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? BOY, THE WAY
GLENN MILLER PLAYED ?
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? SONGS THAT MADE
THE HIT PARADE ?
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? GUYS LIKE US, WE HAD IT MADE ?
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? THOSE WERE THE DAYS ?
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? AND YOU KNEW
WHERE YOU WERE THEN ?
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? GIRLS WERE GIRLS
AND MEN WERE MEN ?
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? MISTER, WE COULD USE A MAN ?
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? LIKE HERBERT HOOVER AGAIN ?
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? DIDN'T NEED NO
WELFARE STATES ?
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? EVERYBODY PULLED HIS WEIGHT ?
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? GEE, OUR OLD
LASALLE RAN GREAT ?
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? THOSE WERE ?
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? THE DAYS ?
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WE NEED SOME MORE
COFFEE, TOO, MA.
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OH, MY. OH, WELL, I
GUESS THAT MEANS
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WE GOTTA DO WITHOUT
APPLES THIS WEEK.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU
MANAGE TO MAKE ENDS MEET, MA.
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OH, I'M LUCKY. I WAS
BROUGHT UP IN A DEPRESSION.
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IRENE SAYS YOUR DEPRESSION
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WAS LIKE OUR
INFLATIONARY RECESSION.
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WELL, MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID:
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"WATCH THE PENNIES AND THE
DOLLARS'LL TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES."
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WELL, SHE MUST HAVE BEEN RIGHT,
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THE DOLLARS MUST BE
TAKING CARE OF THEMSELVES
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'CAUSE WE AIN'T GOT THEM.
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GLORIA! GLORIA!
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WHAT IS IT, HONEY?
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GUESS WHAT! I GOT
ONE OF MY FINAL GRADES!
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IS IT AN "A"?
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IT'S AN "A"!
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WONDERFUL! CONGRATULATIONS!
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THANKS, MA!
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SEE, MA. I TOLD YOU
I MARRIED A GENIUS.
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AH, JEEZ, LOOK AT THIS.
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WE OUGHTA GET THESE TWO BRONZED.
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DADDY, MICHAEL JUST GOT
AN "A" IN ONE OF HIS COURSES.
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WELL, WHOOP-DEE-DOO.
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WITH AN "A" ON YOUR
REPORT CARD AND A QUARTER
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YOU CAN BUY A HERSHEY BAR.
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I KNOW YOU'RE THRILLED, ARCH,
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BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO
OVERDO THE CONGRATULATIONS.
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STEP ASIDE, HUH?
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING
CRABBIER EVERY DAY?
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I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST
TIME YOU WALKED INTO THIS HOUSE
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WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE.
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WELL, THAT'S
BECAUSE THE LAST TIME
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I WALKED INTO THIS HOUSE WITH A SMILE
ON MY FACE, YOU WASN'T LIVING HERE.
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HOW DID YOU MAKE OUT
AT THE PHONE COMPANY?
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I TOOK CARE OF THE ARGUMENT,
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JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO
WITH THE PHONE COMPANY:
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I GIVE THEM A SWELL
ARGUMENT AND LOST.
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BUT THE THING THAT
REALLY BURNED ME UP
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WAS COMING DOWN IN THE ELEVATOR.
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I RAN INTO THIS CRABBY DAME.
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YOU KNOW WHAT SHE HAS
THE NERVE TO SAY TO ME?
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"I WISH YOU'D PUT OUT YOUR CIGAR
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BECAUSE THE SMOKE OFFENDS ME."
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MAYBE SHE HAD A
BREATHING PROBLEM.
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SURE SHE HAD A
BREATHING PROBLEM,
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YOU SHOULD HAVE
SEEN THE NOSE ON HER.
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LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS
PLAYING A SAXOPHONE.
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OH, MAYBE SHE
JUST WASN'T USED TO
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THE SMELL OF CIGAR SMOKE.
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I REMEMBER WHEN
WE WAS FIRST MARRIED
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I HAD TO SPRAY THE ROOM
EVERY NIGHT AFTER YOU SMOKED.
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BUT YOU COULDN'T GET USED
TO THE SMELL OF THE SPRAY.
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SO YOU HAD TO GET USED
TO THE SMELL OF CIGARS.
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NO, I HAD TO GET USED TO
NOT SAYING NOTHING ABOUT IT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT USED TO
WHENEVER I CAME INTO THE HOUSE?
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A KISS?
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I WAS THINKING OF
SOMETHING FOAMY IN A CAN.
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OH, YOU MEAN BEER? BEER, YEAH.
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OH, SURE, I'LL GET
YOU SOME RIGHT AWAY.
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SO THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE
REALLY UPSET ABOUT?
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BECAUSE SOME LADY IN AN ELEVATOR
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SAID SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE
SMELL OF YOUR CIGAR?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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AND I TOLD THE LADY
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IF SHE DIDN'T WANT TO
INHALE MY CIGAR SMOKE,
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THEN SHE REALLY
OUGHT TO SHUT HER FACE.
