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(gasps) Wow. 5 00:00:19,791 --> 00:00:21,250 My god! 6 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:22,375 What the fuck? 7 00:00:22,458 --> 00:00:24,041 I didn't even see that comin'. 8 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:25,875 Kelli, you can't keep doing that the whole trip. 9 00:00:25,958 --> 00:00:27,250 I will drive us off a cliff. 10 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:28,541 It's my timeline, okay? 11 00:00:28,625 --> 00:00:30,375 It's a Groundhog's Day of fuckshit. 12 00:00:30,458 --> 00:00:32,125 Oof, have you seen Molly's page? 13 00:00:32,208 --> 00:00:34,041 Girl, she say she fine. 14 00:00:34,125 --> 00:00:35,666 But then, bitch, why you postin' 15 00:00:35,750 --> 00:00:37,041 all those selfies with just 16 00:00:37,125 --> 00:00:38,625 the corner of your face? (scoffs) 17 00:00:38,708 --> 00:00:40,291 Lookin' like a Picasso. 18 00:00:40,375 --> 00:00:41,541 It's been two months. 19 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:42,750 She's really goin' through it. 20 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:45,333 I do like her inspirational quotes, though. 21 00:00:45,416 --> 00:00:47,666 "Stars can't shine without darkness." 22 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:49,500 -That's not not deep. -Kelli: Right? 23 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:50,583 You know what, I get it 24 00:00:50,666 --> 00:00:52,125 because when I broke up with Qwantrell, 25 00:00:52,208 --> 00:00:53,583 I posted so many thirst traps, 26 00:00:53,666 --> 00:00:55,333 my DMs still ain't recovered. (giggles) 27 00:00:55,416 --> 00:00:57,208 They be filthy as hell. (giggles) 28 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:58,416 You know you could just delete 'em. 29 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:00,458 -I gotta respond. -You definitely don't. 30 00:01:00,541 --> 00:01:03,458 Then maybe I want to respond. (chuckles) 31 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:05,041 You know what? 32 00:01:05,125 --> 00:01:08,333 This weekend is supposed to be for us. 33 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:10,500 So, let's not talk about any mess. 34 00:01:10,583 --> 00:01:12,125 Let's not talk about Molly's mess, 35 00:01:12,208 --> 00:01:14,958 let's not talk about Issa's messy mess. 36 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:18,041 ♪ I don't mind ♪ 37 00:01:18,125 --> 00:01:19,416 ♪ That your soul's ...♪ 38 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:21,083 Tiffany: I just want us to have a good time. 39 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:22,875 ♪ Shaky ♪ 40 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:26,458 ♪ Anywhere you wanna go ♪ 41 00:01:26,541 --> 00:01:28,916 ♪ I'll follow ♪ 42 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 ♪ Anywhere you wanna go ♪ 43 00:01:31,083 --> 00:01:33,375 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 44 00:01:36,291 --> 00:01:39,166 Ah! So sorry! Wrong car. 45 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:40,791 I'll go find my driver. 46 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:42,458 -Do you know him? -Driver: Uh-uh. 47 00:01:42,541 --> 00:01:44,166 Oh, y'all don't mingle in the morning? 48 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:46,500 -Driver: No. -Okay, bye. 49 00:01:46,583 --> 00:01:47,791 Issa (shouts): Tamir? 50 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:49,875 Tamir? 51 00:01:49,958 --> 00:01:51,375 No? Somebody lyin'. 52 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:52,708 ("Still I Rise" by Kamaiyah playing) 53 00:01:52,791 --> 00:01:54,000 ♪ I go cuckoo ♪ 54 00:01:54,083 --> 00:01:55,458 ♪ Drippin' brazy, don't lie ♪ 55 00:01:55,541 --> 00:01:56,625 ♪ In that new-new ♪ 56 00:01:56,708 --> 00:01:58,041 ♪ Hustle one hundred straight nights ♪ 57 00:01:58,125 --> 00:01:59,458 ♪ To get a new coupe ♪ 58 00:01:59,541 --> 00:02:00,958 ♪ Leave messages on Shay line ♪ 59 00:02:01,041 --> 00:02:02,458 ♪ That's my boo-boo, mwah ♪ 60 00:02:02,541 --> 00:02:04,041 ♪ I enjoy loyalty, uh ♪ 61 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:05,541 ♪ 'Cause I'm royalty, uh ♪ 62 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:06,833 ♪ Baby spoil me, uh ♪ 63 00:02:06,916 --> 00:02:08,250 ♪ That mean more to me, uh ♪ 64 00:02:08,333 --> 00:02:10,041 ♪ Trat me like I'm special that's gon' gt you ♪ 65 00:02:10,125 --> 00:02:11,208 ♪ Foreign keys ♪ 66 00:02:11,291 --> 00:02:12,208 ♪ Diamonds on my neck ♪ 67 00:02:12,291 --> 00:02:13,208 ♪ Prolly cost a quarter ki' ♪ 68 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:14,916 ♪ Don't make no sense-sense ♪ 69 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,166 ♪ How they glis'-glis' ♪ 70 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:18,041 ♪ I'm a big deal, these bitches throwin' ♪ 71 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:19,041 Booth Attendant: Uh, Carter? 72 00:02:19,125 --> 00:02:20,708 And here you go. 73 00:02:20,791 --> 00:02:21,791 Tiffany: That's me. 74 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,000 -Enjoy your weekend. -Thank you. 75 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:25,208 Hey, look who it is! 76 00:02:25,291 --> 00:02:27,250 It's people I see all the time. (laughs) 77 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:28,125 Hey. 78 00:02:28,208 --> 00:02:29,166 Issa: Good to see you. 79 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,375 -Hi, girl! -Hey, girl. 80 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:33,125 -Hey! -Hey. 81 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:36,625 Look at you, fresh off the plane, 82 00:02:36,708 --> 00:02:37,583 stuntin'! 83 00:02:37,666 --> 00:02:38,416 (laughing) 84 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:39,916 And you're twinning. 85 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,916 Oh, yeah! 86 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,791 I usually sleep in this. 87 00:02:43,875 --> 00:02:46,416 Oh, gah, I don't. 88 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,791 Ugh, I hated this nigga. 89 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:52,166 -Aww, I loved this nigga. -I did. 90 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:53,750 No real feelin's about this nigga. 91 00:02:53,833 --> 00:02:55,250 Um, when y'all checked in, 92 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:56,416 did y'all get a name tag? 93 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:57,750 'Cause that smiley bitch over there 94 00:02:57,833 --> 00:02:58,750 sayin' I'm not registered, 95 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:00,083 and she had to make me one. 96 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:02,666 Well, I got one because I am a panelist, 97 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,333 so... big things! 98 00:03:04,416 --> 00:03:06,583 Y'all, not only did they flew me out, 99 00:03:06,666 --> 00:03:08,250 but they got me a handler, too. 100 00:03:08,333 --> 00:03:10,750 This is super official. Am I official enough? 101 00:03:10,833 --> 00:03:12,291 Uh, yeah you are. 102 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:13,583 Oh, I'm sorry. Did someone say, 103 00:03:13,666 --> 00:03:15,250 -"The BLOCC"? -Ah! Me! 104 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:17,625 (laughing) What does it stand for again? 105 00:03:17,708 --> 00:03:19,375 Oh, just "Black Life. 106 00:03:19,458 --> 00:03:21,666 Opportunities. And Cultural..." 107 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:22,666 Um. (laughs) 108 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:24,458 I had went back and forth on the C's, 109 00:03:24,541 --> 00:03:27,541 but I, uh, landed on, um-- 110 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:29,583 Actually, I forget. Uh, lemme just look it up. 111 00:03:29,666 --> 00:03:31,291 Anticipation. I love it! 112 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:32,291 Connection! 113 00:03:32,375 --> 00:03:33,625 Black Life, Opportunities, 114 00:03:33,708 --> 00:03:35,250 Culture, and Connection. 115 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:36,833 We new, but we out here. 116 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:38,083 I'm gonna learn it. 117 00:03:38,166 --> 00:03:39,458 Well, as a Black that loves connection, 118 00:03:39,541 --> 00:03:41,125 I feel covered. 