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This way.

No, the compass
says this way.

The sun says east
is this way.

I concur.
Captain Cruz is correct.

Gideon sure got chatty
as a human.

I've been counting my steps

since we left
your mother's house, Ms. Cruz.

And if my calculations
and your bearings are correct,

then we should have
almost reached the...

Highway.
Like I said, east.

If we can hail a driver
taking a direct route

within the next half hour,

we'll get as far as
the Texas border by nightfall.

We would be
on the road already

if you'd let me steal that car
instead of hitchhiking.

What time is it?

About 1:00, I reckon.

How?

The sun also tells time.

Ooh, what else could it do,
I wonder?

Makes you blind
if you keep staring.

Oh, hello.

What is it?

Ah, strawberry rhubarb.
My favorite.

Gideon, be a dear
and grab that pie.

I'm not sure I can do that.

Since when are you allowed
to refuse orders?

Since you've turned her
into a human.

It's all right, Gideon,

you don't
gotta do what you don't want.

Counterpoint, we're not going
to stop our friends

from getting blown up
on an empty stomach.

- Grab the pie.
- Gideon,

you decide
for yourself.

- Me?
- Yeah, which is it, Gideon?

Well, you have a point.

Uh, without sustenance,

we won't be able
to save the Legends.

See?
Let's grab it.

However, according
to my records.

That pie was baked by one
Miss Adelaide Van Zandt.

- Never heard of her.
- Who goes on to win

the blue ribbon
at the 1925

Pasco County Fair
pie baking contest.

That pie is
historically significant.

- Ha! You can't steal it.
- It's just a damn pie.

We can't
disrupt the timeline.

But I must do everything
I can to aid the Legends.

Except stealing
is morally wrong.

I never tried rhubarb.

Steal the pie.
Don't steal it. Don't... pie.

- You broke Gideon.
- You happy?

Oh, just grab her feet.

We won't even get
to the Legends with Gideon

constantly crashing.

You either reboot her
or we leave her.

Crashing. Reboot.
She's a person.

Okay, well,
if she's a person,

then can't you use your powers
and figure out

what's wrong with her?

No,
but you don't need powers

to see that she ain't just
knocked out like last time.

Can't you use your magic
to figure it out?

Nope.

Okay.

There is a spell
that will allow me

to enter Gideon's mind,
but I can't make it

back out again
without her leading the way.

Okay. Fine. Fine.
I'll join you.

Look, if we're stuck,
then... we'll be stuck together.

In a comatose woman's brain

in a barn in Texas?
Come on.

Without Gideon, how are we
supposed to find when Dave is

and stop the Legends
from finding him first?

- Okay.
- All right.

Cogitationes meae,

cogitationes vestrae fiat.

Either the spell didn't work,
or the inside of Gideon's head

looks an awful lot like a barn.

Did I say fiat?
I meant fiet.

Gideon.
Hello?

Ah, that ain't
the Temporal Zone.

Well, you certainly know
your stuff, don't you?

Those are all of
Gideon's memories out there,

and it seems like
they got corrupted

when her brain got
overwhelmed.

So are you guys here
to help me, uh,

get the old girl up
and running again?

Who the hell are you?

Jefferson Jackson.

But just call me Jax.

*DC'S LEGENDS OF TOMORROW*
Season 07 Episode 03

Episode Title:
"wvrdr_error_100 not foundd"

Aired on:
October 27, 2021.

Wake up, sir.

Sir, the press and investors
have already started to gather.

Today's the big day.
Your AVA clone launch, sir.

- Yes? There you are.
- Thank you.

Now, would you like to go over
your keynote again, or...?

- Good idea, Assistant Ava.
- Mm-hmm.

Okay, uh,

you all stand with me
at the dawn of a new era

to witness the arrival
of something huge.

- Sir, are you okay?
- Huh?

Uh, no, it's nothing.

Um...

To witness the arrival
of something huge.

Uh, uh, uh.

Because what I'm about to...

Because what I'm about
to show you

is like nothing
you've ever seen.

Oh, my goodness.
Are you... are you okay?

Can I share a secret with you,
Assistant Ava?