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I'M SURPRISED SHE DIDN'T
HAVE YOU REPORTED.
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SHE DID, SHE DID, TO
THE GUARD DOWNSTAIRS
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WHEN THE ELEVATOR GOT THERE.
SHE TOLD HIM THE WHOLE STORY.
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MADE HIM WRITE THE
WHOLE THING DOWN.
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HE TOOK MY NAME AND
ADDRESS AND EVERYTHING.
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TOLD ME HE'S GONNA FINE ME $50.
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THAT'S RIGHT, THEY GOT A LAW
NOW AGAINST SMOKING IN ELEVATORS.
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WELL, TO THAT LAW I WOULD SAY...
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LUCKY FOR ME, THE
GUARD WAS A STRAIGHT GUY.
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AFTER THE DAME TOOK OFF, I
GAVE HIM ONE OF MY CIGARS,
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HE RIPPED UP THE REPORT.
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BOY, OH, BOY.
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AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ALWAYS
PREACHING LAW AND ORDER. HUH!
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THAT IS FOR THE
CRIMINALS, LITTLE GIRL.
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LAW AND ORDER SHOULD NOT RUIN
THE LIVES OF LAW-ABIDING PEOPLE.
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LIKE THAT STUPID LAW OF
PROHIBITION THEY HAD IN THE OLD DAYS,
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THE GANGSTERS HAD TO GO OUT
THEN AND OPEN UP SPEAKEASIES
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SO A DECENT GUY
COULD RAISE A GLASS.
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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THEY'RE GONNA DO THE SAME
THING IN OFFICE BUILDINGS?
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THE MAFIA'S GONNA START RUNNING
ELEVATORS YOU CAN SMOKE IN?
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IF THERE'S A BUCK IN IT,
THE MAFIA'LL BE THERE.
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HERE YOU ARE, ARCHIE.
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AH, YEAH.
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NO, I DESCRIBE TO A HIGHER
LAW THERE, MEATHEAD, GOD'S LAW.
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AND GOD INTENDED MAN TO SMOKE.
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MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID,
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"IF GOD INTENDED
PEOPLE TO SMOKE,
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HE WOULD HAVE PUT
CHIMNEYS ON THEIR HEADS."
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YOUR MOTHER DIDN'T KNOW NOTHING.
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SHE DIDN'T EVEN WANT
YOU TO MARRY ME.
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W-WAIT, WAIT A
SECOND, WAIT A SECOND.
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GOD INTENDED MAN TO SMOKE?
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CERTAINLY. WHY DO YOU
THINK GOD PLANTED TOBACCO?
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TO MAKE SALADS, YOU DOPE, YOU?
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THAT'S TO SMOKE.
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EVERYTHING GOD
PLANTED IS FOR MAN TO USE.
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THEN WHAT ABOUT MARIJUANA?
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GOD DIDN'T PLANT
MARIJUANA, LITTLE GIRL.
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IT WAS YOUR MEXICAN
BANDITS DONE THAT.
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WELL, I'M FOR THE NEW LAWS
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'CAUSE I DON'T THINK PEOPLE
SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SMOKE
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IN ELEVATORS, IN
MOVIES, IN RESTAURANTS,
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'CAUSE IT REALLY DOES BOTHER
THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT DON'T SMOKE.
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AH, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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THE ONLY PEOPLE IT BOTHERS
ARE A BUNCH OF PAINS IN THE NECKS
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THAT DON'T WANT THE REST OF
THE WORLD TO ENJOY THEMSELVES.
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WELL, I'VE BEEN SMOKING
AROUND HERE FOR YEARS
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AND UP TO NOW, I AIN'T HEARD NO
COMPLAINTS FROM MY LOVED ONES.
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I COMPLAINED.
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WELL, I'M COMPLAINING,
TOO, DADDY.
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I HATE YOUR CIGAR
SMOKE. EL STINKO!
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LITTLE GIRL, LET ME TELL
YOU, THERE'S AN OLD SAYING,
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"NEVER BITE THE HAND
THAT FEEDS YOUR HUSBAND."
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TAKE A LESSON FROM
YOUR MOTHER OVER HERE.
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SHE LEARNED TO
LOVE MY CIGAR SMOKE.
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RIGHT, EDITH? NO, I DIDN'T.
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AH, WHO CARES ANYWAY?
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WELL, ARCH, YOU GOTTA HAVE
RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS.
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I GOT RESPECT FOR
EVERYBODY'S FEELINGS.
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IN THE CONSTITUTION WE'RE
SUPPOSED TO HAVE RESPECT.
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WE ALL GOT OUR RIGHT TO THE
PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS THERE.
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AND, IF I WANNA PURSUE HAPPINESS
WITH A CIGAR IN MY KISSER,
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THEN YOU GOTTA RESPECT THAT.
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W-WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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THAT CIGAR-SMOKING
IS AN INALIENABLE RIGHT?
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IT'S FOR ALIENS, IT'S
FOR THE NATIVE BORNS...
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ANYBODY WANTS, THEY CAN SMOKE.