119 00:03:41,208 --> 00:03:41,958 Are y'all good? 120 00:03:42,041 --> 00:03:42,833 -I stay good. -Yeah. 121 00:03:42,916 --> 00:03:44,125 -Tiffany: Shall we? -Mm-hm. 122 00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:45,416 -Yeah. -Molly: Yeah, look at us. 123 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,458 Lookin' like a diversity brochure. 124 00:03:47,541 --> 00:03:48,500 (laughing) 125 00:03:48,583 --> 00:03:50,833 Molly: It feels so good to be back. 126 00:03:50,916 --> 00:03:52,083 Ya know, Dr. Rhonda says that this is 127 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:53,375 a really good opportunity 128 00:03:53,458 --> 00:03:54,583 for me to disconnect, 129 00:03:54,666 --> 00:03:57,041 and stay in the moment. 130 00:03:57,125 --> 00:03:59,750 I don't know that I know how to do that, but I'm gon' try. 131 00:03:59,833 --> 00:04:02,083 I'm glad you're tryin', girl. 132 00:04:02,166 --> 00:04:03,916 Oh, shit. Is that Jordanna? 133 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,041 Kelli: Did she have another kid? 134 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:06,625 Tiffany: She brought all her kids. 135 00:04:06,708 --> 00:04:08,916 -Should we have brought Simone? -Think we did it right, babe. 136 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,791 This weekend is for us, remember? 137 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,333 -(sighs) -Derek: Oh, 138 00:04:12,416 --> 00:04:13,708 -shit! -Hold up. 139 00:04:13,791 --> 00:04:15,208 Is that Kelli? 140 00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:16,250 (Derek laughs) 141 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:18,166 What the fuck? 142 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,333 They killed me! 143 00:04:21,416 --> 00:04:24,958 Oh, is that why they asked me to say a few words? 144 00:04:25,041 --> 00:04:28,333 "Kelli will always be Kelli. Laughs." 145 00:04:28,416 --> 00:04:29,875 Why'd they put my laugh in there? 146 00:04:29,958 --> 00:04:32,666 I mean, I did laugh, but that's 'cause, 147 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:33,875 you do be you. 148 00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:35,583 (all laughing) 149 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:36,875 I do. 150 00:04:36,958 --> 00:04:38,583 Oh, shit. 151 00:04:38,666 --> 00:04:41,458 Maybe it's a good time to get up off the grid. 152 00:04:41,541 --> 00:04:43,125 'Cause I do have some other identities 153 00:04:43,208 --> 00:04:44,791 I've been meaning to try out. 154 00:04:44,875 --> 00:04:46,625 -What's the first one? -French. 155 00:04:46,708 --> 00:04:47,583 -Okay. -Okay. 156 00:04:47,666 --> 00:04:48,958 Kelli: (French accent) Uh-huh-huh. 157 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:50,958 Is-is that-- is that an identity, 158 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,500 or is that a language? 159 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:53,875 Kelli: Shut the fuck up! 160 00:04:53,958 --> 00:04:55,708 ("HOT PINK" by AG Club playing) 161 00:04:55,791 --> 00:04:56,750 ♪ Think we on the top now ♪ 162 00:04:56,833 --> 00:04:58,583 ♪ Go and check your intel ♪ 163 00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:00,708 ♪ Last year almost a disaster ♪ 164 00:05:01,291 --> 00:05:02,375 Hey! 165 00:05:02,458 --> 00:05:03,750 Issa, we can all tell who 166 00:05:03,833 --> 00:05:04,708 you can't remember 167 00:05:04,791 --> 00:05:06,166 by the tone of your "Hey." 168 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:07,208 Is it that obvious? 169 00:05:07,291 --> 00:05:09,291 -Hey. -(high-pitched): Hey! 170 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,875 Real smooth, girl. 171 00:05:11,958 --> 00:05:15,125 How are you? It's so good to see you. 172 00:05:15,208 --> 00:05:17,666 It's been so long, right? 173 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,875 Molly: Hey, when you and Tiff had your issues, 174 00:05:19,958 --> 00:05:22,500 how long did it take for you guys to get back-back? 175 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:24,833 Oh, god. We were fake-back before we were back-back. 176 00:05:24,916 --> 00:05:28,500 I mean, child, the jokes I laughed at that weren't even funny. Whew. 177 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:30,500 Tiff do be strugglin' with them punchlines. 178 00:05:30,583 --> 00:05:32,000 Just don't force it, you know? 179 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:33,333 It'll happen when it happens. 180 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:35,083 Just keep bein' there for her. 181 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:36,541 Like what does she need right now? 182 00:05:36,625 --> 00:05:38,083 What makes her scared? 183 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:39,375 What makes her hair grow? 184 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:41,000 Is she a night walker, or is she a night talker? 185 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:43,083 Do she still got both her big toes? 186 00:05:43,166 --> 00:05:44,250 'Cause I ain't never seen 'em, 187 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:46,500 but I never look. The point is... 188 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:48,291 just give it time. 189 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:51,166 Thanks. This was, um, 190 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:52,916 worse. 191 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,916 -Derek: Bye, Bebe. -Okay, girl. 192 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,125 I will never forget Bebe grindin' up on Derek 193 00:05:57,208 --> 00:05:58,833 during Full Moon on the Quad. 194 00:05:58,916 --> 00:06:00,958 Whispering Mystikal lyrics in his ear. 195 00:06:01,041 --> 00:06:02,541 That was before we were official. 196 00:06:02,625 --> 00:06:05,208 Nah, everyone knew since day one y'all were a couple. 197 00:06:05,291 --> 00:06:07,583 Everyone except thirsty-ass Bebe, apparently. 198 00:06:07,666 --> 00:06:09,666 (laughs) Whoever she is. 199 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:11,000 She was thirsty. 200 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:12,666 Parched. 201 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:14,083 Like a shriveled-up prune. 202 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,750 Ha, ha! Prune! 203 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:18,916 -(whispers): It's a lifelong journey, girl. -Mm-hm. 204 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,625 C'mon, you never had to worry about anyone else. 205 00:06:21,708 --> 00:06:23,125 I mean, after our first date, 206 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:25,291 I carved our names into a damn tree. 207 00:06:25,375 --> 00:06:28,083 Um, what tree? No, you did not. 208 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:29,375 Wow, you don't remember. 209 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:31,750 (scoffs) I'mma find that tree. 210 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:33,833 It was a big ole tree, too. 211 00:06:33,916 --> 00:06:35,833 Hey! Aw, fuck. 212 00:06:35,916 --> 00:06:37,708 ("Blow the Whistle" by Too $hort playing) 213 00:06:37,791 --> 00:06:39,208 ♪ I go on and on ♪ 214 00:06:39,291 --> 00:06:42,208 ♪ Can't understand how I last so long ♪ 215 00:06:42,291 --> 00:06:43,875 ♪ I must have super powers ♪ 216 00:06:43,958 --> 00:06:46,958 ♪ Rap 225 thousand hours ♪ 217 00:06:47,041 --> 00:06:49,416 -♪ What's my favorite word? ♪ -♪ Bitch ♪ 218 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:51,208 ♪ Why they gotta say it like $hort? ♪ 219 00:06:51,291 --> 00:06:53,375 -♪ Bitch ♪ -♪ You know they can't play on my court ♪ 220 00:06:53,458 --> 00:06:54,750 ♪ Can't hang with the big dogs ♪ 221 00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:57,083 ♪ Stay on the porch, blow the whistle ♪ 222 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:58,333 (playing melody on flute) 223 00:06:58,416 --> 00:06:59,541 ♪ Blow the whistle ♪ 224 00:06:59,625 --> 00:07:00,750 (playing melody on flute) 225 00:07:00,833 --> 00:07:02,000 ♪ Blow the whistle ♪ 226 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:04,791 Wow. Okay, Stanford. 227 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:06,000 It's so much smaller. 228 00:07:06,083 --> 00:07:07,958 Wait a minute. Ain't that Cheyenne? 229 00:07:08,041 --> 00:07:09,666 Get it! Ah. Ah. 230 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:10,666 Tiffany: It sure is. 231 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:13,125 Mmm, she was too crazy for me. 232 00:07:13,208 --> 00:07:14,666 What was the name of y'all little rap group? 