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Someoneās gonna have
to go down there.
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Blackwood!
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McDermott.
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Got a call from the Cleargenix
drill site.
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I need you
to go take a look.
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Got a call about a body?
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Can you get me down
in that hole?
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I sent you home.
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Iām still here!
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Sweetheart?
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It would be
unfortunate
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if the mayorās son
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got caught drinking under age
with his dickhead friends.
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Iām in a very
tight race.
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One of the cornerstones of
my campaign is open carry.
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Letās do this.
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Nicole.
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Your wife is right
in the next booth.
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I am getting married today
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and it would mean an awful lot
if you and dad could be there.
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I do not know how you work
with dead bodies.
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Iāll be taking care of your
grandfatherās service today.
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Lauren, the deadā
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Not dead anymore.
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Get in the basement!
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Nothing can get in.
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Unless theyāre already here.
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What kind of funeral home
are you running here?
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I told mama we should have gone
to Boltman Brothers Mortuary.
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They got a coupon
and everything.
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Those meat lockers only open
from the outside.
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As long as no one touches them
we should be fine.
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Not crazy about the "should be"
in that statement?
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What do you want from me,
Cam?
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My first solo funeral has kind
of gone off the rails, here.
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I canāt get through
to the cops.
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I canāt even get a signal.
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Itās this goddamn basement.
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Holy shit, did one of those
things bite you?
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Itās fine. Iām fine.
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Youāre right, youāre right.
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Zombie bites only turn people
into zombies in the movies.
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Sheās gonna turn
into a zombie?
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Iām not gonna turn
into a zombie.
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Thatās what I said.
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Besides, she would have
to die first.
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Iām not gonna turn
into one of those things.
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Ok. Well, if you feel like
you suddenly wanna eat us
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definitely say something first.
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Sheās gonna eat us now?!
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No! No, no, no, no.
Sheās gonna say something
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and then we can shoot her
in the head.
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Iāll shoot her.
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Woah, woah, woah,
woah, woah!
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Why do you have a gun
at a funeral?
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I aināt taking any chances.
Iām gonna shoot her.
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You donāt have to do that.
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Yeah, weā we can just stop
the virus
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from spreading to the rest
of her body.
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Ok, whatā like, what?
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We cut off her arm
or something?
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Do not cut off my arm.
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I could suck the poison out.
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Iād rather you cut off my arm.
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Jesus, Dale!
What did you do?
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Man, nothing.
It stopped.
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*DAY OF THE DEAD*
Season 01 Episode 02
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Episode Title:
"Chum"
Aired on:
October 22, 2021.
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Come in.
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Oh, I knew this was gonna
happen, Dr. Fisher.
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Iāve told you a million times,
I cannot run away with you.
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Do you mind?
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We got your test results back,
Miriam.
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Well, they gotta be bad if
youāre here on your wedding day.
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Um...
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Whatāre we talking?
Six months?
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Three months?
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Look, we do have options.
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Thereās targeted chemo,
stem cell therapy,
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experimental trials. Itāsā
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No, Iām not doing
any of that.
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Iām 88 years old.
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How much more time
do I need?
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You canāt just give up.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Come on.
Live a little.
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I donāt wanna spend the last
three months of my life
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feeling like shit,
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and praying that some
experimental therapy
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is gonna let me see 89.
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Iām ready to say goodbye.
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Especially to this place.
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The food here sucks.
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McDermott!
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Trey, would you hurry up?
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I wanna hit the polling place
at First Baptist before noon.
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They have some new booths
Iād love to check out.
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I donāt know if I can vote again
that soon.
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Oh shit.
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Sheās poisoning our water!
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This came out of my tap!
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I wouldnāt give this
to my dog!
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Listen, listen, folks.
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I hear what youāre saying.
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You feel powerless,
you feel ignored...
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Paula.
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Donāt.
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My friends, you can bring
real change to Mawinhakin,
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and all you gotta do is vote.
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Yeah!
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Pops?
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Hey.
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What do you think
youāre doing?
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You know there are laws against
campaigning at a polling place.
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Iām not telling them
who to vote for.
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Besides, someone
has to calm them down.
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Theyāre very angry.
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Take a look at this.
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How much are they paying you
to defile our land?
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Defile our land?
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Cleargenix is the only thing
bringing jobs into this town.
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Jobs that pay taxes
that pay for our schools
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so your kids can grow up and
make something of themselves.
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Hey man, you gotta talk some
sense into your wife here.
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What did you say?
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Iām the mayor.
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Heās the husband.
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You know what?
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Maybe you should go out
and get one of those jobs
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I was talking about
instead of standing here
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whining like a snowflake!
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Ok.
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We are all very passionate
about our beliefs
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and thatās what makes
a democracy great.
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Thank you for expressing
your opinion.
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God bless America.
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We need to find a back way
out of here.
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Can you believe that prick?
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This place would be a ghost town
if it wasnāt for me.
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- Paula, I donāt appreciateā
- Talk sense into your wife?
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Like, what can you do?
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Now, see, thatās what I mean.
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It just devalues me,
thatās all.
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But you are the husband,
Trey.
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Iām the one who busted my ass
to become mayor.
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The first female one in
the history of this town,
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I might add.
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When Payāmart shut down Iām the
one who brought in Cleargenix,
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and when all those sheep are
down there stuffing their faces
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at the new Ruby Tuesdayās,
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who do you think
theyāre gonna thank, huh?
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You?
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Iām just asking
for a little respect.
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Trey, try growing some balls and
maybe people will respect you.
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Nicole, where the hell
are we?