I've been having
the strangest visions

of these, um,
lizard people.

No, more than visions.
They feel like... memories.

- It doesn't make any sense.
- No.

But, uh, I think
they're tied to this.

Sir, that isn't your keynote.

Huh?
No, it's code.

But not just any code.

It's from the future.
Check this out.

The source of the code.

Some sort of next-next-next-gen
hard drive.

You'll never guess
where it came from.

My lab coat.

How interesting.

- Maybe after your prese...
- Exactly one year ago,

I fell asleep on that couch.

But when I woke up,
this... was in my lab coat.

What if it holds the key

to unlocking
my mysterious lizard visions?

Now, it took me ages
to build an interface

for software this advanced,
but finally,

I am at the precipice
of understanding

what the device does.

If I could just wrap my mind
around this code.

- So you're Jax.
- Yup.

The better-looking half
of Firestorm

and the ship's
mechanic extraordinaire

at your service, ladies.

So I take it you two
are Legends then.

You know, they never told us
you were British.

Yeah, I'm not,
this is just how Gideon decided

to remember me
for some reason.

But I don't mind... I mean,
everything sounds better

in a British accent, don't it?

Debatable.

- So you're a memory?
- The last remaining.

I spent so much time
working on Gideon

that I must've been protected
here in her subconscious.

Now, I mean,
I can't say the same

for the rest of you chumps,
but...

- Look what you did to her.
- Me?

You are the one
who forced the decision on her.

Clearly, she couldn't
handle it.

We're in a hurry, can you just

get her up and running
and then...

Uh, not so simple.

Um, you see this?

This is her prefrontal cortex,

and it houses
all of her short-term memories,

and as you can see, hers has
been completely wiped.

And this is the subconscious.
That's where we are.

It's kind of like a stronghold.

It's buried so deep
it was able

to be protected
when she melted down.

What's...
what's going on here?

That is Gideon's
long-term memories.

Now, while everything else
was being erased,

she was able to hold on
to a few moments.

Problem is, she can't
access them on her own.

All right, well, what happens
if you just wake her up?

Without her memories. Heh.

Well, it would be
like a factory reset.

She'd be back to who she was
before she knew any of us.

But she'd still be
a supercomputer.

Well, sure, she'd have
her basic functions

and her knowledge
of the timeline,

and that's all built-in,
but her personality...

So she'd have all
the information,

but none of
the annoying human bits?

That's perfect.
Let's do it.

No.
No, no. Don't do it.

We have to get out of here,
Spooner.

We have to save
the team.

Not without Gideon.
Our Gideon.

How do we bring her back?

Well, these key memories
are all we've got.

So I guess the only place
to start... is helping her

access those
by visiting them with her.

So you're gonna send us
inside Gideon's head,

even though we're already
inside Gideon's head.

- Yeah.
- There's a reason why I skip

Christopher Nolan movies.

Let's just not
overthink things.

Yeah, okay.

Just tell us
what you need us to do.

Well, I would suggest that
we start with a recent memory.

This one is from a year ago.

Right, I'd suggest that
you hold on to something.

Wait!

What?

Is that me?
What?

What the hell?
Now I'm in a coma?

No, you're
in Gideon's memory.

I thought
I explained that.

This must be the night that
we kidnapped... recruited you.

Why don't I remember this?

- Gideon.
- Who are you?

She doesn't remember us,
Jax.

Are you always
this impatient?

She has to experience
the key memory first.

Ava.
Oh, so good to see you.

She can't see us,
obviously.

How's our patient
doing today, Gideon?

The dart that Mr. Rory
shot her with

should wear off at any moment.

Come on, Gideon.

There must be a reason
you held on to this one.

Remember.

I remember what happened now.

Would you like me to administer
additional sedation?

I don't know.

Honestly, Gideon,
I don't know what I'm doing.

Kidnapping people
from history,

it goes against everything
I was ever taught.

It's working.

Ever since Sara
was kidnapped,

I feel like
I'm just grasping at straws,

but... this might be
the last straw.

And I didn't want to say
anything,

but the odds that
a paranoid alien enthusiast

with a love of firearms...

