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Previously on "Good Girls"...
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A few weeks ago
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that thing with
the bank truck burning up,
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crazy how much it cost me.
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Can't do another one.
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I have a wife.
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Oh, the bitch
who stole my money?
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Convince women
these are real,
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you get ten times the money.
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He didn't know any women
who could afford a real one.
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And we do?
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We might have to find them.
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We could send him to private
school, St. Anne's.
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Did you see the game?
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Dude, you were so good.
You scored, like, 20 goals.
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I at least want
my husband out.
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Not until we know
where the money goes.
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I made a deal to get you out.
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What did he make
you do this time?
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It's not him.
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Do you want this over or not?
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What if he finds it?
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Improvise.
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Grandma loves Grisham.
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Let me ask you all something.
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What are we doing here?
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Like, right now?
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I mean this operation.
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Yes, you.
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Trying to
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get the bad guy.
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Ah, how?
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Yes, yes, go ahead.
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By following the money.
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And what would get
in the way of that?
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Um...
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If you don't...
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what?
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We don't...
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If you don't‐‐
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Show up on time.
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'Cause today we got here
before you did.
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No, no, uh‐uh.
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If you don't
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tell us...
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that you're
screwing the target.
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Yeah!
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Why didn't you tell us?
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Um, because I'm not?
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Your wire would disagree.
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Okay.
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I'm not screwing anyone,
all right?
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Except your friends
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if you want to keep this deal.
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You did it
with him again, dude?
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Not it.
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Then what?
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You know, the other thing.
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Did it involve your vagina?
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Sort of.
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And his penis?
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No.
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So his hm?
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No.
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So his huh.
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Okay, I was trying to
distract him.
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By trapping his fingers?
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Because he was going
to see your wire.
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Unbelievable.
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In his abuelita's house.
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I really don't care
how many bases you rounded.
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They just call her grandma.
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Oh, the boss, right?
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How was I supposed to know?
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Now we're right back
where we started.
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None of this is my fault.
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Okay, just what are we
supposed to do now?
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'Cause, like,
we really need this deal.
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You are back on the bench.
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One of you two
will have to pinch‐hit.
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Now I'm getting confused
because the baseball stuff
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is blurring with
the sexy stuff and...
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No part of that man
is getting any of this.
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Her wire's still hot.
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Anything good?
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Well, Grandma loves
"Two and a Half Men."
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She's totally sick of CPK,
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and her foot doctor
appointment's on Tuesday.
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What about our guy?
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Oh, he's gonna need her.
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Just don't ask me
to wear a wire again.
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What were you
guys talking about?
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Hey.
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Little Money wants me to cut
the crusts off now.
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You thought about how we're
gonna sell these things?
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Ask me, it's the best part.
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All right. Check this.
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Hm, that's swank.
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Four bedrooms,
open floor plan,
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mad curb appeal.
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Yeah, who's staying there?
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We are.
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It's right by Harry's school.
Mm‐hmm.
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With all those rich moms,
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it's the kind of place
you buy a top‐notch purse.
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Yeah, if you got
two Gs a night.
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One of the girls
at the salons
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cleans these pads
in‐between guests.
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Well, won't they know that
we don't live there?
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Not if we say we do.
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Nah, I can't fake
that kind of money.
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All these bitches
care about are their houses,
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their charities,
and what everyone else has.
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Exactly.
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Okay, you can
just be my arm candy.
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Hey, it's your ass on the line.
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Beth can't be a part of this.
Okay.
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I mean, she makes everything
about her.
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You're right.
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No, I don't think you're
hearing what I'm saying.
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I am.
She does whatever she wants,
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whenever she wants.
I know.
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And the rules don't
ever apply.
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You're right.
Next thing you know,
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you got a bullet in your other
knee, I'm back in jail‐‐
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And she's living large.
Yes.
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She can't even hear about this.
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I agree.
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You know I'm talking about
Beth Boland, right?
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Yup.
Your homie.
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Got it.
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Really?
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She doesn't tell me
everything she does.
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Huh.
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Okay.
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Good.
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They were out of Windex.
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That boy's onto something.
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That's good as hell.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mugs?
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Sit down.
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I was really hoping
for more of
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a to‐go kind of
coffee situation.
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Just, uh,
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just lay it on me, bruh.
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You were right.
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Hm, exciting.
About what?
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I want to pull Ben out
of St. Anne's.
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Wait, what?
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I don't want him to
turn into a rich dick.
