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Hey, woman.
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Whoa. Looks like someone's got
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a lot of work to do.
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Yeah, us.
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Eddie blackmon's back in rehab,
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and we got stuck
with his projects.
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Now, why are we the
ones expected to do
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twice as much
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for the same amount of pay?
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You know what this is?!
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I'll tell you what it
is: Discrimination.
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Or it could be that we skipped
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the staff meeting
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this morning to go to Starbucks.
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That's when they took a vote on
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who should pick up the slack.
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Here's more of the
work Eddie pretended
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to do while he was high.
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Here i'm barely keeping up
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with my own work.
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How am I supposed to manage
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someone else's?
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Mona, hon, you gotta
think outside the box of your
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job description.
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Go that extra mile.
Be a true team player.
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All right.
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Can you get me a file folder
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from the supply cabinet?
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Sorry. Off the clock.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ you're finding
you, i'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪ooh.
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Every time we go out,
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it's better than the last.
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Did you put me under
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some kind of spell or something?
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Well, it's the voodoo
that I do do so well.
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Mmm. You certainly do do.
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Come here.
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You know, it's gettin' late.
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I should go.
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Go?! No!
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I have to wake up early.
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Stock market opens at 5:00.
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Gotta get there
before the white boys.
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True, but, Neil...
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Um, we've been
dating for a while,
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and we go out, you drop me off,
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make that long drive home.
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It's ok if you wanna, you know,
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spend the night.
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Really?
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That's sweet.
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I'll give you a
wake-up call tomorrow.
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Hey.
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Can I talk to you
guys about something?
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Sure.
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Oh, anything for my girl.
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It's about me and Neil and sex.
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Anything but that.
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And if you're gonna complain
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about Neil wanting
it too much...
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La-la-la-la-la.
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He doesn't seem
to want it at all.
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Ok, i'm back in
the mix. Hey, babe.
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I like to take things slow,
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but we've been
dating for 2 months,
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and he hasn't even
tried to unwrap the candy.
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Something ain't right.
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I know.
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Is something wrong with me?
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Oh, there's plenty
wrong with you.
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I've been keepin' a list.
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Don't listen to her, Dee.
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You're perfect.
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You're beautiful.
You're smart.
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You got a bangin' body,
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and any brother
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who's not going for the na na
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when it's being offered up...
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Ha. Somethin' ain't right.
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Look, Neil was a gentleman
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when I dated him in high school.
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He's probably waiting
for some stronger signals.
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But what if coming on strong
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turns him off?
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Well, you got nothing to lose.
You're not getting any anyway,
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and i've done it lots of times.
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Yeah, I see it worked
for you and your man.
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Oh, wait. You Don't have one.
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Well, i've never had
to be the aggressor,
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but if it gets things
going, i'll give it a try.
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Oh, if it helps, you
can practice on me.
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Use me, baby.
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Adam, what are
you doing out there?
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Taking a break.
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Well, who's supposed to
be answering the phones?
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I Don't like to talk about work
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when i'm on a break.
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Hey, I didn't know you smoked.
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Please. I'm
bitchy, and i'm gay.
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It's the law.
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Well, move over. I
need a break, too.
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Yeah, i'm doing all the work
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while that damn Eddie blackmon
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is somewhere
strapped to a warm bed.
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You know, these
cigarette escapes
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are the only thing
that keep me sane.
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I call them my cig-escapes.
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This is me being clever.
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Care to join? First one's free.
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Oh, no. Spencer and I
helped each other kick the habit
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over a year ago,
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and we haven't fallen
off the wagon since.
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How nice for you.
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What made you stop?
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Oh, I Don't know.
The smell in my hair,
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the stains on my teeth.
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The 5 years it
shaves off my life.
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Eh. Those last 5
always suck, anyway.
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Well, you better go back inside.
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I Don't want to be responsible
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for your wagon fall.
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Come on, Mona.
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You know you wanna take a smoke.
