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Thank you so much for
making sure I got credit
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for getting Dante on trl.
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I scored major
points with the boss.
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Hey, you deserve them.
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You're the one who flashed
the producers to make it happen.
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Ohh!
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Ahem! Ahem!
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Mona, I was supposed to
remind about your lunch meeting.
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Oh!
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Much to my chagrin,
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I was supposed to
do it 20 minutes ago.
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Shoot!
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All right. Thanks
again, sweetie.
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I'll see you later?
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Ok.
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So-o-o-o...
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You hittin' that?
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Are you crazy?
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You know Mona
and I are just friends.
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Ha! Drop the friends crap.
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Everybody here knows you
guys are going to end up together.
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And if it happens before Monday,
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I win the office pool.
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Y'all are betting
on my love life?
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Only every time
your back is turned.
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That's ridiculous.
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I mean, sure, Mona
and I love each other,
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but we Don't
lovelove each other.
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Is that so?
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Ever see how your face lights up
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when she walks in the room?
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Or how you act all stupid
just to make her smile?
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I have.
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It's nauseating.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you're finding
you, i'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪ooh.
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[Knock on door]
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[Sighs]
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You are so lucky
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you're only going to be
a guest at this wedding.
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Look at my bridesmaid's dress!
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Wow!
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60 years later and
glenda the good witch
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is still setting fashion trends.
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I hope Karen has
better taste in men
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than she does in dresses.
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Myra, the matron of
honor, chose these.
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She only did it so she'll
look better at the wedding
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than I will.
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Now, why would she do that?
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You know how there's always
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that one person in high school
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who always tries to
be better than you?
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Actually, I Don't.
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I was voted most likely to
be the best at everything.
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Don't make me smother
you with that dress.
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Anyway, for normal people,
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there's always that
one and Myra was mine.
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Mona... you might want to
put high school behind you
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and take the high road.
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And let her win? Never!
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Trust me.
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I never knew anyone that
arrogant and conceited.
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Hello, kelp blossom.
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Dee, I found the
perfect 5 dresses
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for that wedding
Neil is taking you to.
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Mother, I Don't need
another 5 dresses.
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And after these 5, I won't
be accepting any more.
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Ooh! A new frock.
Can I have a peek?
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Sure.
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Oh, my.
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All you need is
a plastic pumpkin
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and you're set for Halloween.
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I'm going to the same
wedding as Dee Dee.
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I'm friends with the bride.
Neil's friends with the groom.
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We all know each
other from high school.
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From the looks of that dress,
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i'm guessing you
were from rival gangs.
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I'm a bridesmaid,
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a bridesmaid without a date.
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Unless I take my old
steady standby, Spencer.
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Good idea.
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And make sure he stands
in front of you for the photos.
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I can't wait to see the look
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on Myra's
chemically-peeled face
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when I walk into that
wedding with you on my arm.
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Ha ha ha!
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Aah. Oh!
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Spencer, are you ok?
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Uh, yeah. You just
hit my ticklish spot.
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Mona, boss lady wants you.
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Dante called Carson
daly a cracker on the air.
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I love my job.
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See you later, boyfriend.
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What?!
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I think i'm about to take my
winnings from the office pool
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to send out for
a little Mexican.
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And I Don't mean the food.
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You know, everything was fine
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until you brought up this
whole chemistry thing.
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Now I can't get
Mona out of my mind.
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Know why?
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'cause you're sprung.
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Come on. What kind of
self-respecting straight guy
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spends all his time with a woman
he doesn't want to sleep with?
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So men and women
can't just be friends?
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Not you and Mona.
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You think it's a coincidence
she dates every loser in town?
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Those aren't dates.
They're cries for help.
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You Don't know what
you're talking about.
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You think I fill
my days working?
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Please! I watch. I see. I know.
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You mean to tell me
you've never thought of Mona
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in a romantic way?
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Only when I had that
little sex dream about her.
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Hmmph!
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Forward all calls!
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Details, please. The
more graphic, the better.
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Look, none of
this means nothin'.
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I bet there isn't
even an office pool.
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Oh, Dave!
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Tell me they didn't do it yet.
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My money's on
Memorial Day weekend.
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[Knock on door] So?
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What do you think of my
dress for Karen's wedding?
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Ma, you look amazing! Wow!
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Don't act so damned shocked.
I can still turn a few heads.
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Of course, most of them
are too old to turn back.
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Why aren't you dressed?
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'cause I refuse to
give Myra the power
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to make me look
ugly in my own house.
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You know, I never
did like that girl,
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but she got herself a husband.
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In fact, all your high school
girlfriends are married.
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Hence my nickname
"Mona alone-a."
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Well, if you would
just open your eyes
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and realize that the perfect man
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is standing right
in front of... ma!
