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Oh, Niles.
Hm?
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Look at the cake that I got
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for my friend Mona's
retirement party.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
It's plaster of Paris.
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[TAPS]
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Why would anyone
buy a fake cake?
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Well, because, you know, I'm
gonna take it out of the box,
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they're all gonna
"ooh" and "ah" and then say,
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"Not for me.
I'm on a diet."
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This way, I can use it again.
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Plus I can carry it
on the bus like this.
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Is Mona excited
about her retirement?
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Oh, I'm sure she's thrilled,
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after all those years
killing herself
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working as a nanny.
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Believe me, there's
a lot of pressure
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being responsible
for the lives
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of other people's
children.
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Fran, where's Brighton?
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I dunno.
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Oh, you do know there's a piece
broken off the side?
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Oh, I know. I had it at
my mother's not 10 minutes.
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She said it's dry,
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but if you dunk it
in Sanka, it's delish.
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[NASAL VOICE]
Niles, I seem to be fresh
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out of clean
handkerchiefs again.
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[SNEEZES]
NILES: Oh!
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You know, Mr. Sheffield,
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my mother has a cold remedy
that never fails.
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Niles, next time you cut up
a chicken, save the feet.
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Actually...
[SNIFFLES]
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...I'm beginning
to feel a lot better.
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See, never fails.
[CHUCKLES]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
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♪ She was workin'
In a bridal shop
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of those
Crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffields' door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell makeup
But the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair
She was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became
The nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly what
The doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now the father
Finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy
girl From Flushing ♪
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♪ The nanny named Fran ♪
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Huh?
BOTH: Ooh.
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BOTH:
Aah.
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None for me.
I can't.
I'm on a diet.
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Oh. You girls have
such great willpower.
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Well, if you're not
gonna eat it, neither will I.
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[BANGS]
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So, Annie,
tell me,
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what did you get Mona
for her retirement present?
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Well, you know how much
she loves Vicki Carr.
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Yeah?
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I got her the new CD.
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Oh, you know, someone
already gave her that.
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Oh.
You better take it back.
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Thanks, Fran.
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Here she comes.
Here she comes.
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[ALL SQUEALING]
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[IN UNISON]
Happy retirement!
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Oh!
ALL: Congratulations!
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Oh, shut up.
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You give somebody's kid
the best years of your life,
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and what do you get?
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A pat on the back and a couple
of stinking Vicki Carr CDs.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[SNIFFING]
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Mona, did you
switch perfumes?
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I think this is
a little too woodsy.
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That's not perfume.
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The boss is turning my room
into a cedar closet.
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Cheer up,
Mona.
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Think about
the big party
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your boss is
making for you
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at the Waldorf
on Saturday night.
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Oh, that reminds me.
Who's taping Dr. Quinn?
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Meanwhile,
when the party's over,
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he goes home
to Fifth Avenue.
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And I move
into a dump in Queens
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and say goodbye
to little Skippy forever.
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Oh, now, Mona.
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Little Skippy's doing his
residency at New York Hospital.
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I think that you've milked
this nanny routine long enough.
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When I started this job,
I was 29, gorgeous,
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a figure like you.
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Look what happens
after 20 years
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of eating all that rich food
his butler makes.
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Don't you worry.
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Me and you
are nothing alike.
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I mean, youchose
to be a nanny.
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I just fell into it...
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when my fiancé
dumped me.
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Fran, that's exactly
what happened--
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Thank you, Lupe.
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Mona is right.
We're nothing alike.
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[IN UNISON]
Hey, moron, scoop that poop!
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Well, wait
a minute here.
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We're not alike,
because I've got a skill
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that I can fall back on.
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That's what I thought.
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See, I was working
in a bridal shop
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in Flushing, Queens...
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until my boyfriend
kicked me out
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in one of those
crushing scenes--
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Stop it, Mona!
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Oh, I'm so depressed.
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Give me that cake.
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Oh, um...
Uh...
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Whoopsie.
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I dropped it.
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It's still good.
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No, it's not.
No, it's not.
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It's got dirt
all over it.
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Plaster of Paris.
Mm.
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I used to do that.
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It's a hell of a lot easier
to carry on the bus, huh,
Fran?
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No!
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Come on, Niles.
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Tell me what Maxwell's
getting me for my birthday.
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I'll give you 50 bucks.
No.
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But if you tell me
your age, I'll tell you.
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All right, 75.
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There, that wasn't so hard
to admit, now, was it?
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[SIGHS]
C.C.: Nanny Fine!
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How sweet.
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That's for my birthday,
isn't it?
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Uh, yeah.
