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So, mom, what do you have
planned today? Shopping?
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I take it that's a
rhetorical question.
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[Knock on door]
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Hey, Dee dees big and small.
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I'm returning the earrings
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you wanted to wear
on your date with Clay.
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Clay? Is that a new Beau,
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or just an earthy spa treatment?
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He's a guy I met 2 weeks
ago at the justice ball.
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Who she's talked
about every day since.
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Ooh, a lawyer. Tell me more.
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Is he rich? Handsome? Rich?
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And remember, 2
out of 3 isn't bad.
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He's chief counsel for
his dad's oil business,
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but he's much more than that.
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The majority stockholder?
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No, I mean he's
sensitive, funny,
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and he has great taste.
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Look at these cute
shoes he bought me.
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He picked them
out all by himself.
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I know what you're thinking,
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and I have 2 words
for you: He's straight.
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Then I have 2 words for you:
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Marry him.
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[Theme song]
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♪ through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you're finding
you, I'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪
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[theme song]
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[Knock on door]
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Hey, Spence,
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you are not gonna believe this.
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Does it have to do with you?
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Yes. Something
that's all messed up?
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Yes. then I believe it.
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Thanks. So, anyway, i'm
on the phone with Marcus...
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The hunky horse trainer?
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Don't you ever knock, man?
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No, I find it throws off
the rhythm of my butting in.
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Go on. You're still seeing
the horse whisperer, huh?
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Not really. He keeps
canceling on me,
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and who are you, my mother?
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Well, we do have the
same suede gauchos.
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Although, I have
the butt for it.
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Anyway, Marcus
canceled on me again
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because he needs to deal
with a temperamental palomino.
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He'd probably be more interested
in me if my name was trigger.
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I told you not to trust a brother
who listens to country music.
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From now on, I am totally
focusing on my career,
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and I'm going to start
by getting delicious
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to sign that singer
we saw at bar deluxe.
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I think zora Kane
could be a star.
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She's got all the drama.
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When she came, I overheard her
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talking about her
breakup with Tony.
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I'd have more details,
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but I was interrupted
by an incoming call.
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In the past, I would have
been all over a woman like zora,
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but thanks to my girlfriend,
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I've learned sensitivity
and empathy.
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And several other words on that
word-a-day calendar she gave you.
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Very funny.
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Your caustic wit is enervating.
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October 8 and 9, respectively.
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[Theme song]
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Mona: What a sale.
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Zora, I can't believe
the great clothes
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we found for your performance.
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We almost lost that jacket to
the chick with the Macy gray hair.
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Nice work with the hip-check.
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Hey, if you got 'em, use 'em.
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You know? I had fun today.
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Me, too. Mona, I appreciate
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all the time you're giving me.
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You're doing everything you
can to get the label to sign me.
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You aredoing everything
you can, aren't you?
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There are people on
marketing I could sleep with,
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but if it backfired, i'd
really have low self-esteem.
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Been there.
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You know, it's been a while
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since I really clicked with
someone. We're a lot alike.
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So, your life is also where
relationships go to die?
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Pretty much.
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My most recent victim
was this guy Marcus.
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He's been in and out
of my life, like, 6 times,
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and every time he
comes back, I take him in.
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I am so weak.
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Yeah, well, we all
have that person,
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and for me, it's Tony.
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Well, from now on,
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men are off my to-do list.
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I wish I could write off my ex.
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Well, we'll just have to
keep each other strong.
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Hi, baby. I was
between clients, and...
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Oh, I didn't know
you had company.
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Mom, this is zora,
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america's next
big recording star.
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Zora, this is my mom.
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Hi.hi.
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I see where Mona gets her smile.
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And her hips.
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And her smart mouth.
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Well, I got to be going. It's
nice meeting you, Mrs. Thorne.
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You, too.
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See you tomorrow, Mona? Bye.
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Bye.
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Another girlfriend?
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When am I gonna walk in
and catch you with a man?
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When are you gonna
stop walking in here?
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When I catch you with a man.
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Duh.
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[Theme song]
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That was fantastic.
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You're beautiful,
and you can cook.
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Well, I have many
hidden talents.
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Oh, yeah?
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How about I show
you one of mine?
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Ooh.
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[Laughs]
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And I didn't even have
to ask, hint, or beg.
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Mm-mmm.
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Ooh. Ok...
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I'm begging. Don't stop.
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Ooh!
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[Theme song]
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So, you'll do one song here
for the department heads.
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When we do the showcase to get
you signed, there'll already be a buzz.
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I think it should be classy.
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You know, soft lighting,
leather, and lace.
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Maybe a big snake.
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Uh, we're trying to sell
zora, not phone sex.
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I'm sorry.
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I thought we were in
the music business.