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But you wanted him to
go in the first place.
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Well, I changed
my mind, okay?
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What, now that he
has friends?
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This place is evil.
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He has teachers
that love him.
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His teachers will love
him in public school.
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But what about lacrosse?
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He can play
lacrosse anywhere.
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They just got
into the playoffs.
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It's fine, all right, fine,
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but you deal with all
the birthday stuff.
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What does that have to do
with anything?
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You remember Keeley Shukert's
birthday last weekend?
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The Swifty karaoke?
Mm‐hmm, yeah.
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Well, it turns out that it
wasn't a themed party.
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Taylor Swift
actually showed up.
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Taylor Swift came to
a 14‐year‐old's birthday party?
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Yeah, and she played
the whole "1989" album.
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Did she do
"Out of the Woods?"
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The whole album.
What about "Clean"?
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The whole "1989" album, okay?
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All of it.
Every single song.
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And then she stayed
and ate cake.
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My God.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So, you know, what's Ben gonna
expect for his birthday?
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Selena Gomez?
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I think she charges
by the song
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or by, like, the hour, or by‐‐
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Who cares?
That's not the point.
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The point is
Ben can't think this is
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what birthday parties are.
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I mean, he can't be a dick.
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No, so we gotta pull him out.
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Right.
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Stat.
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What's faster than stat?
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I don't know.
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Maybe you'll figure it out.
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Hang on.
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Well, you gotta tell him.
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Why me?
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'Cause I'm eating
the tuition.
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Jesus.
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This sucks.
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Yeah.
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Think they forgot to put
the cinnamon in it.
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I think that's what it is.
Hold on.
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Hey, I fed the kids
fish sticks,
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but I told them
it was mozzarella.
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We should get Kenny to cut
his fingernails.
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Why?
He looks like a wizard.
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Are you going out?
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Yeah, I'm gonna
run some errands.
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Like...
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like errands?
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Why are you whispering?
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It's just your hair
and your makeup,
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and you smell good, you know.
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No, I don't.
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Is this, like, an op?
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Okay, between us‐‐
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Yeah.
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You can't tell.
I won't.
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Swear on Emma's life.
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Can I swear on Kenny's?
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Seriously.
I'm sorry. Yes.
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I won't tell, I promise.
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I'm going to
the grocery store.
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What are you drinking?
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Something strong.
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Nah, come on now.
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So dinner was, uh...
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fun,
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yeah?
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Parts of it.
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Got a problem, though.
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What's that?
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Grandma's pissed
we missed dessert.
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What'd you tell her?
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That you're a fan, too.
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Tell her thank you.
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One more thing though, yeah?
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Never mind,
I'll just write her a note.
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I need a bank.
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Maybe try your
mattress this time.
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Safety deposit box
would be even better.
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Not when your husband's
under house arrest
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for laundering money.
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That's why it can't be you.
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What about the other girls?
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Nah.
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Same kind of heat.
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Okay, who's
it supposed to be?
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It don't matter.
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As long as
they're in mom jeans,
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no one will think twice.
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Why jeans?
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'Cause a dress
like that draws
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the wrong kind of attention.
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She's not a mom.
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She just needs to get him
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to talk about his money.
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She doesn't look like a mom.
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They record that and boom.
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She doesn't even
walk like a mom.
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Racketeering, tax evasion‐‐
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'Cause she's not a mom.
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She has a mom.
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No gummy bears before
night‐night, little fella.
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Don't run
with scissors, tiger.
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Just getting my mom on.
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Hmm?
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We're so gonna die.
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How hard can it be?
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Literally nothing
gets past this guy.
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So teach me.
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How many kids?
Two.
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Names.
Tom and Sally.
272
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,894
'Cause it's 1958.
273
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,480
Bryar and Julian.
Okay.
274
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,023
Bryar with a Y.
275
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,316
How old's Julian?
Um...
276
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,567
Quick!
One and a half.
277
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,069
In months.
278
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,820
Always in months.
What?
279
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,656
Everything under two years
is in months.
280
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,574
Everything over two years
is in years.
281
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,034
Why?
Never ask why.
282
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,827
Why?
Only kids ask why.
283
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,288
Let's go again.
Start from the top.
284
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,525
Now it's a mom bag.
285
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:56,609
When's bedtime?
Seven.
286
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,069
Eight.
287
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,405
I go to bed at nine.
288
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,531
It's a trick question.
