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-[sirens wailing]
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-We got a jumper!
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-[dramatic music plays]
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-Get a net out here now!
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-Rex: That won't
be necessary, officer.
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The League of Freedom is here.
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What do we got?
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-His wife called it in.
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Served him with
divorce papers today.
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-Another human female
has reached enlightenment.
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Where is your heroic wife?
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I would celebrate with her
over vessels of wine.
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-Okay, let's just turn that off.
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-You sure the League
is cut out for this kind of work, Rex?
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-Well, this might not be
within my purview,
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but the League of Freedom
is a big team.
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-You can do it.
You got this.
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-Fantastic.
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Aah! Bog-Man,
you smell like shit!
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What are you
doing here again?
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-I will give this man
what he craves.
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Understanding.
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-The hell?
Smells like pickled shit!
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-He can smell you!
-[retches]
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My eyes are watering!
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Extraordinaut, please.
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-[warbling]
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Oh! Great!
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Heartshine?
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-Don't come any closer!
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Who are you?
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-No. Who are you?
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You are Roger Fogerty.
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You are 41 years old.
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And you are loved.
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-No, I'm not.
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My wife doesn't want me.
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My parents are dead.
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Who loves me?
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-I do.
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-Who are you?
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-I'm Heartshine.
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-We'll get him
the help he needs. Thanks.
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-You did it, Heartshine!
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-Oh, yippee. Another fool
who can't cope with life
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gets to live a few more
pathetic decades.
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-Donald, I--
-Stop it.
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I'd rather return
to my workshop
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and put myself
to practical use.
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-Devizo's been awfully
cranky lately. What's up?
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-I... I don't know.
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-What's the Seven-Eyed
Staff saying?
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-It's saying
Heartshine... is lying.
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-[theme music plays]
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-[eerie music plays]
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-Aah! Let me out!
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-Oh, Lex, you know
I cannot do that.
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-I'm sorry I'm late.
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I had a hard time losing Rex.
How is she?
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-We don't have much time.
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If we don't cure here soon,
she'll be lost for good.
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-[glass breaking]
-Oh, shit!
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-[dramatic note plays]
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-What the fuck?
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-Rex, I can expl--
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-[yells]
-[grunts]
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-Let me out, Rex!
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-[dramatic music plays]
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-Dad?
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I didn't want you
to see me like this.
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-She wouldn't let us
help if we told you.
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-I think this is where
you apologize
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for T-boning me on my desk,
because you'd--
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-I'm... sorry.
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-Shit. Didn't expect
you to say that.
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Let's get you caught up.
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Lex is losing control
of her insect side,
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the half she got
from her mother, Frau Mantis.
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-She begged us to lock her
away from society until we found a cure.
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-And hide her from me.
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-She thought she'd
caused you enough pain.
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-Where do we stand now?
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-Dr. Devizo:
Look familiar?
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-The serum from the island
Debbie was imprisoned on.
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She used it
to neutralize my powers.
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-If we can get more of it
and modify it
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to suppress Lex's insect DNA,
we could have a cure.
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-Then we go back
to the island.
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-There's something
I've got to tell you about the island.
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I guess you could
call it a confession.
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-Absolutely
what you'd call it!
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-After Lex defeated Debbie,
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I kind of put her back
on the island.
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-You what?
-[whirring]
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-I want to remind you
that I'm still very much
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jacked up from
your last tantrum.
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-You'll be getting
diminishing returns-- Ah!
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-You stranded her
on that island for decades,
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turned her into
a killing machine,
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and then you put her back?
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I loved her!
You loved her!
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-She's the most dangerous
woman on Earth.
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Where else could I put her?
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-We can't get
the power retardant without you, Rex.
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-[soft music plays]
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-Lex, I won't come back
until I've found a way to fix this.
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-[dramatic music plays]
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-Announcer:
Hey kids, buckle up or don't!
