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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,648 --> 00:00:03,065 (jazz music) 2 00:00:12,724 --> 00:00:14,290 - [Frannie] Here's what no one ever 3 00:00:14,290 --> 00:00:16,248 tells you about your 20s. 4 00:00:16,248 --> 00:00:19,671 You'll still have no clue who you really are 5 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:22,583 and you will be the last one to know it. 6 00:00:22,583 --> 00:00:26,423 When I was a kid, I thought I'd have it all figured out. 7 00:00:26,423 --> 00:00:30,465 By the ancient age of 28, I'd have a glamorous husband, 8 00:00:30,465 --> 00:00:33,715 a successful career, possibly a castle. 9 00:00:35,521 --> 00:00:38,396 Instead, I had a roommate, a subway pass, 10 00:00:38,396 --> 00:00:42,067 and a credit card balance the size of a third world GMP. 11 00:00:42,067 --> 00:00:43,707 But I was happy. 12 00:00:43,707 --> 00:00:46,244 I had great friends, New York, 13 00:00:46,244 --> 00:00:49,113 fun guys like Calvin to spend time with. 14 00:00:49,113 --> 00:00:50,863 What more did I need? 15 00:00:52,127 --> 00:00:54,960 Actually, I was about to find out, 16 00:00:57,163 --> 00:00:59,330 I just didn't know it yet. 17 00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:06,683 (crowd applause) 18 00:01:13,559 --> 00:01:15,642 - This one's for Frannie. 19 00:01:18,049 --> 00:01:20,299 (chuckles) 20 00:01:25,547 --> 00:01:28,130 (upbeat music) 21 00:01:43,739 --> 00:01:46,656 (Frannie laughing) 22 00:01:48,466 --> 00:01:49,299 Oh wait. 23 00:01:50,293 --> 00:01:51,376 What is that? 24 00:01:52,549 --> 00:01:53,382 Oh, hmm. 25 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:59,172 Okay it's not so much that there's pizza in your bed, 26 00:01:59,172 --> 00:02:02,307 it's that it's the second time this week. 27 00:02:02,307 --> 00:02:04,617 What do we have here? 28 00:02:04,617 --> 00:02:08,291 Ooh, anchovies and pineapple, very bold. 29 00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:11,958 - So, so I get late night take out cravings. 30 00:02:13,388 --> 00:02:16,567 I never said that I was domestic. 31 00:02:16,567 --> 00:02:18,675 - Oh, I have a confession to make too. 32 00:02:18,675 --> 00:02:19,508 - Do you? 33 00:02:20,913 --> 00:02:23,330 - I'm not after your cooking. 34 00:02:27,244 --> 00:02:28,753 - You can't stay tonight, you know? 35 00:02:28,753 --> 00:02:30,576 I can't be late tomorrow again. 36 00:02:30,576 --> 00:02:32,493 - Okay - I can't Calvin. 37 00:02:35,245 --> 00:02:40,245 ♪ I, do want him; ♪ 38 00:02:40,781 --> 00:02:45,781 ♪ something to begin ♪ 39 00:02:46,429 --> 00:02:51,429 ♪ And trick him into knowing what to think ♪ 40 00:02:52,223 --> 00:02:56,390 ♪ While walking around waiting downtown ♪ 41 00:03:06,343 --> 00:03:07,376 - Oh my God, you're Michael-- 42 00:03:07,376 --> 00:03:08,959 - Shh, don't speak. 43 00:03:10,756 --> 00:03:15,060 I just read your last theatre review and had to meet you. 44 00:03:15,060 --> 00:03:16,860 I've been waiting for an editor like you 45 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:20,027 for my whole life, Pulitzer be damned. 46 00:03:24,962 --> 00:03:26,356 (Frannie groans) 47 00:03:26,356 --> 00:03:27,189 - Francis! 48 00:03:27,189 --> 00:03:28,606 I didn't see you. 49 00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:30,974 How embarrassing. 50 00:03:32,947 --> 00:03:35,744 - You want to put some ice on that. 51 00:03:35,744 --> 00:03:38,494 (books thudding) 52 00:03:45,602 --> 00:03:47,524 - Why was Michael Tate here? 53 00:03:47,524 --> 00:03:49,675 - Because I, the genius that I am, 54 00:03:49,675 --> 00:03:51,946 talked him into doing a series of essays for us. 55 00:03:51,946 --> 00:03:53,163 Take that Vanity Fair. 56 00:03:53,163 --> 00:03:55,265 - I want the assignment. 57 00:03:55,265 --> 00:03:58,483 - But you're a very fine entertainment editor, right? 58 00:03:58,483 --> 00:04:01,075 I mean movie stars and those little book prices, 59 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,459 I mean that's your niche. 60 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:05,417 Glory in it, carpe librum. 61 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:07,444 - But I edited the Indachi Feature when Joan 62 00:04:07,444 --> 00:04:09,734 had her goiter surgery, you said that you liked my work. 63 00:04:09,734 --> 00:04:12,817 - Veniva has seniority, ergo the job. 64 00:04:14,010 --> 00:04:14,927 - What job? 65 00:04:16,028 --> 00:04:17,445 Marina, what job? 66 00:04:19,339 --> 00:04:22,152 - I totally respect that, I do. 67 00:04:22,152 --> 00:04:26,228 On the other hand if i could just say in my defense, 68 00:04:26,228 --> 00:04:27,983 quiz me, okay? 69 00:04:27,983 --> 00:04:30,630 I have read everything that he's ever written. 70 00:04:30,630 --> 00:04:34,797 His work is, God it's an explosion of pure verbal lyricism 71 00:04:35,724 --> 00:04:38,817 and why couldn't I have said that to him five minute ago? 72 00:04:38,817 --> 00:04:42,482 But my point is is that I know how he thinks 73 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,122 and I know what he needs. 74 00:04:44,122 --> 00:04:47,978 And not giving me a shot at this is a mistake. 75 00:04:47,978 --> 00:04:49,978 Please give me a chance. 76 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:54,811 - There's something vaguely Darwinian about this 77 00:04:54,811 --> 00:04:58,502 that peaks my interest so here's what I'm gonna' do. 78 00:04:58,502 --> 00:05:00,345 I'm gonna' set up a little meeting 79 00:05:00,345 --> 00:05:01,782 and the rest is up to you. 80 00:05:01,782 --> 00:05:03,495 - Oh, thank you! 81 00:05:03,495 --> 00:05:06,727 - A little less, a little less hugging. 82 00:05:06,727 --> 00:05:07,727 - Oh, sorry. 83 00:05:10,053 --> 00:05:10,886 Okay! 84 00:05:13,469 --> 00:05:14,302 Yes! 85 00:05:14,302 --> 00:05:16,099 What was I thinking? 86 00:05:16,099 --> 00:05:18,499 I mean the guy won a Pulitzer and I think 87 00:05:18,499 --> 00:05:20,321 I'm good enough to edit him. 88 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:21,989 Where'd I get the hubris? 89 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:26,156 - For one thing, you know what the hell a hubris is. 90 00:05:27,443 --> 00:05:29,244 Hey, d'you wanna' borrow my shoes? 91 00:05:29,244 --> 00:05:30,744 - Mm-mm, too sexy. 92 00:05:31,757 --> 00:05:34,193 I need something that says that I'm wise 93 00:05:34,193 --> 00:05:36,338 and capable and do not usually walk into doors. 94 00:05:36,338 --> 00:05:39,232 - Well that one just says Hooters. 95 00:05:39,232 --> 00:05:42,424 - This new pill I'm on is totally screwing with my hormones. 96 00:05:42,424 --> 00:05:44,271 I feel like I'm smuggling Zeppelins under here. 97 00:05:44,271 --> 00:05:47,052 - Remind me to feel sorry for you when I get boobs. 98 00:05:47,052 --> 00:05:50,545 - I'm so excited that i'm nauseous. 99 00:05:50,545 --> 00:05:51,378 So... 100 00:05:55,329 --> 00:05:56,496 How do I look? 101 00:05:57,657 --> 00:05:59,824 - Like a feature's editor. 102 00:06:11,933 --> 00:06:13,637 - But I think at the end of the day, 103 00:06:13,637 --> 00:06:16,045 you've got a book, ya know? 104 00:06:16,045 --> 00:06:18,212 Here comes Cinderella now. 105 00:06:20,376 --> 00:06:21,793 Punctual as ever. 106 00:06:23,076 --> 00:06:26,663 Michael, may I present Francis Mackenzie. 107 00:06:26,663 --> 00:06:28,539 - Hello. - Hi. 108 00:06:28,539 --> 00:06:29,844 I'm so sorry I'm late. 109 00:06:29,844 --> 00:06:31,300 - Oh no, not at all. 110 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:33,929 My father has a saying that a woman is never late 111 00:06:33,929 --> 00:06:36,424 if she's worth waiting for. 112 00:06:36,424 --> 00:06:37,841 - Oh that's nice. 113 00:06:42,738 --> 00:06:44,155 - How's the head? 114 00:06:45,953 --> 00:06:47,290 - Better. 115 00:06:47,290 --> 00:06:48,823 - Good. - Thank you. 116 00:06:48,823 --> 00:06:51,468 - So, tell us about your process. 117 00:06:51,468 --> 00:06:52,893 - Well it's very complex. 118 00:06:52,893 --> 00:06:55,035 Usually I stare at the page 'til the terror 119 00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:56,414 recedes enough to write. 120 00:06:56,414 --> 00:06:59,323 (chuckles) 121 00:06:59,323 --> 00:07:03,360 - So um, what sort of themes were you thinking of exploring? 122 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,765 - An examination of the state aloud 123 00:07:05,765 --> 00:07:08,809 attraction, fidelity, commitment. 124 00:07:08,809 --> 00:07:10,494 - Oh, that's interesting. 125 00:07:10,494 --> 00:07:13,281 I'm sure Frannie here would feel guilty editing you, 126 00:07:13,281 --> 00:07:16,328 there'd be so little work to do, right Frannie? 127 00:07:16,328 --> 00:07:17,419 - Well, not really. 128 00:07:17,419 --> 00:07:20,419 I mean, there's a few things that... 129 00:07:22,554 --> 00:07:23,387 - Really. 130 00:07:24,939 --> 00:07:25,772 Oh, go on. 131 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:31,708 - You may be over fond of aphorism 132 00:07:31,708 --> 00:07:33,663 and too afraid of imagery at times 133 00:07:33,663 --> 00:07:35,335 and your arguments do tend to lose focus 134 00:07:35,335 --> 00:07:38,752 and stray into repetition, maybe a little 135 00:07:40,729 --> 00:07:41,562 tiny bit. 136 00:07:44,148 --> 00:07:45,062 (laughs) 137 00:07:45,062 --> 00:07:46,439 Maybe. 138 00:07:46,439 --> 00:07:47,937 - I think what she meant to say-- 139 00:07:47,937 --> 00:07:51,437 - No, I confess I usually don't get criticism 140 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:52,693 from perspective editors. 141 00:07:52,693 --> 00:07:54,448 - I can imagine. 142 00:07:54,448 --> 00:07:57,868 - Which is kind of why you need to though. 143 00:07:57,868 --> 00:08:00,218 I think when you're as good as you are, 144 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:03,385 people tend to stop asking for better. 145 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:07,687 Now I have more faith in your talent than that 146 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:10,020 and I think that you do too. 147 00:08:18,409 --> 00:08:19,576 - Interesting. 148 00:08:31,174 --> 00:08:35,091 - Look, I may have been a bit harsh in the end. 149 00:08:40,094 --> 00:08:42,177 - Okay, here's the thing. 150 00:08:45,649 --> 00:08:48,189 If I'm gonna' trust your instincts, 151 00:08:48,189 --> 00:08:50,485 I have to know who I'm dealing with, right? 152 00:08:50,485 --> 00:08:52,886 We're gonna' have to get completely naked, 153 00:08:52,886 --> 00:08:54,719 figuratively speaking. 154 00:08:56,562 --> 00:08:58,735 Where did you go to school? 155 00:08:58,735 --> 00:08:59,794 - Columbia. 156 00:08:59,794 --> 00:09:00,705 - Where are you from? 157 00:09:00,705 --> 00:09:03,788 - New York, just outside of New York. 158 00:09:05,502 --> 00:09:08,612 You know what, actually nowhere near New York. 159 00:09:08,612 --> 00:09:11,445 A tiny town just north of Toronto. 160 00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:16,941 - What's your favorite novel? 161 00:09:16,941 --> 00:09:18,409 - Ulysses. 162 00:09:18,409 --> 00:09:19,608 - Impressive. 163 00:09:19,608 --> 00:09:21,775 Now, tell me the real one. 164 00:09:23,888 --> 00:09:25,410 - Gone with the Wind? 165 00:09:25,410 --> 00:09:29,917 - No, no, why would you possibly admit that out loud? 166 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:31,777 - You said to get completely naked, so. 167 00:09:31,777 --> 00:09:33,870 - At least have socks on, woman. 168 00:09:33,870 --> 00:09:37,339 Clearly you need me as much as I need you. 169 00:09:37,339 --> 00:09:41,506 So, hopefully some of my good taste will rub off on ya'. 170 00:09:42,350 --> 00:09:44,594 All right, let's get to it. 171 00:09:44,594 --> 00:09:46,177 - Yeah, okay, okay. 172 00:09:47,134 --> 00:09:48,672 - 12 months. 173 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:52,218 12 examinations of the way love shapes us, 174 00:09:52,218 --> 00:09:54,013 makes us, breaks us. 175 00:09:54,013 --> 00:09:55,696 - This is the quest I begin, 176 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,311 the journey I hope to take you on, 177 00:09:57,311 --> 00:09:59,723 and in the end I hope to uncover these many 178 00:09:59,723 --> 00:10:04,101 little truths for all of us solitary voyagers. 179 00:10:04,101 --> 00:10:06,059 So what do you think? 180 00:10:06,059 --> 00:10:08,472 - He sounds really arrogant. 181 00:10:08,472 --> 00:10:10,201 - Arrogant. 182 00:10:10,201 --> 00:10:11,901 How can you say that? 183 00:10:11,901 --> 00:10:14,907 - Okay, okay what do you think? 184 00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:16,740 - It's kind of boring. 185 00:10:18,772 --> 00:10:20,749 You don't have to do that, you know? 186 00:10:20,749 --> 00:10:22,231 The stove always shorts. 187 00:10:22,231 --> 00:10:24,579 - I leave in a week, I would feel much more comfortable 188 00:10:24,579 --> 00:10:27,237 if I knew you weren't going to starve while I'm gone. 189 00:10:27,237 --> 00:10:28,820 - But I don't cook. 190 00:10:30,027 --> 00:10:33,506 - I mean, what is he even trying to say in that article, 191 00:10:33,506 --> 00:10:34,423 in english? 192 00:10:35,687 --> 00:10:39,362 - It's about defining the nature of love. 193 00:10:39,362 --> 00:10:41,043 Are you saying that you could do better? 