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Hawkgirl: Uh-huh. That's it. Right there.
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Green Lantern: No, it's not.
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I think I would know.
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Really?
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When did you ever tap into bank records?
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Do they even have banks on Thanagar?
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Back off. I know what I'm doing.
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Don't--
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What is it with you?
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Every time we're together, you're like this.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Yes, you do.
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[computer beeps]
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Batman, we've got the address.
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Man: And our demographics are
growing every week.
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More 18-to-30's, more kids,
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Even more old people,
for what that's worth. Ha ha.
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So, if you want to sell hamburgers and tacos,
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We're the ones who can--
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Uh!
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You sold airtime to something
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Called Gwynplaine Entertainment.
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What is this?
You can't just sneak in here and--
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You can't let them have it.
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Look, I don't care who you are.
You're not gonna--
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Gwynplaine Entertainment is the Joker.
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He goes on in 15 seconds.
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Cut the feed.
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Just do it! I'll explain later.
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[sighs]
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Oh, no.
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He must have bought time
on the other channels, too.
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Ah, ah, ah. Don't touch that remote.
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I know it's heartbreaking
to have your favorite shows preempted,
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But look what you're getting instead--
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Me and a whole truckload of mindless
violence and wanton property damage,
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Everything that makes TV great!
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So stay tuned. You won't believe your eyes.
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[theme music playing]
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Here's how we do this little tango.
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I've tucked away a great big time bomb
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Somewhere on the Vegas strip.
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Only the Justice League can stop it,
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Because if anyone else tries, I press this,
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And kablooie, no waiting.
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Now, I know you'll want to
see the big bomb hunt
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From the best possible angles, so...
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I've set up hundreds of
cameras all over town.
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The League won't be able to burp
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Without us looking in on them.
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And since every good suspense show
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Has to have a ticking clock, here's mine.
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Oh, what were you expecting from me,
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A round number?
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Ooh! Our very first remote is coming in.
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What's happening up there, cupcake?
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I've over the south end of the strip, Mr. J.,
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And it looks like word got out pretty quick.
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The people here are so scared
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They're even willing to go to Los Angeles.
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Harl, sorry to interrupt,
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But I see one of our stars
approaching the red carpet.
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And he's in black. Always chic.
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But here come the fashion disasters.
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I'm surprised their mommies
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Let them out of the house looking like that.
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While they stumble around
trying to find my bomb,
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Let's see how the local economy is doing.
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[crickets chirping]
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Oh, it looks a little slow.
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Ma'am? Ma'am! Aren't you scared?
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Of what? This thing's
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Got to pay off sooner or later.
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Man, I love this town!
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Now back to the boy in blue.
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Clueless, as usual.
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Wait a minute. Harley, are you getting this?
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Sure am, Mr. J.
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It's almost as if he can see it.
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See it? Oh, of course he can see it.
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He's got x-ray vision.
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Silly me.
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Big one.
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You were expecting anything less from the Joker?
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Oh, whoa is me...
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Or whoa would be me, except this is Vegas.
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So I've got a card or 2 up my sleeve.
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Watch.
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Looks like a binary setup,
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But I can't tell what chemicals he's--
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Uh!
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Joker: Ladies and gentlemen,
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Tonight's extra-special guest stars,
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Making their world debut--
the Royal Flush Gang.
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Jack...
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10...
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King...
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And, oh...
Queen.
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Grr!
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Aah!
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Joker: Oh, dear. It looks like they're not
going to stop the bomb after all--
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Wait! Him again. It's always him.
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Time for more of that mindless violence
I was talking about, kiddies.
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No fair! No fair!
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You're breaking an old man's heart, kids.
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Stand up to them, like I would...
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If I were there
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And if I had superpowers and--
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Oh, for Pete�s sake!
Go back there and beat on them!
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That's more like it.
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But I'll bet you folks at home
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Are wondering who these wild cards are.
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Let's go up-close and personal.
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The tale of the Royal Flush Gang
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Begins in the Arizona desert
at a secret facility
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Where 5 innocent children were taken
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After being snatched from their families
by the government.
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They promised to educate the kids,
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Give them a home,
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But they wanted something in return,
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Because, you see, each of these kids
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Was born with a mysterious power.
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10 feels no pain...
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Literally.
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And he's every bit as strong as Stupidman.
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King's a real ball of fire.
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Jack's just a flexible kind of guy.
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[bang]
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Very flexible.
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And queen has a magnetic personality.
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That just leaves Ace.
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Poor, lonely Ace.
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More on you later, my dear.
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The government said it was protecting them,
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But what it really wanted was
to make them into human weapons.
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And they would have gotten away with it, too,
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If not for me meddling with the kids.
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I made an arrangement with their headmaster.
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He seemed happy enough with it.
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[thud]
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And so did the kids.
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They were so grateful for their freedom,
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They've stuck to me like flypaper ever since.
