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- Dee Dee: Whoo...
- [Big Dee Dee giggles]
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I don't understand why
you put so much effort
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into putting outfits together.
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Didn't think you
would, jelly doughnut.
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[Laughter]
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I need to look my best
while Gus is writing
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my six-month performance review.
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And after I land
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the cinnamon and
toasted honey o's account,
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he'll have no choice but
to give me a great one.
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I love the commercial
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where the little bee
flies out of the box
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and shouts, "show me the honey."
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[Laughter]
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Well, I do.
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Just so you know,
Dee, I'd give you a kiss,
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but the collagen in
my lower lip hasn't set.
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- I'll kiss you next Tuesday.
- [Laughter]
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[Introductory theme song]
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♪ through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you finding you,
I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the
joy inside of me ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin' ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
[Ironic laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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Adam, Spencer
and I are starving.
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Our lunch was supposed
to be here an hour ago.
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- Oh, it's here.
- [Laughter]
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- Since when?
- An hour ago.
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- [Laughter]
- You wanna bring it in here?
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[Laughter]
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- [Laughter]
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Do I have to do
everything around here?
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Should I chew your
food for you as well?
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[Laughter]
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Looks like you already
did. Half my burrito's gone.
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Man, you're not still mad
we didn't give you money
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for that pyramid
scheme, are you?
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It wasn't a pyramid
scheme. It was a three-tiered
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financial portfolio opportunity.
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[Laughter]
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It would've secured
a down payment
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on my dream home.
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With a little left
over for new pants.
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- [Laughter]
- Call it what you want.
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I don't think it
was a good idea.
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- Oh, you've started thinking?
- [Laughter]
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Congratulations!
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You know, Adam, maybe
you could save your money
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if you stopped playing the
dizzy dollar sweepstakes,
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lotto games and naked
bingo tournaments.
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Adam: Technically,
it's not naked bingo.
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- We wear hats.
- [Laughter]
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And it's easy for you to say.
Daddy's not paying my rent.
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All right. That's enough.
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Spell "enough." Here's
a hint. There are no fs.
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[Laughter]
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Oops, 2:00.
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Time for your meeting with Kai.
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You know how angry she
gets when you bring in food.
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[Laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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- So set that for 4:30.
- Got it.
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All right. Thank you.
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Wow. Look at
you. You look great.
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Wow, Brett.
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I didn't think you had
the capacity to be nice.
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- [Laughter]
- [Scoffs] I don't.
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I'm practicing.
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I have a courtesy meeting
with Dennis rodman later.
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It's gonna be hard
to keep a straight face
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- for that freak show.
- [Laughter]
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Well, even you can't
get to me this week
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because after Gus finishes
writing my performance review,
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I'll have a long-term contract
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and you'll have a long-term
Dee Dee Thorne in your side.
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Oh, is that why
you're all dressed up?
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You know, you could've
saved yourself a ton of time
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- and, uh... a bunny's life.
- [Laughter]
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Gus had to leave town early
for the Dominican Republic
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to scout their
national baseball team.
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He's not gonna be
back for, like, weeks.
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You mean, he's not here?
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Probably not gonna do
that well on the listening part
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- of the review, huh?
- [Laughter]
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Don't worry about it, Thorne.
Worry about the meeting
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we got coming up with
that cereal company.
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- "Show me the honey." [Laughs]
- [Laughter]
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- I love that little bee.
- [Laughter]
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Look, girl, I know I'm new
here and I'm not one to gossip,
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but I heard you're
still getting reviewed.
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- [Laughter]
- But Gus isn't here.
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Well, I know I'm new here,
and I'm not one to gossip,
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but I heard someone else
was gonna give you your review.
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[Laughter]
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Who?
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Well, I'm new
here and I'm not...
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- One to gossip!
- [Laughter]
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I got that, Ceci!
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- Who's doing my review?
- Can't tell you.
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Let's just say, he lives
this. He breathes... This.
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- Brett!
- [Mumbles]
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He is doing my review!
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Gus figured Brett could give you
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the most accurate assessment
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'cause you work
together the most.
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- But Brett hates me.
