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[Knocking]
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Hey, Dee Dee.
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You want to go see
Usher Friday night?
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I can get us tickets.
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Wait. I thought Friday night
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was your 10 year
high school reunion.
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Oh, it is.
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That's why I'm going
to the Usher concert.
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Ah, I remember my
high school reunion.
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The place: Herbert hoover high,
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rocky mountain, north Carolina.
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The year: Unimportant.
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Mom, you know what's
unimportant right now?
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One of your stories.
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And Mona, what are
you talking about?
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You already rsvp'd.
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No, you rsvp'd.
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You filled out the card
and sent it in for me
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without asking.
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I never wanted to go.
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This whole disagreement
can be solved
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if someone would
let me finish my story.
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Fine. Let's hear it.
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If you insist.
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I was the only one in
the history of the school
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to win the triple crown: Prom
queen, homecoming queen,
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and queen of the
honeysuckle Rose parade.
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Naturally, I could imagine
that I would be named
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reunion queen as well.
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But when the lights dimmed
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in the festively
decorated gymnasium,
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I had that all too
familiar feeling.
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And lo an behold,
a queen once more.
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So, the moral is:
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Once fabulous, always fabulous.
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Yeah, but I wasn't fabulous.
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How does that moral apply to me?
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It doesn't, buttercup.
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I just said that so I
could finish my story.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you finding you,
I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the
joy inside of me ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin' ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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Ooh. Heh heh heh.
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Mona, I couldn't sleep.
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I kept thinking
about the travesty
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of you blowing off
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one of life's major milestones.
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Back off my reunion.
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Sometimes reunited
doesn't feel so good.
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Besides, you'll have
your own in 3 years.
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I know. I've already
got my outfit.
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But this is about you.
Come on. It'll be fun.
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No, it'll suck.
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And after looking through
my high school yearbooks,
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I am more convinced than ever.
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Let's take an
unsentimental journey
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through what I like
to call cruelty high.
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Oh, these were the jocks.
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They made fun of my looks.
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These were the fashionistas.
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They made fun of my clothes.
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And these were the cheerleaders.
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Oh, we had uniforms like that.
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Sorry.
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And that's Amy getts,
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the cruelest of them all.
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She's the one who
coined the phrase
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"Mona alone-a."
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And thanks to her,
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I spent every lunch hour
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either hiding in the bathroom
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or helping Rhonda the lunch lady
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through her bad marriage.
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Oh, then there was me.
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With the braces and
the thick glasses?
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Yeah. That shot was
the best of the roll.
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Mona, you have to
show those people
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how far you've come.
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At the very least,
they should see you
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without all that
metal on your face.
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I don't know, Dee Dee.
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You have a lot to be proud of.
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You're beautiful,
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you're a successful
music executive,
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you owe it to yourself
to let everyone see
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what you've become.
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Well, it would be
nice to show off a little.
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And you'll have a
chance to rewrite the past.
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All right. You convinced me.
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I'll go.
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That's the spirit!
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Let those bitchy cheerleaders
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see the new Mona.
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Give it to 'em, give it to 'em,
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g-i-v-e it to 'em! Whoo!
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Oh, my god. You
would've so picked on me.
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It's come to my attention
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that someone's been
stealing delicious merchandise
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from the grab room.
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I'm giving whoever it is
a chance to come clean,
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no need to fear for your job.
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You're fired. I
never trusted you.
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Oh, Dave, we hardly knew ye.
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I was just picking up
the pencil you dropped.
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Oh, thanks. I
always trusted you.
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Take a seat.
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Now, as I was saying,
no one's gonna be fired
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or lose their job, I
just want to know...
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By tomorrow. Got it? Good.
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I didn't want to say anything,
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but I've seen some of that
stuff being sold on eBay.
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I bought a delicious
t-shirt for only $3.
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But you could've
gotten it from the
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grab room for free.
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Oh, we don't love him
for his intellect, Mona.
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My new on-line lady
loves everything about me.
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On-line lady? Lay it on me.
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Well, it's been a
couple of weeks,
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but we text all the time.
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Hmm. It's pretty intense.
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What's her name?
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Don't know.
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We don't talk details.
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It's deep like that.