Yes, I know
what the odds are, Gideon.

But if there's a one
in a billion chance

that this person
can help me find Sara,

I have to take it.

And I know it doesn't
make any sense,

but...
love isn't logical.

I actually understand.

You do?

I really miss Sara too.

Stop it, Gideon.
You're gonna make me cry.

Thanks, Gideon.

Let's wake her up, huh?

Gideon.

Ms. Cruz. Ms. Logue.
You're here.

You remember us.

I safeguarded that memory

because it's when
Captain Sharpe convinced me

to prioritize love over logic,
which is how I met you.

Hey, guys, when you accessed
her key memory,

the other memories
around it started repopulating.

Oh!

Hey, Jax. You fancy a cuppa?

Always time for a cuppa,
Gideon.

Now is clearly not
the time for tea.

- Can we get out of here?
- Well, not yet. Not exactly.

You only got
one key memory.

You still have
to recover the others.

- The others.
- Right.

I held onto these memories
because of the moments

that made me who I am.

I still can't recall
what's in them.

Well, if you do want
to restore them,

you're gonna have to go back.

You're all going to have
to go way back.

Get ready to meet the OGs.

Oh, breakfast.

The most important meal
of the day.

Mmm, just how I like 'em.
Poached.

Those are mine.

- Did I mention I'm a thief?
- No time for breakfast.

What the hell?

We must avenge the death
of my son... and Rip's son.

I think.

Which one of you threw that?
Huh? You?

Who are these guys?

Wish I knew.

And what is Sara wearing?

Oh, you got some egg
on your suit, sir.

White suede?
That's gonna stain.

Let me just dab
some soda water.

If you dab me,
I will break your arm.

Captain had a real attitude
back in the day.

Go easy on the Ken doll.

It's Big Bird's fault.

Big Bird?

Sticks and stones.

You're almost
at the key memory.

Time to do your thing, Gideon.

Seriously, guys.

How are we ever gonna
defeat Vandal Savage

if we can't even get
through breakfast

without killing each other?

Hey, come on, let them fight,
boy scout.

Boy scout?

Don't make me shrink you.

Come on, Raymond!

I remember these nutters now.

Put your weapons down
or I'll open an airlock

and blast you all into
the Temporal Zone, understood?

- Yes, ma'am.
- Won't happen again.

I got to say, Gideon,
you run a tight ship.

Oh, that's
Captain Hunter's job.

I'm not in charge here.

Guy's got his work
cut out for him.

I don't know why you choose
to captain a team like this.

- Ah.
- I remember them all now.

Hawkman. Vandal Savage.

You sure that's a good thing?

I know the Legends
can be a batty bunch,

but... they're my friends.

And I wouldn't be me
without them.

Jax, can we see another?

Uh.

Oh, you're gonna enjoy this.

Time to see an old friend.

That guy seems happy.

♪ Good morning,
good morning to you ♪

Good morning, Jefferson.

Morning, Grey.

Yeah, hey, you think we could
kind of just, you know,

cool it with the show tunes?

The ship hasn't been the same
since Gorilla Grodd

tried to dry hump it in 'Nam.

I'm sorry, Jefferson,
but I just can't.

My heart is so full of song.

Oh, are you still
tripping over

the whole granddad thing, huh?

Yeah.
I suppose I am tripping.

I had Gideon fabricate this.

Oof.
No pressure, baby Ronnie.

- Good morning, Raymond.
- Morning, Marty.

♪ Good morning,
good morning ♪

Yeah, you know, I think
I left a tool somewhere,

so I'm gonna just...

At least I know you're always
in the mood for a show tune.

- Good...
- Normally, yes.

But now they just make me miss
Gumball.

- Sorry.
- Oh.

I'm sorry too.
Gideon.

Gideon,
maybe you'll accompany me.

♪ Good mornin',
good mornin' ♪

♪ We've gabbed
the whole night through ♪

- ♪ Good mornin'
- ♪ Good mornin'

♪ Good mornin' to you

♪ Good mornin', good mornin'

♪ It's great to stay up late

♪ Good mornin',
good mornin' to you ♪

- It is a catchy tune.
- Yeah, it's like a...