233 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:17,166 -(gasps) Trap Habit! -Trap Habit! Aye! 234 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:18,333 (laughing) 235 00:07:18,416 --> 00:07:20,208 Ain't never seen the trap. 236 00:07:20,291 --> 00:07:21,416 But I had a cousin. 237 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,291 Didn't y'all have a falling out? 238 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:26,125 Uh-huh. I mean, if we did, it was probably over somethin' stupid. 239 00:07:26,208 --> 00:07:28,125 Yeah. (gasps) No, wait, y'all. 240 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:31,375 She left early to go dance on tour with Ciara. 241 00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:33,125 -That's right! -Yes. 242 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:34,583 -We should go say "hi." -Okay. 243 00:07:34,666 --> 00:07:36,291 Y'all got that. I'mma go mingle. 244 00:07:36,375 --> 00:07:37,875 -All right. -All right. 245 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,166 Ahh! 246 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:42,791 (squealing) 247 00:07:44,583 --> 00:07:45,583 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 248 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,250 (rapping) ♪ Trappin' niggas is a habit ♪ 249 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:48,708 -♪ Leave 'em with the baby ♪ -All right. 250 00:07:48,791 --> 00:07:51,000 All: ♪ Tell his momma she can have it ♪ 251 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:53,166 ♪ Yeah, yeah, drop that baby off ♪ 252 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:56,708 Both: ♪ Drop that baby off, drop that baby off, drop that baby off ♪ 253 00:07:56,791 --> 00:07:58,541 -Drop it. Drop it. Drop it. -Oh! 254 00:07:58,625 --> 00:08:00,708 (cheering) 255 00:08:00,791 --> 00:08:02,916 (laughing) 256 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,333 Oh my god! 257 00:08:04,416 --> 00:08:07,541 (greeting each other) 258 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:09,500 -How the fuck you been? -Still in the Bay. 259 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:10,791 -Okay. -Still killin' it. 260 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:13,166 -Okay. -Just did a video with Saweetie. 261 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:14,166 Molly: What?! 262 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:16,958 I love her. She be eatin' good. 263 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:18,291 Ain't shit changed, bitch?! 264 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:20,291 (laughing) 265 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,083 Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. 266 00:08:22,166 --> 00:08:23,916 They thought you was dead, too? 267 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,958 Girl, no. I snuck in this place. 268 00:08:26,041 --> 00:08:27,750 Y'all know me. I ain't about to pay 269 00:08:27,833 --> 00:08:28,958 for none of this shit. 270 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:30,583 -A motherfuckin' G. -That's right. 271 00:08:30,666 --> 00:08:32,083 (laughing) 272 00:08:32,166 --> 00:08:33,250 Hold on, Kelli. 273 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:35,375 But do you still got it, though. 274 00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:37,125 Do you still got it? 275 00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:39,750 I think you mean, do I still... 276 00:08:39,833 --> 00:08:41,500 -got it! -(cheering) 277 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:42,833 (laughing) 278 00:08:42,916 --> 00:08:44,958 I see you. 279 00:08:45,041 --> 00:08:46,583 I love this bitch! 280 00:08:46,666 --> 00:08:48,125 Yes! 281 00:08:48,208 --> 00:08:50,708 I love her too, but I can't kick. 282 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,333 I'mma go get in the drink line. 283 00:08:52,416 --> 00:08:54,208 Okay. (laughs) 284 00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:56,000 Molly: No one even showed up because y'all said 285 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:57,125 it started at bedtime, 286 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:58,791 and then they got busted. 287 00:08:58,875 --> 00:08:59,791 (laughing) 288 00:08:59,875 --> 00:09:02,125 Yo, man, we got clowned for that. 289 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,791 We should've left the pajama parties to the Omegas. 290 00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:05,916 Uh-uh. The Omega pajama parties 291 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,208 always smelt like ass. 292 00:09:07,291 --> 00:09:08,791 Them dudes stunk. It was like walking 293 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:10,125 dead into a bootyhole. 294 00:09:10,208 --> 00:09:12,958 -Molly: Right? -Ass-crack smellin'-ass niggas. 295 00:09:13,041 --> 00:09:15,250 Strollin' all hard, stankin'. They're like... 296 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:16,625 -Ahh! -(laughing) 297 00:09:16,708 --> 00:09:17,750 Ain't nobody want that. 298 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:19,916 (laughing) 299 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,291 Uh, well, this was fun. 300 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:24,166 Omari's divorced now. 301 00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:26,500 Bye, guys. 302 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:30,125 What-- What the fuck was that? 303 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:32,125 They've been plannin' to leave us alone for a minute. 304 00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:35,875 I guess they don't want you to let me get away again. 305 00:09:35,958 --> 00:09:38,125 I'm sorry. Let-- let you get away again? 306 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:39,833 -Mm-hm. -What I remember is that 307 00:09:39,916 --> 00:09:41,583 we were friends with benefits, and I was the only one 308 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:43,250 -providing the benefits. -Oh, c'mon. 309 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,833 I like to think I provided some benefits, too. 310 00:09:45,916 --> 00:09:47,500 You know what? You did. 311 00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:50,166 Your twin mattress, and dates in the dining hall. 312 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:52,208 (laughs) I was broke back then. 313 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:55,166 And there's a lot of stuff we still don't know about each other. 314 00:09:55,916 --> 00:09:56,916 Oh, really? 315 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,500 -Yeah. -Like what? 316 00:09:58,583 --> 00:10:00,041 I have a king mattress now. 317 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:02,000 (laughs) 318 00:10:02,083 --> 00:10:03,333 -Guest 1: We'll miss you, Ron. -Guest 2: They should name 319 00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:04,875 a building after him. 320 00:10:04,958 --> 00:10:06,333 He was fine. 321 00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:09,291 Sorry you dead, white lady. 322 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:11,208 (somber music playing) 323 00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:14,583 What the fuck? 324 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,958 "She had the best stanky leg." 325 00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:20,250 And "always carried a purse." 326 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:22,208 Who would remember that and why? 327 00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:25,125 This one goes out to Kelli Prenny! 328 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,958 (cheering) 329 00:10:27,041 --> 00:10:29,416 ("Stanky Legg" by GS Boyz playing) 330 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,541 Aw, shit. We stankin'? 331 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:33,583 Yup. 332 00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:35,458 ♪ ♪ 333 00:10:35,541 --> 00:10:36,708 ♪ Do da stanky legg ♪ 334 00:10:36,791 --> 00:10:38,208 I'm so much more than this. 335 00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:41,125 ♪ Do da stanky legg when I hit da dance floor ♪ 336 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,500 Come on, untie your leg! Work! 337 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:44,833 Do the stanky leg. 338 00:10:44,916 --> 00:10:47,375 ♪ Do da stanky legg when I hit da dance floor ♪ 339 00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:51,875 ♪ ♪ 340 00:10:56,916 --> 00:10:58,041 College Issa: Issa? 341 00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,333 Is that me? 342 00:10:59,416 --> 00:11:01,500 Oh, shit. Throwback me? 343 00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:03,416 I forgot how cute I looked with twists. 