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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Did we talk about going home
from the bar together? Sure.
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But nothing actually happened.
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Kind of feels like it.
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It does feel like it.
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Why does it feel like it?
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- Hi, Mary.
- Hey, John.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I lost my job,
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so, while I'm figuring
things out, I'm a bag boy.
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Aren't you a little overqualified?
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[whispers]: Very.
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You've got a PhD.
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You're the smartest person here.
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Well...
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ADULT SHELDON: In physics,
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potential energy is a fascinating topic.
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Objects like springs store
energy when they're coiled,
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waiting to unleash their full potential
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and soar to the heavens.
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Would you look at me go!
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Even in toy form, I'm
shooting for the stars.
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While the potential energy of an object
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can be measured in absolutes,
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human potential remains more elusive.
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Sometimes, people seem to have
all the potential in the world,
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but for some reason
stay stuck to the ground.
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But why are you wasting your time here
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when you could be doing science?
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I told you, I'm happy here.
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How could you be happy?
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You have a doctorate in physics,
and you're sticking labels
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to a case of beans.
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I had to work here a month
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before they let me use this thing.
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And yet, I could go buy a
real gun on my lunch break.
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Ha! Texas, huh?
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But don't you miss trying to unlock
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the secrets of the universe?
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Sheldon, I spent my life
chasing theoreticals.
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Here, I have tangible accomplishments
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and I get to listen to
relaxing Top 40 music.
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Do you know this band, Air Supply?
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They're terrific.
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♪ I'm all out of love ♪
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♪ I'm so lost without you ♪
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♪ I know you were right ♪
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♪ Believing... ♪
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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- Hey.
- Hmm?
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What kind of things
you and Darlene do when,
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- you know, you go out on a date?
- Oh.
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All kinds of stuff.
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But it doesn't matter what we do
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as long as we're together.
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Looking for a thing to do here.
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All right.
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Nice to see you're
thinking about your wife.
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I'm trying.
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Darlene and I love to go line dancing.
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- Next.
- Let's see.
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There's the Roundabout.
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What's that?
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It's a roller rink.
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They have cool lights and a DJ.
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It's like a disco.
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So, when I said no to line dancing,
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you thought, "Let's
put George on wheels."
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Ooh.
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Take her bowling.
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[bowling ball rolling]
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[bowling pins clatter]
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- I don't want to take her bowling.
- Fine.
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But it doesn't matter where you go.
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She's just gonna be happy you're trying.
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I hope so.
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It's nice to see I'm
finally rubbing off on you.
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I am capable of being a decent husband.
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Oh, of course you are.
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[chuckles]: Don't patronize me.
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I could stop, but then
what will we have left?
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DALE: Well, we don't
carry hockey skates.
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Uh, heck, I know of a place up north
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where you can find them.
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It's called Canada.
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[knocking]
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You're early.
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I was sitting in algebra and realized,
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don't know what "X" is,
don't care what "X" is.
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Boy, I hear "ex" and I think of a woman
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who took half my stuff.
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- That's my problem.
- Mind if I change?
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Yeah, please, go right ahead.
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Why else would I have
a private bathroom?
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Thanks.
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[door closes]
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- Did you like school?
- Hated it.
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I quit and I joined the Army.
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How was that?
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Less girls, more getting shot at.
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Well, at least you made it out alive.
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Well, then I got married.
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Made me kind of miss getting shot at.
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Have you ever been happy?
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Ooh, let's see.
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No.
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Could you not do that in front of me?
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[birds chirping]
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[keys jingle]
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- I need your help.
- [gasps]
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Why are you in my car?
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Well, I was waiting outside,
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but then an angry squirrel
forced me to seek shelter.
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What do you want?
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I need you to talk to Dr. Sturgis.
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He's wasting his time
working in a grocery store.
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- Oh, then the rumor is true?
- Yes.
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Good, I spread it heavily
at the faculty mixer.
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Well, please.
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He won't listen to me.