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The playing-card thing was something
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I thought of off the top of my head.
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It made them into one big, happy family.
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The food's a lot better
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Since we signed on with the j-man.
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I like his style. Joker's a class act.
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Don't get me wrong.
These guys give good backup,
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But they don't call me king for nothing.
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A real genius, that one.
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I am the most powerful and...
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One of the most powerful.
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Why shouldn't I be in charge?
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Maybe I saw a bit of myself
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In their psychopathic little faces.
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How could I resist?
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Now let's see how Batman is doing.
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Will he defuse the bomb,
or will he be bat soup?
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[sighs]
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[beep]
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Gotcha!
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Batman: We've got trouble.
The bomb's a fake.
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Ooh, now it's getting good.
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Wouldn't you agree?
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So, we just let them go?
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Batman: For now.
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Our first priority is finding the real bomb.
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Just give me a second.
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Superman: There we go. Found it.
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No. Wait. There's another one.
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2 more.
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3.
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25.
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There are 25 bombs.
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Surprise!
This is where we change all the rules.
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There are 25 of my little party favors
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Hidden all over the strip,
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And they're set to go off in...
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Oh, dear. That's not a lot of time.
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And the last one's on
the main floor of the Sphinx hotel.
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Split up and take them out.
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Stay in communication. Let's move!
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Joker: Oh, thrilling, isn't it?
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The suspense is killing me.
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Of course,
it's going to be the explosions that kill them.
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First one's a dummy. I'm moving on.
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I was hoping someone would drown trying to disarm it.
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C'est la vie.
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The good news is it looks
like the bat is getting warm.
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Getting warm, I said.
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He's next to a volcano!
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[laughing]
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That's enough. Nobody likes a brown-nose.
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While there's a break in the action,
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Let's see who the oddsmakers favor.
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Smart money's all on your boy Jack, Mr. J.
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Batman has the edge in experience...
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And weight, I can't help noticing.
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I suspect he's indulging in
too many bat donuts.
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But Jack is younger,
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And he definitely has the longer reach.
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Running out of time, bats.
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I'll stop them.
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Wasn't talking about the bombs, old man.
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Tired, grandpa?
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[Batman groans]
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Much as I hate to miss
any of Batman's whuppin',
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Flash has found one of my party favors.
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Let's see if he's as stupid as he looks.
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This bites.
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You'd think the off switch
would have a label on it.
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Joker: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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The bomb's got a motion detector.
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If you try to move it, it'll blow.
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You have to defuse it
to take it out of play.
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No cheating.
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How do I know you're telling the truth?
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Maybe I'm lying.
Try me.
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[beeping]
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Batman, I've got a problem.
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You... don't... say.
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Uh!
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Flash: I found a bomb.
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You've got to talk me through disarming it.
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Ok, remove the lid.
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Already done.
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Don't jump ahead!
Do exactly as I say.
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I opened it before I called.
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Uh!
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Batman, you ok?
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Grasp the red metal collar with both hands.
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Pull it straight up.
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It's magnetized. Don't touch the sides,
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or it'll blow up the whole block.
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Done.
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Disconnect the following wires in--
aah!
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In precisely this order--
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Blue, yellow-and-black striped,
red, then black.
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Ok. What next?
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You're done. Find another one.
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I'm on it.
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Spoilsport.
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What do you say we catch up
to the big blue buffoon?
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[fighting]
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Out of my way.
You don't know what you're doing.
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Yeah, I do. I'm kicking Superman's butt.
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[beeping]
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While they duke it out,
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Let's go over to Amos Fortune's
casino and resort,
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Where Green Lantern has found another bomb.
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I can't believe he didn't suspect a trap.
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See what happens when you
don't watch enough television?
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Done yet?
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I haven't even started.
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Hey, Joan of Arc, you want to take me on?
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Shouldn't have done that.
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Why not put a force field around it
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And let it blow?
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I don't know if I can contain
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An explosion that size.
265
00:19:21,123 --> 00:19:22,588
Maybe you should let me defuse it.
266
00:19:22,656 --> 00:19:24,157
Maybe you should shut up!
267
00:19:24,225 --> 00:19:26,457
Whew! Is it just me,
268
00:19:26,525 --> 00:19:29,525
Or is there something going on
between those two?
269
00:19:29,592 --> 00:19:32,993
Will Green Lantern ever
admit to his feelings?
270
00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:36,027
Will Hawkgirl ever stop
sublimating her passions
271
00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:38,527
with that big honking mace?
272
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:41,496
Will true love conquer all?
273
00:19:41,564 --> 00:19:43,895
Not on my show.
274
00:19:43,963 --> 00:19:46,130
[beep]
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00:19:46,197 --> 00:19:47,263
Aah!
276
00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:56,432
John!
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00:19:57,305 --> 00:20:57,820
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