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Iām sorry, I thought
thereād be an exit in here!
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Jesus Christ, do I have
to do everything?
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You are an evil woman!
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This townās blood
is on your hands!
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No!
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Buddy?
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You ok?
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Man of honor.
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Itāsā itās weird, right?
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Man of honor?
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Iāmā isā is it weird or am I
weird for thinking itās weird?
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I know a lot of women
who ask their gay friends
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to be man of honor.
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Yeah, but thatās the thing,
though, Shawn is straight.
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Ok, a little unusual.
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But nothing to worry about.
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And Amyās exāboyfriend
from high school.
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Oh, honey.
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See? I knew it.
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No, heāsā heās just so involved
with the wedding
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and always around.
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You should have seen the shower
he threw her. It was...
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Iām so sorry. I shouldnāt be
bothering you with this.
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Yeah, youāre right.
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You should go back to talking
about my terminal cancer.
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Have you talked to Amy
about Shawn?
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No, no.
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Sheās just so stressed out
from the wedding
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it would just upset her.
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Plus I still havenāt found
a way to tell her
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that my parents might not even
make it here on time.
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Dr. Fisher, you came in here,
looked me in the eye
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and told me I got less than
six months to live,
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but youāre afraid
to tell your fiancƩ
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that your parentsā flight
is delayed?
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Iām not afraid to tell her.
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Well, good.
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What youāre asking is not
a big deal.
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If sheās any kind of woman worth
marrying sheāll understand.
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- Thanks, cuz.
- Thanks, man.
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Weāre gonna be fucking heroes
when we show up with this thing.
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Yeah.
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Alright, lift this thing up.
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Alright, lifting.
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Alright, lift it up.
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- Iām lifting, man.
- Okay, okay.
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Man, letās just get your cousin
to help us with this thing.
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Yeah, ask the guy who
just literally risked his job
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to get us this keg illegally,
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and now tell him to put it
in the car.
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Man, stop whining.
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Lift at your nuts.
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Whoo!
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See? Now thatās what
Iām talking about.
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Thatās how you kick off
senior skip day.
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We got a keg, a party
in the woods,
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and if you get enough beers
in her,
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Julie might let you have sex
with her.
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Dude, donāt be gross.
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And by the way,
we have had sex.
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Ok.
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We have.
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I said ok.
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Why are you saying it like
you donāt believe it?
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āCause thatās exactly
how I meant it.
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Ok.
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You canāt be here.
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Jesus, Jai, youāre not supposed
to see me.
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I know, I know.
Iām sorry.
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I just uh... I need
to talk to you.
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Ok, well just call me
or text me,
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but you have to leave.
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We have to delay the wedding.
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What?
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Look, just for a few hours.
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Hopefully.
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Look, my parents,
theyāre stuck in Florida,
234
00:13:57,483 --> 00:13:58,650
thereās been
a tropical storm...
235
00:13:58,734 --> 00:13:59,693
Oh, my god.
236
00:13:59,777 --> 00:14:01,862
I knew it.
This is so your mother.
237
00:14:01,946 --> 00:14:03,488
Amy, she canāt control
the weather.
238
00:14:03,572 --> 00:14:06,072
No, but she could have flown
in at the beginning of the week
239
00:14:06,157 --> 00:14:07,457
like we asked her to.
240
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,993
Instead she has to go make
my day all about her.
241
00:14:10,078 --> 00:14:11,912
That is not what sheās doing.
242
00:14:11,997 --> 00:14:15,034
Iāll justā Iāll call the club
to see if we can start later.
243
00:14:15,119 --> 00:14:15,618
No.
244
00:14:15,703 --> 00:14:16,293
No, no, no.
245
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:16,877
Weāll add a cocktail hour.
246
00:14:16,961 --> 00:14:17,688
No, no, no, no.
247
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,320
We are getting married at 4:30
248
00:14:19,405 --> 00:14:21,145
whether your parents
are here or not.
249
00:14:24,343 --> 00:14:26,263
I canāt do that.
250
00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:33,018
Baby, I know, ok?
Iām sorry.
251
00:14:33,102 --> 00:14:34,311
This totally sucks
252
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:37,522
and I want your parents
to be here, too.
253
00:14:37,606 --> 00:14:40,595
But everythingās already been
booked for this afternoon
254
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,017
and itās gonna be
really expensive
255
00:14:42,102 --> 00:14:43,149
if we try and change it
256
00:14:43,234 --> 00:14:47,824
and... Daddyās paying
for the wedding.
257
00:14:47,908 --> 00:14:49,868
I mean, heās already
given us so much.
258
00:14:49,953 --> 00:14:54,206
This house, your job.
Think about it.
259
00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:56,782
We never would have
even met
260
00:14:56,867 --> 00:14:59,836
if he hadnāt brought you
into his practice.
261
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:03,980
Iād hate to ask for more.
262
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,395
Wouldnāt you?
263
00:15:08,304 --> 00:15:09,679
Yeah, yeah, youāre right.
264
00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:13,892
I mean, they should have
got here earlier.
265
00:15:13,976 --> 00:15:15,936
Yeah.
266
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:17,896
We can always show them
the video, right?
267
00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:19,856
Yeah.
268
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:22,370
Iām so glad we talked
about this.
269
00:15:22,901 --> 00:15:24,653
Ok, well, now
get outta here.
270
00:15:24,737 --> 00:15:27,497
Youāre breaking the rules,
mister.
271
00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:43,763
I am in control of my life
by the choices I make.
272
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:51,780
I am in control of my life
by the choices I make.
273
00:15:52,806 --> 00:15:59,156
I am in control of my life
by the choices I make.
