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Mona Thorne.
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Yes, bill, you'll have the press
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packets on time.
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Ok. Bye.
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Mona Thorne.
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Oh, Jim, I need
a list of the cities
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hosting the events,
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and I need it now. Thank you.
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What else you need, baby girl?
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Chauncey, show some respect.
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I am a vice president.
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My bad.
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What else you need,
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vice president baby girl?
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Man, this talent search
is wearing me out.
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For once when I tell the ladies
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I'm working late,
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I'm not lying.
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Sorry, Mona.
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I couldn't fit the
delicious logo
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onto the contest rules.
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It seems I can't shrink things.
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I can only make them larger.
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Take that any way you like.
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I don't know how
we're going to get
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everything finished.
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You know what we need?
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I'll tell you what we need.
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We need an assistant.
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Done! You need some help?
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I got you some help.
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How did you know?
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Please. I'm the boss.
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I pay myself way
more than I pay you
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to anticipate these things.
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How much more?
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You can't count that high.
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Everybody, this is Derek.
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Derek, meet Mona,
Spencer, and Adam.
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Mona's the one that matters.
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Welcome to delicious, Derek.
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Now usually, we take
you out to lunch on
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your first day,
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but we don't have
time to eat anymore.
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So let's get crackin'.
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Well, uh, Mona, Spencer, Adam,
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I just want to take this time
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to thank you all
for this opportunity,
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and what better
way to say thank you
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than with food?
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So... for Mona,
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I got you
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a chocolate chip cookie.
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Oh.
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Spencer, you look
like a brownie man.
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And for Adam,
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a cupcake that captures
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his essence.
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Oh, my favorite.
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Hello, kitty.
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Are you psychic or something?
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I'm your assistant.
It's my job to know.
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I'll go get my things.
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Let's just hope he can spell.
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Who cares?
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My cupcake has
pudding in the center.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you're finding
you, I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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And since we're
going to the aquarium,
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I decided on a theme lunch:
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Tuna fish sandwiches,
goldfish crackers,
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and cookies shaped like shamu.
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Isn't Dee Dee amazing?
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I mean, I don't know
how she finds time
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for me and the girls
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and still goes to law school.
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Well, it helps to play
hooky once in a while.
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I'm telling.
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[Both laugh]
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Carter, not in
front of the girls.
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Not in front of me.
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So, girls, tuna fish, huh?
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Hey, did you know
you can tune a guitar,
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but you can't tuna fish?
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[Mona laughs]
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Kids don't get me.
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We only laugh when it's funny.
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Well, hello.
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And good-bye. Time to go, kids.
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Carter del torro.
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It's about time I met
the famous author.
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You know, I thought
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it was just your picture
on the book jacket,
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but your head is big.
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[Laughs]
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I bet you're Phyllis.
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Cute kids. Same mama?
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You're definitely Phyllis.
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Ok, little fishes,
let's get swimming.
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Dee Dee and kids: Yay!
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"Tune a guitar?" Oh, Mona.
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[Door closes]
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Ha. Dee Dee's got a man.
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Where your man?
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Believe me, ma, if I knew,
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I would put on my good
underwear and go there.
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So how does big
girl feel about being
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a big grandma?
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Actually, big Dee Dee
doesn't know about Carter.
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I know something
about her daughter
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she doesn't?
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Whoo! How am I
gonna drop this bomb?
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You are not gonna
tell her anything.
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You never let me have any fun.
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Welcome to my childhood.
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Derek, where is the mailing list
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I asked you to do...
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Ah, ah. Pleasure
before business, Mona.
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I painted this for you.
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Oh! "World's greatest
boss." Thanks.
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And thanks for the personalized
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horoscope, Derek.
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I really do feel like
it's my time to shine.
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Hey, Derek. That new
scented soap in the bathroom
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smells fantastic.
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I can't stop washing my hands.
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Of course, it
could be my o.C.D.,
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but it does smell fantastic.
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Well, Derek seems
to be fitting in.
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Everybody loves
him. Do you love him?
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Hmm. Well, he did hook
me up with Alicia in legal.
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You know she wears that ring
to keep unwanted brothers away.
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Turns out... ha-I'm
not unwanted.
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And he did do a great job
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cataloging the
video submissions.
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Yeah, I did those last night...
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In exchange for the
hookup with Alicia.
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But he did type those
addresses like I asked.
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No, I came in early this morning
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and typed those.
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What? He told me I was pretty.
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Well, if I'm doing your work,
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and you're doing my
work, what's Derek doing?