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Yes, i'm talking about Spencer.
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Spencer and I do not
have the kind of relationship
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you build a marriage on.
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I mean, there's no fireworks.
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Oh, baby, fireworks
are exciting,
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but oh, how quickly they fade.
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The same is true in marriage.
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You know, when sparks
die, and they always do,
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sometimes even
during the reception,
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there has to be
something deeper,
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and you and Spencer
already have that.
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I just Don't want to see
you miss out on something
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that could be so wonderful.
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And could give me
some pretty grandbabies.
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Well, i'm sorry i'm
such a disappointment
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in the marriage department.
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Oh, honey, you're not. I
just want you to be happy.
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Now grab your ugly dress and
let's go to this stupid wedding.
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I know they just
invited me to get a gift,
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but the joke's on them.
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I didn't buy one Andi'm
leaving with a centerpiece.
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Oh!
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Don't you look like a
younger version of me?
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Careful. You Don't
want to outshine the bride.
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Mother, no one can outshine
the bride on her wedding day.
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Well, if that were true,
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your aunt Vivian wouldn't
keep that voodoo doll of me
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beside the vodka
in her nightstand.
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You see, despite
my best efforts,
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I upstaged her at
her own wedding.
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I even pulled in more cash
during the money dance.
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People pay top
dollar for the splits.
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[Knock on door]
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Hey, Neil.
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Hello, beautiful.
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Well, someone's in a good mood?
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Why shouldn't I be?
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I got a great
girlfriend, a great job,
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and I just landed that account
i've been chasing for months.
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Mmm!
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My life plan is
right on schedule.
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Lucky for you I
was first on that list.
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I must say, you 2 make
such a handsome couple!
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We do, Don't we?
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It would be such a shame
not to capture this moment,
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2 people so young, so vibrant...
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So upwardly mobile.
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You know,
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this reminds me of when I
was criss-crossing the country
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in the national tour of Chicago.
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Just take the picture!
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Mrs. Thorne! What
are you doing here?
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I'm a friend of
the bride's family.
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What are you doing here?
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I know the groom.
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I hit on him once.
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He turned me down,
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but he's a wonderful dentist.
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Don't say a word
about the dress.
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Don't worry. There are none.
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With my luck, i'll get
stuck walking down the aisle
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next to the guy with
the special shoe.
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Oh, god. Here
comes Myra. Hold me.
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Mona!
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Well, you look...
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Exactly the way I thought
you'd look in that dress.
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Thank you.
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And to think people
back in high school
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thought you had no taste.
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Guess you showed them.
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I Don't think you've met
my husband Channing.
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Ceo, Ph.D., Hummer SUV.
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Is this your husband?
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Actually i'm her boyfriend.
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So we're still having
lots and lots of sex.
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- See, I told you some women...
- Shut up.
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Well, we better get in
place for the ceremony.
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Be back as soon as I can, baby.
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Another tongue-filled
platonic kiss between friends.
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How sweet.
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Man, that's just me
doing my beard thing.
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If you say so.
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Oh, look! We have company.
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It just happens when I...
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I wouldn't have a
plant in front of my pants
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if it weren't for you.
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Thanks. I get that a lot.
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Ok. Look, even if I had
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some momentary feeling for Mona,
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it's gone now.
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So stop hammering me about it.
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Look, we're happy
with the way things are.
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Right. Ok.
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But what if you
did get together?
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What if it was everything
you've dreamed of?
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What if you're meant
to be with Mona?
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- Guess i'll never know.
- That's right.
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'cause you're happy
with the way things are.
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Enjoy.
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[Coronets playing]
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♪ Life without love ♪
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♪ huh, is oh, so lonely ♪
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♪ I Don't think,
I Don't think ♪
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♪ i'm gonna make it ♪
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♪ come on and take it all ♪
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♪ come on and take it ♪
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♪ because all-l-l-l ♪
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♪ all I can do ♪
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♪ since you've
been gone is cry ♪
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♪ and you ♪
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♪ you never wondered what I do ♪
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♪ Don't you know I sit around ♪
261
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:53,259
♪ with my head hangin' down ♪
262
00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:55,868
♪ and I wonder ♪
263
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:59,959
♪ who's ♪
264
00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:02,790
♪ lov... ♪
265
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[R&B ending] ♪ in' you ♪
266
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- That was incredible!
- Thank you.
267
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,953
You now, I think
my record company
268
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,636
might be interested in you.
269
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:21,993
3-album deal?
270
00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:25,082
Uh... i Don't
think I can do that.
271
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,302
Well, my mama says I
shouldn't talk to strangers
272
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,382
with bad offers.
273
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,210
Crostini, my behind.
274
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,000
I Don't care if there
is an olive on it.