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The Cooch
and Liplor Show is back! -[growling]
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-[tires screech]
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-[whimsical music plays]
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-What's up, y'all?
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We sure did learn
a lot today.
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Mr. Cacky stopped by
and taught the squids the true meaning of pasta.
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-I sang a song about it,
which was not easy.
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A lot of moving parts there.
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-And we learned
how to stand up to bullies
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from our special guest,
Meta Zenith!
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-Ha-ha! In every bully,
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there is a traumatized child
yearning for help.
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Learn that child's weakness
and attack with no mercy!
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-[children cheering]
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-Aah!
-What do you say, Mr. Leprechaun?
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-Goodbye for now,
and never stop lookin' for me gold!
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-Until next time!
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-[cheers and applause]
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-[explosion]
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-That was fun!
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-Can I get out
of this monocle?
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Where's my monocle guy?
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-Zenith, great job out there.
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I'm surprised a warrior
like yourself could make time
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for a children's
television show.
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-I am Meta Zenith now--
half Zenith,
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half nationally famous
talk show host Portia Jones.
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Both dies must be free
to express themselves,
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Portia by getting back
on television,
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and I by negotiating our deal.
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-Next time you want
scale plus 10,
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please just go through
our lawyers.
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Me and my rotator cuff
would rather not arm-wrestle you for it.
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-A common custom
in the Godsrealm!
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-And the eye-gouging?
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-My own flourish.
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-What adventures
are the League embarking on now?
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-Actually, Rex is away
on family business.
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He's given us all
a little R&R,
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which apparently means
we're part of something called an "entourage".
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-Like the television show
with Vinnie Chase and E?
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-Yep.
-Ugh!
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-Yep.
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-Come on, clear out.
-[giggling]
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-This isn't a day care.
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We've got three more
of these to shoot today.
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-Saturn?
-Groaner?
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Great to see you.
What's up?
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-What's up?
You said there might be a spot for me on Cooch's show.
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-Oh, right. Mm, let's retire
to the ol' casting couch.
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I mean, the couch
in my casting-couch-room office.
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-[dramatic music plays]
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-Now, you know
I just can't give you the part.
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You'll just have to beat out
a few other contenders.
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-Such as?
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-I'm here for the audition.
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Oh. Groaner?
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-Patty Mine?
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-Oh, no! Aah!
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I forgot you two
were dating.
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I hope this doesn't
cause undue stress on your relationship.
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-Son of a bitch.
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-[thunder crashing]
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-Jesus, what were
you flying? Mach 5?
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Thanks for the goggles,
by the way.
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I'd eat Bog-Man ass
for some Visine.
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-I want to get in and out
before Debbie knows we're here.
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-[thunder crashes]
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-And there's one hell
of a storm moving in.
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-[dramatic music plays]
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-[thunder crashes]
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-The serum's in
the northeast compound.
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-Shouldn't we be looking
for shelter?
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This storm is looking
more like a hurricane.
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-I'm not gonna call off
the search for Lex's antidote
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because you forgot
an umbrella.
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Now buckle--
-[grunts]
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-Rex? Rex? Aah!
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-[suspense music plays]
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-Aah!
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-Run, you idiot!
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-[grunts]
-Aah!
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-[gasps]
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-[bolo whipping]
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-[grunts]
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-Aah!
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Please!
Please don't kill me.
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-No.
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-[lightning crashes]
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-Let the storm kill you.
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-Aah!
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-Robobot? What are
you working on?
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-Nothing.
Just cleaning up the shop.
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-Don't lie to me, please.
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-If Devizo can't make
an antidote,
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we have to have--
I'm sorry.
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-Hey, don't be.
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-It's a machine
designed to kill you.
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You know, a Plan B.
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-[ominous music plays]
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-There. One for me
and one for you.
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Now I call tell everyone
we had a coffee date!
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-[laughs] Right?
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-A "coffee date"?