274
00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:21,075
We canāt let it out!
275
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,926
No shit
we canāt let it out!
276
00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:24,770
You son of a bitch!
277
00:16:30,719 --> 00:16:34,180
No one else open
one of these.
278
00:16:34,264 --> 00:16:37,350
This is not the way this funeral
was supposed to go.
279
00:16:37,434 --> 00:16:40,061
I wanna talk to Lazlo
right now.
280
00:16:40,145 --> 00:16:41,905
Be my guest.
281
00:16:42,481 --> 00:16:44,831
Heās right down here.
282
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,135
Holy sh...
283
00:16:50,489 --> 00:16:51,531
Alright, look.
284
00:16:51,747 --> 00:16:54,284
I donāt know why,
I donāt know how.
285
00:16:54,368 --> 00:16:55,714
But the dead are coming
back to life
286
00:16:55,798 --> 00:16:57,299
and theyāre trying
to kill us.
287
00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,309
We need to stop yelling
at each other
288
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,419
and figure out how to get
the hell outta here.
289
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:05,215
Uh, did anybody see
what happened to the arm?
290
00:17:07,923 --> 00:17:08,965
There!
291
00:17:24,017 --> 00:17:25,200
What do we do?
292
00:17:25,285 --> 00:17:26,911
Youāve got a gun, dumbass!
Shoot it!
293
00:17:26,996 --> 00:17:28,466
This is a highāstress situation!
294
00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:30,695
I donāt appreciate
you calling me names.
295
00:17:30,779 --> 00:17:32,459
Give me that!
296
00:18:01,101 --> 00:18:03,395
Jai! There he is.
297
00:18:03,479 --> 00:18:06,022
Herb. Hey.
298
00:18:06,106 --> 00:18:08,858
Just gonna start
getting dressed.
299
00:18:08,942 --> 00:18:10,568
Getting dressed?
Whatāre you talking about?
300
00:18:10,652 --> 00:18:12,195
The weddingās not
for two hours.
301
00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:13,154
In this countryā
302
00:18:13,239 --> 00:18:14,473
I am from this country.
303
00:18:14,558 --> 00:18:17,512
Women take hours to get ready.
Men play golf.
304
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:21,170
I donāt know.
If Amy finds out...
305
00:18:21,255 --> 00:18:23,114
Ah, whatās she gonna say?
306
00:18:23,199 --> 00:18:25,232
Youāre out playing a quick nine
with your future fatherāinālaw.
307
00:18:25,316 --> 00:18:26,528
She canāt get mad at that.
308
00:18:26,613 --> 00:18:29,327
Ah, really, Herb.
I donāt think itāsā
309
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,512
Iām not asking you, son.
310
00:18:32,424 --> 00:18:34,184
Now, come on.
311
00:18:51,985 --> 00:18:53,162
Are you sure this is it?
312
00:18:53,247 --> 00:18:54,320
Where are all the other cars?
313
00:18:54,404 --> 00:18:55,784
Ok, look.
314
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,827
Can you at least act like
youāve been to a party before?
315
00:18:58,911 --> 00:19:00,764
You know if cars were lined up
down this road
316
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,378
cops would be on our asses
right now.
317
00:19:02,463 --> 00:19:04,061
Ok, so should I move my car?
318
00:19:04,146 --> 00:19:06,427
Would you stop talking about
the parking?
319
00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:09,377
Ok, you know what, look.
320
00:19:09,461 --> 00:19:11,463
There. See that trail
right there?
321
00:19:11,548 --> 00:19:12,028
Uhāhuh.
322
00:19:12,113 --> 00:19:14,286
If we follow that itāll take us
straight to the lake.
323
00:19:14,744 --> 00:19:16,424
The lakeās over there.
324
00:19:18,178 --> 00:19:19,608
Oh, I knew that.
325
00:19:20,597 --> 00:19:22,223
Ok.
326
00:19:22,307 --> 00:19:23,307
What? I knew that.
327
00:19:23,474 --> 00:19:24,997
No, I believe you.
328
00:19:26,168 --> 00:19:28,255
You gonna help me with this,
or what?
329
00:19:28,340 --> 00:19:28,979
Come on.
330
00:19:29,064 --> 00:19:30,364
Fine.
331
00:19:33,235 --> 00:19:34,569
I donāt feel like youāre
lifting, man.
332
00:19:34,653 --> 00:19:35,263
Iām lifting.
333
00:19:35,350 --> 00:19:37,290
- I really donāt think so.
- I am lifting.
334
00:19:47,332 --> 00:19:48,791
Come on, man.
335
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,710
Quit messing around.
This isnāt funny.
336
00:19:50,794 --> 00:19:54,172
Trey, heās dead!
You killed him!
337
00:19:54,256 --> 00:19:55,161
Oh god.
338
00:19:55,246 --> 00:19:56,340
I thought he was pulling
a gun.
339
00:19:56,424 --> 00:19:57,566
Whyād you fire
in the air?
340
00:19:57,651 --> 00:19:58,653
āCause I didnāt wanna
shoot him!
341
00:19:58,737 --> 00:20:00,537
So you were gonna let him
shoot me?
342
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:04,849
It wasā it was water.
It was just water.
343
00:20:04,933 --> 00:20:06,601
He didnāt deserve to die
for that.
344
00:20:06,685 --> 00:20:09,312
Nicole, get it together!
345
00:20:09,396 --> 00:20:11,028
We are gonna get out of this,
ok?
346
00:20:11,113 --> 00:20:12,774
I am not losing this election
347
00:20:13,050 --> 00:20:14,608
because my idiot husband
murdered a man!