275
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:36,114
This ain't nothin' but
cheese whiz on a wheat thin.
276
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,390
[Glass clinking]
277
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,039
Well, my wife says I
should make a toast
278
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,089
before I get too drunk.
279
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,794
Ha ha ha.
280
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:44,695
That way all of you will still
be speaking to him tomorrow.
281
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,271
[Laughter]
282
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:49,097
I give it 6 months.
283
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:52,356
Karen and I were best
friends for a long time,
284
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:54,580
but we finally realized that
285
00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,630
we were meant to
be more than that.
286
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,106
Ahem!
287
00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,755
Well, I guess the lesson is
288
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:02,499
if you're lucky enough
to find the right person,
289
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:03,681
Don't let them get away.
290
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,456
I know I won't.
291
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:09,380
For years, people told us we
were in love with each other,
292
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,767
but we couldn't admit it.
293
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:15,341
I guess we were just too
scared to risk our friendship.
294
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:20,000
Unfortunately it took a string
of messed-up relationships,
295
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:24,957
and some of you are here
today and you know who you are...
296
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,268
For us to finally see the truth.
297
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,835
So here is to the
love of my life.
298
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:32,273
She was in front of
me the whole time.
299
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,140
Adam: Here, here!
300
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,925
So how's the charade going?
301
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:42,460
I'm having such a great time
pretending to have a great time
302
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:45,774
that i'm actually
having a great time.
303
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:46,722
How about you?
304
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,459
Yeah. You know,
305
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,310
weddings always make me
feel so good about being in love.
306
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,904
Yet very disappointed
in the state of catering.
307
00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,338
You know, Mona,
308
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,007
i've been talking to
several of the guests,
309
00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:00,208
and they've never heard
you mention a boyfriend.
310
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,821
Well, um...
311
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,961
In fact, word around
the carving station
312
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:08,404
is that you and your hot
sex guy are just buddies...
313
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:11,573
Mona alone-a.
314
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:14,100
You're way off base, sister.
315
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,754
I work with these lovebirds,
316
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,148
and their relationship's
the talk of the office.
317
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,412
Even Mona doesn't know
how much Spencer loves her.
318
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:21,625
Hmm.
319
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,803
Oh! Well, I guess I was wrong.
320
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,370
Not just about that,
321
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:28,156
judging from your hairstyle,
nail color and blush.
322
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,550
Thanks for making me
and Spencer sound so hot.
323
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:35,949
Even I almost believed it.
324
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,692
Yeah, nice job, Adam.
325
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:40,083
I'm always willing to square
off with a bitchy female.
326
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,337
It makes me feel alive.
327
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,740
[Silverware clinking
against glasses]
328
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,394
[Applause]
329
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:50,441
I love the pageantry
of weddings,
330
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:51,955
the grandeur,
331
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:54,618
the gifts you can
exchange for better gifts.
332
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:58,363
Yeah, I like that, too.
333
00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:02,146
Although, I think our wedding
should be more intimate.
334
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,842
Our wedding?
335
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:08,110
Getting a little ahead
of yourself, aren't you?
336
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:10,065
Not really, I mean,
it's only 2 years away.
337
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:15,203
2 years? Ok! No more
champagne for you.
338
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,513
Well, I think the
timeline's right.
339
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,946
So you've got it
all planned out?
340
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,474
Pretty much.
341
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,777
Anything this important
requires forethought.
342
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,865
Well, I would think
anything this important
343
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:32,775
would require me.
344
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,962
In a way, it does.
345
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,829
In a way?
346
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:41,710
Neil, this has got to be the
unromantic moment of my life.
347
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,383
Uh, maybe we should
give them some privacy.
348
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,084
Mm-mmm, no way,
this is just gettin' good.
349
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,839
Well, tell me how it ends,
350
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:53,241
'cause i'm not an item
on anyone's to do list.
351
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,757
Trust me, buddy.
352
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,070
You just dodged the
biggest bullet of your life.
353
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,951
Having a good time?
354
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:06,472
I had more fun coming
out to my parents.
355
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:11,777
Talk about your crappy
tenth birthday party.
356
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:14,167
Look, i've been thinking
about what you said
357
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:16,261
and you were right.
358
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:19,960
I realize i've had this
thing for Mona since college.
359
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:23,659
Now I need to find out if
she feels the same way.
360
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,268
Tell me i'm not
making a mistake.
361
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,619
You're not.
362
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,098
Now go.
363
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:29,468
As long as you're
standing here,
364
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,887
nobody's going
to ask me to dance.
365
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:44,598
Hey.
366
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,142
If you're here to
humiliate me again,
367
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:50,562
can it wait until I gather
a good-sized crowd?
368
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,465
Neil, i'm sorry.
