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Spencer, we've
been waiting outside
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this stupid shark
club for an hour!
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I told you what
to do to get us in.
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For the last time, I am
not flashing my boobs
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like that white girl.
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[All screaming]
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All right, back up, back up!
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You... you lookin' good, girl.
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Dmx, dmx, I love you!
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Can you sign my
book for me, please?
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Anything for you, ma.
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Do you think that you could help
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me and my friends
get into the club?
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I guess I can do that.
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Oh, we're all together, bruh.
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Hold up.
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I got a brilliant idea.
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I'll be right back.
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Girl, we're about
to be kickin' it
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with dmx and the
big ballers. Come on!
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How come we're getting in
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all of the sudden?
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'cause I told 'em
I was with you...
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Scary spice. But...
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Couldn't you have made me
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an a-list celebrity?
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Nobody's even
seen her in years!
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Exactly!
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Time to get your British on.
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[British accent]
'allo. 'allo, luv.
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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪
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♪ finding you, i'm finding me ♪
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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪
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♪ who brings out the joy ♪
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♪ brings out the joy ♪
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♪ inside of me ♪
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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪
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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪
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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪
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♪ you and me ♪
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[Off-key] ♪ me... ♪
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Dmx: ♪ up in here, up in here ♪
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♪ y'all gonna make
me act the fool ♪
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♪ up in here, up in here ♪
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♪ y'all gonna make
me lose my cool ♪
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♪ up in here, up in here ♪
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[British accent]
These American artists
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are brilliant!
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I mean, look at that dmx bloke.
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He's got me
knickers in a twist!
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You're scarin' me, scary.
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♪ All my fly ladies ♪
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♪ meet me outside,
meet me outside ♪
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♪ meet me outside ♪
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[Cheers and applause]
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San Francisco!
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I love you, baby!
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Hey, hey, hey! Back up, back up!
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Back up!
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Spencer Williams.
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A&r, delicious records.
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Man, that was kinda tight, man.
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You know, I just wanna know,
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how you get these women
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so worked up?
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Be nice to the ladies,
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and they'll be nice to you.
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Oh, right.
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Man, British accent: Scary?
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Scary spice, is that you?
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[British accent] Yes!
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Yes, and who would
you be, duckie?
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You Don't remember me, huh?
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Oh, well, it's been ages!
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When's the last time we met up?
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Divorce court.
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I was your first husband. Miles?
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Miles! Right!
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That was during me
foggy spell. [Laughs]
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You're the bloke I sent
all those alimony checks to,
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the one with the mole
on your naughty bits, eh?
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The very same.
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I had it removed.
Care for a look-see?
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[Normal voice] No, no! No, wait!
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I-I'm not scary spice.
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My name is Mona Thorne.
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I'm not English.
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I Don't even like
English muffins.
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[American accent] Me, either.
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Miles Westin, and, uh,
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I Don't even know
what naughty bits are.
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Although I do have an idea.
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[Laughs]
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Sorry. I just got carried away.
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[British accent]
It's the scary in me.
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[Laughs] Please,
Don't apologize.
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It was... it was fun.
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Yes, it was. [Laughs]
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So, uh, you here with anybody?
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No. No, i'm not.
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Are you?
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I am now.
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[Laughs]
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[British accent]
All right, then.
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Come on, dog, show me some
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of those roughneck
Casanova moves, man.
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You can't teach a
cat dog tricks, man.
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You either got it,
or you Don't, bruh.
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Ohh!
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You ain't got it.
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Come on, 'x,
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teach me to exude, man!
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You're not gonna
stop botherin' me
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until I tell you something, huh?
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Nope.
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That's why you're
by yourself now.
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All right, check it out.
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See girlfriend right there
with the mmm, mmm?
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Oh, yeah!
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Yeah. Mmm.
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Ignore her.
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Huh?
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Yeah, gotta ignore her.
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See, she's gonna
go with somebody
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that she thinks she can't have.
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Oh... ahh!
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There you go. All right.
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Hey, you wanna dance?
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I said, do you wanna dance?
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[Laughs] All right,
man, all right.
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Fine!
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So, how'd I do?
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You were supposed to ignore her
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untilshe came over.
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But I exuded, right?
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Yeah, you exuded stupidity, man.
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I'm done.
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And Don't follow me.
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Whoo, sweet pea, is that you?