344 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,875 No, but this new look is workin' for us, too. 345 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,291 You like this? 346 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,708 Yo, we got our braces off? 347 00:11:08,791 --> 00:11:11,958 Let me see them teeth. 348 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:13,583 -Ah! -Let me see them teeth. 349 00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:15,083 -Ah! -Show me how you eat. 350 00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:16,208 -Ah! -(laughing) 351 00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:17,333 Both: We stupid. 352 00:11:17,416 --> 00:11:18,666 -Both: So, what are you-- -Oh... 353 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:19,583 Both: No, you go 'head. 354 00:11:19,666 --> 00:11:21,208 (stammering) 355 00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:22,583 So, what are you doing here? 356 00:11:22,666 --> 00:11:24,208 No, uh, it's our 10-year reunion, 357 00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:26,708 and Stanford asked me to speak on a panel. 358 00:11:26,791 --> 00:11:29,000 I knew we'd be a big deal. 359 00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:31,541 Yes! Okay, so what else? 360 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:33,541 Did we meet T-Pain yet? 361 00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:37,000 Nappy Boy, ooh-wee! Them locks. Mm! 362 00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:39,375 No, girl. But we still got time, 363 00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:42,375 and he is still fine, okay? 364 00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:44,166 Well, do we have any man? 365 00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:47,625 Girl, it's complicated. 366 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,875 Oh, like the Facebook status? 367 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,708 Okay, well, I know you're a big-time lawyer now. 368 00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:54,666 Did you and Molly start a firm together? 369 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:57,083 No, I never really wanted to be a lawyer. 370 00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:58,541 -You know this. -I know this. 371 00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:01,708 Well, as long as you and Molly still gully, fa-shizzle. 372 00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:05,041 Yeah, we're in a good place. We're bein' good to each other. 373 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:05,916 Mmm. 374 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,166 No, I, I actually started, uh, 375 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:09,458 my own company. 376 00:12:09,541 --> 00:12:10,791 I see you CEO! 377 00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:12,916 Right?! It's called The BLOCC. 378 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,958 Black Life, Opportunity... 379 00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:18,208 Com-- fuck! 380 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:19,916 Maybe I should write it on my hand. 381 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,416 -You'll get it. -I'll get it. 382 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,833 Okay, well, lemme see what them abs talkin' 'bout. 383 00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:26,208 I see you, crop top. 384 00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:28,458 -(bangs) -Ooh, sorry. 385 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,750 What you think? 386 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,750 Aw, man. Where did I go wrong? 387 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,125 Shut up. Look at you. 388 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:37,000 Jamel's cheatin' on you. 389 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,375 -He is? -(knocks at door) 390 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,125 Kelli: Issa, we goin' to eat. You hungry? 391 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,333 Uh, yeah, I'll be there in a minute. 392 00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:43,333 -Aye. -Hm? 393 00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:44,333 Photos on a app. 394 00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:46,791 Invent that shit. Call it Issa-gram. 395 00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,166 Okay. Yeah. 396 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:51,208 -(door shuts) -What's a app? 397 00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:54,541 ♪ ♪ 398 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,458 (applause) 399 00:12:57,541 --> 00:13:00,000 Yeah, because being your own boss can be draining. 400 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,375 Anytime I was feelin' down, 401 00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:03,583 I would just remind myself, ya know, 402 00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:05,250 "Damn right I like the life I live, 403 00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:06,416 "'cause I went from negative... 404 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,083 -...to positive." -Audience: Positive. 405 00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:10,125 -(laughing) -(applause) 406 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,166 -This nigga gets it. -Mm. 407 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,458 That is excellent. Uh, we have 408 00:13:14,541 --> 00:13:16,375 a follow-up question for Issa Dee: 409 00:13:16,458 --> 00:13:17,916 What's the biggest lesson you've learned 410 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,541 on your journey to launch The BLO-CC? 411 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:23,875 (laughs) Uh, probably, that I 412 00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:26,875 blew it with the logo. 413 00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:30,125 'Cause it's not the BLO-CC. It's The BLOCC. 414 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,791 (Issa laughs) 415 00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:37,083 No, but I learned 416 00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:38,458 to be authentic 417 00:13:38,541 --> 00:13:40,500 in merging 418 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,375 your ideas with your passions. 419 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:43,958 I have so much pride in my city, 420 00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:46,291 and that's what drives me. 421 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:54,416 (sings) ♪ To live and die in L.A. ♪ 422 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,958 ♪ The place to be ♪ 423 00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:58,333 (microphone feedback) 424 00:13:58,416 --> 00:14:00,041 (softly): Oh, y'all ain't got love' for Pac? 425 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:02,333 -Let it be known then. -(scattered applause) 426 00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:04,083 -Woo! -Yeah! 427 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:07,500 Tupac Shakur. Poet Laureate of our hip-hop times. 428 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:09,583 Nadia, same question. 429 00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,375 Okay. Well, first off, 430 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,375 what a beautiful singing voice, Issa. 431 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:14,583 (softly): Thank you. 432 00:14:14,666 --> 00:14:16,250 But I would probably say that 433 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,208 the biggest lesson I've learned is 434 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,375 you have to believe 435 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:20,541 and invest in yourself, 436 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:21,875 because people are investing in you 437 00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:24,208 just as much as they're investing in your company. 