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Ouch!
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Damn!
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There's shit everywhere.
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Roro... Roro!
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- What?
- Can you pick up the shit here?
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- That's your patch.
- I've had ten piles, you've had none.
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Yesterday I had at least twenty,
you didn't help me then.
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- I guess I had my own.
- Shut up and get on with it.
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He can't hear you, he's deaf.
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- All right?
- Yeah, fine.
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- What?
- I feel so great when I'm near you.
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You're surrounded by positive energy.
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I get all funny when I'm close to you.
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Seriously! When I stand over here,
I'm completely cold - no feelings.
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Next to you, it's almost too much.
Here, touch my arm...
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Can you feel the goose bumps?
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Do it properly.
Put your hands here...
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- Feel it?
- Yes, I do.
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- You're crazy.
- No, I'm in love.
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Too bad, 'cause I'm not
in love with you any more.
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- Get up, I've got a customer.
- No, I'm dead.
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A tin of snuff.
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We haven't met, but I live upstairs.
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I'm having some people over tonight
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and as I was making coffee,
I ran out.
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- Could I borrow some?
- Yeah, sure.
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- I'll return it tomorrow.
- Don't worry.
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- Here you are. Is that enough?
- That's fine.
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- Do you need anything else?
- No, I just...
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- Want to come in for a fuck?
- What, now?
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Yeah.
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Sure, that'd be really great.
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Come on, then.
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Hang on.
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- Wait, wait...
- It's on the side, not inside.
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What do you mean, "on the side"?
Grab hold of...
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Try to... Watch your nails, damn it!
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- You've got to relax.
- I am relaxed, it's not that.
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- Come up a bit.
- I'll try to fold it in...
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Shit!
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- It's still on the side.
- Forget it, it's no use.
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- I don't get it.
- It's because you're too tense.
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- It's no use.
- I'm sure it'll sort itself out.
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It's not going to "sort itself out".
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I'm sure it's temporary.
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It's been like this for weeks.
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Shit!
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- I don't get it, it's paralysed.
- Måns...
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- Why don't we have another go?
- No.
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I can be the neighbour this time.
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I don't get this neighbour game.
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And you said "fuck"
straight away.
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No, first I went to get the coffee
and then I said it.
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Yeah, but it went too fast to...
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Forget it.
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Faster! Do it now!
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- It's right there.
- I missed it!
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- Stupid TV. Come here.
- Crap game!
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No, leave it.
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I've got to check who it is.
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It's my dad...
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- Where are you?
- I'm on my way home.
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I'm at a friend's, I'll be right there.
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Hurry up!
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- Is that a girl?
- Yes, more!
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More!
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- Hello?
- It's Måns.
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- You're lying, that was a girl.
- No, it's Måns.
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- Just come home!
- I'm on my way.
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- I have to go.
- You're leaving, just like that?
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You're not a child, Roro.
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You're a grown man.
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How long have we been together?
You daren't even tell them about me.
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- Isn't it time you cut the cord?
- You know what they're like.
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I suppose you're ashamed of me.
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Absolutely not.
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No, not until I've met your parents.
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You can't.
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Why not? You've met my parents.
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- They're not...
- I know, it's different.
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I want to meet your parents,
that's all.
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- Okay, you'll see them. Soon.
- When is soon?
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- Not tomorrow, but soon.
- Tomorrow?
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When can I meet your parents?
Tomorrow?
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- Do they have a dick?
- Ducks? No, there's just two holes.
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- Two holes. So how do they do it?
- What, how do they screw?
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They put one hole against the other
and vibrate.
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I saw it on a nature programme.
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- There's got to be some kind of stick.
- It's not a car.
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- So they don't have a dick?
- Nope.
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- Sounds good, actually.
- Good?
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Nothing.
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- Caroline! Come in and eat!
- I don't want to.
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- Come in right now!
- No!
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Hi, guys!
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Come in and eat, Roro!
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Why's your grandma always here?
Does she live with you?
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She's afraid of being alone,
she thinks she'll...
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- Throw the rubbish away.
- Why throw it on my head?
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It just happened.
Throw it away.
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Howdy, Nisse.
All right?
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I taught him something...
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Nisse, say baddi nikak.
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Baddi nikak...
It means "fuck you".
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Nisse, say kol chara.
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- And that means "fuck your family"?
- No, "eat shit".
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- He's really cool.
- Very cool... You and your Arab bird!
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- I can tell you're related.
- It's a Lebanese bird, not Arab.
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You have to say "warning"
before hitting.
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Warning - yourself!
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- Hello, Måns.
- Hello, Grandma.
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- Well?
- I'm well.
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- And how are you?
- Well.
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- Roro, I've called Yasmin.
- Which Yasmin?
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She's a very nice girl
that I've found for you.
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- Stop it, I don't want to get married.
- We want you to get married.
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- Please, I don't want to.
- You are getting married.
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- I don't want to.
- I spoke to her on the telephone.
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- She's coming to see you.
- Leave me alone.
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Why? You are to marry
and have four children.
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- Everybody will be happy.
- I'll marry when I'm fifty.
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- Fifty! Then what'll be left of you?
- Just leave me alone.
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- Is Baldy here married?
- Ask him.
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- Marry? You marry?
- What's she saying?