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Well, it's a great
idea... Reptile aside,
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but I'm not sure I'm
worth all the trouble.
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Yes, you are.
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You are one of the most
talented people I know,
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and truly beautiful.
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I want the world
to see what I see.
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You're not saying that
'cause you're paid to?
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Until we get you signed, I'm
not paid to do a damn thing.
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You're special.
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And she means the
good kind of special,
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like "special k", not
like "special shoes".
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You know, your hands
remind me of Tony's,
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big and strong.
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Yeah, I get that a lot.
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Well, I guess.
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If you all think I'm worth
it, then maybe I am.
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Let's do it. I put
myself in your hands.
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It's a good place to be.
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We've got lots to do. Spence,
talk to the art department.
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I'll talk to marketing.
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This is gonna be great.
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Adam, can you hook zora
up with some herbal tea?
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So, Adam, how do you
think Mona would feel
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about being fixed
up with someone?
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I don't usually get involved
in my co-worker's business...
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But who you got for her?
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Actually, I was thinking
about maybe... Me.
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But why would you
want to ask Mona...
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Oh, my god! You're family.
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You really want to ask Mona out?
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There's a reason I shouldn't?
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I can't think of one.
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You know, it's moments like this
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that make being tied to a
headset for $9.00 an hour
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with no health benefits
almost palatable.
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You think I have a chance?
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I don't like getting involved,
but I do like to watch.
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So, I say find your moment,
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and go get your gal.
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[Laughs]
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[Theme song]
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Mmm. Clay, this is heavenly.
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Oh!
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I think I just
heard angels sing.
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I'm glad you're enjoying it.
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You are so perfect.
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I never get tired
of hearing that.
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I mean, your feet,
they're unbelievable.
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Like a mannequin's.
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And they thank you
for all the foot rubs
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you've given them on every date.
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You really have magic fingers.
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Now, why don't
you join me up here,
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and I'll show you a
little magic of my own?
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Oh, I think I'm already
under your spell.
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Nice as that feels, I don't
want you to get carpal tunnel.
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Ooh, yeah. I don't want that.
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You know, other parts of me
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would enjoy a visit
from your hands, too.
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How about I give you the tour?
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Oh, yeah, yeah...
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Mmm!
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Clay?
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Yeah.
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My neck's a little sore.
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I can work that out.
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Ok.
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All right. All right.
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I thought you were
gonna do my neck.
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I am.
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Reflexology on your feet
should take care of everything.
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Come on. Right here.
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You know what? My neck's better.
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How about a little kiss?
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Yeah.
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All right.Ok.
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[Theme song]
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Thanks for inviting me, Mona.
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You've talked up zora so much,
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I'm really anxious
to hear her sing.
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Clap really loud and keep
asking when her cd's coming out.
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Ok.
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All right, I think
we're just about set.
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Except I'm gettin' this
strange vibe from zora.
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I think she's hot for
me. Can't blame the girl.
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[Sighs]
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Not ever woman wants you.
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Hey, I know sexual
tension when I feel it.
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It's just like regular
tension, only lower.
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Thank you all for
making time for this.
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I would like to introduce
you to someone
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who will be a tremendous
addition to our roster.
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Give it up for zora.
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Thank you. I just
wrote this song,
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I'd like to dedicate it to
the new muse in my life.
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♪ Mmm-mm-mm ♪
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♪ welcome me back ♪
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♪ I've returned to
the land of the living ♪
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♪ and thanks to you ♪
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♪ I've gotten through all
the forgetting and forgiving ♪
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♪ you may not know ♪
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♪ the flame you lit
deep down inside me ♪
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♪ burns now for you ♪
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♪ so I think it's time I
finally made you see ♪
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♪ that I'm breathless
when you're near me ♪
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♪ dizzy with emotion ♪
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♪ held captive by your smile ♪
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♪ I'm really dazed
by my devotion ♪
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♪ though it took
me by surprise ♪
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♪ I've finally come to realize ♪
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♪ that I won't be home ♪
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♪ until I'm in your heart ♪
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♪ oh... ♪
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[Applause]
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Thank you. Ho ho ho oh...
258
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:45,616
So, Mona, what are you
gonna do about your lesbian?
259
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,705
First of all, zora's
not my lesbian.
260
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:52,885
And I can't believe she mistook
my attention for something more.
261
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:55,283
I told you those chunky
shoes were misleading.
262
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:59,071
All I did was service my artist.
263
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,983
You might wanna
rephrase that, sis.
264
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:05,379
I was just fawning over
zora to boost her confidence.
265
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:08,383
Now she's turned gay
and I'm responsible?
266
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:10,864
Don't blame yourself.
267
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,557
Besides, you can't
turn somebody gay.
268
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,524
Trust me, I've tried.