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I'm hoping you can talk
some sense into him.
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Sheldon, he's a grown man.
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Perhaps in a little
apron with a nametag...
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Is how I'm picturing it.
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That's exactly right.Excellent.
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So, will you talk to him?
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Look, if he doesn't want to come back,
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I certainly can't force him.
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But he's wasting his potential.
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[sighs]
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I'm just curious, if
he were to come back,
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would you spend more time with him,
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and therefore less time with me?
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I suppose so. Why?
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No reason. Get out.
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[chuckles] John.
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Hello, Grant. What brings you here?
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Well, I'm here to convince you
to come back to the university.
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A mind like yours needs to be working
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on the advancement of science.
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Well, I did that for 50 years.
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Now I'm content just keeping
these cucumbers crunchy.
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But exciting new things are
happening in string theory.
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Don't you want to be a part of that?
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Wasting years scrambling away
at the academic hamster wheel?
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Constantly worried
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that your life's work
is just one big dead end?
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Sure, some paths of
research may not pan out,
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but we still have to try, right?
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Do we?
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- Of course.
- I don't know.
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Einstein spent the last
30 years of his life
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on the grand unified field
theory and got nowhere.
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Well, I wouldn't say nowhere,
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but I suppose he never did crack it.
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And to this day, no one has.
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- True.
- In fact,
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most of his major
accomplishments occurred
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when he was a young man,
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which you and I most certainly are not.
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Sometimes I look in the mirror
and I think, "Who is that?"
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Would you like to give
these cucumbers a spritz?
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No, thank you.
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Do you sell liquor here?
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[knocking on door]
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You wanted to see me?
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Actually, I wanted to see you yesterday,
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but you weren't in school.
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You noticed that, huh?
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I've noticed it a lot lately.
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Level with me, son.
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Is it drinking? Drugs?
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Actually, it's work.
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Oh. I don't think I
have a pamphlet for that.
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You sure you didn't
get a girl in trouble?
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You will at some point, just take it.
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My boss has been letting
me pick up some extra hours.
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You just can't ditch school.
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It's not like I'm going to college.
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Son, a diploma's important.
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Why?
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At least at work I'm
getting actual experience
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and making money.
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Well, you saying you're gonna drop out?
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I guess I am.
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Does your father know about this?
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No.
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Don't you think you should tell him?
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I don't really want to.
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Well, if you don't
tell him, I'm going to.
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That'd be great.
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You're the best.
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You never know.
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Come on, Mom, don't you wish you were
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watching television, too?
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JANET [on TV]: Clarissa Marie Darling...
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You look nice.
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Oh, no, are we going to church?
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No, your father and I have a date night.
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Why? Don't you have enough kids?
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That is not what date night means.
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[door closes]
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Georgie here?
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He's in his room.
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What's going on?
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- George?
- Oh, good, more drama.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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MARY: What is going on?
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He's dropping out of school.
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What?! Oh, no, you're not.
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It's not a big deal.
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You better believe it's a big deal.
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You are finishing high
school, end of discussion.
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It's my life.
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It's my house.
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If you're don't go to
school, you can't live here.
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Hold on, we are not kicking him out.
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The hell we're not!
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I'll pack right now.
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Stop, you don't have to go.
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Yes, he does. My house, my rules.
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It is my house, too.
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- Oh, really?
- Yes, really.
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[knocking]
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Is Dale here?
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Yeah, what's up?
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I would like to have a word with him.
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Better him than me. Have at it.
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Dale, Mary coming in hot!
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Did you tell Georgie
to drop out of school?
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What? No.
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Well, he did, and you had
something to do with it.
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Well, no, he was just
complaining about school
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and I told him I dropped out.
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Dale,
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you know that he looks up to you.
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He does, doesn't he?
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Which is why you need to tell him
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that he is making a big mistake.
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Oh, I don't think I can do that.
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Why not?
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Well, I don't believe he is.
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How could you say that?
