All language subtitles for Justice League Unlimited - S01 E05 - This Little Piggy (720p)

[SIGHS]

Patience, princess.

Intergang moves
in mysterious ways.

Tell me about it.

What use could they possibly
have for the Rosetta stone?

We'll find out
soon enough.

And in the meantime...

I know, patience.

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Don't you ever wish
you were down there?

I'm down there
all I need to be.

Yes, but it's just
a job to you.

I'm talking about going
down there and having some fun.

Maybe...

Maybe with someone
special.

No. No dating
for the Batman.

It might cut
into your brooding time.

One, dating
within the team

always leads
to disaster.

Two, you're a princess from
a society of immortal warriors.

I'm a rich kid with issues.
Lots of issues.

And three, if my enemies knew
I had someone special,

they wouldn't rest until
they'd gotten to me through her.

Next.

[ALARM
RINGING]

There.

Saved by the bell.

Just a common thief.

What happened
to Intergang?

J'onn must have gotten
a bad tip.

It happens. I'll
take the crowbar.

Whatever you say.

[GASPS]

That trick always
went over big in Egypt.

Circe. Be careful.
She's...

Yeah, I've read
the Odyssey.

That it for you?

What are you
doing here, witch?

You were banished.

They needed more space
down below,

so they paroled me.

Of course, I had to promise

to leave your mommy
dearest alone

before they'd let me out.

Mother sent her
to the Pits of Tartarus.

Circe had a nasty habit

of turning innocent people
into animals.

I'm real good at it too.

So I've read. Let's not
give her another chance.

[BOTH GRUNT]

[GROANING]

I promised to leave your mother
alone, little princess,

but nobody said
anything about you.

Rest assured,
after I get done with you,

Hippolyta won't want you
for a daughter,

and your pointy-eared
boyfriend here

won't want you
for anything.

[GRUNTING]

My poor assistant.

He's fallen
all to pieces.

Let's see if I can help him
pull himself together.

Oops.
[CROWD LAUGHS]

CROWD:
Whoa.

[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

Thank you. You've been
a wonderful audience.

And for my final illusion,

I'd like to pull a rabbit
out of my hat.

[CROWD MURMURING]

Trust me. It isn't
as easy as everybody thinks.

[DRUMROLL]
Come on, Bugs.

Where are you?

[CROWD GASPING, SCREAMING]

Well, you're not
as furry,

but you're just as cute.

Cab ot lamron.

[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

Hm. A little slow
on the switch.

Gotta watch that.

What was it?
Some kind of hologram?

Or was it
the real thing?

It's called sorcery,
Bruce.

Usually, I play it straight,
but for the big closer,

I throw in
a little dazzle.

But enough
about my secrets.

What have you
been up to?

I haven't seen you
in so long.

Can we discuss that later?

Someone's in trouble.

Who? What kind
of trouble?

Well...

[GRUNTS]

Ew. Circe, huh?

It was all over the Mystic
Ethernet that she made parole.

I'll see what I can do.

ZATANNA:
Leks eeb nekorb.

[GRUNTS]

Anyad bokeb namu.

Well... I've given it
my best shots.

I guess my powers run a distant
second to those of a goddess.

We could call in one of
the other lead magicians.

Dr. Fate, maybe.
No.

I mean, let's keep this
between us.

But why? If there's
a chance to help Diana,

shouldn't we tell
everyone in the...?

Oh. Wait, wait.
You and her.

Are you two...?
Just good friends.

No. You and I
are just good friends.

There's something more
between you and Diana.

Well, maybe
there was.

Don't worry, Bruce. I'll find
a way out of this for her.

And you.

But I'm beginning to think
that only Circe

can turn our chubby friend here
back into Wonder Woman.

And Lord only knows
where she is right now.