- Yes, he does.
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[Laughter]
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Wait, wait, wait!
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What else can
you find out for me?
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Girl, please, I hate getting
into people's business.
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- Mm-mm. No, ma'am!
- [Laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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I've spent months
at gmg proving myself
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and now my bad
rapport with Brett
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could cost me my job.
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Is this all you got to eat?
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[Laughter]
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'Cause I need
something with sugar, salt,
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- and preservatives.
- [Laughter]
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Ma, we are not here to eat.
We are here to help Dee Dee.
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You know how you can't
watch a movie without popcorn?
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Well, I can't help
family for free
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without something to chew on.
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[Laughter]
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Try your cud.
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[Laughter]
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Try being sober.
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[Laughter]
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You know, normally I'd find
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your little banter
with each other
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mildly amusing, but
I'm on the brink here!
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[Laughter]
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Not to worry, dear.
I have happy pills
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I can crush into
some applesauce.
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[Laughter]
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Why not crush it under your hoof
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- like you do your husband?
- [Laughter]
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Sweetheart, I know you're
upset over this review,
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but Brett is just a man.
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Simply socialize with
him outside the office.
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You may find you have more
in common than you think.
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She's right.
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A little kissing up
could go a long way.
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Worked with me and Kai
and we are very friendly.
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In a distant, I'm your boss,
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don't get too
friendly kind of way.
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[Laughter]
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Well, problem
solved. Good for us.
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Next meltdown,
have better snacks.
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I want something
fried up in here.
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[Laughter]
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[Introductory musical note]
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Adam, I gave you a
twenty to buy this latté.
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- Where's my change?
- You only gave me a five.
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Then I'll give you another five.
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Five seconds to give
me the change back
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- from that twenty.
- [Laughter]
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Five, four...
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Oh, look what I just found
in my petty cash envelope.
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[Laughter]
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My mother tries
this crap all the time.
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- [Elevator bell rings]
- I'm on to it.
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I'm looking for an Adam benet.
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If you're a bill
collector, he died.
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[Laughter]
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If you're his online match
from man on manischevitz,
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- you found him.
- [Laughter]
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- And if you're a doctor, I do.
- [Laughter]
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I'm no doctor,
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but I'm about to deliver
some good news.
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[Adam screams]
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Adam benet,
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on behalf of dizzy
dollar sweepstakes,
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we're here to
present you this check
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- for $1.4 million!
- [Screams]
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[Audience cheering and laughing]
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- Adam just won $1.4 million.
- He what?
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[High-pitched cheer]
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The millionaire receptionist
is leaving the building.
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- You're not quitting?
- No.
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- That's a first.
- [Laughter]
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Maybe I'll be back,
maybe I won't.
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Doesn't really matter,
'cause I'm rich, bitch!
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[Laughter]
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- This is the best prank ever.
- So, we got Adam back,
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so when are we
gonna tell him the truth?
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I was gonna follow him
and tell him in the lobby,
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but it's funnier than I thought.
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Let's milk it 'til tomorrow.
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[Introductory musical note]
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I have to say, Dee
Dee, I'm really surprised
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that you invited
me out for a meal.
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I thought if we got to know
each other better, personally,
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we could be more
effective professionally.
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Give it up, Thorne. You
know I'm the one writing
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your performance review.
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Really? I didn't know
you did that type of thing!
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[Laughter]
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Really? You know,
that's so strange
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because my assistant Ceci
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was telling
everybody in the office.
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For somebody's
who's not one to gossip,
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- she sure has a big mouth.
- [Laughter]
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All this wining and dining
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is you just trying to
influence your review,
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and I'm telling you
it cannot be done.
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Although I'm really
enjoying watching you try.
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[Laughter]
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Brett, I just have a
modicum of concern
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that the historical
context of our relationship
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might overshadow
my accomplishments
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of the last six months.
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Those are very
big words, Thorne.
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[Laughter]
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I'll make sure to
check the right box
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- under "uses words well."
- [Laughter]
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What else will you be
saying on your review?
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Well, that's for me to know...
And you to lose sleep over.
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[Laughter]
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I see you finally suckered
someone into taking you out.