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"Congratulations...
Mona"?
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Mona's your Hebrew name.
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So how was the park?
Was Mona surprised?
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No, but I was.
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You know, Niles, being a nanny
is a thankless job.
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I mean, I'm history the minute
Gracie starts shaving her pits.
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Feeling a tad insecure
about our future?
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Actually, I'm not the least
bit
concerned about yours.
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I mean, as long as you can
put a tea bag in a cup of water,
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you got a career.
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Meanwhile, I'm out of here as
soon as the last kid
graduates.
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Fran, have you seen
my math book?
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I have to study.
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No, honey.
But who cares, really?
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So what
if you got left back?
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What's your rush?
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Look, second grade could be
the best four years
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of your life.
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Go. Watch
cartoons.
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Oh, wait.
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All right,
go ahead.
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Hubba, hubba.
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Are you sure you
want to waste that
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on a nanny retirement
party?
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Oh, Niles, Mona is one
of my closest friends.
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I want to look nice
for her.
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Cardiologist convention
in the next ballroom?
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Yeah.
Mm-hm.
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Niles, do you have
my cold medicine?
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Yes, here
you are, sir.
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All right. You don't
have to watch me.
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I'll take it.
I'm an adult.
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[GROANS]
- Yes, I mixed in the honey.
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Oh.
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All right, then.
Carry on.
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Oh, Miss Fine!
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I-I thought the PTA
meeting was next week.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Don't be ridiculous.
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I can't sit in this.
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Well, have
a wonderful time
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at the party tonight,
Miss Fine.
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Thank you.
As a matter of fact,
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why don't you take
tomorrow off, hm?
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You deserve it.
You've been doing
a wonderful job.
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Oh, thanks,
Mr. Sheffield.
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Gee, whatever you're taking,
keep takin' it.
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[DOORBELL DINGS]
Oh.
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Mona, wow!
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You like?
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Labels for Less.
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I think it's
Yves St. Bernard.
[CHUCKLES]
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So guess what.
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I don't have to go back
to Queens.
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Your boss said he can't
let you go, because he
realized
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that the reason
why he never remarried
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was because he was in love
with you all these years?
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No.
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I'm moving to Florida.
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Oh.
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I'm gonna live
with my mother.
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Oh.
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I don't mind sharing
a sofa bed with my grandma.
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She's 100 this year.
You believe it?
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Your mother
and
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Better.
Yeah.
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Grandma doesn't take up
much space.
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And she can't
roll over.
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So I just have to
get used to sleeping
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on a plastic liner.
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Well, you know,
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it's so much easier
doing laundry
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when you can use
a bottle of 409 and a sponge.
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[CHUCKLING]
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Let's go,
gorgeous.
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The boss gave me the limo,
and the bar is stocked.
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Oh, Mona, you know
I can't drink.
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One sip of Manischewitz
at Passover,
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and I'm humming
theJeopardy
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during the Four Questions.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Oh, I never used to
drink either, honey.
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But wait till the first time
the boss tells you,
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"Take the day off.
You're doing a great job."
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Why?
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It's the beginning
of the end, honey.
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It means they don't
need you anymore.
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Well, maybe just one
Pink Squirrel.
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Gee, I don't know what
they put in a Pink Squirrel,
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but...
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I don't know how squirrels
hold on to their nuts.
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FRAN:
Okay. Doin' good.
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Doin' good, doin' good.
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Doin' bad, doin' bad,
doin' bad.
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Oh, I knew
I had a door.
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Doing good again.
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♪She works hardfor the money
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[SLURRED]
♪So hard for the money
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♪She works hardfor the money
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♪But you neverTreat her right
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♪She works hardFor the mon--
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♪The mone--
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[GRUNTING]
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Oh.
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♪So hard for the mon--
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♪She works hardFor the money
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♪But you neverTreat her right
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Oh, my God.
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I better color my hair.
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♪ She works hardfor the mon-- ♪
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Boy, I better get rid
of some of those pant suits.
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Damn Annie Hall.
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[SIGHS]
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[GASPS]
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Oh, I'll take my makeup
off in the morning.
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[EDVARD GRIEG'S
"MORNING MOOD" PLAYS]
256
00:12:16,483 --> 00:12:18,403
♪ La-ta,
Ta-ta-ta ♪
257
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:21,133
♪ Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪
258
00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:22,246
♪ Tee-ta-ta
Ta-tee ♪
259
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,503
♪ Ah, ran-ta-ta-- ♪
260
00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:25,120
Oh, what are you
doing here?
261
00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:26,180
The sun is up.