289
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:02,782
There's no point
in setting one
290
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,451
'cause they'll never listen.
291
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,805
Do you want to live?
292
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,682
It's so gross.
293
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,270
It's 2:15.
What are you late for?
294
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,147
School pickup.
Just pickup.
295
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,566
How many times are we gonna
go around this mountain?
296
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,650
No one says school.
297
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:40,153
Okay, just...
298
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,738
Oh, no, don't give him that.
299
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:42,989
It's too much sugar.
300
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,198
Yeah, the bad kind.
Not the good kind.
301
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,451
You know what? Give him the
sweet potatoes in the fridge.
302
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,453
I puréed them myself.
Don't use the pouch.
303
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,997
I started adding tarragon
to introduce spice.
304
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,373
Sorry I'm late.
305
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,208
Marty doesn't know what
to feed the kids.
306
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,002
Okay, yeah, just do bath time
307
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,754
and then I'll be back
in time for stories, okay?
308
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,256
All right. Love you. Bye.
309
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,425
So?
310
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:03,593
Julian has a temp.
311
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,969
102.
312
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,763
And a rash,
which I was freaking out
313
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:07,972
because I thought
it was measles
314
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,932
'cause he just had his MMR,
but no.
315
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,934
Turns out it's roseola,
which Bryar never had,
316
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,352
but she did have
foot and mouth,
317
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,854
so I thought maybe
it was that at first,
318
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,773
but I was wrong.
319
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,775
Poor little monkey.
Hmm.
320
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,359
Anyway, I forgot to write down
321
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,528
what the pharmacist
told me to get.
322
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,614
Where is that pen?
323
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,783
Oh, shoot.
324
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,165
Here it is.
325
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,506
She's ready.
326
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,560
Did you fix it?
327
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,896
It wasn't broken.
328
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,898
Danny said he couldn't
do his book report.
329
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,733
Well, all he had to do was
330
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:03,069
replace the ink cartridge.
331
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,406
What is the Aqua Joy 2000?
332
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:11,202
It's the most powerful
home spa on the market.
333
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,871
Yeah, I know, but why does
it say that we bought it?
334
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,290
Because we did.
335
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,959
And we need it.
336
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,252
You said that
no one needs a hot tub.
337
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,837
That was before
my wife decided to go
338
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,672
all Donnie Brasco on us.
339
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,507
What are you talking about?
340
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,259
This is money
that we don't have.
341
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,344
For starters, it's very loud.
342
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,221
Right, so in case you
and the girls ever need
343
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,764
to get into a conversation
344
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,015
that you don't want other
people to hear‐‐
345
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,433
No one is listening.
346
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,560
How do you know?
347
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,186
Because I'm the informant.
348
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,231
Well, I can't risk it, okay?
349
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,983
You?
350
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,570
Yeah, me.
351
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,697
I'm taking all the risk.
352
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,867
Well, I have
the most to lose.
353
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,539
Well, we don't need this.
354
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,504
I need Nevada.
355
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,605
There she is.
356
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,316
Hey.
Morning, ladies.
357
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,651
Good morning.
I added the chunky necklace.
358
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,153
It's great, right?
359
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,031
No.
It's not. It's bad.
360
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,455
Beep twice if you
can hear me.
361
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,085
Showtime.
362
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,338
Is it in the salt
and pepper shaker?
363
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,964
All of it.
364
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,344
Can he hear when I'm
talking to the condiments?
365
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,512
All of it.
366
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,476
Beep three times
in you can hear me.
367
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,987
Oh, my God. Damn.
368
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,280
Up, ladies.
369
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,281
What?
370
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,659
Can't seat you 'til
your whole party's here.
371
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,827
He's parking.
372
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,748
Actually, I spoke to
the manager yesterday
373
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,458
about reserving this table.
374
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,044
Well, he ain't here today.
375
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,797
We really need this table.
376
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,216
So do those folks.
377
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,719
But there's, like,
150 other tables in here.
378
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,721
This is their favorite.
379
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,060
What if we ordered for him?
380
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,645
Don't count.
381
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,146
Why doesn't that count?
382
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,148
Because we don't
seat tuna melts.
383
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,567
We seat people.
384
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:51,237
Okay, we're not actually
here to have lunch.
385
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,698
Well, what the heck
you doing then?
386
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,953
Ladies.
387
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:07,253
Round of Arnold Palmers.
Thank you.