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- You married?
- Oh, yeah, I will marry when...
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He'll have to grow his hair first!
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Then you can marry!
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- What do I do with this?
- You eat it.
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Eat it?
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- Eat it, take a bite.
- All of it? It's huge.
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- Take a small bite at a time.
- But it's raw...
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- Like this?
- Just eat it!
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Basal achdar, it's called.
It's good.
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- What?
- Take Dad his lunch.
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- Now?
- Yes, now!
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I have to take Dad his lunch.
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Can I help you?
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- Watch this.
- It's nice plate. Very nice.
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It's handpainted. Very nice.
And this - gold.
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- How much?
- Fifty kronor. Very cheap.
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- That's a bit expensive, I think.
- Expensive?
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- Forty-five?
- Twenty.
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Twenty! No way I take twenty.
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This one twenty,
the one with the birds.
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No, I want this.
But fifty's too much.
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Forty-five and it's yours.
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- Forty.
- Forty? Okay, take it.
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- Forty kronor!
- Easy, there's more.
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No, no. Not forty, I can't.
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- Fifty.
- It's old.
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- How about fifty?
- No, I can't.
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I can't.
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- Sixty kronor.
- Sixty? Okay.
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Sixty! What did I tell you?
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Dad!
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- Hi, Moms.
- Måns.
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- Moms, Måns. Same difference!
- How's your belly, is it growing?
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It's fine - I keep my money here.
Want to try?
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Want to try again?
Come here!
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I have to get back to work.
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- Come and work here, with me.
- No.
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I talk to Yasmin and her brother.
They want to meet us.
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I don't want to meet her.
I've told you, I don't like it.
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You have to get married.
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- I will, but not to her.
- Why?
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- I don't want to.
- Why not?
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- I have to go to work. We'll talk later.
- You always say, "I don't want to."
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- Why?
- I'm going to work.
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Nice weather.
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Måns, have you got any toothpaste?
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Hey, Benson...
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It's for him.
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- What's up? You look a bit down.
- I'm just...
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You've been like this
for a few days. What's up?
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It's just...
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- Promise you won't say anything?
- Of course.
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- Promise?
- Cut it out. What is it?
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Not in here.
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What are you doing?
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- What's up?
- It's crazy, man. I don't know...
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Has it ever happened to you...
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Like, when you and Lisa are...
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You know, if you're drunk
and want to shag someone...
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It can be difficult to get it up,
'cause... You know what I mean.
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- Can't you get your dick up?
- No.
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What, it's just hanging there?
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More like...
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Imagine you have a long balloon
and you fill it with water.
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It gets completely filled up
and it's really...
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But it's like it's too heavy,
it just hangs there.
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- All limp?
- Yeah.
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- Have you had it checked out?
- Shit, not a doctor...
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That's like going to the hospital.
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- You've got to get it checked up.
- I know, but it feels...
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- Don't tell anyone.
- Of course not.
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- Promise?
- Sure.
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- Just be yourself and it'll be fine.
- It's cool, Roro.
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Ready?
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- Roro... it's cool.
- I'm cool.
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I'll just go and check it out.
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I can't just walk in and say, "Hey, this
is my girl." You know...
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- Be quick.
- I'll be right back.
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Don't disappear.
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Hi, Roro. Come and meet Yasmin
and her brother.
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- Hi, Roro. It's been a long time.
- Hi.
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This is Paul and Yasmin.
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- Hi, I'm Paul.
- Yasmin.
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I have to go down
and park my bike.
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I'll be right back.
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- He cycles? Doesn't he have a car?
- Sometimes he cycles.
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- I'm going to buy him a car.
- Today, all young people drive.
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I'll buy a nice car.
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You can't come up right now.
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- You can't.
- You promised.
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The house is full of relatives.
I didn't know.
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- Then I'll meet them, too.
- You can't.
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- It's Grandma, and Auntie and...
- You're always making excuses!
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Lisa, wait. Lisa!
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- Please?
- Lisa, wait!
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I'm going to bed.
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Listen...
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Do you think you should
see a doctor?
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They shove wooden sticks this long
up the urethra, you know.
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- If you like, I'll come with you.
- I don't want to go.
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- I've got lots of money.
- So do I.
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I own a restaurant.
I make a ton of money.
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Bring the family. I'll buy you all
dinner, and we can sit and talk.
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- Yasmin can sing to us.
- She can sing?
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- Sing to us, Yasmin!
- Perhaps she's shy.
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- Don't be shy, it's your family soon.
- It's fine. Maybe next time.
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- Why are you sitting here?
- Go for a walk.
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Roro, take Yasmin some place.
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- Here, I'll give you some money.
- No, he's got money.
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You seem to be a really nice girl,
but I don't want to get married.
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Neither do I! It's my brother
who's brought me here.
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I got a bit confused up there.
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Paul!
238
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:29,075
Grandma and Dad are constantly
going on about me getting married.
239
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,671
- It's worse for me.
- Why?
240
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:38,160
My parents live in Lebanon.
They've told my brother
241
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:42,434
I have to marry before summer's over,
or I have to return to Lebanon.
242
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:47,874
- Why?
- They don't want me to be unmarried.
243
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,470
What are you going to do?
244
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,635
I don't know.
245
00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,472
Why don't we marry?