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I did it, worked out fine.
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Will you back me up here, please?
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I agree with him.
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You do?
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You do?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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MEEMAW: The kid's a natural salesman.
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I mean, school's not
gonna help with that.
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So, you are fine with your
grandson throwing his life away
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so that he can sell fishing
rods and baseball bats?
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Excuse me, those fishing rods provided
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a nice life for me and my family.
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What family?
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You're divorced, and your
kids don't talk to you.
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Help me out here.
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A diploma would not have
made his life better.
265
00:09:51,919 --> 00:09:54,212
Thank you. What she said.
266
00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,000
GEORGE SR.: She really took his side?
267
00:09:57,003 --> 00:09:58,627
I don't want to talk about that.
268
00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:00,135
I thought you two had date night.
269
00:10:00,138 --> 00:10:01,746
I don't want to talk about that, either.
270
00:10:01,749 --> 00:10:03,440
Why isn't Georgie eating with us?
271
00:10:03,443 --> 00:10:05,276
Let's talk about anything else.
272
00:10:05,279 --> 00:10:07,862
Ooh. Perhaps this is a good
time for a physics joke.
273
00:10:07,865 --> 00:10:08,838
It isn't.
274
00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:11,041
That's the cool thing about
physics, time is relative.
275
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,409
Okay, here we go.
276
00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:15,612
Why was the pirate worried that
his shoes were less than "H"?
277
00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,582
Because he had to walk the Planck.
278
00:10:21,378 --> 00:10:22,924
Get it? Because Max Planck is
279
00:10:22,927 --> 00:10:25,049
a famous physicist who
discovered a constant
280
00:10:25,052 --> 00:10:26,878
which is represented
by "H." And then he...
281
00:10:26,881 --> 00:10:29,065
If Georgie's kicked
out, can I have his room?
282
00:10:29,068 --> 00:10:30,589
We are not kicking Georgie out.
283
00:10:30,592 --> 00:10:32,027
You want to start this up again?
284
00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,812
Or can we just be mad
at your mom and Dale?
285
00:10:33,815 --> 00:10:35,772
- And Georgie.
- Thank you. And Georgie.
286
00:10:35,775 --> 00:10:36,979
Let's just eat.
287
00:10:39,329 --> 00:10:42,291
So can anyone drop out or do
you need to be a certain age?
288
00:10:42,294 --> 00:10:43,870
You are not dropping out of school.
289
00:10:43,873 --> 00:10:46,656
Until you're 16... then
they legally can't stop you.
290
00:10:46,659 --> 00:10:47,815
Good to know.
291
00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:49,799
This is exactly what I was afraid of.
292
00:10:49,802 --> 00:10:51,700
What do you want me to do about it?
293
00:10:51,702 --> 00:10:54,138
I would encourage you to
love and nurture the one child
294
00:10:54,140 --> 00:10:56,444
you have who's destined for success.
295
00:10:56,446 --> 00:10:58,448
[knocking]
296
00:11:01,103 --> 00:11:03,409
Dale, it's for you!
297
00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:04,690
What are you thinking?!
298
00:11:04,693 --> 00:11:06,221
I'm thinking I should've went home
299
00:11:06,224 --> 00:11:07,440
after your wife left.
300
00:11:07,443 --> 00:11:09,409
Georgie's only got one
more year of school,
301
00:11:09,412 --> 00:11:10,934
and then he can do whatever he wants.
302
00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:13,415
I don't want to come
between you and your family.
303
00:11:13,418 --> 00:11:14,541
Too late.
304
00:11:14,544 --> 00:11:16,620
Listen, I know you're upset,
305
00:11:16,623 --> 00:11:18,690
but the person you
ought to be yelling at
306
00:11:18,693 --> 00:11:20,541
is Georgie, not us.
307
00:11:20,544 --> 00:11:22,022
I yelled at him... it didn't help!
308
00:11:22,025 --> 00:11:23,557
Is this helping?