348
00:20:14,692 --> 00:20:15,667
It was an accident!
349
00:20:15,752 --> 00:20:17,074
I was just trying
to scare him.
350
00:20:17,159 --> 00:20:18,759
I am not a murderer!
351
00:20:19,572 --> 00:20:21,365
Iām just gonna turn myself in.
352
00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:22,872
Iāve never been in trouble
in my life,
353
00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:24,450
not even a speeding ticket.
354
00:20:24,535 --> 00:20:25,787
Whatās the worst
it can be?
355
00:20:25,871 --> 00:20:27,622
Involuntary manslaughter.
356
00:20:27,706 --> 00:20:30,300
Iām a white guy.
Iāll be out in 18 months.
357
00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:31,334
Youāll wait for me,
wonāt you?
358
00:20:31,472 --> 00:20:32,335
Yes.
359
00:20:32,419 --> 00:20:33,294
- What?
- What?
360
00:20:33,378 --> 00:20:36,589
I mean, no oneās going
to jail.
361
00:20:36,673 --> 00:20:38,167
We can spin this.
362
00:20:38,252 --> 00:20:42,011
We just have to hide the body
until the electionās over.
363
00:20:42,095 --> 00:20:44,222
Thereās lots of boxes in here.
364
00:20:44,306 --> 00:20:45,932
We could put him in a box!
365
00:20:46,016 --> 00:20:49,276
We are not putting him in a box,
Trey!
366
00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:07,912
Who told you to shut down?
367
00:21:07,996 --> 00:21:09,756
Hey, Rhodes.
368
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:12,333
Thereās a cop down there!
369
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:14,836
You keep that drill going
youāre gonna kill him!
370
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:15,617
Iām going down there.
371
00:21:15,702 --> 00:21:17,712
The hell you are!
372
00:21:20,717 --> 00:21:24,095
Looks like you folks are having
quite the morning.
373
00:21:24,179 --> 00:21:26,264
Which one of you is Rhodes?
374
00:21:26,348 --> 00:21:27,858
I am.
375
00:21:29,726 --> 00:21:31,227
Who are you?
376
00:21:31,311 --> 00:21:33,941
Iām Dr. Logan.
Corporate sent me.
377
00:21:35,691 --> 00:21:42,614
Careful, might get some dust
on those fancy shoes of yours.
378
00:21:42,698 --> 00:21:46,784
Honestly, I wasnāt expecting
to come to a drill site today,
379
00:21:46,868 --> 00:21:49,120
but when the company has
to call the mayor
380
00:21:49,204 --> 00:21:53,166
to get the police to back off,
well, it raises some eyebrows.
381
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:56,753
This is a... misunderstanding.
382
00:21:56,837 --> 00:21:58,379
Weāve got this
all under control.
383
00:21:58,470 --> 00:21:59,441
Heās lying.
384
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:01,256
Thereās not just a cop
down there.
385
00:22:01,341 --> 00:22:02,567
Thereās something else.
386
00:22:02,652 --> 00:22:05,386
Blackwood, Iām handling this.
387
00:22:05,470 --> 00:22:06,816
Not anymore.
388
00:22:07,931 --> 00:22:09,641
Raise the drill.
389
00:22:09,949 --> 00:22:12,275
Letās find out whatās going
on here.
390
00:22:21,861 --> 00:22:23,261
Hey!
391
00:22:23,346 --> 00:22:25,856
My Peepaw gave that to me
when I was seven!
392
00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:33,122
Bobby, we gotta go!
393
00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:34,636
Oh, shit!
394
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:36,291
Come on! Go!
395
00:22:36,376 --> 00:22:40,160
Get out of here!
Go, go, go!!!
396
00:22:40,464 --> 00:22:41,089
Guys!
397
00:22:41,173 --> 00:22:44,050
Bobby! Bobby! Bobby!
398
00:22:46,386 --> 00:22:47,303
Bobby!
399
00:22:47,387 --> 00:22:49,514
Help me! Help me!
400
00:22:57,439 --> 00:23:00,409
We got you, buddy!
We got you.
401
00:23:01,234 --> 00:23:03,454
Ok. We got him.
We got him.
402
00:23:04,237 --> 00:23:06,327
Uh, Cam?
403
00:23:08,565 --> 00:23:10,316
Gross!
404
00:23:20,045 --> 00:23:22,345
Whereās Dale?
Is he ok?
405
00:23:40,649 --> 00:23:42,066
right out the side door.
406
00:23:42,150 --> 00:23:43,058
Letās just go.
407
00:23:43,143 --> 00:23:44,861
We canāt just leave
these people.
408
00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:47,739
Yes, we can.
Theyāre horrible.
409
00:23:47,823 --> 00:23:49,323
They bring guns to funerals.
410
00:23:49,407 --> 00:23:51,917
Guns they got when they were
seven years old.
411
00:23:52,089 --> 00:23:54,332
Lauren, these people are victims
of a political system
412
00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:55,687
that preys on their prejudices.
413
00:23:55,772 --> 00:23:56,982
It uses them for their vote
then it abandons them
414
00:23:57,066 --> 00:23:59,584
to big corporations that
profit off their misery.
415
00:23:59,668 --> 00:24:02,253
Itās not their fault theyāre
uneducated white trash.
416
00:24:02,337 --> 00:24:03,921
Uneducated?
417
00:24:04,005 --> 00:24:07,467
Iāll have you know Dale
had a PhD in sociology.
418
00:24:07,552 --> 00:24:08,785
Oh, great.