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NOW, LET ME GIVE
YOU A LITTLE HISTORY,
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THE KIND THAT YOU DON'T
FIND IN THE HISTORY BOOKS.
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NATURALLY.
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YEAH.
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YOU KNOW, IF IT WASN'T
FOR GUYS LIKE ME, SMOKERS,
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THERE WOULDN'T BE NO AMERICA.
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YOU WANNA BLOW
THAT PAST ME AGAIN?
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SURE.
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YOU HEARD OF YOUR
WASHINGTON, YOUR JEFFERSON?
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THE NAMES RING A BELL.
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YEAH, WELL, THEY WAS
WHAT YOU CALL, UH, PLANTERS.
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PLANTERS WERE GUYS
WHO USED TO RAISE CIGARS.
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AND, IF IT WASN'T
FOR SMOKERS LIKE ME
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BUYING THE CIGARS FROM
JEFFERSON AND WASHINGTON,
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THE TWO OF THEM GUYS
WOULD'VE WENT BROKE.
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THERE WOULDN'T HAVE
BEEN NO REVOLUTION
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AGAINST THE ENGLISH.
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YEAH, AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE
NO JEFFERSON HIGH SCHOOL
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OR GEORGE WASHINGTON BRIDGE.
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DADDY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR
CIGAR SMOKE IS DOING TO MY HAIR?
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HUH?
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IT GETS IN THERE AND
THEN MICHAEL SAYS
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HE CAN'T STAND THE SMELL OF IT.
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WHAT'S HIS NOSE
DOING IN YOUR HAIR?
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IT'S LIKE WHEN HE'S HUGGING ME,
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THEN HE STOPS RIGHT IN THE
MIDDLE OF A HUG, AH, JESUS.
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AND HE SAYS, "GLORIA,
YOUR HAIR SMELLS LIKE
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THE INSIDE OF A CAB."
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IF HE'S GOT SUCH
A TERRIFIC SNIFFER,
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WHY DON'T HE SNIFF
OUT A JOB FOR HIMSELF?
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IT WOULD BE GOOD IF YOU
GAVE UP CIGAR-SMOKIN', ARCHIE.
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REMEMBER THAT QUIZ YOU
TOOK A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO?
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IT SAID THAT YOU COULD
ADD YEARS TO YOUR LIFE.
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IT'S NOT JUST YOUR
OWN HEALTH, ARCH.
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DOCTORS ARE SAYING THAT
NON-SMOKERS ARE GETTING SICK
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FROM INHALING THE STUFF
THAT'S PUFFED AT THEM ALL DAY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M GETTING SICK OF?
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I'M GETTING SICK OF THE
WHOLE CROWD OF YOUS
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YAPPING ABOUT THIS, SO, SHUT UP.
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OH, OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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AH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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AH, LOOK AT THIS. LET'S
SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT.
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WILL YOU LOOK AT YOUR
DAUGHTER OVER HERE?
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THIS IS A DISGRACE!
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GLORIA, HONEY,
COME ON, TAKE IT EASY.
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YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
YOURSELF SICK HERE.
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YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE
THAT IN YOUR FACE, HUH?
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GIMME THAT CIGAR
BEFORE YOU PUKE.
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HOW CAN YOU SMOKE
THOSE FILTHY THINGS?
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SEE WHAT THEY DO TO YOU?
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WELL, WHO THE HELL
TOLD HER TO DO THAT?
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A GIRL AIN'T SUPPOSED
TO SMOKE A CIGAR.
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AH, IT ISN'T GOOD FOR ANYBODY.
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AH, COME ON, THAT'S
JUST PROPAGANDA
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PUT OUT BY SOME OF
THESE BIG COMPANIES.
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THEY MAKE A LOT OF MONEY
OUT OF, UH, NO SMOKIN'.
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WHAT COMPANIES?
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THE COMPANIES THAT PUT
OUT THE "NO SMOKING" SIGNS!
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HERE YOU ARE, GLORIA.
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THANKS, MA.
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COME ON, EDITH. GET SOME
LUNCH ON THE TABLE HERE, HUH?
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IN A LITTLE WHILE.
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OH, THAT'S SOMETHING
ELSE, ARCHIE.
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THEY SAY IF YOU GIVE UP SMOKING,
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YOU'LL FIND OUT WHAT YOUR
FOOD REALLY TASTES LIKE.
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AH, COME ON, I
CAN TASTE MY FOOD,
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WHAT'S LEFT OF IT AFTER
THE MEATHEAD GETS DONE.
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YOU REALLY SHOULD QUIT.
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GLORIA, GLORIA, YOU'RE
WASTING YOUR TIME.
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HE'S NOT GONNA QUIT SMOKING,
219
00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,745
HE'S JUST LIKE AN
ALCOHOLIC OR A DOPE ADDICT.
220
00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:31,502
OH, NOT A DOPE ADDICT!
221
00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:33,683
COME ON, LOOK AT HIM,
HE'S HOOKED ON CIGARS.