We could say we'll marry.
246
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,276
- I don't want to, I've got a...
- I don't want to either.
247
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,870
We say we'll marry,
then we change our minds.
248
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:11,871
I don't get it - neither of us wants to
get married, so why tell them we will?
249
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,114
It'll buy me time to find a solution.
250
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:21,510
It'd be nice not to have
Grandma and Dad nagging me...
251
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,558
I don't know, though...
252
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:31,077
- Your brother can't force you.
- Yes, he can.
253
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,195
Nobody will need to know.
254
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,718
Back so soon?
You can walk more!
255
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,800
- We don't need to.
- It's okay.
256
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:18,631
I think we've decided
that it could work.
257
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,552
- We'll marry.
- Pardon?
258
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,594
- We will get married.
- That's great!
259
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,196
Congratulations!
260
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,880
It's my turn. You've hit three balls.
261
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,754
I've only hit two.
Go on, then.
262
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,317
Okay, watch me.
263
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,710
MANY PEOPLE LIKE
ROUGH SEX
264
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,475
You want this?
265
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:41,074
Get this one instead,
it's much better.
266
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:45,399
- It's got a nice flavour, too.
- I'm fine with this.
267
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,879
Get a video to go with it.
They're down to thirty kronor.
268
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,791
- You can have it.
- For free?
269
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,596
If you buy this.
Latex, you know...
270
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,075
If you buy this...
271
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,633
Enjoy it!
272
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:24,152
- Anything?
- The knickers are too tight.
273
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:26,192
My hair's caught.
274
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,593
Careful!
275
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,039
Listen, if you put your hands here...
276
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:37,110
Put one foot here
so that I can reach better.
277
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,680
- Bend over!
- Take it easy.
278
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:47,030
- How do you feel?
- It won't work, I feel ridiculous.
279
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,153
We've got to try.
It was your idea!
280
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:51,919
I know.
281
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:56,918
Hit me hard, so I can get
the bloody dick up.
282
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,993
Sorry.
283
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,156
That really hurt.
284
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,152
Look, horses!
285
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:34,632
- What have you done, Roro?
- She broke her neck!
286
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,358
Hello, my darling.
287
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:44,793
- Where's Mum?
- She's feeding the geese.
288
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,198
- How's it going?
- Fine.
289
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,355
You were prepared for that!
290
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,517
You weren't prepared
for that one!
291
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,550
- All right?
- Yeah, fine.
292
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,479
That felt good.
293
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,351
- Fit for fight?
- Yep.
294
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:11,472
Then the rake is yours.
We're just picking this up.
295
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,314
- Hi, it's Yasmin.
- Hi.
296
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,520
My brother says
297
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:28,157
he wants us to look at a flat.
298
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:32,434
- A flat?
- He's found us a flat.
299
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,678
We've barely met, why should we
start looking at flats?
300
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,634
He wants us to meet.
301
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:44,471
- He'll get suspicious if we don't meet.
- I'm with Lisa right now.
302
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:48,640
- What do I tell her?
- Nothing. It won't take long.
303
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,275
It'll only take half an hour.
304
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:55,997
- You don't have to say anything.
- Okay. I'll call you.
305
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,671
Yasmin...
- I'm coming!
306
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,794
Yasmin, jalla!
We're meeting him soon.
307
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,719
- What's wrong?
- What's the big hurry?
308
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:36,233
- Hurry? Roro's a good guy, isn't he?
- I don't know him.
309
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,750
You have a lifetime to get to know
each other!
310
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:43,395
- I don't have a wedding dress.
- You've got Mum's dress.
311
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,910
I don't want Mum's dress.
It's horrible.
312
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:49,079
You look great
in Mum's wedding dress.
313
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,871
- Shouldn't we wait with the flat?
- It's perfect!
314
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:01,074
And it's right on top of my restaurant.
You can eat there whenever!
315
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,638
It's a good-sized flat.
The white makes it bright.
316
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,435
No, it's very dark.
317
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,757
Yes, this is it.
318
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:15,557
It's not big. But my husband and I
have had a lot of fun here.
319
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:19,549
- I've got the best function room.
- Function room?
320
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:24,630
And Jamil will bake the cake.
It'll have at least ten storeys!
321
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:29,517
He wants some pictures,
for the cake models.
322
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:34,278
Check out the camera.
Got it for 700, it's worth 4,000.
323
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:38,360
Three, two, one! Stand still, Roro.
What are you doing?
324
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:43,680
- Let's go out here instead.
- People are looking, and it's raining.
325
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:48,318
Doesn't matter with this camera,
the lens takes away the rain.
326
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:52,753
Stand over here. What do you think,
Roro - rear or front?
327
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,715
Does it matter? Is the car
going on the cake?
328
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,596
You're going on the cake.
The car's for the picture.
329
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:03,589
Give us a big smile. Let me see
some teeth!
330
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,150
- Look at him...
- Walk by my side, I said!
331
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,910
- Everybody's got dogs.
- Guess why he's got one?
332
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:21,000
- Because he likes it?
- No, because he's got a small dick.
333
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,714
Sick dick...
334
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,192
Look at his balls!
335
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:32,356
- How much sperm fits in there?
- Now he's shitting.
336
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,553
- What do those buggers eat?
