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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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Colored HI by GoldBerg_44
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GUY: This is Free City.
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Look at this guy.
He's one of the sunglasses people.
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And the people who wear
sunglasses are heroes.
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(GUNS FIRING)
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They have a devil-may-care
attitude and they run this town.
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You are so hot.
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Oh, I know.
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GUY: See?
That's not even his car.
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Or his wife.
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(GUNS CONTINUE FIRING)
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For the sunglasses people,
they get to do anything they want.
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They go on
all sorts of missions.
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They got cool hair,
cool clothes.
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I mean, laws aren't really laws to them.
They're more like mild suggestions.
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Like, I don't think
he's gonna return that car.
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Or that nice lady.
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See what I mean? Hero.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(ALARM BEEPING)
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My name is Guy,
and I live in paradise.
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(EXHALES)
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Good morning, Goldie.
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I've lived here in Free City
my whole life.
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I've got a best friend,
I've got a goldfish,
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and I work at the bank.
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What more could a guy want?
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NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV) Sunday
should be warm and sunny
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with just a scattering
of drive-bys.
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Great day for the beach,
but not Hitman's Beach,
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which will be mined and
sprayed with high-caliber fire
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from a renegade
gunship stolen by...
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GUY: And every morning,
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I start my day
with the most delicious coffee
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in the whole,
wide, whole world.
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Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
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You know it. Mmm.
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Mmm!
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That is unexpectedly hot.
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Jeez, that's good.
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It's like losing my virginity,
but in my mouth.
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Thank you for making
this with such love.
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You're welcome.
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GUY: (LOUDLY) Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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GUY: Don't have a good day,
have a great day!
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(LAUGHS) Hold the fudge.
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You mean to tell me that nobody snabbed
up those bad boys? Today is the day.
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- Like every other day.
- I'll be back for those.
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Oh! So close.
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Mmm! This is the greatest
cup of coffee of all time.
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I wanna write
a song about it.
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I wanna dance to
that song with my body.
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BUDDY: (LAUGHS)
I love my life.
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There's something about finding
your lane and just staying in it.
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That's why they call 'em comfort
zones, they're so damn comfortable.
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- (MAN GRUNTS)
- Oh, Joe!
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Mondays, am I right, Joe?
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- You said it, Guy.
- Yeah.
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In Free City,
I have everything I need.
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Don't have a good day...
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have a great day.
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- MAN: Thank you.
- (CHUCKLES)
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Take care.
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GUY: Except one thing.
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Seem happy.
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Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy.
You gonna find someone.
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Oh, it's okay, Bud.
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Feel like I've been looking
for her forever, you know?
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Maybe it's not meant to be.
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Everybody down on the ground!
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- (GUN FIRES)
- (WOMAN GASPING)
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(ROBBER WHOOPS)
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(GUY GRUNTS)
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- (SIGHS) I know the woman I'm looking for.
- Oh, let me guess.
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- A woman with an offbeat sense of humor.
- Sense of humor.
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BUDDY: An obsession
with feel-good diva pop.
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Diva pop. Yes, that's her.
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She's rented space in my brain
and she won't move out.
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And you know what?
I don't want her to.
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Well, guess what?
She won't move either in or out.
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You know why?
'Cause she doesn't exist.
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- She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy.
- That's cruel. You're cruel.
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- You're being rotten right now. Rotten.
- BUDDY: I'm being real.
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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(CHUCKLING)
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So how about it?
Beers on the beach after work?
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Of course we're going for
beers on the beach after work.
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(CHUCKLING) That makes me
so happy.
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(CHUCKLING) Me too.
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What have you got?
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MAN: Proof of a secret level.
That's what you're looking for, right?
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You got a video
or a screen grab?
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Nope. But I know who does.
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Wanna know what I do to people
who waste my time?
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Oh, wow. Ooh,
someone wants to play.
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Hey, you really British,
or is that an accent filter?
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'Cause maybe we
could meet up later.
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I don't have a burning desire to
see your mum's basement, thanks.
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MAN: Got jokes, huh?
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Well, I got a map,
shows the location of his stash house.
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Don't know how you'll get in, but if
you do, clip 56 might interest you.
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Now, I got a question.
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What's so special
about this video clip anyway?
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What's special is I kill people
who ask questions about it.
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MAN: Mmm, I see. Fun.
Yeah, that's fun.
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Damn, girl, you're so feisty.
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But seriously, is it loot
or is it just the experience?
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- (GROANS)
- Those are questions.
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Did you see the sneakers
on that last robber?
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The 2:{\c}30?
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No, the 4:{\c}00.
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The three-quarter high-top,
gorgeous foam soles.
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I could barely feel it
when he stepped on my face.
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- BUDDY: (CHUCKLING) Oh, man.
- Wow.
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BOTH: Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
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FEMALE ROBBER: Give it to me!
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BOTH: Looks like rain.
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BOTH: Has anyone seen my cat?
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(SINGING)
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BUDDY: You know something, Guy,
people say it all the time, like,
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"Guy can take a shoe to the face
better than anybody I know." (CHUCKLES)
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I mean, when you put it on there,
you act like it's not a shoe in your face.
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(SINGING)
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(FANTASY BY MARIAH CAREY
PLAYING)
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
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Love that song.
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(SONG STOPS)
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That's a new one.
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(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)
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(SIREN BLARING)
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Hey!
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That's her.
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Her who?
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That's my dream girl, Buddy.
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(CHUCKLING) She exists.
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- I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Wait, man.
She's wearing sunglasses.
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So?
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Whatcha mean "so?"
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So, people with sunglasses
don't talk to people like us.
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- You know that!
- (WHISPERS) I gotta try.
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Look, Guy! Guy!
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Guy! What about
beers on the beach?
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GUY: Excuse me!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKERS)
Coming soon... Free City 2!
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Bigger! Badder! Radder!
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Free City 2: Carnage.
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Pre-order today
and get the bonus Mayhem Pack.
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WAITRESS: You done?
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Sorry. Are you closing?
(CHUCKLES)
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Yes.
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We usually don't
put the chairs on the tables,
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one-small-coffee-
over-four-hours girl.
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You really like that game, huh?
My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.
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Seems like everyone's
obsessed with it.
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Oh, Free City? Ah. No.
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I, uh, have a lawsuit
against the publisher
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and the evidence that I need
is in the game.
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- So then I had my codes...
- Oh...
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I wish we weren't closing so
I could hear more about this.
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(SIGHS)
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(ALARM BEEPING)
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Good morning, Goldie.
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Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
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Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
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Actually, I think I'd like
to try a cappuccino today.
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
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Ooh. "Cappuccino."
I enjoy saying that.
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It's like a waterfall
made of letters.
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Excuse me?
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I'd like to try a cappuccino.
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- Please.
- But you get a medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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That's what you get.
That's what everyone gets.
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Every day. Always.
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- Well, I...
- Somebody's about to get shot.
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Officer Johnny.
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I just thought I'd try something
different today, you know?
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Whatever. Right? Yeah?
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Hi.
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Ha! I'm just keeping
you on your toes.
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Coffee, cream,
two sugars, please.
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- I'm joking.
- (ALL LAUGH)
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Just keeping you on your toes.
I was kidding.
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MAN: He was just kidding!
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Oh, you think I'd deprive myself
of your baristic artistry?
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No way, no how.
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Mmm. That's hot.
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(EXHALES) It's like Jesus
washed my tongue...
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but right before he finished,
he finally told my dad,
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"He's good enough."
(CHUCKLES, SIGHS)
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Thank you so much.
Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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(WHISPERS) Cappuccino.
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- Don't have a good day...
- (STAMP CLICKS)
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...have a great day, I guess.
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Okay. Good day to you.
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- Everybody down on the ground!
- (WOMAN GASPS)
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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That's the girl.
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We've been over this.
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You tried to talk to her
yesterday, it didn't work.
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It will never work.
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She's wearing sunglasses.
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We don't mess with
the sunglasses people.
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Maybe I'll get
some sunglasses of my own.
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What? What are you talking about?
You can't do that.
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Oh, my God. What am I doing?
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Hi.
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ROBBER: What'd you say?
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Hi.
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I'm gonna need
your sunglasses.
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Ooh. Ow.
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I'm just gonna...
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I'm gonna need your
sunglasses for a sec.
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ROBBER: What the hell
do you think you're doing?
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Go back to your side, man.
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He's just an NPC.
Waste that mother...
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Okay, just need to borrow them
for a sec, okay?
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- Back off! I said, don't!
- Just real quick. Real quick.
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- Stop!
- (GRUNTING)
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You broken or somethin'?
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I'm the robber!
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You're the guy who lies down
and takes it!
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Please, just stay down!
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(GROANS)
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ROBBER: I said, stay down!
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Guy, you don't do this, man.
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- (PANTING)
- This isn't you.
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You don't do this.
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Maybe I do.
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- (GRUNTING)
- ROBBER: What is wrong with this...
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stupid mission?
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I told you to smoke his ass.
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ROBBER: Let go!
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I'll give them right back.
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- I said... (GROANS)
- (GUNSHOT)
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(ALL GASP)
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MAN: Guy?
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He's just resting.
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BUDDY: In pieces!
247
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,710
That man is dead!
248
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,610
(WHISPERS) He's so sleepy.
249
00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:27,550
I'm just gonna
put your gun down...
250
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,680
right here...
251
00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,750
for when you wake.
252
00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:34,050
- Okay?
- BUDDY: Guy.
253
00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:37,290
Guy! Where you goin'?
254
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,470
(GASPING)
255
00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:09,560
Excuse me.
256
00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,560
Do you see this?
257
00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:15,400
Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.
258
00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:34,920
(GROANING)
259
00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:37,480
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- Whoo!
260
00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:39,750
Oh!
261
00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:41,160
Giddy up!
262
00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:43,290
I feel brand new.
263
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,390
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
264
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:54,230
(GROANING)
265
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:55,870
AUTOMATED VOICE: Loser.
266
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,010
(BEEPS)
267
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,240
(UPBEAT MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)
268
00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:06,680
GUY: What is happening?
269
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,250
(GASPS) So much money.
270
00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:32,770
KEYS: Hey, Mouser,
check this out.
271
00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:34,040
MOUSER: What's up, Keys?
272
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,310
What am I looking at?
273
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:38,080
Okay, so this user,
he gets his glasses stolen
274
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,250
and then killed.
275
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,250
The guy was smoked
by a non-playable character.
276
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,180
An NPC? That's impossible.
277
00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:44,650
Yeah, exactly.
278
00:14:44,690 --> 00:14:46,920
Nobody can equip an NPC skin
on their avatar.
279
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:51,090
Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass
noob and ban him for life, you're done.
280
00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:53,260
I tried that, but I...
281
00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:54,960
I can't trace him.
282
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,170
Whoever it is,
they're good. (SIGHS)
283
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,540
Hmm. You gotta be better
at your job, buddy.
284
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,110
I'm pretty good.
285
00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:05,310
I'll see you on the inside.
286
00:15:05,340 --> 00:15:06,440
AUTOMATED VOICE: Select your skin.
287
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,480
Hey, Keys, what skin
are you going with?
288
00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:10,340
The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,
289
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:11,710
big guns, bigger mustache.
290
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,480
Hmm. Little dirt squirrel.
I like it.
291
00:15:13,510 --> 00:15:15,580
Almost scared to ask,
but what are you going with?
292
00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:19,320
Uh, full body mustache, hot pink.
You should be very afraid.
293
00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:20,890
I'm terrified.
294
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,390
(CHUCKLING) Let's do this.
295
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:24,630
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
296
00:15:48,850 --> 00:15:50,680
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
297
00:15:57,860 --> 00:15:59,260
KEYS: Seriously, man.
298
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:02,500
I'm just being honest, I think the
bunny suit is just a little much.
299
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,000
MOUSER: Excuse me?
300
00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:07,970
Right.
301
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,370
Rabbit. Okay? My fault.
302
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,910
Hey, 40-year-old virgin!
Get over here!
303
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:14,980
KEYS: Let's go!
304
00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:16,240
MOUSER: Uh-huh.
Captain Khakis.
305
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,280
- Come here. Come on, bud.
- KEYS: Go, let's go.
306
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,080
- Closer.
- MOUSER: There he is.
307
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:21,750
Blue shirt guy.
308
00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:23,620
Blue shirt?
309
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,320
Yes.
310
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,390
Hello, Officer.
311
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,390
Rabbit.
312
00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:30,720
MOUSER: Nice skin.
313
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,160
Thank you. That's sweet.
314
00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:34,500
How'd you get it?
315
00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:38,070
Well, uh, mostly genetics,
I think. I'm pretty lucky.
316
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:39,830
I have naturally dewy skin.
317
00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:41,200
Listen up, Neutrogena.
318
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,340
You know you can't go around looking
like that. The rules are clear.
319
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,600
And another thing.
320
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,140
- You can't hack the NPC avatars.
- MOUSER: No, sir!
321
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:47,370
- KEYS: It screws up the mission load...
- MOUSER: Screws it up!
322
00:16:47,410 --> 00:16:48,610
...and it makes
the game look bad.
323
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,080
- MOUSER: Horrible!
- Yeah. (SPITS)
324
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,180
I got, like, 5% of that.
325
00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:53,780
Lose the skin!
326
00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:54,880
I... Lose?
327
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,920
How am I supposed to
get rid of my skin?
328
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:57,820
Take it off, man.
329
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,390
Just take it off.
What are you doing?
330
00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:00,590
- What?
- Seriously.
331
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,160
- The whole thing. The face, the outfit.
- How?
332
00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:03,390
- Everything. Ditch it.
- Take it off.
333
00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:04,730
If you don't,
we're gonna kill you.
334
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,630
- Why?
- And we're gonna keep killing you.
335
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:07,590
Still why?
336
00:17:07,630 --> 00:17:09,130
Until we do
find out who you are...
337
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,730
and then we're
gonna ban you for life.
338
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:14,100
Okay. No, no.
Okay, I want to comply.
339
00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:16,540
I just find the order of
those threats very confusing.
340
00:17:16,570 --> 00:17:18,270
- Somebody's about to get shot.
- Light him up
341
00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:19,710
- (GASPS)
- (GUN FIRING)
342
00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:36,890
- No.
- (MAN GROANS)
343
00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:48,370
KEYS: Come on, Blue Shirt.
344
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,370
(GRUNTS)
345
00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:01,450
(SHOES POWERING UP)
346
00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:05,890
(GASPING)
347
00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:08,190
(GROANS)
348
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:11,060
Oh! Didn't see that one coming.
Did you see that one coming?
349
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,290
Scared me a little bit.
350
00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:13,800
We're coming
for you, Blue Shirt!
351
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,300
MOUSER: (IN SING-SONGY VOICE)
Coming to get ya.
352
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:17,030
We're coming to get ya.
353
00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:18,300
(GROANING)
354
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,600
Wait! (GRUNTS) Wait!
355
00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:22,040
I can explain everything.
356
00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:25,870
I found these glasses
and then I can see things now.
357
00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:29,040
Things that... Whoa, whoa.
Things that aren't there.
358
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,580
Except they are there.
359
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:34,720
I know that sounds crazy,
but it's true!
360
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:37,990
You can run, Blue Shirt,
but you cannot hide.
361
00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:40,650
MOUSER: Come on, Blue Shirt.
You can't escape the rabbit.
362
00:18:40,690 --> 00:18:42,860
- We're apex predators.
- (BEEPING)
363
00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:46,730
All we do is bone and brawl
and slit throats.
364
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,500
GUY: Too high! Too high!
365
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,470
(GRUNTING)
366
00:18:57,910 --> 00:19:01,010
MOUSER: Oh, you wanna play,
Blue Shirt? Watch this.
367
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:05,080
I tire of these games, Keys.
It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch.
368
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,280
Okay, bring it.
369
00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:08,120
Oh, it's brung.
Go, go, go, go, go.
370
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:25,030
I'm so, so good at this.
371
00:19:26,770 --> 00:19:28,700
(BEEPING)
372
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,110
KEYS: Time's up, bank teller!
373
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,710
(GASPS)
374
00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:40,080
(GUNS FIRING)
375
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:49,690
(PANTING)
376
00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:55,200
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
377
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,170
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- GUY: Nope!
378
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,240
(SCREAMS)
379
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:10,580
(GROANING)
380
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,650
(GRUNTING)
381
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,860
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS)
382
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:23,830
I can't die!
383
00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:25,760
- I'm never gonna die!
- (TIRES SCREECH)
384
00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,000
Whoo!
385
00:20:27,030 --> 00:20:30,100
And that was the heartbreaking
story of Blue Shirt Guy.
386
00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:31,300
The end.
387
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,470
- Doesn't make sense.
- What?
388
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,040
I just checked
the server stats.
389
00:20:35,070 --> 00:20:37,270
We killed Blue Shirt and the number
of players online didn't change.
390
00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:38,370
It's just a glitch, man.
391
00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:39,710
- It's not a big deal.
- I know, I know.
392
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,410
It just seems like that's something
new, you know?
393
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,640
Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay?
You should not talk to Antwan.
394
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,450
I just think it's important
to be transparent, okay?
395
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:46,910
Uh-uh. No.
396
00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:49,220
Antwan is deep in the sequel launch.
He's either not gonna care
397
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:52,290
or he's gonna get pissed
and then he's gonna blame us.
398
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:55,290
So, I don't know what you haven't
figured out about the whole situation.
399
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,830
Also, aren't you some kinda MIT
genius, indie game designer?
400
00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:02,360
What are you doing down here
dealing with complaints?
401
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:06,570
That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic
story involving failed dreams,
402
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,770
desperation,
and a mountain of college debt.
403
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,040
You do not wanna
hear about that.
404
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,370
You're absolutely right.
405
00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:16,510
That story sounds horrible and
boring and full of white privilege.
406
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:18,550
Don't talk to Antwan.
407
00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:25,450
KEYS: We never dreamt
this would've happened.
408
00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:28,160
I mean, Life Itself,
it's essentially a fishbowl game.
409
00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:32,030
People aren't playing it,
they're watching it grow.
410
00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:33,900
It's a strictly
observational experience
411
00:21:33,930 --> 00:21:37,760
where computer generated
characters interact and evolve.
412
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,530
I thought we'd be
lucky to give it away.
413
00:21:39,570 --> 00:21:44,440
That's what's so charming about Keys,
he's clueless about his own genius.
414
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,010
Uh, no, Millie
is the genius.
415
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,780
Uh, she built the AI engine
from the ground up.
416
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:51,180
So, to get a little personal,
417
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:53,380
what's the thing that
gets you up in the morning?
418
00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:56,050
(SIGHS) Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
419
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,120
(KEYS CHUCKLES)
420
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,520
What's the other thing?
421
00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:00,960
Oh, yeah. An insatiable
thirst for validation.
422
00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:02,660
- She's not kidding.