309
00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,565
A little, yes.
310
00:11:25,568 --> 00:11:27,338
So I'm datin' a dropout?
311
00:11:27,341 --> 00:11:30,173
No, you're datin' a guy
with a full-time job.
312
00:11:30,176 --> 00:11:32,219
And your parents are okay with this?
313
00:11:32,221 --> 00:11:34,223
They'll come around.
314
00:11:35,224 --> 00:11:37,137
By the way, can I crash at your place?
315
00:11:37,139 --> 00:11:38,221
No!
316
00:11:38,224 --> 00:11:40,221
My father already doesn't
think you're good enough for me.
317
00:11:40,223 --> 00:11:41,962
And I don't want him to know he's right.
318
00:11:41,965 --> 00:11:43,225
He's not right!
319
00:11:43,228 --> 00:11:45,098
He might be a little right.
320
00:11:45,101 --> 00:11:47,674
I thought you'd be more supportive.
321
00:11:47,677 --> 00:11:49,979
And I thought we were
gonna be seniors together.
322
00:11:49,982 --> 00:11:52,412
Homecoming court, prom king and queen.
323
00:11:52,415 --> 00:11:54,588
Voted most likely to
stay together forever.
324
00:11:54,591 --> 00:11:56,166
We can still stay together.
325
00:11:56,169 --> 00:11:58,502
They can't vote for you
if you're not a senior!
326
00:12:01,816 --> 00:12:04,033
I don't think this is gonna work out.
327
00:12:04,035 --> 00:12:06,079
You're breakin' up with me?
328
00:12:06,081 --> 00:12:08,516
- Yeah.
- You're serious?
329
00:12:08,518 --> 00:12:10,433
I feel like I don't have a choice.
330
00:12:12,324 --> 00:12:14,611
Fine, as a workin' man I shouldn't be
331
00:12:14,614 --> 00:12:17,315
dating a girl in high school
anyway... it's immature.
332
00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:19,899
Just take me home.
333
00:12:19,902 --> 00:12:21,424
'Cause it's a school night?
334
00:12:21,427 --> 00:12:23,429
How cute.
335
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,295
- Take me back.
- No.
336
00:12:30,298 --> 00:12:31,994
- Dang it.
- [phone ringing]
337
00:12:31,997 --> 00:12:33,799
This is Grant Linkletter.
338
00:12:33,802 --> 00:12:36,010
I'm not home, please leave a message.
339
00:12:36,013 --> 00:12:37,317
[machine beeps]
340
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,189
SHELDON: Dr. Linkletter, Sheldon Cooper.
341
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,541
I haven't heard back from you.
342
00:12:40,544 --> 00:12:43,071
I hope everything went
well with Dr. Sturgis.
343
00:12:43,074 --> 00:12:46,023
Perhaps you two got caught
up discussing physics.
344
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,339
Time does fly when you're having fun.
345
00:12:48,341 --> 00:12:50,384
So what does it all mean, John?
346
00:12:50,386 --> 00:12:52,182
Maybe you should ask someone
347
00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:54,751
who isn't drinking on a park bench.
348
00:12:54,754 --> 00:12:56,058
[both laugh]
349
00:12:56,061 --> 00:12:57,408
You work your whole life.
350
00:12:57,411 --> 00:13:00,018
It all seems so important
at the time, but is it?
351
00:13:00,021 --> 00:13:02,108
That's a good question.
352
00:13:02,111 --> 00:13:05,398
It puts me in mind of, uh, Camus'
353
00:13:05,401 --> 00:13:08,452
The Myth of Siphisus...
354
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,776
Siphaphis...
355
00:13:09,779 --> 00:13:12,318
- Sisyphus.
- That's the guy.
356
00:13:12,321 --> 00:13:14,538
Every day
357
00:13:14,541 --> 00:13:17,065
he rolled the rock up the mountain,
358
00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:18,807
and every day
359
00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:21,114
it rolled back down.
