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Hey. L'Eggo my Eggo.
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Hey. L'Eggo my foot
in your ass.
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Oh. Good morning.
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Oh, here, honey. I brought you something
back from the hospital.
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A lollipop.
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Mom, I'm 17 years old.
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Which is why I also
brought you condoms.
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Well, see, we had a teenage mom
come in, and it's just...
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Well, you know,
I worry about you.
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That I'll get pregnant?
You're not a good nurse.
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Now, don't be a porky mouth.
Oh. Here. Sexual health pamphlets.
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I just want you to know
that intercourse...
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is a responsibility,
not just a right.
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Okay, well, this couldn't
be more uncomfortable.
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Oh, uh,
don't forget your condoms.
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I was wrong!
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Hey, man, Red's been
spot-checking my room again.
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I can't believe
he still doesn't trust me.
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You know,
that really hurts, man.
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I'm gonna need you
to hide my stash.
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Sure. I'll put it in my dresser
under my Hong Kong Phooey socks.
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He can protect anything,
because he's faster than the human eye!
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You guys, the funniest thing
just happened to Jackie.
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Michael, the most horrible thing
just happened to me.
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My father found out
we're back together.
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And if we don't break up,
he'll never give me any money ever again.
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Wait. If you break up
with Kelso, you'll be rich?
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Talk about your win-win.
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Hold on.
He didn't know we were dating?
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Here comes the best part.
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I mean the worst part.
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My dad thinks you're a bad influence on me,
so I kept our love a secret.
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And now, I have to decide
between you and money.
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Gosh. It's like
Sophie's Choice for morons.
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Hey, let's take a poll.
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Who thinks Sophie
should keep Kelso?
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- The money?
- Ooh!
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- You guys, this isn't a joke.
- But it's funny like a joke.
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How do I choose between something
that makes my whole life complete...
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and you?
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Well, I don't know, baby,
but I love you.
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Oh, Michael,
I love you too.
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Okay, I choose love.
I choose love!
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Aw!
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Yeah, aw!
Okay.
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Now get a job, because
I need a ton of money.
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Guys, I would like you to meet Point Place's
new foreign exchange student, Thomas.
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- Hey.
- What's up?
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Hello, pretty lady
with eyes like the sea.
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No. Which sea?
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Okay, easy there,
Casa-new-guy.
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I'm showing Thomas
the ropes.
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- Hello.
- What, are you crazy?
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That's Nicole Mayzell.
She's way out of our league.
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Oh. Then we must be
in different leagues...
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because I just had
sex with her last night.
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Oh-ho-ho!
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New foreign guy: uno.
Old foreign guy: Nada.
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This is outrageous!
The closest I have come to sex...
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was when the football team pinned me down
in the shower and made me kiss my own ass!
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Hey, um, if you think
that's close to sex...
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then you're gonna be delighted
with actual sex.
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Yeah, Thomas, you should stay away
from the football team for a while.
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We wouldn't want a cutie
like you to get hurt.
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Oh, the football team loves me.
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I'm their new placekicker!
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What?
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Oh, the room is spinning!
How did you do all this?
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I have delightful accent.
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So do I.
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Yes, but a nerd
with an accent is still a nerd.
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Now, good day, sir.
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I say "good day."
Now, good day.
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- Good day.
- Good day.
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- I said, good day!
- I said, good day!
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- He stole that from me.
- But, Fez...
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I said, from me!
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Oh, I'm out.
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Out?
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I am home one night this week,
and you're out?
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Hey, don't look at me.
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You had a whole bag of 'em,
and you wasted 'em on Eric!
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He's probably down there
making balloon animals.
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Well...
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I guess we'll just sleep.
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Well, couldn't we just, uh...
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You know, I mean, really,
what are the chances?
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We could have a change-of-life baby!
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Oh, crap.
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I'll be right back.
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It's late.
We'll talk about this tomorrow.
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Oh, my God.
My sock drawer.
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I'm dead! He found your stash!
Do you know what this means?
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Yeah. I get your room,
and you get sent to military school.
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Eric caught me stealing his...
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things.
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That's not funny.
I'm a grown man.
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I don't go rummaging around
in teenage boys' drawers...
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- looking for... things.
- Condoms.
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That word is forbidden!
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Okay. Good night.
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- Condoms.
- Quit it!