369
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:53,870
But you put me on the spot.
370
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,393
Why did you do that?
371
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,386
That wasn't my intention.
372
00:15:57,478 --> 00:16:00,438
It's just that planning's
what's always worked for me,
373
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,964
and so far, everything's
been right on track...
374
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,619
My career, my personal life.
375
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:09,143
Your ratio of
muscle to body fat.
376
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:10,269
Exactly.
377
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,661
I'm ready to move
on to the next phase.
378
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,411
I thought you were, too.
379
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:18,366
But, Neil, we never even
talked about marriage.
380
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,235
Well, let's talk.
381
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:21,417
Ok.
382
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:26,863
I'm just finishing my
first year of law school,
383
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:29,422
and as wonderful as you are,
384
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:32,510
i'm still working on me.
385
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,690
Marriage is a decision that
I only want to make once.
386
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:39,607
I mean, maybe after a
little more life experience,
387
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:42,574
I could be a good wife,
388
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:46,223
but that's a long way off.
389
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,699
I guess we're in
really different places.
390
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:51,360
I guess we are.
391
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,835
So what now?
392
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:56,015
I Don't know.
393
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:59,242
I Don't want to hold you back.
394
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:03,072
Maybe we need to
take some time apart.
395
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:06,072
Are you breaking up with me?
396
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,288
I think I am.
397
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:14,689
I hate weddings.
398
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,432
Spencer!
399
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,426
Mona was telling me
how the 2 of you met
400
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:22,868
snorkeling in Costa Rica.
401
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:27,224
Oh, yes. It was very... Wet.
402
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,307
Where did you and Channing meet?
403
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:30,786
Oh, that's a long story.
404
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,005
No, it's not.
405
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,714
We met at home depot.
406
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,842
She helped me
pick out a toilet seat.
407
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,016
What a wonderful story.
408
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,982
Oh, well, it doesn't
compare to you and Spencer
409
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,627
making love in the rain forest.
410
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:47,334
Oh, my man is so romantic.
411
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:48,814
Ohh!
412
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,734
Myra doesn't like
to kiss like that.
413
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:59,774
I have sensitive teeth.
414
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:02,041
We discussed this in counseling.
415
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,394
I'm going to get a drink.
416
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,873
I Don't care what
that shrink said.
417
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,832
Have you 2 been in therapy long?
418
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:14,054
Look, Mona, i'm
ashamed to say that
419
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,306
everything i've told
you about my perfect life
420
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,269
is a big lie.
421
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,468
I guess i've just
been holding onto
422
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,539
our stupid high school rivalry.
423
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,842
Really? I Don't
remember us being rivals.
424
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:26,625
Oh, come on.
425
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,634
Flag girls, class elections,
426
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:32,326
slap fight on the
ferry to Alcatraz.
427
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:35,545
Oh, yeah. It's
coming back to me.
428
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:39,026
Well, the truth is it's
nice to see you in love.
429
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,598
I'm really happy for you.
430
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:41,684
Thanks, Myra.
431
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:44,689
Yeah. Take care, Mona.
432
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:52,389
Did you hear that?
433
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:56,179
I won! I won!
434
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,695
Mona, there's
something I got to tell you.
435
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:01,139
No, Spencer. I know exactly
what you're gonna say,
436
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,137
and, you know, I
can't thank you enough
437
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,229
for helping me with Myra, but...
438
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:06,798
I'm feeling a little guilty.
439
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,404
I mean, you must've
felt uncomfortable
440
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,631
with all the hugging
and kissing stuff.
441
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,114
Actually... no, no.
442
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,204
It was icky for me, too.
443
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:18,163
I mean, it's one thing
for you to be my date
444
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,644
for a party or a concert,
445
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:22,033
but what I asked you
to do today went too far.
446
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:25,077
And I know I Don't
tell you this much,
447
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,824
but nothing is more
important than our friendship,
448
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:33,296
and I would never do
anything to jeopardize that.
449
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,262
Right.
450
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,868
Well, i'm glad
we cleared the air.
451
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,699
Ha ha ha.
452
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:42,657
Oh, you're the best!
453
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:50,186
♪ Spending my day ♪
454
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:59,979
♪ thinking 'bout you, girl ♪
455
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:05,643
This is so humiliating,
456
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,726
fighting over a
bunch of flowers.
457
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:10,025
Yeah, like it means you're
going to find someone.
458
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:12,251
Look at all these
desperate vultures
459
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,821
angling for position.
460
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:16,518
Weddings always bring
out the worst in people.
461
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,736
Ok, ladies, here it comes.
462
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:21,346
Out of my way!
That sucker is mine!
463
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:50,031
Whoo-hoo! [Giggling]
464
00:20:50,081 --> 00:20:54,631
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