438 00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:26,041 (applause) 439 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,166 That's good. 440 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:28,750 I mean, come on. That was excellent. 441 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,458 That was excellent. 442 00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:32,208 And for our final question: 443 00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:34,958 uh, entrepreneurship can be full of ups and downs. 444 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:38,666 At what point did you each start to feel a sense of stability? 445 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:42,125 You know, when did you know that you were on the right path? 446 00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:43,791 Justin: Hm, I don't know, um, 447 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:47,375 I mean, probably when I got my first round of funding, yeah. 448 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,458 Uh, for me, 449 00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:53,500 it would definitely be when, um, 450 00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:56,833 people started slidin' in my DMs asking me for career advice. 451 00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:59,750 You know, I remember when I finally quit my tutoring job. 452 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,750 I've never felt that much joy. 453 00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,666 (audience murmuring agreement) 454 00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:09,208 Uh, the right path, um... 455 00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:15,958 I don't know that I'm on the right path. 456 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,750 To be honest, there's-- 457 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:21,375 there's no way to be sure you've made the right choice. 458 00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:26,666 Maybe I'll wake up tomorrow, and... 459 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:29,375 realize that I've wasted all my time. 460 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:33,666 And that's time I can't... 461 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,375 really get back. 462 00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:40,500 Moderator: Wow. 463 00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:42,208 I'm glad I have a 9-to-5. 464 00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:43,875 (laughing) 465 00:15:43,958 --> 00:15:46,083 Well, look, this has been so inspiring, 466 00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:48,791 especially with everything going on in the world right now. 467 00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:50,958 Am I right? I am right. 468 00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:52,916 Now let's open it up to some Q&A. 469 00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:56,791 -Yes, you. -(friends cheering) 470 00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:58,000 You did it! 471 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,583 Gimme your autograph. 472 00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:01,708 -(laughing) -There she is! 473 00:16:01,791 --> 00:16:04,333 Hey, y'all. I'm so glad I did that. 474 00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:05,625 First panel of many. 475 00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:07,125 You live and you learn. 476 00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:08,500 And I am learning. 477 00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,375 (laughs) And livin'. 478 00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:11,958 Kelli: That's better than my dead ass. 479 00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:14,833 Speaking of, I'm gonna go ahead and go to the band reunion. 480 00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:16,916 They probably put together a beautiful tribute. 481 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,916 -(laughing) -You know, drums, 482 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,291 horns, 483 00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:21,625 flutes, 484 00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:23,125 oboes, coronets-- 485 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,416 Are we gonna do all the instruments? 486 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,000 Yes, bitch! Toot-toot. 487 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:28,416 (sighs) Well, me and Derek will meet y'all after the AKA thing. 488 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,750 -Molly, you comin'? -Um... 489 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,166 Yeah, I think I'm just gonna keep it low-key. 490 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,666 Issa, you wanna just chill? 491 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:39,666 Can we chill with drinks? 492 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,125 Absolutely. 493 00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:45,166 ♪ 494 00:16:58,416 --> 00:16:59,458 (clanks) 495 00:17:00,958 --> 00:17:02,166 You think they saw us? 496 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,708 If they did, I'm gonna claim their class. 497 00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:06,666 Black don't crack. They don't know. 498 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,333 -(phone dings) -Molly: Mm. 499 00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:18,750 It's Omari. He been textin'. 500 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:22,250 Oh, he tryna reapply for that fuck buddy scholarship? 501 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,916 Girl, I don't even know. 502 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,791 But he just got divorced. 503 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,958 What does he even want? 504 00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:29,291 And why did he get divorced? 505 00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:31,375 Did he fuck it up? Did she? 506 00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:36,083 See? There I go. (chuckles) 507 00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:38,375 Legit was not thinkin' about him yesterday. 508 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,666 I'm supposed to be 509 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,333 focused on myself, and just... 510 00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:43,375 worried about the present. 511 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:47,083 The present. 512 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,708 No time like the... 513 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,250 You know what? 514 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:55,750 What I need to do is just stop overanalyzing. 515 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,125 Like always. 516 00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,958 After everything with Andrew, I've just been so... 517 00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:02,291 in my head. 518 00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:09,208 Wish I could've been like you on that panel. 519 00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:11,750 -Oh, no. -Oh, you kept it real. 520 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:12,708 For better or for worse. 521 00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:15,666 Yeah, I kept it a little too real. 522 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,833 Nah, girl. It was inspiring. 523 00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:19,833 I should've been takin' notes. 524 00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:34,208 ♪ ♪ 525 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,541 Aw, the Marguerite. 526 00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:40,416 Remember our first trip off campus? 527 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,458 (chuckles) Yeah. 528 00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:42,750 And them dumb-ass, stupid-ass, 529 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:45,041 white-ass parents asked if we were athletes. 