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[Knock on door]
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Guess who I just picked
up from the airport?
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Ok, I'll take a wild
stab and say Camille.
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Just can't get anything
past you, can we?
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How was your
vacation in england?
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We missed you.
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I missed you more than she did.
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Actually, it was a
working vacation.
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I did an outdoor
shoot for British vogue,
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and I learned a
really valuable lesson:
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Never try and photograph
supermodels on a windy day.
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They just blow over.
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[Laughter]
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Well, we're glad you're back.
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I'm more glad than she is.
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Ooh, before I
forget, I brought gifts.
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Mona, this is for you.
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Wow, a burberry scarf?
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You didn't have to
spend this kind of money.
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I didn't. It's a knock-off.
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Well, then it'll go with
everything else in my closet.
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And this is for you.
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A sweater. Ha! I love it.
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She'll give me
my real gift later.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you're finding
you, I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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[Laughs]
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[Knock on door]
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Hello, snickerdoodle.
Are you alone?
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Oh, silly me. Of course you are.
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Can we come in?
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Well, I was just about to
pop open a soup for one
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and stare at the wall,
but I guess that can wait.
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I need to ask you a favor.
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My mom wants to make a
really special birth announcement.
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She was thinking
something musical,
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like a cd with her singing a
lullaby to welcome the baby.
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We need you to find
us a studio to record it.
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Well, why aren't you asking me?
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Artists never negotiate
for themselves.
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Well, I do have connections
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at a couple of
recording studios.
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Maybe I can help you.
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Wonderful.
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And when the cd's finished,
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you can have your
name on it as producer,
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as long as it's in really small
type in the corner on the back.
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[Knock on door]
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Hey, baby, I wanted to... oh.
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Phyllis, what an
interesting look.
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I can see what you're
aiming for, but you missed.
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You know, I was just thinking
about you on the drive over.
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I saw a sign that read,
"caution: Wide load."
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Ma, what's in the box?
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It's a gift. Open it.
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Ooh.
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[Gasps]
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Ma, I think one of your
cats climbed in here
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and ate my present.
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The cat is your present.
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Oh, why, Phyllis,
you've had another litter.
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Ahh, the resemblance
is striking,
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especially around the
whiskers, you know.
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Mom.
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I rescued him from the pound.
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I thought you and smokey
would love each other.
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Wow, now I'm a single
woman with a cat.
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Like mother like daughter.
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Hee, hee, hee!
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Oh... this feels so good.
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I've been looking
forward to this.
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So have I.
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There's nothing better
than welcome home sex,
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except for making up sex
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and backyard jacuzzi sex.
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But it's right up there.
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Spencer, would you mind terribly
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if we didn't have sex tonight?
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Uh, yeah.
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How about a little foreplay?
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I could do the Joe boxer
dance without the boxers.
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Spencer...
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I'm just really tired.
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Oh.
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Something bothering you?
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I mean, you haven't been
yourself since you got back.
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Every time I tried to touch
you today, you pulled away.
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I did?
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Yeah.
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What happened
over there in england?
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You didn't meet
another guy, did you?
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No. I'm just
jet-lagged. That's all.
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[Sighs]
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You know I love you, right?
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I know.
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Well, don't you see?
The cat is symbolic.
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My mother's finally
given up on me.
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I can't give her
grandbabies, so...
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She's settling for kittens.
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What should I do?
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Ahh! A naked man.
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If I hired a naked man, I
wouldn't have this problem.
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No. I mean, there is a naked
man behind you in the booth.
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He could be yours.
Turn around slowly.
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I don't care what it
costs your mother.
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We are recording here.
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Hi. I'm Dee Dee,
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and this is my
single sister Mona.
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I'm Nick.
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Sorry. I wasn't expecting you
guys for another half an hour.
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I was just doin' a
little yoga to loosen up.
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Mona's loose. I mean...
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She does yoga, too.
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We were thinking
about booking a session,
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so we came by to
check out the place.
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Are you part of the package?
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I amthe package.
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I mix, record, and, in a
pinch, I sing a little backup.
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It's a one-man operation.
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Well, one man and a cranky old
white lady who answers the phone.
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[All laugh]
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How'd you guys
hear about the place?
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Through my label.
I work for delicious.
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Ha, ha, ha! She doesn't
just work for delicious.
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She isdelicious.
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She is the vice
president of a&r.
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Isn't that impressive for
someone so young and available?
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Hey, I thought I'd
seen you before.
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You were in urbmagazine
last year, right?
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You read that?
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Like 90 times.
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It's the only thing
in my bathroom.
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[Giggling]
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I thought you came
off honest and insightful.
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It was a beautiful
picture of you.