388
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,838
And you can just leave out
the iced tea
389
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,756
for mine, thanks.
390
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,676
So, lemonade.
391
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,262
This is my friend.
392
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,472
I'm Carolyn with a Y.
393
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,393
So how do you all
know each other?
394
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,770
Pick up.
Garden class.
395
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,397
I mean, well,
396
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,524
I knew her first from school.
397
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:29,859
Yeah, she was
the only other mom
398
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,278
who would rosé all
day with me, so.
399
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,114
And then she did wonders
with my perennials.
400
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,616
Stop.
You did.
401
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,367
You should see what this girl
can do with a topiary.
402
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,286
You'd be like, a‐poosh!
403
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,163
I run a small
landscaping business
404
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,165
when I'm not shlepping
Bryar and Julian
405
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,334
off to play dates,
406
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,544
and Gymboree, and
toddler tunes, and‐‐
407
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,881
And then we've all
been great friends ever since.
408
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,549
Yes.
409
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,428
Cool.
410
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,474
Way cool.
411
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,811
So she's trying
to grow her business,
412
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:09,523
which makes her sort of perfect
for our arrangement.
413
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,448
So what do you want
me to do?
414
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,038
Well, I don't know
about you guys, but um...
415
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,791
I can't talk shop
on an empty stomach.
416
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,085
Oh.
417
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,009
Y'all ready?
418
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,678
Ready if you guys are.
419
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,096
Sure.
Yep.
420
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,514
Okay.
I could be ready.
421
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,473
Let me just‐‐
422
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,685
I'll do a BLT,
bacon extra crispy, please.
423
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,269
White or wheat?
424
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,521
Surprise me.
425
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,856
I'll just take a Cobb salad.
426
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,693
In fact, do you guys all just
want Cobb salads?
427
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,528
Mm, yummy.
Yeah, that's delicious.
428
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,780
Read my mind.
Love Cobb.
429
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,615
Thank you.
430
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,621
So...
431
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,373
what do you wanna
just have her
432
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:10,167
stash a bunch of cash...
433
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,211
Oh, uh, miss.
434
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,714
Could you wrap all that
up to‐go for us?
435
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,424
Thank you.
436
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,720
Where are we going?
437
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,472
To her house.
438
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,395
Why?
439
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:33,023
You know, you never know
who's listening around here.
440
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,359
Well, we could go
to my house.
441
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,986
Way closer.
It's like, right‐‐
442
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,529
Yeah.
It's good.
443
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,864
Nah.
444
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,870
I want to see her place.
445
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,604
How much further?
446
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,731
Uh, just ahead.
447
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,775
And then?
448
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,276
Just a few blocks.
449
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,295
Hey, why don't
we just talk in here?
450
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,422
Yeah, I mean,
451
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,216
it's just us.
452
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,467
Super private.
453
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,928
We close?
454
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,349
We're here.
455
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,442
They're in here somewhere.
456
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,408
Could just knock.
457
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,452
My husband's sleeping.
458
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:09,995
At noon?
459
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,667
Yeah, he's not feeling well.
460
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,002
Yeah, he got it from the kids.
461
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,088
Yeah, went through
the whole soccer team.
462
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,425
Must've left them inside.
463
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:25,511
Ah, that's a shame.
464
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:27,596
Why don't we go to the park?
465
00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:28,931
Dine El Fresco?
Oh, yeah.
466
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,267
Yeah, they have those,
you know, picnic tables.
467
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,820
He's up.
468
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:52,037
Ah, again?
469
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,414
I know. Sorry, babe.
470
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:54,915
You're gonna have to
put them on one of those
471
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,376
big wooden sticks,
like at Starbucks.
472
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,058
So when did you move?
473
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,060
Recently, yeah.
Oh.
474
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,187
Ruby didn't mention it
at the recital.
475
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,898
No, well yes,
it's real recent.
476
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:19,982
Oh?
Mm‐hmm.
477
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,901
Where is she anyway?
478
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,528
Oh, she's on her way.
Try some cheese.
479
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,071
It's real good.
480
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,823
Can I get you a refill?
481
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,243
How'd you guys get
the wholesale hookup?
482
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,245
Uh,
483
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,789
he would be upset
if I told you.
484
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:38,918
You know Louis Vuitton?
485
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,544
Try some cheese.
486
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,212
Mm‐hmm.
Hmm.
487
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:46,383
Some more?
Is that real?
488
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,848
The ten point buck.
489
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,433
Oh, my God.