222
00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:36,374
I COULD UNHOOK MYSELF
FROM THE CIGARS, LIKE THAT.
223
00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,220
SURE, SURE, THAT'S WHAT
ALL ADDICTS SAY, ARCH.
224
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,611
YOU COULD GO 24
HOURS WITHOUT SMOKIN'.
225
00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:41,991
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
226
00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,815
I DON'T THINK YOU COULD GO
24 MINUTES WITHOUT EATING.
227
00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:46,684
MICHAEL HAS CHARACTER, DADDY.
228
00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,621
HE COULD GO A WHOLE DAY
WITHOUT EATING, IF HE WANTED TO.
229
00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:52,624
WELL, ARCHIE HAS CHARACTER, TOO.
230
00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:55,026
HE COULD GO A WHOLE
DAY WITHOUT SMOKIN',
231
00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,260
IF HE WANTED TO.
232
00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,440
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.
233
00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:58,596
DAMN WRONG!
234
00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:01,365
Y-YOU'D GO NUTS WITHOUT
A CIGAR STUCK IN YOUR FACE.
235
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:03,935
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
236
00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:06,003
WHEN I WAS IN
THE BIG WAR, W-W-2,
237
00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:12,121
THERE WAS MANY THE TIME WE'D GO
FOR DAYS ON END WITHOUT NO SMOKES
238
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,312
AND THE BULLETS
WHISTLING OVER OUR HEADS.
239
00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:16,459
WHAT I COULD DO BACK
THEN IN FOGGIA, ITALY,
240
00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,428
I COULD DO RIGHT NOW
IN QUEENS, NEW YORK.
241
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:19,784
PROVE IT.
242
00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,352
WHAT?
243
00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:24,300
I GOT MONEY SAYS THAT I CAN GO
A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT SMOKING,
244
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,135
BUT YOU CAN'T DO A
WHOLE DAY WITHOUT EATING.
245
00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,570
ARE YOU KIDDING
ME? I GOT THE MONEY.
246
00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:28,805
TAKE THE BET, MICHAEL, TAKE IT.
247
00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,473
OH, NO, I'LL TAKE THE
BET, I'LL TAKE THE BET,
248
00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:31,708
BUT I THINK 1 DAY IS TOO EASY.
249
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:32,972
WHY DON'T WE MAKE IT 2 DAYS?
250
00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:35,599
BUT, MIKE, YOU'LL
STARVE TO DEATH!
251
00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:39,103
NO, NO, I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT FASTING,
252
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,239
YOU KNOW, LIKE GANDHI
OR CESAR CHAVEZ.
253
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,640
THEY DO IT FOR WEEKS ON END.
254
00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:43,975
IT... IT CLEANSES THE BODY.
255
00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,187
ALL YOU NEED IS WATER.
256
00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:46,611
WHAT DO YOU SAY, 2 DAYS?
257
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,580
HOW MUCH? YOU NAME IT.
258
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,393
WELL, I'LL MAKE IT EASY
ON YOURSELF, SAY $5.
259
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,750
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT $10?
260
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,830
WELL, YOU WANNA BE A WISE
GUY, LET'S GO THE WHOLE ROUTE.
261
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,230
WE MAKE IT $20. YOU'RE ON.
262
00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:57,221
YOU'RE ON, YOU'RE ON. YOU'RE ON.
263
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,602
HERE'S MY $20, RIGHT HERE.
264
00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:01,337
EDITH, YOU HOLD
THE STAKES, HERE.
265
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,862
ALL RIGHT, NOW WHERE'S
YOURS? GET IT UP.
266
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:05,970
UH, GLORIA, COULD
YOU LOAN ME $20?
267
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:10,101
COME ON, YOU'RE
NOT GONNA LOSE IT.
268
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,937
I DON'T KNOW, 2 DAYS IS A
LONG TIME WITHOUT FOOD.
269
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,151
IT'S NOT GONNA TAKE
THAT LONG, GLORIA,
270
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,615
BECAUSE YOUR FATHER'S NOT
GONNA BE ABLE TO LAST THAT LONG.
271
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,411
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
272
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,623
I'LL GET THE MONEY.
273
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:24,949
I AIN'T... I AIN'T SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
274
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,484
OH, IT'S GOING TO BE FINE.
275
00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:28,564
ALL RIGHT, SO, THE BET
GOES FROM RIGHT NOW
276
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,788
RIGHT THROUGH BREAKFAST
MONDAY MORNING,
277
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,869
AND I'M GONNA KEEP A BEAGLE-EYE
ON YOU THE WHOLE WEEKEND.
278
00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,013
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, ARCH,
279
00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:36,360
YOU JUST WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF,
280
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,074
BECAUSE I'M NOT LETTING
YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT.
281
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,608
ALL RIGHT. HERE'S THE MONEY, MA.
282
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,832
NOW I'M GONNA
SYNCHROSIZE THE WATCH.
283
00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:46,003
12:00, NOON...
284
00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:49,373
AND THIS IS IT.
285
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:55,914
WOO-HOO, IT'S LUNCHTIME. I
BETTER GET IT ON THE TABLE.