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You're just saying
that to get our business,
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and it's working. Can
we start tomorrow?
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One night your girlfriend
won't have sex with you,
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and something must be wrong?
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So you think so, too?
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No. I don't think so.
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Wait. You didn't do the Joe boxer
dance without the boxers, did you?
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Then I think she was
probably just tired, like she said.
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Look, I'm sure
everything's fine.
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When she comes over tonight,
just do something special,
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something romantic.
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I told you this is
where she was.
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Mom, what are you doin' here?
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Look at this face. Do you
know what this face is?
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I'll tell you what this face is.
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This was the face that
was looking up at me
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when I stopped by your apartment
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to see how much you're
enjoying looking at this face. Yeah.
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Well, I was just
about to go home.
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Just about doesn't cut it
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when you're sitting alone in
the dark waiting for your kibble.
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There's nothing worse than a
cat with abandonment issues.
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Trust me. They'll get even.
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I got the shredded
panty-hose to prove it.
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Ok, open your eyes.
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It's yum-a sutra
flavored warming gel.
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"Cinnamon for your buns."
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Mmm.
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[Sniffs] Interesting.
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Heats up when you
blow on it. Check it out.
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Spencer, you don't
have to do all this.
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There is nothing
wrong with our sex life,
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but there is something wrong.
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I knew it.
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It's another dude, isn't it?
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No.
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Actually, it's... It's
another country.
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When I was back home in england,
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I realized how much I miss it.
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It just felt so
right being there,
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being still for a while.
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This really hurts.
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Well, it's... it's not
easy for me, either.
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No. I mean this gel is
burning the hell out of my hand.
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I mean, why would
people put this on their butt?
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Spencer, what
i'm trying to say is,
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I'm ready to put down
roots somewhere,
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and that somewhere is england.
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Wait. How could we be together
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if we're so far apart?
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I guess we can't.
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Ok, so you knew dmx's
real name is Earl Simmons,
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but what about pink?
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Easy. Alicia Moore,
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and even the cranky old
white lady knows that one.
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Ok, let's get real.
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20 bucks on 50 cent.
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Ooh, now that's a hard one.
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I'm gonna have to say...
Bam! Curtis Jackson.
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You got me.
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Not yet.
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But I'm workin' on it.
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[Giggles]
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Well, you said it
was shabby-chic.
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You got half of it right.
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Nick, this is my mom.
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I'm the talent. But don't worry.
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I don't need any special
attention or treatment,
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except for the following:
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A microphone that's never
been used by anyone else,
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a bowl of honey/lemon
throat lozenges... mmm...
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And, please, don't
make direct eye contact
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while I lay down
my track. I hate that.
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Dee Dee: Come on, mom.
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Let's go hang your who's the
prettiest singer of them all mirror
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in the sound room.
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Ooh, yeah.
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Sorry about that, but
once you get to know her,
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she's even worse.
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Please, she's nothin'
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compared to some of
the artists I've worked with,
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and that includes ice cube,
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and if you can tell
me his real name,
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I'll give you your
20 bucks back,
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plus I'll take you to dinner.
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O'shea Jackson!
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That's right!
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That's right.
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You win.
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I think we both did.
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[Knock on door]
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Spencer, I haven't
heard from you all day.
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Are you all right?
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I got dumped.
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Camille broke up with me.
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She's movin' back to england.
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Man, I hate that country. I hate
their football, I hate their music,
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and I really hate
their hard-ass muffins.
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Can I stay here tonight?
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I don't want to be alone.
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Tonight, like, now, tonight?
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Of course you can stay.
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I just need to
make a phone call.
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You know, when
I said I loved her,
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they weren't just words.
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I never felt like that before.
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Now, look at me.
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I can barely look at myself.
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Thank god I look
better than I feel.
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Hi, Nick, it's Mona. Look,
I know it's last-minute,
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but I just can't
make it tonight.
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I've got a friendship emergency.
257
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,707
I'll explain it all
when I talk to you.
258
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,842
I will talk to you
again, won't I?
259
00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,395
Oh, damn, that sounds desperate.
260
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,191
Oh, damn, I just left
that on the message,
261
00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:10,706
and I just said
"damn' twice. Oh.
262
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:13,854
Oh.
263
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,849
Here.
264
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:19,497
These always
make me feel better.
265
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:20,461
Toffee?
266
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:21,589
Mm-hmm.
267
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,901
[Sobbing] English toffee.
268
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:29,384
[Scraping]
269
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:36,478
Oh, hey, I was just
writing you a note.
270
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:40,475
Mother wants gardenias on
the piano at the studio tomorrow.
271
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,329
She says if they're good
enough for Billie Holiday,
272
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:43,833
they're good enough for her.