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I don't know.
I've just always been good-looking.
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Look at that foreign bastard...
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cracking up the whores.
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Checking the score.
Old foreign guy: Nada.
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New foreign guy: dos.
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Hey, if I pretend to say something funny,
will you laugh?
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No.
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That Thomas is shady.
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But have you noticed he never says
what country he's from?
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What country are you from?
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What country are you from?
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America.
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Fine.
Mystery solved.
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Psst. Mom.
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- Is Dad around?
- No, I think he's upstairs.
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Hot!
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
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Love you, Mom. Thanks for breakfast.
See ya tonight. Bye.
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Psst!
Kitty, Eric around?
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No. He just left.
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Perfect!
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Red, this is just silly.
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You can't avoid
Eric forever.
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- I know that.
- Well, good.
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I just have to avoid him
till he goes to college.
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What's that, like, a year?
I can do that.
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Hey.
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Michael, I'm broke.
I had to buy generic hair conditioner.
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And now, I have split ends.
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Oh, no one is gonna
notice that, baby.
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They'll all be looking
at that monster zit.
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I have to ration my cover-up.
So find a job already!
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I'm tryin', okay?
It's tough out there.
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I just had an interview at that new store
in the mall, the Cheese Palace.
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- Where curd is king?
- The very same.
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They're hiring a new cheese maiden,
you know, to hand out the samples.
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- But I didn't get the job 'cause they want a girl.
- But you're pretty like a girl.
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Thank you!
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Man, but the manager wants an actual girl...
you know, with boobs and stuff.
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Hey, you know who's an actual girl
with boobs and stuff?
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Oh, Donna, you don't have
to get a job just for me.
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I was talking about you,
pimple chin.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I am not getting a job.
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A job is for poor people.
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I am a rich person
who doesn't have money.
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Big diff.
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Hey, is that a blackhead?
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No!
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Cheddar? Cheddar?
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Cheddar?
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Try the Swiss.
You can't miss.
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Try the cheddar!
It's even better!
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The floor's real shiny,
and I see your heinie.
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- Oh!
- Hey!
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The cheese maiden hit me!
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Cheese guards, seize her!
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My God, this job is awful!
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Are you sweating?
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I mean,
is work making you sweat?
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No. I'm glistening!
It's glisten!
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Whatever it is... Yech!
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Look, Michael...
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the only reason I have this job
is so that you and I can be together.
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All you've done for our love
is sit in a basement eating Fritos.
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Well, for your information...
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if I send in
80 empty Frito bags...
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I get a free
remote-control car...
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which I was gonna
give to you...
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after I played with it
only a little.
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Now, that is love!
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Thomas!
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Thomas!
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Thomas!
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What I have to do is show everyone
that I am cooler than Thomas.
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You know, I once saw the Fonzie
do something on TV...
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that just might do the trick.
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I am now going to jump over
a shark on water skis...
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to prove that I'm the coolest
foreign exchange student in Point Place.
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- He'll never make it.
- Shut up. He can do it.
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He's the Fez!
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Okay, here I go.
Hit it!
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- Oh!
- He's crazy, man!
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- He's crazy!
- He's at the ramp!
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Ay!
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- Yes!
- Yeah, man!
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You suck, Thomas!
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Fez, you jumped that shark,
and you're not even wet.
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That's 'cause
I'm cool-a-mundo.
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Ay!
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So, what do you think?
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Not only is that the worst idea
I've ever heard...
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it was the worst moment
in television history.
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Yeah, you're right.
I stopped watching after that episode.
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Thomas!
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This is freaky, man.
Red hasn't said anything about the stash...
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which can only mean he's gone
to the much-feared stage: Beyond yelling.
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He's gone Darth Vader, man.
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Or... instead of
Red snagging you...
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maybe you snagged Red...
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dipping into Hyde's stash!
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I'm just sayin',
everyone's tryin' it.
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I guess Kelso's right.
Everyone is trying it.
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I'm tellin' ya, this stuff
isn't just for cakes.
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It's great all by itself.
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Mmm!
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Wait, wait. Watch this.
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Look at me.
I'm Whipped-cream Head!
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Fear me!
All fear Whipped-cream Head!
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Mmm!
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Kelso, that was delightful.
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But the only part you left out
is where Red kills me!
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Forman, it was my stash.