269
00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:19,558
Hold up. So that means
Tony, her ex, is a woman.
270
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,741
Zora said my hands
were like Tony's.
271
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,738
So that means I
have woman hands?
272
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:26,526
I can't believe none of us knew.
273
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:29,005
Yeah, can you believe
that? Not one of us knew.
274
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,485
The important thing
is her song killed.
275
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,487
The department
heads were digging her.
276
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:37,319
I don't wanna jeopardize
what we've worked so hard for.
277
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:39,148
She's got a big
showcase tomorrow.
278
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:40,846
How can I not say anything
279
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,854
and let her believe I
could be her girlfriend?
280
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,626
This is crazy.
281
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,640
I was trying to be a
mentor, not a muse.
282
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,898
What should I do?
283
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,286
Tell her the truth.
284
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,379
Let her down gently.
285
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,507
Buy me a mini Cooper.
286
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,211
What? I thought you
were taking requests.
287
00:12:58,386 --> 00:12:59,906
[Theme song]
288
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,646
So, what kind of
quirk does Clay have?
289
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:05,438
I can't get him to touch
anything but my feet.
290
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,483
You got him to touch your feet?
291
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,305
Yes, but he won't move up.
292
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:13,228
Even to my knee. And
all the good stuff is up.
293
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:18,319
But I am determined to get
him interested in the rest of me.
294
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:21,146
You know, Dee Dee, it's
kind of hard to relate to this.
295
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,585
No one's ever given
my feet a second look.
296
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,590
[Theme song]
297
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,637
Ok, baby, I'm off
to bargain buy.
298
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,722
Is there anything
you need 72 cans of?
299
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,335
Could you get me a vat of a1?
300
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,824
I'm thinking of having
800 of my closest friends
301
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,515
over for a barbecue.
302
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,212
Fine, make fun.
303
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,609
But when you need an
extra gallon of Mrs. Dash,
304
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,563
don't come running to me.
305
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,351
[Knock on door]
306
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:54,137
Zora? What are you doing here?
307
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:55,884
You haven't really
been available
308
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,745
to talk since I
sang at delicious,
309
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,097
so I decided to surprise
you. I hope that's ok.
310
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:03,407
Sure, it's ok. Why
wouldn't it be ok?
311
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:05,804
Well, I better be going.
312
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,588
I don't wanna
spoil your girl fun.
313
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,982
Don't go. I love it
when you spoil my fun.
314
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,626
No, I'm sure you two want
a little one-on-one time.
315
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,681
Bye.
316
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,992
Your mom's hip. She sensed
I wanted to be alone with you.
317
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,415
About that...
318
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,081
Mona, after Tony and I split up,
319
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,425
I felt totally lost,
320
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,174
but you found me.
321
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,258
I did?
322
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,964
You showed me
I could feel again.
323
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,262
Real feelings, deep feelings.
324
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,178
So, as I was trying to tell you,
325
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,403
you and I should
talk about that.
326
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,963
You seem tense.
Could be. Just a little.
327
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,051
I'd be happy to
give you a back rub.
328
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,360
Ooh! I don't think
that's a good idea.
329
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:44,884
Then, you give me one.
330
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,061
Let me get this off so
you can really get at me.
331
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,537
[Knock on door]
332
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:49,796
Oh, thank god...
333
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,409
Uh, that I haven't started yet.
334
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,849
Nothing worse than
massage-us interruptus.
335
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,292
Marcus!
336
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:58,904
Yeah, Mona, I've
been thinking and...
337
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,375
Who's your unbuttoned friend?
338
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,343
What are you doing here?
339
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,336
I thought you were
off branding a gelding,
340
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,648
whatever that is.
341
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,913
I've been thinking
about you, a lot,
342
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,997
and hoping maybe we
could give it another shot.
343
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,307
And you thought I'd
just be here like always
344
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,273
and just take you
back like always?
345
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:19,532
You always do.
346
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:24,144
Yeah? Well, this
is really bad timing.
347
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,357
Yeah. Really bad.
348
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,632
Marcus, zora. Zora, Marcus.
349
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,543
Oh.
350
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:36,238
I'm starting to get why we
always had trouble hooking up.
351
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:40,244
Well, now you know.
352
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,810
I guess you just can't assume
353
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,417
I'll always be there for you.
354
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,509
Yeah, Mona deserves better.
355
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,857
It's different. I don't
know if it's better.
356
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,038
But I guess there's
nothing else to talk about.
357
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,426
I can't think of anything.
358
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:55,648
Me either.
359
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,612
Then this really is good-bye?
360
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:05,565
Could I at least watch?
361
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,970
Ohh!
362
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,447
[Knock on door]
363
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,535
Come in. It's open.
364
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,452
Hello, gorgeous.