286
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:01,819
EDITH, COME ON, I'M GETTING AWFUL
HUNGRY HERE. WHERE'S MY LUNCH?
287
00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:05,990
MAYBE WE SHOULD
START AFTER LUNCH.
288
00:12:09,628 --> 00:12:12,830
OH, NO. NONE OF THAT CRAPPOLA.
289
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,834
I SNUFFED OUT MY
CIGAR OVER THERE
290
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:20,071
AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU
TO SNUFF OUT YOUR APPETITE.
291
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,040
NO PROBLEM, ARCH.
292
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:31,074
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293
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:00,445
GOOD NIGHT, ARCH.
294
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:04,882
WAIT A MINUTE.
295
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:08,419
BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP, I'M
WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING.
296
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,955
THIS IS THE GOOFIEST
THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
297
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,189
UNDERNEATH MY ROOF.
298
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,893
AND IT TOOK YOU TO THINK IT UP.
299
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,696
ARCH, THIS IS THE ONLY WAY
THIS THING IS GONNA WORK.
300
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,005
WE DON'T TRUST EACH OTHER.
301
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,366
ALL RIGHT, GET OVER THERE.
302
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:25,169
GET WAY OVER. I DON'T
WANT YOU TOUCHING ME!
303
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:29,373
ARCH, I'M ALMOST OFF THE BED.
I MIGHT AS WELL BE SLEEPING
304
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:30,741
ON THE FLOOR.
305
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,278
WELL, THAT WOULDN'T
BE A BAD IDEA.
306
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,080
IT WOULD SHOW YOU HAD A
LITTLE DELICACY LEFT IN YOU.
307
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:53,331
WILL YOU STOP THRASHING AROUND?
308
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:58,670
IT'S LIKE I WAS IN BED
WITH A TRAPPED ANIMAL.
309
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,338
I'M NOT USED TO SLEEPING
ON THIS SIDE OF THE BED.
310
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,675
WELL, WHEN I SLEEP
WITH EDITH, MY WIFE,
311
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,543
I SLEEP ON THIS SIDE OF THE BED.
312
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:07,322
WELL, WHEN I SLEEP WITH GLORIA,
313
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,924
I SLEEP ON THAT SIDE OF THE BED.
314
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,514
BUT YOU ARE SLEEPING NOW
315
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,550
WITH THE GUY THAT OWNS THE BED.
316
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,158
SO GET OVER THERE AND SHUT UP.
317
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,383
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
318
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,753
NOTHING. GO TO SLEEP.
319
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:52,657
I CAN'T SLEEP WITH A
PERSON LOOKING AT ME.
320
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,793
THEN ROLL OVER.
321
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:58,563
NO, YOU ROLL OVER.
322
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:02,333
ARCH, I CAN'T SLEEP ON MY
LEFT SIDE. MY SINUS WON'T DRAIN.
323
00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:07,538
ARE YOU TELLING ME
324
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:11,242
THAT YOUR SINUS IS
DRAINING IN THIS BED?
325
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:21,752
YOU MEAN THAT I'M SLEEPING
WITH A GUY WITH A LEAK?
326
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,402
JUST ROLL OVER, WILL YOU?
327
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:36,567
YOU ARE A GUEST IN THIS BED
AND I'M STAYING ON THIS SIDE.
328
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:52,149
OH, JEEZ. WHAT THE
HELL IS THIS NOW?
329
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,329
I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP.
I'M GONNA READ.
330
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,487
TURN OUT THE LIGHTS.
331
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,996
JUST PUT YOUR HEAD
UNDER THE COVERS.
332
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,493
AND BREATHE MY OWN
BREATH ALL NIGHT?
333
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,598
YOU KNOW YOU
COULD DIE FROM THAT?
334
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:14,005
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT. HEY,
HEY, HEY. WHERE YOU GOING?
335
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,506
I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
336
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,743
OH, NO, NO, NO. WAIT A
MINUTE THERE, MEATHEAD.
337
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,690
YOU'RE FAKING.
YOU DON'T GOTTA GO.
338
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,279
I'M FAKING IT?
339
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,949
I'VE HAD 2 DOZEN
GLASSES OF WATER TODAY.
340
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,984
I'M NOT FAKING IT. I'M DROWNING.
341
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:28,731
WAIT.
342
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,255
WAIT. I'M GOING WITH
YOU TO THAT BATHROOM.
343
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,727
ARCH, I THINK I CAN
MANAGE ON MY OWN.
344
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,029
OH, NO. WAIT A
MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
345
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:41,699
I AIN'T TAKING NO CHANCES ON YOU
SNEAKING DOWNSTAIRS TO THAT KITCHEN.
346
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:45,002
WELL, I'M TAKING A CHANCE THAT
YOU'LL STAY HERE AND SMOKE A CIGAR.
347
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:51,420
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, WHY
DON'T WE TRUST EACH OTHER?
348
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,964
GO AHEAD BY YOURSELF.