419
00:24:08,885 --> 00:24:10,762
The moron that let the zombies
out was the smartest one.
420
00:24:10,846 --> 00:24:12,276
Lauren!
421
00:24:14,474 --> 00:24:15,683
Listen up, everyone.
422
00:24:15,767 --> 00:24:17,817
Weāre getting outta here.
423
00:24:25,510 --> 00:24:26,719
Itās ok.
424
00:24:26,945 --> 00:24:28,196
Youāre gonna be ok.
425
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,300
Iām a doctor.
426
00:24:29,864 --> 00:24:31,531
Itās not human.
427
00:24:31,616 --> 00:24:33,876
It should be dead.
428
00:24:36,246 --> 00:24:38,316
It should be... should...
429
00:24:59,477 --> 00:25:02,191
We need to figure out what the
hell that thing down there is.
430
00:25:02,355 --> 00:25:04,065
Sarah, right?
431
00:25:04,149 --> 00:25:05,817
You saved that manās life.
432
00:25:05,901 --> 00:25:09,487
I know it canāt be easy standing
up to assholes like Rhodes.
433
00:25:09,571 --> 00:25:11,739
I met plenty of guys like him
in the service.
434
00:25:11,823 --> 00:25:13,366
Heās not as tough
as he thinks he is.
435
00:25:13,450 --> 00:25:14,617
Youāve been through
a lot today.
436
00:25:14,701 --> 00:25:16,869
Take some time off,
with pay.
437
00:25:16,953 --> 00:25:18,412
Just get some rest.
438
00:25:18,496 --> 00:25:20,039
But Iā
439
00:25:20,123 --> 00:25:23,084
I promise. Weāre securing
the site, no more drilling.
440
00:25:23,168 --> 00:25:26,178
The right people are
in control now.
441
00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,558
This is bullshit!
442
00:25:38,642 --> 00:25:40,101
I wanna talk to
my union rep!
443
00:25:40,185 --> 00:25:41,435
Shut up.
444
00:25:41,519 --> 00:25:44,355
You have monumentally
screwed up here.
445
00:25:44,439 --> 00:25:45,147
Assault?
446
00:25:45,231 --> 00:25:47,241
Attempted murder?
447
00:25:47,567 --> 00:25:49,193
Oh, donāt worry.
448
00:25:49,277 --> 00:25:52,280
Iām gonna give you a chance
to fix it.
449
00:25:52,364 --> 00:25:54,866
You make sure she doesnāt
tell anyone
450
00:25:54,950 --> 00:25:57,380
about what happened
here today.
451
00:26:00,372 --> 00:26:02,332
Yes, maāam.
452
00:26:03,917 --> 00:26:05,217
Whew!
453
00:26:05,835 --> 00:26:08,379
Youāve got a heck of a swing
there, kid.
454
00:26:08,463 --> 00:26:10,464
If only you could hit it
where you wanted to.
455
00:26:10,548 --> 00:26:13,050
Listen, Herb, I uh...
456
00:26:13,134 --> 00:26:14,760
I really should be
getting back.
457
00:26:14,844 --> 00:26:18,681
You know, Jai,
when I interviewed you
458
00:26:18,765 --> 00:26:21,017
I didnāt know I was hiring
my sonāinālaw.
459
00:26:21,101 --> 00:26:24,687
I mean if I did, Iād be asking
a lot tougher questions.
460
00:26:24,771 --> 00:26:26,480
But now that I see
that this marriage
461
00:26:26,564 --> 00:26:28,733
is actually gonna happen,
462
00:26:28,817 --> 00:26:31,319
well, Iāve been doing
some thinking.
463
00:26:31,403 --> 00:26:34,906
I know that the plan was
for me to retire
464
00:26:34,990 --> 00:26:36,490
and hand off the practice
to you,
465
00:26:36,574 --> 00:26:40,254
but Iāmā Iām thinking
Iām gonna stay on.
466
00:26:42,288 --> 00:26:44,665
Oh... for uh,
for how long?
467
00:26:44,749 --> 00:26:46,599
Oh, I donāt know.
468
00:26:48,294 --> 00:26:50,224
āTil I die.
469
00:26:52,966 --> 00:26:54,592
Why are you telling me
about this right now?
470
00:26:54,676 --> 00:26:55,480
Today?
471
00:26:55,565 --> 00:26:57,441
Well, I just wanna
make sure you know
472
00:26:57,526 --> 00:26:59,636
that if youāre marrying
my daughter for my practice
473
00:26:59,787 --> 00:27:01,587
you still have time
to get out.
474
00:27:03,184 --> 00:27:05,186
That is not why
Iām marrying her.
475
00:27:05,270 --> 00:27:06,570
Good.
476
00:27:06,655 --> 00:27:08,545
Then you wonāt mind signing
a prenup.
477
00:27:17,657 --> 00:27:20,117
Youāve gotta be kidding me,
man.
478
00:27:20,201 --> 00:27:22,203
Jai, youāre a fine doctor.
479
00:27:22,287 --> 00:27:24,872
You might even make
a good husband.
480
00:27:24,956 --> 00:27:26,536
But after what happened
last year
481
00:27:26,621 --> 00:27:30,041
thereās no way that Iām leaving
my legacy to you.
482
00:27:30,754 --> 00:27:33,798
Now I want that signed
before the I doās.
483
00:27:33,882 --> 00:27:37,052
And donāt forget to return
my driver when youāre done.
484
00:28:02,494 --> 00:28:04,036
Man, why donāt we just leave
this thing,
485
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:06,455
go find the party and bring
some people back to help us?
