we go. -[Matty] All right. 603 00:22:46,315 --> 00:22:47,155 [Abby] All right. 604 00:22:47,182 --> 00:22:49,672 -Hey, guys. -Hi. 605 00:22:49,685 --> 00:22:51,645 Ooh. You went to the bakery? 606 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,040 Yeah. 607 00:22:53,097 --> 00:22:54,507 All the tables and the chairs were gone 608 00:22:54,523 --> 00:22:56,043 'cause they didn't want us sitting there. 609 00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:57,210 -I know, honey. -Yeah. 610 00:22:57,268 --> 00:22:58,488 Hey, let's get you home, okay? 611 00:22:58,710 --> 00:22:59,840 All right. 612 00:22:59,862 --> 00:23:01,032 Hey. 613 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:02,759 Hey, I'm gonna pop the trunk for you, 614 00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:04,605 and just take as much as you can carry. 615 00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:05,757 Don't worry about it, all right? 616 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:07,218 Mike is filling up the Yukon 617 00:23:07,278 --> 00:23:08,668 with the exact same shopping list. 618 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,047 Okay. 619 00:23:11,115 --> 00:23:13,215 -All right. -Okay. 620 00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:15,950 You all in? 621 00:23:16,011 --> 00:23:18,021 -Yeah. -All right. 622 00:23:21,717 --> 00:23:24,027 Scarcity mindset much, Alison? 623 00:23:24,052 --> 00:23:26,612 You say that like it's a bad thing. 624 00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:28,782 -You're gonna need that. -Okay. Okay. 625 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:30,191 -Take this, okay? -Okay. 626 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:31,779 -And definitely this, okay? -Okay. 627 00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,124 -All right? I love you. -I love you too. 628 00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:34,799 -You'll be all good, okay? -Okay. 629 00:23:34,864 --> 00:23:35,904 Stay safe. 630 00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:37,457 Hey, Matty? 631 00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:39,080 Yeah? 632 00:23:39,143 --> 00:23:40,923 It's gonna be all right, all right? 633 00:23:40,978 --> 00:23:43,248 We'll be-- we'll be all right. 634 00:23:43,314 --> 00:23:44,074 Okay. 635 00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:46,412 -Bye. -Bye. 636 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:48,467 [car door beeps] 637 00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:52,929 ♪ Oh ♪ 638 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:57,269 ♪ Said I didn't need you, baby ♪ 639 00:23:59,997 --> 00:24:01,717 ♪ I said ♪ 640 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:04,480 ♪ I said I'll get along ♪ 641 00:24:06,094 --> 00:24:07,994 ♪ Oh ♪ 642 00:24:09,431 --> 00:24:12,991 ♪ I said I can make it without you, baby ♪ 643 00:24:15,103 --> 00:24:17,413 ♪ But I found out ♪ 644 00:24:18,349 --> 00:24:21,079 ♪ I'm not that strong ♪ 645 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,630 ♪ And I didn't know ♪ 646 00:24:23,688 --> 00:24:25,498 ♪ I could miss you so ♪ 647 00:24:26,190 --> 00:24:29,180 ♪ Until you were gone ♪ 648 00:24:32,788 --> 00:24:35,258 ♪ Tried to find someone else ♪ 649 00:24:36,033 --> 00:24:38,353 ♪ To take your place ♪ 650 00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:42,598 ♪ But every time I close my eyes to kiss him ♪ 651 00:24:43,191 --> 00:24:45,451 ♪ I kept seeing your face ♪ 652 00:24:45,467 --> 00:24:48,107 ♪ Oh ♪ 653 00:24:49,471 --> 00:24:52,531 ♪ I said I could stop loving you ♪ 654 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:57,331 ♪ I tried ♪ 655 00:24:57,388 --> 00:25:00,158 ♪ But it didn't do no good ♪ 656 00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:04,167 ♪ And I didn't know ♪ 657 00:25:04,228 --> 00:25:06,168 ♪ I could miss you so ♪ 658 00:25:06,230 --> 00:25:10,300 ♪ Until you were gone ♪ 659 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:17,854 ♪ Oh... ♪ 660 00:25:17,904 --> 00:25:22,454 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46590

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