- Shit?
337
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,276
- Isn't he going to pick it up?
- Hey, cool it!
338
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,431
Now sit!
339
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:47,112
- Aren't you going to pick it up?
- What's that?
340
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:51,030
- Aren't you picking it up?
- Is it my shit?
341
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:55,029
- It's your dog's shit.
- That's not my problem. Talk to him.
342
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:59,678
- It's my problem, I work here.
- Then go and fucking work!
343
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,390
You just watch it, dickhead!
344
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,920
Måns...
345
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,751
You've got to see a doctor.
346
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,839
I will.
347
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:47,280
I love you. But I'm horny,
and I want to fuck.
348
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,355
Couldn't we do something else?
349
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,239
- Go and see a movie...
- I don't want to see a movie!
350
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,313
I want to fuck.
351
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,119
It's just that...
352
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,913
It feels so...
353
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,475
It's about this big.
354
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,870
- Come inside with me.
- I don't want to.
355
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:24,677
I've been in there before. There's this
really annoying guy...
356
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,193
Just ask him for a... pump.
357
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:29,550
A pump?
358
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:36,031
- A pump... A cock pump.
- A cock pump?
359
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,519
Excuse me.
360
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,677
One of those... pumps.
361
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,238
- You pump up your thing with it.
- A vacuum pump.
362
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,155
Måns, they've got two.
363
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,920
One is powerful,
the other comfortable.
364
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,711
- Just pick one.
- I'll take the comfortable one.
365
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,436
Wait...
366
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,591
Maybe the powerful one...
367
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,634
Are you sure? This one comes
with cock rings.
368
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:17,880
Cock rings? Never mind,
just pick one of them.
369
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,079
Dinner's ready!
370
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,519
Coming!
371
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,116
What are you doing?
372
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:55,076
Eh... I'm taking a crap.
373
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,160
Howdy! Name's Simon Pramsten.
374
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,879
I sell this state-of-the-art
vacuum cleaner.
375
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:21,791
Your neighbour bought one.
If I could come in for a moment,
376
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:27,758
I can demonstrate the new fan
which supersedes all other models.
377
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:38,037
The fan system incorporates
this completely new type of filter.
378
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:39,560
Have a look.
379
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,794
Here you are, Mum.
Feel it.
380
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,037
What is it?
381
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:51,358
Is it a car or a tape recorder?
382
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,677
It's a vacuum cleaner.
383
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,078
But it's so small.
384
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,873
She says it's small,
maybe not clean good.
385
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:06,599
It's compact, but that's it's strength.
It's like a small bull.
386
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:11,556
The National Testing Institute
has carried out research
387
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:15,595
which shows that our vacuum cleaner
sucks the hardest of all.
388
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,594
If you like, I can demonstrate.
389
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,519
Go ahead.
390
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:38,118
Hello... Who's he?
391
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,438
A salesman. He's leaving
when he's finished cleaning.
392
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:46,511
Hello. Simon Pramsten. I sell
vacuum cleaners. I was just...
393
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:49,519
- Have you been with Yasmin?
- Yes.
394
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:53,873
- It's time to marry.
- What's the hurry? We just met.
395
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,639
Time's short.
396
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:59,720
- I hardly know her. Take it easy.
- We can't.
397
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:02,674
- Can't we wait a bit?
- No.
398
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,712
Give me a break!
399
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:08,880
Leave him alone now.
I'll talk to him later.
400
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:16,560
- Shall I continue?
- Yes, please continue.
401
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:25,191
It's all they talk about, it's too much.
And Paul's the worst of them all.
402
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:29,599
- Who's Paul?
- Her brother. He's constantly at us.
403
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,872
- Say you don't want to.
- It's not that simple.
404
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:36,915
I've got the whole family on my back.
It's too much!
405
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,839
- Have you told Lisa yet?
- No.
406
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:44,397
- Why not?
- I can't tell Lisa about it.
407
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,912
- How's it going with...?
- No change.
408
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,319
If you want to, I know someone...
409
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,232
I've a relative who's into
alternative medicine.
410
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,230
- What alternative medicine?
- Different things.
411
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,797
- He's the Voodoo Man.
- Have I got an evil spirit in my dick?
412
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,791
I know him a bit, he's
not that strange. It could work.
413
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,437
Shall I call him?
414
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,712
I'll call him.
415
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,478
I was thinking - what if you've
become a fag?
416
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,036
- What?
- Maybe you're a fag.
417
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:33,232
Come off it...!
418
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,956
You could wake up one morning
and be a fag.
419
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,156
And you call yourself my friend!
420
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:45,435
I'm your friend, it's got nothing to do
with that... It was just a thought.
421
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,750
- Hello, how are you?
- Very well.
422
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:05,640
- Who is that?
- The friend I told you about.
423
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:11,076
- That's the long and short of it.
- How long has it been going on?
424
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:16,036
- How long has it been like this?
- Two or three weeks, maybe four.
425
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,914
- About three or four weeks.
- Strange.
426
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,551
He thinks it's strange.
427
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,836
Has he been to a doctor?
428
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,680
He asks if you've seen a doctor.
429
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,111
- No.
- No, he hasn't.
430
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:34,030
- Then he's become a fag.
- He says it's strange.