194 00:10:41,043 --> 00:10:45,134 - No, no, I'm saying I'd be too start to try. 195 00:10:45,134 --> 00:10:48,185 - Okay, how about this one? 196 00:10:48,185 --> 00:10:50,185 - Um, kind of desperate. 197 00:10:53,483 --> 00:10:56,316 - Okay here, describe green to me. 198 00:10:58,183 --> 00:10:59,967 - You know I can't describe green to you. 199 00:10:59,967 --> 00:11:01,616 - Exactly, and that's just a color 200 00:11:01,616 --> 00:11:05,783 so what makes writer boy think that he can explain love? 201 00:11:08,260 --> 00:11:09,093 - Okay. 202 00:11:11,476 --> 00:11:12,630 - Kind of tardy? 203 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,032 - Yes, we have a winner. 204 00:11:15,032 --> 00:11:16,244 Don't wait up for me. 205 00:11:16,244 --> 00:11:17,190 - Okay bye, have fun! 206 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:19,273 - [Marina] Thanks I will! 207 00:11:21,051 --> 00:11:22,311 - [Calvin] Ooh. 208 00:11:22,311 --> 00:11:23,894 - [Frannie] Calvin. 209 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,154 - My work here is done. 210 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,112 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 211 00:11:28,112 --> 00:11:29,864 - Oh, this is classic, now you're shooting down 212 00:11:29,864 --> 00:11:30,991 my entire thesis. 213 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,838 - Look, I'm not saying that opposites don't attract okay, 214 00:11:32,838 --> 00:11:35,186 they do, I'm just saying that they don't last. 215 00:11:35,186 --> 00:11:36,813 It's mostly a physical. 216 00:11:36,813 --> 00:11:37,698 - Oh, meaning what? 217 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,868 Real love is strictly mental? 218 00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:41,918 Have you ever been in love? 219 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:42,839 - Sure. 220 00:11:42,839 --> 00:11:45,015 - Real love like Tristan and Isolde love. 221 00:11:45,015 --> 00:11:46,089 - Oh, love! 222 00:11:46,089 --> 00:11:46,960 - Yeah. 223 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,258 - No, not yet. 224 00:11:48,258 --> 00:11:49,280 You? 225 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,715 - Oh yeah, all the time. 226 00:11:50,715 --> 00:11:51,734 Highly recommend it. 227 00:11:51,734 --> 00:11:52,989 - Look, I'm just saying that the real stuff 228 00:11:52,989 --> 00:11:56,325 I think is based on a kind of common commonality, you know? 229 00:11:56,325 --> 00:11:59,118 A meeting of like minds kind of thing. 230 00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:01,448 - Well now, you and I are like minded, 231 00:12:01,448 --> 00:12:03,749 so you're saying that you're attracted to me? 232 00:12:03,749 --> 00:12:04,790 (laughs) 233 00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:05,838 you have to say I'm, you know, 234 00:12:05,838 --> 00:12:07,470 pressed for curiosity for the article. 235 00:12:07,470 --> 00:12:08,808 - You can't ask me that. 236 00:12:08,808 --> 00:12:10,063 - Sure I can, I just did. 237 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:10,896 You're stalling. 238 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:11,729 - I am not. 239 00:12:11,729 --> 00:12:12,675 - You're stalling. 240 00:12:12,675 --> 00:12:15,055 - I am not stalling, I'm just saying 241 00:12:15,055 --> 00:12:17,555 that I never thought about it. 242 00:12:18,549 --> 00:12:19,716 - Maybe, yeah. 243 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,024 But um, maybe you should. 244 00:12:23,891 --> 00:12:25,477 Hey, I have a showing. 245 00:12:25,477 --> 00:12:27,344 A friend has a showing tomorrow night at the Regency. 246 00:12:27,344 --> 00:12:29,541 You should come with, huh? 247 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,820 We can keep talking about this, together. 248 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:32,653 - Okay. 249 00:12:32,653 --> 00:12:34,903 - [Michael] All right, bye. 250 00:12:36,225 --> 00:12:37,058 - Hey. 251 00:12:37,058 --> 00:12:37,903 - Oh. 252 00:12:37,903 --> 00:12:38,736 Oh, oh. 253 00:12:44,057 --> 00:12:45,686 - Sorry I'm late. 254 00:12:45,686 --> 00:12:47,717 It's amazing how many pairs of underwear you need 255 00:12:47,717 --> 00:12:49,457 for a three month tour. 256 00:12:49,457 --> 00:12:51,207 It's like six, seven. 257 00:12:55,963 --> 00:12:58,458 That was a joke Fran, you okay? 258 00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:01,071 - (laughs) Yeah, I'm sorry. 259 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:03,051 I'm just so out of it. 260 00:13:03,051 --> 00:13:05,620 - Probably just sensitive because I'm leaving. 261 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:08,787 It's understandable, I'm quite a loss. 262 00:13:09,797 --> 00:13:12,114 - I'm going to miss you, three months? 263 00:13:12,114 --> 00:13:14,057 God, you know, that's kind of longer than we've been 264 00:13:14,057 --> 00:13:15,278 seeing each other. 265 00:13:15,278 --> 00:13:16,111 - Right. 266 00:13:16,111 --> 00:13:17,996 - Probably be swarmed by foreign chicks 267 00:13:17,996 --> 00:13:19,578 who just love jazz. 268 00:13:19,578 --> 00:13:20,411 - Sure. 269 00:13:22,901 --> 00:13:24,734 But they won't be you. 270 00:13:30,675 --> 00:13:31,508 - Calvin. 271 00:13:35,211 --> 00:13:37,625 Look we never really talked about what the understanding 272 00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:40,182 was gonna' be while you're gone. 273 00:13:40,182 --> 00:13:43,332 - Personally, I was hoping you would stay at home 274 00:13:43,332 --> 00:13:44,948 and pine. 275 00:13:44,948 --> 00:13:46,184 - Pine? 276 00:13:46,184 --> 00:13:48,368 - And knit me things. 277 00:13:48,368 --> 00:13:49,201 - Yeah. 278 00:13:53,659 --> 00:13:55,351 - Look, I'm not an idiot Fran, 279 00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:57,420 we're early days here. 280 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,003 I don't own you but 281 00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:05,025 I want you to know I'm gonna' come looking for you 282 00:14:05,025 --> 00:14:06,858 the moment I get back. 283 00:14:34,079 --> 00:14:36,079 - Um, Francis Mackenzie. 284 00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,604 - Nope, no Mackenzie. 285 00:14:41,604 --> 00:14:42,661 Who are you here with? 286 00:14:42,661 --> 00:14:44,947 - Um, Michael Tate, t, a-- 287 00:14:44,947 --> 00:14:46,280 - She's with me. 288 00:14:48,075 --> 00:14:49,741 - Hi. 289 00:14:49,741 --> 00:14:50,807 You look lovely. 290 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,724 - Thank you, thank you. 291 00:14:55,956 --> 00:14:59,506 You know um, I practically lived at the MOMA when I moved 292 00:14:59,506 --> 00:15:00,823 to New York. 293 00:15:00,823 --> 00:15:05,364 I think after words, art is definitely my next love. 294 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:07,031 - Yeah, I got lucky. 295 00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:11,992 I sort of grew up around writers and painters my whole life. 296 00:15:11,992 --> 00:15:12,825 - Yeah. 297 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,787 - What, what is under that smile? 298 00:15:15,787 --> 00:15:17,370 - Oh, it's just um, 299 00:15:20,585 --> 00:15:23,526 you know I've kind of fantasized about this sort of night 300 00:15:23,526 --> 00:15:25,901 since I moved to New York. 301 00:15:25,901 --> 00:15:29,518 It's not that I fantasized about you per se, 302 00:15:29,518 --> 00:15:32,101 not in a good way or a bad way. 303 00:15:35,911 --> 00:15:39,232 Sometimes I just, I have to stop. 304 00:15:39,232 --> 00:15:40,232 - I like it. 305 00:15:41,311 --> 00:15:44,607 I think your thoughts are the one thing you don't add up. 306 00:15:44,607 --> 00:15:46,672 Come on, I want to introduce you to some people. 307 00:15:46,672 --> 00:15:47,505 - Okay. 308 00:15:50,342 --> 00:15:51,519 - This is Dr. Tim Cano. 309 00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:52,716 - Word of advice, 310 00:15:52,716 --> 00:15:55,233 if you ever start feeling like life is finally 311 00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:58,566 exactly where you wanted it to be, duck. 312 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,530 Because fates about to throw you a curve. 313 00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:04,530 (yawns) 314 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,526 I'm sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me. 315 00:16:08,526 --> 00:16:09,990 (laughs) 316 00:16:09,990 --> 00:16:12,848 I'll just take one. 317 00:16:14,770 --> 00:16:16,437 Thank you very much. 318 00:16:18,846 --> 00:16:20,096 - No, I'm good. 319 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:41,252 (suspenseful music) 320 00:16:41,252 --> 00:16:42,751 - Look, I'm freaking out. 321 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:46,751 I can't even look, just tell me when it changes. 322 00:16:49,031 --> 00:16:50,518 - Did you pee on this? 323 00:16:50,518 --> 00:16:52,304 - Yes Marina, I peed on it okay. 324 00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:54,721 That's the way that it works. 325 00:16:55,983 --> 00:16:58,099 Just please, please, please, please, please, 326 00:16:58,099 --> 00:16:59,812 please, please, please, please 327 00:16:59,812 --> 00:17:01,682 please, please not now! 328 00:17:01,682 --> 00:17:02,515 Not now! 329 00:17:03,547 --> 00:17:06,380 Okay, just be cool because there's 330 00:17:07,769 --> 00:17:10,660 no way that you're pregnant. 331 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:11,493 No way. 332 00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:15,945 I swear to God if Calvin got me pregnant, 333 00:17:15,945 --> 00:17:18,917 I will, I will, I will break every finger 334 00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:20,108 on his guitar hand. 335 00:17:20,108 --> 00:17:21,525 I will break him. 336 00:17:23,061 --> 00:17:27,573 I can't get fat, I don't have the cheekbones. 337 00:17:27,573 --> 00:17:29,156 Please God, please. 338 00:17:30,328 --> 00:17:33,078 I will give up sex and chocolate. 339 00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:37,100 And sex involving chocolate. 340 00:17:40,521 --> 00:17:43,122 (taps on door) 341 00:17:43,122 --> 00:17:46,186 - Frannie, I think it's done. 342 00:17:46,186 --> 00:17:48,269 What does two lines mean? 343 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,497 - You're definitely pregnant. 344 00:17:58,414 --> 00:17:59,914 - Sorry, go ahead. 345 00:18:00,828 --> 00:18:03,077 - [Doctor] I'd say you were 10 weeks. 346 00:18:03,077 --> 00:18:04,410 - 10 weeks, wow. 347 00:18:09,342 --> 00:18:10,400 Can I see it? 348 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,547 - Not yet, but would you like to hear the heartbeat? 349 00:18:12,547 --> 00:18:13,380 - Already? 350 00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:16,724 - Oh you'd be surprised how quickly it all happens. 351 00:18:16,724 --> 00:18:20,250 I know what a shock it can be for my new patients. 352 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,721 You go about your life and walk around thinking 353 00:18:22,721 --> 00:18:24,221 nothing's changed. 354 00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:28,042 Meanwhile, there's this. 355 00:18:30,963 --> 00:18:33,796 (heartbeat pumps) 356 00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:37,325 - That's it's heart? 357 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,998 - [Doctor] Mm-hmm. 358 00:18:38,998 --> 00:18:40,950 - [Marina] Sounds scared. 359 00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:44,783 - I guess we already have something in common. 360 00:18:45,873 --> 00:18:47,706 - [Doctor] You do have options, Frannie. 361 00:18:47,706 --> 00:18:49,616 We need to talk about them because you're going to have to 362 00:18:49,616 --> 00:18:52,566 make some decisions very soon. 363 00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:56,733 ("Brighter From Here" by Martha's Trouble) 364 00:18:59,148 --> 00:19:04,148 ♪ It's hard to describe how I feel ♪ 365 00:19:04,908 --> 00:19:09,908 ♪ I just don't have the right words ♪ 366 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:15,417 ♪ A little tired, a little scared ♪ 367 00:19:16,087 --> 00:19:20,254 ♪ A little frozen from this world ♪ 368 00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:35,368 ♪ So let's keep on driving until it all just melts away ♪ 369 00:19:36,663 --> 00:19:40,961 ♪ And we can wake up in another place and to another day ♪ 370 00:19:40,961 --> 00:19:45,961 ♪ The scenery will change and I'll feel better ♪ 371 00:19:47,009 --> 00:19:52,009 ♪ You can't hold me down for too long ♪ 372 00:19:52,132 --> 00:19:57,132 ♪ With your hand in mine and our hearts in the right places ♪ 373 00:19:58,170 --> 00:20:01,746 ♪ We're a long way from home ♪ 374 00:20:01,746 --> 00:20:02,579 ♪ But things look ♪ 375 00:20:02,579 --> 00:20:06,096 ♪ brighter from here ♪ - Next. 376 00:20:06,096 --> 00:20:07,469 Welcome to Canada. 377 00:20:07,469 --> 00:20:08,872 Business or pleasure? 378 00:20:08,872 --> 00:20:12,654 - Neither actually, I'm here visiting my parents. 379 00:20:12,654 --> 00:20:14,043 - [Security Agent] Good luck with that. 380 00:20:14,043 --> 00:20:15,043 - Thank you. 381 00:20:16,331 --> 00:20:19,860 I love my family, but the closer you are to your parents, 382 00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:21,341 the more space you need from them 383 00:20:21,341 --> 00:20:23,478 at a certain point in your life. 384 00:20:23,478 --> 00:20:26,477 A lot of space, like an international border between you 385 00:20:26,477 --> 00:20:27,644 kind of space. 