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[Beeping]
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Oh, excuse me.
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It's beyonce!
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What? We met on
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a music-lover's web site.
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I profiled myself as Jay-Z,
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and she was beyonce.
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We're cute like that.
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Oh, seems my lady love
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is finally ready
to meet in person.
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Does lady love
know you say things
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like "lady love?"
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Tonight at little bar.
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She says she'll be
wearing a purple shirt.
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Hmm. Can't wait to
see my lady in purple:
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A color of passion
and always in fashion.
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I'm poetic like that.
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I think I'm gonna
be sick like that.
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Now, I've packed everything
you'll need for tonight:
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Your business cards to show off,
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breath mints for that
minty-fresh feeling,
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and condoms, 'cause
you never know.
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Thank you for saying
that in front of my mother.
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They're not for
you, silly. Ha ha ha.
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They're for the
other sluts. Bye.
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I don't know why
you're going to this thing.
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Those kids were awful to you.
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Ma...
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Every day you'd come
home from school all upset
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and eat a big old
tub of pudding.
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I don't have time to make
you anymore pudding.
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I got a boyfriend to
make pudding for now.
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Ma, seeing these people
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is gonna be different this time.
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I mean, I bet I'm one of
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the most successful
people in my class.
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Then let 'em read
about you in the paper.
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Why spend an evening
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with people who bring you down?
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Yeah. I never spend
time with people like that.
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Don't worry. I'll be fine.
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Besides, it might be fun.
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Ok, go, but I'll have
some pudding in the fridge
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just in case.
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[Knocking]
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Ugh. Ugh.
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Now that the unpleasantries
are out of the way,
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honey blossom,
you look beautiful.
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That outfit needs
just one thing.
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Well, maybe more than one thing,
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but I only brought you this:
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A wrist corsage.
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This is a reunion, big
Dee Dee, not a prom.
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Yes, but you'll appreciate
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the scent of lavender
and tea roses
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when you start to sweat,
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as you tend to do
in a social setting.
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What are you doing here?
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I left something in the office.
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What are you doing here?
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Just tidying up.
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You know, I can't concentrate
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in a dirty work space.
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Oh... ok.
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For god's sake,
stop badgering me!
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I admit it.
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I'm the one selling
delicious stuff on eBay,
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but you don't understand.
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Do you know what I need
to buy a house? Money.
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Do you know what I
don't make working here?
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Money.
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Do you know what I'm gonna get
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for selling all
this crap on-line?
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Money!
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You know what I
call that? Stealing.
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Stealing is taking
something that people want,
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not dusty old giveaways
from the grab room.
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I mean, seriously,
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who's gonna want a mouse pad
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that says delicious records?
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Hey, I bought one of those.
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I thought it was
a limited edition.
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It is, and a second one
is a steal at only 19.95.
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Mona Thorne?
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It's me, Whitney.
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Whitney? Wow. Hi.
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Um, you look different.
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Well, after, like, 3 kids,
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I don't have my
cheerleader body anymore,
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but I still have my spirit
hands and perfect teeth.
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And you... You
look, like, fantastic!
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Aw...
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Alicia, look who I found:
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Mona Thorne.
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Mona Thorne,
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i... i didn't even
recognize you.
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Doesn't she look,
like, fabulous?
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It's like you're a new person.
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It's like you had an
extreme makeover.
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It's like...
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Yeah, yeah. I got it!
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So, what have you
girls been up to?
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Professional cheerleaders?
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I'm a stay at home mom.
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It's, like, that hardest
job I could ever love!
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Well, I think it's great
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that you chose to
be with your kids.
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And I sell real estate
with my husband.
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We even has a bus
bench with our faces on it.
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What about you?
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Well, I haven't taken
the marital plunge yet,
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but I'm pretty busy
as vice president
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of a and r at delicious records.
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Ooh! Vice president!
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How exciting.
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Yeah, it's pretty cool.
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Do you know any,
like, celebrities?
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A few. Oh, in fact, I
just finished working
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with Jimmy jam and Terry Lewis.
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[Gasping]
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I once showed a house
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to kanye west's aunt,
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but it fell out of escrow.
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That's too bad.
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Well, I'm sure
you'll get a chance
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to sell a house to another
star's relative sometime.