262
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,220
Oh, Niles,
just give it a rest.
263
00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:33,350
Today is my birthday.
264
00:12:33,383 --> 00:12:35,663
You're not gonna
get my goat.
265
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:37,000
Why? Did you two
get engaged?
266
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:42,250
Niles,
just shut up.
[SCOFFS]
267
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,163
How's Maxwell?
Is he feeling any better?
268
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,500
Well, I think so, yes.
269
00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:47,320
He took a wonderful
Jewish remedy last night.
270
00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:53,320
I wish there was something
I could do for him.
271
00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:55,500
I'd love to stay and chat,
Miss Babcock,
272
00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:56,300
but Mr. Sheffield
is waiting.
273
00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:59,003
And you know
how much better he feels,
274
00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:00,380
and how happy he is,
275
00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:03,376
when someone
brings him his tray.
276
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,316
Ooh, let me do it!
Let me do it!
277
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:07,350
Oh, no, no, no,
Miss Babcock, I couldn't.
278
00:13:07,383 --> 00:13:09,303
Give me the stupid tray.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
279
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,233
Now, you really
shouldn't be in his room.
280
00:13:11,266 --> 00:13:13,346
Why?
281
00:13:13,383 --> 00:13:17,833
Oh, my birthday present's
up there, isn't it?
282
00:13:17,116 --> 00:13:19,116
I'm right,
aren't I?
283
00:13:19,150 --> 00:13:21,370
Oh, you know me
like a book.
284
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,230
[GIGGLES]
285
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[SOFTLY]
Oh, Maxwell...
286
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:36,133
Maxwell.
287
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,326
[SCREAMS]
288
00:13:38,660 --> 00:13:41,500
Oh. Good God!
God! C.C.
289
00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:42,430
C.C., what the devil
are you doing in here?
290
00:13:42,466 --> 00:13:44,226
[GASPING]
What am I doing here?
291
00:13:44,266 --> 00:13:46,176
What is sh-sh-she
doing here?!
292
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,446
Who? Oh!
293
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,180
[YELPS]
Miss Fine!
294
00:13:55,216 --> 00:13:56,116
I...
295
00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:04,176
Oh, I'm having
that dream again.
296
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,150
[YELPS]
Mr. Sheffield!
297
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What are you doing in--
your room?
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♪ Happy birthday
To you ♪
299
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♪ Happy birthday
To you ♪
300
00:14:17,216 --> 00:14:20,996
Would you all kindly
get out of my room!
301
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♪ Happy birthday
Miss Babcock ♪
302
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,830
Miss Fine,
there has to be
303
00:14:28,116 --> 00:14:30,116
a perfectly rational
explanation to all this.
304
00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:32,280
But with you, that's
so rarely the case!
305
00:14:32,316 --> 00:14:33,996
What?
306
00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:35,400
Oh, nothing.
307
00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:37,253
It's just that you could use
a Tic Tac or something.
308
00:14:41,150 --> 00:14:43,100
How the devil did you get
in here in the first place?
309
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,373
Oh, I don't know.
310
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,270
I must have gotten
a little...
311
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:49,000
schnockered at the nanny party.
312
00:14:49,330 --> 00:14:52,120
What's your excuse?!
313
00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:54,130
Well, I did take a lot
of cold medicine last night--
314
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:56,466
I-I don't need an excuse!
It's my bloody room.
315
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,160
Schnockered?
316
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,160
I thought
you didn't drink.
317
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,230
Look, I'm
a grown woman.
318
00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:03,296
I can have a lousy
pink drink if I want one.
319
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,373
I'm going through
a personal crisis.
320
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:09,450
Meanwhile, these sheets
are gorgeous.
321
00:15:09,483 --> 00:15:11,233
Do you know if Niles
has to iron them?
322
00:15:11,266 --> 00:15:12,996
Miss Fine, focus.
323
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,370
Don't tell me
to focus.
324
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,270
You're gonna turn my room
into a cedar closet,
325
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:20,170
while I rot in Florida
curled up next to Grandma Yetta
326
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on sheets designed
by Rubbermaid.
327
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,270
You should come with a bloody
owner's manual, you know that?
328
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,200
I've given you
the best years of my life,
329
00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:30,663
and this is what
you do to me?
330
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,420
I haven't done
anything to you!
331
00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:32,450
Did I?
332
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Oh, God, did we?
333
00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:38,500
Well, w-w-what
am I talking about?
334
00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:39,370
If we did, I mean,
I think I would remember.
335
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,500
You bet you would.
336
00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:44,170
Miss Fine!
337
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,200
Now, don't panic.
338
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I know nothing happened.