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Group, dancing a conga:
♪ da-da da-da da da! ♪
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Ok. What's it gonna
cost to keep Phyllis
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from talking?
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I never thought I'd
say this, Dee Dee,
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but you don't have
that kind of money.
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Oprah doesn't have
that kind of money.
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I've worked hard to
keep Carter a secret,
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and I want it to stay that way.
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Well, I don't get why
you're still keeping
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him from your parents.
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Let me tell you a little story.
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The time: Summer of '96.
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The place: The bay area
gymnastics semifinals.
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I fell for Patrick,
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a sweet, handsome
prince of the pommel horse.
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Our eyes met over
the chalk bucket,
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and we never looked back.
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If you say he vaulted
into your heart, I'm leaving.
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Ok. Long story short.
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My parents took one look at this
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public school boy
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with his strip mall haircut,
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and promptly sent
me on a trip to Europe.
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You dated a guy from
the wrong side of the tracks
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and got a trip to Europe?
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When I did that,
all I got was mono.
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The point is, he was taboo,
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and so is Carter.
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He's older. He's divorced,
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and he comes
with two little cute
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pieces of baggage.
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All of the above: Taboo.
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Dee Dee, when
your parents find out
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how much you like Carter,
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they'll deal with it.
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And if you don't tell
them soon, my mom will,
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and since I forbid her to,
it may already be too late.
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You're right. I should
just get it out in the open.
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But if Carter
doesn't make the cut,
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see if you can score
two tickets to Tahiti.
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You're gonna need
someone to help you snorkel
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through the pain.
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Malo'e lelei, islanders.
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Care for a cocktail?
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What's going on?
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It's Tongan Tuesday.
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Didn't you get Derek's memo?
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Oh, so Derek cantype.
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That man has brought so much joy
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into this dank hovel
of a workplace.
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And I'm not ashamed to say it:
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He makes me feel more than I am.
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He completes me.
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Malo'e lelei. Ha ha!
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Oh, great!
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You guys are just in time
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to get lei'd.
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Roasted pig in the break room
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in an hour!
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Derek, we have a problem.
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[Caribbean accent]
There are no problems
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on delicious island.
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[Mocking Derek]
There also no work
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being done
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on delicious island!
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[Sighs] Look, Derek,
we really like you,
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but we need you
to focus and do...
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[regular voice]
Mona, Mona, Mona...
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You're so stressed,
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and stress angers
the island gods.
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Well, at least that's
what Kai tells us
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when she takes us
to Tonga every year
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for our family reunion.
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Family reunion?
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Yeah. We're cousins.
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They're cousins.
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Thanks again for inviting me.
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It's a nice change
to have a meal
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that doesn't come
with a free toy.
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Famous andfunny.
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Our daughter's a lucky girl.
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We're happy to have you.
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Surprised you've been
dating our daughter
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for a month without our
knowing of your existence,
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but still... Happy.
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[Laughs]
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So, Carter, how many
little cherubs do you have?
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4? 5? Any you might
not be aware of?
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He has two
beautiful little girls,
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Molly and Samantha.
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And they love Dee Dee.
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See? I haven't just added
one person to my life,
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I've added 3.
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I've actually considered
buying child seats
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for my beemer.
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And you should have
seen how great she was
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with the girls
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when we went to the aquarium
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Tuesday morning.
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Uh, Dee Dee, don't you
have constitutional law
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on Tuesday mornings?
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How do you know that?
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Because I'm paying for it.
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Isn't it nice to have
such a successful author
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in the house?
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You're prolific
for a 35-year-old.
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36? 38? Feel free to
stop me before I hit 40.
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Well, I just turned...
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Age doesn't matter, mother.
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You, of all people,
should know that.
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Carter, you seem
like a fine man,
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and obviously, you
make our little girl happy.
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Dee, bring out the good Brandy.
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Oh, my.
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Daddy doesn't even
bring out the good Brandy
268
00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,920
for his own brother.
269
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Because he's an alcoholic.
270
00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:39,802
So?
271
00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:41,413
I think Carter's a gem.
272
00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,803
You do? Absolutely.
273
00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,467
And Carter, I certainly
hope you can join us
274
00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:46,847
for the holidays.
275
00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,134
We'll finally have
someone tall enough
276
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to put the star
on top of the tree.
277
00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,214
Not that I mind
you standing on my
278
00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:54,637
shoulders, dear.
279
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[Door opens]
280
00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:03,564
You got some splainin'to do.