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-Well, I was wondering,
since Portia and I had a thing
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and Zenith and I almost
fornicated to save the world,
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maybe there's something
here worth exploring.
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-The part of me that is Portia
yearns for you.
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-"Yearns." I like that.
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-And the part of me
who is Zenith
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recoils at the idea
of your snake-blade piercing my flesh.
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-Slightly less encouraging.
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-To achieve balance,
there must be a... negotiation.
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-Then let the negotiation begin!
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-All right, let's see
what you got.
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-[lighter clicks]
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-Ooh! You're still doing
the brush fire thing.
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-Oh, well, it was just
the first thing out of the bag.
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-Next! Patty, what do you got?
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Okay.
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I don't know what
you think you're doing, but this is a kid's show.
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Groaner, can you beat that?
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-If I couldn't,
we had a real pickle on our hands.
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-[laughs] Well, Patty.
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The Groaner sure did
go out of his way
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to upstage you
and make you look bad.
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Are you gonna take that?
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-Oh, I don't know. I...
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-Okay, stop.
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We see what's going on here.
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You're trying to use a spot
on some stupid kid's show
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to tear us apart.
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Well, it's not going to work.
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-Fine! This audition is over!
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-W-Wait!
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It'd be a shame not to share
the art of mime with the world.
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-And your agents
aren't exactly blowing your phone up.
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-Yeah, gonna let
that one slide.
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-We'll audition for you,
but nothing is gonna get in the way of this.
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-[laughs] We'll see.
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-We'll see.
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-[thunder crashes]
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-Don't kill me! I...
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-[thunder crashes]
253
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:36,160
-[sighs] Rex, Rex, wake up!
254
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,851
-Huh?
-We're alive.
255
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,158
-[sneezes]
256
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:40,814
What the hell was that?
257
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:43,028
-You must have
caught a cold. First one?
258
00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:46,687
-Must be this power retardant
messing with my Subtopian immune system.
259
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,393
-Rex, look!
260
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,003
-Why didn't you
leave us to die?
261
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,125
-I don't know.
262
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,307
Pray to your god
I figure it out.
263
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,698
-Devizo...
264
00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:01,698
-[dramatic music plays]
265
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,453
-The serum.
266
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,880
-[grunts]
267
00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,666
-[coughs] What did
you do to me?
268
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,543
-Revealed your true selves.
269
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:14,504
A sick old man
and a tinkerer without his gadgets.
270
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,894
-What we are at our weakest.
that is truth.
271
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:20,238
Behind me are the spoils
of the island--
272
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:25,378
food, weapons, paralysis discs
used to harvest the villains that died here.
273
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:28,174
-I stand before you
at my weakest,
274
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:30,519
no powers, weather-torn.
275
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,690
All you have to do
is take it from me.
276
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,220
-[sneezes]
277
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:36,650
-Aah, you son of a bitch!
Cover your mouth!
278
00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,736
-I've never had a cold before.
279
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:45,525
-[singing] Snips, snails,
puppy-dog tails.
280
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:52,275
Little boys are made of these.
281
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:56,630
But all these things
are lame as hell
282
00:11:56,803 --> 00:12:02,333
when you've got a dune buggy!
283
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:05,682
-You hear that, kids?
284
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,725
-It's time to learn
about dune buggies!
285
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,421
-[children cheering]
286
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,948
-Now, dune buggies
come with these stupid things
287
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:15,742
called "roll bars,"
which don't help you roll at all!
288
00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:18,039
-What exactly are
the children learning here?
289
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:21,085
-Let's give this
motherfucker a haircut.
290
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:25,052
-You know, how you
give a dune buggy a...haircut.
291
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,832
-Let's fire this thing up!
292
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,097
-[engine revs]
-[tires screeching]
293
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,053
-[crashes]
294
00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:33,268
-We've established that Portia
would be open to dating me.
295
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:35,538
-She has a thing
for incompetent men.
296
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:36,631
-Got that.
Wrote it down.