386 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,766 They're kind of crazy and they're completely smothering, 387 00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:33,647 but they're mine. 388 00:20:33,647 --> 00:20:36,314 And I still need their approval. 389 00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:41,481 I'm an adult, I'm an adult, 390 00:20:41,481 --> 00:20:42,564 I'm an adult. 391 00:20:44,753 --> 00:20:45,586 Hi! 392 00:20:45,586 --> 00:20:47,148 - Hun, she's here! 393 00:20:47,148 --> 00:20:49,740 - [Frannie] Happy anniversary! 394 00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:52,035 - I can't believe you made it. 395 00:20:52,035 --> 00:20:54,186 What a lovely surprise. 396 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,990 Where's your luggage? 397 00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:59,261 - Oh, I'm actually heading back tomorrow. 398 00:20:59,261 --> 00:21:01,360 I have to work in the morning. 399 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,442 - Oh, interesting. 400 00:21:03,442 --> 00:21:06,352 - There's my Frannie, oh it warms my heart to see you 401 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:07,857 pet, what a treat. 402 00:21:07,857 --> 00:21:08,690 - Hi dad! 403 00:21:08,690 --> 00:21:10,315 - Let's move to the kitchen, I'm doin' the-- 404 00:21:10,315 --> 00:21:13,717 - I've been reading some of your recent articles. 405 00:21:13,717 --> 00:21:15,165 - Really? 406 00:21:15,165 --> 00:21:16,620 - That is wonderful stuff. 407 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,735 - Thank you dad. - Wonderful. 408 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,522 Dear uh, put the kettle on and I'll join you girls 409 00:21:20,522 --> 00:21:21,522 in a minute. 410 00:21:27,483 --> 00:21:30,813 - So can I hep you with the party prep? 411 00:21:30,813 --> 00:21:32,602 - What are you not telling me? 412 00:21:32,602 --> 00:21:33,435 - What? 413 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:38,985 Mom, save the head shrinking for your patients. 414 00:21:38,985 --> 00:21:40,818 Okay, nothing's wrong. 415 00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:45,875 I'm just here because I love you and I missed you. 416 00:21:47,013 --> 00:21:47,846 And 417 00:21:49,638 --> 00:21:51,638 I'm a tiny bit pregnant. 418 00:21:53,231 --> 00:21:54,492 - John! 419 00:21:54,492 --> 00:21:56,825 Frannie and I are going out! 420 00:21:57,944 --> 00:22:01,361 - Oh, feel free to offer congratulations. 421 00:22:03,692 --> 00:22:05,267 - You've got to give me a little bit of time 422 00:22:05,267 --> 00:22:06,100 to process this. 423 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:08,040 The last time we talked there wasn't anyone special 424 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,040 and now there is a baby? 425 00:22:12,342 --> 00:22:14,759 I assume this wasn't planned. 426 00:22:16,358 --> 00:22:17,525 - Not so much. 427 00:22:18,578 --> 00:22:19,778 - Well, that's fine. 428 00:22:19,778 --> 00:22:23,005 I mean you're a healthy young woman. 429 00:22:23,005 --> 00:22:24,156 You have sexual needs-- 430 00:22:24,156 --> 00:22:25,075 - Mom. 431 00:22:25,075 --> 00:22:28,143 - Dear, I have many clients your age 432 00:22:28,143 --> 00:22:30,699 and the amount of casual sex you all are having is, 433 00:22:30,699 --> 00:22:31,843 well astounding. 434 00:22:31,843 --> 00:22:33,778 - Mom, I'm not one of your patients. 435 00:22:33,778 --> 00:22:35,678 Okay, I'm not crazy, I'm just pregnant. 436 00:22:35,678 --> 00:22:38,328 - Please don't call them crazy. 437 00:22:38,328 --> 00:22:40,190 Tell me about the boy. 438 00:22:40,190 --> 00:22:43,546 - (chuckles) He's a musician. 439 00:22:43,546 --> 00:22:45,621 (laughs) 440 00:22:45,621 --> 00:22:48,526 - Tell me something I'd like about the boy. 441 00:22:48,526 --> 00:22:50,149 - Well his name is Calvin Putty. 442 00:22:50,149 --> 00:22:54,086 He comes from a long line of meat packers, I think. 443 00:22:54,086 --> 00:22:57,272 - Uh huh, and you have told him, 444 00:22:57,272 --> 00:22:59,719 this singing meat packer. 445 00:22:59,719 --> 00:23:02,346 - That's kind of a funny story really 446 00:23:02,346 --> 00:23:04,587 because you'll like this one, 447 00:23:04,587 --> 00:23:06,529 he left the country before I could tell him. 448 00:23:06,529 --> 00:23:09,612 - Uh huh, so you will raise the child 449 00:23:10,539 --> 00:23:12,122 in New York, alone. 450 00:23:14,016 --> 00:23:15,969 - It's not like it's never been done before. 451 00:23:15,969 --> 00:23:19,604 I'll be fine, I've thought of everything. 452 00:23:19,604 --> 00:23:22,128 - Francis, hear me out. 453 00:23:22,128 --> 00:23:25,456 I'm your mother, I love you, but I also know you 454 00:23:25,456 --> 00:23:29,539 and sweetheart, you just aren't the kind of woman 455 00:23:30,381 --> 00:23:32,631 who can do this on her own. 456 00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:39,624 - I am doing this, okay? 457 00:23:41,066 --> 00:23:41,899 And mom, 458 00:23:44,017 --> 00:23:46,350 I would really like your support 459 00:23:46,350 --> 00:23:50,641 because I'm actually kind of terrified right now. 460 00:23:50,641 --> 00:23:53,141 (phone rings) 461 00:23:54,854 --> 00:23:56,004 Frannie. 462 00:23:56,004 --> 00:23:57,282 - Miss me yet? 463 00:23:57,282 --> 00:23:58,781 - Calvin? 464 00:23:58,781 --> 00:24:00,532 - Sorry, you're gonna' have to speak up, 465 00:24:00,532 --> 00:24:02,995 it's a lousy connection. 466 00:24:02,995 --> 00:24:04,328 - Uh, where are you? 467 00:24:04,328 --> 00:24:05,712 - In a goldmine. 468 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:09,087 Can't find it on a map, but they love us here. 469 00:24:09,087 --> 00:24:10,890 You should come next time. 470 00:24:10,890 --> 00:24:12,609 So, what's new with you. 471 00:24:12,609 --> 00:24:14,942 - Oh, you know, nothing new. 472 00:24:15,782 --> 00:24:18,865 I am in Toronto, I'm behind deadline. 473 00:24:22,021 --> 00:24:23,605 I'm pregnant. 474 00:24:23,605 --> 00:24:25,024 - Vagrant? 475 00:24:25,024 --> 00:24:26,242 - Pregnant? 476 00:24:26,242 --> 00:24:28,324 - Gotta be louder Fran, I can't hear. 477 00:24:28,324 --> 00:24:30,302 - Oh for God sakes, Calvin you knocked me up, 478 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,052 I'm having your baby! 479 00:24:35,652 --> 00:24:36,985 Did you hear me? 480 00:24:39,490 --> 00:24:42,990 Are you there? (dial tone) 481 00:24:44,841 --> 00:24:45,674 Lousy 482 00:24:46,636 --> 00:24:47,553 connection. 483 00:24:50,103 --> 00:24:51,776 - [Madeline] So. 484 00:24:51,776 --> 00:24:54,359 - So, I think he hung up on me. 485 00:24:56,559 --> 00:24:59,823 - The important thing is that you told him. 486 00:24:59,823 --> 00:25:01,490 This is really good. 487 00:25:03,401 --> 00:25:05,829 So let's go home and what you need right now 488 00:25:05,829 --> 00:25:08,496 is be surrounded by your family. 489 00:25:10,304 --> 00:25:11,387 - Our family? 490 00:25:13,891 --> 00:25:14,778 Yeah. 491 00:25:14,778 --> 00:25:15,628 - Penis! 492 00:25:15,628 --> 00:25:16,466 - Vagina! 493 00:25:16,466 --> 00:25:17,399 - [Girl] Penis! 494 00:25:17,399 --> 00:25:18,464 - [Boy] Vagina! 495 00:25:18,464 --> 00:25:19,297 - [Girl] Penis! 496 00:25:19,297 --> 00:25:21,826 - Vagina, vagina, vagina! 497 00:25:21,826 --> 00:25:23,076 Vagina, vagina. 498 00:25:24,877 --> 00:25:26,749 - Mom, you should've seen Robyn today. 499 00:25:26,749 --> 00:25:28,475 She did the best rolls in Kinder Gym. 500 00:25:28,475 --> 00:25:32,322 - So dad, Sandy and I 501 00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:35,362 loved our Christmas cruise so much, 502 00:25:35,362 --> 00:25:38,133 we're sending you and mom for you gift. 503 00:25:38,133 --> 00:25:40,445 - Oh no, you really shouldn't. 504 00:25:40,445 --> 00:25:41,613 That's too much. 505 00:25:41,613 --> 00:25:43,422 - No, no it's not the expense. 506 00:25:43,422 --> 00:25:46,282 It's the thought that counts. 507 00:25:46,282 --> 00:25:49,104 - I wish people would say what they mean. 508 00:25:49,104 --> 00:25:51,986 - So, I'm pretty much going to go on and on 509 00:25:51,986 --> 00:25:54,583 bragging about myself tonight, mostly to distract 510 00:25:54,583 --> 00:25:57,042 everyone from that very small penis Frannie saw 511 00:25:57,042 --> 00:25:59,360 in the kiddie pool that one summer. 512 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:02,734 But also, to compensate for my tense marriage 513 00:26:02,734 --> 00:26:05,355 and overly medicated pill popping wife here. 514 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,105 - It's true, he will. 515 00:26:08,210 --> 00:26:11,299 - Oh and Fran, I'm gonna' talk insistently to mom 516 00:26:11,299 --> 00:26:13,383 about parenting to make you feel left out 517 00:26:13,383 --> 00:26:15,285 and to distract myself from the gaping 518 00:26:15,285 --> 00:26:19,000 suck hole of a wound where my life used to be. 519 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,483 Oh and I hate you for still having a waist. 520 00:26:21,483 --> 00:26:23,200 - Aunt Frannie, you're day dreaming again. 521 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,477 Snap out of it. 522 00:26:24,477 --> 00:26:26,435 - [All] Happy anniversary! 523 00:26:26,435 --> 00:26:28,102 - Happy anniversary. 524 00:26:30,684 --> 00:26:32,184 - John. - Madeline. 525 00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:35,704 - What's up New York? 526 00:26:35,704 --> 00:26:38,378 Too good for champagne now? 527 00:26:38,378 --> 00:26:39,695 - No. 528 00:26:39,695 --> 00:26:41,101 - Come on, since when don't you drink? 529 00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:42,279 - Richard, she doesn't have to drink 530 00:26:42,279 --> 00:26:43,635 if she doesn't want to. 531 00:26:43,635 --> 00:26:46,635 - What is she pregnant or something? 532 00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:57,165 - Surprise! 533 00:27:01,449 --> 00:27:02,864 - Well, congrats. 534 00:27:02,864 --> 00:27:03,726 - Richard. 535 00:27:03,726 --> 00:27:04,664 - No, no. 536 00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:06,331 I mean that's great. 537 00:27:07,715 --> 00:27:09,315 Just because we've been trying years 538 00:27:09,315 --> 00:27:11,276 and have five dogs and a freakin' ferret 539 00:27:11,276 --> 00:27:13,363 turning our house into a dog damned kennel 540 00:27:13,363 --> 00:27:15,356 just to fill the void, 541 00:27:15,356 --> 00:27:17,017 when I'm sure all Frannie had to do 542 00:27:17,017 --> 00:27:19,794 was one too many shots of liquor and a sailor. 543 00:27:19,794 --> 00:27:20,627 Woo hoo! 544 00:27:21,547 --> 00:27:23,342 That's no reason to be bitter. 545 00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:26,425 In fact, a toast to my little sister. 546 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:29,666 My knocked up little sister. 547 00:27:30,751 --> 00:27:32,723 - [Madeline] Pass the Yorkshire pudding, please. 548 00:27:32,723 --> 00:27:34,377 - Can someone pass the gravy? 549 00:27:34,377 --> 00:27:36,377 - Gravy's comin' at ya'. 550 00:27:38,138 --> 00:27:38,971 - Dad. 551 00:27:43,651 --> 00:27:47,479 - You've always done things your own way, Frannie. 552 00:27:47,479 --> 00:27:50,396 Not always things I choose for you. 553 00:27:51,681 --> 00:27:54,764 But, it always worked out in the end. 554 00:27:57,827 --> 00:27:59,494 Congratulations pet. 555 00:28:02,094 --> 00:28:03,177 - Thanks dad. 556 00:28:04,925 --> 00:28:06,592 - Let's uh, eat hmm? 557 00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:13,124 - Next. 558 00:28:16,225 --> 00:28:18,461 - Calvin, you ass. 559 00:28:18,461 --> 00:28:20,047 - Excuse me? 560 00:28:20,047 --> 00:28:21,464 - Oh no, not you. 561 00:28:23,778 --> 00:28:26,184 I barely know, don't be silly. 562 00:28:26,184 --> 00:28:27,017 - Uh huh. 563 00:28:29,073 --> 00:28:30,151 Residency. 564 00:28:30,151 --> 00:28:31,151 - Manhattan. 565 00:28:32,178 --> 00:28:35,359 - You live in New York but your citizenship is Canadian? 566 00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:38,587 May I see your visa please, ma'am? 567 00:28:38,587 --> 00:28:40,837 - It just expired recently. 568 00:28:43,546 --> 00:28:45,696 I mean expired is such a strong word, right? 569 00:28:45,696 --> 00:28:48,267 I much prefer lapsed. 570 00:28:48,267 --> 00:28:51,350 - This says it expired two years ago. 571 00:28:54,881 --> 00:28:57,131 So, isn't this interesting. 572 00:28:58,761 --> 00:29:01,859 Living illegally on American soil? 573 00:29:01,859 --> 00:29:03,427 Did you really think you could get away with it 574 00:29:03,427 --> 00:29:06,844 Ms. Mackenzie, if that is your real name? 575 00:29:08,355 --> 00:29:10,609 What do you have to say for yourself? 576 00:29:10,609 --> 00:29:11,609 - I'm sorry. 577 00:29:13,996 --> 00:29:18,837 I'm really, really sorry. 578 00:29:18,837 --> 00:29:22,262 - I'll be sure to pass that along to the taxpayers. 579 00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:24,515 You can forget about this flight. 