431
00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:37,392
- Can I examine him?
- He's going to examine you.
432
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,320
Whatever! You're the doctor.
433
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:45,197
I'm just going to have a look at you.
Don't be afraid.
434
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,792
I'm going to make you
some medicine.
435
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,595
You'll be all right.
436
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,393
Do I twist to the left or right?
437
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,319
Left or right?
438
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:20,753
First two turns to the right,
then two to the left.
439
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:24,510
You're supposed to juggle
with your balls.
440
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:34,517
- Do like this on him.
- The stick isn't right.
441
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:38,600
- Hold the stick straight.
- Shut your eyes and hold this straight.
442
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,874
I've got some ideas about furniture.
Look at this bed!
443
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:16,074
- Are you buying a bed?
- It's for you, for the flat!
444
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:21,270
It doesn't have to be one of those,
we can get whatever you like...
445
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:25,235
- Connect the hi-fi and everything.
- Sounds good.
446
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:30,640
- And I've booked the priest.
- The priest can wait. We just met.
447
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:35,995
We may as well get it over with.
I've seen the cake, it's brilliant!
448
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,073
Let's go.
449
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,636
See you.
450
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,038
Take the car, go for a ride.
451
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:51,960
Careful, though.
I've just waxed it.
452
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:57,475
You've got to talk to Paul. It's going
too far - the flat and the furniture.
453
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:02,118
I know, I don't understand how he's
managed it all. I'll try again.
454
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,791
- Talk to him.
- I've tried, but he won't listen.
455
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,677
We're supposed to fake it, but he's got
a priest, a party and everything.
456
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,156
I'll talk to him.
457
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,512
- Talk to him properly.
- I will, I will.
458
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,631
I'm seeing Lisa, so you'd better
take the car keys.
459
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:24,750
- But I can't go up there alone.
- You can't?
460
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:30,354
- I can't go up there with the keys.
- Can I give you a lift somewhere?
461
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:41,436
This is what we'll do
- we'll go and get Lisa...
462
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,075
You can be my cousin.
463
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,511
- My cousin.
- Your cousin.
464
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,072
- But you've got to talk to Paul.
- I will.
465
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,390
- Don't forget - you're my cousin.
- I'm your cousin.
466
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:03,630
- Dogs aren't allowed in here.
- Piss off!
467
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:06,230
Get that dog away from here!
468
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,400
He's not dangerous.
469
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:13,752
Screw you, bitch!
470
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,356
Hey, you! Come over here!
471
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,552
- Who, me?
- Yeah, you.
472
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:26,080
Be a pal and look after my dog,
the bitch won't let him in.
473
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,034
I'll only be five minutes.
474
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:33,989
Careful!
475
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:38,433
- Do I hold him like this?
- Hold his paws. Good.
476
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,791
Ever had a dog?
I can tell...
477
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:45,313
That's it!
You'll be all right now, Rambo.
478
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,274
- His name is Rambo?
- Yeah. Cool, eh?
479
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,873
Take good care of him.
Anyone bothers you, say "bark".
480
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:56,710
They'll shit themselves...
Okay, I'm counting on you now.
481
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,120
- What are you doing?
- Adjusting him.
482
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:05,633
Adjusting him? Just hold him
and it's cool.
483
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,752
Careful with his paws.
484
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,997
- Five minutes?
- Five.
485
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,551
Shit, look at those balls...!
486
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,958
Rambo! Rambo, stop!
487
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,191
Fuck!
488
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,118
I'll kill the son of a bitch!
489
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,233
Shit!
490
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,678
He's a friend.
491
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,240
- All right?
- Fine.
492
00:47:57,240 --> 00:48:01,200
- Where've you been?
- Around.
493
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:05,438
- This is Yasmin.
- Hi, I'm Måns.
494
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:12,278
We're on our way to get Lisa, maybe
go some place. Want to come?
495
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:33,519
- What car is that?
- It's my cousin's. Her name's Yasmin.
496
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,634
Måns is there, too.
I thought we'd go some place.
497
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:41,073
- I didn't know you had a girl cousin.
- She's all right.
498
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,873
This is Lisa.
499
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:57,000
So you're Roro's cousin?
500
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:02,395
- Funny we've never met.
- Yes, well you know...
501
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,400
- Do you live in town?
- Yes.
502
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:22,316
- Is it true you're marrying Roro?
- Who says?
503
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:25,831
He mentioned it at work,
but I wasn't sure.
504
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:29,954
They think so. His family
and my family, they all think so.
505
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:36,070
Why can't you just say
that you don't want to?
506
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:39,273
- It's not that simple.
- What could happen?
507
00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:45,235
My family would freeze me out,
and I'd be sent back to Lebanon.
508
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,911
- Shit... For real?
- For real.
509
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,079
- Just like that, "bye-bye"?
- Yeah.
510
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,236
That's crazy.
511
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:59,832
It's almost like on one of those
minority TV shows.
512
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,752
Isn't there someone else
you can marry?
513
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,350
Look at him, he's so skinny.
514
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:12,713
- He's nothing but a skeleton.
- You're so mean!
515
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:16,630
- But there must be others.
- There are.
516
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,594
So you're in demand, then?
517
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:25,193
- Come on now...
- Guys come to the house to propose.
518
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:29,030
Do they - how many?