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Well, congratulations, Mona.
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You've come, like, so
far since high school.
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Thank you.
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You know, I'm actually
glad that I came tonight.
263
00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,381
Is Amy getts here?
264
00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,466
No. She had to work.
265
00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:01,425
She's, like, a waitress.
266
00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:04,343
Amy's a waitress?
Oh, that is good.
267
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,482
Oh, that's too bad
she couldn't make it.
268
00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:09,043
Well, if you'll excuse me,
269
00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,350
I think I'm gonna go,
like, you know, mingle!
270
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:23,795
Are you beyonce?
271
00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,844
She wishes she had all this.
272
00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:34,979
You're not beyonce, right?
273
00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,329
And you ain't
Denzel, so beat it.
274
00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,338
Beyonce?
275
00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:48,208
No, but we could pretend.
276
00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:58,312
Beyonce?
277
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:01,696
Jay-Z? Oh, hell no!
278
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,764
You do look good.
279
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:11,322
Take that, Amy.
280
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:14,499
And can you believe he
still lives with his mom?
281
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:18,026
And what do you think
about Mona Thorne?
282
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:20,112
Well, she looks good...
283
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,861
But still single.
284
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:24,382
I know. It's so pathetic.
285
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,246
I mean all she has to talk about
286
00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:28,207
is, like, her achievements.
287
00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:30,386
She's still the same as
she was in high school.
288
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,652
Yeah. Remember what
we used to call her?
289
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,955
Both: Mona alone-a. Ha ha.
290
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,488
Hey, Dee Dee.
I'm at the reunion.
291
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,792
How's it going, and
why is there an echo?
292
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,319
Because just
like in high school,
293
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:48,802
I'm hiding out in
the bathroom stall
294
00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:50,932
with a cigarette I bummed
from the cleaning lady.
295
00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,714
And it's all thanks to you.
296
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,319
Mona, listen,
i... no. You listen.
297
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,599
The next time you
give me advice,
298
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:56,867
this is what I'm doing with it.
299
00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:00,238
[Flushing sound]
300
00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:02,158
Mona, I'm sorry,
301
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,003
I couldn't hear you
over the toilet flushing.
302
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,337
Oh...
303
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:13,784
["Celebration" playing]
304
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,959
Excuse me. Mona Thorne?
305
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,346
Oh, no. No, no. I'm not her.
306
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:25,879
But you're wearing her name tag.
307
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,402
Oh, this? It's a loner. Bye.
308
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:30,225
No, no, no. You are
definitely Mona Thorne.
309
00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:31,934
Come on. You remember me?
310
00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:33,842
We had all the same ap classes,
311
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,407
and we were on
debate team together.
312
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,153
No, we weren't. Yes, we were.
313
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:38,374
No, we weren't.
314
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:40,323
Yes, we were.
See? We still got it.
315
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:43,371
Now I remember. Hershel jobs?
316
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,028
You look fantastic.
317
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,292
Yeah, so do you,
318
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:47,484
but I always thought
you were beautiful.
319
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,415
Thank you, and
I've read about you
320
00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:50,727
in "Forbes" magazine.
321
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,823
Congratulations on
your software company.
322
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,952
Yeah, well, life's
been pretty good
323
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,425
to me since high school...
324
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:59,004
Not that it could get any worse.
325
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:01,262
Well, it actually got
worse for me tonight.
326
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,475
I'm just leaving.
327
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:03,964
Well, look, I was...
328
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,374
I was hoping we could
spend some time together.
329
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,923
I mean, you're one
of the few people
330
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,163
that were nice to me, Mona.Oh.
331
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:09,662
Hershel jobs?
332
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,395
You're like a
millionaire, right?
333
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,528
We were just talking about
334
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,319
how cool we always
thought you were.
335
00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:17,584
Really?
336
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,536
Now, was that before or after
337
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,344
you put the rubber dog
doo on my lunch tray?
338
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:23,847
Um... after?
339
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,243
Hmm. Mona...
340
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,587
Would you like to dance?
341
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:30,066
I would love to, hershel.
342
00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,067
You're not doing
anything. Hold this.
343
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,636
Damn. I can't believe we wasted
344
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,910
all that time on-line.