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Just do it.
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Do it.
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Mmm.
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Ok, just one puff.
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Did you say something?
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Oh, that is good.
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Yay! A recruit.
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This makes us smoking buddies...
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Smuddies.
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Me being clever again.
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Listen, you've got to promise
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that you won't
mention this to Spencer.
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You're secret's safe with me.
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Plus, there's no harm
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in having one cigarette, right?
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Oh, that is still good.
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[Knock on door]
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Phyllis: Mona, it's me.
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[Door opening]
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Why do you have the doggone
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chain on the door?!
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Ma!
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What a... Pleasant surprise.
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What are you doing in here?!
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Ooh! Are you hidin' a man?
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They were having a special
on toilet paper at the store:
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2-for-1, double coupon,
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no per customer
limit. Is that wild?
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Gee. How'd I miss that sale?
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You have to be a
preferred shopper.
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Anyway, I bought
up a whole shelf,
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and I can only go through
so much, so here you go!
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2-ply quilted... Girl,
that's the good stuff.
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I'll use it on
special occasions.
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Thanks, ma.
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Do you smell smoke?
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Uh, yeah, I think some
kids lit a fire in the dumpster.
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You know those wacky kids.
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No, I smell cigarette smoke.
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Mona Thorne, I hope
you have not been up to
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what I think you've been up to.
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And I know you know i'ma tell
you what I think you been up to.
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You're smoking
again, aren't you?
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Smoking? Me? No.
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See, what happened was...
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After work, I went for
a drink with a friend,
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and everyone in the
place was smoking,
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and now it's in my
hair. It's in my clothes.
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I should probably
go take a shower.
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Disgusting, isn't it?
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Yes, it is.
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You know those cigarettes
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are nothin' but coffin nails.
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Anyway, i'm sorry
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for accusing you like that.
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I'm just lookin'
out for my baby.
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I know, well, I should probably
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go take that shower.
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Ok, call me later.
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Let me know how
you like that tissue.
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Ok.
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[Knock on door]
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Mother!
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What are you doing here?!
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I picked up that necklace
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you wanted fixed
from the jeweler
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and... oh! Having a
little rendezvous of sorts?
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Why would you ask that?
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Soft music, the candles...
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The peek-a-boo
Booty under that robe
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you're trying
desperately to lengthen.
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I happen to be practicing
some new relaxation
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study techniques.
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Of course.
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What class? Crim law.
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Case? Matt v. Ohio.
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About? Illegal searches.
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Study aids?
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One to keep me
awake while I read.
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One to put me to
sleep when i'm done.
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You're good.
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I won't distract
you any longer.
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Good night, mother.
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Good night, dear.
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What'd you do that for?
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There are certain things
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a mother just
doesn't want to see.
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[Knock on door]
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Hey.
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Oh, Spence, great. I
made us some snacks
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so we can work
through the night.
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Ooh, and here's some
toilet paper for you.
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Ah! 2-ply quilted.
This is the good stuff.
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Somebody's awfully happy.
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You high?
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No!
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I just decided not
to let work get to me.
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You know, no worries.
Hakuna matata, baby.
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Oh!
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I got it. I got it.
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Now I know why you're so happy.
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I'm sorry, Spence.
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I had one puff with Adam,
and now i'm hooked.
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But look how happy hooked is.
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Mona, we promised each other.
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I had your back. You had mine.
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Remember?
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Well, i'm smoking a brand
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that advertises in jetmagazine,
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so inadvertently, i'm
helping black businesses.
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Ugh, i'm so mad,
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i'm not even taking
my toilet paper.
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Ok, just one roll.
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[Knocking]
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Hey, Dee Dee.
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You planning to go
to the movie like that?
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Sorry. I just got
out of the shower,
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and I was about to have
a glass of wine. Join me?
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Ok.
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Well... cheers.
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Whoa.
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I still gotta drive
us to that movie.