- I'm not.
423
00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:03,930
REPORTER: How about you?
424
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,530
- (CLICKS TONGUE) Code.
- REPORTER: Code?
425
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,590
- Code.
- Code, yeah.
426
00:22:06,630 --> 00:22:08,200
Here we go.
427
00:22:08,230 --> 00:22:10,130
KEYS: 'Cause it's not just zeros and
ones, it's hidden messages.
428
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,530
I like to think of myself, actually,
as not a code writer, but an author.
429
00:22:12,570 --> 00:22:17,170
I just use zeros and ones instead of
words 'cause words will let you down.
430
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:21,780
But zeros and ones, never.
Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.
431
00:22:21,810 --> 00:22:23,610
- He's not kidding.
- I'm not.
432
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,210
REPORTER: Now, I've gotta ask.
433
00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:27,520
There is a lot of chemistry
between the two of you.
434
00:22:27,550 --> 00:22:30,450
- Has this evolved into more than...
- MILLIE: No. (CHUCKLES)
435
00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:33,120
- No way. No. It's strictly platonic.
- No, no, no. We're friends.
436
00:22:33,150 --> 00:22:34,690
- We're like best friends.
- Friendship.
437
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,120
And now your game is gonna
be released by Soonami,
438
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:37,790
one of the biggest publishers
in the world.
439
00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:39,790
- It's crazy, actually.
- It is, yeah.
440
00:22:39,830 --> 00:22:42,930
It does seem a little bit like
an unlikely pairing, though.
441
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,030
KEYS: Yeah, I didn't
totally get it either.
442
00:22:45,070 --> 00:22:47,770
But Millie's got a real
instinct for these things...
443
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,240
MILLIE: Antwan is a genius.
444
00:22:49,270 --> 00:22:52,710
He's brash and obnoxious,
but he's really good at what he does.
445
00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:54,980
It's a chance for our work to
be seen by a wider audience.
446
00:22:55,010 --> 00:22:57,080
- God, those two were young and dumb.
- Jeez.
447
00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:59,110
So we're breaking
and entering now?
448
00:22:59,150 --> 00:23:02,850
How does it feel working for a
galactic black hole of frozen shit?
449
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,950
You have to leave.
I can't talk to you.
450
00:23:04,990 --> 00:23:06,750
Aw, shame will
have that effect.
451
00:23:06,790 --> 00:23:08,360
No, Millie. I mean
I can't talk to you.
452
00:23:08,390 --> 00:23:10,860
I can't even see you. I'm literally
focusing on background objects
453
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:14,660
because looking at your lips move
violates my NDA and it could get me fired.
454
00:23:14,690 --> 00:23:17,470
Aw, fired by Antwan,
the guy who stole our work?
455
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:19,170
No, he bought it and
then he shelved it.
456
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,500
All right? You're living in the past.
You are stuck. You gotta move on.
457
00:23:22,540 --> 00:23:23,700
How can I move on?
458
00:23:23,740 --> 00:23:25,140
How can you?
459
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:28,140
Antwan swiped our AI engine
to use in his dumb shooter.
460
00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:31,850
Did he, Millie?
Because honestly, I'm not so sure.
461
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,420
Our game was complex
and beautiful and interesting
462
00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:37,950
and Free City, it may be popular,
but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.
463
00:23:37,990 --> 00:23:39,950
Then stop defending him
and help me beat his ass.
464
00:23:39,990 --> 00:23:42,690
- Millie, I'm...
- Come on, Keys, he stole from us.
465
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,360
And now he's lying about it
466
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:46,390
so he doesn't have to give us the credit
and the royalties that we deserve.
467
00:23:46,430 --> 00:23:47,760
Millie...
468
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,000
I found a clue.
It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.
469
00:23:50,030 --> 00:23:53,630
All I need from you
is to get me in there.
470
00:23:53,670 --> 00:23:56,070
Millie, I care about you...
471
00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:02,180
but you need to leave.
472
00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:07,380
(GASPING)
473
00:24:07,420 --> 00:24:09,280
(ALARM BEEPING)
474
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,450
Today is gonna
be different, Goldie.
475
00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:16,420
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
476
00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:34,010
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
477
00:25:13,610 --> 00:25:14,980
What are we lookin' at?
478
00:25:15,550 --> 00:25:17,750
- (GROANS)
- Who are you?
479
00:25:17,790 --> 00:25:19,450
Okay, okay. Okay.
480
00:25:19,490 --> 00:25:22,060
We ran into each other the other day,
you were humming that great song.
481
00:25:22,090 --> 00:25:23,020
Oh, yeah.
482
00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:25,790
I thought you were an NPC.
How did you find me?
483
00:25:25,830 --> 00:25:28,830
I waited outside
by the murder train,
484
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,360
- then I followed you.
- (GUNS FIRING)
485
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,400
Shit!
486
00:25:46,850 --> 00:25:48,180
Should I come with you?
487
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:50,580
Yes.
488
00:25:51,090 --> 00:25:51,920
(GRUNTS)
489
00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:54,260
Holy hell, what just happened?
490
00:25:54,290 --> 00:25:57,020
MOLOTOVGIRL: What just happened
is you almost blew my mission.
491
00:25:57,060 --> 00:26:00,330
No, I mean, how did we get
from there to wherever this is?
492
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,930
You mean the portal gun?
493
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,730
Portal gun?
That sounds expensive.
494
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,970
Wow, you are a
special kind of noob.
495
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,340
Thank you. You too.
496
00:26:07,370 --> 00:26:08,470
Turn around.
497
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,500
- Okay.
- (BEEPING)
498
00:26:11,810 --> 00:26:13,740
(OLDIE MUSIC PLAYING)
499
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:14,980
Oh.
500
00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:20,580
Is this the North Pole?
501
00:26:20,610 --> 00:26:22,050
MOLOTOVGIRL: Listen, dude.
502
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,820
- GUY: Guy.
- Guy. Whatever.
503
00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:25,520
Props on the NPC outfit,
504
00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:28,390
but I'm busy trying to figure
out how to steal something.
505
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,320
GUY: Maybe I could help you.
506
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:31,490
I work alone.
507
00:26:31,530 --> 00:26:32,930
You have beautiful grenades.
508
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,930
Besides, if you want to have any
chance of making an impact here,
509
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,030
you need to have
a higher level than that.
510
00:26:38,070 --> 00:26:39,900
- (EXHALES) That's tough. No.
- No.
511
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,540
Higher level?
512
00:26:41,570 --> 00:26:42,940
Good Lord, rook.
513
00:26:44,570 --> 00:26:45,640
See?
514
00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:47,640
- Oh.
- That's mine.
515
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,410
And that's yours.
516
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:53,780
Oh... What,
is one the best or the worst?
517
00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,320
There is literally
nothing lower.
518
00:26:55,350 --> 00:26:57,450
Well, how do I get
to a higher level?
519
00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:59,420
- Really?
- Really.
520
00:27:00,190 --> 00:27:03,620
- You know, get stuff.
- Yeah.
521
00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:05,660
- Are you kidding me right now?
- Okay.
522
00:27:05,690 --> 00:27:06,930
- Experience, guns...
- Yeah.
523
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,000
- Put that down.
- Uh-huh.
524
00:27:08,030 --> 00:27:10,460
Money. This is Free City.
525
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,600
You could rob a store,
carjack someone,
526
00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:15,000
punch a pedestrian in the face.
You'll figure it out.
527
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,570
Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.
(CHUCKLES)
528
00:27:19,910 --> 00:27:23,910
Hmm. I've got to admit
that is kind of refreshing.
529
00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:28,120
Sometimes I forget not everyone you
meet on here is a sociopathic man-child.
530
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,350
Thank you.
531
00:27:30,380 --> 00:27:33,050
Wait. But the world
isn't that bad though, is it?
532
00:27:33,090 --> 00:27:36,360
Oh! It's pretty bleak.
533
00:27:36,390 --> 00:27:39,090
If you ever met the dick responsible
for this world, you'd agree.
534
00:27:39,130 --> 00:27:42,960
Are we talking about God?
You've met God?
535
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,170
And he's a dick?
536
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,040
His name's Antwan, and yes,
he's an absolute troll.
537
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,770
Trolls exist?
538
00:27:49,810 --> 00:27:50,840
(INHALES DEEPLY)
539
00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:53,370
Look, I don't know
if anybody does it,
540
00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:56,380
but you could rack experience
points up by being a good guy.
541
00:27:56,410 --> 00:27:58,450
- Like a hero.
- Ooh. Easy, tiger.
542
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,750
If you don't wanna shoot people,
you could steal their guns.
543
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:02,380
All that shit makes
your level go up.
544
00:28:02,420 --> 00:28:03,820
Go be the good guy.
545
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,120
Okay. No, I'm gonna
be the great guy.
546
00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:06,450
MOLOTOVGIRL: Ooh! Ooh.
547
00:28:06,490 --> 00:28:08,820
Okay, well, enjoy your
lifetime supply of virginity.
548
00:28:08,860 --> 00:28:10,160
- (GUY CHUCKLES)
- Off you go.
549
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:12,190
Okay. Wait! How will I know
that I've leveled up enough?
550
00:28:12,230 --> 00:28:15,060
- Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk.
- Whoa.
551
00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:17,100
- Bye now.
- That's so much more than one.
552
00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:18,470
- It's like 99 more...
- Bye now.
553
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,500
Okay.
554
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,170
(EXHALES, CHUCKLES)
555
00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:35,450
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
556
00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:39,090
(SIRENS BLARING)
557
00:28:49,970 --> 00:28:51,000
(MAN SCREAMS)
558
00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:53,100
(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING)
559
00:28:57,370 --> 00:28:58,440
Hi.
560
00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:06,580
- (GASPS)
- (ALARM BEEPING)
561
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:10,250
- (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
- (GUNS FIRING)
562
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,060
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
563
00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:23,030
- (ALARM BEEPING)
- (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
564
00:29:26,530 --> 00:29:27,600
Thanks, Guy.
565
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,300
(LAUGHING)
566
00:29:40,550 --> 00:29:41,550
(BEEPING)
567
00:29:47,860 --> 00:29:49,060
Good morning, Goldie.
568
00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:51,430
Good morning, Goldie.
569
00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:53,290
Good fucking morning, Goldie.
570
00:29:53,330 --> 00:29:56,970
I have three words for you.
Blue Shirt Guy.
571
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,840
BSG is leveling up and at a
record pace by playing the hero.
572
00:30:01,870 --> 00:30:05,540
It's got people all over the world
asking, "Just who is this guy?"
573
00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:09,310
I don't know who this guy is,
but he's out-skilling all these players.
574
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:11,080
GAMER: And here he is,
taking out Beefoven,
575
00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:13,110
a level 102 from
Clan Ragnarok.
576
00:30:13,150 --> 00:30:15,150
This is bullshit.
Who is this guy?
577
00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:16,350
I don't know, but he's good.
578
00:30:16,380 --> 00:30:18,650
Yeah, he's good.
He looks like an NPC
579
00:30:18,690 --> 00:30:21,220
but he's running around,
leveling up crazy fast
580
00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:22,890
by being the
freaking good guy.
581
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,630
ALEX TREBEK: "This colorful
character in the video game Free City
582
00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:28,830
"has been turning heads
by being the good guy."
583
00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:30,560
- Piper.
- Who is Blue Shirt Guy?
584
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,970
ALEX TREBEK: You're
absolutely right.
585
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:37,040
Blue Shirt Guy.
Who is he or she indeed?
586
00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:39,270
(UPBEAT MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)
587
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,250
Whoo-hoo! (CONTINUES WHOOPING)
588
00:30:54,290 --> 00:30:56,320
(UPBEAT MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)
589
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:05,650
(SPEAKING JAPANESE) There's a worldwide craze that has
captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!
590
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,360
Hello, Hinata.
591
00:31:08,030 --> 00:31:09,530
You have a great outfit.
592
00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:10,950
Don't have a good day,
593
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,530
Have a GREAT day!
594
00:31:12,700 --> 00:31:15,450
Crazy awesome!!!
595
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,510
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
596
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:25,850
(GRUNTING)
597
00:31:34,630 --> 00:31:35,630
(GUN CLICKS)
598
00:31:56,420 --> 00:31:59,990
Well, well, well. Look who decided
to come to work today, huh?
599
00:32:00,020 --> 00:32:02,590
Look, where have you been?
I've been worried sick about you...
600
00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:04,760
What is this shirt?
601
00:32:04,790 --> 00:32:06,290
Where's your collar at?
Where's the rest of the buttons?
602
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,800
And it's not tucked in.
You look sloppy.
603
00:32:08,830 --> 00:32:11,670
Matter of fact, you look horrible.
Did you pick up some muscles, too?
604
00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:13,170
Or is somebody outside
pumping you up?
605
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,200
I'm sorry that I haven't
been around, Bud.
606
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,670
I've been figuring
some stuff out.
607
00:32:17,710 --> 00:32:20,840
Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"?
It is nothing to figure out.
608
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,710
Okay? You go to bed,
you wake up,
609
00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:24,510
you get some coffee,
then you come to work.
610
00:32:24,550 --> 00:32:26,250
And then you repeat
the same thing tomorrow.
611
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,150
- The girl.
- Oh, my God.
612
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:29,450
I talked to her.
I talked to her.
613
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:32,150
- The one with the sunglasses?
- The sunglasses, yes!
614
00:32:32,190 --> 00:32:33,890
I talked to one of
the sunglass people
615
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,790
- and now I'm one of the sunglass people.
- (DOOR OPENS)
616
00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:38,290
- Me.
- (GUN COCKS)
617
00:32:38,330 --> 00:32:40,030
ROBBER: Everybody
down on the ground!
618
00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:41,500
You're so hot.
619
00:32:41,530 --> 00:32:44,470
What if I could tell you
that you could be more?
620
00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:45,930
Your life could be fuller.
621
00:32:45,970 --> 00:32:48,170
That you're free to make your
own decisions. Your own choices.
622
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,240
Yo, dumbass.
623
00:32:49,270 --> 00:32:50,770
We are in the middle
of something.
624
00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:52,570
- Uh...
- (TUTTING)
625
00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:55,210
- (WHISPERS) That's my gun.
- (TUTTING) Quiet time.
626
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,650
These puppies changed my life.
And they're gonna change yours, too.
627
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,610
Come on now,
you know we don't wear sunglasses.
628
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,480
(LAUGHS)
629
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,450
(WHISPERS) We do now.
630
00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:07,090
Mine now.
631
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,660
Are you kidding me?
632
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,690
- Put 'em on.
- No.
633
00:33:12,730 --> 00:33:14,860
Life doesn't have to be something
that just happens to us. All right?
634
00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:17,970
Just put the glasses on
and you're gonna see.
635
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,670
You're gonna see.
636
00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:23,970
Come on.
637
00:33:25,010 --> 00:33:26,470
I can't, okay?
638
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:29,610
I'm sorry.
639
00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:38,250
I'm keeping these,
asshole mouth.
640
00:33:38,290 --> 00:33:40,790
Now get out of here.
Go be nicer.
641
00:33:40,820 --> 00:33:42,860
Beat it. Go, go, go.
642
00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:44,490
Don't walk, run.
643
00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:46,860
And you... (EXCLAIMS)
644
00:33:46,890 --> 00:33:48,000
- Ugh.
- (CLATTERS)
645
00:33:48,030 --> 00:33:49,730
Sorry.
646
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,070
Um, you could do so much
better than that guy.
647
00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:56,370
You could be with,
like, a good guy.
648
00:33:57,300 --> 00:33:59,610
Or maybe I don't have
to be with any guy.
649
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,240
Right? Exactly.
Most of them are awful.
650
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,080
- They really are.
- Terrible.
651
00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:05,480
Yeah, do whatever
you wanna do.
652
00:34:07,350 --> 00:34:09,420
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
653
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,350
You're my best friend, Buddy.
654
00:34:14,390 --> 00:34:16,690
And you don't
have to be scared.
655
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:19,660
If you change your mind,
I'll be around.
656
00:34:25,670 --> 00:34:28,100
MOUSER: Yo, Keys, our
Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.
657
00:34:29,070 --> 00:34:30,170
KEYS: I know.
658
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,670
MOUSER: Who is this guy?
659
00:34:46,450 --> 00:34:47,990
(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO)
660
00:35:00,730 --> 00:35:02,300
I'm here.
661
00:35:02,340 --> 00:35:04,070
I really appreciate
this, Keys.
662
00:35:04,110 --> 00:35:05,970
KEYS: Okay. Just to be clear,
663
00:35:06,010 --> 00:35:08,980
all I'm doing right now
is opening the door.
664
00:35:09,010 --> 00:35:12,380
If this clip really does prove that
Antwan reused our code illegally,
665
00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:13,610
go find it and get out.
666
00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:19,120
Player's doing the jewelry
store mission in midtown.
667
00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:20,720
That gives you 5 minutes.
668
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,460
And go.
669
00:35:33,430 --> 00:35:35,970
Keys, you're a goddamn genius.
670
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,240
KEYS: Really?
671
00:35:37,270 --> 00:35:38,640
I'm sitting on the toilet right
now, stealing user codes,
672
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,510
so I don't exactly
feel like one.
673
00:35:40,540 --> 00:35:41,980
Oh, you never have.
674
00:35:42,010 --> 00:35:44,150
Good thing I know better.
675
00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:47,550
KEYS: All right. The clip you're looking
for should be on the wall to your left.
676
00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:49,480
- Thanks for the assist.
- You got it.
677
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,050
I hope it has the proof
you're looking for.
678
00:36:05,170 --> 00:36:07,040
(ALARM BLARING)
679
00:36:16,140 --> 00:36:17,810
Keys! I need your help!
680
00:36:17,850 --> 00:36:19,650
He's got that place
booby-trapped with spawn points.
681
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,950
Millie, I can't help you.
682
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,560
(MOTORBIKE REVVING)
683
00:36:32,830 --> 00:36:34,560
(MEN GRUNT)
684
00:36:42,470 --> 00:36:43,670
Blue Shirt Guy?
685
00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:47,570
It's a Henley. Was that cool?
It felt really cool.
686
00:36:47,610 --> 00:36:51,050
You look really pretty.
Wow, this house is so nice.
687
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,020
What are you doing here?
688
00:37:00,050 --> 00:37:02,760
I was trying to steal a video
clip, now we're trying not to die.
689
00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:04,930
Who are you talking to?
690
00:37:06,660 --> 00:37:10,130
You know, that player
in the NPC skin.
691
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,530
Millie, there are no other
players in that house.
692
00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:16,040
- (GROANS)
- That actually hurt my hand.
693
00:37:16,070 --> 00:37:17,140
Get down!