580 00:29:24,515 --> 00:29:25,911 You're not going to be crossing our borders 581 00:29:25,911 --> 00:29:26,854 anytime soon. 582 00:29:26,854 --> 00:29:29,793 - But that's ridiculous, I have a job to get to. 583 00:29:29,793 --> 00:29:31,680 Look, I'm not even from Canada anymore, 584 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:32,994 I'm a New Yorker. 585 00:29:32,994 --> 00:29:34,946 - Ma'am, you do not raise your voice to me. 586 00:29:34,946 --> 00:29:36,415 I am a government officer. 587 00:29:36,415 --> 00:29:38,018 - Oh please, you are a hairnet away 588 00:29:38,018 --> 00:29:40,101 from a fast food cashier. 589 00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:48,078 Look that is my hormones talking, that's not me. 590 00:29:48,078 --> 00:29:49,911 Okay, I'm sorry, look. 591 00:29:52,449 --> 00:29:54,866 Girl to girl, woman to woman, 592 00:29:56,488 --> 00:29:58,630 I can't handle this stress right now 593 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:01,297 because I'm actually with child. 594 00:30:03,715 --> 00:30:04,548 - Oh. 595 00:30:06,831 --> 00:30:08,414 Well, in that case. 596 00:30:11,763 --> 00:30:13,535 Under article five sub seven, you are hereby 597 00:30:13,535 --> 00:30:14,980 barred from entering the United States 598 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,312 for no less than one year. 599 00:30:16,312 --> 00:30:17,235 - [Frannie] You can't do this, I-- 600 00:30:17,235 --> 00:30:18,946 - Have a good day. 601 00:30:18,946 --> 00:30:20,862 I'd offer you fries with that, 602 00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:22,529 but we're fresh out. 603 00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:24,223 Next! 604 00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:31,743 - That little polyester wearing desk pot! 605 00:30:31,743 --> 00:30:33,378 She probably got fired from Smart Mart, 606 00:30:33,378 --> 00:30:34,992 now she's all like "Woo-hoo, look at me, 607 00:30:34,992 --> 00:30:37,443 "I'm a border guard, I can make your life a living hell!" 608 00:30:37,443 --> 00:30:39,191 - Frannie, this is silly. 609 00:30:39,191 --> 00:30:41,031 You have lived in New York for nearly 10 years. 610 00:30:41,031 --> 00:30:42,298 You surely have a visa. 611 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:43,640 - There is a small possibility 612 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,565 that I may have forgotten to renew it recently. 613 00:30:46,565 --> 00:30:47,587 - [Madeline] Francis! 614 00:30:47,587 --> 00:30:49,783 - What, I'm sure that there's a loophole, okay? 615 00:30:49,783 --> 00:30:53,304 I'm sure that I can contest it and reapply. 616 00:30:53,304 --> 00:30:55,478 - [John] In the present immigration climate? 617 00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:57,060 - [Madeline] How far along are you? 618 00:30:57,060 --> 00:30:57,977 - 11 weeks. 619 00:30:59,976 --> 00:31:00,809 Why? 620 00:31:01,783 --> 00:31:03,428 - I hate to be the one to break this to you, dear but-- 621 00:31:03,428 --> 00:31:04,899 - Don't even say it mom. 622 00:31:04,899 --> 00:31:06,230 - You are not going back to New York 623 00:31:06,230 --> 00:31:08,746 until you have had this baby. 624 00:31:08,746 --> 00:31:11,663 - So now I'm pregnant and homeless. 625 00:31:13,865 --> 00:31:15,648 What do you expect me to do, you want me to send 626 00:31:15,648 --> 00:31:19,167 for my stuff and wait it out here in the tundra? 627 00:31:19,167 --> 00:31:20,786 - Do you have an alternative suggestion? 628 00:31:20,786 --> 00:31:21,619 - No. 629 00:31:22,606 --> 00:31:24,230 Not even a little bit. 630 00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:25,811 - Just stay with us, pet. 631 00:31:25,811 --> 00:31:26,644 - Oh. 632 00:31:28,565 --> 00:31:29,398 Come on. 633 00:31:30,601 --> 00:31:31,434 Come on! 634 00:31:32,543 --> 00:31:34,714 Come on, just please, please, please, 635 00:31:34,714 --> 00:31:37,082 please, please work! 636 00:31:37,082 --> 00:31:39,931 (phone rings) 637 00:31:39,931 --> 00:31:41,560 - Pronto. 638 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,361 - Hello Mr. Halsford? 639 00:31:43,361 --> 00:31:44,927 Hi, this is Frannie Mackenzie. 640 00:31:44,927 --> 00:31:47,293 Look I'm, I missed my flight. 641 00:31:47,293 --> 00:31:48,593 My visa was denied. 642 00:31:48,593 --> 00:31:51,363 - Is this your somewhat peculiar way of asking for a raise? 643 00:31:51,363 --> 00:31:54,408 - What, oh no, not that kind of visa. 644 00:31:54,408 --> 00:31:57,260 Look I, I'm stuck in Toronto, 645 00:31:57,260 --> 00:31:58,482 but don't panic. 646 00:31:58,482 --> 00:32:00,520 Nobody needs to panic, it's a global village, right? 647 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,666 I mean I can totally, totally keep working 648 00:32:02,666 --> 00:32:04,331 with Michael from here. 649 00:32:04,331 --> 00:32:05,738 - And how long do you intend to remain 650 00:32:05,738 --> 00:32:07,856 one of the global village people? 651 00:32:07,856 --> 00:32:10,606 - Oh not long, just a few months. 652 00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:15,725 Possibly 12. 653 00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:19,096 Just long enough to have a baby. 654 00:32:19,096 --> 00:32:20,422 - I see. 655 00:32:20,422 --> 00:32:24,255 The next sound you hear will be me hanging up. 656 00:32:26,102 --> 00:32:27,370 - It's not fair, you know? 657 00:32:27,370 --> 00:32:30,860 I mean I graduated from Columbia, twice! 658 00:32:30,860 --> 00:32:33,126 I just worked so hard to get out of this stupid little town 659 00:32:33,126 --> 00:32:34,685 and now I'm back and I'm trapped 660 00:32:34,685 --> 00:32:36,814 and I'm about to get really, really fat. 661 00:32:36,814 --> 00:32:38,350 - Listen, Halsford seems fine with you 662 00:32:38,350 --> 00:32:40,189 handing Tate's stuff up there if he is. 663 00:32:40,189 --> 00:32:43,127 - That's a conversation that I'm dying to have. 664 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:46,386 I adore you, please take me away and love me forever. 665 00:32:46,386 --> 00:32:49,519 By the way, I'm having another man's baby. 666 00:32:49,519 --> 00:32:53,078 - Have you um, have you heard from Calvin. 667 00:32:53,078 --> 00:32:54,492 - Does silence count? 668 00:32:54,492 --> 00:32:56,160 - I could put a hit on him, you know? 669 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,976 I know people. 670 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:02,182 All right, I've slept with people who say they know people. 671 00:33:02,182 --> 00:33:03,417 - Oh my god Marina, that's Michael. 672 00:33:03,417 --> 00:33:05,000 I have to go, okay? 673 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,083 Wish me luck. 674 00:33:10,904 --> 00:33:11,991 Hello? 675 00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:15,658 - So, just heard the big news form Halsford. 676 00:33:16,606 --> 00:33:17,939 Congratulations. 677 00:33:18,982 --> 00:33:20,271 - So what do you think? 678 00:33:20,271 --> 00:33:21,472 - I think there are easier ways to get out 679 00:33:21,472 --> 00:33:22,966 of a second date with me. 680 00:33:22,966 --> 00:33:25,616 (laughs) 681 00:33:25,616 --> 00:33:27,401 Yeah it's just, 682 00:33:27,401 --> 00:33:28,823 you sure you can do this? 683 00:33:28,823 --> 00:33:30,407 - Yeah. 684 00:33:30,407 --> 00:33:34,417 Yeah, I mean, I know that it's gonna' be hard but uh, 685 00:33:34,417 --> 00:33:36,769 I think that I'll probably be a good mom, you know? 686 00:33:36,769 --> 00:33:38,816 - I meant the articles. 687 00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:41,270 - Right, right of course you did. 688 00:33:41,270 --> 00:33:43,213 - It's just I've never worked long distance before Frannie, 689 00:33:43,213 --> 00:33:48,167 and it's not organic, to be frank it makes me nervous. 690 00:33:48,167 --> 00:33:50,911 - Look Michael, I know that this situation is not 691 00:33:50,911 --> 00:33:54,661 ideal okay, but I take my work very seriously 692 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,602 and I swear to you that we can do this. 693 00:33:57,602 --> 00:34:01,162 Just please, please, please trust me. 694 00:34:01,162 --> 00:34:02,711 - I do. 695 00:34:02,711 --> 00:34:04,430 Of course I do, um, 696 00:34:04,430 --> 00:34:07,677 I'll have the next in before morning. 697 00:34:07,677 --> 00:34:09,177 - Okay, thank you. 698 00:34:10,518 --> 00:34:11,351 Bye. 699 00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:15,259 (cheerful music) 700 00:34:19,292 --> 00:34:20,466 Please, please, please, 701 00:34:20,466 --> 00:34:23,466 please, please give me my visa back. 702 00:34:32,723 --> 00:34:34,140 - Sorry I'm late. 703 00:34:36,299 --> 00:34:38,382 - Oh my god, you're here. 704 00:34:39,843 --> 00:34:41,926 (laughs) 705 00:34:43,295 --> 00:34:45,700 I hate you, I hate you. 706 00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:47,700 I'm so glad you're here. 707 00:34:55,668 --> 00:34:56,985 - [Calvin] Are you gonna' let go? 708 00:34:56,985 --> 00:34:58,235 - [Frannie] No. 709 00:34:59,307 --> 00:35:00,640 - [Calvin] Okay. 710 00:35:02,546 --> 00:35:04,298 - [Frannie] How long are you staying 711 00:35:04,298 --> 00:35:05,830 - [Calvin] As long as you'll let me 712 00:35:05,830 --> 00:35:08,580 - [Frannie] What about your band? 713 00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:11,136 - [Calvin] Well, I think our first kid 714 00:35:11,136 --> 00:35:12,311 is a little more important. 715 00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:13,720 - [Frannie] Easy buddy, I'm freaked out enough 716 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:16,111 being pregnant and I'm not sure what kind 717 00:35:16,111 --> 00:35:17,539 of commitment I'm ready for. 718 00:35:17,539 --> 00:35:20,372 - [Calvin] I'm not asking for any. 719 00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:30,133 - Francis tells us you're a musician. 720 00:35:30,133 --> 00:35:32,104 - He's very talented. 721 00:35:32,104 --> 00:35:35,356 - [Madeline] Anything that we might've heard? 722 00:35:35,356 --> 00:35:37,031 - I don't think so. 723 00:35:37,031 --> 00:35:39,180 It's jazz mostly. 724 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:41,513 - Oh, well we like jazz that 725 00:35:42,951 --> 00:35:44,034 Diana Krall girl. 726 00:35:44,034 --> 00:35:45,617 - Oh, she's lovely. 727 00:35:46,867 --> 00:35:49,284 - Actually it's experimental. 728 00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:52,291 We use found instruments. 729 00:35:53,627 --> 00:35:55,294 - Found instruments. 730 00:35:57,018 --> 00:35:58,435 What's that mean? 731 00:35:59,472 --> 00:36:00,889 - Like you know-- 732 00:36:03,604 --> 00:36:06,104 Sometimes I'll play a balloon. 733 00:36:08,863 --> 00:36:10,780 Or an electrified rake. 734 00:36:14,878 --> 00:36:15,711 - I see. 735 00:36:18,941 --> 00:36:21,358 Good money in that, is there? 736 00:36:27,418 --> 00:36:29,006 - Is there a bathroom? 737 00:36:29,006 --> 00:36:31,423 - Down the hall to the right. 738 00:36:34,987 --> 00:36:38,163 - Well, there goes the gene pool. 739 00:36:38,163 --> 00:36:40,671 - I think I have angina. 740 00:36:40,671 --> 00:36:42,549 - So you guys really hate him, huh? 741 00:36:42,549 --> 00:36:44,215 - No, no actually. - No. 742 00:36:44,215 --> 00:36:45,632 - I am undecided. 743 00:36:47,651 --> 00:36:51,823 Apart from the fact that he is a borderline musician 744 00:36:51,823 --> 00:36:55,514 with an affection for gardening tools, 745 00:36:55,514 --> 00:36:58,198 he is the father of your child 746 00:36:58,198 --> 00:37:00,518 and he is here to help you. 747 00:37:00,518 --> 00:37:02,610 And you have no idea how valuable those things are to you 748 00:37:02,610 --> 00:37:04,360 right now, but we do. 749 00:37:06,703 --> 00:37:07,536 - So, 750 00:37:09,169 --> 00:37:10,169 he can stay? 751 00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:13,931 - He can stay. 752 00:37:14,828 --> 00:37:18,740 ("The Spirits And I" by Royal Wood) 753 00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:22,100 ♪ Trippin' on cinnamon and peppermint seas ♪ 754 00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:25,972 ♪ Singin' oh ♪ 755 00:37:25,972 --> 00:37:30,235 ♪ Where a mermaid and me are happily sex'in ♪ 756 00:37:30,235 --> 00:37:35,093 ♪ Oh ♪ 757 00:37:35,093 --> 00:37:40,093 ♪ Then the thunder wakens ♪ 758 00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:45,325 ♪ Then I'm back in a flash the spirits and I ♪ 759 00:37:48,231 --> 00:37:51,409 ♪ The wind-demons have bitten the sky ♪ 760 00:37:51,409 --> 00:37:55,431 ♪ Singin' oh ♪ 761 00:37:55,431 --> 00:37:59,562 ♪ When a paper-bag princess catches my eye ♪ 762 00:37:59,562 --> 00:38:04,534 ♪ Oh ♪ 763 00:38:04,534 --> 00:38:09,534 ♪ The windows open ajar the rain seeps in ♪ 764 00:38:09,617 --> 00:38:13,784 ♪ I'm back in a splash the spirits and I ♪ 765 00:38:20,797 --> 00:38:25,797 ♪ Oh ♪ 766 00:38:28,510 --> 00:38:30,260 ♪ Oh ♪ 767 00:38:49,036 --> 00:38:52,463 ♪ The soldier and his knapsack take a rest ♪ 768 00:38:52,463 --> 00:38:56,425 ♪ Thinking oh ♪ 769 00:38:56,425 --> 00:39:00,784 ♪ Living on a stone and the things gone past ♪ 770 00:39:00,784 --> 00:39:05,784 ♪ Oh ♪ 771 00:39:06,122 --> 00:39:10,515 ♪ Then the canons waken ♪ 772 00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:14,682 ♪ He's back in a crash the spirits and him ♪ 773 00:39:33,043 --> 00:39:33,876 - Frannie? 774 00:39:43,546 --> 00:39:44,379 - Ah. 775 00:39:49,478 --> 00:39:51,044 - [Woman] Was that a contraction? 