486
00:28:06,539 --> 00:28:08,541
The whole point is
to arrive with it.
487
00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:09,750
Itās like you donāt want
to get laid.
488
00:28:09,834 --> 00:28:12,003
Why are you so obsessed
with my sex life?
489
00:28:12,087 --> 00:28:12,920
Ha!
490
00:28:13,004 --> 00:28:14,672
Sex life?
491
00:28:14,756 --> 00:28:15,699
I swear to god, Bowman,
492
00:28:15,784 --> 00:28:17,504
sometimes I feel like
youāre still a virgin.
493
00:28:17,754 --> 00:28:19,764
You know, screw you, Trent.
494
00:28:22,639 --> 00:28:24,385
Holy shit, you are.
495
00:28:24,470 --> 00:28:27,640
Yeah, fine!
So what?
496
00:28:28,019 --> 00:28:29,854
Then why did you tell me
that you nailed Julie?
497
00:28:29,938 --> 00:28:32,773
Because youāre always
asking me about it.
498
00:28:32,857 --> 00:28:34,590
Youāre all over me
all the time.
499
00:28:34,675 --> 00:28:36,098
You never shut up
about it.
500
00:28:36,183 --> 00:28:38,362
Ok, whatever.
You can be a virgin.
501
00:28:38,477 --> 00:28:39,621
Itās cool.
502
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:43,325
I mean, itās not cool, but I
guess it is, you know, for you.
503
00:28:43,409 --> 00:28:46,120
Itās not just that.
504
00:28:46,204 --> 00:28:48,789
I almost got caught stealing
beer this morning.
505
00:28:48,873 --> 00:28:50,875
I didnāt even wanna do it
but I had your voice in my head
506
00:28:50,959 --> 00:28:53,919
going "come on, dude,
donāt be such a pussy".
507
00:28:54,003 --> 00:28:56,213
And then my mom comes in
and sheās like
508
00:28:56,297 --> 00:28:57,977
"do you have any idea
what it would be like
509
00:28:58,176 --> 00:29:01,436
"if the mayorās son
got caught drinking?"
510
00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:04,764
So I put it back.
511
00:29:04,848 --> 00:29:08,350
But she knows I tried to take it
so sheās disappointed in me.
512
00:29:08,434 --> 00:29:11,153
And, you know, I didnāt take it
so youāre disappointed in me.
513
00:29:11,238 --> 00:29:12,538
Man, Iām just so tired
514
00:29:12,623 --> 00:29:14,816
of not living up to other
peopleās expectations.
515
00:29:14,901 --> 00:29:16,201
You know what?
516
00:29:16,286 --> 00:29:17,792
Itās my bad, ok?
Itās my bad.
517
00:29:17,877 --> 00:29:19,972
Iām the bad friend.
Iām the bad friend.
518
00:29:20,155 --> 00:29:22,585
My bad. I apologize.
519
00:29:23,065 --> 00:29:25,285
Letās just get to this party.
520
00:29:28,369 --> 00:29:29,494
Stop. Dude.
521
00:29:29,579 --> 00:29:32,299
Ok, I will help. Iāll help you.
Ok, stop.
522
00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:45,110
Come on, where are you?
523
00:29:51,811 --> 00:29:53,361
Dammit.
524
00:30:12,290 --> 00:30:15,510
Uh... hello?
525
00:30:16,669 --> 00:30:18,855
Hey, you uh, you havenāt
happened to see
526
00:30:18,940 --> 00:30:20,870
a driver around here,
have you?
527
00:30:25,441 --> 00:30:28,812
Uh... hello?
528
00:30:42,195 --> 00:30:43,855
Great. Great.
529
00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:46,051
This is uh,
this is perfect.
530
00:30:49,619 --> 00:30:51,469
No, no, no.
531
00:30:56,292 --> 00:30:58,092
Okay.
532
00:31:09,681 --> 00:31:12,683
Hey... Uh, excuse me.
533
00:31:12,767 --> 00:31:15,004
You, um, you donāt happen
to know
534
00:31:15,089 --> 00:31:16,660
the way back to the golf course,
do you?
535
00:31:17,331 --> 00:31:19,292
Iām kinda supposed
to be getting married
536
00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:21,636
and uh, Iām a little lost.
537
00:31:24,319 --> 00:31:25,192
What?!
538
00:31:25,277 --> 00:31:26,285
What are you doing?!
539
00:31:34,415 --> 00:31:37,685
A movie is now starting
540
00:31:42,698 --> 00:31:43,889
This is never gonna work.
541
00:31:43,974 --> 00:31:45,734
Just because itās election day
542
00:31:45,819 --> 00:31:48,139
doesnāt mean I donāt have time
to take care of our seniors.
543
00:31:49,011 --> 00:31:51,012
Letās get you some air.
544
00:31:51,097 --> 00:31:52,389
Nicole, bring the car around.
545
00:31:52,473 --> 00:31:53,432
Why my car?
546
00:31:53,516 --> 00:31:55,160
Because we brought
the damn truck
547
00:31:55,245 --> 00:31:57,949
and we canāt drive around town
with a dead asshole in the bed.
548
00:31:59,522 --> 00:32:01,112
Oh, dammit.
549
00:32:02,060 --> 00:32:03,853
Mayor Bowman.
550
00:32:03,985 --> 00:32:06,028
Who you got there?
551
00:32:06,112 --> 00:32:06,654
Get rid of it.
552
00:32:06,738 --> 00:32:07,571
Where?
553
00:32:07,655 --> 00:32:08,472
Anywhere.
554
00:32:08,557 --> 00:32:10,040
Everyoneās half dead
around here, anyway.