694
00:37:18,310 --> 00:37:19,670
- (YELLS)
- (GRUNTS)
695
00:37:22,980 --> 00:37:24,050
(GROANS)
696
00:37:27,510 --> 00:37:29,820
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
697
00:37:58,010 --> 00:37:59,180
(CAR HORN HONKS)
698
00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:05,790
- (BONE CRACKS)
- (GROANS)
699
00:38:05,820 --> 00:38:08,890
(YELLS) I'm sorry!
Oh, God! (GAGS)
700
00:38:13,290 --> 00:38:14,690
We're doing great.
701
00:38:23,370 --> 00:38:24,910
(REVVING)
702
00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:27,440
Wow!
703
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,610
(GRUNTS)
704
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,150
We should definitely go!
705
00:38:32,610 --> 00:38:33,880
Oh, shit!
706
00:38:40,990 --> 00:38:43,290
- Is that a Glock in your pocket?
- No.
707
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,260
- What?
- It's two Glocks.
708
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,630
Oh!
709
00:38:54,470 --> 00:38:56,100
(TIRES SCREECHING)
710
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,180
(MEN GROANING)
711
00:39:06,650 --> 00:39:08,850
(ROMANTIC MUSIC RESUMES)
712
00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:21,960
I don't suppose
this thing can fly.
713
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,230
(LAUGHS) No.
714
00:39:23,260 --> 00:39:24,330
Jump.
715
00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:26,200
Wow!
716
00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:30,070
Whoa! (LAUGHING)
717
00:39:33,340 --> 00:39:34,410
(EXHALES)
718
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:39,680
Oh, shit.
719
00:39:40,820 --> 00:39:43,020
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
720
00:39:54,430 --> 00:39:56,200
Good morning, sheeple!
721
00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:57,830
Oh, you are fired.
722
00:39:57,870 --> 00:40:00,270
There is some concern with the bloody
zombies, retailers won't carry the game.
723
00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:02,040
Cut it. It's out.
Never even happened. Next.
724
00:40:02,070 --> 00:40:03,240
It's your lawyers.
They need to get your deposition...
725
00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:06,040
Speak. Which lawsuit
are we talking about?
726
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,780
Millie, Millie Rusk?
No sweat.
727
00:40:08,810 --> 00:40:10,410
That will never see
the inside of a courtroom...
728
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,610
because she's got no proof and
her ex-partner works for me.
729
00:40:13,650 --> 00:40:14,680
We're golden.
730
00:40:14,710 --> 00:40:16,220
Antwan, hey. You look great.
731
00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,820
Uh, I thought you were
still at Burning Man.
732
00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:20,350
Oh, does it look like
I'm still at Burning Man?
733
00:40:20,390 --> 00:40:21,460
You, you, you...
734
00:40:21,490 --> 00:40:23,590
No. So, shut your stupid,
bearded face and listen.
735
00:40:23,620 --> 00:40:26,390
You heard about the asshole running
around in the game who looks like an NPC?
736
00:40:26,430 --> 00:40:29,200
Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy.
But we're gonna get rid of him.
737
00:40:29,230 --> 00:40:32,670
Don't get rid of him. People like him.
It's all over social media. No.
738
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:35,800
In fact, know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2.
739
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:39,340
Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some
upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?
740
00:40:39,370 --> 00:40:41,410
'Roid him out. Make him
a hitman or something.
741
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,580
Antwan, we're already way behind
porting over the skins from Free City 1.
742
00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:46,110
ANTWAN: Skins?
Don't even worry about that.
743
00:40:46,150 --> 00:40:47,950
They won't be usable
in Free City 2.
744
00:40:47,980 --> 00:40:49,720
KEYS: Antwan,
you told the fans...
745
00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:51,550
Free City 2 is backwards compatible.
It was in the commercial.
746
00:40:51,590 --> 00:40:53,920
You said there'd be the same
characters in the sequel.
747
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,330
Well, here's the thing.
When I said that, I was lying.
748
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,830
Listen, Antwan, the game
is already buggier than ever.
749
00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:01,430
I got a stack of user
complaints, like a mile high.
750
00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:03,060
Look, I know it sucks.
751
00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:07,400
But the IP recognition is rock hard.
Okay? So don't even worry about it.
752
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,710
I'm just saying,
we could make an original game.
753
00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:12,240
ANTWAN: What?
754
00:41:12,270 --> 00:41:14,510
Make an original? Why would I do
that when I could make a sequel?
755
00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:15,580
A sequel.
756
00:41:15,610 --> 00:41:16,980
So we can make it better?
757
00:41:17,010 --> 00:41:19,880
IPs and sequels,
that is the thing that people want.
758
00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:21,150
- Let me ask you a question.
- Okay.
759
00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:22,720
You love Kentucky
Fried Chicken, right?
760
00:41:22,750 --> 00:41:24,320
- MOUSER: Mmm-hmm.
- No.
761
00:41:24,350 --> 00:41:26,850
If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,
762
00:41:26,890 --> 00:41:28,890
and I know that you love
Kentucky Fried Chicken,
763
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,420
why would I make
another restaurant called,
764
00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:32,860
uh, I don't know,
"Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?
765
00:41:32,890 --> 00:41:34,760
- Okay? Makes no sense, homie.
- MOUSER: Mmm-hmm. No sense.
766
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:39,030
What am I gonna give you? A sequel.
Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two.
767
00:41:39,070 --> 00:41:41,470
MOUSER: Uh, yum.
Drop the deuce on him.
768
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,770
Come on. Come here. Come here.
769
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,240
I don't want you to stress
770
00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:47,310
that glorious shampoo commercial
head of yours about it.
771
00:41:47,340 --> 00:41:50,780
Free City 2 is gonna
be jumunjious.
772
00:41:50,810 --> 00:41:52,810
That's not a word.
773
00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:56,250
You sure you don't wanna
bump up to programming?
774
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,120
I know you got
the brains for it.
775
00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:01,560
No thanks. I'm good
right where I am.
776
00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:08,000
Love it. Fear of flying.
Can't say I can relate.
777
00:42:08,030 --> 00:42:10,500
But all good with me if I
don't have to pay you more.
778
00:42:10,530 --> 00:42:12,170
Antwan out.
779
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:14,270
(SIGHS)
780
00:42:20,410 --> 00:42:22,110
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
781
00:42:22,780 --> 00:42:24,350
Who is this guy?
782
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:33,650
MOLOTOVGIRL: Wow!
783
00:42:33,690 --> 00:42:35,320
GUY: I took your advice.
784
00:42:37,260 --> 00:42:38,430
I leveled up.
785
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,830
Impressive.
786
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:44,370
Why are you
doing all of this?
787
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:48,540
You know, I guess
I felt... trapped.
788
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,310
You know, in my life.
789
00:42:51,340 --> 00:42:53,370
I just felt so...
790
00:42:53,740 --> 00:42:55,210
Stuck.
791
00:42:56,610 --> 00:42:59,980
Yeah. And then I saw you.
792
00:43:01,350 --> 00:43:03,180
Then I saw you.
793
00:43:03,950 --> 00:43:05,250
Who are you?
794
00:43:05,850 --> 00:43:07,090
I'm Guy.
795
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,390
No, who are you really?
796
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:10,260
Still Guy.
797
00:43:10,290 --> 00:43:15,100
All of this,
leveling up so fast.
798
00:43:15,130 --> 00:43:17,700
Giving this whole
world the finger.
799
00:43:17,730 --> 00:43:19,030
How are you pulling this off?
800
00:43:19,070 --> 00:43:22,070
I've never given anyone
any of my fingers.
801
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,940
(CLICKS TONGUE,
WHISPERS) You work at Soonami, don't you?
802
00:43:23,970 --> 00:43:25,770
- No.
- You've got an inside track.
803
00:43:25,810 --> 00:43:27,510
- I work at the bank.
- Right. The bank.
804
00:43:27,540 --> 00:43:31,880
So, you're just this incredible hacker
who happens to work at the bank.
805
00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:33,480
Yes, I work at the bank.
806
00:43:33,510 --> 00:43:35,650
Where did you get that skin?
807
00:43:36,820 --> 00:43:38,550
It's always
sort of been there.
808
00:43:38,590 --> 00:43:40,990
Why do people keep
asking me that question?
809
00:43:41,020 --> 00:43:43,020
I don't know, why do they?
810
00:43:46,060 --> 00:43:49,200
No, no.
Not doing that. I...
811
00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:51,670
What's happening right now?
812
00:43:51,700 --> 00:43:53,630
I don't know,
but I don't buy it.
813
00:43:53,670 --> 00:43:55,000
No.
814
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,970
- Okay, fine. I'll forget it.
- Fine. Good.
815
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,440
- I'll let it go.
- Yes.
816
00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:00,110
Great.
817
00:44:00,140 --> 00:44:01,710
We all have
our secrets, I guess.
818
00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:03,410
Yes, we do.
819
00:44:06,150 --> 00:44:07,150
Hey.
820
00:44:08,620 --> 00:44:10,550
Do you like ice cream?
821
00:44:10,580 --> 00:44:13,820
MOLOTOVGIRL: I can't believe
I've never been here.
822
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:15,760
Well, it's sort of a secret.
823
00:44:15,790 --> 00:44:19,560
That's why me and my buddy, Buddy,
always come here. It's quiet and safe.
824
00:44:19,590 --> 00:44:21,300
Yeah, it makes sense.
825
00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:25,070
No missions here.
826
00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:28,400
Oh, you gotta try this.
You're gonna think I'm crazy.
827
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,040
This is my favorite flavor
in the whole world.
828
00:44:30,070 --> 00:44:31,210
We'll take two
of the usual, please.
829
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,540
ICE CREAM VENDOR: You got it, Guy.
830
00:44:32,570 --> 00:44:34,640
It's bubble gum flavor.
831
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,480
You think I'm
crazy, don't you?
832
00:44:36,510 --> 00:44:37,580
Guy...
833
00:44:37,610 --> 00:44:40,750
Get out of my brain hole!
I love bubble gum ice cream.
834
00:44:40,780 --> 00:44:42,750
No, you don't.
Are you making fun of me right now?
835
00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:45,250
No! Nobody likes
bubble gum ice cream.
836
00:44:45,290 --> 00:44:46,350
No, I do.
837
00:44:46,390 --> 00:44:47,790
I had a relationship end
over bubble gum ice cream.
838
00:44:47,820 --> 00:44:49,060
- No way. Here.
- Yeah.
839
00:44:49,090 --> 00:44:50,720
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
840
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,030
Mmm.
841
00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:53,430
How good is that?
842
00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:54,590
You can taste it?
843
00:44:54,630 --> 00:44:58,300
Taste it? It's like my tongue
had a baby with a sunrise.
844
00:44:58,330 --> 00:44:59,630
- MOLOTOVGIRL: Mmm-hmm?
- Mmm.
845
00:45:00,940 --> 00:45:02,770
Coffee used to be
my favorite food,
846
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,370
but compared to this,
it tastes like liquid suffering.
847
00:45:05,410 --> 00:45:07,480
- (LAUGHS)
- What?
848
00:45:07,510 --> 00:45:08,540
(LAUGHING)
849
00:45:10,210 --> 00:45:13,110
Nothing. You're funny.
850
00:45:14,350 --> 00:45:15,780
- I am?
- Yeah.
851
00:45:15,820 --> 00:45:18,250
Weird funny. (CHUCKLES)
852
00:45:18,290 --> 00:45:20,890
But that's kind of my speed.
853
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,060
Weird funny, that's
totally my speed, too.
854
00:45:23,090 --> 00:45:25,090
- Great.
- Yeah. I know a joke.
855
00:45:25,130 --> 00:45:26,730
A weird funny joke.
You wanna hear it?
856
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,500
- Please.
- Okay.
857
00:45:28,530 --> 00:45:33,230
A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair
are trying to murder a very small child...
858
00:45:33,270 --> 00:45:35,800
- The cripple says to the homosexual...
- Whoa. Stop, stop.
859
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,010
Stop! Where did you hear that?
860
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,540
A robbery. The gunman
told it to the driver
861
00:45:40,570 --> 00:45:43,910
who thought it was hilarious,
so I memorized it and told everyone.
862
00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:45,710
Word of advice?
863
00:45:45,750 --> 00:45:49,020
Don't crib your jokes
from the trolls of Free City.
864
00:45:49,050 --> 00:45:50,150
Trolls?
865
00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:51,650
Is that a swing set?
866
00:46:16,910 --> 00:46:18,310
Holy...
867
00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:28,560
MOLOTOVGIRL: Okay,
this is too weird.
868
00:46:28,590 --> 00:46:31,660
Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice
cream, and now swings?
869
00:46:31,690 --> 00:46:34,130
- This is too weird.
- I thought the same thing, too.
870
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,560
I thought the same thing.
871
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,730
When I was younger,
I was obsessed with swings.
872
00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:42,140
Growing up in
my family, it was...
873
00:46:42,170 --> 00:46:44,910
(SIGHS) You don't
wanna hear this. No.
874
00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:47,070
Oh, I wanna hear everything.
875
00:46:47,110 --> 00:46:48,740
(HESITATES) Oh.
876
00:46:48,780 --> 00:46:52,110
Growing up in my family,
it wasn't good enough to be great.
877
00:46:52,150 --> 00:46:55,980
You had to win,
and that pressure, you know,
878
00:46:56,020 --> 00:46:58,520
it was just constant.
879
00:46:58,550 --> 00:47:02,090
But when I was in the backyard
on that little swing...
880
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,360
You know that moment,
881
00:47:03,390 --> 00:47:07,330
that split second between
rising and falling,
882
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,560
when you're totally weightless,
it feels like you're free.
883
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,630
In love.
884
00:47:10,660 --> 00:47:12,830
Free. What you said. Yeah.
885
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,810
I really wanna kiss you.
Is that weird?
886
00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:20,510
You want to kiss me?
887
00:47:22,010 --> 00:47:24,210
I wanna kiss you so badly.
888
00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:25,710
You want to kiss me badly?
889
00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:27,150
- No!
- No?
890
00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:29,080
No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna kiss you well.
891
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:30,650
I mean, I'm an idiot,
892
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,350
so I say things
like an idiot sometimes.
893
00:47:32,390 --> 00:47:33,920
No, you're not. You're not.
894
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,390
I mean, um,
895
00:47:36,290 --> 00:47:38,860
uh, if you know
how to, go for it.
896
00:47:38,890 --> 00:47:40,230
I know how.
897
00:47:41,430 --> 00:47:42,430
Okay.
898
00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:46,170
Here it goes.
899
00:47:53,110 --> 00:47:54,480
(SILENCE DESCENDS)
900
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,780
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
901
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:12,660
That was so much
better than ice cream.
902
00:48:12,690 --> 00:48:14,030
- (CHUCKLING)
- Whoa!
903
00:48:14,060 --> 00:48:15,700
I think someone's
at the door.
904
00:48:15,730 --> 00:48:16,830
I'll say.
905
00:48:16,870 --> 00:48:18,600
Well, this was great.
906
00:48:18,630 --> 00:48:21,870
- Yeah, it was.
- Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah?
907
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:23,840
Yes. Definitely.
908
00:48:23,870 --> 00:48:25,470
Maybe in the real world.
909
00:48:25,510 --> 00:48:26,910
What?
910
00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:28,340
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
911
00:48:28,380 --> 00:48:29,880
- Okay. Bye.
- Okay.
912
00:48:31,180 --> 00:48:33,110
Bye, Molotov.
913
00:48:33,150 --> 00:48:37,220
Hey... my real name is Millie.
914
00:48:38,220 --> 00:48:42,220
My real name
continues to be Guy.
915
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,900
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
916
00:48:48,930 --> 00:48:51,800
KEYS: Millie, open up! Millie, it's
me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on!
917
00:48:51,830 --> 00:48:54,900
(CONTINUES KNOCKING)
Millie! It's me, open up!
918
00:48:54,940 --> 00:48:57,300
- What?
- You were right.
919
00:48:57,340 --> 00:48:59,340
- You were right.
- Oh, come on in.
920
00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:02,010
You were right.
Our code, it is in Free City
921
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,710
and, Millie, it works.
922
00:49:04,750 --> 00:49:06,450
Yeah, I know.
But we don't have proof.
923
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,520
KEYS: Just forget about
that for one second.
924
00:49:08,550 --> 00:49:10,790
I'm saying that
our game, Life Itself,
925
00:49:10,820 --> 00:49:13,960
where characters would grow
and change and feel real...
926
00:49:13,990 --> 00:49:15,160
- Yeah?
- ...worked.
927
00:49:15,190 --> 00:49:16,930
- Keys.
- The AI worked.
928
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:20,390
It's the reason why Free City is so
realistic and people love it so much.
929
00:49:20,430 --> 00:49:22,430
And of course it doesn't
look the same.
930
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:25,400
There's no waterfalls,
there's no butterflies and unicorns,
931
00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:28,170
all the characters have different skins.
Of course they do.
932
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:33,040
But the underlying code in the
game is the same. Our code.
933
00:49:33,070 --> 00:49:34,710
And Guy, I mean,
he has evolved way further
934
00:49:34,740 --> 00:49:36,140
than we thought
was even possible.
935
00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:38,450
Wait, are you talking about
the hacker in the NPC skin?
936
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:42,120
Millie, I'm talking about the
fact that Blue Shirt Guy...
937
00:49:42,150 --> 00:49:43,250
MILLIE: Yeah?
938
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,120
...is not a player.
939
00:49:45,150 --> 00:49:48,120
He is an algorithm
who thinks he's alive.
940
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,360
I mean, hell,
technically, he is alive.
941
00:49:50,390 --> 00:49:54,660
He is the first real
artificial intelligence.
942
00:49:56,030 --> 00:49:57,930
- (EXCLAIMS) No! No.
- KEYS: I know.
943
00:49:57,970 --> 00:49:59,370
- No, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah.
944
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,000
- Guy? My Guy?
- KEYS: Guy.
945
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,270
- One who has been...
- Your Guy?
946
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:03,700
- Holy...
- KEYS: This is a good thing.
947
00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:05,110
No, it's really bad.
948
00:50:05,140 --> 00:50:08,710
Millie, his code, it's thousands
of times the size it should be.
949
00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:10,880
We did it, Mills.
950
00:50:10,910 --> 00:50:14,950
We did it. Everything that we wanted
to create, it actually happened.
951
00:50:14,980 --> 00:50:18,820
Okay? Did you know that the
NPCs have private lives?
952
00:50:18,850 --> 00:50:21,060
One of the baristas learned how to make
a cappuccino through trial and error.
953
00:50:21,090 --> 00:50:23,420
I mean, that's really difficult.
I can't even do that.
954
00:50:23,460 --> 00:50:25,690
I can't even froth my own
oat milk in the morning.
955
00:50:25,730 --> 00:50:28,230
And the Bombshell
character in the game
956
00:50:28,260 --> 00:50:31,130
wrote a memoir that's
a searing indictment
957
00:50:31,170 --> 00:50:32,830
of gender roles,
the patriarchy...