776 00:39:51,044 --> 00:39:53,927 Breathe, breathe, let's have an nice big one, okay. 777 00:39:53,927 --> 00:39:55,246 Okay, here we go! 778 00:39:55,246 --> 00:39:56,310 He's crowning! 779 00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:57,727 Push, push, push! 780 00:39:59,079 --> 00:40:00,579 - Okay, that is... 781 00:40:07,122 --> 00:40:11,488 - You know the blood, the blood I expected, 782 00:40:11,488 --> 00:40:12,405 but the um, 783 00:40:13,874 --> 00:40:15,707 the mucus not so much. 784 00:40:17,156 --> 00:40:21,323 - The mucus, screeching, baby popping out like that. 785 00:40:22,861 --> 00:40:25,065 It's just like watching Alien. 786 00:40:25,065 --> 00:40:26,648 - Easy buddy, okay? 787 00:40:28,025 --> 00:40:30,646 I'm the one who has to do it. 788 00:40:30,646 --> 00:40:31,479 - I know. 789 00:40:34,556 --> 00:40:35,723 I am so sorry. 790 00:40:36,931 --> 00:40:39,014 (laughs) 791 00:40:41,312 --> 00:40:44,179 Hey, as long as we both can't sleep, 792 00:40:44,179 --> 00:40:46,506 do you want a Christmas gift early? 793 00:40:46,506 --> 00:40:47,339 - Yes. 794 00:40:48,792 --> 00:40:50,954 Is it a washer and dryer. 795 00:40:50,954 --> 00:40:53,954 - Yes, I got you a washer and dryer. 796 00:40:55,495 --> 00:40:58,069 I know you've been missing New York 797 00:40:58,069 --> 00:41:01,027 so I figured if we can't go to Manhattan, 798 00:41:01,027 --> 00:41:03,527 why not bring Manhattan to us? 799 00:41:05,668 --> 00:41:06,668 - Oh my god. 800 00:41:08,524 --> 00:41:09,357 Oh my god! 801 00:41:11,615 --> 00:41:13,615 Calvin, this is amazing. 802 00:41:15,021 --> 00:41:16,687 How did you do this? 803 00:41:16,687 --> 00:41:19,020 This is the Brooklyn Bridge! 804 00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:24,209 - It's where we ended our first date. 805 00:41:24,209 --> 00:41:26,513 - Yup, and it was raining 806 00:41:26,513 --> 00:41:27,831 and you wouldn't kiss me because 807 00:41:27,831 --> 00:41:30,495 you said it would be a cliche. 808 00:41:30,495 --> 00:41:31,662 - Mm. - Mm-hmm. 809 00:41:35,011 --> 00:41:36,011 - Come here. 810 00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:39,499 There's Temple Bar. 811 00:41:40,973 --> 00:41:41,806 - Oh yeah. 812 00:41:44,217 --> 00:41:48,670 Where you kept kissing me until I agreed to take you home. 813 00:41:48,670 --> 00:41:51,178 - I seem to remember it the other way around. 814 00:41:51,178 --> 00:41:52,174 - Mm-hmm. 815 00:41:52,174 --> 00:41:53,091 - Whatever. 816 00:41:56,161 --> 00:41:59,522 You know, I realized the other day in all our amazing firsts 817 00:41:59,522 --> 00:42:02,272 we missed a pretty important one. 818 00:42:03,826 --> 00:42:05,159 Our first dance. 819 00:42:15,860 --> 00:42:18,317 - I feel like a cow. 820 00:42:18,317 --> 00:42:20,332 - But you move like a gazelle. 821 00:42:20,332 --> 00:42:21,999 - Oh, you're a liar. 822 00:42:38,618 --> 00:42:40,201 Thanks for staying. 823 00:42:43,133 --> 00:42:47,300 You have no idea how much I appreciate that you're here. 824 00:42:49,301 --> 00:42:51,968 - Where else would I want to be? 825 00:43:07,733 --> 00:43:09,900 Maybe you're peeing on me? 826 00:43:12,137 --> 00:43:14,637 - I think my water just broke. 827 00:43:15,706 --> 00:43:16,623 - Oh shoot! 828 00:43:18,029 --> 00:43:19,029 Shoot, okay. 829 00:43:19,932 --> 00:43:22,515 Don't panic, I'm totally on it. 830 00:43:25,273 --> 00:43:26,190 Okay, okay. 831 00:43:27,485 --> 00:43:29,735 I totally got you, come on. 832 00:43:31,507 --> 00:43:33,432 We are having a baby! 833 00:43:33,432 --> 00:43:35,099 We're having a baby. 834 00:43:36,619 --> 00:43:39,275 - [Doctor] I know you're tired, but I need one more. 835 00:43:39,275 --> 00:43:40,361 - Uh! 836 00:43:40,361 --> 00:43:42,063 - Come on Frannie, one big push 837 00:43:42,063 --> 00:43:43,646 - Push it yourself! 838 00:43:44,941 --> 00:43:46,888 Calvin, I can't do this anymore, I can't. 839 00:43:46,888 --> 00:43:48,791 I'm sorry, I know but we'll just come back 840 00:43:48,791 --> 00:43:50,528 in a few weeks, okay please? 841 00:43:50,528 --> 00:43:53,222 - Okay, shh, you are doing so amazing right now 842 00:43:53,222 --> 00:43:54,440 we are so close. 843 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:55,857 Come on, come on. 844 00:43:58,955 --> 00:44:01,465 (groaning) - Push Frannie! 845 00:44:01,465 --> 00:44:04,317 Come on, I can see the head. 846 00:44:04,317 --> 00:44:05,798 - No, I can't do this! 847 00:44:05,798 --> 00:44:07,522 I'm sorry, I quit! 848 00:44:07,522 --> 00:44:09,355 - Okay, hey, hey, hey. 849 00:44:10,292 --> 00:44:14,926 I know how much you two want to meet each other, hmm? 850 00:44:14,926 --> 00:44:18,002 You are so close, we just need one more push, okay? 851 00:44:18,002 --> 00:44:20,095 One more, one more. 852 00:44:20,095 --> 00:44:20,928 - Okay. 853 00:44:24,234 --> 00:44:26,386 (grunting) 854 00:44:26,386 --> 00:44:27,636 - Good Frannie. 855 00:44:28,497 --> 00:44:30,060 Good! 856 00:44:30,060 --> 00:44:32,227 Keep it coming, that's it! 857 00:44:34,298 --> 00:44:35,965 And here's the baby. 858 00:44:36,831 --> 00:44:40,300 Does the father want to cut the cord? 859 00:44:40,300 --> 00:44:41,133 - Yes. 860 00:44:52,745 --> 00:44:54,078 Uh, there is it? 861 00:44:55,580 --> 00:44:56,413 Okay. 862 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,453 (chuckles) 863 00:45:05,453 --> 00:45:06,370 It's a boy. 864 00:45:07,584 --> 00:45:08,917 - We have a son? 865 00:45:10,364 --> 00:45:12,781 (baby cries) 866 00:45:50,174 --> 00:45:51,007 - Hi Kim. 867 00:45:52,429 --> 00:45:53,905 - What's a Kim? 868 00:45:53,905 --> 00:45:55,764 - That's his name. 869 00:45:55,764 --> 00:45:57,052 - No, it's not. 870 00:45:57,052 --> 00:45:58,052 - Yes it is. 871 00:45:59,010 --> 00:46:01,260 It's after my music mentor. 872 00:46:02,375 --> 00:46:05,846 - Was I sleeping when you became the boss of me? 873 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:09,117 - Oh, so he gets your last name and a first name 874 00:46:09,117 --> 00:46:10,534 you pick for him. 875 00:46:11,487 --> 00:46:14,014 Pardon me if I'd like to have some say in this, 876 00:46:14,014 --> 00:46:16,390 by giving my first born a name that actually 877 00:46:16,390 --> 00:46:18,223 means something to me. 878 00:46:20,177 --> 00:46:21,760 - Pick another one. 879 00:46:23,470 --> 00:46:24,326 - Killus. 880 00:46:24,326 --> 00:46:25,159 - No. 881 00:46:25,159 --> 00:46:25,992 - Bjorn. 882 00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:26,879 - No. 883 00:46:26,879 --> 00:46:27,712 - Ishmail. 884 00:46:27,712 --> 00:46:29,748 - Definitely not. 885 00:46:29,748 --> 00:46:31,331 - Lester? - Ishmail. 886 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,113 Lester. 887 00:46:35,570 --> 00:46:38,830 He kind of looks like a Lester. 888 00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:39,663 - I know. 889 00:46:41,227 --> 00:46:42,227 - Hi Lester. 890 00:46:44,028 --> 00:46:45,861 It's nice to meet you. 891 00:46:47,312 --> 00:46:48,312 - Hi Lester. 892 00:46:50,510 --> 00:46:51,927 - [Both] Come on! 893 00:46:53,563 --> 00:46:54,396 It's cold! 894 00:46:56,205 --> 00:46:57,872 - Welcome home, pet. 895 00:46:59,171 --> 00:47:01,171 Oh he's lovely. - Hi dad. 896 00:47:02,889 --> 00:47:04,347 - I'm so proud of you. 897 00:47:04,347 --> 00:47:05,486 - Thank you. 898 00:47:05,486 --> 00:47:06,403 - Baby boy! 899 00:47:10,211 --> 00:47:14,069 - I can see like all dads you're a pack animal now. 900 00:47:14,069 --> 00:47:15,710 - Yes, oh no, no, no. (baby cries) 901 00:47:15,710 --> 00:47:18,293 - Hugs for fathers, come on in. 902 00:47:20,919 --> 00:47:21,768 - Lester. 903 00:47:21,768 --> 00:47:23,069 - You know I really think we're going to have 904 00:47:23,069 --> 00:47:24,297 to cancel your brother's cruise, 905 00:47:24,297 --> 00:47:25,130 you're not ready. 906 00:47:25,130 --> 00:47:26,092 - Mom, please go! 907 00:47:26,092 --> 00:47:28,712 Richard will kill me if I ruin his gift 908 00:47:28,712 --> 00:47:30,893 with my fecundity. 909 00:47:30,893 --> 00:47:34,810 - She's right dear, let's let the kids breathe. 910 00:47:37,060 --> 00:47:39,214 - All right, but I can not overstress to you 911 00:47:39,214 --> 00:47:41,634 the importance of these first few weeks of development. 912 00:47:41,634 --> 00:47:43,891 Calvin, this is for you too. 913 00:47:43,891 --> 00:47:47,038 Now, I've got you a selection of classical music 914 00:47:47,038 --> 00:47:49,204 to increase his spatial abilities, 915 00:47:49,204 --> 00:47:51,062 and whale calls for verbal. 916 00:47:51,062 --> 00:47:53,251 You play the classical when he's feeding 917 00:47:53,251 --> 00:47:56,526 and the other when he's asleep. 918 00:47:56,526 --> 00:47:58,809 You look lost, you're lost. 919 00:47:58,809 --> 00:48:00,122 Call the travel agent. 920 00:48:00,122 --> 00:48:01,438 - No. - Cancel the trip. 921 00:48:01,438 --> 00:48:03,688 - Mom, no, no we just need. 922 00:48:05,077 --> 00:48:08,994 We need space to self actualize as new parents. 923 00:48:10,483 --> 00:48:12,816 - I completely respect that. 924 00:48:14,684 --> 00:48:17,501 - [John] Can grandpa hold the Lester? 925 00:48:17,501 --> 00:48:18,941 - Watch his head. 926 00:48:18,941 --> 00:48:22,774 Calvin, why don't you put on some Mozart, hmm? 927 00:48:26,058 --> 00:48:28,141 - God, he's just so cute. 928 00:48:30,221 --> 00:48:31,910 I think he has your nose. 929 00:48:31,910 --> 00:48:34,958 - I think he has your eyes. 930 00:48:34,958 --> 00:48:36,852 You know, I'm so far behind on deadline 931 00:48:36,852 --> 00:48:38,604 I really should go do some work. 932 00:48:38,604 --> 00:48:40,201 - I'll watch the spud today. 933 00:48:40,201 --> 00:48:41,656 The sooner you're done, the sooner you get to come 934 00:48:41,656 --> 00:48:42,739 play with us. 935 00:48:43,968 --> 00:48:47,169 - Oh you are so getting lucky tonight. 936 00:48:47,169 --> 00:48:50,070 Okay, not tonight but I'll pencil you in for 937 00:48:50,070 --> 00:48:50,987 next month. 938 00:48:53,286 --> 00:48:55,869 (Lester cries) 939 00:48:59,172 --> 00:49:01,376 - Oh, you could be a singer, huh? 940 00:49:01,376 --> 00:49:03,249 Check out those lungs. 941 00:49:03,249 --> 00:49:05,832 - Yeah, he'll stop in a minute. 942 00:49:08,123 --> 00:49:11,266 ("Laughing & Crying" by Nattrasz) 943 00:49:11,266 --> 00:49:12,972 - Okay, he's not hungry, he's not wet, 944 00:49:12,972 --> 00:49:14,602 there's no fever, it's got to be colic. 945 00:49:14,602 --> 00:49:17,213 - Don't say colic, okay just please don't say colic. 946 00:49:17,213 --> 00:49:19,442 - It says here that colic can last three months. 947 00:49:19,442 --> 00:49:21,942 - You're not helping me Putty! 948 00:49:29,173 --> 00:49:30,565 Check his bum again. 949 00:49:30,565 --> 00:49:31,648 - I'm trying. 950 00:49:34,776 --> 00:49:36,442 - Don't wrap him so tight, okay 951 00:49:36,442 --> 00:49:39,336 it's not freakin' origami. 952 00:49:39,336 --> 00:49:41,894 Oh wait, wait, wait, we're supposed to look at the poo. 953 00:49:41,894 --> 00:49:42,969 - What are we looking for? 954 00:49:42,969 --> 00:49:46,170 - I don't know, Calvin, I don't know. 955 00:49:46,170 --> 00:49:47,789 (screams) 956 00:49:47,789 --> 00:49:50,206 (baby cries) 957 00:50:14,574 --> 00:50:15,407 Calvin! 958 00:50:17,392 --> 00:50:20,309 (electric humming) 959 00:50:24,850 --> 00:50:27,267 (baby cries) 960 00:50:54,698 --> 00:50:56,756 I don't know, I don't know what to do. 961 00:50:56,756 --> 00:50:59,673 I just, I am all out of ideas baby. 962 00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:03,630 (recorder toots) 963 00:51:07,868 --> 00:51:10,285 (baby cries) 964 00:51:11,531 --> 00:51:13,198 why does he hate us? 965 00:51:14,211 --> 00:51:15,961 He does, he hates us. 966 00:51:18,099 --> 00:51:19,349 - [John] Hello! 967 00:51:21,452 --> 00:51:22,285 - Hi. 968 00:51:22,285 --> 00:51:23,229 - How is she? 969 00:51:23,229 --> 00:51:25,061 - Um, see for yourself. 970 00:51:25,061 --> 00:51:27,248 She's been pumping for like six hours. 971 00:51:27,248 --> 00:51:29,265 Can you talk to her, I'll get Lester. 972 00:51:29,265 --> 00:51:30,098 - Hi. - Hi. 973 00:51:30,098 --> 00:51:32,643 (electric humming) - Hi Frannie. 974 00:51:32,643 --> 00:51:33,801 Hi. 975 00:51:33,801 --> 00:51:34,634 - Mom, hi. 976 00:51:36,580 --> 00:51:39,080 - Frannie, what are you doing? 977 00:51:40,228 --> 00:51:43,561 - I'm just storing some milk because um, 978 00:51:44,763 --> 00:51:46,209 I really need a drink, mom. 979 00:51:46,209 --> 00:51:48,088 Like a big one or some Dramamine maybe, 980 00:51:48,088 --> 00:51:50,781 horse tranquilizers, crack pipe, I don't care 981 00:51:50,781 --> 00:51:52,877 just please knock me out! 982 00:51:52,877 --> 00:51:54,146 - [Madeline] Why don't you come with me? 983 00:51:54,146 --> 00:51:55,056 - Okay. 984 00:51:55,056 --> 00:51:56,929 - We're gonna' go for a little walk, give me those. 985 00:51:56,929 --> 00:51:58,089 - [Frannie] Okay. 986 00:51:58,089 --> 00:51:59,569 - [Madeline] Get some fresh air. 987 00:51:59,569 --> 00:52:01,534 - Oh, will there be beer there? 988 00:52:01,534 --> 00:52:02,612 - Go find your coat. 989 00:52:02,612 --> 00:52:03,445 - Okay. 990 00:52:04,586 --> 00:52:05,419 Hi dad. 991 00:52:05,419 --> 00:52:06,567 - Hi pet. 992 00:52:06,567 --> 00:52:08,871 - [Madeline] We'll be back. 993 00:52:08,871 --> 00:52:11,288 (baby cries) 994 00:52:13,535 --> 00:52:14,908 - Where did I go? 995 00:52:14,908 --> 00:52:18,342 I mean I lost my apartment, my city, 996 00:52:18,342 --> 00:52:20,766 my friends, my waist! 