281
00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:06,426
Igot something to splain'?
282
00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:08,908
Yes. Why would you
let your baby sister
283
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,959
date a man so
obviously wrong for her?
284
00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,736
Ah, big Dee Dee.
285
00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:14,980
I hope you're having a good day,
286
00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:17,875
'cause I'm about to ruin it.
287
00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,525
She already knows
about Carter, ma.
288
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,969
Damn!
289
00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:24,185
I knew I should have
sent that candy-gram.
290
00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:25,965
Dee Dee said the
dinner was a big success.
291
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,840
I heard dad even brought
out the good Brandy.
292
00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,021
No such thing.
293
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,236
It's cheap stuff in
a fancy decanter.
294
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:35,456
So he likes his Brandy
like he likes his women.
295
00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,807
Yes. Charles has
moved on from malt liquor
296
00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,768
in a shapeless brown bag.
297
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,896
Can we stop sniping and
get back to blaming me
298
00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:46,121
for no reason?
299
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:47,470
The truth is, this relationship
300
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,609
has your father and
I very concerned.
301
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,092
Well, why aren't you having this
302
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,522
conversation with Dee Dee?
303
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:53,798
Because if I say
I don't approve,
304
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:54,567
it'll drive Dee Dee right into
305
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:55,834
Carter's arms.
306
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,146
That's why you're
going to convince her
307
00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:57,958
to break up with that want-to-be
308
00:10:58,048 --> 00:10:59,958
Walter mosley.
309
00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:01,750
This'll wreck ya.
310
00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,115
Bet you didn't
know Charles spent
311
00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:04,270
a night in jail.
312
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:05,749
Protest in college. Nice try.
313
00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:08,709
Damn!
314
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,228
Mona, don't you see?
315
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:11,891
Dee Dee's future is too bright
316
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:13,035
for her to be skipping class
317
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:14,673
to raise somebody else's kids.
318
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,041
I mean, she's putting
the children's needs
319
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:16,976
before her own.
320
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,847
I blame her nanny.
321
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:21,419
You should handle this yourself.
322
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:24,946
I am, by manipulating
from the sidelines.
323
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:27,562
Look, we're one big,
loving family now.
324
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,859
I mean, we help each other.
325
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,341
We support each other.
326
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,080
We're the wind beneath
each other's wings.
327
00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:35,561
Now get out there and break up
328
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:36,571
that happy couple.
329
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,182
Yeah!
330
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:46,918
Hey, Dee Dee.
331
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,290
Look, what I'm
about to tell you,
332
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:50,009
it isn't going to be
easy to hear, so...
333
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,620
My parents don't like Carter.
334
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,231
Thanks, but I already know.
335
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:54,891
How could you
possible know that?
336
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,185
Hey, baby.
337
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,411
Ma, I was supposed
to tell Dee Dee.
338
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:00,911
Then you should
have taken those stairs
339
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,457
two at a time.
340
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:06,289
Come on!
341
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:07,657
You're not getting
in my toolbox,
342
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,417
Mr. Naughty repairman!
343
00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,031
[Both laughing]
344
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,081
Ahem!
345
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,297
Oh, hello, sweetheart.
346
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:16,946
Why are you here, dear?
347
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,520
Can you come back later?
348
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,128
I can't believe you lied to me
349
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,438
about my relationship,
350
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:23,664
you brought Mona into it,
351
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,483
and you don't like Carter.
352
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:26,750
It's like this, dear.
353
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:27,983
We lied to you about
your relationship,
354
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:28,918
we brought Mona into it, and
355
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,969
we don't like Carter.
356
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,925
Well, I guess I
had it all wrong.
357
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,885
Sweetheart, Carter's impressive,
358
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,193
but he's too old.
359
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,189
And he's got 2
kids. That's a huge
360
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,981
responsibility.
361
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,645
Trust us, that is not
an ideal way to start
362
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:44,585
a relationship.
363
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,496
But we're making it work,
364
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,071
and everyone makes compromises
365
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,728
in their relationship.
366
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:50,732
That's true, dear,
but one compromise
367
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,083
you can never make
368
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:54,122
is giving up your dream
for somebody else's.
369
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,038
You did it.
370
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,693
For once, we're
not talking about me.
371
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,448
Dee Dee, honey, you're
trading in your youth
372
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:01,475
and your freedom,
373
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:02,713
and you'll never get them back.
374
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,958
Ask Phyllis.
375
00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,285
We just want you to be as happy
376
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,920
as your mother and I are.