WHAT'S... WHAT'S IN THE DRAWER?
349
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,891
Q-TIPS. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
350
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:58,193
NO, I'M NOT. NO, I'M NOT. NO, NO.
YEAH, YOU ARE. YEAH, YOU ARE.
351
00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:01,519
MICHAEL, DADDY, PLEASE
KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE.
352
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,199
JUST SHUT UP AND GO
TO SLEEP, LITTLE GIRL.
353
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,501
YOU ALREADY GOT MA UP.
354
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,336
WE CAN'T SLEEP
WITH ALL THIS NOISE.
355
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,693
WELL, THEN SHUT UP AND
STAY AWAKE, LITTLE GIRL.
356
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,297
GO AHEAD.
357
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,875
IF YOU DON'T COME WITH ME, ARCH,
358
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:16,500
THEN I'M GONNA GO DOWNSTAIRS,
INTO THE REFRIGERATOR
359
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,436
FOR ANOTHER GLASS OF ICE WATER
360
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,170
AFTER I'VE GONE TO THE BATHROOM.
361
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,274
OH, NO, NO. I'M GONNA STAY
RIGHT ON YOUR HEELS, MEATHEAD.
362
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,111
OH, UH, EXCUSE ME, MA.
363
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,113
OH, I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.
364
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:38,388
MA. IT'S TERRIBLE IN THERE. IT'S LIKE
BEING IN A CAGE WITH A COUPLE OF TIGERS.
365
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:41,391
I KNOW. NOTHING GOOD
EVER CAME OF BETTIN'.
366
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,238
A DAY AND A HALF WITHOUT FOOD.
367
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:45,674
I DON'T KNOW HOW
MICHAEL'S MANAGED IT SO FAR.
368
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,910
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW DADDY'S
GETTING ON WITHOUT A CIGAR.
369
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,199
OH, EASY.
370
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:53,638
EVERY TIME HE WANTS A
CIGAR, HE YELLS AT ME INSTEAD.
371
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,351
ALL OVER ME HERE. YOU GOT
ALL THE ROOM IN THE WORLD HERE.
372
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,215
COME ON, DADDY. YOU DON'T HAVE
TO FOLLOW HIM EVERYWHERE HE GOES.
373
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,410
HE CAN BE TRUSTED.
374
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,947
ARE YOU KIDDING? AFTER
36 HOURS WITHOUT EATING?
375
00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:06,617
HE'D GO THROUGH THIS
ICE BOX LIKE TYPHOON MARY.
376
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,764
I'M JUST GETTING ANOTHER
GLASS OF WATER, ALL RIGHT?
377
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,465
YEAH, WELL SEE THAT
WATER'S ALL YOU GET, TOO.
378
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,668
I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT'S
ALLOWED TO EAT AROUND HERE.
379
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:17,528
AND, OH, BOY, LOOK AT THIS
REFRIGERATOR, HOW FULL IT IS.
380
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,341
YEAH, CLOSE THE DOOR, WILL YA?
381
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:22,077
YOU DON'T LIKE THE SIGHT OF ALL
THAT DELICIOUS CHOW IN THERE?
382
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,335
OH, DADDY, STOP
THAT. THAT'S NOT FAIR.
383
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:26,882
THANKS, GLORIA.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, HONEY.
384
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,472
DADDY, IF YOU HAD
ANY SENSE AT ALL,
385
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,920
YOU'D ADMIT HOW MUCH BETTER
YOU FEEL FOR NOT HAVING A CIGAR.
386
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,789
OH, DON'T MENTION THAT, WILL YA?
I'M TRYING TO FORGET ABOUT CIGARS.
387
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:38,315
TRY TO THINK ABOUT HOW NICE
THE HOUSE SMELLS WITHOUT 'EM.
388
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:42,953
EDITH, TO ME IT SMELLS LIKE
SOME KIND OF A SANIQUARIUM.
389
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,923
BUT NOT FOR LONG. I'M
GONNA BE PUMPING SOON HERE.
390
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:48,659
OH, DADDY, COME ON. YOU'VE
GIVEN IT UP FOR A DAY AND A HALF.
391
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:50,806
WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT THAT
YOU CAN GIVE IT UP ALTOGETHER,
392
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,429
AND THEN MICHAEL CAN EAT.
393
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,409
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
HE CAN EAT ANYTIME HE WANTS.
394
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,510
TELL HIM GO AHEAD AND EAT.
395
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,134
SURE, AND LOSE THE BET!
396
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,737
CAN'T YOU SEE HOW WEAK HE LOOKS?
397
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,435
YOU'RE STARVING, HUH, MEATHEAD?
398
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,018
HAVE A RASPBERRY.
399
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,814
WHERE YOU GOING?
400
00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:11,727
I'M GOING OUT FOR A WALK. YEAH,
YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK,
401
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,029
SURE, SO YOU CAN BUY
SOME CIGARS. NOTHING DOING.
402
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,098
I'LL WALK WITH YOU. BLAH,
BLAH. THE HELL WITH THE WALK.
