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How do I look ?
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It's too early to say.
We'll look at the blow ups later.
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Touch ups are always necessary,
but nothing major.
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- What's your name ?
- Davide, and yours ?
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- Vivian.
- Oh, sure. How stupid of me !
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It's not very polite to forget
your model's name.
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Sorry. I remember faces
but I easily forget names.
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Why don't you give me a name
that's less banal ?
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Maybe I'm banal.
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Putting up a front
to make me curious ?
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Here we are.
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I think this is one of the best.
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Why do you always take
photographs like these ?
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No particular reason,
I just love beauty.
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You don't mean
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that all the women who pose for you
have a behind like mine ?
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Rarely, but some do.
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Even an old posterior
can have charm and personality.
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This is a 16-year old, not yet ripe.
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She didn't want to,
but then she agreed.
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- And who's that ?
- The 16-years old's mother.
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- And that one ?
- That's me.
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A self-portrait.
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I wanted to see
if I was photogenic.
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You're photogenic and cute.
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It's not enough to make me happy.
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- Want me to praise you ?
- Yes, please.
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I don't have much self esteem.
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Your behind is very sexy,
but don't you have other ambitions ?
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Displaying the backside
is a sign of defiance.
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The butt of the protest !
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You want to daze me
with complications ?
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Kiss me.
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What about your childhood ?
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When I was little
I envied women's genitals.
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Then everything changed,
of course.
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In fact, l'll compete with other men
as long as I can.
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And you, are you happy ?
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No, I'm not.
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At first, yes.
It was all lovely.
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We got married because
we were in love.
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We made love all the time,
we never got tired.
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It was wonderful !
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He said he only had to look at me
to get aroused.
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Damn you !
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Here.
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Damn you !
We're under fire, let's go.
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"She gloved his puppet
so it wouldn't get cold..."
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"..and he opened the pages
of that posterior missal
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and marked them with his mentula."
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- What's a mentula ?
- The male member in Latin.
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- And the female one ?
- Cunnus, a masculine noun.
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So, why do modern day Romans
say "cazzo" ?
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That comes from akatios,
the ship's mast.
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How bestial !
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That's what Aretino would say.
Right, Davide ?
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Come on, let's go !
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There's a free place down there,
if you want.
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- Come on, let's go.
- You can't do that here.
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There are kids playing,
the football pitch...
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Leave them alone.
Can't you see they're decent folk ?
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Can't you shove off ?
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- Let's go, this place is a nuthouse.
- What did I tell you ?
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- Is he any good ?
- He used to be wonderful in bed.
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- He had a... mentula ?
- Yes, mentula.
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He had a mentula this long.
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I called him "Monsieur dix fois"
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because he'd make love to me
ten times every night.
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- Really ?
- Yes, ten times.
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It gave me fantastic skin.
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Then nine, eight, seven...
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six, five, four...
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- Three, two, one...
- Zero. Everything cancelled !
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- And then ?
- I took on an accountant.
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- What are they like ?
- They can only manage five times.
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lt's him.
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The ex "dix fois"
or the accountant ?
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It's my husband.
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Who's calling ?
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Ah, it's you !
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Yes, everything's fine.
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A big audience ? Big applause ?
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What have I done ?
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I had lunch with Davide.
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He took some wonderful
photos of me.
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No, I only pose nude for you.
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He was very professional.
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He's very nice
and speaks highly of you.
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He say's you're
a great actor.
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Bye for now.
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- He wants me to say I love him.
- Say it.
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But husbands and wives
don't say these things.
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All right, I love you.
Bye.
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- Why did you make me say it ?
- So he'll work and earn money.
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He's mysteriously rich !
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He acts to give a sense
of purpose to his life,
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- ..but he's a ham.
- And you put mustard on him.
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Are you rich ?
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Yes... very mysteriously !
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I'm very nervous.
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Calm down,
nervousness plays nasty tricks.
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I'm not "Mr Ten Times",
or even an accountant.
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I like you like this,
with your little mentula.
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If you don't feel like it now,
we'll do it some other time.
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Where's the library ?
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