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[Laughter]
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- This is the best you can do?
- [Laughter]
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Anyway, would you
like a sake cocktail?
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It's courtesy of the
little big spender
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in the Paisley smoking jacket.
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Something tells me he's gay.
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[Laughter]
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That is so sweet
of Adam to treat.
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I'll have a sake.
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Uh, not for me.
It's a little strong.
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Can't hang, huh?
Just like at work.
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[Laughter]
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On second
thought, I'll have two.
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[Laughter]
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- Sorry. We're at capacity.
- There's two seats right there.
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Don't make me go
Rosa Parks up in here.
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- [Laughter]
- That section's been reserved
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by San Francisco's
newest millionaire.
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Oh, my god.
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Adam is spending money
he doesn't actually have.
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- Yeah. So what's new?
- [Laughter]
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This time, it's our fault.
250
00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:54,232
And you are?
251
00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:56,486
Mona and Spencer
to see Mr. Benet.
252
00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:59,629
- Ah, yes, the "have nots."
- [Laughter]
253
00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:03,413
Do you have an appointment?
I'm guessing, you... have not.
254
00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:05,499
[Scoffs] George, we
need to talk to Adam.
255
00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:06,758
Hurry, everyone.
256
00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,290
Neimans is staying
open late for me.
257
00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:09,873
We need to go shopping
for Lindsay Lohan's party
258
00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,247
at the top of the mart.
259
00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,903
George: Ooh, la
Lohan is having a party.
260
00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:15,207
- And I love being on top.
- [Laughter]
261
00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,524
I should get a good review
262
00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:22,782
because I landed
Dwight Mitchell.
263
00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:26,866
Plus I got gmg publicity
on Rodney peete's show.
264
00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:29,217
By showing your hump to america.
265
00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:30,607
[Laughter]
266
00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:33,270
Plus, you almost
lost ace Blackwell.
267
00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:36,135
We could go fack
and borth all night,
268
00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:38,447
but we really
need to get a taxi.
269
00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:39,754
You're right. You're right.
270
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,970
You know what,
I'll check the bill.
271
00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:43,799
[Laughs]
272
00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:46,627
I'm gonna bill the
check. I'm gonna pay.
273
00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:47,976
[Laughter]
274
00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,845
I'm paying for
this takee socktail,
275
00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:52,067
- not you.
- [Laughter]
276
00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:54,116
You're gonna pay? Well,
I'm having one more then.
277
00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:57,292
All right? Excuse me!
Hey, one more, ok?
278
00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:58,989
[Introductory musical note]
279
00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:05,914
[Cheerful humming]
280
00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:06,996
[Laughter]
281
00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,908
This is nice.
282
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,310
Brett: [Moans]
283
00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:17,141
[Laughter]
284
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,318
[Both scream]
285
00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,883
Oh, my...
286
00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,098
How desperate are you
287
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,980
for a good performance
review, woman?
288
00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:29,372
[Laughter]
289
00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:33,885
Oh, my god. What have we done?
290
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,161
Well, my pants
are still on, so...
291
00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:37,814
Probably none of the good stuff.
292
00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,548
[Laughter]
293
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,919
Then why do you have my lipstick
294
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,418
smeared across your face?
295
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,431
What?
296
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,563
You know what? It's
not really my color.
297
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,736
- [Laughter]
- I cannot believe
298
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,692
you took advantage
of me like this.
299
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,040
- I feel dirty.
- [Laughter]
300
00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:57,656
- How do you think I feel?
- Like a lucky, lucky woman.
301
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,184
[Laughter]
302
00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,947
And when you speak
of this, and you will...
303
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:05,193
- Be proud. I am not easy.
- [Laughter]
304
00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:06,673
Oh, my...
305
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:07,863
Our endorsement
meeting is in one hour.
306
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,714
- I have to go.
- You... wait!
307
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:10,839
- What?
- Shh!
308
00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:17,235
- Ok, it's all clear.
- It's all clear?
309
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:18,768
Great.
310
00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:20,112
- One hour.
- Shut up!