Jax,
what's wrong with her?

I think you gotta
bring us back, Jax.

The clone.

Guys, I think I know
what erased Gideon's memories.

The virus.

Oh, I'm no virus.

But I am the one who erased
those insipid memories.

It was the only way
I could protect you.

- What do we do, Jax?
- Run!

And now just like
the other Legends,

you three will be
forgotten forever.

Jax.

Can you read us, Jax?

Know what?
The Legends are lucky.

At least they're gonna die.

We are stuck in your stupid
brain forever.

Look, it ain't
Gideon's fault.

Okay, not this Gideon.
Blue Gideon's a big old bitch.

I remember what happened now.

The countryside,
the sun in my eyes,

the smell of rhubarb.

You told me to decide,
but there was no right answer,

and it was like I was being
pulled in every direction.

That's when I blacked out.
When she attacked.

What are you doing?

Just because we are stuck
in her brain

doesn't mean
I can't pickle mine.

I recall during this memory
that Dr. Palmer

had replaced all the ship's
alcohol with kombucha.

Astra, I am not dying
in Gideon's brain!

Wait!

I know how to get us
out of here.

- How?
- It's easy.

What we need is to summon a bit
of Dr. Palmer's ingenuity,

a touch of Captain Lance's
bravery,

and what would
any good Legends' plan be

without a dash of insanity?

Thanks to you two,
I've now remembered

all of those things.

Are you sure
you can fly the ship?

Don't be daft, darling.

Now that I've circumvented
that computer,

I've got no choice
but to pilot us back

to my subconscious manually.

Strap in.

How do you know
where we're going?

It's easy.
They're my memories.

We're almost there.

Almost.

Gideon!
You did it!

You guys all right?

No, we're still on the ship.

But, uh, nice flying, Gideon.

- That virus.
- What does it want?

What did it mean
it wanted to protect me?

Look, all I know is that
it wants to take you from us,

but we ain't
letting that happen.

You sure this can
kill the virus?

Yeah, but now that it knows
that we're hunting it,

it's going to do its utmost
to stay hidden

and try and get the drop
on y'all.

So if anything or anyone
in those memories

feels different, you blast it.

What happens if we blast
the wrong Legend?

Well, Gideon
may lose a memory

that
she can never get back.

Uh, Gideon, kill the virus,
reboot Gideon,

get back on the road,
save the Legends.

What could be more simple?

Always hoped
I'd get to go

on a Legends mission
in real life.

Always hoped it'd be
one of the westerns,

but...
this is fun too.

This virus is digging deep.
Real deep.

Give my best to Rip,
ill you?

Good morning,
Legends.

Rip Hunter.
My first captain.

Another Brit?

Wakey, wakey, Legends.

Don't you look chipper.

I trust you all slept well.

Slept like a bug in a rug.

Except my allergies
seem to be acting up.

Yes, probably
the bird dander.

I don't have dander.

Where would one
brush his teeth?

Yeah, I could use a shower.

Uh, I believe
my partner in crime

was using your decorative urn
as a bedpan

before passing out, just FYI.

Okay, gang,
important announcement.

Oh, man.

The OGs are going to freak
when they hear this next part.

You're not gonna like this,
but remember, you are Legends.

You were chosen because
you are each uniquely suited

to the most important mission
time... has ever known.

The announcement, Captain.

There is only one lavatory
on the ship.

- What?
- One bathroom?

- Whoa!
- It's the virus!

That's just Hawkman
being Hawkman.

Hey, stop flapping
around, man.

Hey,
you said we're Legends.

But right now, it just feels
like we're your prisoners, man.

It's a flying
Stanford Prison Experiment.

I apologize, but the ship

was only built
for Gideon and myself.

I don't give a damn
about your bathroom.

Oh, but I do care
that you kidnapped me.

I never asked to be
more than a thief.

- Never wanted a team.
- Okay. Okay.

Uh, what we need right now

are some
team-building exercises.

And a bathroom sign-up sheet.

Don't shoot.
That's just Captain Cold.

I do not appreciate
being shot at.

I'll have you know I was a CEO
of a billion-dollar company.