One or two, or...
519
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,153
Hey, your sausage!
520
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,479
Look...
521
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,551
It's a face.
522
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:40,712
- That way.
- It's a Latin man...
523
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:45,552
Looks like Dr Alban.
524
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,958
- What are you doing now?
- Nothing. You?
525
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,038
Nothing.
526
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:13,831
Who's that?
527
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:23,197
- Asshole, where the hell is Rambo?
- I'm sorry, I tried to hold him.
528
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,393
- But you didn't!
- There was a poodle...
529
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:31,038
- Did you hurt him?
- Cut it out. I didn't mean to...
530
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,639
Get the bastards!
531
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,629
- Why are we running?
- It's Rambo!
532
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:43,911
- Who's Rambo?
- His dog.
533
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:47,079
- What fucking Rambo?
- This way!
534
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:20,232
I'll kill you! Fucking bastard!
535
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,152
Who the hell's he?
536
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,434
- Who are you?
- Stop it!
537
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,589
Think you're big 'cause you've got
a big dick!
538
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:35,032
He does, doesn't he?
How big is it?
539
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:38,995
How big is it, eh?
540
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:43,638
Big dick, eh?
541
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:46,117
- Cunt!
- Bloody idiot!
542
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:52,153
- What do you want?
- Where's Rambo?
543
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,029
- What do you want?
- He's taken Rambo!
544
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:15,072
- What Rambo?
- Our dog!
545
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,359
I don't know your Rambo!
546
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,714
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
547
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:46,270
What are you staring at?
I used to have a dick, too!
548
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:48,949
You over there, you've had dicks,
haven't you?
549
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:52,597
You must've had a dick once.
550
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,676
Shall I tell you about my dick?
551
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:03,157
There was a time when my dick
was a part of me, that I was proud of.
552
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:07,157
I'd stand and look at it
and talk to it.
553
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:42,077
- Why do you fight?
- It wasn't me, it was them.
554
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:46,957
- Don't fight next time.
- I don't know them, they followed us!
555
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:51,871
You have to get married
and have a family.
556
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:56,074
You can't go on like this.
All my brothers are grandfathers.
557
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:59,114
- I want to be a grandfather.
- Dad, please...
558
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:03,997
I don't like Yasmin. She's very nice,
but I'm not in love with her.
559
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,352
- Why not?
- Because I'm not.
560
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,439
- Weren't you in love with Mum?
- No.
561
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:14,200
I'm not like you, I want love.
562
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:17,598
It's all you youngsters talk about
- love, love, love.
563
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,430
I just don't get it.
564
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,399
Måns!
565
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,674
- What's happened?
- It's nothing.
566
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,234
- Roro, where's Yasmin?
- I don't know.
567
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:16,356
- Weren't you meeting?
- Yes, but I ran into some trouble.
568
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:19,553
- Jalla, jalla! We have to look for her!
- Now?
569
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:23,231
- I can't find her anywhere!
- I'll fuck your sister.
570
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:27,151
- What did you say?
- It's my bird, he does that.
571
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:30,159
- Jalla! Hurry up!
- I'll be right down.
572
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:32,556
Don't fuck with me!
573
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:36,479
- I'll fuck your mother.
- What's that?
574
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:47,190
- I've got a cut. Can you see it?
- Yes, it's here.
575
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:50,359
Your nose is bleeding.
576
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:56,033
- Is there blood in the other one?
- No.
577
00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:00,393
- Where have you been?
- At a café in town.
578
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,519
Careful.
579
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,592
Now put your head like this.
580
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,629
No, come and lie here.
581
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,677
Watch my neck.
582
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:37,036
- What's this in your eye?
- Not with your nail.
583
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:40,790
You've got some black goo there.
It's a fly.
584
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,316
- What's up?
- He was bleeding, so I...
585
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,991
- Go to the car.
- Yasmin, what...
586
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:35,311
- What are you doing with my sister?
- I don't give a fuck about you.
587
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:51,196
Stay away from her
or I'll squash you like a fly!
588
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,116
Fucking pussy!
589
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:03,676
I'm so fucking fed up with this!
What's your problem?
590
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,238
Dickhead!
591
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:30,038
Don't think you're getting away.
You're marrying my sister!
592
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:32,914
- Listen, Paul...
- There's no listening now!
593
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,318
You just piss on me!
I work my butt off for you.
594
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:40,070
I get a function room, furniture,
even the bloody cake!
595
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:44,877
Do I get a "thank you, that's
really nice, Paul"? No, I get zero!
596
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:49,472
You're marrying my sister.
You're not going to ruin it, asshole!
597
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:54,038
- Don't call me asshole.
- I'll call you what I want, asshole!
598
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:05,598
Shut up! I don't want to hear
a word from you!
599
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:14,555
Who do you think you are?
You can't push me around!
600
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:18,800
I'm not listening to you! I said I'd
marry your sister as a favour.
601
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:22,789
You're just going on about
your damn restaurant and shit!
602
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,152
I'm sorry, Yasmin. I've tried,
but he's too much!
603
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:30,036
You get married, if it's so important,
because I'm not.
604
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:39,589
Go sit on your fucking cake,
if that'll make you happy!
605
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:43,275
You think you're so smart, don't you?