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At this hour?
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With a man?
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A cute man!
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[Whispering] Way
to go, sugarplum.
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Miles, meet my father's wife
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and my half sister... Big
Dee Dee and Dee Dee.
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A pleasure.
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Mona's told me all about you.
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Well, not all, but some.
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But the some was really good.
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[Laughs]
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Well, I certainly hope so.
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[Laughs] So, what
brings you by at this hour?
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Marital strife.
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Your father stayed out late,
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so i'm teaching him a lesson
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by staying out later.
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Love is a battlefield, girls.
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Make yourself at home.
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I'll just go make some coffee.
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Hey, I see you're
reading cornel west.
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Oh, I was,
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but it's a little preachy.
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Now i'm reading the
new John Grisham.
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It's got murders...
And sex. [Laughs]
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John Grisham, huh?
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You know he tried to
keep Denzel out that movie.
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I must have missed that,
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and i'm out of coffee.
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How about tap water
or sunny delight?
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I'm not sure what's in either,
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so i'm gonna pass.
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Wanna listen to some music?
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That's a good idea.
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I just picked up
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the new avril lavigne cd.
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I'm not sure
what's in that, either,
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so i'm gonna pass on that, too.
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Why Don't we just
check out b.E.T.,
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see what ed Gordon's
talking about?
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Oh, sorry. My cable's out.
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Ooh, but I have the first season
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of Dawson's creek on DVD!
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That's... that's ok.
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I gotta get up early.
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I should be going.
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Sorry about the
coffee and the music.
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I see i'm making a
great impression here.
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Hey, you made a
great impression...
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The minute I laid eyes on you.
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[Laughing]
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I'll call you in the morning.
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Ok.
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Ohh!
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So...
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You've been
seeing this miles guy
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for almost 2 weeks.
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Mona: That's right!
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And not only does he always
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pick me up on time,
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he pays with a credit card
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that hasn't been confiscated
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and cut up once.
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Nice, but does he have a
job? Can you call him at home?
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Is that his mama's
car he's driving?
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[Laughs]
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He's a sportswriter,
a homeowner,
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and he pays for
his mother's car.
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Ooh! We like that.
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[Knock on door]
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Hey, beautiful.
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Hey! Hey!
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My, aren't you good-looking?
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And you brought flowers.
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Now, that is good home training.
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I'll pass the compliment
on to my mom.
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Miles, are you hungry?
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I just made chicken satay
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with peanut sauce.
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Oh, no, thanks.
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I'm boycotting peanuts
till Georgia gets rid
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of their confederate state flag.
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Oh...
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Well, how do you
feel about Wisconsin?
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They're cool.
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Good. Cheese?
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Hey.
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So glad I caught you.
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Hello, Phyllis.
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Hello, Dee Dee. Uh, miles,
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this is Dee Dee and her
inappropriate cleavage.
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We've all met.
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Listen, this guy i'm
dating has a table
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for 4 at the shark club.
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The limo's waiting.
You wanna come?
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I'm game. Do you mind, ma?
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Oh, no! You young people go! Go!
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Have a good time!
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Yeah! [Laughs]
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Don't you leave miles
alone with Dee Dee
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and her cleavage, or
she'll try to steal him
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just like her mama
tried to steal your daddy.
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There I was... ma!
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That story isn't
true, remember?
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Hey, just because it's a lie
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doesn't mean we
can't learn from it.
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[Dance music playing]
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Ooh, your sister's got
some serious moves.
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So, uh, when you gonna
show me what you got?
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Maybe later.
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I Don't really like this song.
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Ok, but, uh, in the meantime,
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do you think Dee Dee
would mind if I cut in?
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Oh, you know, suddenly this song
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is starting to grow on me.
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Is your sister having
some kind of fit?
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I'm not sure, but I think
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that's how she dances.
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So, are we still
on for the movies
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tomorrow night?
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I'm not sure about that, Mona.
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Ok, this time, I promise
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not to smuggle crab legs
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in my purse.
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No, it... it's not that.
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Um...
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Listen, i... I have
really enjoyed
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spending time with you.
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You're quirky,
you're funny...[Laughs]
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Um, but to be honest,
270
00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:06,948
I just Don't think
we're very compatible.
271
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,701
Well, what do you mean?
272
00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,572
W-We... we're
just very different.