958
00:50:32,870 --> 00:50:35,000
It's a little preachy in parts,
but overall, it's pretty good.
959
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,370
Millie, we have
to celebrate!
960
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:37,870
- No, this can't be happening.
- What are you talking about?
961
00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:40,710
- This is what we've been working for!
- No, I let him kiss me!
962
00:50:42,110 --> 00:50:43,680
So, yeah.
963
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:46,780
(CHUCKLES)
964
00:50:46,820 --> 00:50:48,720
I'm sorry, wait,
you let who kiss you?
965
00:50:48,750 --> 00:50:49,780
MILLIE: Guy.
966
00:50:50,890 --> 00:50:52,090
Guy?
967
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:56,620
The first time I kiss a
non-toxic guy in like forever
968
00:50:56,660 --> 00:50:59,460
and of course
he's not even real!
969
00:50:59,490 --> 00:51:00,960
Uh, there's not
a button for that.
970
00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:03,330
Oh, he found the button.
971
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:04,770
- Okay.
- MILLIE: Yeah.
972
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,330
- I am... I'm so confused.
- Why is it so hot?
973
00:51:07,370 --> 00:51:09,210
KEYS: And surprisingly
curious.
974
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:12,840
(CHUCKLES) You let
an artificially intelligent
975
00:51:12,870 --> 00:51:14,510
- video game character kiss you?
- Oh, okay,
976
00:51:14,540 --> 00:51:15,580
can you just stop
saying it like that?
977
00:51:15,610 --> 00:51:16,680
And then you
thought that would be...
978
00:51:16,710 --> 00:51:18,480
Because you have
got to meet him, Keys.
979
00:51:18,510 --> 00:51:21,580
He's funny, and he's sweet,
and he's so handsome.
980
00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:23,920
Oh, my God,
now I'm saying it out loud.
981
00:51:23,950 --> 00:51:28,090
Also, Millie, food for
thought, he's like four.
982
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:29,220
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
983
00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:30,890
- Really? You're gonna do that?
- Really.
984
00:51:30,930 --> 00:51:32,830
Wow, you just made
that really creepy.
985
00:51:32,860 --> 00:51:34,300
(BOTH LAUGHING)
986
00:51:34,330 --> 00:51:36,430
Millie, put all that aside. Weird or
not, when people find out about this,
987
00:51:36,460 --> 00:51:39,230
you could win a Nobel Prize.
Oh, God.
988
00:51:39,270 --> 00:51:40,300
What?
989
00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:42,240
Oh, my God,
if they see this...
990
00:51:42,270 --> 00:51:43,500
- MILLIE: What? What is it?
- Oh!
991
00:51:43,540 --> 00:51:45,510
KEYS: Antwan. What else?
992
00:51:45,540 --> 00:51:47,980
He's lying.
He lied about using our code,
993
00:51:48,010 --> 00:51:50,380
he's been lying about the game
being backwards compatible.
994
00:51:50,410 --> 00:51:51,910
I think he's lying
about Free City 1.
995
00:51:51,950 --> 00:51:53,210
What are you talking about?
996
00:51:53,250 --> 00:51:56,820
KEYS: Look. You see? There's not
one mission, not one location...
997
00:51:56,850 --> 00:51:59,250
I mean, there's not even a single
character from Free City 1 on here.
998
00:51:59,290 --> 00:52:00,720
Free City 2
is not an update...
999
00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:02,290
- It's a replacement.
- Exactly.
1000
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,960
So when Free City 2
launches on Monday...
1001
00:52:03,990 --> 00:52:07,490
Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our
code, everything will be deleted.
1002
00:52:07,530 --> 00:52:09,230
He can't do that.
1003
00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:12,400
I mean, this is artificial life we're
dealing with. I mean, that's insane.
1004
00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:17,040
We're screwed.
1005
00:52:17,810 --> 00:52:19,610
Maybe not.
1006
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,880
If we can find our
original build in the game,
1007
00:52:21,910 --> 00:52:24,750
it'll prove that Antwan used our
code without properly licensing it.
1008
00:52:24,780 --> 00:52:27,220
And we just have to find it
before Free City 2 launches.
1009
00:52:27,250 --> 00:52:28,550
We have 48 hours.
1010
00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:30,220
I've looked, Keys.
You know I have.
1011
00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:31,490
I know you have.
1012
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:34,090
But now that we both know
about Blue Shirt Guy,
1013
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:35,620
maybe he can help?
1014
00:52:35,660 --> 00:52:37,990
That would mean
I'd have to tell him.
1015
00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:41,100
Millie, he's not gonna exist
once the sequel launches.
1016
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,370
His whole world's
about to end.
1017
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,700
Don't you think
he'd want a chance to save it?
1018
00:52:48,740 --> 00:52:51,010
- ICE CREAM VENDOR: Here you go.
- Thank you.
1019
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,140
- You got it.
- MILLIE: Guy?
1020
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:54,470
Hey! Hi!
1021
00:52:54,510 --> 00:52:56,040
Guy, we need to talk.
1022
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,850
What's going on with your voice?
Where's your Australian accent?
1023
00:52:58,880 --> 00:52:59,910
British.
1024
00:52:59,950 --> 00:53:02,520
I think I know an Australian
accent when I see one.
1025
00:53:02,550 --> 00:53:04,120
I turned off
the accent filter.
1026
00:53:05,490 --> 00:53:06,750
This is me.
1027
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,190
Good.
1028
00:53:08,220 --> 00:53:10,390
Look, I have to tell you
something really important.
1029
00:53:10,430 --> 00:53:11,730
- Are you married?
- (GASPS)
1030
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:12,590
No.
1031
00:53:12,630 --> 00:53:15,960
- Oh, God.
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
1032
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,070
That would have been like
the worst thing ever.
1033
00:53:18,100 --> 00:53:20,000
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Maybe not the worst thing.
1034
00:53:20,340 --> 00:53:21,500
Huh.
1035
00:53:21,540 --> 00:53:23,240
I have to show you something.
1036
00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:25,610
Okay.
1037
00:53:26,670 --> 00:53:28,740
(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)
1038
00:53:30,950 --> 00:53:31,850
Wow!
1039
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,950
I always wondered
what was in here.
1040
00:53:33,980 --> 00:53:36,380
ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKERS)
Tune in to the Kill Cam
1041
00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:37,890
for more of today's highlights
1042
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:42,090
of every bloody, bullet-ridden
corner of Free City.
1043
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,720
PHYLLIS: (ON TV) Has anyone
seen my cat?
1044
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:48,500
GUY: Hey, that's Phyllis.
She's always losing her cats.
1045
00:53:48,530 --> 00:53:52,300
And there's Joe! He's
my friend, I know that guy.
1046
00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:54,340
I don't get it.
What is this place?
1047
00:53:54,370 --> 00:53:58,970
There is no easy way to say
this, but this city is a game.
1048
00:53:59,010 --> 00:54:01,510
There's no easy way to say
this, I know it's a game.
1049
00:54:01,540 --> 00:54:03,440
You taught me how to play it.
(PLAYFULLY) Boop-boop.
1050
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:04,880
MILLIE: Yes,
you're right, I did.
1051
00:54:04,910 --> 00:54:08,750
But it's not just that it's like a game.
It is a game.
1052
00:54:08,780 --> 00:54:12,220
It's a video game.
And that's all it is.
1053
00:54:12,250 --> 00:54:15,220
So the entire world is a game?
1054
00:54:15,260 --> 00:54:16,360
Yes.
1055
00:54:16,390 --> 00:54:18,360
And we're all just
players in the game?
1056
00:54:18,390 --> 00:54:20,660
Not exactly.
1057
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,100
I'm a player.
1058
00:54:23,130 --> 00:54:26,770
All these people here are players.
We live in the real world.
1059
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,540
But you only exist here.
1060
00:54:28,570 --> 00:54:31,340
It's why you can
never leave Free City.
1061
00:54:31,370 --> 00:54:33,270
You're what we call an NPC.
1062
00:54:33,310 --> 00:54:34,540
NPC.
1063
00:54:34,570 --> 00:54:37,610
The policeman
and the muscular bunny rabbit,
1064
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:38,910
they called me that.
What is an NPC?
1065
00:54:38,950 --> 00:54:40,380
- ANNOUNCER: Let's take...
- Just watch.
1066
00:54:40,420 --> 00:54:41,880
...another look
at that leaderboard.
1067
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:43,180
ROBBER: (ON TV) Everybody
get down on the ground!
1068
00:54:43,220 --> 00:54:44,680
BANK MANAGER: (ON TV)
Nobody try to be a hero.
1069
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:46,220
This will all be over soon.
1070
00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:47,490
I don't understand.
1071
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,890
MILLIE: You're a
non-player character.
1072
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,330
- GUY: Non...
- MILLIE: A background person.
1073
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,800
Someone designed to make the
game more fun for real people.
1074
00:54:55,830 --> 00:54:58,030
Wait, hold on a second.
Just stop for a second.
1075
00:54:58,070 --> 00:54:59,400
I wanna make sure
I'm getting this straight.
1076
00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:01,570
I just wanna fully
understand here.
1077
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,140
So, I'm fake?
1078
00:55:04,170 --> 00:55:07,610
The entire world is fake?
I'm not even a main character,
1079
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:11,810
I'm just this idiot
who's in the background?
1080
00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:15,220
Millie, why are you even saying this?
I love you.
1081
00:55:15,250 --> 00:55:18,590
You only think that because
it's in your programming.
1082
00:55:24,790 --> 00:55:26,890
MILLIE: Guy, I need
you to listen to me.
1083
00:55:26,930 --> 00:55:29,760
In two days,
the game is gonna shut down. For good.
1084
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,500
When this sequel launches,
this whole city,
1085
00:55:32,530 --> 00:55:34,900
you, all the people in it
who aren't players,
1086
00:55:34,940 --> 00:55:36,400
they'll be gone forever.
You need to listen.
1087
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:39,510
My whole life, I felt like
there had to be something more.
1088
00:55:39,540 --> 00:55:41,740
And then I saw you.
1089
00:55:41,780 --> 00:55:44,910
And I knew I was right.
I was right!
1090
00:55:45,850 --> 00:55:48,350
And for a second,
I felt amazing.
1091
00:55:48,380 --> 00:55:50,280
- I know.
- Except you don't know.
1092
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:53,220
Because we're not the same.
1093
00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:54,820
Isn't that what you said?
You said that.
1094
00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:57,130
We're not the same.
1095
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:58,690
You're real.
1096
00:55:59,430 --> 00:56:01,130
And I'm what? I'm what?
1097
00:56:05,030 --> 00:56:06,170
You're not.
1098
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,310
You're not.
1099
00:56:11,340 --> 00:56:15,080
Well, I may not be real,
but for a second there...
1100
00:56:15,110 --> 00:56:16,980
I felt pretty alive.
1101
00:56:18,450 --> 00:56:20,010
(DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
1102
00:56:20,050 --> 00:56:21,420
(DISTANT FIRING)
1103
00:56:21,450 --> 00:56:22,750
(DISTANT EXPLOSION)
1104
00:56:24,150 --> 00:56:25,690
- (GRUNTS)
- (SNIFFS)
1105
00:56:28,390 --> 00:56:29,590
(GRUNTING)
1106
00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:31,690
(SIREN WAILING)
1107
00:56:32,660 --> 00:56:34,860
(DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC CONTINUES)
1108
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,400
(WAVES RUSHING)
1109
00:56:43,270 --> 00:56:44,910
(PANTING)
1110
00:56:55,950 --> 00:56:57,020
(GRUNTS)
1111
00:56:57,490 --> 00:56:59,350
(DISTORTED BUZZING)
1112
00:57:18,770 --> 00:57:22,010
(SHOUTING) It's all a lie!
1113
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,350
BUSINESSMAN: Have the quarterly
reports on my desk by Friday.
1114
00:57:29,380 --> 00:57:32,020
Quarterly reports.
My, what specific business lingo.
1115
00:57:32,050 --> 00:57:34,160
Wow. Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
1116
00:57:34,190 --> 00:57:35,390
- Until it crushes your soul.
- (DREAMER SHOUTS)
1117
00:57:35,420 --> 00:57:38,930
Has anyone seen my cat?
Has anyone seen my...
1118
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:40,960
Your cats?
No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.
1119
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,030
But here's a revolutionary idea...
close your goddamn door.
1120
00:57:45,070 --> 00:57:47,400
It's not like they're climbing
on top of one another,
1121
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,840
forming a little kitty tower,
and then jimmying the locks.
1122
00:57:50,870 --> 00:57:53,170
They don't have
thumbs, Phyllis.
1123
00:57:53,710 --> 00:57:55,310
No thumbs!
1124
00:57:55,340 --> 00:57:59,050
(LOUDLY) Don't you get it?
Don't any of you get it?
1125
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:03,620
None of this matters! None of it!
It's fake! We don't matter!
1126
00:58:03,650 --> 00:58:06,550
That building, that's fake!
This street...
1127
00:58:06,590 --> 00:58:08,120
(STOMPS)
It's fake!
1128
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:09,260
That car...
1129
00:58:09,290 --> 00:58:10,420
(CRASHES)
1130
00:58:10,460 --> 00:58:11,830
(BODY THUDS)
1131
00:58:15,630 --> 00:58:16,860
(PAINFULLY) Officer Johnny!
1132
00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:18,770
Have a good one, Guy.
1133
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,870
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING DISTANTLY)
1134
00:58:26,610 --> 00:58:28,180
BUDDY: Oh, hey, uh...
1135
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:30,910
Come in.
1136
00:58:36,380 --> 00:58:38,250
(CLOCK TICKING)
1137
00:58:40,820 --> 00:58:42,320
BUDDY: Here you go.
1138
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:43,360
Thank you.
1139
00:58:44,460 --> 00:58:45,630
Buddy,
1140
00:58:45,660 --> 00:58:51,100
what would you do if you found
out that you weren't real?
1141
00:58:52,470 --> 00:58:53,570
What do you mean?
1142
00:58:54,270 --> 00:58:55,370
Pretend with me.
1143
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:56,970
Okay, so...
(CHUCKLES)
1144
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,940
Can I pretend
I'm a ghost?
1145
00:59:00,340 --> 00:59:01,480
Sure.
1146
00:59:01,510 --> 00:59:04,810
Oh. Do I look like how I look like now?
Or whenever I die?
1147
00:59:04,850 --> 00:59:06,010
Like, do I have
a funeral outfit on?
1148
00:59:06,050 --> 00:59:07,750
- This is kind of funeral...
- Doesn't matter.
1149
00:59:07,780 --> 00:59:09,150
(RAMBLING) ...but even though it's a
work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.
1150
00:59:09,180 --> 00:59:11,190
Let's move on
from the concept, okay?
1151
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,720
Got it. (LAUGHS)
1152
00:59:13,750 --> 00:59:16,860
I'm not a ghost.
I'm very disappointed,
1153
00:59:16,890 --> 00:59:18,530
- but I get it.
- Yeah.
1154
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:23,130
I'm me, who I am right now,
and I'm just trying to help a friend.
1155
00:59:24,070 --> 00:59:27,800
I say, okay, so
what if I'm not real?
1156
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,840
I'm sorry. "So what?"
1157
00:59:29,870 --> 00:59:30,910
Yeah. So what?
1158
00:59:30,940 --> 00:59:32,870
(SCOFFING) But if
you're not real,
1159
00:59:32,910 --> 00:59:35,480
doesn't that mean
that nothing you do matters?
1160
00:59:35,510 --> 00:59:38,510
What does that mean?
Look, brother, I am sitting here
1161
00:59:38,550 --> 00:59:42,450
with my best friend, trying to
help him get through a tough time.
1162
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:47,220
Right? And even if I'm not
real, this moment is.
1163
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:53,530
Right here, right now.
This moment is real.
1164
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:57,500
I mean, what's more real than a person
tryin' to help someone they love?
1165
00:59:57,530 --> 01:00:02,500
Now, if that's not real,
I don't know what is.
1166
01:00:05,110 --> 01:00:07,640
Do you know the
other security guards?
1167
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:09,210
I know 'em all. Why?
1168
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,610
Hey, Buddy...
1169
01:00:11,650 --> 01:00:13,650
let's not have
a good day...
1170
01:00:14,850 --> 01:00:16,380
let's have a great day.
1171
01:00:17,790 --> 01:00:19,120
BUDDY: Guy, what are
we doin' here?
1172
01:00:19,150 --> 01:00:21,820
GUY: We're here to get a video
clip for my friend Millie.
1173
01:00:21,860 --> 01:00:23,560
Does this look intimidating?
1174
01:00:23,590 --> 01:00:25,990
I don't know, Guy.
How do you hold this thing?
1175
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,430
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1176
01:00:33,670 --> 01:00:35,870
GUY: You have
something I want.
1177
01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:37,710
And you're gonna hand it over.
1178
01:00:37,740 --> 01:00:39,170
(SQUEAKING)
1179
01:00:39,910 --> 01:00:41,310
How'd you get in here?
1180
01:00:41,340 --> 01:00:43,540
BUDDY: Easy. I know
your security guard.
1181
01:00:44,250 --> 01:00:45,350
Jimmy?
1182
01:00:45,380 --> 01:00:46,410
His name is Luigi.
1183
01:00:46,450 --> 01:00:48,220
So if you took some time
to learn his name...
1184
01:00:48,250 --> 01:00:50,050
maybe he wouldn't
turn on you so quick.
1185
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,890
I need a video clip, and
you're gonna give it to me.
1186
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:55,690
Wait a minute, are you...
1187
01:00:56,660 --> 01:00:57,860
Are you Blue Shirt Guy?
1188
01:00:57,890 --> 01:00:59,390
Yeah, maybe.
1189
01:00:59,430 --> 01:01:02,100
(EXCLAIMS) Holy shit! You're Guy!
You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!
1190
01:01:02,130 --> 01:01:03,260
- Yeah.
- REVENJAMIN: I love you.
1191
01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:04,830
- You do? (LAUGHS)
- I mean...
1192
01:01:04,870 --> 01:01:06,230
I'm like a fan.
You're awesome.
1193
01:01:06,270 --> 01:01:07,600
You can have
anything you want.
1194
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,640
Wait, hold on one second.
1195
01:01:08,670 --> 01:01:10,810
Gamers, listen up, this is
Revenjamin Buttons here.
1196
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:12,170
I'm here with Guy.
1197
01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:14,680
The Guy, he's in my stash
house, and he's here to rob me.
1198
01:01:14,710 --> 01:01:15,810
(LAUGHS) Can I get a little...
1199
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:19,050
- "what-what" for my followers, Guy?
- What?
1200
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:20,780
Perfect. All right,
so what's happening is...
1201
01:01:20,820 --> 01:01:22,380
Guy's looking for a clip...