377
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,004
Running around the house
378
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,179
like a couple of horny kids?
379
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:14,138
Well, Viagra is an amazing drug,
380
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:17,618
close the drapes, Dee.
381
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,969
Sweetheart, we
just want your life
382
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,060
to be easier.
383
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,979
How about I just want my life
384
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:27,114
to be my life?
385
00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:30,109
Derek, could you send out
386
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,940
these additional press packets?
387
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,988
Um, actually, I haven't sent out
388
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:35,214
the first set yet,
389
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,862
but I did make fresh coffee.
390
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,337
But I told you to fed-ex em'
391
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:40,557
2 days ago.
392
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:43,255
Did I mention that
it's macadamia nut
393
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,804
with a hint of cinnamon?
And, oh, my goodness,
394
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,484
I forgot the biscotti.
395
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,085
Mmm, macadamia
nut's my favorite.
396
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:52,006
It's like he can see
inside our souls.
397
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:52,882
Oh, my god! Have you tried
398
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:55,052
this coffee?!
399
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,048
I think there's a hint of...
400
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,529
Cinnamon. I know.
401
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:01,010
Guess who didn't
send out the press kits.
402
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,671
Mona... How's my cousin
403
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,064
workin' out?
404
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,407
I can't think of enough
405
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:06,886
good things to say about him.
406
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:08,854
You can't say that
407
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:09,935
I don't take care of you.
408
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,019
So, now, the new publicist
409
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,497
will be here in an hour.
410
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,650
How long has she
had the press kits?
411
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,068
Well, if I give them to her now,
412
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,118
it would be 30 seconds.
413
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,548
So I take care of you,
414
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:20,991
but you don't take care of me.
415
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,337
Interesting.
416
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:26,296
Don't throw away
the classifieds.
417
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,817
Coffee, cuz?
418
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,090
Oh, wait.
419
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,172
I know how you like it.
420
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,961
Oh...
421
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,476
Ooh.
422
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,829
Word!
423
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,379
Somebody who knows
how I like my coffee
424
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:43,139
and my men... whipped.
425
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,860
And you should have
seen their faces when I said
426
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,584
I want my life to be mylife.
427
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,468
And when I left without
kissing them good-bye,
428
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,109
they knew I meant business.
429
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,153
Actually, Dee, I
think they might
430
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,499
have a point.
431
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:56,368
I know. It's outrageous.
They're completely...
432
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,550
What did you just say?
433
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,115
Well, baby, I had no idea
434
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,552
you were missing
classes on a regular basis.
435
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,289
And I thought kid
seat in the car thing
436
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,470
was just a joke.
437
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:05,905
Well, it's not.
438
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,062
Neither is the childproofing
439
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,780
I'm having done to my apartment.
440
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,035
Dee Dee, you don't childproof
441
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,907
for a 5 and an 8-year-old.
442
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,390
Even if you have
really nice things?
443
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,310
Look, I'm just saying
444
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:19,395
your parents have a right
445
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,403
to question
446
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:21,404
the choices you're making.
447
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,135
No, they don't. I'm grown.
448
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,616
Yes, you are. But...
449
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:26,837
You can't ignore the fact
450
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:27,796
that we're at different places
451
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,623
in our lives.
452
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:31,171
And I don't want to be
the guy you look up at
453
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,021
and resent 10 years from now.
454
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,558
Well, I'm starting to
resent you right now
455
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,366
for making me
think about all this.
456
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,808
Aw, baby...
457
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,245
Maybe we're just
moving too fast.
458
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,682
I mean, I gotta
think about Molly
459
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,029
and Samantha...
460
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:48,119
Who, by the way,
are getting really
461
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,948
attached to you.
462
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,996
I don't want my
girls to get hurt.
463
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,912
Uh! So much to think about!
464
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,958
Can't we just make out?
465
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,655
Look, I haven't even
planned what I'm gonna use
466
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,533
for the eyes on my
gingerbread men,
467
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,454
and you want me to plan
my whole life right now?
468
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:06,746
Well, you don't have to decide
469
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,095
right now...
470
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,745
But you do have
to think about it.
471
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:19,237
I can't believe we're
stuck with cousin kiss-ass.
472
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:20,716
All he does is plan parties
473
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,455
and Derek's def poetry jam.
474
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:24,607
Yeah, and then we get blamed
475
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:25,635
for him not sending out
476
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,590
the press packets.
477
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:29,731
Good coffee, though.
478
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,314
We just need to find
a way to convince Kai
479
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,988
to let me fire him.