490
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:57,102
He never felt a thing.
491
00:23:57,102 --> 00:24:00,272
Ruby offered to volunteer
at my animal rescue.
492
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,861
Yeah, poor guy.
493
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:08,238
He got hit by a gravel truck
on I‐75.
494
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,449
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah.
495
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,409
We thought this was
the best way to
496
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,578
kind of honor his life.
497
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:15,579
Yeah.
498
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:16,830
What about the other ones?
499
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,999
I'm sorry?
500
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,426
Truck killed
the whole damn family.
501
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,971
Oh.
502
00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:37,142
Try some cheese.
503
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,995
Sorry, I didn't
expect company.
504
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,209
You got a glass?
505
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,880
Next to the fridge.
506
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:10,217
Right or left?
507
00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:13,887
Right.
508
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,185
I mean, um, I meant my right.
509
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,812
Not yours.
That's‐‐
510
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,815
Hmm.
511
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,706
So how does this work?
512
00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:42,583
I'll bring you a duffel.
513
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:45,544
You keep what's inside
till I need it.
514
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,671
What do I get?
515
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,506
Holding fee.
516
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,217
Sounds fair.
517
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,553
I'mma need a key
to the box, too.
518
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:56,055
Okay.
519
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,681
Tomorrow.
520
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,516
Noon. Your bank.
521
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,393
Send all the details.
522
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,687
I wouldn't drink that,
by the way.
523
00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:05,230
Why not?
524
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,524
It expired a week ago.
525
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,696
That's it.
526
00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,073
It's over.
527
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,575
We got him, right?
528
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,578
No, he got us.
529
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,622
He just laid it all out.
530
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,248
That was practically
a confession.
531
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,750
I found this place
ten minutes
532
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:25,876
before you guys got here.
533
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:26,919
You didn't have
time to wire it?
534
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,712
I barely had time
to text you.
535
00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:31,715
Oh, God.
536
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:33,550
So it's not over.
537
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,885
Excuse me.
538
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:36,386
Is it safe?
539
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:40,265
Oh, yes, I am so
sorry about that.
540
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:43,602
Everyone, meet Irene and Phil.
541
00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:45,729
Your country thanks you
for your service.
542
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,274
You have a very lovely home.
543
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,151
My aunt in Nantucket‐‐
544
00:26:57,074 --> 00:27:01,286
Dang,
it's archway after archway.
545
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,122
Are you kidding me?
546
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:05,249
It's like the damn Taj Mahal
547
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,417
if it had two ovens.
548
00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:12,214
Turkey in one,
mac and cheese in the other.
549
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:15,092
Change the whole
Thanksgiving game.
550
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,805
How'd we do?
551
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:21,974
You mean how did I do?
552
00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:25,185
I had a situation.
553
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,731
Do you know how hard it is
554
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:31,275
to pretend you're
someone you're not?
555
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:34,236
Every day.
556
00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:36,989
Yeah, well, I'm not
used to having two ovens
557
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,824
two sinks, two dishwashers‐‐
558
00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,325
They got two dishwashers?
559
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:41,785
Two fridges, too.
560
00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:43,662
Dang.
561
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,956
Your pal, Michelle,
562
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:48,959
she was asking me who our
interior designer was.
563
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,169
What did you say?
564
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,130
Jovann.
565
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:55,173
Who the hell's that?
566
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:57,676
That cologne you
gave me for Christmas.
567
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:58,844
You threw me to the wolves.
568
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:00,679
It was a situation.
569
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,097
So, what,
yours is worse than mine?
570
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,348
The life and death kind.
571
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:06,226
Or is it because
she always comes first?
572
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,359
Well, it looks like you
did just fine on your own.
573
00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:16,528
Well, I'm short.
574
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:17,821
How?
575
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,284
Didn't sell enough.
Priced them too high.
576
00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:23,869
Well,
577
00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:26,747
we'll have another party.
578
00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:28,916
Well, then what am
I supposed to tell Gene?
579
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:31,043
That it's coming.
580
00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:33,921
Well, and that might
put me in a situation.
581
00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:37,257
Life and death kind.
582
00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:47,059
Is that caribou?
583
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:49,853
Two of everything.
584
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:59,029
Hey. Soft serve.
585
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,742
So not fair.
586
00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:05,410
Well, pardonnez moi,
587
00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:08,205
we are out of foie gras.
588
00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:10,290
It's about school.