530 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,625 Then you cussed them the fuck out. 531 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:47,750 Sure did. 532 00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:49,333 That's when I knew. 533 00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:51,375 I was like, "I wanna be friends with this girl. 534 00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:53,208 She cusses so eloquently." 535 00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:56,250 Ha! Yeah, that was before I learned to white-whisper. 536 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,666 (laughs) 537 00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,083 All that confidence, boy. 538 00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:02,000 Freshman year, we thought we had it all figured out. 539 00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:05,125 (chuckles) We thought. 540 00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:07,625 I mean, even with this panel today, I thought-- 541 00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:11,750 I thought it was gonna make me feel like somebody. 542 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:13,916 Like I was somewhere. 543 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,250 But all it did was remind me of where I'm not. 544 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:17,291 (scoffs) 545 00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,041 Sittin' up there with the Michelle of Water, 546 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,500 and the Barack of Coke. 547 00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:23,250 Girl, you had a whole company. 548 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,500 Barely! 549 00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:28,166 I'm still out here plumbin' toilets. 550 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,750 I'm in my 30s, startin' a new career, 551 00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:34,000 still managin' dusty-ass apartments 552 00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:35,708 that somebody else owns. 553 00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:38,458 Everything's out of my control. 554 00:19:38,541 --> 00:19:41,208 Shit at home, in my relationship, 555 00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:42,333 even with Lyft. 556 00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:44,291 I don't control where I go. 557 00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:46,875 Bitch, no, I don't wanna take you and your friends to Palm Springs. 558 00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:49,208 It's Tuesday! 559 00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:50,666 Have you had somethin' to eat today? 560 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:51,833 No! 561 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,333 Mmm! 562 00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:58,583 (mumbles) That is so good. 563 00:19:58,666 --> 00:19:59,625 (mumbles) So good. 564 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:09,875 (sighs) 565 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,708 Tomorrow night, if you're still in town. 566 00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:17,291 Man, the world is so fucked. 567 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,541 Are we gon' be okay? 568 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,416 You talkin' 'bout the world, or you talkin' 'bout us? 569 00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:27,833 (sighs) 570 00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,375 I don't know. I just-- 571 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:34,041 I just want shit to be cool. 572 00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,083 (phone buzzes) 573 00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:40,333 (phone chimes) 574 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:43,583 (laughs) 575 00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:45,666 I haven't been to this place since-- 576 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:47,583 I guess since they kicked me out. 577 00:20:47,666 --> 00:20:49,625 -(laughs) -Fuck this dumb-ass, 578 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,166 dingy-ass, dusty-ass place. 579 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,916 -Yes, I wanna go. -Ooh. 580 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,625 ("I Luv Your Girl" by The-Dream playing) 581 00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:58,166 (singing along): ♪ Lil' mama stay fly ♪ 582 00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,708 ♪ Wife beater with the denim ♪ 583 00:21:00,791 --> 00:21:03,583 ♪ She keeps them heels on high ♪ 584 00:21:03,666 --> 00:21:06,291 ♪ Man, look at shorty roll ♪ 585 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,958 ♪ Man, look at shorty go ♪ 586 00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:14,708 ♪ I'm sorry I got it in for your girl, girlfriend ♪ 587 00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:16,791 (laughing) 588 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,958 Oh, man. I'm so glad we finally got together. 589 00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:23,125 -Right? -Oh, it's so good seein' everybody. 590 00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:24,208 Must be nice. 591 00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,291 You know the band didn't do shit for me? 592 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,791 And then the trombonist had the nerve to say 593 00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:29,750 the only thing she remembered about me 594 00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:31,750 was I was allergic to kale. (scoffs) 595 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,250 Bitch, I took every Mandarin test for you for a year. 596 00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:35,375 Remember that?! 597 00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:37,083 But Kelli, you are allergic to kale. 598 00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:40,291 That's-- we wrote a whole song about this. 599 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:41,333 (singing): ♪ Aye, Kell-ay ♪ 600 00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:42,500 -Molly: Uh-huh. -♪ Don't eat Kale ♪ 601 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:43,541 -Molly: Nah, nah. -♪ Aye, Kell-ay ♪ 602 00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:44,708 -C'mon. -♪ 'Bout ta swell ♪ 603 00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:46,541 -Bam! -(laughing) 604 00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:48,250 Y'all are missin' the point. 605 00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:50,708 As always. 606 00:21:50,791 --> 00:21:52,875 Is everything I do a joke to y'all? 607 00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:57,333 (music continues playing on radio) 608 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,000 Ain't shit changed, bitch. 609 00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:03,583 -Wow. -Ah, say it! 610 00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:05,125 Okay. 611 00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:06,166 Oh, man. 612 00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:07,375 Oh, y'all know Reggae Gold 613 00:22:07,458 --> 00:22:08,916 be puttin' water in they liquor. 614 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,583 -They do. -So why don't we pick up our own, 615 00:22:10,666 --> 00:22:12,500 and sneak it in like we used to. 616 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:13,666 Say less. 617 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,000 Okay! (laughs) 618 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,541 Oh, cool. That's the liquor store right there. 619 00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:17,875 Molly: Oh, you be knowin'. 