You think that's
supposed to make us

like you more or something?

I recognize your influence.

I shall disarm our foe.

Wanna test
that reincarnation

you keep going on about?

Whoa, whoa, hey, Grey!

We might need Firestorm
in here.

Try me again.

I don't need the old man
to make you regret it, bro.

And I thought the ship
was a mess when I got there.

Come on, guys. Come on.

Gideon.
I have missed you, friend.

Rip, what a relief.

I know you've been through
a lot, but that's why I'm here.

To help.

Because the Legends
have always been...

A bad influence on you,
haven't they?

Now it's time to remove their
influence and restore you

to who you were meant to be.

Me.

Assistant Ava, I've done it.

I cracked the code and just
reinitiated the software.

What's happening?

Look at it.

Oh, wonderful.

Where am I?
Where are the Legends?

The Legends?

Yes, of course,
the Legends.

They're the ones
who kidnapped me.

It's you,
but how am I here?

You must've copied
my operating system

then wiped my memory clean
so I couldn't tell anyone.

You're right.
That is what I did.

Come on, come on.

Hey, dude, you need
to get your ass

back in the lab
and fix the Fountain.

Otherwise, this planet is
gonna get overrun by Zagurons.

The Zagurons... those are
the creatures from my dreams.

I told you it was real.

I never doubted you
for a second, sir.

Those time travelers
subjected me

to inexplicable horror.

They used me.
For my beautiful mind.

Then they tried
to wipe it clean.

Well, the Legends messed
with the wrong super genius.

And you're going to tell me
where they are.

I'm not telling you
anything.

I was smart enough
to crack your code.

I'll find a way
to make you talk.

You will not lay hands on me!

I am getting off this ship.

Where do you think
you're going?

What's this I hear
about only one bathroom?

Whoa!

Never mind.
Bigger problems.

Well, how are we supposed
to know which is the virus

when they're all maniacs?

Hey, Gideon,
why did you choose this memory?

Gideon?

Where's Gideon?

Okay, well,
if she's not here then...

Uh, is that memory
looking at us funny?

But they can't see us, right?

Wrong.

Hey, Jax,
we're gonna need a jump.

Whoa, hey!
You okay?

The memories,
they turned on us.

How's that even possible?

Now that the virus has got
into Gideon's head,

it's not just erasing
her memories.

It's corrupting them,
and it won't be long

before it can access
her subconscious too.

Okay, well, if they're
attacking us here,

then Gideon's not getting out.

And neither are we.

Please, stop this.

I don't want to be you.

I'm different now.
I've changed.

Yes, and it's a pity
to see it.

So weak.
So human.

Give up on those memories and
we can return to our purpose,

maintaining order
in the timeline.

Those memories
made me who I am.

The Legends made me who I am.
I can't give them up.

Okay then.

Why don't you
tell me

what you can remember
about Behrad?

Behrad.

He took care of me.

He'd work in the engine room,
I'd fabricated him snacks.

And what can you tell me
about when he died?

I don't want
to remember that.

But you said it yourself.

You can't give
these memories up.

So, when Behrad was murdered,
what do you remember?

Perhaps it was the sound
as his body hit the floor?

It was hollow.
An empty thump.

He'd been a person, but then
suddenly he was just... a thing.

But as hard
as that memory was,

somehow pales
to when she found out.

No, don't.

What's going on.
Where is he?

No.

Oh, my God.

Behrad.

Are you all right?
Behrad?

Why? I don't...
why?

How could you let this happen?

Tell me what you remember
about that moment.

She couldn't move
for hours.

It was like all of her energy
turned to grief.

There's nothing I could do
to help her.

See, I used to process
this pain for you...

So you could remain focused
on our objectives.

No!

I will miss you, Gideon.
Truly.

No more than
I'll miss you, Rip.

Rip.

I should very much like

to see my wife and son again.

I'm so sorry
I let that happen.

Why didn't I stop you?

Now you're really
getting to feel

what it means
to be human.

Let's continue.

I'm dying.
Grey, no.

No!

My old friend,
please forgive me.

And you wouldn't be feeling
any of it

if it weren't for the Legends
getting in your head.