480
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,429
Kai: Done.
481
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:36,516
Damn, woman,
482
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:38,044
put a bell around your neck!
483
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,737
I mean...
484
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:43,134
Good to see you, ma'am.
485
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,179
How long were
you standing there?
486
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,825
Long enough to
know my cousin's not
487
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,088
cutting it.
488
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,701
Now, why are you
two covering his butt?
489
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,971
Because he's your cousin?
490
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,754
Hey, I got a business to run.
491
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:54,928
I'd fire my mom if she was
492
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,714
slacking off.
493
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,098
Actually, I have, and that's why
494
00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:00,801
she's not talking to me.
495
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,279
Look, Derek's a lot of fun,
496
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,999
but I don't know what
he's like to work with.
497
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,463
Neither do I.
498
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,067
I thought i'd get you some help.
499
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,767
If Derek's making
your job harder,
500
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:13,034
can his ass.
501
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,769
I should probably do
it before he puts out
502
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:18,469
the happy hour hors d'oeuvres.
503
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:21,129
[Cheers, applause]
504
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:24,094
Happy favorite boss day!
505
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,743
Oh, Derek, that's so sweet.
506
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:30,138
You're fired.
507
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:33,403
What? But i'm so popular.
508
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:34,877
I'm sorry, Derek,
but it's just...
509
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:38,536
It's not working out.
510
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:39,642
Who's gonna run the big top
511
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:40,967
on circus Thursday?
512
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,190
And... and who's gonna
host the trivia contest?
513
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:44,799
Thanks, Mona.
514
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:48,369
Extinguish the shining
light in our murky world!
515
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:51,808
We'll never forget you, Derek.
516
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,416
Bye, guys.
517
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:59,467
Needless to say...
Twister has been cancelled.
518
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:04,036
[All] Boo!
519
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,736
Better you than me.
520
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,094
♪ Ran my three miles ♪
521
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,614
♪ to clear my mind ♪
522
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,918
♪ it always helps me out ♪
523
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,924
♪ it's my therapy ♪
524
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:17,006
♪ when I'm losin' it ♪
525
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,876
♪ which is usually, hey ♪
526
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:24,759
♪ I'm on an emotional
rollercoaster ♪
527
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:29,462
♪ lovin' you ain't
got... ♪[Stereo off]
528
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,203
Mom, what are you doing here?
529
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,565
I can't stop thinking
about the way things
530
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,250
ended last night.
531
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:37,402
[Sighs] Whatever
you decide to do
532
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,860
with Carter...
533
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,033
You have my support.
534
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,900
[Sniffles]
535
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:45,431
We decided to take a break.
536
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,995
Oh. I'm sorry.
537
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,303
Mom, it's ok.
538
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:51,739
We're just taking a step back
539
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,866
so we can gain some perspective.
540
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:58,618
Oh... little Dee,
you must be hurting.
541
00:18:58,702 --> 00:18:59,922
Not being able to protect your
542
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,228
children from pain
543
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,934
is... the hardest part
of being a parent.
544
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,562
I guess that's why I
wasn't honest with you
545
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:08,629
about Carter at first.
546
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:09,892
Mom, I understand,
547
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:11,984
but you've got
to accept the fact
548
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,333
that I'm growing up,
549
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:16,553
and you need to let me
make my own choices.
550
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,293
Agreed.
551
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:22,025
And thanks for coming by here.
552
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:23,547
I know it's hard
for you to admit it
553
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,860
when you're wrong.
554
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,026
I never said I was wrong.
555
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,561
I said I loved you
and supported you.
556
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,299
Well, I'll take what I can get.
557
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:36,869
Is there anything I
can do for you now?
558
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,308
You want go go shopping?
559
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,345
I could use a little pick-me-up.
560
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,361
You don't ever need
a reason to shop.
561
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:44,943
I'll call neiman's
and tell them to hold
562
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,136
our parking space.
563
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:52,887
[Sighs] Mmm.
564
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:58,366
Hey, everybody, it's
pajama day. Yay...
565
00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,908
Do you think you
can buy our love back
566
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:02,507
with a crappy theme day
and some pecan sandies?
567
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,862
Think again.
568
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,685
So, nobody dressed
up or pajama day?
569
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,873
Guess it's just
you and me, Mona.
570
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:19,313
But crank up the
heat! I'm freezing!
571
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,392
I noticed.
572
00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:48,895
Woman: Whoohoo! [Giggles]
573
00:20:48,945 --> 00:20:53,495
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