997 00:52:20,766 --> 00:52:23,849 All I've got is what's left of my job 998 00:52:25,878 --> 00:52:27,460 and Calvin. 999 00:52:27,460 --> 00:52:28,543 - And Lester. 1000 00:52:34,468 --> 00:52:38,038 You are having a temporary identity crisis. 1001 00:52:38,038 --> 00:52:39,038 It's normal. 1002 00:52:40,776 --> 00:52:42,943 It gets better, I promise. 1003 00:52:45,236 --> 00:52:47,199 - Can I tell you something. 1004 00:52:47,199 --> 00:52:48,699 - [Madeline] Sure. 1005 00:52:52,375 --> 00:52:56,125 - I'm not so sure that I'm gonna' be any good 1006 00:52:57,797 --> 00:52:58,630 at this. 1007 00:53:03,962 --> 00:53:06,565 - I wish I could off you some panacea, 1008 00:53:06,565 --> 00:53:08,573 but the truth is 1009 00:53:08,573 --> 00:53:12,586 being a mother is the hardest job there is. 1010 00:53:12,586 --> 00:53:15,913 And you know it never really stops being hard, 1011 00:53:15,913 --> 00:53:19,413 but it never really stops being wonderful. 1012 00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:22,510 And that is the deal. 1013 00:53:29,407 --> 00:53:31,589 - For the record, I still feel this close 1014 00:53:31,589 --> 00:53:34,239 to going completely insane. 1015 00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:36,018 - Well, for the record I've been feeling that way 1016 00:53:36,018 --> 00:53:37,260 for almost 40 years. 1017 00:53:37,260 --> 00:53:39,750 (laughs) 1018 00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:41,583 Welcome to motherhood. 1019 00:53:44,865 --> 00:53:47,448 (guitar music) 1020 00:54:03,877 --> 00:54:08,877 ♪ So now I lay ♪ 1021 00:54:13,318 --> 00:54:18,318 ♪ You down to sleep ♪ 1022 00:54:22,444 --> 00:54:27,444 ♪ Dear lord I pray ♪ 1023 00:54:31,390 --> 00:54:36,390 ♪ Your soul to keep ♪ 1024 00:54:40,484 --> 00:54:45,484 ♪ And all through the dark ♪ 1025 00:54:49,593 --> 00:54:54,593 ♪ and all through the day ♪ 1026 00:54:59,195 --> 00:55:04,195 ♪ If you're with me ♪ 1027 00:55:07,791 --> 00:55:10,874 ♪ We'll both be okay ♪ 1028 00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:37,802 (phone rings) 1029 00:55:37,802 --> 00:55:40,219 (baby cries) 1030 00:55:43,408 --> 00:55:44,241 - What? 1031 00:55:44,241 --> 00:55:46,556 - [Halsford] God, who's slaughtering pigs? 1032 00:55:46,556 --> 00:55:49,531 - Mr. Halsford, oh my god. 1033 00:55:49,531 --> 00:55:53,278 Look, I am so sorry that I'm behind on deadline, 1034 00:55:53,278 --> 00:55:57,310 but frankly it's been crazy here lately. 1035 00:55:57,310 --> 00:56:00,216 - Oh well let's not be gauche and talk about business. 1036 00:56:00,216 --> 00:56:02,081 You've got new life with you. 1037 00:56:02,081 --> 00:56:03,942 I've called to congratulate you. 1038 00:56:03,942 --> 00:56:07,692 Marina has something she wants to say to you. 1039 00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:10,239 - Frannie? 1040 00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:11,820 - Marina? 1041 00:56:11,820 --> 00:56:13,448 Marina, what's going on? 1042 00:56:13,448 --> 00:56:16,264 - Mr. Halsford wants me to tell you 1043 00:56:16,264 --> 00:56:18,130 that you're fired, Frannie. 1044 00:56:18,130 --> 00:56:21,971 They're putting Veniva on the Tate essays. 1045 00:56:21,971 --> 00:56:23,554 I'm sorry, Frannie. 1046 00:56:29,636 --> 00:56:34,280 ("Weigh Me Down" by Royal Wood) 1047 00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:35,530 - What's wrong? 1048 00:56:38,761 --> 00:56:43,562 ♪ We're swimming in the sea my lover ♪ 1049 00:56:43,562 --> 00:56:48,551 ♪ We're fluid in our own embrace ♪ 1050 00:56:48,551 --> 00:56:53,551 ♪ If this will mark the end of our days ♪ 1051 00:56:54,306 --> 00:57:04,105 ♪ Weigh me down ♪ 1052 00:57:04,208 --> 00:57:09,049 ♪ You're going to have to hold my head up ♪ 1053 00:57:09,049 --> 00:57:14,049 ♪ In a whisper you will hear me say ♪ 1054 00:57:14,491 --> 00:57:19,491 ♪ If this will mark the end of our days ♪ 1055 00:57:19,516 --> 00:57:24,516 ♪ Weigh me down ♪ 1056 00:57:24,679 --> 00:57:28,644 ♪ Weigh me down ♪ 1057 00:57:28,644 --> 00:57:31,394 ♪ Down with love ♪ 1058 00:57:48,591 --> 00:57:50,783 - It's been weeks, let's get some light. 1059 00:57:50,783 --> 00:57:51,616 There. 1060 00:57:58,857 --> 00:58:00,357 How are you doin'? 1061 00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:02,895 - How am I doing? 1062 00:58:04,158 --> 00:58:05,517 How am I doing? 1063 00:58:05,517 --> 00:58:08,161 I'm unemployed, I'm living off my parents, 1064 00:58:08,161 --> 00:58:09,838 and I don't know where my fat ass ends 1065 00:58:09,838 --> 00:58:11,505 and my thighs begin. 1066 00:58:12,650 --> 00:58:14,376 - That good, huh? 1067 00:58:14,376 --> 00:58:15,209 - Yeah. 1068 00:58:16,561 --> 00:58:17,394 - Well, 1069 00:58:19,050 --> 00:58:21,300 I know a little something 1070 00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:23,854 that might cheer you up. 1071 00:58:23,854 --> 00:58:26,271 Someone is havin' a birthday. 1072 00:58:28,193 --> 00:58:29,026 And it's-- 1073 00:58:30,409 --> 00:58:32,821 - My birthday, oh that's great. 1074 00:58:32,821 --> 00:58:34,485 That's just, that's great. 1075 00:58:34,485 --> 00:58:38,652 So now I'm not just a loser, I'm a 29 year old loser. 1076 00:58:39,693 --> 00:58:42,019 I don't need a reminder about how old I'm getting, Cal. 1077 00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:43,377 - [John And Madeline] Surprise! 1078 00:58:43,377 --> 00:58:44,460 Happy birth-- 1079 00:58:51,420 --> 00:58:52,503 - My parents? 1080 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:56,833 - Okay, 1081 00:58:57,669 --> 00:58:58,836 you know what? 1082 00:58:59,794 --> 00:59:01,349 Let's put this in perspective. 1083 00:59:01,349 --> 00:59:03,347 You lost a job, not a limb. 1084 00:59:03,347 --> 00:59:05,597 - This isn't about the job. 1085 00:59:07,577 --> 00:59:08,609 - Okay, get up. 1086 00:59:08,609 --> 00:59:10,224 We need to go for a walk. 1087 00:59:10,224 --> 00:59:12,626 - I don't feel like going outside. 1088 00:59:12,626 --> 00:59:13,876 - Frannie, now. 1089 00:59:16,188 --> 00:59:17,863 Okay, I am trying Frannie. 1090 00:59:17,863 --> 00:59:19,619 I'm trying really hard to understand 1091 00:59:19,619 --> 00:59:22,434 what you're going through. 1092 00:59:22,434 --> 00:59:24,545 - Look, what do you want me to say? 1093 00:59:24,545 --> 00:59:26,931 You want me to say that I'm happy with my life, 1094 00:59:26,931 --> 00:59:29,492 that I'm exactly where I wanted to be? 1095 00:59:29,492 --> 00:59:32,784 - Nobody is exactly where they wanted to be. 1096 00:59:32,784 --> 00:59:34,084 Hell, I gave up my band. 1097 00:59:34,084 --> 00:59:38,167 - Oh my god, you had to stop playing the balloon? 1098 00:59:41,442 --> 00:59:43,103 I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. 1099 00:59:43,103 --> 00:59:43,936 I just... 1100 00:59:45,716 --> 00:59:46,883 I'm not myself 1101 00:59:47,816 --> 00:59:49,869 right now and I think that 1102 00:59:49,869 --> 00:59:52,324 that's pretty much the problem. 1103 00:59:52,324 --> 00:59:54,991 - So what are you tryin' to say? 1104 00:59:56,887 --> 00:59:58,435 You regret having Lester? 1105 00:59:58,435 --> 01:00:00,685 - God no, don't twist this. 1106 01:00:01,958 --> 01:00:02,875 I love him. 1107 01:00:04,875 --> 01:00:08,195 But that is not some magic pill that means 1108 01:00:08,195 --> 01:00:11,278 that this new life makes sense to me. 1109 01:00:12,977 --> 01:00:16,394 It doesn't mean that we make sense to me. 1110 01:00:18,239 --> 01:00:22,100 I just, I just don't want to wake up one day 1111 01:00:22,100 --> 01:00:24,369 and realize that the only reason we're together 1112 01:00:24,369 --> 01:00:25,722 is because we had a kid. 1113 01:00:25,722 --> 01:00:26,732 - That's not gonna' happen. 1114 01:00:26,732 --> 01:00:27,565 - How do you know? 1115 01:00:27,565 --> 01:00:30,898 - Because I'm in love with you, Frannie. 1116 01:00:32,660 --> 01:00:33,493 I love 1117 01:00:35,462 --> 01:00:37,962 that you are smart about words 1118 01:00:38,985 --> 01:00:40,985 and clueless about life. 1119 01:00:42,376 --> 01:00:46,376 That you're always in a hurry and never on time. 1120 01:00:48,403 --> 01:00:52,070 I even love the stuff that I hate about you. 1121 01:00:53,249 --> 01:00:55,249 So the real question is, 1122 01:00:57,024 --> 01:00:59,024 are you in love with me? 1123 01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:07,644 - How am I supposed to know who I love 1124 01:01:07,644 --> 01:01:10,311 when I don't even know who I am? 1125 01:01:13,345 --> 01:01:16,845 How am I supposed to answer that question? 1126 01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:21,277 - I think you just did. 1127 01:01:25,821 --> 01:01:26,654 - Calvin. 1128 01:01:30,498 --> 01:01:31,331 I'm sorry. 1129 01:01:46,318 --> 01:01:47,633 ("I Don't Want To Go Home" by Todd Hunter Band) 1130 01:01:47,633 --> 01:01:49,872 ♪ If ever you want to ♪ 1131 01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:53,584 ♪ See how much I want you ♪ 1132 01:01:53,584 --> 01:01:57,867 ♪ I'll give you everything ♪ 1133 01:01:57,867 --> 01:02:00,408 ♪ If ever you need to ♪ 1134 01:02:00,408 --> 01:02:04,624 ♪ See how much I need you too ♪ 1135 01:02:04,624 --> 01:02:09,624 ♪ Tell me that you think about me ♪ 1136 01:02:09,758 --> 01:02:12,374 ♪ Thinking of you ♪ 1137 01:02:12,374 --> 01:02:14,977 ♪ Wondering just how ♪ 1138 01:02:14,977 --> 01:02:17,747 ♪ much I love you ♪ 1139 01:02:17,747 --> 01:02:20,213 ♪ I will show you ♪ 1140 01:02:20,213 --> 01:02:25,213 ♪ once you let me through ♪ 1141 01:02:29,927 --> 01:02:32,531 ♪ If ever you seem to ♪ 1142 01:02:32,531 --> 01:02:36,209 ♪ Admit that you need me too ♪ 1143 01:02:36,209 --> 01:02:40,454 ♪ I'll hang on every word ♪ 1144 01:02:40,454 --> 01:02:42,581 ♪ If ever you start to ♪ 1145 01:02:42,581 --> 01:02:46,840 ♪ See how slowly you're killing me ♪ 1146 01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:50,610 ♪ And how deep a man can hurt ♪ 1147 01:02:50,610 --> 01:02:55,610 ♪ I'm falling further under every spell ♪ 1148 01:02:57,049 --> 01:03:00,416 ♪ You've put me under ♪ 1149 01:03:00,416 --> 01:03:03,173 ♪ Don't release me ♪ 1150 01:03:03,173 --> 01:03:08,173 ♪ Make me cry for you ♪ 1151 01:03:08,807 --> 01:03:10,680 ♪ 'Cause every time you do ♪ 1152 01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:15,680 ♪ I don't want to go home ♪ 1153 01:03:15,862 --> 01:03:20,591 ♪ I don't want to go home ♪ 1154 01:03:20,591 --> 01:03:25,591 ♪ No, I don't want to go home ♪ 1155 01:03:27,267 --> 01:03:29,267 ♪ Alone ♪ 1156 01:03:36,213 --> 01:03:38,880 (mobile chimes) 1157 01:03:44,535 --> 01:03:47,035 (baby cooing) 1158 01:03:48,302 --> 01:03:49,135 Hey Les. 1159 01:03:51,272 --> 01:03:53,772 Can we talk for a second, bud? 1160 01:03:54,799 --> 01:03:57,604 Look I know that I haven't been 1161 01:03:57,604 --> 01:03:59,437 very good at this yet. 1162 01:04:03,495 --> 01:04:05,578 But that's gonna' change. 1163 01:04:07,445 --> 01:04:09,719 What do you say we um, 1164 01:04:09,719 --> 01:04:13,234 we start over and from here on in, 1165 01:04:13,234 --> 01:04:15,651 it's gonna' be all about you. 1166 01:04:17,454 --> 01:04:20,037 Yeah. (laughs) 1167 01:04:22,138 --> 01:04:22,971 (upbeat music) 1168 01:04:22,971 --> 01:04:26,523 ♪ She'll never ♪ 1169 01:04:26,523 --> 01:04:28,846 ♪ She'll never wait 'til morning ♪ 1170 01:04:28,846 --> 01:04:32,778 ♪ Although she loves the sun and ♪ 1171 01:04:32,778 --> 01:04:35,910 ♪ The way it shines ♪ 1172 01:04:35,910 --> 01:04:38,152 ♪ There never was a warning ♪ 1173 01:04:38,152 --> 01:04:41,586 ♪ But it just started storming ♪ 1174 01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:44,012 ♪ We were our of time ♪ 1175 01:04:44,012 --> 01:04:53,301 ♪ Let her shine ♪ 1176 01:04:53,988 --> 01:04:56,149 ♪ You were little bit impatient ♪ 1177 01:04:56,149 --> 01:04:59,822 ♪ Which squandered that temptation ♪ 1178 01:04:59,822 --> 01:05:03,052 ♪ Make your mind ♪ 1179 01:05:03,052 --> 01:05:05,187 ♪ My eyes will see her gladly ♪ 1180 01:05:05,187 --> 01:05:08,555 ♪ But I wanted in her ♪ 1181 01:05:08,555 --> 01:05:11,132 ♪ I could never find ♪ 1182 01:05:11,132 --> 01:05:14,600 ♪ Let her shine ♪ 1183 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,555 It's not like it suddenly gets easy. 1184 01:05:16,555 --> 01:05:18,767 But if you're lucky, there's a certain point 1185 01:05:18,767 --> 01:05:21,311 where it just starts to work. 1186 01:05:21,311 --> 01:05:25,131 Where you begin to think, maybe I'm not so terrible at this. 1187 01:05:25,131 --> 01:05:27,464 Maybe I can do it on my own. 1188 01:05:29,669 --> 01:05:32,394 And then the real magic happens, 1189 01:05:32,394 --> 01:05:35,096 where you stop being scared at being a bad mom 1190 01:05:35,096 --> 01:05:38,013 and just start becoming a good one. 1191 01:05:40,586 --> 01:05:42,836 I guess the scary truth is, 1192 01:05:43,841 --> 01:05:47,412 I had to have a child to stop being one. 1193 01:05:47,412 --> 01:05:48,245 Hello? 1194 01:05:48,245 --> 01:05:49,717 - [Marina] Lord have I got news. 1195 01:05:49,717 --> 01:05:50,695 - Marina? 1196 01:05:50,695 --> 01:05:52,217 Why are you whispering? 1197 01:05:52,217 --> 01:05:53,718 - How would you like your job back? 1198 01:05:53,718 --> 01:05:55,619 - [Marina] Why? 1199 01:05:55,619 --> 01:05:58,650 - Veniva's being fired as we speak. 1200 01:05:58,650 --> 01:06:00,504 I know, it's fantastic. 1201 01:06:00,504 --> 01:06:02,474 Turns out Tate couldn't stand her, 1202 01:06:02,474 --> 01:06:04,146 he claims she threw him off his track. 