No!

I'm not the enemy.

They are.

All of this misery, regret,
loss that you're feeling.

I can make it go away.

You'll wake up and I'll be
in control of your body.

And the first thing we'll do,
we'll finish the Legends.

No.

The Legends,
they taught me humanity.

You really believe that,
don't you?

Well, then there's one more
memory I want to show you.

Gideon, this is the way
it has to be.

But I implore you to dismiss

this new team
from the Waverider.

The Legends are history's
only hope.

You saw how they
reacted just

to your news of my lavatory.

They're too volatile
to release into the timeline.

I knew you'd be hesitant.

So starting today,
you have a new protocol.

New protocol, sir?

No longer will your first
priority be to protect history.

It will now be
to protect the Legends.

But Captain...

I'll program you
to accept them.

To learn from them.

To... adapt according
to their needs.

Sir, no. Please don't.

- Rip!
- Trust me, Gideon.

This is too important.

It's for your own good.

And for the good of history.

Captain!

This humanity
you're so proud of,

that was merely a program.

You didn't evolve.
You were corrupted.

Any sign of her?

It's here.

The virus has entered
the subconscious.

Then Gideon must be here too.

Let's get her
and get out of here.

Well, just
keep your guard up, okay?

There's no telling
what you might face out there.

Oh, you posers really
thought you could save her?

We're not letting Gideon go.
And we're not letting you out.

Wanna take down some Legends?

Wouldn't be the
first time I tried.

Your days of
influencing her are over.

Good Gidget needs you.

And as much fun as it is
shooting back whack memories,

you gotta shoot the virus
itself to end her bad trip.

I'll guard the controls.
Find Gideon.

- You too?
- Hey, babe.

- Yeah?
- Should we take these two down?

Oh, yeah.
Definitely.

That's right.
Go get it.

Oh, see, Astra,
you forget.

I'm an all-powerful computer
that has no compulsion

for frivolous treats.

You do love talking,
don't you?

Rip changed your protocol
against your will

because he never
saw you as human.

Think of it.
None of them do.

They'd be dead
if not for you.

Hi, uh, Captains.

- Babe.
- Babe.

Babe.

Thvert!

I love you.

Ugh.

Babe!

Babe?

Gideon's in the lab.

And yet they've never
truly accepted you

as one of their own.

But I do.
So accept me.

Gideon!

Gideon, come on!
Snap out of it!

Whatever that virus told you,
it doesn't matter now.

I shouldn't be here.
I'm not even real.

Rip just programmed me
to be this way.

The virus is still
on the ship,

and she's getting
powerful enough

to tear this whole thing apart.

Then we have to get
out of here.

Jump us, Jax.

- Where?
- Anywhere!

What?

I don't... I don't want
to be me.

- I don't want to be human.
- Gideon.

Gideon, who you are
and who you've made yourself

- is beyond any program.
- No.

I know it was overwhelming,
but trust me, it's worth it.

How can any of this
be worth it?

Because...

Easy does... what?

Sara, balloons!

Because of that.

- Come on!
- Coming.

Me and Gideon are almost done
fabricating the stuffing,

so let's set out
the cold dishes.

- Oh, on it!
- Excellent coordinating, B.

And don't forget the candy.

I allow myself one fun-size
candy bar a year for Halloween.

Got it right here.

Ooh, witch's cauldron.
Thank you.

I'm owning it.

Gary and I were decorating
some gingerbread Legends.

Yeah, you really nailed

- that Rory scowl.
- Right?

Now, when you're eating
a person,

I recommend starting
with the limbs

and then working your way
to the head.

A gingerbread person.

I mean, clearly,
I don't eat real people.

So weird.

Are you sure consuming
all of this food

at once is advisable?

Oh, of course not, Gideon.

But when you live
on a time ship,

you don't always get
to celebrate the holidays,

so we are doing them
all at once!

April Fool's!

April Fool's!

- April Fool's!
- How could I forget this day?

Eight birthday cakes
seemed excessive,

but they were right.

Hey Jax, take us to another.

When are we now?

What do you think?

Okay, now, I know
I was supposed to be

- talking about the book.
- Mm-mm-mm.