360
00:13:21,117 --> 00:13:22,813
That's what it seems like.
361
00:13:22,816 --> 00:13:24,119
But you escaped.
362
00:13:24,122 --> 00:13:25,774
You stopped rolling that rock.
363
00:13:25,777 --> 00:13:27,864
Well, that's what I thought.
364
00:13:27,867 --> 00:13:31,932
But every single bag of groceries
365
00:13:31,935 --> 00:13:35,473
I fill, there's another
one right behind it.
366
00:13:35,475 --> 00:13:38,010
So what do we do about it?
367
00:13:38,013 --> 00:13:39,781
We sing.
368
00:13:39,783 --> 00:13:41,696
What do we sing?
369
00:13:41,698 --> 00:13:45,877
♪ When you're too old to work ♪
370
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,925
♪ And you're too young to die ♪
371
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,159
♪ Who will take care of you? ♪
372
00:13:51,162 --> 00:13:53,119
♪ How will you get by? ♪
373
00:13:53,122 --> 00:13:55,905
♪ When you're too old to work ♪
374
00:13:55,908 --> 00:13:59,214
♪ And you're too young to die? ♪
375
00:13:59,217 --> 00:14:01,033
I don't think I know that one.
376
00:14:01,036 --> 00:14:02,209
[grunts]
377
00:14:02,212 --> 00:14:05,430
Do you know "Lollipop"?
378
00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:09,315
♪ Lollipop, lollipop, ooh,
lolli, lollipop, lollipop ♪
379
00:14:09,318 --> 00:14:11,535
♪ Lollipop, ooh, lolli, lollipop ♪
380
00:14:11,538 --> 00:14:14,539
♪ Lollipop, lollipop,
ooh, lolli, lolli, lolli ♪
381
00:14:14,542 --> 00:14:16,064
- ♪ Lollipop ♪
- [both pop]
382
00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:17,327
[vocalizes]
383
00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:20,113
♪ Lollipop, lollipop, lolli, lolli ♪
384
00:14:20,116 --> 00:14:22,116
♪ Lolli, lollipop, lollipop ♪
385
00:14:22,119 --> 00:14:23,824
♪ Lolli, lolli, lollipop... ♪
386
00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:26,741
I bet those losers dropped
out of high school, too.
387
00:14:26,743 --> 00:14:29,721
- ♪ Lollipop ♪
- [both pop, vocalizing]
388
00:14:32,314 --> 00:14:34,127
Sorry I got riled up.
389
00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:35,393
Don't worry about it.
390
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,440
Mary's over here all the time yellin'
391
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,830
about something... it was
a pleasant change of pace.
392
00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:41,835
[knocking]
393
00:14:43,693 --> 00:14:45,171
What are you doin' here?
394
00:14:45,245 --> 00:14:46,823
What are you doin' here?
395
00:14:46,826 --> 00:14:48,299
I was hopin' to stay here tonight.
396
00:14:48,302 --> 00:14:49,431
Well, you can't.
397
00:14:49,434 --> 00:14:50,565
This ain't your house.
398
00:14:50,568 --> 00:14:51,654
It ain't yours, either.
399
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,362
It's my house, and I get to say
400
00:14:53,365 --> 00:14:55,049
who stays and who goes.
401
00:14:55,052 --> 00:14:56,312
Okay, well, I'll be going.
402
00:14:56,315 --> 00:14:57,967
Oh, you're staying.
403
00:14:57,970 --> 00:15:00,100
You can go.
404
00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:01,973
Lucky.
405
00:15:01,976 --> 00:15:04,330
How come Sheldon doesn't
help with the dishes?
406
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,464
When you do their taxes,
I'll do the dishes.
407
00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:08,049
If you don't like washing dishes,
408
00:15:08,052 --> 00:15:09,807
that is a good reason to stay in school
409
00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:11,462
and get your diploma.
410
00:15:11,465 --> 00:15:14,292
You have a high school diploma,
and you wash dishes every day.