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Well, I was thinking.
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We Don't have to
go out to a movie.
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We could just... Stay in.
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But i've already
ordered the tickets.
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Fine. I'll go change.
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Ok, I wasn't
gonna say anything,
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but it really needs to be said,
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so how shall I say this?
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Somethin' ain't right!
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The candles, the music,
my peek-a-boo Booty...
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Aren't you attracted to me?
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Yes, oh, yes.
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00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:19,404
And that's why we should
go to that movie right now.
269
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,228
Neil, what is going on?
270
00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:24,096
And please be honest.
271
00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:28,148
Ok, I was waiting for
the right time to tell you.
272
00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:33,936
Since you're half-naked
and i'm a man...
273
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:36,334
I think it's the right time.
274
00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,728
Dee Dee...
275
00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:39,902
I'm celibate.
276
00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:42,117
Oh, thank god. Oh, my god!
277
00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:48,037
You're celibate?
Is that reversible?
278
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,755
I mean, like, you didn't
take a vow or anything?
279
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:50,689
Not that it makes
much difference
280
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,300
these days.
281
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,181
No, it's a personal decision.
282
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:57,023
Based on what? Sleeping
with a string of bad women?
283
00:10:57,047 --> 00:11:00,657
It wasn't Mona, was it?
284
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,837
No, i've only been
celibate the last few years.
285
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:07,974
Actually, it's been 3
years, 17 days, 6 hours.
286
00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:12,148
I would say how many minutes,
but that would be pathetic.
287
00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:15,066
So why are you doing this?
288
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,852
I just felt that sex really
complicated things.
289
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:20,108
All this sleeping around
seemed so socially
290
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,861
and emotionally reckless.
291
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:25,512
So I decided to cut it off.
292
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,947
The sex?
293
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,685
Hey, everything still works.
294
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,089
I just have to
think about clowns.
295
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:42,269
Don't ask. They
just freak me out.
296
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:46,103
So all those years of
built-up sexual tension...
297
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,883
That can't be healthy, can it?
298
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,928
Actually, it's worked
out pretty well,
299
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,193
but I was a little nervous
300
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,755
about how you'd take it.
301
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:55,632
So how you taking it?
302
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,885
I'm not sure.
303
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,407
Intimacy is really
important to me,
304
00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,680
and i've never had
305
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,762
a serious
relationship without it.
306
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:04,111
I guess I need time to think.
307
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,461
That's cool,
308
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:08,160
but could we keep
this just between us?
309
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,949
Absolutely.
310
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:12,643
3 years?! That can't
be healthy, can it?
311
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,432
I knew Neil was too
perfect to be true!
312
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:16,957
Oh, and I Don't
know if I can commit
313
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,350
to a relationship
without any intimacy.
314
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,264
This dry spell already
has me on edge.
315
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:24,959
Now I know why you're so mean.
316
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,878
Look, sex can make
relationships weird.
317
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,014
So if you care about Neil
318
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,266
as much as you bounce
319
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:31,578
around here singing you do,
320
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:32,733
then maybe you
should find another way
321
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,882
to make it work.
322
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,100
Maybe you're right.
323
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:36,469
Not only am I right, i'm tired,
324
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,024
and i'm goin' back to bed.
325
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:41,885
Wait! Mona, since you
helped me with my problem,
326
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,498
I want to help you with yours.
327
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,108
I Don't have a problem.
328
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:47,109
Unless you've been
wearing essence of nicotine,
329
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,031
you've been smoking.
330
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,726
Why is everyone freaking out?
331
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,253
I can stop if I want to.
332
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:53,376
I just Don't want to.
333
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:54,898
Mona, I care too much about you
334
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,341
to let you puff your life away.
335
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,517
Let me help you quit.
336
00:12:57,602 --> 00:13:00,652
No, thanks. Mona!
337
00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:01,476
All right. All right.
338
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:02,653
I'll do it.
339
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:03,778
Quitting is easy.