1202
01:01:22,420 --> 01:01:25,250
showing a walkthrough I did
to get to the secret level.
1203
01:01:26,990 --> 01:01:28,590
Who are you talking to?
1204
01:01:28,620 --> 01:01:29,930
(STIFLING LAUGHTER)
1205
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:31,360
I'm sorry.
1206
01:01:31,390 --> 01:01:34,700
Who am I talking to?
It's just such a classic Guy line.
1207
01:01:34,730 --> 01:01:35,760
Right? (LAUGHS)
1208
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,300
You're good.
Oh, anyway...
1209
01:01:38,330 --> 01:01:41,840
And you, you tried to steal it
from me with that Molotov chick.
1210
01:01:41,870 --> 01:01:43,000
(THROUGH SPEAKERS)
Her name's Millie.
1211
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,240
- KEITH: Yeah. Wait, who?
- GUY: Millie.
1212
01:01:45,270 --> 01:01:46,970
(WHISPERING) I think
it's going really well.
1213
01:01:47,010 --> 01:01:50,080
I know. This is literally the first
time I took my gun out the holster.
1214
01:01:50,110 --> 01:01:51,680
Totally. Right?
1215
01:01:51,710 --> 01:01:54,880
Guy, I tried to go back through,
but the glitch is patched.
1216
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,450
And I never found it again.
1217
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:58,150
So I'm the only one that ever
saw what was on the other side.
1218
01:01:58,190 --> 01:01:59,690
But it's all here,
check it out.
1219
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:02,420
It's pretty cool actually.
It's like a whole other world.
1220
01:02:02,460 --> 01:02:04,730
- This is it? This is the game clip?
- Yeah, that's it.
1221
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:08,230
(GASPS) Can you do one,
single, just one solid for me?
1222
01:02:08,260 --> 01:02:09,730
- One thing, I'll stop asking, okay?
- Yeah.
1223
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:11,470
Just say my catchphrase.
1224
01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:13,170
My viewers will just banana cream sandwich
all over themselves if you say it.
1225
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:15,000
I love banana
cream sandwiches.
1226
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,100
REVENJAMIN: Maybe not this
banana cream sandwich.
1227
01:02:16,140 --> 01:02:17,640
Yeah, this one.
1228
01:02:17,670 --> 01:02:19,440
Okay, perfect. Okay, so just
say, "You know what time it is?"
1229
01:02:19,470 --> 01:02:21,880
- You know what time it is?
- You know what time it is?
1230
01:02:21,910 --> 01:02:23,010
You know what time it is?
1231
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:24,140
You know what time it is?
1232
01:02:24,180 --> 01:02:25,380
(IN DEEP VOICE) You know
what time it is?
1233
01:02:25,410 --> 01:02:26,880
REVENJAMIN: You know
what time it is?
1234
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:28,450
(THREATENINGLY) You know
what time it is?
1235
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,750
It's crime o'clock,
baby. Yeah.
1236
01:02:30,790 --> 01:02:31,890
It's crime o'cl...
1237
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:33,220
But, no, I can't
say that. That's...
1238
01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:35,320
Okay. It's all right.
I'll say it myself.
1239
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:37,320
- All right, you know what time it is?
- No.
1240
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,360
It's crime o'cl...
(SHOUTS) Mom!
1241
01:02:39,390 --> 01:02:40,930
Mom! Are you
serious with the...
1242
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:42,260
vacuum right now?
1243
01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:44,470
You really have to do that here?
I'm saying my...
1244
01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:46,030
catchphrase!
Everybody's watching!
1245
01:02:46,070 --> 01:02:47,270
- God!
- MOM: (SHOUTING) You're 22,
1246
01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:49,000
living in my house,
there is no God!
1247
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:50,140
Sorry, Guy.
1248
01:02:50,170 --> 01:02:53,310
Thank you, Mr. Buttons.
We're gonna go.
1249
01:02:53,340 --> 01:02:55,110
No, no, no! No,
you gotta kill me.
1250
01:02:55,140 --> 01:02:57,010
- I'm sorry, what?
- You gotta kill me. Please kill me.
1251
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,380
Give it to me, Daddy.
Give it to me! (EXCLAIMING)
1252
01:02:59,410 --> 01:03:01,650
No. Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.
1253
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,990
We're not gonna hurt anybody.
I'm a good guy.
1254
01:03:04,020 --> 01:03:05,520
What? What'd you say?
1255
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,390
That's deep.
1256
01:03:09,420 --> 01:03:10,390
No, it's not.
1257
01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:11,690
That's like I can
taste you, deep.
1258
01:03:11,730 --> 01:03:15,630
I want your help, Buddy.
I don't have the safeword.
1259
01:03:15,660 --> 01:03:16,730
I know what you want.
1260
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:17,870
I don't want that.
1261
01:03:17,900 --> 01:03:18,970
Yeah, you do.
1262
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,200
That's touching.
1263
01:03:20,230 --> 01:03:21,540
- They're touching.
- Yeah.
1264
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:23,340
I know what you want.
1265
01:03:23,370 --> 01:03:24,710
Yes, I do.
1266
01:03:24,740 --> 01:03:27,370
You want a little bit
of that Free City Itchy Kitty.
1267
01:03:27,410 --> 01:03:29,210
- No.
- Uh-huh. Yes, you do.
1268
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,180
GUY: The way you move,
it's almost dirty.
1269
01:03:31,210 --> 01:03:32,510
What about a little
Thanos Glove...
1270
01:03:32,550 --> 01:03:36,320
into a little bit
of Thanos Snap?
1271
01:03:36,350 --> 01:03:38,250
- Oh. That looked like it hurt.
- Yeah, a little bit.
1272
01:03:38,290 --> 01:03:39,520
A little Sunday Drive.
1273
01:03:39,550 --> 01:03:41,290
GUY: You have
a beautiful home.
1274
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:44,690
- Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man?
- GUY: Bye, Mr. Buttons.
1275
01:03:44,730 --> 01:03:47,330
Come on, give me one snake!
Just come on, man.
1276
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,430
(SHOUTING) Mom!
Do not touch that sock!
1277
01:03:49,460 --> 01:03:51,260
I swear to God,
if you touch that sock...
1278
01:03:51,300 --> 01:03:53,400
you will be in therapy
for the rest of your life!
1279
01:03:53,430 --> 01:03:56,810
No! That's my special sock!
Put it down!
1280
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:03,610
GUY: Millie, please.
1281
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,080
Please wake up from
your standing coma.
1282
01:04:06,110 --> 01:04:08,520
Look, I know this world
is just a game to you
1283
01:04:08,550 --> 01:04:10,650
and you can come
and go, but to me...
1284
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,290
this place, these people,
that's all I have.
1285
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:15,460
And if I can help you save it,
I wanna do that...
1286
01:04:15,490 --> 01:04:18,090
but you gotta wake up, please.
1287
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:19,930
Millie, I'm sorry
for running away.
1288
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,700
- Guy?
- (YELPS)
1289
01:04:22,700 --> 01:04:24,900
Oh, that's so scary!
It's just terrifying.
1290
01:04:24,930 --> 01:04:26,130
MILLIE: I know, I know.
1291
01:04:26,170 --> 01:04:27,840
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1292
01:04:27,870 --> 01:04:30,340
Look, you may have started out living
in the background, but so did I.
1293
01:04:30,370 --> 01:04:32,370
We're done with that.
1294
01:04:34,010 --> 01:04:35,210
I got you a present.
1295
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:37,650
I didn't have time to wrap it.
1296
01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:39,810
MILLIE: What?
1297
01:04:42,050 --> 01:04:43,380
(HELICOPTERS WHIRRING)
1298
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:46,190
(EXCLAIMING)
1299
01:04:46,650 --> 01:04:48,090
(GRUNTING)
1300
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:51,230
(THROUGH SPEAKERS) They say over a
billion NPCs are killed every year.
1301
01:04:51,260 --> 01:04:55,860
Now, I'm not gonna lie,
that's at least 50% my fault.
1302
01:04:55,900 --> 01:04:59,400
GAMER: I used to shoot
all the secondary characters
1303
01:04:59,430 --> 01:05:01,140
when I was bored, you know?
1304
01:05:01,170 --> 01:05:04,540
And then, I'd
teabag 'em a little bit.
1305
01:05:04,570 --> 01:05:07,440
Who the hell even knows
who this Blue Shirt Guy is?
1306
01:05:07,470 --> 01:05:09,480
But I'll tell you this,
he's got me thinkin'
1307
01:05:09,510 --> 01:05:11,210
about NPCs and
how I play the game.
1308
01:05:11,250 --> 01:05:15,520
The game wasn't even made for someone
like this, for a player to be a good guy.
1309
01:05:15,550 --> 01:05:17,690
He's also a really cute guy.
1310
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:19,720
And not just the face, you know,
like the whole thing. (GIGGLES)
1311
01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:21,760
And, honestly,
it's got me realizing...
1312
01:05:21,790 --> 01:05:24,490
maybe we've been thinking about
NPCs wrong this whole time.
1313
01:05:24,530 --> 01:05:26,530
I think Blue Shirt Guy's
like a symbol, you know?
1314
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:28,430
Like, maybe people
can be whatever they want.
1315
01:05:28,460 --> 01:05:30,870
He's like an icon.
Is that the right word?
1316
01:05:30,900 --> 01:05:33,100
Like, he reminds us
of what's possible.
1317
01:05:33,130 --> 01:05:34,500
Also, he's like crazy hot.
1318
01:05:34,540 --> 01:05:37,640
Oh, my God, totally.
I'd hit those pixels hard.
1319
01:05:37,670 --> 01:05:39,170
NINJA: We should all be
more like Blue Shirt Guy.
1320
01:05:39,210 --> 01:05:40,510
Maybe we just
stop the killing.
1321
01:05:40,540 --> 01:05:43,080
(GRUNTS, SHOUTS)
He's dead! You hear me?
1322
01:05:43,110 --> 01:05:44,680
The guy, put him up here.
1323
01:05:44,710 --> 01:05:47,210
Put him up here on the screen.
Put him on the screen.
1324
01:05:47,250 --> 01:05:50,990
Make me see him. There he is.
1325
01:05:51,020 --> 01:05:53,550
Yes. There he is,
the little do-gooder.
1326
01:05:53,590 --> 01:05:55,090
MOUSER: I thought
you liked Blue Shirt.
1327
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:56,860
Don't say words to me!
1328
01:05:56,890 --> 01:06:00,130
People are so busy watching this
loser on Twitch and YouTube.
1329
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:01,260
You know what
they're not doing, guys?
1330
01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:02,630
Buying Free City 2.
1331
01:06:02,660 --> 01:06:04,870
- Pre-sales are down 16%.
- 60.
1332
01:06:04,900 --> 01:06:06,630
60. That's bad.
1333
01:06:06,670 --> 01:06:09,370
Oh, we are 48 hours
from launch.
1334
01:06:10,070 --> 01:06:11,710
Yeah, he's gone viral.
1335
01:06:11,740 --> 01:06:14,940
Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass
and ball cancer at the same time!
1336
01:06:15,780 --> 01:06:18,280
Inoperable!
1337
01:06:18,310 --> 01:06:19,650
(SIGHS) You know,
this whole good guy routine...
1338
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:22,620
it is a bad influence,
and is bad for the franchise.
1339
01:06:22,650 --> 01:06:25,220
I want him gone.
I don't care who it is, boot him.
1340
01:06:25,250 --> 01:06:26,450
You can't.
1341
01:06:27,090 --> 01:06:28,190
Oh, I'm sorry, what?
1342
01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:29,590
You can't.
1343
01:06:29,620 --> 01:06:30,690
Why not?
1344
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,430
Because he's not a hacker, Antwan.
He's an NPC.
1345
01:06:33,460 --> 01:06:35,300
You're tryin' to tell me
that all this shit
1346
01:06:35,330 --> 01:06:37,460
about a self-aware
NPC is real?
1347
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:40,770
Yeah. I don't know how or
why, but he's real.
1348
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:41,670
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
1349
01:06:41,700 --> 01:06:43,840
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
1350
01:06:43,870 --> 01:06:46,270
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
1351
01:06:46,310 --> 01:06:48,380
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
1352
01:06:48,410 --> 01:06:50,710
What to do? What to do?
Got it.
1353
01:06:51,150 --> 01:06:52,280
(GRUNTS)
1354
01:06:52,310 --> 01:06:53,780
And kip-up!
1355
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,280
(GRUNTS, CLAPS)
1356
01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:58,750
So we can't kick him
out of the game.
1357
01:06:58,790 --> 01:07:01,920
How do we reset his AI?
Ideas, people. Come on.
1358
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:03,590
Hit me. Ideas.
1359
01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:05,260
MOUSER: You could
just reboot the server.
1360
01:07:05,330 --> 01:07:06,330
(CLAPS) Keep talking.
1361
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:07,860
If we reboot the server...
1362
01:07:07,900 --> 01:07:11,130
then he's just gonna revert back
to a regular non-player guy.
1363
01:07:11,170 --> 01:07:13,300
- Solution.
- Antwan.
1364
01:07:13,330 --> 01:07:14,770
Antwan, you're talking
about terminating...
1365
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:16,570
the first confirmed
artificially intelligent
1366
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:17,740
life-form right now, okay?
1367
01:07:17,770 --> 01:07:19,540
Honey, honey.
Shush. (SHUSHES)
1368
01:07:20,310 --> 01:07:21,740
He's losing me money.
1369
01:07:21,780 --> 01:07:25,250
So, I don't care if he's
Arnold-Frickin'- Schwarzen-Vader.
1370
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:26,780
Terminate him. Reboot.
1371
01:07:26,820 --> 01:07:28,780
- MOUSER: On it.
- You can't do that.
1372
01:07:28,820 --> 01:07:29,820
Reboot!
1373
01:07:30,950 --> 01:07:32,390
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1374
01:07:39,390 --> 01:07:42,530
ANNOUNCER: (THROUGH SPEAKERS) Order
up and drown your bloodlust...
1375
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:45,230
with a tall glass
of murder juice.
1376
01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:47,330
Here's this week's highlights.
1377
01:07:47,370 --> 01:07:49,640
He's very expressive
with his body.
1378
01:07:49,670 --> 01:07:50,600
Clearly.
1379
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:51,840
REVENJAMIN: (THROUGH SPEAKERS)
What is that?
1380
01:07:51,870 --> 01:07:53,370
It's a whole new
world over there.
1381
01:07:53,410 --> 01:07:54,980
Some kinda paradise and shit.
1382
01:07:55,010 --> 01:07:56,410
Oh, my God, that's it.
1383
01:07:56,440 --> 01:08:00,880
It's our original build and that build
is proof our code is in the game.
1384
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:03,220
You have no idea
how long I've waited for this.
1385
01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:04,820
I've seen this place.
1386
01:08:04,850 --> 01:08:06,150
What?
1387
01:08:06,190 --> 01:08:07,620
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
1388
01:08:11,860 --> 01:08:13,160
Yeah.
1389
01:08:13,190 --> 01:08:15,060
What do you mean? How could you
have possibly seen it? (DISTORTS)
1390
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:21,500
Millie? Millie?
1391
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:25,740
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1392
01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:48,560
(OMINOUS MUSIC RISING)
1393
01:08:55,440 --> 01:08:57,070
(DISTORTING, GLITCHING)
1394
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:08,750
We're dark.
Free City is offline.
1395
01:09:11,850 --> 01:09:12,920
(SIGHS)
1396
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:16,290
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1397
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:18,390
- GAMER: What is happening?
- (ALL EXCLAIMING)
1398
01:09:18,430 --> 01:09:19,630
(EXCLAIMS IN GERMAN)
1399
01:09:23,230 --> 01:09:24,770
ANTWAN: Bye-bye, Blue Shirt.
1400
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:27,140
No, no, no.
1401
01:09:29,770 --> 01:09:30,910
(SIGHS)
1402
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:37,610
(REBOOT MUSIC PLAYING)
1403
01:09:45,750 --> 01:09:47,160
(WHISPERS) It's okay. Come on.
1404
01:09:48,660 --> 01:09:50,160
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
1405
01:09:52,890 --> 01:09:54,700
Come on.
1406
01:09:54,730 --> 01:09:57,230
Come on, come on, come on.
1407
01:09:57,270 --> 01:09:58,600
(ALARM BEEPING)
1408
01:09:59,070 --> 01:10:00,070
(SIGHS)
1409
01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:04,240
Good morning, Goldie.
1410
01:10:04,270 --> 01:10:05,670
(LAUGHS)
1411
01:10:08,710 --> 01:10:11,410
NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV)
Front of warm, dry gunfire...
1412
01:10:11,450 --> 01:10:13,350
mixed with late
afternoon stabbings...
1413
01:10:13,380 --> 01:10:15,220
could leave you in the streets
wet with the blood of innocents...
1414
01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:17,120
- by early Tuesday night.
- (EXPLOSION)
1415
01:10:17,150 --> 01:10:20,120
What really is the difference between
a light roast and a dark roast?
1416
01:10:20,150 --> 01:10:21,690
- Nobody knows.
- (FLASHES)
1417
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:23,490
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
1418
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:24,730
Guy, can we talk?
1419
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:26,060
How does the sunglass girl
know your name?
1420
01:10:26,090 --> 01:10:26,930
I don't know. Keep walking.
1421
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:28,530
MILLIE: Come on, Guy!
You know me.
1422
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:30,560
You know this.
1423
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:32,470
You said this clip showed
a place you'd seen before.
1424
01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:34,200
I need to know where.
1425
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:36,070
The data's been erased,
but it's in your head.
1426
01:10:36,100 --> 01:10:39,710
Please try to remember.
This is really important.
1427
01:10:39,740 --> 01:10:43,210
Please, Guy, think.
The ice cream, the swings?
1428
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:44,710
Oh, my Guy loves swings.
1429
01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:46,710
At Free City Harbor Park,
there's a great swing set there.
1430
01:10:46,750 --> 01:10:48,050
- Have you been?
- MILLIE: Yes.
1431
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:49,450
We had bubble gum ice cream.
1432
01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:52,350
OMG, I love
bubble gum ice cream!
1433
01:10:52,390 --> 01:10:53,820
He loves the
bubble gum ice cream.
1434
01:10:53,860 --> 01:10:56,020
Yes, I know. We had it
together, remember?
1435
01:10:57,230 --> 01:10:59,690
Please, Guy,
you're all I've got.
1436
01:11:03,660 --> 01:11:07,400
I'm sorry, lady. I think
you have the wrong guy.
1437
01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:10,040
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
1438
01:11:10,070 --> 01:11:11,640
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1439
01:11:22,050 --> 01:11:23,580
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1440
01:11:24,020 --> 01:11:25,050
Hello?
1441
01:11:25,090 --> 01:11:26,790
KEYS: (ON PHONE)
I might've found something.