589
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,291
Oh, you know,
it's funny.
590
00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:13,418
I actually wanted to
talk to you about that.
591
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,420
Um...
592
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:18,256
Dad won't let me go to D. C.
593
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,216
Why?
594
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:20,926
He says you don't
actually learn anything.
595
00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,427
It's just a giant party.
596
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,428
Well, duh, yeah.
597
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,097
That's, like,
why field trips were invented.
598
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,431
I will literally
be the only one
599
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:27,933
in my grade not going.
600
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,059
Okay, and?
601
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:31,728
And I want to be
with my friends.
602
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,188
Well, maybe
603
00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:34,439
this is a chance to, like,
604
00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:35,649
make some new friends.
605
00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:38,110
What are you talking about?
Just take a breath, okay?
606
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:41,405
Have some pâté d'Annie
Mom, tell me.
607
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,914
I will talk to your dad
608
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,916
about D. C.
609
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,960
Really?
610
00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:56,461
I mean, it's D. C.
611
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:59,423
We can't be letting down
our founding fathers, can we?
612
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,925
It's kind of your
constitutional duty.
613
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,927
Mm.
614
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,143
Mm.
Mm.
615
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:12,644
Mm.
616
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:13,812
Sick nails.
617
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:14,813
Nancy did 'em.
618
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:16,732
You mean her fancy person.
619
00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:18,984
She doesn't come any more.
620
00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:21,486
What, she's slumming it
at the salon?
621
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,947
She's doing it herself.
622
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,325
You mean like at home?
623
00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,494
Bought me cosmic blue
on Amazon.
624
00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:35,208
Why does the cheap stuff
always taste the best?
625
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,501
They're having
money problems.
626
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,753
Shh.
627
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:38,837
The kids.
628
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,172
She's doing her own nails,
629
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,840
hasn't been to
Whole Foods in months,
630
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,508
and she's picking up
her own takeout.
631
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,010
Who?
632
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:47,512
The Duchess of Winchester.
633
00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:49,014
Who's that?
634
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,515
Nancy, Gregg, hello?
635
00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,184
Otherwise,
why would I be so excited?
636
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,685
Wow, imagine how
excited you're gonna be
637
00:30:53,727 --> 00:30:56,521
when you drive by
their tent under the freeway.
638
00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:58,565
Ugh, amen to that.
639
00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:05,113
Um, how are you all doing?
640
00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:06,990
You know, moneywise.
641
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,367
Well, I'm not in a tent.
642
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,994
Yet.
643
00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:16,124
Can you spare any this month?
644
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:20,879
What's going on?
645
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:23,048
I got some extra bills.
646
00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:25,300
How much?
647
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,887
Six grand.
Jesus!
648
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,515
What did you buy?
Another jazzy?
649
00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:37,312
We're hustling
these janky‐ass purses
650
00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:39,564
for Stan's boss,
and I'm short.
651
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,358
Okay?
652
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:47,405
What?
653
00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:50,200
How many scams
are you running?
654
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:53,161
Why does it matter?
655
00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:56,039
Because it's kind of weird
that you didn't tell us.
656
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,624
It doesn't involve you.
657
00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,417
It kind of does
658
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,253
if you're doing
something sketch.
659
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,588
We do sketch stuff every day.
660
00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,423
Yeah, because that's
part of our deal.
661
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:06,758
We do so much sketch stuff,
I don't even know
662
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,426
what's sketch anymore.
Which we won't have
663
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,428
if they find out that
you're doing something sketch.
664
00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:13,598
She does kind of
have a point.
665
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,603
I mean, excuse me,
but what about your sex tape?
666
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,105
Not the same.
667
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,606
It's exactly the same.
668
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,691
I did that to protect us.
669
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,442
'Cause the rules
don't ever apply when it's you.
670
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:27,112
You think I wanted
to do that?
671
00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:30,532
Way to take a finger
for the team.
672
00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:32,534
You know, I can kind of see
it from that perspective.
673
00:32:32,576 --> 00:32:35,245
Would you please
take a side already!
674
00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:50,802
So what happens
if you don't get it.
675
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:53,805
That'd be bad.
676
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,640
How bad?
677
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,269
Like, gang friend level.
678
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:20,207
You're really
gonna do this, huh?
679
00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:22,667
What do you mean?
680
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:26,171
Noticed how things are
different now, that's all.