340
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,050
I've done it lots of times.
341
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,922
Good, then let's start
342
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,883
by you giving me
all of your cigarettes.
343
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:12,403
Ok.
344
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,267
There you go.
345
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:21,058
Oh!
346
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:21,888
I've got all night.
347
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:25,195
Ooh!
348
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:26,542
Ok, that's it.
349
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:27,851
Now can I go back to bed?
350
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,897
Sure.
351
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,383
Want me to take out your trash?
352
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:32,812
Git.
353
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,950
Look, I talked to Dee Dee,
354
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:43,127
and she told me she was
helping you kick the habit.
355
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,783
And as your best friend,
356
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,957
it wouldn't be cool if
I didn't help you, too.
357
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:49,053
Thanks, but it's been 14 hours,
358
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,052
and i'm hanging in pretty good.
359
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:51,964
I'm proud of you.
360
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:52,958
Oh.
361
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,659
Oh!
362
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,137
Hey, what are you doing?!
363
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:58,747
Sorry! Dee Dee
said I should check.
364
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,188
What? You Don't trust me?
365
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,324
Yeah! She told me to
check your bosoms, too,
366
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:05,016
but, you know, I didn't think
that was wise, you know...
367
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,665
[Whispering] In the workplace.
368
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:08,799
Incoming!
369
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:09,891
Poo pilots.
370
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,069
Hotel room damage claims.
371
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,074
3:00 deadline.
372
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:17,466
♪ I'm going on a break ♪
373
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,512
No, you cannot have a cigarette.
374
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:20,987
You gotta be strong!
375
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,117
Look, if snoop can
give up the chronic,
376
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,860
you can do this.
377
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:28,081
[Grunting]
378
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,090
So i've had time to think
379
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:33,605
about our sexual status,
380
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:35,438
the celibacy thing,
381
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,306
and I respect your decision.
382
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:38,568
You mean a lot to me,
383
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:39,900
so I guess i'll
just have to get
384
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,012
used to the idea
385
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,447
of a non-physical relationship.
386
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:44,364
Really?
387
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,228
Yes, and you can help
388
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:50,060
by not wearing those
sexy, button-fly jeans.
389
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,890
Or the Calvin klein t-shirts
390
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:55,368
that hug your pecs
like a second skin.
391
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:58,809
Yeah, you should
probably burn those.
392
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:02,288
Dee Dee, I know this
isn't an easy decision.
393
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,859
That says a lot about you.
394
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,076
But i've also
thought about this.
395
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:11,036
And I think... no, I know
that I want you to be the one.
396
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,997
The one what?
397
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,737
The one I want to be with.
398
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,847
I've dated a lot of women,
and none of them come close
399
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:20,273
to being as special as you.
400
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:21,624
It just feels right.
401
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:22,883
Really? Yes.
402
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,095
Me? You.
403
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,804
Wow. Now.
404
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,882
Neil, wait.
405
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,151
This is a lot of pressure.
406
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,113
I mean, it's been 3 years.
407
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:33,192
I can handle it.
408
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,150
No, no.
409
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,408
I mean me.
410
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,020
What if you resent me after
411
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,221
because i'm the one
who came between you
412
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:45,602
and your re-virgin...
Hood... Ness.
413
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:47,603
So what do you want to do?
414
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:50,295
I want to try your no-sex thing.
415
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:51,914
We can focus our energies
416
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,524
on the deeper aspects
of our relationship.
417
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,255
What do you think?
418
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:57,906
I think I put a condom
419
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,000
and a clean pair of drawers
in my pocket for nothing.
420
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:05,181
But you're right, so now what?
421
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:09,058
Well, I rented some
old spike Lee movies:
422
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,622
Do the right thingor
she's gotta have it?
423
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,969
Do the right thing.
Do the right thing.
424
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,290
Being celibate is kinda sexy.
425
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:33,639
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
426
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,731
Let's be celibate
in my bedroom.