["LULU'S BACK IN TOWN" PLAYING]

# Gotta get
Your own tuxedo pressed #

# Gotta sew a button
On your vest #

# 'Cause tonight
You've got to look your best #

# Lulu's back in town #

# Gotta get
A half a buck somewhere #

# Gotta shine your shoes
And slick your hair #

# Gotta get this guy
A boutonniere #

# Lulu's back in town #

# You can tell the mailman
Not to call #

# You ain't coming home
Until the fall #

# And you may not
Get back home at all #

# Lulu's back in town #

ZATANNA: Come on, Sid, are you gonna
sell me the chimera scale or not?

You know
the rules.

The elements of magic
always come at a price.

And I don't take
cash or plastic.

So, what do you want?

[PIG GRUNTS]
Hey, is that thing housebroken?

[SQUEALING, GRUNTING]

I'll take care of her.

Now about that final
ingredient

I need for my locator
spell...

It's all yours for
one silver good-luck fin.

Mid-Qing Dynasty,
if you please.

What? That is robbery!

What robbery? I'm giving
it to you at cost.

It's a total rip.

I could conjure it up
for nothing.

Try it.

Chimera scale is all

but impossible to get,

by magic or not.

I'm this dimension's
only supplier.

Okay. You win.

Surrup rippah.

Thank you.

[GRUNTING]

We'll be done here soon.

I call upon the spirits
of earth and air

to reveal our enemy
and make her whereabouts known.

This invocation works better
frontwards than backwards.

Whatever.

[SQUEALING]

Circe,
show yourself.

Well, that was
a lot of nothing.

Circe's pretty
powerful.

If she doesn't
want to be found,

there's not much
anyone can do.

Then what was the point
of all this?

Give me my coin back.

Sorry, kid. No refunds.

You slimy little...

Zatanna, she's gone.

Do not fear.

Hey!
[GASPS]

Whoa!

Well,
that's it.

From mudhole
to sty,

we've looked
everywhere.

Obviously we haven't,

because we haven't
found her yet.

Don't get snippy
with me.

How many other girls
would go

this far out of their way

for a cold, insensitive...

Yo, Bats.

[SCREAMS]

Relax.
He's one of us.

B'wana Beast.
How ya doing?

My legs are fine,

as is the rest of me.

Up here.

Whoa. She's got
the fire

of the cheetah in her.

[GROWLS]

Why are you doing
this to me?

Apart from being
an expert tracker,

he can communicate
with animals.

I called him in
to help search.

We're looking for a lost pig,
pink, about 60 pounds,

wearing two
silver bracelets.

Used to be
Wonder Woman.

Right on. I'll yank in
some of the other guys.

Let's keep
the circle small.

Very small.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

Soo-eee!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Excuse me, sir.
I'm looking for a pig.

Gladys. It's for you.

[GRUNTING]

[VEHICLE
APPROACHING]

[GRUNTS, SQUEALS]

[SQUEALING]

Yo, Wonder Pig!

Bat, Beast.

BEAST:
Got a fix on your girl.

Good work.

I'll have her ready
for pickup in...

[PIGS GRUNTING]

[PIGS GRUNTING]

Yeah, look, Bats. I think
I might have jumped the gun

when I said
I found the pig.

Keep looking.

Zatanna and I
are going after Circe.

How? The locator spell
didn't work.

It's time for
one of my tricks.

We need a snitch.

ZATANNA: Thank you for setting this up.

Please. Your League has
done much good in my name.

When you summoned me,
how could I refuse?

Here comes our stoolie.

Don't look
at her directly.

[SNAKES HISSING]

Medusa, you have
a chance

to earn leniency...

if you help
our visitors.

You were Circe's cellmate,
weren't you?

Sea girl and me

did some time together

back in the Pit
of Eternal Torment.

That's where they hang you
by your ankles,

and weasels come each night
to eat your fingers.

They grow back the next day,
but trust me,

it gets old
real quick.

Did she ever mention
Hippolyta?

Are you kidding?

"Hippolyta! Hippolyta!"

All the time Hippolyta.

"When I get my hands on her. "
Yadda yadda yadda.

That much we know.

We're wasting our time.

Wait.

Wait. Uh, there was
one other thing.