681
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:32,135
If Carolyn makes you f‐‐
682
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,431
I know she can be a lot,
so I've got other friends‐‐
683
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:39,142
Is she FBI or Secret Service?
684
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,357
She's a mom
685
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,025
in my gardening group.
686
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,319
Found the wire.
687
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,367
Behind "Pelican Brief."
688
00:33:57,494 --> 00:33:59,871
Don't.
689
00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:02,249
Don't do that.
690
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,590
Open the glove.
691
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,102
Hand it to me.
692
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,564
You blew it, Carolyn.
693
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:26,745
And so now whenever
I plug my phone in,
694
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:29,622
it's "I'll Make Love To You."
695
00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:31,958
Boyz II Men.
696
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,376
Yeah, I played
the damn thing one time
697
00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,754
for this bitch who can't
get going without it
698
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:38,089
and now it's all I hear.
699
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:41,760
Had that happen with
"Mambo No. 5."
700
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,262
Yeah, you stuck
with it forever.
701
00:37:44,304 --> 00:37:46,306
Song herpes, am I right?
702
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,434
How we do?
703
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,352
Well,
704
00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:53,688
I hate to say it,
705
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:58,234
but I'm afraid you crushed it.
706
00:37:58,276 --> 00:37:59,444
Good.
707
00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:00,945
It wasn't easy.
708
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,615
Should make you guys
partners in the club, too.
709
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,451
Hey, that would be awesome.
710
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:07,786
I said I should,
711
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,412
not that I would.
712
00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:10,830
But what I am gonna do...
713
00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,165
Appreciate it.
714
00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:13,291
...is invest it
715
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,919
back into the company.
716
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,046
What company?
717
00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:20,965
Our fake handbag company.
718
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,467
We'd just rather
take our cut.
719
00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:24,552
It's gonna be big, though.
720
00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:26,721
Yeah, we're all set.
721
00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:27,764
Like Apple or...
722
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,474
Our loss.
723
00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:30,809
Facebook.
724
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,477
Hey, that's all you, man.
725
00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:33,770
You sure?
726
00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,271
Yeah.
727
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,816
Real sure.
728
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,944
So you don't want to
be the next Google?
729
00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:43,279
We'll take our chances.
730
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,824
You know what?
731
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:48,618
I care about you guys too much
732
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,912
to let you do that.
733
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,835
I mean, we don't have any
real investments.
734
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,253
That fool's going down.
735
00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,838
Yeah, right.
736
00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:10,431
Oh, no.
737
00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:11,432
Sit down.
738
00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:13,810
Mugs, huh?
739
00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:18,022
You loved that eighth grade
field trip to D. C.
740
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:19,858
You had that insane hookup
741
00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:21,192
with Melissa Thomas
at the Smithsonian.
742
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:23,194
Yeah, right by Lincoln's hat.
743
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:28,992
There's only one reason
why you wouldn't let him go.
744
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:34,914
Is this drip?
745
00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:37,083
Get used to it.
746
00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:45,300
Nancy tried to grow
the business too fast.
747
00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:47,635
What's the damage?
748
00:39:47,677 --> 00:39:50,054
We're totaled.
749
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:53,725
Want some cream?
It's free.
750
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:57,896
What about school?
751
00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:03,067
It'd be nice if he could
finish out the school year.
752
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,737
He loves his dick friends.
753
00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:07,906
And those dick parents.
754
00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,074
Maybe,
755
00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:12,493
maybe I can try to
help with the tuition.
756
00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:14,162
It's not cheap.
757
00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:16,247
Really?
'Cause I thought a school
758
00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:19,042
named after a saint
would be free to all.
759
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,586
You make minimum wage.
760
00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:24,380
It's more than you now.
761
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,052
I am never going to
live this down.
762
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,596
No you are not.
I am just getting started.
763
00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:50,406
Bad day?
764
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:54,911
Wanna turn it around?
765
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,128
Hop in.
766
00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:06,881
Tell me all about your bad day.
767
00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:08,967
'Cause they...
768
00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,888
won't hear a thing.
769
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,936
Come on!
770
00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:25,817
Yes, ma'am
Oh!
771
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,823
Ah.
772
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,117
So what happened?
773
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,495
It's complicated.
774
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,803
I didn't have a choice.
775
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:55,888
You got one now.
776
00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,183
The way I see it, you got
the angel on one shoulder
777
00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:01,144
and the devil on the other.
778
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:07,358
Damned either way.
779
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:14,866
So what's it gonna be?
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