411
00:15:14,295 --> 00:15:16,051
Thank you. Helpful.
412
00:15:16,053 --> 00:15:18,666
Although I do think Missy
should stay in school.
413
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,502
You think everyone
should stay in school.
414
00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:23,112
Well, I understand why someone
like Georgie would rather work,
415
00:15:23,115 --> 00:15:25,593
but if you drop out, I
think you would regret it.
416
00:15:25,596 --> 00:15:26,769
Why?
417
00:15:26,772 --> 00:15:28,343
Historically, women in the workplace
418
00:15:28,346 --> 00:15:29,630
have been undervalued.
419
00:15:29,632 --> 00:15:30,762
You don't want to make it easier
420
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,174
for people to do that to you.
421
00:15:32,177 --> 00:15:33,306
He's right.
422
00:15:33,309 --> 00:15:35,159
Not a problem if I marry a rich guy.
423
00:15:35,162 --> 00:15:37,268
You should marry someone for love.
424
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:40,026
You married Dad for love and
there's a lot of bickering.
425
00:15:40,029 --> 00:15:42,203
- That's not true.
- Thank you.
426
00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:44,162
She married him 'cause she was pregnant.
427
00:15:44,165 --> 00:15:46,112
I can finish these up on my own.
428
00:15:46,115 --> 00:15:48,158
Good, I have a date with Fresh Prince
429
00:15:48,161 --> 00:15:50,509
who by the way is so rich.
430
00:15:50,512 --> 00:15:51,598
[groans]
431
00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:52,955
Okay, here's the deal.
432
00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:55,635
You get one night here, then you're out.
433
00:15:55,638 --> 00:15:58,002
You're not being very
grandmotherly right now.
434
00:15:58,005 --> 00:15:59,815
Where's the milk? Where's the cookies?
435
00:15:59,818 --> 00:16:01,514
Do you believe this kid?
436
00:16:01,517 --> 00:16:03,495
I could go for a cookie.
437
00:16:03,498 --> 00:16:05,107
No one's gettin' a cookie!
438
00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:06,549
One night here is fine.
439
00:16:06,552 --> 00:16:08,232
I'll be workin' more
hours now so I'll be able
440
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,801
- to get my own place soon.
- Yeah, about that.
441
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,587
I can't let you work
full-time at the store.
442
00:16:13,589 --> 00:16:14,987
What? Why not?
443
00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:16,791
Well, your parents are pretty upset.
444
00:16:16,794 --> 00:16:19,026
I'm not gonna get in the middle of that.
445
00:16:19,029 --> 00:16:21,205
I'll just get a job somewhere else.
446
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:22,635
That's your business.
447
00:16:22,638 --> 00:16:25,557
- [doorbell rings]
- For God's sake.
448
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,823
Who's left that I know?
449
00:16:29,332 --> 00:16:30,909
Finally!
450
00:16:30,912 --> 00:16:32,643
The right house!
451
00:16:34,825 --> 00:16:36,370
[door closes]
452
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,269
Kids in bed?
453
00:16:39,272 --> 00:16:40,749
Not all of 'em.
454
00:16:40,752 --> 00:16:43,405
Mary, if we let Georgie stay here,
455
00:16:43,408 --> 00:16:46,279
we're just makin' this
all too easy for him.
456
00:16:46,282 --> 00:16:48,621
I don't want to fight.
457
00:16:48,624 --> 00:16:51,937
I just want to know
that our son is okay.
458
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:53,549
He's fine.
459
00:16:53,552 --> 00:16:55,857
He's stayin' at your mom's.
460
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:58,515
[exhales] Well, that's something.
461
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:02,243
Although, where does she get off
462
00:17:02,246 --> 00:17:03,799
thinking that it's a good idea
463
00:17:03,802 --> 00:17:05,725
for him to drop out of school
464
00:17:05,728 --> 00:17:07,026
and then lettin' him
465
00:17:07,029 --> 00:17:08,893
live with her after he does it.