403
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,300
I'LL GO UP TO THE TOILET.
WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND.
404
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,501
YOU'RE GOING TO THE BATHROOM?
405
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,103
MAYBE I CAN SAVE
YOU A LITTLE TRIP, ARCH.
406
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,167
UH... IF, UH...
407
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,144
IF YOU WERE LOOKING FOR THIS.
408
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,611
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
409
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,302
FOUND IT IN THE SPARE
ROLL OF TOILET PAPER.
410
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,181
WHAT A CRAZY PLACE FOR A CIGAR.
411
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:39,610
YEAH, IT IS A CRAZY PLACE.
412
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,478
IT'S ALMOST AS CRAZY
413
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,581
AS PUTTING A CIGAR
414
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,616
OVER HERE ON THE WINDOWSILL.
415
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,987
YOU KNOW ANOTHER CRAZY
PLACE YOU COULD PUT A CIGAR?
416
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,923
UP HERE ON THE DOOR LEDGE.
417
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:56,860
YOU WERE TRYING TO CHEAT, ARCH.
418
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,228
YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT, BUDDY.
419
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,097
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
THEM CIGARS WASN'T HERE
420
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,132
WHEN I BOUGHT THE DAMN HOUSE?
421
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,335
OH, DADDY, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO PLAY FAIR.
422
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:08,049
MICHAEL IS, AND THIS IS NO
PICNIC FOR HIM, YOU KNOW.
423
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,773
DON'T SAY "PICNIC," GLORIA.
424
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,876
I'M SORRY, HONEY.
425
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,545
DON'T SAY "HONEY," GLORIA.
426
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:18,193
WHERE'S MY LITTLE BOX OF
CHOCOLATE MINIATURES, HERE?
427
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,916
DON'T SAY "CHOCOLATE," DADDY.
428
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,485
BESIDES, YOU ATE 'EM ALL.
429
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,919
DON'T SAY "ATE," GLORIA.
430
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:24,966
OH, YOU DON'T LIKE
THE WORD "ATE," HUH?
431
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,802
WELL, I'LL SAY
"ATE." ATE, ATE, ATE.
432
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,404
CUT IT OUT. HEY. STOP THAT. DON'T
SAY THAT. HONEY. PICNIC. HAMBURGER.
433
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:32,095
HOT DOG. HEY!
434
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,969
YOU CAN'T EAT? WELL, I CAN EAT AND
I'M GONNA START EATING RIGHT NOW.
435
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,539
ARCHIE, HOW CAN YOU
EAT? YOU JUST HAD DINNER.
436
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,919
DINNER WAS SO DELICIOUS I'M
GONNA HAVE IT ALL OVER AGAIN.
437
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,221
LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL
BEEF STEW EDITH MADE HERE.
438
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:52,048
OH, YEAH. SOME OF THAT
SUPERB POTATO SALAD.
439
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:54,084
HUH, MEATHEAD?
440
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:56,565
I NEARLY FORGOT THE DELICIOUS
WHIPPED CHOCOLATE PUDDING, HERE.
441
00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,157
WAIT TILL I GET THE CHOCOLATE
PUDDING. TAKE A WHIFF OF THAT THERE.
442
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:01,936
I'LL START WITH THE
CHOCOLATE PUDDING.
443
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,839
ARCHIE, IF YOU EAT
THAT, YOU'LL BUST.
444
00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:07,376
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHERE CAN A
MAN EAT A GORGEOUS MEAL LIKE THIS
445
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,110
AND WIN $20 AT THE SAME TIME?
446
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:10,501
YOU'RE A CRUEL MAN, ARCH.
447
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,403
I'M A WINNER, MEATHEAD.
448
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:14,149
AND NOW, SINCE I
DON'T LIKE TO EAT ALONE,
449
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,973
WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN,
HAVE A GLASS OF WATER WITH ME?
450
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,355
YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA
BREAK ME DOWN, DON'T YOU? YEAH.
451
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,923
YOU THINK SO, HUH, PAL? YEAH.
452
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,458
WELL, YOU'RE GONNA BREAK
BEFORE ME, BUDDY. OH, NO.
453
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,048
YEAH, YOU ARE. NO, I'M NOT.
454
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,728
LOOK WHERE HE'S GOING.
HE'S LOOKING FOR FOOD.
455
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,463
HE'S ROOTING IN THE
DRAWER OF THE SIDEBOARD.
456
00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:31,588
I THINK HE'S GONNA
EAT A DECK OF CARDS.
457
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:34,435
LOOK AT THIS GUY. I THINK HIS
TONGUE IS HANGING OUT OF HIS EYES.
458
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,160
THIS $20 IS ALMOST MINE.
459
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:38,307
YOU CAN'T WAIT TO EAT
THERE, CAN YOU, MEATHEAD?
460
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,464
NO, BUT I KNOW WHAT
YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR.
461
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:44,134
AFTER YOU EAT, YOU
ALWAYS LIKE A NICE CIGAR.
462
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:45,736
AH!
463
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,683
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
YOU WANT, ISN'T IT?