620 00:22:17,958 --> 00:22:19,750 (Cheyenne laughing) 621 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:22,333 (all laughing) 622 00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:24,541 -Issa: You're crazy! -Cheyenne: Hell yeah! 623 00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:27,625 I only stopped using my fake ID last year. 624 00:22:27,708 --> 00:22:29,125 Hey, what y'all got in those bags? 625 00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:30,416 -I'm sorry, what? -(gun cocks) 626 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,875 Oh my god. A gun. He has a gun, Issa. 627 00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:33,125 -He has a gun. -Oh my god. Oh my god. No! 628 00:22:33,208 --> 00:22:34,541 No, no, no, no, no. Please, please, no! 629 00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:35,916 Shut up! Shut up! 630 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,083 Look, I'll take those bags. 631 00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:38,541 And gimme that watch! 632 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,375 Okay, okay. You can have whatever you want. 633 00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:42,166 No, not the watch! That's Cartier! 634 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:43,750 -Tick-tock, bitch! Let's go! -Okay! 635 00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:45,125 And give me your purse, too! 636 00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:46,250 Cheyenne: Whatever you wanna take from me. 637 00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:47,458 You can just take it. You can just take it. 638 00:22:47,541 --> 00:22:48,541 Robber: I don't need nothin' from you. 639 00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:49,541 I need you to stop bein' so 640 00:22:49,625 --> 00:22:51,083 -fuckin' loud! -Okay. 641 00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:52,875 -Oh my god! -Shhh! 642 00:22:52,958 --> 00:22:55,541 Shut the fuck up, Chey! Shit! 643 00:22:57,041 --> 00:22:58,583 Both: Chey?! 644 00:23:01,208 --> 00:23:03,000 Fuck! 645 00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:04,625 -Man, come on, Brian. -Brian: Look what you did! 646 00:23:04,708 --> 00:23:05,875 Cheyenne: What are you doing? 647 00:23:05,958 --> 00:23:06,916 Oh my god! 648 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,208 You always doin' the fuckin' most. 649 00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:10,375 Gah! Move! God damn. 650 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,458 Well, I'm sorry, y'all. 651 00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:15,583 But, Molly, 652 00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:17,291 come up off them shoes, please. 653 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:18,833 -Brian: Yep. -What the fuck, Chey? 654 00:23:18,916 --> 00:23:19,958 Are you really robbin' us right now? 655 00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:21,416 It ain't nothin' personal. 656 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,750 Everybody can get it. 657 00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:26,375 (chuckles) Come on. 658 00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:27,833 Okay, you know what? You want the shoes? 659 00:23:27,916 --> 00:23:30,250 -Mm-hmm. -Have the shoes, Cheyenne. Take the damn shoes. 660 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:33,333 -(Cheyenne laughing) -Okay. 661 00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:35,333 Oh, no, no. You keep them, Issa. Keep them. 662 00:23:35,416 --> 00:23:37,583 Ha! But, hey! 663 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:38,916 Ain't shit changed! 664 00:23:39,041 --> 00:23:41,000 Bitch! (laughing) 665 00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:44,000 (Cheyenne laughing) 666 00:23:44,083 --> 00:23:47,166 Woo! C'mon, c'mon, c'mon. Let's go, let's go. 667 00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:49,041 I forgot I hated her. 668 00:23:50,291 --> 00:23:53,083 (tires screeching) 669 00:23:56,083 --> 00:23:57,625 Kelli: All I know is when I die, 670 00:23:57,708 --> 00:23:59,833 I'm comin' back to haunt everybody. 671 00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:00,916 What did I do? 672 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,333 Not enough. 673 00:24:04,291 --> 00:24:05,708 Where's the liquor? 674 00:24:05,791 --> 00:24:07,708 Kelli: Forget the liquor. Where are your shoes? 675 00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:09,000 Where's Cheyenne? 676 00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:10,500 She robbed us. 677 00:24:14,875 --> 00:24:16,625 -What?! -You lyin'. 678 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,291 (laughing) 679 00:24:21,375 --> 00:24:23,333 What the fuck?! She really robbed-- 680 00:24:23,416 --> 00:24:24,958 Issa: That bitch set us up! 681 00:24:25,041 --> 00:24:28,041 -(laughing) -Girl, did you see your face? 682 00:24:28,125 --> 00:24:29,375 Bitch, I saw yours, okay? 683 00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:31,166 You looked like you were about to cry! 684 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:32,375 I was scared as shit! 685 00:24:32,458 --> 00:24:34,208 I thought I was about to die! 686 00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:36,250 (snorts) Me, too! 687 00:24:36,333 --> 00:24:37,750 But also like slightly turned on, 688 00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:39,625 because that robber was fine! 689 00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:41,708 As fuck! 690 00:24:41,791 --> 00:24:43,458 Your horny, lonely ass. 691 00:24:43,541 --> 00:24:44,750 "Whatever you want! 692 00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,750 I'll give it to you. It's yours!" 693 00:24:47,416 --> 00:24:48,833 I am what I am. 694 00:24:48,916 --> 00:24:51,083 Why she didn't take my shoes, though? 695 00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:52,833 Oh, you know why. 696 00:24:52,916 --> 00:24:55,333 (laughing) 697 00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:57,375 You know why! 698 00:24:57,458 --> 00:25:00,250 Molly: A friendship like this doesn't come around often, 699 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:03,666 so it's important to value it while it's here. 700 00:25:05,333 --> 00:25:08,250 She always, always put her friends first. 701 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:10,625 No matter how busy she was. 702 00:25:10,708 --> 00:25:13,041 Issa: She made me a better person. 703 00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:15,625 Emotionally, spiritually, 704 00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:17,166 financially. 705 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:21,791 She literally cut out coupons for me for six months. 706 00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:24,041 She was the true definition of a friend. 707 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,708 And when she washed away in that flood, 708 00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:27,708 a piece of me washed away with her. 709 00:25:27,791 --> 00:25:29,041 I lost my soulmate that day. 710 00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:31,791 Sorry, Derek. But she was my ride or die. 711 00:25:31,875 --> 00:25:33,375 I can't even imagine my life without her, 712 00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:35,500 but I know it won't be as full. 713 00:25:37,041 --> 00:25:39,375 I ain't goin' nowhere, girl. I'm right here. 714 00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:42,125 -(Kelli sniffles) -We love you, Kelli Prenny. 715 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,875 And you will always live with us forever. 716 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:46,291 To Kelli! 717 00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:47,791 All: To Kelli! 718 00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:50,250 Uck, I love y'all. (laughs) 719 00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:51,791 Y'all are doin' a lot. 720 00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:53,458 Mm-hm. 721 00:25:53,541 --> 00:25:56,291 Did Kelli immortalize her love for you in nature? 722 00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:57,625 Oh, so you found the tree? 723 00:25:57,708 --> 00:25:58,791 Hell yeah, I found it. 724 00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:00,625 That shit practically found me. 725 00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:04,250 Tree was like, "Hello. Here I am. Like I've always been." 726 00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:06,083 Just presented itself. 