I don't wanna leave you hangin'.
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But I'm gonna.
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So good luck
in military school.
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How exciting!
My first American road trip.
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I can't wait
to see Lake Dill-hole.
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Well, the wait is over.
We're here.
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Now, hop out,
you crazy son of a gun.
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This is the Michigan border.
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- Well, what do you know.
- So where is Lake Dill-hole?
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Oh, it's right there
behind the Get Bent Memorial.
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So get bent, dill-hole!
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What's the score now?
Oh, here we go.
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Fez: One. Thomas:
Stranded in Michigan!
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Oh, I kill me.
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Nice job.
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Thanks.
I learned from the best.
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Thanks.
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I would've taken his clothes.
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That's why you're the king.
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The Gouda's so good-a.
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The Havarti's a party!
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00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:05,020
Hello, milady.
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- "Fondue" you love me?
- Stop doing that!
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All day with this.
"Hey, 'fondue' me."
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"Ooh, I stepped
in 'fon-dog-due.'"
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Oh, my God.
This is awful.
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00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:21,700
Michael, a few minutes ago,
I smelled stinky cheese...
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and it was me!
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Look, I'm sorry.
I love you, but I can't do this.
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You mean,
you can't "fondue" it.
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God, will you shut up!
Look, I am not cut out for work.
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I'm cut out for having
rich people give me things.
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00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:42,380
But you got a job for me.
I mean, doesn't that make you satisfied?
247
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Oh, my gosh!
248
00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:51,020
It's a check!
249
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:53,940
And that's my name!
250
00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:55,860
Mine!
251
00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:57,660
So we can stay together!
252
00:17:57,740 --> 00:18:00,220
- Yeah, and I can still be rich!
- Yeah!
253
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:02,620
Well, if this isn't gonna go badly,
I'm heading home.
254
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:05,100
No, wait.
Jackie deserves a celebration.
255
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:07,820
Hey, let's go buy me
that remote-control car!
256
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:15,860
No, Michael.
Money doesn't grow on trees.
257
00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:18,860
Money doesn't grow on trees!
258
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:24,100
You know, I think
having a job is changing me.
259
00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:26,500
Okay, think about it.
A whole new me.
260
00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:29,780
That'd be great.
261
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,580
- I gotta... - I'm gonna...
- Okay, enough!
262
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:38,780
You, sit.
263
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:44,220
You can't make me join the army, okay?
I'll cut off a toe!
264
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:47,740
- What?
- Okay, okay.
265
00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:51,140
We are just gonna
clear the air.
266
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:53,100
Right now.
267
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:59,260
Now, Eric, the other night...
268
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:01,500
your father and I
were getting intimate...
269
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:12,460
And we realized
we didn't have any protection.
270
00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:14,900
For hugging.
We just...
271
00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:17,180
We hug.
272
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:25,100
So your dad went to your room looking
for one of those condoms I gave you...
273
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:30,020
and you caught him, and he has just been
so embarrassed ever since.
274
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,260
Condoms?
275
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:38,260
Oh! Condoms.
276
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:43,100
Yeah, condoms.
277
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,020
What did you think it was?
278
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,420
What did you think it was?
279
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,500
What did you do?
280
00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:01,180
What did you do?
281
00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:06,820
I-I didn't do anything.
Okay?
282
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:09,300
You stole condoms!
Get him, Mom.
283
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:12,620
- You're grounded.
- For a week.
284
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:15,220
Hyde too.
285
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:20,540
Whatever was in that drawer that you
didn't want me to see, I'm sure it was his.
286
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:24,860
Fine. No complaints here.
Thank you.
287
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:34,300
You suppose there was actually something
in that drawer he didn't want us to see?
288
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:38,020
Who cares?
289
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,400
I know in orientation we talked
about theft in the workplace...
290
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:46,800
so I would like to report
a theft from my check.
291
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,000
Now, I don't know who FICA is...
292
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:52,320
but that bitch stole,
like, 10% of my money.
293
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,720
Also, now, I don't know if you have
this key in your typewriter...
294
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:59,280
but when I write "Jackie,"
I like to dot my "I" with a smiley face.
295
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:02,800
Also, now, I put this
in the suggestion box, but...
296
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,840
You have something
hanging from your nose.
297
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,920
Oh, and I want Saturday off.
Thank you. Bye.
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