339
00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:51,233
I can guarantee it,
because my ears don't itch.
340
00:15:51,266 --> 00:15:53,366
There. Okay?
All right.
341
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,350
Just because I'm desperate,
I'm gonna ask you.
342
00:15:55,383 --> 00:15:57,433
What do your ears have to
do with anything?
343
00:15:57,466 --> 00:15:59,446
Well, I can't
really explain it.
344
00:15:59,483 --> 00:16:02,003
All I know is
that the next day,
345
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my ears always itch.
346
00:16:04,183 --> 00:16:05,473
[SCOFFS]
347
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,130
Oh, what, like you
don't have a thing?
348
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:10,176
Well. All right,
I sing.
349
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,220
Any particular song,
or do you just scat?
350
00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:17,370
Georgy Girl.
351
00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:22,300
Hey! Gee, I've been
working here for two years,
352
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,253
I never once
heard you sing--
353
00:16:26,183 --> 00:16:27,163
Great scones.
354
00:16:35,366 --> 00:16:38,316
Oh, God, Niles,
it was so embarrassing
355
00:16:38,350 --> 00:16:41,350
having Miss Babcock
come into my room when she did.
356
00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:43,403
Oh, yes, I know. If only I'd
been there to stop her.
357
00:16:45,466 --> 00:16:47,146
I could just kick myself.
358
00:16:49,183 --> 00:16:50,403
It's not your fault,
old man.
359
00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:52,173
You know, the worst part
of it is,
360
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,230
it was her birthday,
and no one remembered.
361
00:16:54,266 --> 00:16:56,196
Oh, I did, sir.
Oh, really?
362
00:16:56,233 --> 00:16:57,383
How nice. Did you
get her something?
363
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,366
Gave it to her
this morning.
364
00:17:02,383 --> 00:17:04,253
You know, Niles,
I'd forgotten what it was like
365
00:17:04,283 --> 00:17:05,323
to wake up in the morning
with your bed
366
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,160
smelling of perfume.
367
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,170
Oh, I hear you, sir.
368
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,370
I just wonder what's
troubling Miss Fine.
369
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,350
Oh, what am I
wondering for?
370
00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:15,333
I'm standing here
with Liz Smith.
371
00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:18,450
I resent that,
sir.
372
00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:22,420
But according
to my sources...
373
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Miss Fine is feeling a little
insecure about the future.
374
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,323
Oh. Aren't we all?
375
00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:30,370
Perhaps she should use
a little less
376
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,450
of that bloody
aerosol hair spray.
377
00:17:32,483 --> 00:17:36,103
Oh, no, no. Not the future
of the world, sir.
378
00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:37,353
She's concerned
about...
379
00:17:37,383 --> 00:17:39,223
the golden years.
380
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:42,200
Oh, no. Have they canceled
her favorite TV show?
381
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:44,423
Oh, please, sir.
Work with me.
382
00:17:47,383 --> 00:17:50,173
What's to become of Miss Fine
when her services here
383
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,280
are no longer required?
384
00:17:52,316 --> 00:17:54,826
Oh, you're talking about
385
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,146
after the children
are grown, aren't you, Niles?
386
00:17:56,183 --> 00:17:58,663
Always one step
ahead of me, sir.
387
00:18:07,316 --> 00:18:09,466
Fran, what are
you doing?
388
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,100
Well, you know,
I can't be a nanny forever.
389
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,303
I have to have something
to fall back on.
390
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,433
And it says here,
if you can draw Blinky,
391
00:18:16,466 --> 00:18:19,326
you too can have
a lucrative career in animation.
392
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:24,350
This doesn't look
anything like Blinky.
393
00:18:24,383 --> 00:18:26,103
Hey, maybe you could
try driving the big rigs
394
00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:27,503
on the other side
the matchbox.
395
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,270
Oh, shut up.
396
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,130
Go get me
some tracing paper.
397
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:33,416
[DOORBELL RINGS]
398
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:37,400
Come in.
399
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,450
Hi, doll!
400
00:18:40,483 --> 00:18:44,433
Oh, Mona. What are you
so dressed up for?
401
00:18:44,466 --> 00:18:47,216
Oh, don't tell me
it's a holy day,
402
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,100
and I didn't go
to Temple.
403
00:18:49,133 --> 00:18:51,253
Now God's gonna punish me,
404
00:18:51,283 --> 00:18:53,333
and there goes
my career in animation.
405
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:56,326
No. No, Franny.
406
00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:57,466
I'm getting married.
407
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,330
Oh, Mona!