297
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:37,969
Let's not repeat that again.
298
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,108
-But that part of me
that is Zenith
299
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,540
recoils at the touch of a man.
300
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,806
-"Zenith requires
a feminine touch."
301
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:45,289
-Of her own.
She prefers her own.
302
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:48,590
-So if our theoretical
relationship were to move to the lovemaking phase,
303
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,468
I would promise
to don a womanly wig
304
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:53,209
and sing the songs
of the Valkyrie to make Zenith happy
305
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,251
and would grow
a chin strap, frost my tips,
306
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,426
and wear a beanie
to get Portia's motor running.
307
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:58,602
Do we have a deal?
308
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:02,908
-I'm sorry,
I desire a warrior true.
309
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:03,956
-"Warrior true"?
310
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,651
Try this on for size--
311
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,698
The Battle of the Bulge,
our troops had no fuel, no ammo,
312
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:10,054
but I had my bayonet
and a gut full of fire.
313
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:11,624
I charged
with a devil's yell,
314
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,441
dodging Panzer shells
and German insults--
315
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,098
a disgusting, guttural
language, by the way.
316
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:16,712
By the time
the day was through,
317
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,763
200 Germans had fallen
by my blade.
318
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,984
-Anything else?
319
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,980
-I also spent that night
siphoning fuel out of those Panzer tanks--
320
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:29,683
just me, a length of hose,
and a side effect of my government augmentation--
321
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:34,772
lips and a tongue
that are completely impervious to fatigue.
322
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,247
-We may just have a deal.
323
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,815
-Yeah, it's hard
making a living as a prop comic.
324
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,653
I even answered an ad
for a job at Chippendales,
325
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,262
but then I saw the application.
326
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,263
Thank you. Patty?
327
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,183
-[warbling]
328
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:56,358
-[laughing] Holy shit!
How did you do that?
329
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:59,491
-What?
-Climb those imaginary stairs!
330
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:02,454
-Oh, I have the gift
of mimekinesis.
331
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:05,674
I can project
hard-light holograms of things I mime.
332
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,235
-Since when?
-Since always.
333
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:11,722
Did you think my superpower
was painting my face and going to mime school?
334
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,684
-I guess I just--
-Never asked?
335
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,203
-This is amazing!
Patty, you've got the job!
336
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,600
-Maybe The Groaner
could be my assistant.
337
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,343
-Sorry. Only one slot.
338
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:26,084
Again, is this causes
strain on your relationship,
339
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,646
my humblest apologies.
340
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:31,004
-[thunder crashes]
341
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,394
-Debbie, please.
342
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,567
If we don't get
that power retardant,
343
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,793
I could lose
my daughter forever.
344
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,273
-Your daughter?
345
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,012
The only one to ever
best me in combat
346
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,583
and the reason I'm back
on this island?
347
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,751
-He put you back
on this island.
348
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,967
He's the enemy.
-Excuse me?
349
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,367
-Your evil turned
Debbie into that.
350
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:50,980
You're the reason we're here.
351
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:52,411
-Have you both forgotten?
352
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,107
I loved you, Debbie,
353
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,854
and you betrayed me
by giving your heart to Rex.
354
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,716
You made me.
355
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,032
-Will you cut that shit out?
356
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:03,124
You were always
a conniving little bastard.
357
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:04,123
-[knife slams]
358
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:06,382
-You're both wrong.
359
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:07,654
-[thunder crashes]
360
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:10,911
-Before this,
before the island,
361
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,614
when I was Heartshine,
362
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:17,388
the Stone of Amour gave me
the power to spread love,
363
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:20,268
unlocking tender feelings
in those who needed it.
364
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:25,096
I saw in Dr. Devizo a man
with great need for that love.
365
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,713
But as I use the stone
more and more,
366
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,355
I noticed a change in Devizo.
367
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,405
He became bitter, jealous.
368
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,503
The man I loved
disappeared before my eyes.