555
00:32:10,124 --> 00:32:11,424
Just stash him somewhere.
556
00:32:11,509 --> 00:32:13,886
You wouldnāt be trying to sway
a voter, would you?
557
00:32:13,971 --> 00:32:15,472
Oh, no.
558
00:32:15,997 --> 00:32:17,248
Just being nice.
559
00:32:17,332 --> 00:32:19,375
You know, not everything
is about votes.
560
00:32:21,252 --> 00:32:25,512
Now, you know I know
thatās some bullshit.
561
00:32:32,513 --> 00:32:34,056
Ok, Dad.
562
00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:35,933
Here we are.
563
00:32:36,017 --> 00:32:37,017
Look at that.
564
00:32:37,101 --> 00:32:38,978
Theyāve got your favorite
show on.
565
00:32:39,062 --> 00:32:41,438
That one that you like.
566
00:32:41,522 --> 00:32:43,532
So much.
567
00:32:46,152 --> 00:32:48,362
Well, I better get going.
568
00:32:49,614 --> 00:32:52,408
Dad, donāt be like that.
569
00:32:52,492 --> 00:32:55,077
I know, I should visit you more
570
00:32:55,161 --> 00:33:01,551
while youāre alive and healthy
and breathing.
571
00:33:04,253 --> 00:33:06,422
Trey, come on!
572
00:33:06,506 --> 00:33:07,543
See you next week, Dad.
573
00:33:07,628 --> 00:33:08,581
Love you.
574
00:33:08,666 --> 00:33:10,134
Oh, you donāt have
to say it back.
575
00:33:10,218 --> 00:33:11,518
I know.
576
00:33:29,445 --> 00:33:30,654
You sure this is
gonna work?
577
00:33:30,738 --> 00:33:32,489
Yeah, I ran it through
a computer simulation
578
00:33:32,573 --> 00:33:34,241
and it worked 100 percent
of the time.
579
00:33:34,325 --> 00:33:36,527
You could have just said
"I donāt know".
580
00:33:36,612 --> 00:33:37,440
Letās do this.
581
00:33:37,525 --> 00:33:39,035
Ok.
582
00:33:40,623 --> 00:33:41,915
Go, go, go, go!
583
00:33:41,999 --> 00:33:42,791
Iām sorry.
584
00:33:42,883 --> 00:33:43,722
Iām going as fast as I can.
585
00:33:43,807 --> 00:33:45,387
Iāve never carried
a body before.
586
00:34:07,636 --> 00:34:09,026
Why do I have to do the part
with the guts?
587
00:34:09,110 --> 00:34:10,790
Because it was my idea.
588
00:34:28,921 --> 00:34:30,318
Didā did you just puke
in my hearse?
589
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:31,598
Yeah!
590
00:34:31,683 --> 00:34:33,223
Iām not sorry about it, either!
591
00:34:45,396 --> 00:34:46,906
A finger...
592
00:35:07,335 --> 00:35:10,253
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
They stopped following us.
593
00:35:10,505 --> 00:35:12,635
Hey, over here!
594
00:35:14,967 --> 00:35:16,517
Hey!
595
00:35:25,645 --> 00:35:28,025
Get off!
Get away!!!
596
00:35:29,482 --> 00:35:30,566
Go! Drive!
597
00:35:46,832 --> 00:35:49,793
Woo! It worked!
598
00:35:49,877 --> 00:35:50,878
It worked!
599
00:35:52,505 --> 00:35:56,119
You got a little barf
on your face there.
600
00:35:56,204 --> 00:35:58,247
Did I get it?
601
00:35:58,511 --> 00:36:00,463
Yeah, you got it.
602
00:36:04,267 --> 00:36:05,309
Whew!
603
00:36:42,430 --> 00:36:45,530
This shitās gonna be all foam
by the time we get there.
604
00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:53,482
Whew.
605
00:36:53,566 --> 00:36:55,526
Man, where is this party?
606
00:36:55,610 --> 00:36:56,944
I donāt get it.
607
00:36:57,028 --> 00:36:58,570
Kyle said it was right
by the lake.
608
00:36:58,654 --> 00:37:00,864
Man, this lake is huge.
609
00:37:00,948 --> 00:37:03,033
You know, Iām not feeling
your tone right now, ok?
610
00:37:03,117 --> 00:37:04,618
Iām the one who got
the beer.
611
00:37:04,702 --> 00:37:06,370
Iām the one who heard about
the party.
612
00:37:06,454 --> 00:37:08,504
All youāve done is bitch.
613
00:37:09,749 --> 00:37:12,334
Youāre right, man.
Iām sorry.
614
00:37:12,418 --> 00:37:15,468
I could have sworn
it was around here.
615
00:37:17,506 --> 00:37:20,509
Maybe the Enfields got āem.
616
00:37:20,593 --> 00:37:22,386
What the hellās an Enfield?
617
00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:24,930
You know, the Enfields.
618
00:37:25,014 --> 00:37:28,392
You know, the story
about the lake.
619
00:37:28,476 --> 00:37:30,519
You know, like, back
in the old days,
620
00:37:30,603 --> 00:37:32,312
pioneer times.
621
00:37:32,396 --> 00:37:35,315
There was a river
that went through here?
622
00:37:35,399 --> 00:37:38,986
The settlers built a town
next to the river.
623
00:37:39,070 --> 00:37:40,988
They lived there
for like 100 years.
624
00:37:41,072 --> 00:37:43,580
And then in the 1920ās
625
00:37:43,665 --> 00:37:47,015
the government wanted to dam
the river to make a lake.