1203 01:06:04,146 --> 01:06:05,887 - So what does this have to do with me? 1204 01:06:05,887 --> 01:06:07,098 - [Marina] He wants to fly up there 1205 01:06:07,098 --> 01:06:09,348 to talk about rehiring you. 1206 01:06:10,393 --> 01:06:11,957 - What, when will he be coming? 1207 01:06:11,957 --> 01:06:13,018 - Uh, I don't know. 1208 01:06:13,018 --> 01:06:15,101 I think he said tomorrow? 1209 01:06:16,305 --> 01:06:17,222 - Tomorrow? 1210 01:06:19,289 --> 01:06:20,122 Tomorrow. 1211 01:06:24,225 --> 01:06:25,058 Hi. 1212 01:06:27,827 --> 01:06:28,660 Hi! 1213 01:06:30,283 --> 01:06:33,741 - I'll have a peameal on a kaiser 1214 01:06:33,741 --> 01:06:36,908 and a decaf grande non-fat cappuccino. 1215 01:06:39,494 --> 01:06:40,337 (laughs) 1216 01:06:40,337 --> 01:06:42,273 I'm just kidding, I'll have a coffee. 1217 01:06:42,273 --> 01:06:43,118 - Oh, okay. 1218 01:06:43,118 --> 01:06:43,954 (laughs) 1219 01:06:43,954 --> 01:06:45,954 - Two please, thank you. 1220 01:06:48,202 --> 01:06:49,467 - Wow. - Yeah. 1221 01:06:49,467 --> 01:06:51,378 - Final booth at the Western Sandwich, 1222 01:06:51,378 --> 01:06:52,640 not quite the Rainbow Room. 1223 01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:54,848 - Oh god, please don't talk about New York. 1224 01:06:54,848 --> 01:06:55,681 I miss it. 1225 01:06:57,009 --> 01:06:58,426 - You look great. 1226 01:06:59,302 --> 01:07:00,603 Haven't changed. 1227 01:07:00,603 --> 01:07:04,229 - You expected hair rollers and a bathrobe? 1228 01:07:04,229 --> 01:07:07,234 - No, no, no but you're life's different now. 1229 01:07:07,234 --> 01:07:09,803 You're a single mom, and I needed to come here 1230 01:07:09,803 --> 01:07:11,782 in person to make sure you're ready to work again. 1231 01:07:11,782 --> 01:07:14,435 - I am so ready to come back to work. 1232 01:07:14,435 --> 01:07:17,216 Look I know that I dropped the ball before, 1233 01:07:17,216 --> 01:07:20,349 but I really feel like I'm getting my life back on track. 1234 01:07:20,349 --> 01:07:24,166 I'm firing on all cylinders and you just hear everybody 1235 01:07:24,166 --> 01:07:26,205 saying that you permanently change, 1236 01:07:26,205 --> 01:07:27,668 that you're gonna' be different forever, 1237 01:07:27,668 --> 01:07:29,789 but I feel the same as I did before. 1238 01:07:29,789 --> 01:07:31,017 I don't see it. 1239 01:07:31,017 --> 01:07:33,276 There is absolutely no difference, 1240 01:07:33,276 --> 01:07:35,789 I'm completely lactating right now, aren't I? 1241 01:07:35,789 --> 01:07:37,227 (chuckles) 1242 01:07:37,227 --> 01:07:38,586 I am, okay. 1243 01:07:38,586 --> 01:07:39,419 - Milk? 1244 01:07:39,419 --> 01:07:41,041 (both laugh) 1245 01:07:41,041 --> 01:07:43,041 - We're covered, thanks. 1246 01:07:44,148 --> 01:07:46,581 - God, that was embarrassing. 1247 01:07:46,581 --> 01:07:49,819 Leave it to me to have ironic breast milk. 1248 01:07:49,819 --> 01:07:51,986 - It was excellently done. 1249 01:07:54,142 --> 01:07:56,422 I really like working with you. 1250 01:07:56,422 --> 01:07:59,351 But I am up against the wall on these deadlines, 1251 01:07:59,351 --> 01:08:02,763 so you have to be honest with me. 1252 01:08:02,763 --> 01:08:05,096 How are you Frannie, really? 1253 01:08:06,767 --> 01:08:11,129 - Honestly, well this is the first business 1254 01:08:11,129 --> 01:08:13,928 conversation that I've had in eight months, 1255 01:08:13,928 --> 01:08:15,599 I get less sleep than a surgical intern, 1256 01:08:15,599 --> 01:08:17,400 I have baby vomit on my shoe, 1257 01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:19,190 and the last book I've read involved 1258 01:08:19,190 --> 01:08:21,802 dishes running with spoons. 1259 01:08:21,802 --> 01:08:23,187 - Ah. 1260 01:08:23,187 --> 01:08:27,145 - But Michael, I still know when your sentences are weak. 1261 01:08:27,145 --> 01:08:30,452 I still know when your arguments run on. 1262 01:08:30,452 --> 01:08:34,285 I'm a good editor, and I'm ready to come back. 1263 01:08:36,394 --> 01:08:37,227 So. 1264 01:08:37,227 --> 01:08:40,477 - Well, I hope you mean that literally. 1265 01:08:41,655 --> 01:08:42,898 I can't be flying up here every time 1266 01:08:42,898 --> 01:08:44,830 I need your fabulous brain. 1267 01:08:44,830 --> 01:08:47,675 I've been pulling strings since you left. 1268 01:08:47,675 --> 01:08:48,738 One of them gave. 1269 01:08:48,738 --> 01:08:49,589 This is just a confirmation letter. 1270 01:08:49,589 --> 01:08:50,422 - My visa! 1271 01:08:51,282 --> 01:08:53,667 My visa, you got me back my visa! 1272 01:08:53,667 --> 01:08:54,500 Michael! 1273 01:08:58,861 --> 01:08:59,694 Oh my god! 1274 01:09:01,617 --> 01:09:03,202 Thank you. 1275 01:09:03,202 --> 01:09:04,869 - Really missed you. 1276 01:09:06,077 --> 01:09:07,842 - I'm going to New York! 1277 01:09:07,842 --> 01:09:10,592 (cheerful music) 1278 01:09:13,375 --> 01:09:15,659 ♪ Today is the day ♪ 1279 01:09:15,659 --> 01:09:18,192 ♪ I'm starting to see ♪ 1280 01:09:18,192 --> 01:09:20,727 ♪ Just where I'm from ♪ 1281 01:09:20,727 --> 01:09:23,810 ♪ Where I want to be ♪ 1282 01:09:28,548 --> 01:09:30,166 - Oh, he's so adorable. 1283 01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:33,161 He could start my biological clock. 1284 01:09:33,161 --> 01:09:35,546 But how did you end up with a fat baby? 1285 01:09:35,546 --> 01:09:39,468 - (speaks in foreign language) 1286 01:09:39,468 --> 01:09:42,942 Oh, you're the little guy that just about 1287 01:09:42,942 --> 01:09:44,736 sunk my magazine, aren't you? 1288 01:09:44,736 --> 01:09:46,824 Yes you are, yes you are. 1289 01:09:46,824 --> 01:09:47,657 Fran. 1290 01:09:48,911 --> 01:09:50,150 - Yes. 1291 01:09:50,150 --> 01:09:52,098 - Now you've done a terrific job with Tate, 1292 01:09:52,098 --> 01:09:55,638 and because I'm full and contain the multitudes, 1293 01:09:55,638 --> 01:09:59,121 I'm going to forgive you all the screw ups. 1294 01:09:59,121 --> 01:10:00,607 - And what is this? 1295 01:10:00,607 --> 01:10:02,021 - Your new office. 1296 01:10:02,021 --> 01:10:03,401 I'm giving you a sort of promotion. 1297 01:10:03,401 --> 01:10:05,610 You're going to take over Veniva responsibilities. 1298 01:10:05,610 --> 01:10:06,957 - And does this sort of promotion 1299 01:10:06,957 --> 01:10:09,422 come with a sort of raise? 1300 01:10:09,422 --> 01:10:11,544 (laughs) 1301 01:10:11,544 --> 01:10:15,711 - We've missed that dry sense of humor around here. 1302 01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:24,134 (joyful music) 1303 01:11:15,334 --> 01:11:16,167 - Hi. 1304 01:11:17,418 --> 01:11:19,012 - You look good. 1305 01:11:19,012 --> 01:11:20,685 - [Frannie ] Oh. 1306 01:11:20,685 --> 01:11:21,685 - Different. 1307 01:11:22,655 --> 01:11:23,488 - Thanks. 1308 01:11:27,552 --> 01:11:29,052 - Hi, how are you? 1309 01:11:31,643 --> 01:11:32,976 Hi, how are you? 1310 01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:40,737 So how do you want to do this? 1311 01:11:40,737 --> 01:11:43,536 - Well, I figure I'm off work before most of your gigs start 1312 01:11:43,536 --> 01:11:45,472 so I could drop him off in the morning 1313 01:11:45,472 --> 01:11:48,574 and come get him around dinner, if that's okay with you. 1314 01:11:48,574 --> 01:11:49,407 - Fine. 1315 01:11:51,069 --> 01:11:54,596 Bands got a tour coming up pretty soon so 1316 01:11:54,596 --> 01:11:57,022 I need to find someone to cover while I'm away. 1317 01:11:57,022 --> 01:11:59,689 - Yeah, it should be no problem. 1318 01:12:01,197 --> 01:12:04,114 So how have you been? - I should go. 1319 01:12:06,410 --> 01:12:08,077 I'm meeting someone. 1320 01:12:10,493 --> 01:12:11,326 - Okay. 1321 01:12:16,410 --> 01:12:17,660 Bye, sweet pea. 1322 01:12:20,682 --> 01:12:21,515 Okay. 1323 01:12:26,954 --> 01:12:31,121 - Frannie, this is the part where you have to let him go. 1324 01:12:32,133 --> 01:12:32,966 - Yeah. 1325 01:12:40,264 --> 01:12:41,097 - Hey. 1326 01:12:45,118 --> 01:12:48,538 I'm really glad you got your job back. 1327 01:12:48,538 --> 01:12:50,871 I know what it means to you. 1328 01:13:06,069 --> 01:13:09,111 - God save me from a small life or a small love, 1329 01:13:09,111 --> 01:13:10,586 from minivans and mediocrity, 1330 01:13:10,586 --> 01:13:12,930 and from my suspicion that in the end 1331 01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:16,971 the search is always better than the find. 1332 01:13:16,971 --> 01:13:17,804 Well... 1333 01:13:21,148 --> 01:13:22,398 - It's amazing. 1334 01:13:23,587 --> 01:13:25,732 It's depressing. 1335 01:13:25,732 --> 01:13:27,006 It is. 1336 01:13:27,006 --> 01:13:28,462 - Well, don't hold back now. 1337 01:13:28,462 --> 01:13:31,299 - Well, I'm just, how can a life be small 1338 01:13:31,299 --> 01:13:32,362 if it makes you happy? 1339 01:13:32,362 --> 01:13:33,477 - Or reverse the question. 1340 01:13:33,477 --> 01:13:34,854 How can it make you happy if it's small? 1341 01:13:34,854 --> 01:13:36,306 - Because there's a difference between 1342 01:13:36,306 --> 01:13:37,570 being small and being empty. 1343 01:13:37,570 --> 01:13:39,119 - Is there? 1344 01:13:39,119 --> 01:13:40,381 Well, what happened to the Frannie 1345 01:13:40,381 --> 01:13:42,389 that demanded something exceptional from life? 1346 01:13:42,389 --> 01:13:44,128 - Oh look, don't worry about me, okay? 1347 01:13:44,128 --> 01:13:45,952 I don't plan on settling for anything less 1348 01:13:45,952 --> 01:13:47,952 than my kind of perfect. 1349 01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:50,840 - I'll hold you to that. 1350 01:13:54,981 --> 01:13:55,814 So. 1351 01:13:57,423 --> 01:13:58,897 This is it. 1352 01:13:58,897 --> 01:14:00,864 The last article. 1353 01:14:00,864 --> 01:14:02,806 Assuming you're signing off. 1354 01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:05,528 - Of course, of course. 1355 01:14:05,528 --> 01:14:08,445 Michael, it's really, really great. 1356 01:14:09,835 --> 01:14:10,668 - Thanks. 1357 01:14:12,107 --> 01:14:14,318 Now I'm on book tour this week, 1358 01:14:14,318 --> 01:14:17,032 but I hear that Halsford's throwing a party for me 1359 01:14:17,032 --> 01:14:18,001 when I return. 1360 01:14:18,001 --> 01:14:19,872 I assume you're going to be there? 1361 01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:21,289 - Oh, absolutely. 1362 01:14:22,288 --> 01:14:23,121 - Good. 1363 01:14:27,614 --> 01:14:28,864 All right, bye. 1364 01:14:32,079 --> 01:14:34,221 Try not to get pregnant again before I get back. 1365 01:14:34,221 --> 01:14:36,304 (laughs) 1366 01:14:38,551 --> 01:14:41,301 (knocks on door) 1367 01:14:44,692 --> 01:14:45,525 - Yeah. 1368 01:14:47,024 --> 01:14:48,774 - Uh, is Calvin here? 1369 01:14:50,322 --> 01:14:52,655 - He's playing with his kid. 1370 01:14:55,514 --> 01:14:56,347 - Okay. 1371 01:15:00,001 --> 01:15:03,729 - Who is the greatest spud in the world? 1372 01:15:03,729 --> 01:15:08,262 Who is the greatest spud in the whole world, mister? 1373 01:15:08,262 --> 01:15:09,095 Is it you? 1374 01:15:10,786 --> 01:15:13,619 (blows raspberry) 1375 01:15:15,660 --> 01:15:18,827 Makes me want to dance, how about you? 1376 01:15:19,839 --> 01:15:21,072 I'm gonna' turn you 1377 01:15:21,072 --> 01:15:21,993 and I dip you 1378 01:15:21,993 --> 01:15:24,243 and I turn and I punch you. 1379 01:15:25,261 --> 01:15:26,094 What? 1380 01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:28,523 - Hi. 1381 01:15:29,642 --> 01:15:31,869 Cal, this looks amazing. 1382 01:15:31,869 --> 01:15:34,202 - Got take him already, huh? 1383 01:15:36,066 --> 01:15:39,358 Guess we we're havin' too much fun, big man. 1384 01:15:39,358 --> 01:15:41,112 It'll have to last us, 1385 01:15:41,112 --> 01:15:45,907 but I promise I will write you new songs on the bus, okay? 1386 01:15:45,907 --> 01:15:46,740 - Hello. 1387 01:15:52,207 --> 01:15:54,158 So, when are you leaving? 1388 01:15:54,158 --> 01:15:55,158 - Next week. 1389 01:15:56,356 --> 01:15:58,106 I still have to pack. 1390 01:16:01,826 --> 01:16:03,764 - Can I ask you a question? 1391 01:16:03,764 --> 01:16:05,931 The other day in the park, 1392 01:16:07,483 --> 01:16:08,983 what did you mean? 1393 01:16:09,943 --> 01:16:12,526 Do I really uh, look different? 1394 01:16:13,522 --> 01:16:16,105 - Completely, he's changed you. 1395 01:16:17,276 --> 01:16:18,411 I can see it. 1396 01:16:18,411 --> 01:16:20,610 - I hope you don't mean the stretch marks. 1397 01:16:20,610 --> 01:16:23,437 - I was talking a little deeper of things. 1398 01:16:23,437 --> 01:16:24,270 - Yeah. 1399 01:16:25,799 --> 01:16:27,336 You've always been beautiful Frannie, 1400 01:16:27,336 --> 01:16:28,669 but uh, now you, 1401 01:16:31,085 --> 01:16:33,835 I don't know, now you have grace. 1402 01:16:34,834 --> 01:16:37,100 - Cal, come on already. 1403 01:16:37,100 --> 01:16:38,220 We're late. 1404 01:16:38,220 --> 01:16:39,262 - Gotta go. 1405 01:16:39,262 --> 01:16:41,847 Come on, I'll walk you two out. 1406 01:16:41,847 --> 01:16:42,705 - Is she a smoker? 1407 01:16:42,705 --> 01:16:43,538 - Come on spudly. 1408 01:16:43,538 --> 01:16:44,496 - 'Cause she looks like a smoker. 1409 01:16:44,496 --> 01:16:45,329 - Frannie. 1410 01:16:45,329 --> 01:16:46,708 - I'm just saying, you know. 1411 01:16:46,708 --> 01:16:48,780 If you're going to have prancing naked thigh girl 1412 01:16:48,780 --> 01:16:50,395 around our son, I'd prefer it if she put some pants on 1413 01:16:50,395 --> 01:16:52,008 before she touched him. 1414 01:16:52,008 --> 01:16:53,526 - I'll have her put her pants on. 1415 01:16:53,526 --> 01:16:54,943 - [Frannie] Good. 1416 01:17:05,030 --> 01:17:07,131 - Excuse me, can I get a gimlet? 