408
00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:03,400
Oh, I hope it wasn't
that waiter last night
409
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:07,503
that gave you
the two end cuts.
410
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:09,660
'Cause, you know,
he left with the Yorkshire
pudding guy arm in arm.
411
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,480
No.
412
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,160
It's my boss.
413
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,160
[GASPS]
414
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,830
We were saying goodnight
at the Waldorf,
415
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,466
and he asked me to
come back to the house.
416
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,170
And I thought,
"What, did I forget
to clean my drain?"
417
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,420
[CHUCKLES]
No. No.
418
00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:26,470
He had something
to give me.
419
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,470
Look.
Oh, Mona!
420
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,230
It's gorgeous.
421
00:19:32,266 --> 00:19:34,496
Oh, I'm so happy
for you.
422
00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:37,170
No one deserves it
more than you.
423
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,250
Meanwhile, do you think
this looks like Blinky?
424
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,433
Funny.
425
00:19:41,466 --> 00:19:43,656
I gotta go.
426
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,660
He chartered a plane.
427
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,450
Oh.
428
00:19:45,483 --> 00:19:47,153
Oh, and by the way...
- Yeah?
429
00:19:47,183 --> 00:19:48,453
...you know that cedar closet?
- Yeah?
430
00:19:48,483 --> 00:19:50,453
Turns out...
it was for me!
431
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:53,220
For me.
432
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,120
Oh.
For me.
433
00:19:57,183 --> 00:20:00,123
Miss Fine.
What?
434
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:02,230
Well, Miss Fine,
please sit down.
435
00:20:02,266 --> 00:20:04,276
Look, if it's
about my lipstick
436
00:20:04,316 --> 00:20:06,226
on your pillow shams,
don't lose any sleep over it.
437
00:20:06,266 --> 00:20:07,446
It's never coming out.
438
00:20:07,483 --> 00:20:09,333
Uh, no.
439
00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:11,476
No, Miss Fine,
when I first hired you,
440
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,220
I thought I was
just getting a nanny.
441
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:17,470
But, well, you've turned out
to be so much more.
442
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,120
[HUMS "STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT"]
♪ La-da da-da-da ♪
443
00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:22,420
♪ Da-da-da-dee-da
La-da-da-da-da...
444
00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:25,100
[CLICKS]
445
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:31,283
[CONTINUES HUMMING
"STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT"]
446
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:36,833
Mr. Sheffield,
what's this all about?
447
00:20:36,116 --> 00:20:38,156
Well, I-I-I don't
want you to think
448
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,100
this job is going nowhere,
449
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:44,503
and that when the children
are grown, you'll be all
alone.
450
00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:47,120
I want to take care of you
for the rest of your life.
451
00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:49,000
Oh, could I just
call my mother?
452
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:50,130
Oh, wait.
I'll fill her in.
453
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,226
I'll fill her in.
454
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,250
Miss Fine, there's something
I want to give you.
455
00:20:56,283 --> 00:20:56,423
Oh, wait a sec,
wait a sec. Wait.
456
00:20:59,366 --> 00:21:00,116
[RING CLATTERS]
457
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:03,230
Go ahead.
[GIGGLES]
458
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:09,096
It would give me great
pleasure
if you would...
459
00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:10,663
Yeah? Yeah?
Ha.
460
00:21:12,116 --> 00:21:13,396
Let me buy you
a condominium.
461
00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:16,170
Huh?
462
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,220
For your retirement.
463
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:21,160
A condo?
464
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,000
That's what you wanna give me
for my future?
465
00:21:24,330 --> 00:21:26,830
Oh, I'll tell you,
I have never been so--
466
00:21:26,116 --> 00:21:28,176
Would it include carpet
and plantation shutters?
467
00:21:28,216 --> 00:21:30,276
Yeah, of course.
Pets okay?
468
00:21:30,316 --> 00:21:32,396
'Cause I'd probably
want a cat.
469
00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:34,233
Whatever you want.
470
00:21:34,266 --> 00:21:36,366
So...
Happy?
471
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,270
Yeah.
472
00:21:39,233 --> 00:21:41,833
Oy. This is gonna
take forever.
473
00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:47,130
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
by the way...
474
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:49,176
I'm sorry
about last night.
475
00:21:49,216 --> 00:21:52,156
Oh, Miss Fine.
Don't you worry about
that.
476
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,230
I think we should put
that whole incident behind us.
477
00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:56,246
And after all...
nothing happened, right?
478
00:21:56,283 --> 00:21:59,133
Right.
Hm.
479
00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:02,346
♪ Hey there, Georgy Girl
Walking down the street so-- ♪
480
00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:16,480
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