311
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,201
[Both mumbling]
312
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,505
[Laughter]
313
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:27,974
Wow, looks like Dee
Dee's taking kissing up
314
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,251
to a whole new level.
315
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,910
[Laughter]
316
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:33,084
Well, you must be
Brett. I'm Mona's mother.
317
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,370
And just 'cause you've crossed
ethical lines with Dee Dee
318
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,390
doesn't mean I'll judge
you. God'll do that.
319
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,089
[Mona giggles]
320
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:41,606
- This isn't what it looks like.
- [Phyllis] Really?
321
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,661
'Cause it looks like Dee
Dee just got a promotion.
322
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,923
[Both laugh]
323
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:47,488
[Introductory musical note]
324
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:50,706
In addition, gmg has a
very impressive roster.
325
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,837
We have athletes in
a wide range of sports
326
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,279
that appeal to a mass market.
327
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:57,477
And that is why our
clients are the perfect match
328
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,499
for your cereal.
329
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,108
Very impressive.
330
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,498
You do have the type of athletes
331
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,201
my company can stand behind.
332
00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:05,548
And I also have to say,
333
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,547
you two have an amazing rapport.
334
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,509
Very cohesive.
335
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,028
You must work
together intimately.
336
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,861
Intimately? What are
you trying to say, man?
337
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,169
[Laughter]
338
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,388
He didn't mean anything by that.
339
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,695
He was just saying that
we work well with each other.
340
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,332
Yeah, like when partners
have been together
341
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,699
for a long time...
342
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,105
Hey, enough with
the insinuations, pal.
343
00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:25,574
[Laughter]
344
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,177
What we are is professional.
345
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:29,028
We can't even stand to be
in the same room together.
346
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:30,362
If it wasn't for gmg,
347
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,055
we wouldn't even
come near each other.
348
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,580
- Ok. That's good to know.
- [Laughter]
349
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,538
Thanks for the clarification.
350
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,147
I have a few other
meetings to attend,
351
00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:41,797
I'll have someone
get back to you.
352
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,551
- Separately, if you prefer.
- [Laughter]
353
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:47,594
[Phone rings]
354
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:52,159
Delicious records. Hold, please.
355
00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:53,509
[Phone rings]
356
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,598
Good morning, non-millionaires!
357
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,207
[Laughter]
358
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,968
Adam, we've been trying
to get you on the phone.
359
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,385
Oh, well, if you
were rich like me
360
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:01,755
you could pay
someone to do that.
361
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,394
- And, he does.
- [Laughter]
362
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,401
- You gotta stop spending money.
- Oh, you're so sweet to care!
363
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,012
George, give her a twenty
364
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,162
and tell her never
to speak to me again.
365
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,970
[Laughter]
366
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,442
Adam, where you been?
367
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,661
I got no one to cut
out articles about me
368
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:17,631
or tell me who's sleeping
with whom around here.
369
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:20,059
Sorry, I can no longer
provide those services.
370
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,707
It was a pipe dream to think
371
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,541
that I could be
rich and fabulous
372
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,368
and rich and still work here.
373
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,546
What the hell are
you talking about?
374
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:30,202
I am California's
newest millionaire.
375
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:31,987
Adam, no, you're n...
376
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:34,342
I believe we just
paid you not to speak.
377
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:35,682
[Laughter]
378
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,642
- I quit.
- You what?
379
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,560
No, no. Don't try
to hold me back.
380
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:41,945
I'm too rich to be reasonable.
381
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,819
Hey, if that's what
you really want, fine.
382
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,221
Dave?
383
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:48,003
Looks like you just
got a new career.
384
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:51,048
But, Kai, I don't want
Adam's crappy job. I...
385
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,744
[Phone rings]
386
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,222
Have a call on line two.
387
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:56,790
Delicious records. Hold, please.
388
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,399
Adam, could Spencer and i...
389
00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:01,189
Have some parting words
with you in my office?
390
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,145
Well, I guess I can
speak with you once more.
391
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,633
But make it fast.
392
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,343
There's a limo waiting
to take us to napa.
393
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,667
Ooh, that reminds me. I
have to go rent the limo.