273
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:13,093
We see issues
kind of, uh, different.
274
00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,587
You know, we have...
we have likes and dislikes
275
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,754
that are very, um,
276
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,053
different.
277
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,710
Well... well, wait a second.
278
00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,554
Isn't that what makes a
relationship interesting?
279
00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:24,098
I mean, you Don't
wanna date yourself,
280
00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:26,405
do you, huh? Huh?
281
00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,665
No. No. No, no.
282
00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,277
I... i just prefer to
be with someone
283
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,887
who is a little more, um...
284
00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,939
How should I say this? Um...
285
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:36,074
Black.
286
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:38,857
Are you sure that's how
you wanted to say that?
287
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,642
Look, i'm just into
sistahs, that's all.
288
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,117
Well, i'm a sister.
289
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,946
Yes, yes, see,
you're a "sist-er"
290
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:45,254
with an "e-r,"
291
00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,450
and i'm looking for a "sist-ah"
292
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:49,611
with an "a-h."
293
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,352
You know, it's...
it's like a "chitlin,"
294
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,433
not a "chitterling."
295
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,521
A what?
296
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,830
That's my point exactly.
297
00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,087
I just wanna be with someone
298
00:10:58,179 --> 00:10:59,349
who has a little more flava,
299
00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,311
a little more soul.
300
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,139
I'm... i'm sorry,
Mona. It's, um...
301
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:06,057
It's just not gonna work out.
302
00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:15,679
I can't believe
303
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,332
miles broke up with you.
304
00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:19,195
Just tell me exactly
how you screwed it up
305
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,067
so I can tell you how to fix it.
306
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,678
Ma, he said I Don't
have enough soul.
307
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,339
Like i'm not black enough.
308
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,732
Can you believe
that guy's chutzpah?
309
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,116
No, I cannot.
310
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,779
Hasn't he noticed
you have my behind?
311
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:33,563
We are plenty black.
312
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:36,829
Well, apparently
miles likes his "sistahs"
313
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,963
a little more ethnic.
314
00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:40,956
Please, you're
African-American and Jewish.
315
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,288
Only way you
could be more ethnic
316
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:45,880
is if you played the bagpipes.
317
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:50,186
I wonder if seeing you dance
pushed him over the edge.
318
00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:52,584
So? I'm rhythmically
challenged.
319
00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:54,238
This is all your fault, ma!
320
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:55,542
[Laughs] Don't blame me.
321
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:57,327
Blame your grandma Sophie.
322
00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:59,762
My mother is the sweetest
little Jewish woman.
323
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:02,289
Makes a kugel to die for.
324
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:03,853
But at family reunions,
325
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:07,290
boy, does she stink
up the soul trainline.
326
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,158
Forget miles, Mona.
327
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,380
You can do better.
328
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,168
There are plenty
of guys out there.
329
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,563
This is San Francisco.
330
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:14,875
I am more likely to
be struck by lightning
331
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,228
while cashing a
winning lottery ticket
332
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:18,957
than meet a decent straight man.
333
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:22,392
Well, lightning has
to hit somebody.
334
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,310
I'm just so tired
of being alone.
335
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:27,266
Ain't nothing wrong
with being alone.
336
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:28,915
Condoleeza rice is alone.
337
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,309
Diana Ross is alone.
338
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:31,811
I mean, sure, she's
got a lot of hair,
339
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:32,838
but when she take it off,
340
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,926
that heifer's alone.
341
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:39,186
Somehow that doesn't
make me feel better.
342
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,150
Look, Mona, just because
you have mixed heritage
343
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:45,159
does not make you some
watered-down black person.
344
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:47,332
I raised you to be
proud of all that you are,
345
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:49,988
so Don't you let some man
make you doubt who that is.
346
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,293
So you lose him.
347
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,729
You can still have a full life.
348
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,225
You can always get
yourself some cats
349
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,301
and join a book club like me.
350
00:12:56,384 --> 00:13:01,224
I'm damn happy.
351
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:05,392
The scary thing is,
she really thinks that.
352
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,220
My god, what if I end
up like my mother,
353
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:10,009
alone and angry?
354
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,273
I Don't wanna be alone!
355
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:15,225
I want a man to be angry at!
356
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,356
I've always embraced
my uniqueness,
357
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:19,318
but men Don't,
358
00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:22,707
so maybe it's
time to let it go.