1442
01:11:26,820 --> 01:11:29,560
I've been going through Guy's code
and there is something there...
1443
01:11:29,590 --> 01:11:31,660
even now, after the wipe.
1444
01:11:31,690 --> 01:11:33,330
What's the point?
1445
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:35,630
Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion miracle.
We can't replicate that.
1446
01:11:35,660 --> 01:11:37,300
I tried, okay?
You were right, it's over.
1447
01:11:37,330 --> 01:11:40,100
No, Millie, Millie,
you're not listening to me, all right?
1448
01:11:40,130 --> 01:11:43,140
A reboot, it doesn't
erase his AI coding...
1449
01:11:43,170 --> 01:11:45,410
you literally would have to
destroy the servers to do that.
1450
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:48,040
His AI is still there,
it just needs to be accessed.
1451
01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:50,380
I've seen him, Keys.
He's forgotten everything.
1452
01:11:50,410 --> 01:11:52,650
Just look at the
trace log I sent you.
1453
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:54,350
It'll explain everything.
1454
01:12:04,490 --> 01:12:05,760
(SIGHS)
1455
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:09,660
(THROUGH LAPTOP)
Now, from the beginning...
1456
01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:12,500
Guy's behavior is much more
complex than it should be,
1457
01:12:12,530 --> 01:12:14,500
thanks to our code. (CHUCKLES)
1458
01:12:14,540 --> 01:12:18,140
But he's still stuck in Free City.
He's still stuck in this life, this loop.
1459
01:12:18,170 --> 01:12:22,240
And then, something changes.
He comes to life. Why?
1460
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,550
And then I remembered.
1461
01:12:24,580 --> 01:12:27,850
One of the characters from Life Itself
was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.
1462
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:31,990
And he was someone who was designed
to never meet the right person.
1463
01:12:32,020 --> 01:12:34,320
It was essentially the building
blocks of the character.
1464
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:38,660
But he never stopped hoping that he
would meet "the girl of his dreams."
1465
01:12:38,690 --> 01:12:40,660
So I had to base this girl
off of someone...
1466
01:12:40,690 --> 01:12:44,270
and who better than the person that
I was sitting next to every day?
1467
01:12:44,300 --> 01:12:45,400
You.
1468
01:12:45,430 --> 01:12:47,000
But then, one day...
1469
01:12:47,030 --> 01:12:49,640
he meets you in Free City,
and once he sees you...
1470
01:12:49,670 --> 01:12:51,110
he can never be the same.
1471
01:12:51,140 --> 01:12:55,040
He was supposed to feel doomed,
but instead, he feels alive...
1472
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:57,980
until eventually, he is alive.
1473
01:12:59,210 --> 01:13:01,220
You changed him, Millie.
1474
01:13:01,250 --> 01:13:05,790
You changed his code.
And I think you can do it again.
1475
01:13:05,820 --> 01:13:08,190
You brought him
to life, Millie.
1476
01:13:09,290 --> 01:13:11,230
You brought him to life.
1477
01:13:11,260 --> 01:13:13,760
And he was alive because
he met the one person...
1478
01:13:13,790 --> 01:13:15,460
(TURNS VIDEO OFF)
1479
01:13:15,500 --> 01:13:16,860
Don't have a good day...
1480
01:13:17,700 --> 01:13:19,100
have a great day.
1481
01:13:19,130 --> 01:13:20,570
CUSTOMER: Thank you.
1482
01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:22,100
Take care. (CHUCKLES)
1483
01:13:22,140 --> 01:13:23,770
FEMALE VOICE: Everybody down on the ground!
1484
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:26,340
Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
1485
01:13:26,370 --> 01:13:27,440
Okay.
1486
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:29,110
FEMALE VOICE: Everybody
except you.
1487
01:13:32,610 --> 01:13:34,420
Door, door, door. I got it.
1488
01:13:34,450 --> 01:13:35,750
(GRUNTS) Please,
I have a goldfish.
1489
01:13:35,780 --> 01:13:37,120
Look, I don't have long.
1490
01:13:37,150 --> 01:13:39,220
I just took you hostage,
so there are three badges on me.
1491
01:13:39,250 --> 01:13:41,120
GUY: Badges? Is that like a
Girl Scout thing? What is that?
1492
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:42,360
MILLIE: There is something
inside you, Guy.
1493
01:13:42,390 --> 01:13:43,720
GUY: What? I don't want
anything inside of me.
1494
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:45,230
MILLIE: They stuck you
in that bank and...
1495
01:13:45,260 --> 01:13:46,390
- expected you to just follow the rules...
- GUY: I love the bank.
1496
01:13:46,430 --> 01:13:47,560
...and do the same
thing every day.
1497
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:48,630
You are so much
more than that.
1498
01:13:48,660 --> 01:13:49,760
I don't wanna be
more than that.
1499
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,430
No, and I need you
to remember it.
1500
01:13:51,470 --> 01:13:53,700
Why have you been following me
and how do you know my name?
1501
01:13:53,730 --> 01:13:55,000
Put these on.
1502
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:56,340
I don't have to do anything
that I don't wanna do.
1503
01:13:56,370 --> 01:13:58,740
True. The choice is totally yours.
(COCKS GUN)
1504
01:13:58,770 --> 01:14:00,580
Okay. Okay. Fine.
1505
01:14:00,610 --> 01:14:01,810
(GASPS)
1506
01:14:02,940 --> 01:14:04,280
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1507
01:14:05,350 --> 01:14:07,280
GUY: What is that?
1508
01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:09,320
What are these?
Trick glasses or something?
1509
01:14:09,350 --> 01:14:10,220
Listen carefully.
1510
01:14:10,250 --> 01:14:13,150
In 24 hours, this world,
everyone you know,
1511
01:14:13,190 --> 01:14:15,660
it's all gonna
disappear for good.
1512
01:14:15,690 --> 01:14:17,160
Can you please
just let me go?
1513
01:14:17,190 --> 01:14:18,830
I mean, I haven't really
even seen your face.
1514
01:14:18,860 --> 01:14:20,160
I mean, I've seen
the general area,
1515
01:14:20,190 --> 01:14:21,930
but I'm not really good
with descriptive words.
1516
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:23,500
Not really good
with words in general.
1517
01:14:23,530 --> 01:14:24,570
(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)
1518
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:26,230
- Screw it.
- What? Oh!
1519
01:14:27,930 --> 01:14:29,870
(GRENADE WHISTLES, EXPLODES)
1520
01:14:34,910 --> 01:14:36,780
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1521
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:50,490
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
1522
01:15:04,270 --> 01:15:05,370
(SOFTLY) I remember.
1523
01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:08,410
Welcome back.
1524
01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:11,410
No. I remember everything.
1525
01:15:12,310 --> 01:15:13,910
Come with me.
1526
01:15:13,950 --> 01:15:17,180
I do this every day so much,
I'd forgotten why.
1527
01:15:20,490 --> 01:15:22,190
Do you see that?
1528
01:15:22,220 --> 01:15:23,790
Right there.
1529
01:15:24,290 --> 01:15:25,830
MILLIE: Oh, my God.
1530
01:15:27,030 --> 01:15:28,560
(EXCLAIMS) Oh, my God!
1531
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:32,230
Antwan hid our original build past
the horizon, making it invisible...
1532
01:15:32,270 --> 01:15:35,440
but he forgot to scrub
the reflections.
1533
01:15:35,470 --> 01:15:38,310
It's still out there, Guy.
We just can't see it.
1534
01:15:38,340 --> 01:15:40,170
If we can get there,
that is the evidence we need.
1535
01:15:40,210 --> 01:15:43,280
You can't go past
the water line. I tried.
1536
01:15:43,310 --> 01:15:45,310
We need help.
1537
01:15:45,350 --> 01:15:47,420
KEYS: Antwan found a way
to hide it in plain sight
1538
01:15:47,450 --> 01:15:49,750
in the one place no one
can even get to.
1539
01:15:49,790 --> 01:15:51,090
(CONTINUES OVER PHONE)
I can't even believe
1540
01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:51,920
he's smart enough
to be this diabolical.
1541
01:15:51,950 --> 01:15:53,450
Keys, I need you to focus.
1542
01:15:53,490 --> 01:15:57,160
Okay. So, the reflection shows the
build past the southern horizon.
1543
01:15:57,190 --> 01:15:59,360
But the game physics won't
allow you past the beach.
1544
01:15:59,390 --> 01:16:02,100
But you think you can find a way
to get us past the collision mesh?
1545
01:16:02,130 --> 01:16:03,500
KEYS: We're gonna
need a bridge.
1546
01:16:03,530 --> 01:16:05,700
You just get to Hitman's Beach
and I'll figure out the rest.
1547
01:16:05,730 --> 01:16:07,100
And, Millie?
1548
01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:08,800
Be careful.
1549
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:10,670
Antwan may be an asshole,
but he's not stupid.
1550
01:16:10,710 --> 01:16:13,640
He'll figure out what you're up to and
he'll throw everything he's got at you.
1551
01:16:13,670 --> 01:16:15,210
You're right.
1552
01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:18,110
(OVER SPEAKERS) Um, hi, Millie,
and other person I can't see...
1553
01:16:18,150 --> 01:16:19,680
well, I have an idea.
1554
01:16:19,710 --> 01:16:21,520
What if he has
nothing to throw?
1555
01:16:23,220 --> 01:16:26,120
GUY: Everyone! Gather around!
1556
01:16:26,150 --> 01:16:27,590
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1557
01:16:27,620 --> 01:16:29,160
Thank you for coming.
1558
01:16:29,830 --> 01:16:31,290
Now, you know me, I'm Guy.
1559
01:16:31,330 --> 01:16:32,930
NPCS: Hi, Guy.
1560
01:16:33,460 --> 01:16:35,130
GUY: Hi.
1561
01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:38,170
What I'm about to say
may be hard to understand.
1562
01:16:38,900 --> 01:16:40,400
Really hard to understand.
1563
01:16:42,100 --> 01:16:45,410
But, are you sick
of living in the background?
1564
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:46,610
(NPCS AGREEING)
1565
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:48,480
Aren't you sick
of being shot at?
1566
01:16:48,510 --> 01:16:49,540
Enough.
1567
01:16:49,580 --> 01:16:51,110
- Taken hostage?
- No more.
1568
01:16:51,150 --> 01:16:52,480
- Run over?
- We done with that.
1569
01:16:52,510 --> 01:16:54,880
Robbed? Stabbed?
Used as a human shield?
1570
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:56,520
(EXCITEDLY)
We are tired of being stabbed!
1571
01:16:56,550 --> 01:16:57,790
- Buddy!
- Sorry.
1572
01:16:57,820 --> 01:16:59,450
What are you
trying to say, Guy?
1573
01:16:59,490 --> 01:17:02,720
I'm tryin' to say that things in
this city don't have to be this way.
1574
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:03,890
Things can be different.
1575
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:05,160
Different how?
1576
01:17:05,190 --> 01:17:08,900
- For starters, you can put your arms down.
- Yeah.
1577
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:13,400
- (GRUNTING)
- GUY: There you go. You got it. Yeah.
1578
01:17:13,430 --> 01:17:14,970
- Keep pushing. There you go.
- (CONTINUES GRUNTING)
1579
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:16,040
GUY: Breathe through it.
There you go.
1580
01:17:16,070 --> 01:17:17,170
BANK MANAGER: Do it. Do it. Do it.
1581
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:18,810
HOSTAGE: No, not gonna happen.
Nope.
1582
01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:20,170
That feels unnatural.
1583
01:17:20,210 --> 01:17:22,480
I mean, what about when
someone runs in with a gun?
1584
01:17:22,510 --> 01:17:24,880
Having my arms up
is just a real time saver.
1585
01:17:24,910 --> 01:17:29,790
Except, what if the guy
with the gun doesn't come?
1586
01:17:29,820 --> 01:17:31,280
- OFFICER JOHNNY: What?
- OFFICER 2: What?
1587
01:17:31,320 --> 01:17:32,750
There's always
a guy with a gun.
1588
01:17:32,790 --> 01:17:34,660
So many guys with guns.
1589
01:17:34,690 --> 01:17:38,290
People, what if our world
doesn't have to be so scary?
1590
01:17:39,590 --> 01:17:41,260
What if we can change it?
1591
01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:46,500
Millie! How many times a day are
the banks robbed in your world?
1592
01:17:46,530 --> 01:17:47,740
Hardly ever, Guy.
1593
01:17:47,770 --> 01:17:49,940
- (NPCS EXCLAIMING)
- GUY: What about corpses, Millie?
1594
01:17:49,970 --> 01:17:51,070
- What?
- GUY: You see a lot of those?
1595
01:17:51,110 --> 01:17:52,670
How many an hour?
1596
01:17:52,710 --> 01:17:54,140
None per hour, Guy.
1597
01:17:54,180 --> 01:17:56,010
GUY: What about gun violence?
1598
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:57,710
See a lot of gun violence
in your world?
1599
01:17:57,750 --> 01:18:01,280
Actually, that's a big problem, Guy.
(CHUCKLES) It's a massive problem.
1600
01:18:03,020 --> 01:18:04,120
I didn't see that coming.
1601
01:18:04,150 --> 01:18:06,490
It's true. It really sucks.
1602
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:11,090
The point is, we don't have to
be spectators to our own lives.
1603
01:18:11,830 --> 01:18:13,630
We can be whatever we want.
1604
01:18:13,660 --> 01:18:15,400
We can't all be you, Guy.
1605
01:18:15,430 --> 01:18:16,630
That's not true.
1606
01:18:17,930 --> 01:18:21,270
What's inside of me
is inside of you, too.
1607
01:18:21,300 --> 01:18:22,540
NPCS: What?
1608
01:18:22,570 --> 01:18:25,240
GUY: It's inside of each and
every one of you. You're growing.
1609
01:18:25,270 --> 01:18:28,680
I need more in my life than drip coffee.
I want to make...
1610
01:18:28,710 --> 01:18:29,740
A cappuccino.
1611
01:18:29,780 --> 01:18:31,610
A goddamn difference
in the world.
1612
01:18:31,650 --> 01:18:32,880
Much, much better.
1613
01:18:32,910 --> 01:18:33,980
And a green tea boba.
1614
01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:35,780
- Holy shit!
- That's right!
1615
01:18:35,820 --> 01:18:37,250
- (NPCS CHEERING)
- You go, girl.
1616
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:38,450
Oh, my God, you're amazing!
1617
01:18:38,490 --> 01:18:40,290
If I could just make it out
past that water...
1618
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:42,420
there's a world out there
where we can be free.
1619
01:18:42,460 --> 01:18:44,560
Where we get to decide
who we wanna be.
1620
01:18:44,590 --> 01:18:47,160
Where we can matter.
But we have to fight for it.
1621
01:18:47,190 --> 01:18:49,060
We have to fight together.
1622
01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:51,200
NPCS: Yeah!
1623
01:18:51,230 --> 01:18:53,770
You guys have always done
what's expected of you.
1624
01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:55,470
But that shit ends today.
1625
01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:56,900
Yeah!
1626
01:18:56,940 --> 01:18:58,740
I don't even know
what's happening right now!
1627
01:18:58,770 --> 01:18:59,810
But I love it!
1628
01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:01,410
(NPCS CHEERING)
1629
01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:02,740
BUDDY: I love it!
1630
01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:03,850
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1631
01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:05,050
I love it!
1632
01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:06,850
I love it, too!
Come on, guys, get in here!
1633
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:10,020
Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do!
Everyone in!
1634
01:19:10,050 --> 01:19:11,350
(INDISTINCT
EXCITED CHATTERING)
1635
01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:17,960
ROBBER: Everybody get
down on the ground!
1636
01:19:17,990 --> 01:19:19,360
(FIRING)
1637
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,230
Hello?
1638
01:19:25,700 --> 01:19:27,640
Where the hell is everybody?
1639
01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:30,070
Hello?
1640
01:19:30,100 --> 01:19:31,540
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1641
01:19:40,410 --> 01:19:42,520
MAN: Where are all the NPCs?
1642
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:54,000
LAZARBEAM: Look, I've been playing
Free City for, like, three years now.
1643
01:19:54,030 --> 01:19:56,200
I've never seen
anything like this.
1644
01:19:56,230 --> 01:19:59,700
Up until recently, I don't even know if
I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing.
1645
01:19:59,730 --> 01:20:02,800
And I don't know if this is
just some whack Reddit theory...
1646
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:06,840
but some people are saying that
Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.
1647
01:20:06,870 --> 01:20:09,740
- That he's actual AI.
- AI?
1648
01:20:09,780 --> 01:20:13,250
Actual AI. You know, alive.
1649
01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:15,580
It's why Blue Shirt Guy
is trending everywhere.
1650
01:20:15,620 --> 01:20:18,620
Antwan, if you're watching
this, please fix the game.
1651
01:20:18,650 --> 01:20:21,190
- And most of all, bring back Blue Shirt.
- ANTWAN: Oh, my God. My God!
1652
01:20:21,220 --> 01:20:22,690
JONATHAN: Antwan,
you should see this.
1653
01:20:24,790 --> 01:20:28,230
REVENJAMIN: And you, you tried to steal
it from me with that Molotov chick.
1654
01:20:28,260 --> 01:20:29,500
- GUY: Her name's Millie.
- REVENJAMIN: Who?
1655
01:20:29,530 --> 01:20:30,500
GUY: Millie.
1656
01:20:30,530 --> 01:20:33,600
ANTWAN: Got her. Got her!
Got you! Got you!
1657
01:20:33,630 --> 01:20:36,370
Mouser! Put him up on the screen.
Now. Put him up.
1658
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:38,140
That's it. Come on, quicker.
1659
01:20:38,170 --> 01:20:39,810
Yes, there he is.
1660
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:43,540
He's joyriding around Free City
with some player called Molotovgirl.
1661
01:20:44,210 --> 01:20:47,020
AKA Millie Rusk.
1662
01:20:47,050 --> 01:20:48,750
Millie Rusk? Isn't that
Keys' old partner?
1663
01:20:48,780 --> 01:20:49,990
ANTWAN: Yeah.
1664
01:20:50,020 --> 01:20:52,120
Also the one who's trying to hit
me with this bogus lawsuit...
1665
01:20:52,150 --> 01:20:54,690
'cause she's desperate
for a piece of Soonami Kwan.
1666
01:20:54,720 --> 01:20:56,120
Boot Molotovgirl now.
1667
01:20:56,160 --> 01:21:00,360
I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I
can, but her account's spoofed.
1668
01:21:00,390 --> 01:21:01,660
This woman is exceptional.
1669
01:21:01,700 --> 01:21:03,130
Then kill her in the game.
1670
01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:05,830
"What?" Yes,
I said that. Kill her.
1671
01:21:05,870 --> 01:21:09,640
Throw everything at them,
all right? Five badges, G.