394
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:09,940
[Laughter]
395
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,329
I know it won't be
the same without me.
396
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,197
But no amount of
begging can convince me
397
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,399
to keep running on this wheel
with the rest of you hamsters.
398
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:18,421
[Laughter]
399
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,430
Adam: You what?
400
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:25,815
[Yelling] I'm what?
401
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,168
[Laughter]
402
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:30,427
- Adam: Noooo! [Sobbing]
- [Laughter]
403
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:35,792
Wow, Adam's really
ugly when he cries.
404
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,955
[Scoffs] You think he'll be
curled up under your desk
405
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,677
long enough for me to get
the camera out of my car?
406
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:42,454
[Adam screams and cries]
407
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,843
[Introductory musical note]
408
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:47,024
This is ridiculous, Thorne.
409
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,563
It's the only way
we're ever gonna feel
410
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,723
comfortable working
together again.
411
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,722
We have to retrace our
steps from the other night
412
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:55,724
to figure out how what
happened happened.
413
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:56,807
Fine.
414
00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,159
I see you're back.
415
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,787
She hasn't found a
way to repulse you yet?
416
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,123
[Laughter]
417
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,206
She will.
418
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,193
We are not a couple. We
are simply here to have
419
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,950
the exact same meal
we had last night.
420
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,948
Sake and all.
421
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,880
Unless you know what
happened last night, Tina.
422
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,916
Two sake cocktails
coming right up.
423
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,002
[Laughter]
424
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,010
[Laughter]
425
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,791
This is nice.
426
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,541
Brett: [Moans]
427
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,064
[Laughter]
428
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,668
[Both scream]
429
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,889
Oh, damn, damn, damn!
430
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,550
Damn!
431
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:42,074
How the hell did
this happen again?
432
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,158
I don't know.
433
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,203
Hello, hello. Whoa.
434
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:47,638
Brett, how lovely to see you.
435
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:50,469
With your shirt open. In
my daughter's apartment.
436
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:51,798
I can see you're
both working early
437
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,080
in front of a romantic fire
438
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,299
because obviously
your heater's broken.
439
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,299
- [Laughter]
- Yes. That's exactly it.
440
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,741
Good answer.
You'll be going now.
441
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,218
- Ok. Bye bye.
- [Laughter]
442
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,576
How could you?
443
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:08,992
Acting like you were
raised by wolves.
444
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,141
- Or Phyllis.
- [Laughter]
445
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,431
You're the one who encouraged me
446
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:13,969
to socialize with him.
447
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,800
You're certainly
old enough to decide
448
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:18,797
who you're gonna hook up
with. But mother taught you better.
449
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,630
You gonna end up
on the floor with a man,
450
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,288
it better be on a mink coat
with a pocketful of diamonds.
451
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,593
[Laughter]
452
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,290
If you make somebody cry,
453
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,287
don't expect it not
to get back to me.
454
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,469
[Laughter]
455
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:31,834
And when you do something wrong,
456
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,303
you have to be punished.
457
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:36,003
My job is to decide
what that punishment is.
458
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,762
Actually, that's my
favorite part of the job.
459
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,649
[Laughter]
460
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,657
But, Kai, it was all just
a big misunderstanding.
461
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,476
Yeah, we were
just doing it for fun.
462
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:44,567
[Laughter]
463
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:49,097
Then here comes
the really fun part.
464
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,492
The idiots down
in manufacturing,
465
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:51,864
they put parental
advisory stickers
466
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,190
on all the Tiffany
and Serena cds.
467
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:57,364
Not a dirty word on them.
Guess who's scraping them off?
468
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:58,971
Who?
469
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,061
[Laughter]
470
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,128
Yeah, but, Kai, that's
like 100,000 stickers.
471
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,632
- It'll take forever.
- [Laughter]
472
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,090
And we said we
were sorry. Besides...
473
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,723
I just got a man manicure.
474
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,590
[Laughter]
475
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,421
That's a sissy ass
reason not to do it.
476
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:13,509
[Laughter]
477
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,686
It's the only one I got.
478
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,864
I'll give you a better
one. You're both vps.