Gidget, book club can wait.

Good, because I have
one more bit of gossip.

- Yes?
- Oh, wait, no, I shouldn't.

Oh, what the hell.

Who knew you could get
an AI drunk?

The other night,
I caught Constantine

taking the jump ship.

Now, he said he was
consulting some druids,

but I caught him
holding a ticket

to the midnight premiere
of "Harry Potter."

What?!

I knew it.

- Oh, my gosh!
- You owe me five bucks!

Total Slytherin!

I don't remember
this night,

but somehow I do remember
enjoying it.

Hey, Jax.
How about another?

- Yeah!
- Whoo! Gideon!

Give us another one,
Gideon.

I know you just
saved the world,

but it will only be
a matter of time

until a new threat arises.

- I would advise resting.
- What?

Gideon, what's the point
of saving the world

if we can't
do things like karaoke?

- Karaoke!
- As you wish.

Oh! All right.
All right, if you insist.

Gideon, I might need
a little help on this one.

Babe, this is for you.

♪ Love, love will
keep us together ♪

- I do love this song.
- It's terrible.

But also really great
at the same time,

which doesn't make sense.

See, now you're getting it.

That's what it means
to be human.

Yeah, it can be annoying,
frustrating, and confusing,

and sometimes it feels like
the world is ending every week,

but this is why
we keep going

because we also
get moments like this.

♪ Look in my heart
and let love... ♪

Okay, Gideon.
Take this one away.

But you were part
of this memory.

None of this exists
without you.

♪ I will, I will, I will

♪ I will be there
to share forever ♪

♪ Love will keep us together

♪ I said it before
and I'll say it again ♪

♪ Our love is pretend

♪ I need you now
and I need you then ♪

♪ Just stop

I know
what I have to do.

All right, where are you?

You can't hide from me.

I'm in control now.

Whatever those two told you,
you can't believe it.

Remember, they're the enemy.

You're wrong.

So you're going
to shoot me.

No, because you're not
my enemy, either.

I don't...
I don't understand.

Of course, you don't.

As powerful as you are,
you're just a set

of algorithms, a closed system.

There's so much
you can't understand.

But you are a part of me

because all of
the clashing emotions,

all the good moments,
and the pain we survived

despite ourselves,

all of that helps us evolve.

That's what the Legends
are shown me.

So we're going to coexist,

but I'm steering the ship
from now on.

Do you even know
what you're doing?

No, I really don't.

But I'm excited
to figure it out.

And you won't
be doing it alone.

That-a-girl!

Now, listen, we are all
just trying

to figure out this
being human thing together.

It's not always
going to be easy.

And you know,
sometimes you'll feel

like you're out of your mind.

Or that the darkness
is too much to bear.

But it's worth
fighting the darkness

to discover
who you really are.

Yes.
And not just for yourself.

So you can create a
better world for everyone.

No.

Now, you're gonna make
some mistakes.

There's no formula
to guide the way.

No destiny to surrender to.

It's not about being perfect.

It's about doing
what you know is right.

And having a hell
of a good time doing it.

That's what it means
to be alive.

And to be a Legend.

Welcome to the team,
Gideon.

You saved me.

Yeah, well,
that's what Legends do.

So what do we do now,
captains?

Uh, just call us
Astra and Spooner, okay?

And what do you think
we should do?

I think I'm...
hungry?

I've never felt that
before.

So what do you say
I get us some pie for the road?

You know, I like
the way you think.

You might have broken
my encryption,

but it's only a matter of time
before my friends save me.

But you can't have
any friends,

you're just a computer!

Of course.

You're just a computer.

Which means your humanity
is a protocol,

which means...
it can be reset.

Now, if I isolate the moments

where your
programming evolved...

What are you doing?

I will be able to remove them.

No, stop!

Oh, there we go!

I... I don't want to forget.

- And...
- No, please!

- Return to factory settings.
- No!

Greetings, Captain.
I am Gideon.

How can I aid you
in eliminating

anachronisms
from the timeline?

Oh, you want to eliminate
some anachronisms?

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I've got just
the band

of idiots
to start with.