369
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:40,112
I retreated into the arms
of another, and soon after,
370
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:43,327
I learned the Stone of Amour's
terrible secret.
371
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,117
To spread love
to one person,
372
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,643
I had to sap it
from someone else.
373
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,209
Every time
I used it's powers,
374
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,259
I was stealing love
from Devizo.
375
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:57,172
I made you
what you are, Donald,
376
00:15:57,347 --> 00:16:00,697
not by sleeping with Rex,
but by loving you.
377
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:04,622
It was monstrous,
you stranding me on this island.
378
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,186
But you were
a monster I created.
379
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,579
-[stone warbling]
380
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,412
-Aah!
381
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,147
Heartshine died that day,
382
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,717
and Debbie Devizo was born.
383
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:24,161
-No. That's not--
that can't be true.
384
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:27,381
-Lies are weapons
for the weak, not for me.
385
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:30,291
-[coughing]
Oh, God damn it.
386
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,817
-[grunts] Aah!
387
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,910
-Don't try that again.
388
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:38,260
-Yeah. Okay, sure.
I'm cool.
389
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,909
-The quesadillas
are almost done.
390
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,269
Can't you make
yourself hotter, Liplor?
391
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,789
-You know,
I'd really like to talk about script approval.
392
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,623
-When we come back,
393
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,321
a special guest
will entertain you-- or some shit.
394
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,839
-[cheers and applause]
-So... good luck.
395
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,145
-Do you really mean that?
396
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,064
-Well, what is that
supposed to mean?
397
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,890
-Nothing.
398
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,203
-Well, uh, look,
if you're feeling emotional,
399
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,110
I could go out there instead.
400
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,715
-Oh, to help me?
Come on!
401
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,636
-[laughing] Oh, man!
This is great.
402
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,861
-Hey, seriously.
What's wrong?
403
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,641
-You didn't even know
what my powers were.
404
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,596
-No coming back from that.
405
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,084
-No. No, I didn't.
406
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,475
I didn't need to.
407
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,479
-What?
-What!
408
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:26,091
-I guess I didn't care
what your powers were.
409
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:29,612
-You were smart, funny,
mimed like a son of a bitch,
410
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:32,487
and you felt like someone
that would understand me,
411
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:35,270
someone that could
see me for who I am.
412
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:38,265
Why would I even be thinking
about powers when... -[sobbing]
413
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,358
-When I already knew
you were special?
414
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,757
-[Black Saturn sobbing]
415
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,504
-The hell is that?
416
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:47,153
There's a rhino
fucking a platypus?
417
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:51,895
-I-I think you guys should
go out there together.
418
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,681
The kids need to see this.
419
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,505
-[heroic music plays]
420
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:56,640
-Thank you.
421
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:00,509
Hello, kids!
422
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:03,078
I'm the Groaner,
and if you'll excuse me,
423
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:06,476
I refuse to start a show
without some fan-fare!
424
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,650
-[coins clinks]
425
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:11,216
-That was the fare,
f-for the fan.
426
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:12,739
-[child coughs]
427
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,923
-You call that a fan?
428
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,225
-[powers humming]
-[switch clicks]
429
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,790
-[wind howling]
430
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,877
-[laughing]
-[applause]
431
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,876
-H-H-Hey, kids!
Over here!
432
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,098
I've got some gags
you can actually see!
433
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,718
-You're stepping on my bit.
434
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,849
-Television is a visual medium.
435
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,891
-[balloons squeaking]
-A-rubbie-dubbie, tie the knot, and voila!
436
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,627
-[cheers and applause]
437
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:39,552
-Who wants to not see
a real dinosaur?
438
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,027
-[cheers and applause]
439
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,427
-Uh, do you think
that's a good idea?
440
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,079
-[power humming]
441
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:45,907
-[rumbling]
-[T-Rex growling]
442
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,687
-[dramatic music plays]
443
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,697
-Aah! Mimes
aren't so lame
444
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:56,871
when they're riding
a Tyrannosaurus rex, are they?