273
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,270
[Sighs]
274
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,396
Wait. What are you doing here?
275
00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,119
I thought you and
Nick had a date tonight.
276
00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:51,283
Spencer and Camille broke up.
277
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:54,152
Oh, Spencer, I'm sorry.
278
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,145
Mona's been great
to stay with me,
279
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,977
but I never woulda hung out
if I'd known you had a date.
280
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,016
I mean, it's not like you
get that many chances.
281
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,288
[Knock on door]
282
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,857
Hey.
283
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,945
I'm here to help with
the friendship emergency.
284
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,364
Since you couldn't
come to the food,
285
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,473
I brought the food to you.
286
00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,558
Where have you been all my life?
287
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,557
You don't mind if I
cook for you, do you?
288
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,649
Of course, she doesn't mind.
289
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,789
Spencer and I were just
on the way up to my place.
290
00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:24,052
We were?
291
00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:25,704
Yes. You shouldn't be alone.
292
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:28,098
Besides, we've been
friends for over a year now.
293
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,662
You're my problem, too.
294
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:33,063
And you should be alone.
295
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:36,413
Thanks. Just feed him,
show him some attention,
296
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:37,784
and he'll fall
asleep in your lap.
297
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,370
Oh, what a sweet kitty.
298
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,464
I'm talkin' about Spencer. Oh.
299
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,418
I never saw it comin'.
300
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,423
I mean, why did
Camille do what she did?
301
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,725
Spencer, we're women.
302
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,382
We play games.
303
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:55,434
Maybe she's just
testing the relationship.
304
00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,260
You sound like you know
what you're talking about.
305
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:02,613
To save time, let's just
assume I know everything.
306
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,791
But she took me by surprise.
307
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,672
I mean, she didn't even
ask me to go with her.
308
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:10,089
Maybe she was
waiting for you to offer.
309
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,970
Maybe she was waiting
for you to ask her to stay.
310
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,136
Maybe it wasa test.
311
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:19,190
I say you go to Camille,
and you tell her how you feel.
312
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:21,576
That's the only way you'll
know for sure if it's over.
313
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:24,500
You're right. That's
what I'm gonna do.
314
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:26,146
I'm gonna go find my woman
315
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,500
and straighten this thing out.
316
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,849
That's the spirit!
You can do it!
317
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:35,643
Oh, brother's got his
work cut out for him.
318
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,687
Oh, my god, I'm
talking to a cat.
319
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,691
Please, don't tell Mona.
320
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,392
I'm sorry I burned the salmon.
321
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,125
It's a very oily fish,
322
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:49,696
and at least now I know
my smoke detectors work.
323
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,435
I can't believe this night.
324
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,436
Everything that could
go wrong pretty much did.
325
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,916
Well, at least
you're consistent.
326
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,282
Again, I am so sorry.
327
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,322
I'm not usually
nervous on a date.
328
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,237
And I usually am,
329
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:08,062
but I guess we have some
kind of odd effect on each other.
330
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,761
So you're not always this
confident and beautiful?
331
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,810
Ok, I am.
332
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:15,935
But some men are
intimidated by that.
333
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,252
I don't know why
I'm not myself tonight.
334
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,636
You know what might help?
335
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,949
Getting the first
kiss out of the way.
336
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:24,599
Really?
337
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,299
[Chuckles]
338
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,817
I'm likin' you more and more.
339
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,348
Camille.
340
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:38,701
Spencer.
341
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,400
I didn't expect to see you.
342
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,708
We need to talk.
343
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,493
Camille, I love you.
344
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,838
I've never felt this way
about anybody before.
345
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,318
You're the perfect woman for
me, and I know I'm good for you,
346
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,239
and I don't ever
want us to be apart,
347
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,764
and if that means
going to england,
348
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,237
then I'll find a way to do it.
349
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,547
As long as I don't
have to eat the food.
350
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,513
But what I really wish
you'd do instead is stay,
351
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,163
and if that means I have to beg,
352
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,857
then I'm not above
it. I've got good knees.
353
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:06,165
That is the sweetest thing
anyone has ever said to me.
354
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,783
So, did I pass the test?
355
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,264
'Cause I would love to go inside
356
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,464
and you can let that cab go.
357
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,477
All my bags are in it.
358
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:16,435
Why?
359
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:17,744
I'm going to the airport.
360
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,919
I have a flight to
London in 2 hours.
361
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:23,006
You're really taking this test
thing all the way, aren't you?
362
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:25,446
Spencer, there is no test.
363
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:26,973
I'm going home.
364
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,665
You're moving back
to england now?
365
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:31,885
Tonight?
366
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:35,374
You were gonna leave
without telling me?