345
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,563
It wasn't a total waste.
346
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,296
I mean, it was cool finding out
347
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,107
your grandmom taught
you how to arm wrestle.
348
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,222
Hmm. Comes in handy
349
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,574
when one of my artists
gets out of line. Ha!
350
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,347
Forgot I told you about that.
351
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,620
She sounds incredible.
352
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,013
Yeah. When she died,
353
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,096
I felt like I lost
my role model.
354
00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,895
Kind of like how you
felt when your dad left.
355
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,836
I know. Like you said:
356
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,889
You need someone
to believe in you
357
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,334
when you can't
believe in yourself.
358
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:09,280
You know, the on-line
Spencer sure is different
359
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,810
from the one I see at work.
360
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,333
The same with you.
361
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:13,976
You never struck me as the type
362
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,770
that cries every time she
hears "I believe I can fly."
363
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,599
Ok. Now that stays between us.
364
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,375
As a matter of fact,
all of this, Spencer,
365
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,950
it stays between us. You got it?
366
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,687
Yes, ma'am.
367
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,647
Looks like neither one of us
368
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,386
is getting lucky tonight.
369
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,037
Hmm. Speak for yourself.
370
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,571
A sister always got a backup.
371
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:45,674
Excuse me, have you
seen Mona Thorne?
372
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,194
Oh, god, she's having a seizure.
373
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,890
No... she's just dancing.
374
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,553
Mona, I'm here.
375
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,326
Everything's gonna be ok.
376
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,141
I brought tiny tissues
and a nicotine patch.
377
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,212
Dee Dee, this is hershel.
378
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:06,295
Nice to meet you.
379
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,780
Thanks for looking after her.
380
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:08,913
I'll take it from here.
381
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:09,905
Let's go home, Mona.
382
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,166
Oh, Dee Dee. Dee Dee,
383
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,448
it was really sweet
of you to come down,
384
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:13,476
but I'm ok now.
385
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:14,844
I'm actually having a good time.
386
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,020
But I thought you were crying
387
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,385
and smoking in the ladies room.
388
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:18,851
Yeah, and now i'm
dancing and hooking up
389
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,494
with a multimillionaire.
390
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,842
And look, those
evil cheerleaders
391
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,583
can do nothing but watch me.
392
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:29,843
Whoo. Whoo!
393
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,756
Spencer, I was
thinking about you
394
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,107
over the weekend.
395
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:38,827
Hey, I thought we put
that to rest, woman.
396
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:42,030
That's not just
resting, it's dead.
397
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:45,505
Coffin closed. This is business.
398
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,246
I've decided you need a new job.
399
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,727
Wait. One bad date and I'm gone?
400
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,948
No, I think you're better suited
401
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,818
to work in marketing
instead of a and r.
402
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:55,739
Marketing?
403
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,264
You're a natural.
404
00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,607
Your "Dallas is delicious"
campaign really worked,
405
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,087
you're always on
top of the trends,
406
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,787
and you sold
yourself to me on-line.
407
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,785
That's proof you
can sell anything
408
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,527
no matter how
shabby it really is.
409
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,315
I always knew you must
have some hidden talent,
410
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,575
I just didn't know what.
411
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,192
Now I do.
412
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,501
But I really do like a and r.
413
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,165
So, you don't want
to be a vice president?
414
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,805
But I love marketing!
415
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,983
Good. Congratulations,
and don't let me down.
416
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,161
You won't regret this, Kai.
417
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:30,337
Hey, Mona, check
out the new v.P.!
418
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,341
Oh, Adam, I was the top bidder
419
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,207
on that delicious jacket
that you auctioned,
420
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,688
so skip the shipping
and handling
421
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:37,818
and just give it to me.
422
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,178
Oh, Adam, we hardly knew ye.
423
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,134
Please don't fire me.
424
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,961
Why would I fire you
when I can torture you?
425
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,139
I've hidden your paycheck
somewhere in the building.
426
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,615
Good luck finding it.
427
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,148
You know, I've really
enjoyed these last few days,
428
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,080
and I think this is the
first place we've eaten
429
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,982
that you haven't owned.
430
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,850
This reminds me of when
we used to have lunch
431
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,071
back in high school.