727 00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:07,333 Mm. 728 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,083 Girl, he didn't find it. I caught him carving 729 00:26:12,166 --> 00:26:13,625 our names in a new one. 730 00:26:13,708 --> 00:26:15,375 But we gonna let him have this because 731 00:26:15,458 --> 00:26:17,166 he's been through a lot lately. 732 00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:19,291 -Yeah. He has. Yeah. -For sure. 733 00:26:19,375 --> 00:26:22,083 -Oh, shit! -Hey! 734 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:23,875 Hey, we missed y'all at the party last night. 735 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,208 Oh. 736 00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:27,083 Ah, that's a story. 737 00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:29,791 Uh-huh. Omari was looking for you. 738 00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:31,791 -Oh, for real? -Just passin' it on. 739 00:26:32,666 --> 00:26:33,916 All right, y'all. 740 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,500 Waitress: Right here. 741 00:26:38,166 --> 00:26:40,958 So, where was the tree? 742 00:26:41,041 --> 00:26:42,500 Outside. 743 00:26:42,583 --> 00:26:44,250 Like where-- where outside? 744 00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:45,208 In the dirt. 745 00:26:45,291 --> 00:26:47,000 -Bye-bye. -Love you! 746 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:48,833 At least you're alive. 747 00:26:48,916 --> 00:26:50,375 (teens laughing) 748 00:26:50,458 --> 00:26:51,791 Oh, shit. Sorry, ma'am. 749 00:26:51,875 --> 00:26:52,791 Y'all okay. 750 00:26:52,875 --> 00:26:55,333 Wait. We at ma'am status now? 751 00:26:55,416 --> 00:26:57,041 Wow. 752 00:26:58,208 --> 00:27:00,041 So... 753 00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:01,333 Omari. 754 00:27:02,583 --> 00:27:06,291 -Oh, you want my opinion? -Yeah. 755 00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:10,000 To be honest, 756 00:27:10,083 --> 00:27:12,458 you were never trippin' about Omari then. 757 00:27:12,541 --> 00:27:14,625 And you shouldn't now. 758 00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:16,000 He was on you. 759 00:27:16,083 --> 00:27:17,791 And you just went with the flow, 760 00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:19,541 'cause that's how you were about everything. 761 00:27:19,625 --> 00:27:21,750 That's what I loved about you. 762 00:27:21,833 --> 00:27:24,541 Ya know, you just knew you were gonna be great, and... 763 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:27,208 you weren't pressed. 764 00:27:27,291 --> 00:27:30,666 Yeah, but that's when I thought I had all the time in the world. 765 00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:34,208 Well, what if we still do? 766 00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:36,416 'Cause for me, 767 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:38,208 I don't wanna get stuck worryin' about 768 00:27:38,291 --> 00:27:39,833 what I'm not, or 769 00:27:39,916 --> 00:27:41,791 where I'm not. I-- 770 00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:45,291 I just wanna move forward. 771 00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:49,583 I wanna move forward, too. 772 00:27:50,333 --> 00:28:01,000 ♪ ♪ 773 00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:04,666 Hey, Kelli Clan. 774 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,250 I know it's been a minute, but I'm back 775 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:07,750 with a question for y'all. 776 00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:10,583 If you knew the end was coming, 777 00:28:10,666 --> 00:28:13,458 how would you make the most of your time left? 778 00:28:13,541 --> 00:28:15,541 ("Give a Little" by Ego Ella May playing) 779 00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:19,041 ♪ Threw a lock of my hair in the ocean ♪ 780 00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:22,208 ♪ To give an offering ♪ 781 00:28:22,291 --> 00:28:24,708 What legacy would you want to leave behind? 782 00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:28,875 ♪ Signed a deal I settled for ♪ 783 00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:30,208 ♪ Insecure ♪ 784 00:28:30,291 --> 00:28:33,541 ♪ Now I'm feelin' the sting ♪ 785 00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:36,458 Kelli: How would you want to be remembered? 786 00:28:36,541 --> 00:28:41,125 ♪ Where we go, we don't know ♪ 787 00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:45,041 ♪ Justtryna stay on our path ♪ 788 00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:47,375 Kelli: Is there anything you would change? 789 00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:51,291 These are the questions we're getting into today 790 00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:53,000 with me, your host, 791 00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:54,291 Kelli Prenny, 792 00:28:54,375 --> 00:28:56,416 on "Prenny's Preguntas." 793 00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:10,916 Lawrence: Moon looks crazy tonight. 794 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,208 Oh, yeah. 795 00:29:13,291 --> 00:29:15,125 -So close. -Mm-hm. 796 00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:19,916 Hey, you wanna get Thai from, um, Giti? 797 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,333 Or did they-- did they close? 798 00:29:21,416 --> 00:29:22,750 Everything's been so crazy. 799 00:29:22,833 --> 00:29:25,375 I'm pretty sure they're closed right now. 800 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:29,000 They still send me texts, though. 801 00:29:29,083 --> 00:29:31,333 -Must be automated. -(laughs) 802 00:29:57,958 --> 00:29:59,375 Should we? 803 00:30:02,458 --> 00:30:03,625 Um... 804 00:30:04,791 --> 00:30:07,375 Lawrence, I had a chance to-- 805 00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:10,666 to think, and, to, um... 806 00:30:28,416 --> 00:30:29,625 Yeah. 807 00:30:31,166 --> 00:30:33,291 Yeah, I, uh, I know. 808 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:48,791 ("Fun" by Nnena playing) 809 00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:50,875 ♪ Was it just for fun ♪ 810 00:30:50,958 --> 00:30:53,250 ♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm ♪ 811 00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:55,416 ♪ Was it just for fun ♪ 812 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:57,750 ♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm ♪ 813 00:31:01,083 --> 00:31:08,000 ♪ Was this just for fun ♪ 814 00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:11,375 ♪ I need to know 'cause my time ♪ 815 00:31:11,458 --> 00:31:16,166 ♪ Lost showed me, showed me something more ♪ 816 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:19,625 ♪ What I bargained for ♪ 817 00:31:19,708 --> 00:31:22,041 ♪ You took too much time ♪ 818 00:31:22,125 --> 00:31:25,958 ♪ I made up my mind on my own ♪ 819 00:31:26,041 --> 00:31:28,833 ♪ ♪ 820 00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:30,916 ♪ Heavy on my mind ♪ 821 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,333 ♪ I need breaks sometimes ♪ 822 00:31:33,416 --> 00:31:37,500 ♪ On my own, on my uh, uh, uh ♪ 823 00:31:37,583 --> 00:31:39,791 ♪ It's like we jumped in too fast ♪ 824 00:31:39,875 --> 00:31:42,125 ♪ Too much fun might not last ♪ 825 00:31:42,208 --> 00:31:45,125 ♪ I don't know how it got to this ♪ 826 00:31:45,208 --> 00:31:46,791 ♪ Supposed to be timeless shit ♪ 827 00:31:46,875 --> 00:31:48,458 ♪ Buddy, you sold out ♪ 828 00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:50,916 ♪ Karma's a bitch, you know, mm-hmm ♪ 829 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,166 ♪ Gonna get yours ten-fold now ♪ 830 00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:54,750 ♪ Bet my whole hand ♪ 831 00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:57,875 ♪ You gonna get what is just yours ♪ 832 00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:00,250 ♪ Loved you at your worst ♪ 833 00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:02,541 ♪ Can't make it work ♪ 834 00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:06,875 ♪ But I need to know 'cause my time ♪ 835 00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:09,500 ♪ Lost showed me ♪ 836 00:32:09,583 --> 00:32:12,375 ♪ Showed me something more ♪ 837 00:32:12,458 --> 00:32:14,458 ♪ What I bargained for ♪ 838 00:32:14,508 --> 00:32:19,058 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 58544

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