Circe was always saying
she wanted

to headline
at the amphitheater.

The amphitheater.

On Mykonos.

Duh.

It seems Circe
was wicked jealous

of her cousins,
the Sirens,

and swore she'd someday get
her turn on the bandstand.

Sophocles got
his start there.

Aristophanes.
All the big names.

You know those statues
at the entrance?

Mine.

Thank you,
Medusa.

And know that
you have earned

300 years
off your sentence.

Freedom in 4010.
Ring-a-ding-ding!

Uh. There's a small
service charge.

When you see Circe,

tell her I want
my curling iron back.

[SQUEALING]

Come on, guys.

Help me out here.

Newcomer, silver bracelets,

kind of stuck-up.

[SQUEALING]

Hey! Get back here!

[GRUNT, SCREAM]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

Gotcha!

[GRUNTING]

[SQUEALING]

That's it.

Soo-eee.

Here, piggy, piggy, piggy.

ZATANNA: Have to admit,
Medusa does good work.

BATMAN:
Too good.

[APPLAUSE]

Thank you, thank you.

You've all been so kind
to me tonight.

You know, my cousins,
the Sirens,

never thought I could sing.

Really.

They thought
they were all that

with their
charm-the-sailors routine.

But I'm showing them,
aren't I? Heh.

[POLITE APPLAUSE]

Oh, thank you.

I love you all!

Are there any requests?

ZATANNA:
Sege bukita atrice.

I'm not sure
I know that one.

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

Insolent trickster.

You dare to strike...?
Ow!

You dare to strike...?
Ow!

You dare to strike...?

[GRUNTS]

Quit it!

Oh, no.

[GRUNTS]

Well?

Defend your mistress.

[MEN GROANING]

[GROWLING]

[GRUNTING FIERCELY]

[SQUEALS FIERCELY]

[GRUNTS]

Here, piggy, piggy.

Soo-eee.

[SQUEALING]

[GUN COCKS]

Say good night,
pork chop.

[GUN COCKS]

[SQUEALING]

[GRUNTS]

Wow.
Loose meat.

[SQUEALING]
That'll do, pig.

Good job, boys.

Side of bacon
coming up.

[SAW BUZZING]

[GROWLING, ROARING]

[GROWLING]

Abate mot jake.

[SIGHS]

[GROWLS]

CIRCE: You're both beginning

to remind me of Sisyphus

after a hard day pushing
his boulder up a mountain.

But me, I could keep
this up all night.

Wait.

It seems that magic

always has a price.

And your point is?

What would I have to give

to make you lift
your spell on Diana?

Well, now you're getting
interesting.

I want something from you
that's very precious.

Something you've worked
very hard to conceal.

Something,
when gone,

you can never
regain.

Something
so shattering...

["AM I BLUE?" PLAYING]

# Am I blue?

# Am I blue?

# Ain't these tears #

# In my eyes tellin' you? #

# Am I blue?

# You'd be too #

# If each plan
That you had done fell through #

[SNIFFLES]

# There was a time

# I was
Your only one #

[SOBS]

# But now I'm the sad
And lonely one... #

Beautiful.

And you'll keep
your part of the bargain?

A deal's a deal.

He can stop now.

Not on your life.

# I should say...

[GRUNTS]

[MEN MURMURING INDISTINCTLY,
SCREAMING]

[PIGS SQUEALING]

Circe.

[CHEERING, WHISTLING, APPLAUSE]

[MUTTERING
EXCITEDLY]

Remember when Penguin tried
to kidnap that singer?

Ricky what's-his-name?

So?

I spent a month
on stakeout.

Must've heard that song
a hundred times.

Is there anything
you can't do?

There's one thing

I've never been very good at.

Saying "thank you. "

And, truthfully,
it's all

still pretty much
of a blur to me.

Did I miss anything?

Not really.

The important thing
is you're safe.

Yeah. Of course,

that's not
the only important thing.

[HUMMING
"AM I BLUE?"]

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