359
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,192
Do you really wanna compromise
360
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:26,411
who you are just to get a guy?
361
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,371
But miles isn't just any guy.
362
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,959
I mean, if you were
really into someone
363
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,293
who was a vegetarian,
364
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,435
you might give up
those nasty pork rinds
365
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,643
you like so much.
366
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:37,466
So if miles wants
me to be funky, ethnic,
367
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,595
and bootylicious, then, hey!
368
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:42,908
That's what i'm gonna be. Mmm.
369
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,996
I hope you know
what you're doing.
370
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,215
No, I do not.
371
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:49,183
That's why I need your help.
372
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:50,613
Ok, I can help
373
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,139
with the funky and the ethnic,
374
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,242
but I think the bootylicious
375
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,487
is a little ambitious.
376
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,135
Wow! It is amazing what you did
377
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:00,799
with that table runner.
378
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,623
[Rhythmic, percussive
music playing]
379
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,371
Ok, now,
380
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:07,592
swing your hips with me.
381
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,282
That's right.
382
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,680
Now release your hips
383
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:12,332
and swing your
arms a little bit.
384
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,286
Hey, hey, hey!
385
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,415
Hey!
386
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:18,856
There isn't a bee loose.
387
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:26,035
Now, keep it low and tight.
388
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:28,296
Hello, hello.
389
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:31,959
Aren't we a little
early for kwanzaa?
390
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,435
Mom, i'm teaching
Mona a few dance steps
391
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,045
to impress miles.
392
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,436
Well, I was quite the dancer
393
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:38,528
before I got married
394
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,226
and Dee Dee gave me hips.
395
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:45,104
Mom, she wants
to dance in a club,
396
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,228
not a production of cats.
397
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,411
Step aside.
398
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:50,146
Mama's got this.
399
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,497
This little move...
400
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:57,768
Got Dee Dee conceived.
401
00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,253
This little move...
402
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,863
Got me out of $1,000 worth
403
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:04,163
of speeding tickets.
404
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,511
And this little move...
405
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,730
I have yet to use.
406
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:14,303
I'm saving it for
something big.
407
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:15,741
Ooh, really?
408
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,197
You're gonna teach
me how to do that?
409
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:20,270
No, I was just showing off.
410
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,444
You're gonna do this.
411
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,790
1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
412
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,710
6, 7, 8.
413
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:29,705
1, 2, 3, 4...
414
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:38,715
[Dance music playing]
415
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,379
Oh, there's miles.
416
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:43,993
Do I look ok?
417
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,473
You look gorgeous,
418
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,383
like a nubian disco queen.
419
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:48,948
[Laughs]
420
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,465
And remember, if
you lose the beat,
421
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:51,648
just follow my lead.
422
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,693
Ok.
423
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,078
Whassup?
424
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,301
Mona?
425
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,520
I almost didn't recognize you.
426
00:15:58,609 --> 00:15:59,779
Well, you know,
427
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:02,401
a sistah likes to
change things up.
428
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:03,853
I hope you're not
too upset with me.
429
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:04,915
I just thought it was best
430
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,054
to be up-front with you.
431
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,529
Hey, you have your preferences,
432
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:08,878
and you were honest.
433
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:13,618
I like that in a
strong black broth-uh.
434
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:14,891
So, what you say?
435
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,634
Wanna shake what
our mama gave us?
436
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:17,724
Oh, no.
437
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,372
No, no, no. Why?
438
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,106
You afraid I might...
439
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:25,067
Turn you out?
440
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,124
That's why during
these very troubled times,
441
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,599
I believe we owe it to ourselves
442
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,779
to connect on a
higher spiritual plane.
443
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:41,256
So, you wanna take a shower?
444
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:42,828
Spencer!
445
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,224
I need to dance next to Mona
446
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,957
so I can keep her
on the beat. Come on.
447
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,088
[Sighs] Sorry, girl.
448
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,570
Spencer's in demand.
449
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:50,970
Hey, hey, hey!
450
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,493
Handling me kinda
rough, there, Dee Dee.
451
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,797
Me likey.
452
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,284
I didn't realize
453
00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,445
you had this side to you.
454
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,540
Well, us strong
sisters... ahs...
455
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:04,069
Are very complex... 7... 8...
456
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,033
So, uh...