464
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,651
YOUR STOMACH'S ALL FULL
BUT THE LUNGS ARE SAYING,
465
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:51,086
"WHERE'S THE SMOKE?
SEND DOWN THE SMOKE."
466
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,076
MY LUNGS DON'T TELL ME NOTHIN'.
467
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,190
I BOSS OVER MY OWN LUNGS. YEAH.
468
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:58,048
BREATHE IN HARD, ARCH. YOU
GOTTA FILL THAT HOLE SOMEHOW.
469
00:21:58,117 --> 00:21:59,850
I AIN'T GOT NO HOLE IN ME.
470
00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:01,830
FEEL THE CRAVING.
FEEL THE CRAVING.
471
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,432
MIKE, STOP IT! I TOLD
YOU, YOU CAN FEEL IT.
472
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,021
HE'S GOING BERSERK HERE.
473
00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,801
YOU KNOW WHAT HE
NEEDS? HE NEEDS A FIX.
474
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,892
GIVE HIM A SHOT OF THAT
CHOCOLATE PUDDING HERE.
475
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,361
HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH?
476
00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:11,795
HOW ABOUT THIS?
477
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,704
HOW ABOUT WHAT? HOW ABOUT THIS?
478
00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:20,504
HOW ABOUT THIS?
479
00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:23,385
I'M GONNA KEEP SMOKING AT YOU
LIKE YOU'VE BEEN EATING AT ME.
480
00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:25,242
HOW ABOUT THIS, HUH?
481
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:26,510
JEEZ.
482
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,391
NICE FINE TOBACCO.
483
00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:31,114
GET OUT OF HERE.
YOU LOST, MEATHEAD.
484
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,694
YOU LOST. I LOST?
GET OUT OF HERE.
485
00:22:32,718 --> 00:22:34,317
YOU LOST. NO, NO.
486
00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:35,697
"A." BUNKER DON'T NEVER GIVE UP.
487
00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:37,361
WELL, "M." STIVIC
DON'T NEVER GIVE UP.
488
00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:39,267
WELL, "G." STIVIC IS
GIVING UP. GIVE ME THAT.
489
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,859
AND "E." BUNKER IS GIVING UP.
490
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:44,361
NOW, YOU TWO BOTH STOP THIS BET.
491
00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:45,641
NO. NO, WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT
492
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,542
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
493
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:50,467
IF YOU EAT AT THE SAME
TIME THAT YOU SMOKE,
494
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,848
THEN NEITHER ONE OF YOU
WILL HAVE TO LOSE YOUR $20.
495
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,792
THAT'S RIGHT. NOW BOTH OF YOU
496
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,585
STOP THE BET RIGHT NOW. NO, NO.
497
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:58,687
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? I AIN'T GONNA STOP A BET.
498
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,156
I NEARLY GOT THE BET WON. I GOT
HIM HANGING ON THE ROPES HERE.
499
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,020
WHY SHOULD I... YOU WANNA QUIT?
500
00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:07,184
I'LL QUIT IF YOU QUIT.
501
00:23:07,252 --> 00:23:08,797
WELL, I'LL QUIT
IF YOU QUIT FIRST.
502
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:12,189
NO, NO, NO. WE DO IT, WE
DO IT, UH, THE SAME TIME.
503
00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:13,802
ALL RIGHT. WHERE'S THE
CHOCOLATE PUDDING?
504
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,571
I GOT THE PUDDING. ALL
RIGHT. GIVE ME A CIGAR.
505
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,862
ALL RIGHT, HERE. NOT
THAT ONE FROM HIS MOUTH!
506
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:22,332
ALL RIGHT, HERE.
NO, NOT THEM EITHER.
507
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,001
THEY'RE THE CHEAP CHEWING KIND.
508
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:27,389
HERE. I GOT THE
PUFFING KIND RIGHT HERE.
509
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:32,877
OH, MY. IT'S JUST LIKE JACK LEMMON
IN THE DAYS OF WINE AND ROSES.
510
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,812
OH, THAT'S CHEATING.
511
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,259
ALL RIGHT. YOU READY? READY.
512
00:23:38,283 --> 00:23:39,349
ALL RIGHT.
513
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:43,787
1, 2, 3, GO.
514
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:51,061
YOU STARTED EATING BEFORE I
STARTED PUFFING HERE, MEATHEAD.
515
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,696
NO, THAT'S NO FAIR!
516
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:54,977
OH, LOOK AT HIM YELLING WITH
HIS MOUTH FULL OF PUDDING THERE.
517
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:56,367
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, BUDDY.
518
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,503
YOU GOTTA GET UP AWFUL EARLY
IN THE MORNING IF YOU GONNA...
519
00:23:59,571 --> 00:24:01,605
AH, JEEZ.
520
00:24:01,673 --> 00:24:03,940
BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER.
521
00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:29,611
ALL IN THE FAMILY WAS
RECORDED ON TAPE
522
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:31,034
BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE.
523
00:24:32,305 --> 00:25:32,172
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