606
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:47,269
I've talked to that whore
of yours, Lisa!
607
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:51,235
I've told her everything.
She knows you're getting married.
608
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:54,717
- Don't call her a whore!
- I'll call her what I want!
609
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:59,597
You're a pile of shit,
and you're getting married!
610
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:05,990
You just run to your little whore,
but then you're getting married!
611
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,200
Lisa!
612
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:40,509
Open up, I've got to talk to you.
613
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:13,833
- The police department.
- I'm calling about a burglary.
614
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:18,396
Hell!
615
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:37,358
- So what happened?
- What?
616
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:40,473
There's a lot of furniture
underneath your balcony.
617
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:45,919
- I dropped them by mistake.
- Really... How?
618
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:51,197
Well, I was rearranging
the furniture,
619
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:55,194
when I tripped on a ledge
and fell over.
620
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:58,872
- Out onto the balcony?
- Yeah, right.
621
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:01,914
With a chest of drawers, a TV
and a fish tank?
622
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:11,238
Okay, seriously...
623
01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:15,033
It all started with my dick.
624
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:18,240
Pardon...? Who's Dick?
625
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:21,558
No, the dick is my penis.
626
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:24,753
- Dick - penis, my penis.
- Your penis?
627
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:33,998
"P-e-n-i-s."
628
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:39,240
You see, about three
or four weeks ago...
629
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:44,839
I swear, my girlfriend lives there.
630
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:48,677
I didn't have my keys.
631
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:53,590
Come on, call her and ask.
632
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,593
Your shoes.
633
01:05:57,640 --> 01:06:00,200
I'm telling you, my girlfriend
lives there.
634
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:02,154
Your watch.
635
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:08,356
- Your belt.
- I'm not wearing one.
636
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:12,833
The chain.
637
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:17,433
How long do I have to stay here?
638
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:23,119
Picture it - a policeman
without a dick.
639
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:26,631
People looked at you and you knew
they were thinking,
640
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:30,231
"There's the dick-less policeman."
641
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:36,155
I know I overreacted, but I just
lost control. You know...
642
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:42,470
I feel sorry for you.
643
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:49,434
But as you've been booked,
you have to stay overnight.
644
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:52,394
- But I won't press charges.
- Thanks.
645
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:55,354
But that's between the two of us.
646
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:02,311
That's it then... And good luck.
647
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:27,234
How did you get in here?
648
01:08:27,440 --> 01:08:30,353
I know one of the officers,
he let me in.
649
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:32,600
No, sit.
650
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:36,872
- How are you?
- I'm okay.
651
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:41,120
Funny, I was just thinking about you.
652
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:44,040
- I know.
- How do you know?
653
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:47,597
- What were you thinking?
- About us on that park bench.
654
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:51,237
- I thought it felt really...
- Good?
655
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:56,231
- I thought so too.
- You did?
656
01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:03,279
You're so hairy! It's all on your hands
and nothing on your head.
657
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:07,031
- Just look!
- What about you?
658
01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:10,517
You've no hair at all.
Yes, there's one...
659
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:50,036
Måns, is that you?
660
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:53,640
Roro, what the hell
are you doing here?
661
01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:58,232
- I'm sleeping. What about you?
- I've got a hard-on!
662
01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:02,434
- What, in here?
- Yeah.
663
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:08,190
You get a hard-on in a police cell?
You're a pervert!
664
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,915
Shut it, I'm trying to sleep!
665
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:15,637
Eat shit and put your head
in the toilet bowl!
666
01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:19,279
Shut up in there!
Go to bed!
667
01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:23,679
- Do you hear that, you idiots!
- You shut up, too!
668
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:27,758
- Congratulations, Måns!
- Thanks!
669
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:31,993
Bye, now.
670
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:55,750
- Where have you been?
- I had some problems...
671
01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:57,799
Come inside!
672
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:14,317
Jalla, jalla! Get dressed,
people are waiting.
673
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:48,712
They're all waiting for the bride.
674
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:52,118
You're almost done now.
675
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:58,239
- It's pretty like this, isn't it?
- It's very nice.
676
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:02,669
- Who's that?
- Hold on.
677
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,237
What about the dress?
678
01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:17,160
- I'll be right back.
- Where are you going?
679
01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:30,757
- Have you cut your hair?
- It's put up, for tonight.
680
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:34,590
- It looks great with this thing.
- Do you think?
681
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:37,872
- I think it looks old-fashioned.
- Are they diamonds?
682
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,320
Let's go over there and talk.
683
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,552
Come on.
684
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:56,591
- What's up?
- It's nothing...
685
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:02,519
I don't know how to say it.
686
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:07,996
You're so beautiful, I mean pretty.
687
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:17,111
It's like a big ball,
a big ball of love.
688
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:20,597
It's incredibly hard, and I want to
throw it into you.
689
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:23,269
My head feels like it'll explode.
690
01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:26,871
It's like I want to stay here,
691
01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:31,438
but I'm also a rocket flying in space
this way and that.
692
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:35,156
Shit, I don't know what I'm saying.
I'm sorry...
693
01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:39,912
I shoot myself into space
and I want to be in your space,
694
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:43,955
like some weird rocket
flying around.
695
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:47,756
I don't know what I'm saying,
I'm totally demented.