445
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,398
-[heroic music plays]
-[T-Rex roars]
446
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,752
-Holy shit!
447
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,323
-[screaming]
448
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,800
-Patty, l-let's take it down
a notch, honey!
449
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,150
-It's gonna charge!
450
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:08,892
-[crashes]
-Groaner: Holy shit!
451
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,062
-[dramatic note plays]
452
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,204
-All right!
That's our show!
453
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,326
-I was just getting somewhere!
454
00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:20,074
-Perhaps you were.
Now we will never know.
455
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:21,376
-God damn it!
456
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:22,991
-How'd we do?
457
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:27,732
-You did over $100,000
in damage to the set.
458
00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:31,465
You will never work
for this network or any network again!
459
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,264
-This was you plan
all along, wasn't it?
460
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,044
Ruin our careers
and laugh at our pain,
461
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,828
just to make yourself
feel better!
462
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,442
-No, I-I didn't.
Honestly, I--
463
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:42,623
-Never talk to me again,
ever! I hate you!
464
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:47,712
-[thunder crashes]
-[eerie music plays]
465
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:51,542
-[muttering] No. No, no.
466
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:52,969
-This can't be right.
467
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:55,058
-What is the problem?
468
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,807
You just found out
your turn to villainy wasn't your fault.
469
00:19:57,979 --> 00:19:59,589
-That was my whole
identity, man.
470
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:02,163
I'm an evil asshole!
That's my thing!
471
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:03,941
-None of us have free will.
472
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:07,335
We are born into a storm,
and the tempest shapes us.
473
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:10,690
-I shape things!
I design evil plans.
474
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:13,561
-Your darkness
is the absence of light
475
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,434
the Stone of Amour
stole from you.
476
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,255
-That's supposed to make
me feel better?
477
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,263
That your love
was just a ploy
478
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:22,435
to siphon off
whatever goodness you needed for others?
479
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:26,702
I am the puppet master!
I am not a puppet!
480
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:29,917
-Donald, stop.
It was real.
481
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:35,359
Before you were twisted,
you loved me, and I loved--
482
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,148
-[electricity crackling]
-[screaming]
483
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:41,503
-What the hell was that?
We were having a moment.
484
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,845
-And I was focused
on our mission--
485
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:46,505
getting this power retardant
back to Lex.
486
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,160
Well, we can't leaver her
here like this.
487
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,994
She's coming with us.
488
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,991
-Fine. I'm just glad things
are finally going our way.
489
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:55,519
-[dramatic music plays]
490
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,559
-Be ready to move on my mark.
491
00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,654
-You sure about this, Agony?
492
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,653
-Damn sure.
Robobot doesn't know
493
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:03,865
we put a tracking device
in him when he joined the League.
494
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,565
I cross-referenced
his locations
495
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,662
with the component shipments
I've been tracking,
496
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:10,621
and Robobot's been
spending a lot of time in Dr. Devizo's lab.
497
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,881
We're about to find out
what they've been hiding
498
00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:14,884
since they got back
from the future.
499
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,616
-[alarm blares]
-Oh, no.
500
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,234
-[electricity crackles]
501
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:20,979
-Lex, we've got to go.
502
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:23,278
-[door crashes]
503
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:25,715
-[sparks hissing]
504
00:21:25,893 --> 00:21:28,073
-Just what the hell
has been going on in here?
505
00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:33,123
-What do we do now?
506
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:34,677
-We run.
507
00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:35,598
-[dramatic music playing]
508
00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:36,902
-[chitters]
509
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:40,303
-[theme music plays]
510
00:21:57,838 --> 00:21:59,668
-[monkey chatters]
-Man: Stupid monkey.
511
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,020
-[paper tearing]
-[monkey cry]
512
00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:02,099
-[slap]
513
00:22:02,149 --> 00:22:06,699
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