367
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:38,146
I just thought it would
be better this way.
368
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:41,773
Maybe for you.
369
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,993
Look, Spencer,
370
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:48,473
I adore you, but I never expected
our relationship to go this far this fast.
371
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:52,426
I just started dating you
too soon after my divorce.
372
00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:56,126
You're a wonderful man,
and I really care about you,
373
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:59,776
but I just thought I should end
this before one of us got hurt.
374
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,051
It's too late for that.
375
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,921
I was gonna say good-bye.
376
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,919
I just...
377
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,271
Couldn't do it in person.
378
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,490
[Car horn honks]
379
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,930
I'll never forget you, Spencer.
380
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,866
I got a good feeling about this.
381
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:40,093
Take 43's gonna be the one.
382
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,825
Let me know when you're ready.
383
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,010
Kill me now.
384
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,622
[Chuckles]
385
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:48,942
I could have gone on the
road with Courtney love
386
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,974
and had an easier time.
387
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,973
Big Dee Dee's not
really that difficult.
388
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,965
You get used to her
after a couple of decades.
389
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,498
Is that how long
this is gonna take?
390
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:01,282
At least we'll suffer together.
391
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:04,848
I had to hit 4 korean
98 cent stores
392
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,416
to find my mom this damn fan.
393
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,806
Sorry. Carry on.
394
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:11,514
[Knocking]
395
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,335
Ready to go, Mrs. Thorne?
396
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:17,037
Ok, take 43. We're rolling.
397
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:21,425
[Plays intro]
398
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:25,088
♪ Baby mine, I love you so ♪
399
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,394
♪ I vow to never ♪
400
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,791
♪ let you go... ♪
401
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,144
Why in the hell do I
sound like I'm in a barrel?
402
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,970
I can't work with this.
403
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,095
Oh, hush up!
404
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,667
I thought we fixed
this 20 takes ago.
405
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,385
I can't believe I can't find
a professional engineer...
406
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:43,579
[takes volume out]
407
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,851
[Laughs]
408
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,588
I'm gonna go get
some more coffee.
409
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,591
Let me know if she tries
to kill the piano player.
410
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,467
My insurance doesn't cover that.
411
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,824
I never thanked you for
taking care of Spencer.
412
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:02,734
That was a really
wonderful, caring thing to do.
413
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:06,520
Wow, some burned fish
and a trip to second base
414
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,297
has put somebody in a good mood.
415
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:13,440
You gave me and Nick a chance
to have an amazing first date,
416
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,177
plus it's good to know Spencer
has someone else to go to.
417
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:20,529
'Cause you're gonna be busy doing
grown-up things with your man friend?
418
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:23,101
From your mouth to god's ear.
419
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:29,063
[Chuckles]
420
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,507
So, are you ok?
421
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:39,935
Anything I can do for you?
422
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:42,821
Yeah. Vacuum once in a while.
423
00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,784
There's a whole crumb
village down here.
424
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,392
[Knock on door]
425
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:47,783
Hey, baby.
426
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,215
Hey, baby's best friend.
427
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,742
I brought smokey some catnip.
428
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,306
This stuff is so high quality,
429
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,053
Tommy Chong could
sell it on his website.
430
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:58,531
Ma, I wanted to talk
to you about the cat.
431
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,175
It was a wonderful gift,
432
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,789
but my life is
really full right now,
433
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,840
and I just can't give smokey
all the attention he deserves.
434
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,097
You gotta take him.
435
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,099
And have five cats?
436
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,451
If I did that, people might
start thinkin' I'm strange.
437
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:15,756
Yeah. Wouldn't want people
to start thinking that, would we?
438
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,510
So, I guess we need to start
looking for some lonely soul
439
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,332
who needs a little
love in their life.
440
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,952
[Babbling]
441
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:28,824
Well, that's done.
442
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:38,793
[Piano plays intro]
443
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,243
Big Dee Dee, on cd:
♪ you never know ♪
444
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,746
♪ what's in store ♪
445
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,752
♪ I thought I had
it all and more ♪
446
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,315
♪ all these years
I've been a mother ♪
447
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:50,413
♪ and a wife ♪
448
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:54,153
♪ but this is such
a sweet surprise ♪
449
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:58,936
♪ it's only now I realize ♪
450
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:01,593
♪ I've been waiting for you ♪
451
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:06,378
♪ all my life ♪
452
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:09,946
♪ baby mine, I love you so ♪
453
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,124
♪ I vow to never ♪
454
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,651
♪ let you go ♪
455
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:18,906
♪ I've been waiting ♪
for you ♪
456
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:24,310
♪ all my life ♪
457
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:30,838
[Closing song]
458
00:20:30,888 --> 00:20:35,438
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