479
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,820
I'm not gonna have you
scraping off anything.
480
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:23,389
Just thought I'd mess with you
so you could see how Adam felt.
481
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,387
And check this...
482
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,829
Nobody pulls pranks in
my office but me. Got it?
483
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,086
- Got it.
- Got it.
484
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,398
- Good.
- [Laughter]
485
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,355
Yes, there are two
vehicles illegally parked
486
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,013
in the delicious records garage.
487
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,657
They're in spaces
488
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:39,881
belonging to a Mona Thorne
and a Spencer Williams.
489
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:43,451
Please have them towed
immediately. Thank you!
490
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,847
[Laughter]
491
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,085
This doesn't look good, does it?
492
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,420
No. It doesn't.
493
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,464
We're done with the
pranks around here.
494
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:54,709
Right after you give me the
number to that tow company.
495
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,769
My mother used my credit
card without asking again.
496
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,384
Somebody's hobbling
home from the mall.
497
00:17:58,468 --> 00:17:59,468
[Laughter]
498
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,043
[Knock on door]
499
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,614
- Yeah?
- You got a moment?
500
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:05,952
Sure. What's up?
501
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,999
I just finished
reading my review.
502
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,869
Do you really think
I have the potential
503
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,660
to be one of the
top sports agents
504
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:14,794
on the west coast?
505
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:18,615
Wouldn't have
written it if I didn't.
506
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,486
And you really think
that I've proven myself
507
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,247
- to be a proficient...
- Yeah, you don't need
508
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,795
- to read it out loud, Thorne.
- [Laughter]
509
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,244
It was hard enough writing it.
510
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,323
[Laughter]
511
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:30,369
Although, it's all true.
512
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:34,549
Thank you, Brett.
This really means a lot.
513
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,115
Don't get all mushy
on me, Thorne.
514
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,252
[Laughter]
515
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,794
I need you to stay on
your game, all right?
516
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,104
By the way, I
talked that cereal rep
517
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,340
into meeting with us again.
518
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,165
That's great. How
did you do that?
519
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:45,563
It wasn't that hard really.
520
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:46,966
I just told him the
first time around
521
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,145
you were all hyped
up on medication.
522
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,950
[Laughter]
523
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,311
Fine. I'll take
one for the team.
524
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,392
And I'll be ready.
525
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,221
You know, we really
do work well together.
526
00:18:58,572 --> 00:18:59,792
Yeah. We do.
527
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,317
I guess I'm stuck with you.
528
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,453
Do me a favor though, all right?
529
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:09,015
Just try and find a way to
work through this obvious...
530
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,854
- Infatuation you have for me.
- [Laughter]
531
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,285
Seek professional
help, if necessary.
532
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:17,772
[Laughter]
533
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,722
[Musical note]
534
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,383
And what did you
observe after that?
535
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,637
You guys had noodles, sake,
and didn't tip worth a damn.
536
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,211
[Laughter]
537
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,998
- You know, the usual.
- [Laughter]
538
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,043
No. Not the usual.
539
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,869
'Cause I ended up
spooning with a man
540
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:38,787
that I can't stand.
Twice. In my apartment.
541
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:41,403
- Twice.
- [Laughter]
542
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:45,454
Oh, that. Yeah, I know. I
drove you home. Twice.
543
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,288
You'll find the
transportation fee
544
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,187
- on your credit card.
- [Laughter]
545
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,756
- Twice.
- [Laughter]
546
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:57,021
You drove us? I don't
remember any of that.
547
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,418
That's because my
grandfather's "sock it to me" sake
548
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:00,552
is pretty potent stuff.
549
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,552
You see all these people here?
550
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,597
Most of them are
retracing their steps.
551
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,342
[Laughter]
552
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,903
They've done some
pretty crazy things.
553
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,711
You should check out
the pictures on my website.
554
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:14,172
- Noodlehousegonewild.com.
- [Laughter]
555
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:16,558
I better not be on there.
556
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,455
Then you shouldn't
have signed the waiver.
557
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:20,649
[Laughter]
558
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,528
[Introductory theme song]
559
00:20:27,578 --> 00:20:32,128
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