365
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,540
I come bearing gifts.
366
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:21,719
Ah, the secret
password. You may stay.
367
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:27,677
And you look beautiful
as... oh, my god.
368
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:30,767
What are those?
369
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:34,039
Just something I
treated myself to.
370
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,953
Uh, you mean mistreated.
371
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,298
What's up with that?
372
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,955
I just wanted you
to stop looking down
373
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,653
and notice my other assets.
374
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,790
Look, and the
rest of you is great,
375
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,923
but your feet... your
feet deserve a spotlight.
376
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:50,923
That's why I got you this.
377
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,280
[Gasps] A matching
ring and bracelet?
378
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:56,542
Yep.
379
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,064
For your big toe and your ankle.
380
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,456
That's it!
381
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:04,282
I've worked too hard
on my body and my mind
382
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,501
to make them have to
compete with my feet.
383
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,380
So you don't enjoy
all the rubbing
384
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:09,942
and stroking and caressing?
385
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,939
Ok, that was nice.
386
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,341
But still, you've got
to make a choice.
387
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,914
It's either move on
up or move on out.
388
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,743
Well, when you
put it that way...
389
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:22,692
[Sighs] Good-bye.
390
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,310
Are you serious?
391
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,004
You're actually leaving?
392
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:30,961
Yes.
393
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,711
But would you take
those boots off?
394
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,272
There's no reason for
the little ones to suffer.
395
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,489
[Theme song]
396
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,242
Hey, Mona... Excuse me.
397
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,893
I just saw zora. She
seemed really upbeat.
398
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,327
Guess you didn't
tell her you're straight.
399
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,548
No, and I do feel a
little guilty about that,
400
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,935
especially when I let
her treat me to the movies
401
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,639
and buy me popcorn.
402
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:58,766
Well, she paid for everything.
That never happens.
403
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,474
You know, that's pathetic.
404
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,208
Anyway, all the
bigwigs are here,
405
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,079
along with most
of the smaller wigs
406
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:08,131
and that random guy from
p.R. With the clip-on dreads.
407
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,350
If zora nails this showcase,
408
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,127
it's only a matter of time
409
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,441
before I put a gold record
where my traknox poster is.
410
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,398
[Sighs]
411
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:17,616
Can I talk to you?
412
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,135
Look, I know you're nervous,
413
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,798
but everything's gonna go great.
414
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,932
You gave me a new
look, a new attitude,
415
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,804
most of all you gave me
confidence. I want to thank you.
416
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,187
You're welcome.
417
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,890
But when I told Tony
about the 2 of us,
418
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,497
she became insanely jealous,
and she wants me back.
419
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,108
Really? Yes.
420
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,199
I didn't want to lead you on,
421
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:38,068
but I couldn't go out and perform
my best with this weighing on me.
422
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,860
The truth is Tony's my soulmate.
423
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:43,768
So you're breaking up with me?
424
00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:48,389
Look, Mona, I hope this won't
affect our work relationship.
425
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,735
And I hope you don't
take this the wrong way,
426
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:53,125
but I was thinking you
should go back to men.
427
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,050
Wow!
428
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,658
I've lost a man and a
woman in the last 24 hours.
429
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:04,926
That's a personal best.
430
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,673
That's what I get for
putting all my morals aside
431
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,235
and conniving and manipulating
432
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,192
just so I could make
this deal happen.
433
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,940
I mean, my god, what kind
of person does that make me?
434
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,942
A successful record exec?
435
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,158
Hey, you're right.
436
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,325
Single, lonely, and rejected,
437
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:22,421
but successful!
438
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,079
[Chuckles]
439
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,336
[Knock on door]
440
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:31,523
Here.
441
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,737
I wanted to give these to you.
442
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,645
Really? Thanks!
443
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:39,530
These are way cool! Are
you sure you don't want them?
444
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,959
Oh, yeah, real sure.
445
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,360
So, tell me, how did
zora's showcase go?
446
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:49,136
Well, she was a big hit,
and the label signed her.
447
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,891
Oh, yay. Then you must
be feeling great, huh?
448
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:54,323
For the answer to that,
I direct your attention
449
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,670
to the 3 empty
ice cream cartons.
450
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,464
I don't get it. You
should be thrilled.
451
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:04,067
Thrilled that the universe came
up with a new way to humiliate me?
452
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,989
I was dumped by someone
I wasn't even dating.
453
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:11,342
Well, I was dumped by
someone who was dating my feet.
454
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,653
And I was dumped
by a short, skinny man
455
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,215
who I had to lift up to kiss.
456
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:20,521
You were not. Was, too.
457
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:21,960
When was this?
458
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,736
26 years ago. It
was your father.
459
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,138
[Theme song]
460
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,968
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