1672
01:21:09,670 --> 01:21:11,310
Yeah, just one problem.
1673
01:21:11,340 --> 01:21:12,840
We don't have anything.
1674
01:21:12,870 --> 01:21:14,040
Whatchu talking about, Willis?
1675
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:15,580
We don't have any defenses.
1676
01:21:15,610 --> 01:21:19,180
We don't have police,
military, no nothing.
1677
01:21:19,210 --> 01:21:20,950
It's what I've been
trying to tell you.
1678
01:21:20,980 --> 01:21:24,690
It's like every
NPC went on strike.
1679
01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:26,190
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1680
01:21:26,220 --> 01:21:28,720
Got a tall, half-caf,
double foam oat milk,
1681
01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:30,260
matcha latte with cinnamon!
1682
01:21:30,290 --> 01:21:31,790
- That's me.
- Hey.
1683
01:21:31,830 --> 01:21:33,260
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1684
01:21:33,290 --> 01:21:34,360
OFFICER JOHNNY: Cheers.
1685
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:35,930
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (NPCS CHEERING)
1686
01:21:37,100 --> 01:21:38,830
Go get 'em, Guy!
1687
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,670
It's like a digital walkout.
1688
01:21:43,070 --> 01:21:44,770
No, it's not.
1689
01:21:44,810 --> 01:21:46,840
They're doing this on purpose,
it's part of their plan.
1690
01:21:46,870 --> 01:21:49,210
You know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna kill them in the game.
1691
01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:51,280
Turn off respawn,
kill them dead, now.
1692
01:21:51,310 --> 01:21:53,880
But that means any players
who die will be done for good.
1693
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:55,350
They'll freak out.
1694
01:21:57,350 --> 01:21:59,720
(WHISPERING) I don't care.
1695
01:21:59,750 --> 01:22:04,320
Sir? Sir, just to be clear,
are you telling me that it's go time?
1696
01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:05,460
Are you looking
for some sort of banter thing
1697
01:22:05,490 --> 01:22:06,630
'cause you think
we're friends now...
1698
01:22:06,660 --> 01:22:08,200
and we're in some sort
of gang together?
1699
01:22:08,230 --> 01:22:10,260
Yes. Yes, that's exactly
what I'm looking for.
1700
01:22:10,300 --> 01:22:11,330
Cool, we're a team.
1701
01:22:11,370 --> 01:22:12,400
We should come up
1702
01:22:12,430 --> 01:22:13,600
- with a catchphrase, okay?
- All right.
1703
01:22:13,630 --> 01:22:15,370
- On three. One, two, three...
- One, two, three...
1704
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:17,500
(SHOUTING) Get back to work!
1705
01:22:18,110 --> 01:22:19,610
Someone find me Keys!
1706
01:22:19,640 --> 01:22:21,610
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
1707
01:22:22,910 --> 01:22:23,980
(GUY WHOOPS)
1708
01:22:24,010 --> 01:22:26,850
All right, people, you heard him.
It's go time!
1709
01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:28,550
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC RISING)
1710
01:22:31,490 --> 01:22:33,790
Okay, that's not good.
1711
01:22:33,820 --> 01:22:35,160
(RUMBLING)
1712
01:22:35,190 --> 01:22:37,130
He knows where we're going.
1713
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:38,430
(SHATTERING)
1714
01:22:42,860 --> 01:22:45,130
MOUSER: All right, I got him.
I got him. Don't worry.
1715
01:22:45,170 --> 01:22:47,000
Want some four wheels
to the face?
1716
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:48,570
Take that. Boom!
1717
01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:49,770
(GRUNTS)
1718
01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:50,840
(CRASHING)
1719
01:22:51,770 --> 01:22:54,640
Rabbit's coming for you.
Apex predator.
1720
01:22:56,140 --> 01:22:57,340
GUY: Whoa!
1721
01:22:58,210 --> 01:22:59,850
(CARS CRASHING)
1722
01:23:05,290 --> 01:23:06,960
Here we go.
Y'all watching this?
1723
01:23:06,990 --> 01:23:08,260
I'm about to end this fool.
1724
01:23:08,290 --> 01:23:10,360
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (RUMBLING)
1725
01:23:10,390 --> 01:23:12,760
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Come on, come on, come on.
1726
01:23:12,790 --> 01:23:14,900
Keys, if you're there,
a little help, please.
1727
01:23:14,930 --> 01:23:16,600
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1728
01:23:18,700 --> 01:23:20,770
- (RUMBLING)
- (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)
1729
01:23:23,340 --> 01:23:24,670
(ENGINE RACING)
1730
01:23:24,710 --> 01:23:25,970
(GUY GRUNTS)
1731
01:23:26,010 --> 01:23:30,210
(SHOUTS) God! Okay, who did that?
Who is doing that?
1732
01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:34,220
Don't play with me! Seriously!
I'm under way too much pressure!
1733
01:23:34,250 --> 01:23:36,280
(RUMBLING, CRASHING)
1734
01:23:38,790 --> 01:23:39,790
Come on!
1735
01:23:43,890 --> 01:23:44,990
Go, go, go!
1736
01:23:57,540 --> 01:23:58,610
(SIGHS)
1737
01:24:00,610 --> 01:24:02,840
I just checked with security.
Keys hasn't left the building.
1738
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:04,180
Oh, sounds like you've
done everything possible.
1739
01:24:04,210 --> 01:24:05,310
Time to give up?
You wanna give up?
1740
01:24:05,350 --> 01:24:06,310
No, I'm sensing you
want me to keep looking.
1741
01:24:06,350 --> 01:24:07,580
- Go.
- I'll be back.
1742
01:24:07,610 --> 01:24:10,620
I have no idea where
these fools are running to.
1743
01:24:10,650 --> 01:24:14,220
I do. Southern shore.
Hitman's Beach.
1744
01:24:14,260 --> 01:24:16,620
MOUSER: Well, that's stupid.
There's nothing out there but water.
1745
01:24:16,660 --> 01:24:19,530
Game physics won't even let
you get past the shoreline.
1746
01:24:21,130 --> 01:24:23,330
Unless there is
something out there.
1747
01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:26,330
Antwan, is there
something there?
1748
01:24:27,530 --> 01:24:29,770
Screw it. Art nerds.
1749
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:31,140
Time for Dude.
1750
01:24:31,170 --> 01:24:32,310
We're still working on him.
1751
01:24:32,340 --> 01:24:34,740
I worked on him myself.
He's perfect.
1752
01:24:34,780 --> 01:24:36,850
Drop in Dude now.
1753
01:24:36,880 --> 01:24:38,650
Just do it. He's got,
like, half a brain...
1754
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:42,050
he's barely written,
but sure, start the upload.
1755
01:24:49,590 --> 01:24:50,760
GUY: What are we
supposed to do now?
1756
01:24:50,790 --> 01:24:54,000
MILLIE: Now Keys
finds us a bridge.
1757
01:24:54,030 --> 01:24:57,100
ANTWAN: Come to collect those
knives you stabbed in my back, bro?
1758
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:00,670
You've been helping Millie
Rusk this whole time.
1759
01:25:00,700 --> 01:25:02,270
She's looking for your build.
1760
01:25:02,300 --> 01:25:04,070
What build, Antwan?
1761
01:25:04,110 --> 01:25:05,840
It's not like you used
our code anyway, right?
1762
01:25:05,870 --> 01:25:07,240
And if you didn't
use our code...
1763
01:25:07,280 --> 01:25:10,540
then how can our original
build be in the game, right?
1764
01:25:10,580 --> 01:25:12,680
Or am I missing something?
1765
01:25:14,380 --> 01:25:15,580
Leave us.
1766
01:25:18,850 --> 01:25:22,520
Okay, Keys,
let's have a real talk.
1767
01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:25,460
If I'd put out your dumb game,
it would have bombed.
1768
01:25:25,490 --> 01:25:26,930
Antwan, you don't know
it would've failed.
1769
01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:28,130
Yeah, I do know.
1770
01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:31,000
I looked at the numbers,
the tracking, the focus groups.
1771
01:25:31,030 --> 01:25:34,840
Has it ever occurred to you that
some things matter more than numbers?
1772
01:25:34,870 --> 01:25:37,500
What matters more
than numbers? Money?
1773
01:25:37,540 --> 01:25:40,380
Yo, news flash, bro,
money is still numbers.
1774
01:25:40,410 --> 01:25:41,980
Nothing matters
more than numbers!
1775
01:25:42,010 --> 01:25:43,410
You should be thanking me!
1776
01:25:43,440 --> 01:25:44,710
I should be thanking you?
1777
01:25:44,750 --> 01:25:46,880
What about the profits
that you got from our work?
1778
01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:49,050
You chose your side,
little Padawan.
1779
01:25:49,080 --> 01:25:52,950
And now, it's time for you to take
your place next to the Emperor.
1780
01:25:52,990 --> 01:25:53,990
You get me, bro?
1781
01:25:54,860 --> 01:25:58,190
Yeah, I get you...
bro. (CHUCKLES)
1782
01:25:58,230 --> 01:26:00,760
Which leads me to this.
1783
01:26:01,330 --> 01:26:03,060
(ELECTRICAL WHIRRING)
1784
01:26:15,980 --> 01:26:17,180
Thanks, Keys.
1785
01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:23,890
What the hell was that?
1786
01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:26,620
Hey, Antwan,
things are getting hectic.
1787
01:26:29,660 --> 01:26:32,530
ANTWAN: Oh, I thought you were
smarter than this, Keys.
1788
01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:34,760
You're obviously fired,
you know that.
1789
01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:38,030
And you, what is she still
doing in the game, man?
1790
01:26:38,070 --> 01:26:38,970
Boot everyone.
1791
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:41,370
Hold up. You want me
to boot all the players?
1792
01:26:41,400 --> 01:26:43,300
Boot them out
of the game, now!
1793
01:26:43,340 --> 01:26:45,070
Cancel every player account!
1794
01:26:45,110 --> 01:26:46,770
And where the hell is Dude?
1795
01:26:46,810 --> 01:26:49,780
Security! Kick this punk out.
1796
01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:56,620
- Guy!
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1797
01:26:56,650 --> 01:26:58,520
- Millie!
- They're taking me out.
1798
01:26:58,550 --> 01:26:59,990
What's happening?
1799
01:27:00,020 --> 01:27:00,960
(VOICE GLITCHING) It's on you now.
Everybody's watching.
1800
01:27:00,990 --> 01:27:02,020
You gotta keep going.
1801
01:27:02,060 --> 01:27:04,560
Wait, wait, wait!
Will I see you again?
1802
01:27:04,590 --> 01:27:06,230
You will if you make it
across that bridge.
1803
01:27:06,260 --> 01:27:08,530
Show the whole world our build.
That's the proof.
1804
01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:11,030
You do that, Antwan is done.
1805
01:27:11,070 --> 01:27:12,070
I'll make it.
1806
01:27:14,740 --> 01:27:16,070
(GROANS)
1807
01:27:16,100 --> 01:27:17,170
I'll make it.
1808
01:27:18,310 --> 01:27:19,510
What the hell?
1809
01:27:21,140 --> 01:27:22,740
What's going on?
1810
01:27:46,500 --> 01:27:47,770
(SIGHS)
1811
01:27:51,310 --> 01:27:53,310
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1812
01:27:53,340 --> 01:27:55,180
(MAN SHOUTS IN MANDARIN)
1813
01:28:02,180 --> 01:28:06,620
All right, let's all remember this
moment, before we were fired.
1814
01:28:07,260 --> 01:28:08,420
Oh!
(GRUNTS)
1815
01:28:08,460 --> 01:28:09,860
(GROANS) Wow.
1816
01:28:14,930 --> 01:28:16,100
Catchphrase.
1817
01:28:16,130 --> 01:28:17,760
MOUSER: Catchphrase?
1818
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:19,330
What? I haven't had time
to think one up yet.
1819
01:28:19,370 --> 01:28:23,170
Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase
is a pretty cool catchphrase.
1820
01:28:24,170 --> 01:28:25,270
(DUDE GRUNTS)
1821
01:28:27,340 --> 01:28:28,710
(GRUNTS) Whoa.
1822
01:28:29,740 --> 01:28:32,910
Get up, Guy. Get up.
1823
01:28:33,180 --> 01:28:34,250
(GROANS)
1824
01:28:45,430 --> 01:28:47,300
Oh, no, no, no.
1825
01:28:49,560 --> 01:28:51,570
(SCOOTER HORN BEEPS)
1826
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:54,870
Guy, I came to save you.
(CHUCKLING IN AWE)
1827
01:28:56,770 --> 01:28:59,140
- Who is this?
- I don't know.
1828
01:28:59,170 --> 01:29:00,340
He's glorious.
1829
01:29:00,980 --> 01:29:01,910
(CHUCKLES)
1830
01:29:01,940 --> 01:29:03,440
I mean, he's just like you...
1831
01:29:03,480 --> 01:29:05,010
but way better.
1832
01:29:05,510 --> 01:29:06,610
(CHUCKLES)
1833
01:29:06,650 --> 01:29:08,950
Way, way better.
1834
01:29:08,980 --> 01:29:10,850
- Thank you.
- No, that's not a compliment.
1835
01:29:10,890 --> 01:29:12,250
I wouldn't touch him
if I were you, Buddy.
1836
01:29:12,290 --> 01:29:13,750
What do you mean you don't
think I should touch him?
1837
01:29:13,790 --> 01:29:15,360
You don't mind this, do you?
1838
01:29:15,390 --> 01:29:17,330
'Cause I'm your buddy, too.
1839
01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:19,730
(SCATTING)
1840
01:29:21,030 --> 01:29:23,460
Yeah, I think he's
gonna... hit you.
1841
01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:24,570
He punches so hard.
1842
01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:25,700
But yet his hands are so soft.
1843
01:29:25,730 --> 01:29:27,140
- Be strong.
- Okay, bye.
1844
01:29:27,170 --> 01:29:29,400
Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.
(LAUGHING)
1845
01:29:29,440 --> 01:29:31,070
- (DUDE GRUNTS)
- BUDDY: Whee!
1846
01:29:31,110 --> 01:29:32,470
Ha-ha! (GROANS)
1847
01:29:32,510 --> 01:29:34,010
(DUDE GRUNTING)
1848
01:29:35,540 --> 01:29:36,880
KEITH: Oh...
1849
01:29:38,750 --> 01:29:39,950
(INHALES SHARPLY)
1850
01:29:40,410 --> 01:29:42,780
No, no, no! No!
1851
01:29:42,820 --> 01:29:45,650
Get up, Guy, get up!
1852
01:29:46,320 --> 01:29:47,690
Playtime's over. Catchphrase.
1853
01:29:47,720 --> 01:29:48,920
I don't know
what that means.
1854
01:29:51,530 --> 01:29:53,090
Come on, man. Get up!
1855
01:29:53,130 --> 01:29:54,130
Get up.
1856
01:29:55,230 --> 01:29:58,000
There are three things
I love in life.
1857
01:29:58,030 --> 01:30:02,800
Kickin' ass, TBD,
third thing here.
1858
01:30:04,670 --> 01:30:06,170
(BOTH GRUNT)
1859
01:30:06,810 --> 01:30:08,980
- Oof! Oh, shit!
- (GROANING)
1860
01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:12,350
ANTWAN: Activate death blow.
1861
01:30:12,380 --> 01:30:13,380
Bye, Guy.
1862
01:30:16,150 --> 01:30:17,990
(EXHALING SHARPLY)
1863
01:30:18,020 --> 01:30:20,120
Oh, shit, that's a death blow.
1864
01:30:22,260 --> 01:30:23,090
Get up!
1865
01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:25,890
Mom, he's coming in
with a death blow!
1866
01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:29,960
Get up, Guy.
1867
01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:33,830
(DUDE GRUNTS)
1868
01:30:33,870 --> 01:30:35,970
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS)
1869
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:37,070
Oh.
1870
01:30:39,070 --> 01:30:40,910
What the shit?
1871
01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:43,380
(GASPS DRAMATICALLY)
1872
01:30:46,150 --> 01:30:47,150
(DUDE GRUNTS)
1873
01:30:48,350 --> 01:30:49,750
That was dope.
1874
01:30:54,320 --> 01:30:55,890
(AIR HORN TOOTS)
1875
01:30:57,290 --> 01:30:58,730
(YELLS)
1876
01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:07,500
- Hold on. Is that...
- That's a...
1877
01:31:07,540 --> 01:31:10,740
Yes! That's a
lightsaber, Dude.
1878
01:31:10,770 --> 01:31:12,310
Mm-hmm.
1879
01:31:12,340 --> 01:31:13,770
(GUY GRUNTS)
1880
01:31:16,980 --> 01:31:19,110
- Is that a lightsaber?
- It is.
1881
01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:22,380
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1882
01:31:26,850 --> 01:31:28,390
(DUDE GRUNTS)
1883
01:31:35,760 --> 01:31:38,070
(DUDE YELPING)
1884
01:31:46,840 --> 01:31:48,440
(BOTH GRUNT)
1885
01:31:49,810 --> 01:31:51,380
(GROANING)
1886
01:31:51,410 --> 01:31:52,450
(GRUNTS)
1887
01:31:52,480 --> 01:31:53,910
(GRUNTING)
1888
01:31:55,020 --> 01:31:56,020
Oh!
1889
01:32:02,420 --> 01:32:03,520
Guy!
1890
01:32:05,430 --> 01:32:06,930
- (GUY GRUNTS)
- Yes!
1891
01:32:06,960 --> 01:32:09,760
Yes! That's right.
Get up, Guy. Come on.
1892
01:32:09,800 --> 01:32:11,530
(STRAINED GRUNTING)
1893
01:32:13,430 --> 01:32:15,000
(GRUNTING)
1894
01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:17,370
(STRAINING)
1895
01:32:18,740 --> 01:32:20,910
(DUDE CONTINUES GRUNTING)
1896
01:32:26,350 --> 01:32:27,680
- (GASPS)
- (GUY GRUNTS)
1897
01:32:27,720 --> 01:32:29,580
(BOTH GASPING)
1898
01:32:30,480 --> 01:32:31,490
GUY: There you go.
1899
01:32:32,220 --> 01:32:34,290
Do you see them
all now? Yeah?
1900
01:32:34,320 --> 01:32:35,660
- Uh-huh.
- GUY: Yeah?
1901
01:32:35,690 --> 01:32:38,560
Yeah, shiny things everywhere.
1902
01:32:39,890 --> 01:32:41,630
Yeah, there you go. Go get it.
1903
01:32:41,660 --> 01:32:43,730
Just lots of little snacks.
1904
01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:45,330
(UPBEAT POP ROCK SONG PLAYING)
1905
01:32:45,370 --> 01:32:47,000
(DUDE CHUCKLING)
1906
01:32:47,030 --> 01:32:50,740
Yeah, not a dancer. No.