457
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,072
You heard what a
brother was lookin' for,
458
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,587
and you're showin' me that.
459
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,770
I'm a very good listener.
460
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:15,466
7... 8...
461
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,036
And bounce with
me, bounce with me,
462
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:21,393
bounce with me,
bounce with me...
463
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,685
I think I could've
been wrong about you.
464
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,831
Why Don't I go get us a drink?
465
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,610
Everything is going great!
466
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:35,581
Miles is loving my
new "blackitude."
467
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:38,233
Well, I think you
look a little silly.
468
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:40,148
But if the erykah badu rag
469
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,373
gets you much-needed lovin',
470
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:45,462
I think i'm gonna
get one for myself.
471
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:46,942
Ooh, bounce with
me, bounce with me,
472
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,458
bounce with me,
bounce with me...
473
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,195
See, Dee Dee? I was right.
474
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,546
Making a few
changes was worth it.
475
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,156
Oh, I Don't know, Mona.
476
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,677
Watching you on the dance floor,
477
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,490
it just looked like you
were trying so hard.
478
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:58,694
Because I am!
479
00:17:58,773 --> 00:17:59,693
The talking and
the counting thing
480
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:02,734
is kicking my ass.
481
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,210
Mona, if he were
the right person,
482
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,300
you wouldn't have to go
483
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:06,865
through all these changes.
484
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,365
Well, that's the difference
between me and you.
485
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:09,851
You have the luxury
of being yourself,
486
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:11,441
and I Don't. Now
if you'll excuse me,
487
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:12,995
i'm going to have
drinks with a man
488
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,492
who likes me for
who i'm trying to be.
489
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,672
So, Mona...
490
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,673
I am really digging
your new look.
491
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,015
Thanks.
492
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,445
But it's not all
that different,
493
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,761
just a little more colorful.
494
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,107
Well, it's different enough.
495
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:34,417
Good. Wait...
496
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:35,904
Different enough?
497
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,294
Yeah.
498
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,208
What does that mean?
499
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:41,843
Well, I just think all
the changes you made
500
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:44,169
are more in touch
with who we are.
501
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,133
Who we are.
502
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:49,222
Or who youare.
503
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:50,872
What does that mean?
504
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:52,085
Miles...
505
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:56,054
You have no idea who I am.
506
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,785
I mean, and why would you?
507
00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:00,045
I have been trying so hard
508
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,229
to be a "sistah" for you,
509
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,006
that i'm not even
acting like myself,
510
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,230
which is really your loss,
511
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:10,280
because I am a
strong black woman,
512
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:11,796
and if you can't see that,
513
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:12,889
then maybe you need to
514
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,154
examine your own issues,
515
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,030
because you,
Malcolm X-boyfriend,
516
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:20,162
are not the arbiter
of blackness.
517
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,336
Wow. Uh...
518
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,162
You make a good point.
519
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,730
We're not all the same.
520
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,206
Uh...
521
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,396
Maybe I shouldn't
have said what I said.
522
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:31,038
Damn skippy.
523
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,816
And if setting you straight
524
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,610
means that i'm gonna
be a lonely cat lady
525
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:35,905
who reads a lot of books,
526
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,090
well, then bring on
the friskies, baby.
527
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,348
Mona Thorne,
528
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,360
you are one of a kind,
529
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,622
and i'm feelin'
that. You should.
530
00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:46,025
I'm sure you'll make
some crazy white boy
531
00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:47,934
very happy.
532
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,731
I'm glad you realized
that you can't change
533
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,148
for every guy that comes along.
534
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,889
You have to embrace who you are
535
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,720
so that somebody else can.
536
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:04,378
From now on, if a man
wants Mona Thorne...
537
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:09,084
He will have to take
me the way I am.
538
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:10,734
Excuse me,
539
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,778
but aren't you scary spice?
540
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:16,563
[British accent]
Why, yes! Yes, I am.
541
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,260
And this is me mate gennifer...
542
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,347
Wif a "g".
543
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:20,515
Hey.
544
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,090
[British accent] 'allo, luv.
545
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,177
Have a seat!
546
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,352
Barkeep!
547
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,140
Give us another. Come on, now.
548
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,378
Whoo hoo!
549
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:51,473
Ha ha ha ha!
550
00:20:51,523 --> 00:20:56,073
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