432
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,440
Didn't you have
an allergic reaction
433
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:13,466
to peanuts one time,
434
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:14,574
and I had to give you that shot?
435
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:15,758
I pay someone to do that now.
436
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,557
Perfect. Hey, hershel, look.
437
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,257
It's Amy getts.
438
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:23,776
Wait. The cheerleader?
439
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,088
Well, she was a cheerleader.
440
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,094
Now she's a waitress
who just happens to be
441
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,086
at the restaurant
I chose for lunch.
442
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,698
I love reunion.Com. Oh, server!
443
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,364
Mona Thorne? Oh, my god.
444
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,747
You look great.
445
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,100
Whitney was
right. It is a miracle.
446
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,060
Hi, it's Amy, right?
447
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,850
Like you forgot.
448
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,501
And hershel jobs,
449
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,719
boy, have I heard
a lot about you.
450
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,898
Congratulations on your success.
451
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:56,211
Wow. That's... that's
more than you've said to me
452
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,642
in 4 years of high school.
453
00:17:57,728 --> 00:17:59,428
Excuse me, waitress,
could we order?
454
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:02,263
Oh, Mona, you
always were hungry.
455
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,612
I'll be right back.
456
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,432
I can't believe
she's flirting with you
457
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,740
right in front of me.
458
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,605
She's just being friendly.
459
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,047
If she was any friendlier,
460
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,533
I'd have to scrape
her off your lap.
461
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,441
I brought you some fresh rolls,
462
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:19,051
and they're hot,
463
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,931
so look over the menu,
464
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,132
and call me when you know
what you're in the mood for.
465
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,238
Tee he. Well, that
wasn't too obvious.
466
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,090
You really think she
was coming on to me?
467
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,071
I don't see a
massage on the menu.
468
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,177
Sorry, Mona. I'll see you later.
469
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,505
What?
470
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,818
I finally have a
shot at Amy getts.
471
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,035
Come on, can you blame me?
472
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,564
But she only wants
you for your money.
473
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:48,868
Why do you think
474
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,613
I wanted to make
money in the first place?
475
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,314
This is the payoff
of all my hard work.
476
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,310
Look, here's $100.
477
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:56,915
Order whatever you like,
478
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:59,525
and try the rolls. They're hot.
479
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:06,705
Triple word score.
480
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,017
That is not a word.
481
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:11,283
Mona, I got your
message about hershel.
482
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,237
I can't believe
483
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:13,715
he just dumped you for Amy.
484
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,284
You got dumped?
485
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:16,891
I told you not to
go to that reunion.
486
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,741
What did I tell you?
Tell me what I told you.
487
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,116
I'll tell you what I told you.
488
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,332
I told you...
489
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,211
I know what you told me, ma,
490
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,642
but I went, and I'm fine.
491
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:27,118
Even remembered what
was so nasty about smoking.
492
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,209
Actually, I'm in a better place.
493
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,558
Mona, I can't keep up with you.
494
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:32,648
You're happy, you're sad,
495
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:33,886
you're smoking, you're dancing.
496
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:35,271
Pick a mood and
go with it, sister.
497
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,963
Listen, I just went
out with hershel
498
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,477
to get back at those girls,
499
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,530
but then I realized I was
trying to impress people
500
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:43,786
who shouldn't matter to me.
501
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,268
Anyway, it all worked out,
502
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:46,578
and I didn't leave Amy a tip.
503
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,193
What does she need your tip for
504
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,494
when she's got Mr. Moneybags?
505
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:53,930
Thanks for putting
it in perspective, ma.
506
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,368
Well, if I don't, who will?
507
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,827
Mona, voice-over: One
thing is clear about the past:
508
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,381
You can't change it,
509
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,682
so I'm gonna focus
on what I can change:
510
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,468
My outlook.
511
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,843
And hershel will get his karmic
payback when Amy cheats on him.
512
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,599
It's just a matter of time.
513
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,947
There's a reason we called
her "Amy getts-around."
514
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:15,477
I'm certain good things
are headed my way.
515
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,412
I mean, if the universe can
make Spencer a vice president,
516
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:18,743
anything's possible.
517
00:20:18,793 --> 00:20:23,343
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