1907
01:32:50,770 --> 01:32:52,570
Run free, better me.
1908
01:32:53,810 --> 01:32:55,240
Let's go.
1909
01:32:55,280 --> 01:32:56,740
Where are we going?
1910
01:32:56,780 --> 01:32:58,780
We can't let them
get across that bridge.
1911
01:32:58,810 --> 01:33:00,550
You wanna finish
this out with me?
1912
01:33:00,580 --> 01:33:03,790
Look, I don't even know what's going
on, but hell yes, I'm with you.
1913
01:33:03,820 --> 01:33:05,550
Ha-ha!
1914
01:33:05,590 --> 01:33:07,360
Let's go!
1915
01:33:22,700 --> 01:33:24,000
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
1916
01:33:32,450 --> 01:33:33,750
Antwan, come on, man.
1917
01:33:33,780 --> 01:33:36,250
What are we doing here?
1918
01:33:37,180 --> 01:33:38,890
Where are the servers
to Free City 1?
1919
01:33:38,920 --> 01:33:42,060
No. Antwan,
what the hell are you doing?
1920
01:33:42,090 --> 01:33:45,790
If they get past that horizon to the
build, I lose everything!
1921
01:33:45,830 --> 01:33:47,230
Wait, so you did
steal their code.
1922
01:33:47,260 --> 01:33:49,800
ANTWAN: Welcome to
the conversation, genius.
1923
01:33:49,830 --> 01:33:51,500
Now, where are
those servers?
1924
01:33:51,530 --> 01:33:53,070
It's all of these, but hold on.
I'm trying to wrap my head around this.
1925
01:33:53,100 --> 01:33:54,540
All these? This one?
Right, this one?
1926
01:33:54,570 --> 01:33:55,940
Yeah. How did you...
1927
01:33:57,740 --> 01:33:59,610
(ELECTRICAL WHINING)
1928
01:34:02,340 --> 01:34:03,340
Run.
1929
01:34:06,210 --> 01:34:07,450
(GRUNTING)
1930
01:34:08,180 --> 01:34:09,180
Antwan!
1931
01:34:16,390 --> 01:34:18,290
(ALL SCREAMING)
1932
01:34:19,490 --> 01:34:20,530
Stop!
1933
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:22,260
(ALL WHIMPERING)
1934
01:34:23,530 --> 01:34:24,830
Officer Johnny!
1935
01:34:24,870 --> 01:34:26,270
- Come on!
- Come on!
1936
01:34:29,340 --> 01:34:32,010
Which server has the ocean
and the rest of the bridge?
1937
01:34:32,040 --> 01:34:33,110
I'm not gonna tell you.
1938
01:34:33,140 --> 01:34:34,210
You're just
gonna destroy it.
1939
01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:35,740
Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.
1940
01:34:35,780 --> 01:34:39,080
Except it's not.
It's Keys' game.
1941
01:34:39,110 --> 01:34:40,820
You didn't do shit.
1942
01:34:40,850 --> 01:34:43,980
And guess what?
Keys is my boy.
1943
01:34:44,390 --> 01:34:45,450
Security!
1944
01:34:45,490 --> 01:34:48,920
Please escort this former
employee off the premises.
1945
01:34:48,960 --> 01:34:50,990
He can call you
by your real name.
1946
01:34:51,030 --> 01:34:52,230
(GRUNTING)
1947
01:35:08,740 --> 01:35:10,080
(BUDDY GASPS)
1948
01:35:10,410 --> 01:35:12,010
Guy!
1949
01:35:12,050 --> 01:35:13,950
- Buddy! Buddy!
- No, no! Keep going!
1950
01:35:13,980 --> 01:35:15,950
Go without me!
1951
01:35:15,980 --> 01:35:18,220
I've been scared
my whole damn life.
1952
01:35:19,720 --> 01:35:21,660
But I'm not scared anymore.
1953
01:35:24,830 --> 01:35:26,160
I'm sorry.
1954
01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:28,160
I'm not.
1955
01:35:30,900 --> 01:35:33,030
It's been the
best day of my life.
1956
01:35:33,670 --> 01:35:35,500
You get to that build.
1957
01:35:36,870 --> 01:35:38,440
You show 'em we matter.
1958
01:35:44,140 --> 01:35:48,850
That security guard right
there was a goddamn hero.
1959
01:35:48,880 --> 01:35:50,750
(SLOW VERSION
OF FANTASY PLAYING)
1960
01:36:00,060 --> 01:36:01,730
(ALL SCREAMING)
1961
01:36:05,530 --> 01:36:06,700
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
1962
01:36:38,930 --> 01:36:40,270
(SONG FADES)
1963
01:37:02,990 --> 01:37:05,490
(SONG RESUMES)
1964
01:37:05,530 --> 01:37:07,330
(ALL CHEERING)
1965
01:37:28,850 --> 01:37:31,890
You did it! (GRUNTS, CHEERS)
1966
01:37:40,160 --> 01:37:41,930
Yes! Yes!
1967
01:37:41,960 --> 01:37:44,430
Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!
1968
01:37:45,870 --> 01:37:47,430
Antwan, stop!
1969
01:37:48,100 --> 01:37:49,500
It's over.
1970
01:37:51,710 --> 01:37:53,310
He made it.
1971
01:37:53,340 --> 01:37:57,310
Got your game's original build
out there for everyone to see.
1972
01:37:57,340 --> 01:37:59,210
Probably win
your lawsuit, huh?
1973
01:37:59,780 --> 01:38:00,880
Looks likely.
1974
01:38:00,920 --> 01:38:02,380
Cool.
1975
01:38:02,420 --> 01:38:06,290
And here's the thing, bro.
Here's the thing.
1976
01:38:06,320 --> 01:38:09,060
Right here, I got
everything you care about.
1977
01:38:09,090 --> 01:38:13,290
The sliver that's left of Free City,
all your little background friends...
1978
01:38:13,330 --> 01:38:15,760
including your
digital boyfriend.
1979
01:38:16,630 --> 01:38:18,570
Last server.
1980
01:38:18,600 --> 01:38:23,870
Look, I just want the world that
I built and the people in it.
1981
01:38:23,910 --> 01:38:25,540
What's in it for Antwan?
1982
01:38:25,570 --> 01:38:26,780
Everything else.
1983
01:38:26,810 --> 01:38:28,610
Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.
1984
01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:31,080
You have the rights to our
code, keep all the profits...
1985
01:38:31,110 --> 01:38:33,210
just give me
what's left of Free City.
1986
01:38:33,250 --> 01:38:35,250
Let me build my
own world from there.
1987
01:38:35,280 --> 01:38:39,120
What about Free City 2?Free City 3?
1988
01:38:39,150 --> 01:38:40,650
And all pursuant spin-offs?
1989
01:38:40,690 --> 01:38:43,760
All yours.
Just put down the axe.
1990
01:38:43,790 --> 01:38:46,430
You know that this is, like,
the dumbest deal
1991
01:38:46,460 --> 01:38:48,900
in the history of
dumb deals, right?
1992
01:38:48,930 --> 01:38:51,330
I mean, you're talking about
giving up millions of dollars.
1993
01:38:51,370 --> 01:38:53,430
Why would anyone do that?
1994
01:38:53,470 --> 01:38:55,840
'Cause Keys and I
made something great.
1995
01:38:57,870 --> 01:39:00,980
And I don't need money or
fame to prove that to myself.
1996
01:39:01,010 --> 01:39:03,950
I'm done playing
your game, Antwan.
1997
01:39:06,180 --> 01:39:08,480
It's time I played mine.
1998
01:39:09,620 --> 01:39:10,850
Deal?
1999
01:39:19,890 --> 01:39:22,200
LARA: Popping today
and not in a good way.
2000
01:39:22,260 --> 01:39:24,730
Sales for Free City 2
continue to slip...
2001
01:39:24,770 --> 01:39:29,170
with numerous reports of bugs in
the code and lagging online play.
2002
01:39:29,210 --> 01:39:31,540
Embattled Soonami game founder
Antwan Hovachelik
2003
01:39:31,570 --> 01:39:32,970
finds himself
in the crosshairs.
2004
01:39:33,010 --> 01:39:34,370
Crosshairs.
2005
01:39:34,410 --> 01:39:36,210
He's in the crosshairs and embattled.
(CHUCKLES)
2006
01:39:36,240 --> 01:39:37,640
We're too busy to gloat.
2007
01:39:37,680 --> 01:39:39,550
- I'm a victim! I'm a victim!
- (KEYS AND MILLIE LAUGH)
2008
01:39:39,580 --> 01:39:41,480
Speaking of busy,
we just doubled
2009
01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:43,750
the amount of unique
visitors we can handle.
2010
01:39:43,790 --> 01:39:44,690
It's amazing.
2011
01:39:44,720 --> 01:39:46,390
Who'd have thought
that so many people...
2012
01:39:46,420 --> 01:39:49,460
would just wanna watch video game
characters instead of shoot at them?
2013
01:39:49,920 --> 01:39:51,030
BOTH: Hmm...
2014
01:39:51,890 --> 01:39:52,960
Oh, yeah, we did.
2015
01:39:52,990 --> 01:39:54,760
Yeah. (LAUGHING)
2016
01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:58,730
You know,
you're pretty cute when you brag.
2017
01:39:58,770 --> 01:39:59,830
ANTWAN: Antwan out!
2018
01:39:59,870 --> 01:40:01,600
LARA: Meanwhile,the game Free Life
2019
01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:04,110
is quickly becoming
the little indie that could.
2020
01:40:04,140 --> 01:40:07,540
Players are swarming to this
observational, fishbowl game...
2021
01:40:07,570 --> 01:40:10,810
where they interact peacefully with
the one and only Blue Shirt Guy...
2022
01:40:10,850 --> 01:40:14,120
and is now no longer in the
background, a digital friend.
2023
01:40:14,150 --> 01:40:15,350
Uh, hey, Mills...
2024
01:40:17,520 --> 01:40:19,950
Do you wanna come
grab a coffee with me?
2025
01:40:19,990 --> 01:40:22,490
Actually, I'm gonna jump
back into the game.
2026
01:40:24,160 --> 01:40:26,530
- Oh.
- (WHISPERS) Coffee?
2027
01:40:26,560 --> 01:40:29,000
Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.
2028
01:40:29,030 --> 01:40:30,600
I'll just, uh, grab you one.
2029
01:40:31,100 --> 01:40:32,200
Oh, Keys, uh...
2030
01:40:32,230 --> 01:40:33,940
I know, medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
2031
01:40:33,970 --> 01:40:35,000
Yeah.
2032
01:40:45,210 --> 01:40:47,610
GUY: Hi, Randy. Milton.
2033
01:40:50,020 --> 01:40:51,750
MILLIE: Hmm.
2034
01:40:51,790 --> 01:40:53,450
GUY: I was wondering
when I'd see you again.
2035
01:40:53,490 --> 01:40:54,720
(MILLIE CHUCKLES)
2036
01:40:54,760 --> 01:40:57,230
MILLIE: Yeah, life has
been pretty crazy lately.
2037
01:40:57,260 --> 01:40:58,490
You should see it in here.
2038
01:40:58,530 --> 01:41:00,900
We're talkin' free
bubble gum ice cream for life.
2039
01:41:00,930 --> 01:41:02,700
Wow. (CHUCKLES)
2040
01:41:05,100 --> 01:41:06,100
GUY: Hey, guys.
2041
01:41:16,140 --> 01:41:18,110
Look, Guy...
2042
01:41:18,150 --> 01:41:20,480
Wow, this is harder
than I thought.
2043
01:41:21,080 --> 01:41:22,820
Then let me do it for you.
2044
01:41:23,650 --> 01:41:25,090
Guy...
2045
01:41:27,750 --> 01:41:31,090
you are dreamy.
2046
01:41:31,130 --> 01:41:32,590
(CHUCKLES)
2047
01:41:32,630 --> 01:41:37,200
Your taste in blue shirts and
five-octave musical superstars...
2048
01:41:37,230 --> 01:41:41,500
it's deeply, deeply
attractive to me.
2049
01:41:41,540 --> 01:41:44,070
But I can't keep spending
all my time with you.
2050
01:41:44,110 --> 01:41:49,440
I created this world,
but I can't live my life in it.
2051
01:41:53,980 --> 01:41:56,550
See? Was that so hard?
2052
01:41:57,420 --> 01:41:59,490
So, what are you gonna do?
2053
01:42:00,290 --> 01:42:02,990
Anything I want.
Thanks to you.
2054
01:42:04,290 --> 01:42:06,030
I'm not stuck
in a loop anymore.
2055
01:42:06,060 --> 01:42:07,660
Neither are you.
2056
01:42:09,960 --> 01:42:12,630
I love you, Millie.
2057
01:42:12,670 --> 01:42:16,100
Maybe that is my programming
talking, but guess what?
2058
01:42:17,400 --> 01:42:19,770
Someone wrote that program.
2059
01:42:21,740 --> 01:42:23,980
I'm just a love letter to you.
2060
01:42:24,810 --> 01:42:27,550
Somewhere out there
is the author.
2061
01:42:28,880 --> 01:42:30,120
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
2062
01:42:34,260 --> 01:42:35,290
(GASPS)
2063
01:42:35,320 --> 01:42:36,620
(GASPS)
2064
01:42:38,460 --> 01:42:39,830
(TYPING)
2065
01:42:45,270 --> 01:42:49,170
You brought him to life.
You brought him to life.
2066
01:42:49,200 --> 01:42:51,470
And he was alive because
he met the one person
2067
01:42:51,510 --> 01:42:53,240
he'd been waiting for
his whole life.
2068
01:42:53,270 --> 01:42:56,640
And I had to make it
realistic, so...
2069
01:42:57,640 --> 01:42:59,710
I based it off of...
2070
01:43:01,350 --> 01:43:02,550
you.
2071
01:43:04,480 --> 01:43:06,620
The woman of his dreams...
2072
01:43:09,260 --> 01:43:10,960
she was the same as mine.
2073
01:43:10,990 --> 01:43:14,530
So she liked bubble gum
ice cream and swing sets...
2074
01:43:14,560 --> 01:43:18,530
and she had this very cute
but oddly specific habit...
2075
01:43:18,570 --> 01:43:22,000
of always humming this
classic Mariah Carey track.
2076
01:43:22,040 --> 01:43:25,470
Like, all the time,
she would... repeat.
2077
01:43:28,480 --> 01:43:29,680
Finally!
2078
01:43:36,320 --> 01:43:37,520
Keys!
2079
01:43:45,490 --> 01:43:47,230
What are you...
2080
01:44:23,130 --> 01:44:24,560
(PEGASUS WHINNIES)
2081
01:44:28,170 --> 01:44:30,040
You okay, little guy Guy?
2082
01:44:30,070 --> 01:44:31,810
You seem adjective.
2083
01:44:31,840 --> 01:44:34,640
I'm great. I'm great.
You could put me down, by the way.
2084
01:44:34,670 --> 01:44:36,510
Thank you. That was nice.
2085
01:44:36,540 --> 01:44:40,110
No, I'm great.
You're great, Dude.
2086
01:44:41,520 --> 01:44:43,450
I just miss my best friend.
2087
01:44:43,480 --> 01:44:44,790
(DUDE SIGHS)
2088
01:44:44,820 --> 01:44:47,920
We used to do the same walk
together every day.
2089
01:44:47,960 --> 01:44:51,490
Except he wore a shirt.
And could complete a full sentence.
2090
01:44:51,530 --> 01:44:53,130
I can bench press
a sentence.
2091
01:44:53,160 --> 01:44:56,830
(LAUGHS) Yeah, that's totally
not the same thing at all.
2092
01:44:56,860 --> 01:44:59,130
(LAUGHS LOUDLY)
Harder laughter!
2093
01:44:59,900 --> 01:45:00,940
Oh...
2094
01:45:00,970 --> 01:45:02,100
Guy?
2095
01:45:04,670 --> 01:45:06,640
- Buddy!
- No!
2096
01:45:06,670 --> 01:45:07,910
Oh, my God! Guy!
2097
01:45:07,940 --> 01:45:09,510
Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!
2098
01:45:09,540 --> 01:45:10,880
You didn't!
2099
01:45:10,910 --> 01:45:12,910
One minute, I'm running on
a crazy bridge to nowhere...
2100
01:45:12,950 --> 01:45:15,250
thinkin' my sweet
mundane life is over.
2101
01:45:15,280 --> 01:45:18,050
The next minute, I'm like
in some type of flyin'...
2102
01:45:18,090 --> 01:45:20,190
and some like fairy dust,
pixie dust...
2103
01:45:20,220 --> 01:45:24,330
and then I plopped down
into this slice of heaven.
2104
01:45:24,360 --> 01:45:26,930
- Man, I love it here.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
2105
01:45:26,960 --> 01:45:29,500
In fact, a couple of days ago,
I rode a centaur.
2106
01:45:29,530 --> 01:45:30,900
Now, it might sound weird...
2107
01:45:30,930 --> 01:45:34,340
I took a piggyback ride on a
half-dude and a half-horse...
2108
01:45:34,370 --> 01:45:36,670
whatever a centaur
is, I did it.
2109
01:45:36,700 --> 01:45:38,240
I rode a dude, too!
2110
01:45:38,270 --> 01:45:39,540
Friendly gesture!
2111
01:45:39,570 --> 01:45:41,240
So friendly!
2112
01:45:41,270 --> 01:45:42,680
Come on, bring it in!
2113
01:45:42,710 --> 01:45:44,050
- Are we gonna hug?
- I'm coming for you!
2114
01:45:44,080 --> 01:45:45,510
- No, you're not. I'm coming for you.
- Yes, I am!
2115
01:45:45,550 --> 01:45:46,780
- You come here!
- I'm coming to you!
2116
01:45:46,810 --> 01:45:48,550
I'm reeling you in.
I'm reeling you in.
2117
01:45:48,580 --> 01:45:50,080
(BOTH LAUGHING)
2118
01:45:51,690 --> 01:45:53,350
Buddy, I missed you!
2119
01:45:53,390 --> 01:45:55,390
Hey, so where's the bank?
2120
01:45:56,790 --> 01:45:58,290
There is no bank.
2121
01:45:58,330 --> 01:45:59,790
So what do we do?
2122
01:45:59,830 --> 01:46:02,060
Whatever we want.
2123
01:46:04,700 --> 01:46:06,730
- (GUY CHUCKLES)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
2124
01:46:06,770 --> 01:46:09,000
(FANTASY BY MARIAH CAREY
PLAYING)
2125
01:46:10,810 --> 01:46:12,810
- GUY: Hey, guys.
- CENTAUR: Hey, Guy.
2126
01:46:14,170 --> 01:46:19,380
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2127
01:46:19,380 --> 01:46:34,380
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