1417 01:17:07,131 --> 01:17:09,298 Make it a double. 1418 01:17:09,298 --> 01:17:12,157 Hey handsome, whatcha' drinkin'? 1419 01:17:12,157 --> 01:17:13,534 - So, ladies and gentlemen. 1420 01:17:13,534 --> 01:17:15,557 The time has come to bid a fond farewell 1421 01:17:15,557 --> 01:17:18,140 to the inimitable Michael Tate. 1422 01:17:19,410 --> 01:17:21,371 We hate to see him leave but we're going to pass the torch 1423 01:17:21,371 --> 01:17:23,526 to our next guest essayist 1424 01:17:23,526 --> 01:17:26,765 who will be chosen by our new feature's editor, 1425 01:17:26,765 --> 01:17:29,836 the ever charming Francesca Mackenzie. 1426 01:17:29,836 --> 01:17:32,086 (applause) 1427 01:17:33,451 --> 01:17:37,534 Who managed not to screw everything up after all. 1428 01:17:39,868 --> 01:17:41,178 - I'm just gonna' go over here. 1429 01:17:41,178 --> 01:17:42,011 - Okay. 1430 01:17:43,332 --> 01:17:46,092 - Well, congratulations Ms. feature's editor. 1431 01:17:46,092 --> 01:17:47,222 - Why thank you. 1432 01:17:47,222 --> 01:17:50,122 - So I guess this brings to an end our literary affair, huh? 1433 01:17:50,122 --> 01:17:52,727 Well, I for one am thrilled to have the work behind us. 1434 01:17:52,727 --> 01:17:57,072 - Oh, I see you're glad to be rid of me are ya? 1435 01:17:57,072 --> 01:18:00,864 - Completely the opposite, actually. 1436 01:18:00,864 --> 01:18:03,031 But I think you knew that. 1437 01:18:05,099 --> 01:18:09,266 I also think, we've waited too long for a second date. 1438 01:18:10,784 --> 01:18:11,617 Don't you? 1439 01:18:20,243 --> 01:18:21,743 Thing is, Frannie, 1440 01:18:24,389 --> 01:18:26,097 I don't think I've ever met a woman who understood 1441 01:18:26,097 --> 01:18:28,264 my mind as well as you do. 1442 01:18:29,187 --> 01:18:30,854 - What about Lester? 1443 01:18:31,999 --> 01:18:35,365 - I have to admit, at first the whole single mom thing 1444 01:18:35,365 --> 01:18:36,782 was a bit exotic. 1445 01:18:38,219 --> 01:18:40,969 But um, you make it worth trying. 1446 01:18:43,384 --> 01:18:45,391 And seriously, he's a great kid. 1447 01:18:45,391 --> 01:18:48,224 I mean you hardly know he's there. 1448 01:18:49,917 --> 01:18:51,589 - [Hubbard] So Michael, we're waiting for 1449 01:18:51,589 --> 01:18:53,125 a few words of wisdom. 1450 01:18:53,125 --> 01:18:53,958 - Yeah. 1451 01:18:55,092 --> 01:18:59,506 Let's face it, we're attracted, we're like minded, 1452 01:18:59,506 --> 01:19:00,550 and the job's over. 1453 01:19:00,550 --> 01:19:02,733 So, I can't think of one good reason 1454 01:19:02,733 --> 01:19:04,591 why we shouldn't be together. 1455 01:19:04,591 --> 01:19:05,424 Can you? 1456 01:19:05,424 --> 01:19:07,021 - [Halsford] I don't know, what the hell 1457 01:19:07,021 --> 01:19:09,604 am I up here talkin' to myself? 1458 01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:13,517 - [Michael] Duty calls. 1459 01:19:15,540 --> 01:19:19,211 - Congratulations. - Thank you very much. 1460 01:19:19,211 --> 01:19:21,454 Thank you, thank you very much. 1461 01:19:21,454 --> 01:19:23,174 It's very kind. 1462 01:19:23,174 --> 01:19:24,767 Well despite a few hiccups along the way. 1463 01:19:24,767 --> 01:19:26,023 - Okay, he just kissed you in public, 1464 01:19:26,023 --> 01:19:28,156 I think that's legally binding. 1465 01:19:28,156 --> 01:19:29,336 All right, you just got a promotion 1466 01:19:29,336 --> 01:19:31,171 and Mr. Pulitzer all within five minutes. 1467 01:19:31,171 --> 01:19:33,067 If I didn't love you, I'm telling you I would hate you. 1468 01:19:33,067 --> 01:19:35,150 - Yeah, everything is um, 1469 01:19:36,351 --> 01:19:37,778 perfect. 1470 01:19:37,778 --> 01:19:38,611 - What? 1471 01:19:38,611 --> 01:19:39,444 Look at me. 1472 01:19:39,444 --> 01:19:40,369 Why are there tears? 1473 01:19:40,369 --> 01:19:41,254 No, no, no. 1474 01:19:41,254 --> 01:19:42,860 No there should be no tears. 1475 01:19:42,860 --> 01:19:45,156 - Just hold Les, okay? 1476 01:19:45,156 --> 01:19:46,202 - Oh, here. 1477 01:19:46,202 --> 01:19:47,785 Hey, you hold this. 1478 01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:52,253 Frannie. 1479 01:19:53,166 --> 01:19:53,999 Frannie. 1480 01:19:55,130 --> 01:19:56,297 Hey, oh honey. 1481 01:19:59,340 --> 01:20:02,658 Oh baby please tell me those are tears of joy. 1482 01:20:02,658 --> 01:20:04,459 - 'Fraid not, no. 1483 01:20:04,459 --> 01:20:05,414 - Okay, talk to me. 1484 01:20:05,414 --> 01:20:06,892 What's going on? 1485 01:20:06,892 --> 01:20:10,669 - I'm kind of realizing that I probably made 1486 01:20:10,669 --> 01:20:13,550 the biggest mistake of my life. 1487 01:20:13,550 --> 01:20:14,483 - What? 1488 01:20:14,483 --> 01:20:17,157 - Do you remember how we used to go on 1489 01:20:17,157 --> 01:20:19,424 all those lousy dates and talk about how great 1490 01:20:19,424 --> 01:20:22,451 it would be to finally find the guy. 1491 01:20:22,451 --> 01:20:23,284 - Yeah. 1492 01:20:24,193 --> 01:20:25,860 - Well, I found him. 1493 01:20:27,739 --> 01:20:29,156 But I let him go. 1494 01:20:31,065 --> 01:20:32,989 - Okay, honey I'm not following you. 1495 01:20:32,989 --> 01:20:35,850 - Okay, you know that I've been dreaming 1496 01:20:35,850 --> 01:20:39,484 for the perfect guy since I was 16 years old. 1497 01:20:39,484 --> 01:20:43,651 And Michael is everything that I thought I wanted, 1498 01:20:48,149 --> 01:20:51,566 but Calvin is the one that I belong with. 1499 01:20:55,054 --> 01:20:56,304 - Are you sure? 1500 01:20:58,259 --> 01:21:01,214 Are you really, really sure? 1501 01:21:01,214 --> 01:21:02,304 - Mm-hmm. 1502 01:21:02,304 --> 01:21:04,334 - Well then honey, you've got to tell him. 1503 01:21:04,334 --> 01:21:06,456 - I can't tell him! 1504 01:21:06,456 --> 01:21:08,245 He's leaving on tour, he's going to Europe 1505 01:21:08,245 --> 01:21:10,370 and he's dating this blonde girl with thighs 1506 01:21:10,370 --> 01:21:12,227 like a 13 year old Russian athlete. 1507 01:21:12,227 --> 01:21:14,814 - Uh-uh, Kournikova doesn't get him, you've got dibs. 1508 01:21:14,814 --> 01:21:16,185 When's he leaving? 1509 01:21:16,185 --> 01:21:17,161 - Any minute now. 1510 01:21:17,161 --> 01:21:20,764 - What are we doing standing here? 1511 01:21:20,764 --> 01:21:21,597 - Marina. 1512 01:21:23,583 --> 01:21:24,837 - [Marina] Taxi! 1513 01:21:24,837 --> 01:21:26,418 Oh no, no, no. 1514 01:21:26,418 --> 01:21:27,818 - I can't get him on my cell phone. 1515 01:21:27,818 --> 01:21:29,081 - Okay, we're gonna' make a run for it 1516 01:21:29,081 --> 01:21:31,073 and take a shortcut through the park, let's go. 1517 01:21:31,073 --> 01:21:31,906 - Okay. 1518 01:21:33,107 --> 01:21:33,940 - Okay. 1519 01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:37,260 This is so exciting, I feel like Julia Roberts. 1520 01:21:37,260 --> 01:21:38,093 This way. 1521 01:21:39,086 --> 01:21:41,669 ("All I Want") 1522 01:21:42,878 --> 01:21:45,175 - Even if we catch him, what the hell am I supposed to say? 1523 01:21:45,175 --> 01:21:48,430 - Not a freakin' clue, more running, less talking. 1524 01:21:48,430 --> 01:21:50,517 Get out of the way, people! 1525 01:21:50,517 --> 01:21:53,122 Watch out people, we've got a woman in love coming through. 1526 01:21:53,122 --> 01:21:56,589 We've got a woman in love coming through! 1527 01:21:56,589 --> 01:21:57,573 - Excuse me! 1528 01:21:57,573 --> 01:22:00,094 - You go, you go, go. 1529 01:22:00,094 --> 01:22:01,011 Keep going! 1530 01:22:01,854 --> 01:22:03,092 Keep going! 1531 01:22:03,092 --> 01:22:04,552 - [Frannie] Move! 1532 01:22:04,552 --> 01:22:06,219 - [Marina] Go honey! 1533 01:22:08,897 --> 01:22:12,976 ♪ Looking back on all that trip to find ♪ 1534 01:22:12,976 --> 01:22:14,845 ♪ Summer days are missing you ♪ 1535 01:22:14,845 --> 01:22:16,012 - Move please! 1536 01:22:16,883 --> 01:22:20,922 ♪ And all I want is to see you ♪ 1537 01:22:20,922 --> 01:22:25,089 ♪ All I want is to see you tonight ♪ 1538 01:22:31,843 --> 01:22:36,843 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1539 01:22:39,975 --> 01:22:44,975 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1540 01:22:48,984 --> 01:22:56,737 ♪ And all I want is to see you ♪ 1541 01:23:05,176 --> 01:23:06,509 Where is Calvin? 1542 01:23:07,667 --> 01:23:10,584 - Just missed him in the first van. 1543 01:23:14,105 --> 01:23:16,835 - Maybe he's upstairs packing the amps. 1544 01:23:16,835 --> 01:23:18,215 - Think. 1545 01:23:18,215 --> 01:23:19,824 Just think! 1546 01:23:19,824 --> 01:23:21,309 - Upstairs, packing the amps. 1547 01:23:21,309 --> 01:23:23,226 - Thank you, thank you. 1548 01:23:27,875 --> 01:23:28,792 Okay, okay. 1549 01:23:30,434 --> 01:23:33,434 (breathing heavily) 1550 01:23:36,199 --> 01:23:37,724 Okay Lester, 1551 01:23:37,724 --> 01:23:40,604 I want you to remember this moment. 1552 01:23:40,604 --> 01:23:42,175 I want you tell your grandchildren 1553 01:23:42,175 --> 01:23:43,775 that your mother may not have been sane, 1554 01:23:43,775 --> 01:23:46,815 she may not have been perfect, 1555 01:23:46,815 --> 01:23:48,760 but she never gave up when it counted. 1556 01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:49,593 Calvin! 1557 01:23:53,022 --> 01:23:53,855 Cal? 1558 01:23:55,317 --> 01:23:56,150 Calvin! 1559 01:24:04,072 --> 01:24:05,739 Calvin Harver Putty! 1560 01:24:06,698 --> 01:24:07,938 Please, please, please, please, please, 1561 01:24:07,938 --> 01:24:10,198 please, please, please be up here. 1562 01:24:10,198 --> 01:24:11,031 Calvin? 1563 01:24:15,572 --> 01:24:16,838 Cal? 1564 01:24:16,838 --> 01:24:17,671 Calvin? 1565 01:24:38,664 --> 01:24:39,771 - Frannie? 1566 01:24:39,771 --> 01:24:40,604 - Cal? 1567 01:24:42,672 --> 01:24:45,255 - What are you guys doin' here? 1568 01:24:47,054 --> 01:24:48,182 I have to leave. 1569 01:24:48,182 --> 01:24:50,015 - Okay, look don't go. 1570 01:24:51,753 --> 01:24:53,068 Look I haven't thought this through 1571 01:24:53,068 --> 01:24:55,627 so just let me wing it. 1572 01:24:55,627 --> 01:24:57,794 Okay, I'm an idiot Calvin. 1573 01:24:59,102 --> 01:25:02,244 I always thought that I would fall in love at first sight, 1574 01:25:02,244 --> 01:25:04,487 but I guess I had to look at you twice 1575 01:25:04,487 --> 01:25:08,442 because you're not the guy I thought you'd be. 1576 01:25:08,442 --> 01:25:09,275 - Thanks. 1577 01:25:09,275 --> 01:25:12,121 - No, no that's a good thing 1578 01:25:12,121 --> 01:25:15,305 because I'm not who I thought I'd be. 1579 01:25:15,305 --> 01:25:16,138 - Go on. 1580 01:25:18,004 --> 01:25:18,837 - Okay. 1581 01:25:20,786 --> 01:25:24,703 The thing is, what I'm trying to say in essence 1582 01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:29,547 is that is that I love you, Cal. 1583 01:25:32,023 --> 01:25:33,745 And it's not just because of Lester, 1584 01:25:33,745 --> 01:25:37,329 it's because you hear a world that I'm deaf to. 1585 01:25:37,329 --> 01:25:41,496 That, that you loved our son before you even met him, 1586 01:25:42,385 --> 01:25:44,214 that you loved me even though I was 1587 01:25:44,214 --> 01:25:46,547 stupid and crazy and scared. 1588 01:25:49,505 --> 01:25:50,422 So I guess, 1589 01:25:52,642 --> 01:25:53,892 I guess now um, 1590 01:25:56,225 --> 01:25:57,475 the question is 1591 01:25:59,406 --> 01:26:01,323 can you take me back or 1592 01:26:03,801 --> 01:26:04,968 am I too late? 1593 01:26:07,697 --> 01:26:10,346 Because I know that I can be a lot to handle 1594 01:26:10,346 --> 01:26:12,393 and that I'm asking you to give up the blonde 1595 01:26:12,393 --> 01:26:17,245 prancing naked thigh girl for a life of diapers and chaos. 1596 01:26:17,245 --> 01:26:18,078 - Frannie. 1597 01:26:20,136 --> 01:26:22,136 She's dating my drummer. 1598 01:26:27,247 --> 01:26:29,664 Now, ask me a question again. 1599 01:26:35,839 --> 01:26:37,839 - Will you take me back? 1600 01:26:39,820 --> 01:26:42,153 - I never really let you go. 1601 01:26:43,980 --> 01:26:46,063 (laughs) 1602 01:26:53,962 --> 01:26:58,298 - Okay, so maybe I don't have the castle yet, 1603 01:26:58,298 --> 01:27:01,509 but I finally found my own happily ever after. 1604 01:27:01,509 --> 01:27:04,176 (Lester laughs) 1605 01:27:05,439 --> 01:27:07,022 Oh sweetie, Lester. 1606 01:27:10,778 --> 01:27:12,233 We all know the nursery rhyme, 1607 01:27:12,233 --> 01:27:15,171 first comes love, then comes baby. 1608 01:27:15,171 --> 01:27:19,206 Okay, so as usual I screwed it up and got it backwards. 1609 01:27:19,206 --> 01:27:22,298 But it doesn't really matter how it starts, 1610 01:27:22,298 --> 01:27:25,491 all that truly matters is how it ends. 1611 01:27:25,491 --> 01:27:29,158 Because the truth is happy endings do exist, 1612 01:27:30,566 --> 01:27:33,135 maybe not how we always expected them, 1613 01:27:33,135 --> 01:27:37,052 but that just makes it a thousand times better. 1614 01:27:38,535 --> 01:27:41,118 (upbeat music) 1615 01:28:00,432 --> 01:28:02,752 ♪ Today is the day ♪ 1616 01:28:02,752 --> 01:28:05,421 ♪ I'm starting to see ♪ 1617 01:28:05,421 --> 01:28:08,100 ♪ Just where I'm from ♪ 1618 01:28:08,100 --> 01:28:13,100 ♪ Where I want to be ♪ 1619 01:28:14,073 --> 01:28:18,764 ♪ I think I'll be okay with you ♪ 1620 01:28:18,764 --> 01:28:23,764 ♪ I know you feel the same way too ♪ 1621 01:28:24,152 --> 01:28:27,152 ♪ Here I am to stay ♪ 104761