626
00:37:50,122 --> 00:37:54,042
So this one family,
this really weird family,
627
00:37:54,126 --> 00:37:58,839
the Enfields,
refused to leave.
628
00:37:58,923 --> 00:38:01,341
They fought with
the government
629
00:38:01,425 --> 00:38:04,845
and it got really bad
and people died
630
00:38:04,929 --> 00:38:08,265
and they still
wouldnāt leave.
631
00:38:08,349 --> 00:38:12,769
So the government said screw it
and they built the dam anyway,
632
00:38:12,853 --> 00:38:15,522
and even as
the valley flooded
633
00:38:15,606 --> 00:38:18,609
the Enfields still
wouldnāt leave,
634
00:38:18,693 --> 00:38:21,028
and they stayed
in their homes
635
00:38:21,112 --> 00:38:24,281
even as the waters rushed
in around them.
636
00:38:24,365 --> 00:38:30,120
Theyād rather die
than leave their houses.
637
00:38:30,204 --> 00:38:36,001
And people say that somewhere
deep at the bottom of the lake,
638
00:38:36,085 --> 00:38:38,378
in the darkness,
639
00:38:38,462 --> 00:38:40,714
the Enfields are still there.
640
00:38:40,798 --> 00:38:45,135
And legend has it that on
the light of a full moon,
641
00:38:45,219 --> 00:38:48,221
just below the surface,
642
00:38:48,305 --> 00:38:52,392
you can see the Enfields
waiting there,
643
00:38:52,476 --> 00:38:57,366
calling you to join them.
644
00:39:02,528 --> 00:39:03,918
- Oh!
- Oh!!
645
00:39:13,539 --> 00:39:15,259
Oh...
646
00:39:39,064 --> 00:39:42,401
I am not going to apologize
for speaking the truth.
647
00:39:42,485 --> 00:39:44,861
This town is on
the wrong path.
648
00:39:44,945 --> 00:39:47,000
If we keep worrying about
trigger warnings
649
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:49,658
and micro aggressions
and safe spaces
650
00:39:49,742 --> 00:39:51,337
how are we supposed to tackle
real problems
651
00:39:51,421 --> 00:39:53,751
like unemployment
and drug abuse, huh?
652
00:39:53,836 --> 00:39:57,266
We canāt just hug
those things away.
653
00:39:58,037 --> 00:39:59,580
What the heck is going on?
654
00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:01,751
Pops is pushing all her buttons
and sheās falling for it.
655
00:40:01,835 --> 00:40:02,955
We have to get him
outta here.
656
00:40:03,039 --> 00:40:04,790
I know, Trey.
657
00:40:04,875 --> 00:40:06,981
Listen, I appreciate
your passion,
658
00:40:07,066 --> 00:40:08,157
I know you care
about this town,
659
00:40:08,241 --> 00:40:10,476
but the way you go about
fixing things is wrong.
660
00:40:10,611 --> 00:40:13,363
Itās hateful, itās dangerous,
and I wonāt stand for it.
661
00:40:13,527 --> 00:40:15,125
Well, youāre gonna have to,
Pops,
662
00:40:15,210 --> 00:40:17,421
because the polls have me
up by five.
663
00:40:17,506 --> 00:40:19,883
Well, now, here is the thing
about that.
664
00:40:19,968 --> 00:40:22,762
You are gonna drop out
of the race.
665
00:40:24,468 --> 00:40:26,219
What have you been smoking,
old man?
666
00:40:26,304 --> 00:40:27,722
Thatās never gonna happen.
667
00:40:28,087 --> 00:40:30,057
I think it is.
668
00:40:39,397 --> 00:40:43,515
You have until 4:30 to concede
the race or I go public.
669
00:40:45,060 --> 00:40:47,077
Trey, Nicole.
670
00:40:47,896 --> 00:40:51,116
You folks have yourselves
a wonderful day.
671
00:40:55,379 --> 00:40:57,047
- Paula?
- Whatād he say?
672
00:40:57,132 --> 00:40:59,022
What does Pops know?
673
00:41:00,593 --> 00:41:02,052
Where did you put the body?
674
00:41:02,137 --> 00:41:04,817
Relax, itās safe.
Heās in the TV room.
675
00:41:12,507 --> 00:41:14,299
Holy shit! Holy shit!
Holy shit!
676
00:41:14,383 --> 00:41:16,693
Holy shit! Holy shit!
677
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,777
911 what
is your emergency?
678
00:41:29,025 --> 00:41:32,210
Yeah, I need to report a...
what the hell do I call this?
679
00:41:32,359 --> 00:41:33,663
Zombie apocalypse?
680
00:41:33,755 --> 00:41:34,821
I am not saying
zombie apocalypse,
681
00:41:34,905 --> 00:41:35,734
theyāll hang up on me.
682
00:41:35,865 --> 00:41:38,450
Hello? Hello?
683
00:41:38,553 --> 00:41:40,063
Assholes!
684
00:41:48,213 --> 00:41:49,047
Itās fine.
685
00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:50,562
Itās gonna be fine.
686
00:41:50,745 --> 00:41:52,045
I know.
687
00:41:52,615 --> 00:41:54,118
āCause if you were gonna turn
into one of those things
688
00:41:54,202 --> 00:41:56,829
you probably would have started
to by now, right?
689
00:41:57,702 --> 00:41:59,002
Ok.
690
00:42:00,159 --> 00:42:05,339
If you do start to turn,
what do you want me to do?
691
00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:09,421
Hey! Hey!
692
00:42:09,506 --> 00:42:10,798
Hey!49070