427
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:50,136
Ooh hoo-oo. Where
did you come from?
428
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:53,006
Well, technically, I
already smoked you,
429
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,749
so if I finished you off,
430
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,279
that's not like
cheating, right?
431
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:59,323
Oh, good answer.
432
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:04,369
[Ring ring]
433
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,548
Hello.
434
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:08,203
Are you smoking?
435
00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:09,288
Am I what?
436
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:10,546
Aha! You answered a question
437
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,208
with a question. Guilty!
438
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,372
What are you talking about?
439
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:14,443
Another question! Damn, girl!
440
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:18,038
How many you had?!
441
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,524
You know, i'm hanging up now,
442
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,343
and I am disappointed in you
443
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:22,711
that you have so
little faith in me.
444
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,177
I mean, what kind
of friend are you?!
445
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,390
The kind of friend
446
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:26,669
you just asked
another question to.
447
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:30,087
Put that thing out.
448
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,569
Aiee!
449
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,756
Nothin'.
450
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:50,679
Dee Dee's got my
stash in her trash.
451
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,040
[Whispering] Come on.
452
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,698
Where are the damn cigarettes?
453
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:10,872
Oh! Jackpot!
454
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:15,569
[Dee Dee laughing]
455
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:21,489
Mmm. That is what I
call "worth the wait" sex.
456
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:22,928
You want some water?
457
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,974
No, but i'll take a
little more of this.
458
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,450
[Chuckles] Neil.
459
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,501
Don't you want to rest
a couple of minutes?
460
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,066
Baby, I got 3 years built up.
461
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,463
I'll think about resting
in a couple of days.
462
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,327
[Dee Dee chuckles]
463
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,158
Dee Dee: So chocolatey.
464
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:39,286
[Neil laughs]
465
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,469
Mmm. I like that.
466
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:45,295
[Laughing]
467
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:55,699
Hercules! Hercules!
468
00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,794
Adam, I know you're
on a break, but...
469
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,197
Spencer, what are
you doing out here
470
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,397
with him with that!?!
471
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:04,400
Wha...
472
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:05,361
Sorry, Mona.
473
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:06,578
I was cool,
474
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:07,907
but all this talk about smoking
475
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,672
has got a brother
kind of fiending.
476
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:13,458
But you're the strong one.
How did this happen? Adam!
477
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:17,373
I Don't respond to accusations
while i'm on a break.
478
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,940
Look, I know I let
you down and all,
479
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,457
but i'm human, too.
480
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,200
Ha! Who knew?
481
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,681
Spencer, wait.
482
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:25,771
If you get hooked, I
will never forgive myself.
483
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,910
I can't be strong
for the both of us.
484
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,992
If you promise
not to light this,
485
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,911
I promise to go cold Turkey,
486
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,556
and you can check
my hair every day,
487
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,300
and my bosoms, too.
488
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:38,831
I'll go cold Turkey if
you check my bosoms.
489
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:42,046
Ok, i'll do it.
For her, not you.
490
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:45,787
And, dude, those are not bosoms.
491
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,010
I won't let you down
this time. Give me that.
492
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:50,579
Huh! woman: Aaah!
493
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,577
Sorry!
494
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:56,926
Pretty slick, Rick.
495
00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:59,201
You had no intention
of lighting that cigarette.
496
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:00,585
Hey, she believed it,
497
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,027
and that's all that matters.
498
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:03,943
See, Mona's not
as strong as me,
499
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,418
so I had to do what I had to...
500
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,728
Come on, Spencer.
501
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:09,765
What's one little cigarette?
502
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:14,650
Just do it.
503
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,165
Ok, you're gonna
need to stay away
504
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,698
from the nicotine queen.
505
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,610
[Evil chuckle]
506
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,620
[Coughing]
507
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,554
Whoo-hoo! [Giggles]
508
00:20:49,604 --> 00:20:54,154
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