466
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:10,722
- That's what I said.
- Good!
467
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,899
Maybe they'll learn to
mind their own business!
468
00:17:12,902 --> 00:17:14,467
Will you please stop fighting?
469
00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:15,556
Oh, no.
470
00:17:15,559 --> 00:17:17,112
Sweetie, no, we're not fighting.
471
00:17:17,115 --> 00:17:20,292
We're just agreeing
with each other angrily.
472
00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:26,901
Here's the deal... you get one
night here, then you're out.
473
00:17:26,904 --> 00:17:28,377
And don't ask for cookies.
474
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,041
She is in no mood.
475
00:17:30,044 --> 00:17:31,695
Well...
476
00:17:31,698 --> 00:17:34,624
You know who's at my place?
477
00:17:34,627 --> 00:17:36,182
No one.
478
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:39,977
I think I should stay here
and keep an eye on these two.
479
00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:41,807
It wasn't an invite.
480
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,376
Just something I was looking forward to.
481
00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:46,409
Later.
482
00:17:46,412 --> 00:17:48,629
Bye.
483
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,502
Did he get a haircut?
484
00:17:50,505 --> 00:17:52,416
It looks really nice.
485
00:17:58,022 --> 00:18:00,049
So how come you're here tonight?
486
00:18:00,052 --> 00:18:01,276
Were you too drunk
487
00:18:01,279 --> 00:18:03,261
to ride your bike home, too?
488
00:18:03,264 --> 00:18:05,917
My father's mad 'cause
I dropped out of school.
489
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,502
[chuckles] Ironic.
490
00:18:07,505 --> 00:18:09,331
Sheldon's upset
491
00:18:09,334 --> 00:18:12,009
'cause I'm not going
back to the university.
492
00:18:12,012 --> 00:18:13,228
Look at us.
493
00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:15,579
A couple of dropouts.
494
00:18:15,581 --> 00:18:17,581
Don't you have a PhD?
495
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:20,182
Two, but I was trying to find
496
00:18:20,185 --> 00:18:21,745
common ground
497
00:18:21,748 --> 00:18:24,229
over which we could bond.
498
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:26,551
All right.
499
00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:31,986
You wouldn't believe the day I had.
500
00:18:31,988 --> 00:18:33,948
My dad kicked me out.
501
00:18:33,951 --> 00:18:35,685
My girlfriend broke up with me.
502
00:18:35,688 --> 00:18:37,730
And now I got to find a second job.
503
00:18:37,733 --> 00:18:39,907
I drank hooch on a park bench
504
00:18:39,909 --> 00:18:41,698
and sang "Lollipop."
505
00:18:41,701 --> 00:18:43,745
It was tremendous.
506
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,617
I think I saw you.
507
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,490
Were you with some other guy?
508
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:48,960
Yes.
509
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,701
What happened to him?
510
00:18:50,703 --> 00:18:52,870
[siren wails]
511
00:18:52,873 --> 00:18:55,657
OFFICER: Hey, pal, wake up.
512
00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:56,968
[indistinct radio chatter]
513
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,273
What's happening?
514
00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:00,143
You can't sleep there.
515
00:19:00,146 --> 00:19:02,322
Right, sorry.
516
00:19:06,632 --> 00:19:08,651
Excuse me.
517
00:19:08,654 --> 00:19:12,112
You didn't happen to see a small
bald man around here, did you?
518
00:19:12,115 --> 00:19:14,289
Possibly singing "Lollipop"?
519
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:15,721
What?
520
00:19:15,724 --> 00:19:17,118
♪ Lollipop, lollipop... ♪
521
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,573
Never mind.
522
00:19:18,576 --> 00:19:22,580
♪ Lollipop, lollipop, oh,
lolli, lolli, lollipop... ♪
523
00:19:23,975 --> 00:19:26,002
Where the hell am I?
524
00:19:26,005 --> 00:19:31,729
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