696
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:53,069
All I want to say, is that I'm...
I'm in love with you.
697
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,556
Please, don't get married.
698
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:13,152
- I can't.
- You can, if you want to.
699
01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:17,229
- Just wait a few days.
- I have to.
700
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:21,197
Do something
you've never done before.
701
01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:23,955
Be cool, like me!
702
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:26,118
I can't.
703
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:31,990
- I can't.
- Please... Yasmin, please.
704
01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:36,154
Yasmin, hold on!
705
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:45,189
This is Lisa's phone.
Leave a message.
706
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:49,155
Except you, Roro. Go to hell!
I never want to see you again.
707
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:03,474
Caroline!
708
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:10,029
Tell Dad I'll come straight to the
function room. I have to do something.
709
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:12,277
- What?
- Stop it.
710
01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:14,836
Are you going to Lisa's?
711
01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:36,960
Roro, wait for me! Roro!
712
01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:46,638
- What's up?
- You can't marry Yasmin!
713
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:51,517
- I won't. Where have you been?
- I've been at Yasmin's.
714
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:54,872
At Yasmin's? What were you
doing there?
715
01:15:55,800 --> 01:16:00,272
- Get in. I'm going to Lisa's.
- This is crazy!
716
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:08,040
What's going on? What happened
in that cell?
717
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,671
I think I'm...
718
01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:15,472
I don't know...
719
01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:20,160
- I'm in love with her.
- You're in love with Yasmin!
720
01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:22,312
It's crazy!
721
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,595
- Hi, Roro.
- Hi, Ulf. Is Lisa here?
722
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:52,952
Yes, but she doesn't want to see you.
723
01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:57,520
- She's very upset.
- Exactly. I have to talk to her.
724
01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:59,837
- Okay.
- Thanks, Ulf.
725
01:17:13,440 --> 01:17:15,432
It's me, open up!
726
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:23,434
I don't want to see you, Roro.
Go to hell!
727
01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:28,200
- Don't say that, it's me.
- Go and marry your cousin!
728
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:32,917
- I hope you have ugly children!
- I don't know what Paul said.
729
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:37,558
- She's not my cousin, though.
- I know that! Paul made that clear.
730
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:42,079
- Do you believe Paul more than me?
- I don't give a shit about Paul!
731
01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:44,590
I hate him, and I hate you!
732
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:50,000
He wants to marry her off,
or he'll send her back home.
733
01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:52,999
I just wanted to be kind to her.
734
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:56,557
It was all a fake, I wasn't going to
marry her.
735
01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:59,071
I love you, open the door.
736
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:01,676
- Please!
- No.
737
01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:09,359
Okay, let's go to the wedding
and get married.
738
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:14,920
Everything's ready, they're all waiting
and I've got this cool suit on.
739
01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:18,158
You've always wanted to meet
my family, right?
740
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:23,389
If we go there, you can meet them.
Let's go there and get married!
741
01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:33,751
Want to get married?
742
01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:55,918
Don't I look good?
743
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:06,197
Want to get married?
744
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:13,472
I don't even have
a wedding dress, stupid.
745
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:21,678
This will do.
746
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:32,671
- Jalla!
- Jalla.
747
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:10,078
This isn't easy.
748
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:14,717
I'll be quick.
749
01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:18,479
Thanks for coming,
all of you.
750
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:27,272
Yasmin and me, we're not in love.
751
01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:32,120
So... we can't get married.
We're not getting married.
752
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:40,080
Yasmin's in love with the guy
over there, Måns.
753
01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:45,353
For me there's only one person
I could marry.
754
01:21:46,480 --> 01:21:49,917
This beautiful girl next to me, Lisa.
755
01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:07,360
Thanks for coming. You're welcome
to stay, if you want to.
756
01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:10,155
If you want to leave,
then do.
757
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:13,478
You think you can do as you like?
No way!
758
01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:16,479
You're marrying Yasmin,
and the whore goes!
759
01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:21,200
How come you don't say anything?
You're his father!
760
01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:24,996
- I'd kill him if I were his father!
- What do you want?
761
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:27,271
You should be ashamed of him!
762
01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:22,997
Roro, come here!
Roro, what are you doing?
763
01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:26,592
What are you doing?
764
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:31,752
I told you, I'm not in love with Yasmin,
but with her over there.
765
01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:37,279
Go. Do as you like.
766
01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:40,757
Take the keys and go.
Just go. Bye-bye!
767
01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:45,318
- Are you sure?
- Go! I'm sure.
768
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:54,355
- What about the party?
- Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
769
01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:56,438
Goodbye.
770
01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:01,032
Go, now. Bye-bye!
771
01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:03,200
Bye-bye!
772
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:27,080
Stop the car!
773
01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:11,117
- Where's our Roro?
- He left.
774
01:25:12,120 --> 01:25:15,796
- Wasn't he marrying Yasmin?
- Didn't want to.
775
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:21,075
- Why not? He should marry.
- Yes, but he didn't want to.
776
01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:23,670
He didn't?
777
01:25:26,280 --> 01:25:28,556
- How are you, Mum?
- I'm well.
778
01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:31,912
Good, I'm glad to hear it.
779
01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:35,557
Want some nuts?
780
01:28:32,360 --> 01:28:35,114
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