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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,240 The following programme contains strong language. 2 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:15,040 Right now from every direction we are facing a different storm. 3 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:16,960 Who are these people, Fraser? 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,120 Mods. That's Audrey Hemmings' brother. 5 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,000 Of course, people are angry. 6 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:23,000 After what we heard last week about the cyber-attack, 7 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,880 it is clear that this country is under systematic assault. 8 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,760 Firestorm. 9 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,040 I want to know who it is, and how we stop it. 10 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:33,080 WHO IS YOUR HANDLER? (SILENCED GUNSHOTS) 11 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,080 You wanted a shortlist of my preferred candidates. 12 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:36,640 I don't see the problem. 13 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,320 Except for all of them being on the hard right of the hard right. 14 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:41,480 And Roger Hawkins? 15 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:44,320 We need to hold the seat, and I trust Robert's judgement. 16 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:47,320 My job is to make sure you make the best possible decision. 17 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,880 Well, maybe that's something overdue for reappraisal. 18 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:54,160 This assault on me isn't happening by unfortunate circumstances. 19 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,480 It's your job they're trying to capsize. 20 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,440 As long as Firestorm is spewing its poison, 21 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,160 this government will not tolerate that. 22 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,000 Well, that's one fire snuffed out. 23 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,040 Or have we stoked it? 24 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:12,640 'A firestorm is caused by baskets of incendiaries and not a single bomb. 25 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:18,480 Neither the silencing of a lone patriot, 26 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,080 nor the disappearance of one truth-telling journalist 27 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:24,200 will stop the flames of truth from spreading. 28 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:27,560 Water may douse the flames, but who controls the water? 29 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,880 Think before you drink.' 30 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:37,240 Oh, my God, she has made me sound like a complete and utter idiot. 31 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,200 Well, I'm sure it's just - 32 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:42,040 "Seemingly cloth-eared to current debates 33 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,200 on privilege and racial justice. 34 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:47,280 She moans about the size of the Downing Street flat 35 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:50,640 and claims that her infamous comment that posh, white girls 36 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,720 do not belong in prison was not understood in context." 37 00:01:55,160 --> 00:02:00,280 I made a joke about the flat because the cameraman banged his head... 38 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,600 Come on, it's just...newspapers. 39 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:06,160 It's an absolute bloody disaster. (PHONE BEEPS) 40 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:12,600 Look, er... Firestorm is back. 41 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,160 I have to go. 42 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,720 Well, are they messing with our water now? 43 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,920 Fraser is looking into it, Prime Minister. 44 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,000 And who snatched Hari Misra? 45 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,520 Ask the people he pissed off with - his scoops. - Including us? 46 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,320 Contrary to popular myth, 47 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,880 and social media - Maybe my wife's had him snatched 48 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:44,800 and is overseeing his torture somewhere. 49 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,480 That's what they're saying, I imagine. 50 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,480 Misra's recent output certainly means the finger will point at us. 51 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:52,200 And you're sure that wasn't your objective as well? 52 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,960 A little strategic own-goal. 53 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,640 Because I'm a bit doubtful as to whose side anyone is on. 54 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,560 We have done nothing to Hari Misra. 55 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,400 Not to make you look bad, or for any other reason. 56 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,160 We failed to pick him up, and even if we had got there first, 57 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,760 we don't have an assassination programme, 58 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:09,480 as you know perfectly well. 59 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,640 Well, I'm beginning to question the merits of that. 60 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:14,880 - Especially with journalists. - We can announce a change of policy 61 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:16,760 on the Number 10 Twitter feed, if you like? 62 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,160 OK, keep me informed. 63 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:28,120 Thanks. Problems with the water down in Kent. 64 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,360 Oh, yeah, my brother mentioned that to me. 65 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,160 Been on and off for a while now, but the water company's saying 66 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,000 the pressure is completely normal. 67 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:38,320 Now there's stuff all over social media saying it isn't safe to drink. 68 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:42,120 Really? Do you think it might be another... 69 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:45,320 Water systems would be a prime target for a cyber-attack. 70 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,680 I'll speak to the intelligence chief. 71 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:51,280 They haven't flagged any malware in the system yet. 72 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:56,880 We are clearly under attack from a coalition of powerful state actors. 73 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:00,600 And they seem to be taking turns to occupy the driving seat. 74 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:04,800 The Foreign Secretary is not wrong, but first things first. 75 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,520 My counterpart at the American Embassy 76 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,920 has assured me that the Misra story 77 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:13,040 we intercepted from his computer about their involvement 78 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,840 in the ship explosion in Kent was fake news planted by the Chinese. 79 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,680 And what do you think? 80 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,800 We're still looking at the evidence. 81 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:25,200 Well, early evidence suggests that something odd went on down there. 82 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:29,080 Fraser mentioned some kind of sonic event. 83 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:33,840 Tensions are very high between the Yanks and the Chinese at the moment. 84 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,720 But would the Americans really... 85 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,160 Well, not deliberately. 86 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,760 But they could have been making a point to the Chinese 87 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,520 about their underwater capacities 88 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,920 with everything so on edge in the South China Sea. 89 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,000 And they did make it very clear 90 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,960 that they were unhappy with the drilling permissions 91 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,440 that we granted to the Jiayou Corporation. 92 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,880 I want reprisals. 93 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,360 Against the Americans? 94 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,000 No, not them for now until the facts are clearer. 95 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,120 But identify some targets from the other two 96 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:08,200 who we know are behind Ruin - Britannia. - The problem with that - 97 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:12,200 I know the problems. Keep it largely symbolic but not entirely pain-free. 98 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:16,360 A few surgical strikes that will make both Russia and China jump. 99 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:20,520 A central bank, TV network... use your imagination. 100 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,000 I am not going to sit here and take this. 101 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:40,160 (WIND GUSTS) 102 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,080 (GULLS CRY) 103 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,880 Did you ask the government about Hari Misra? 104 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,040 Yeah, they claim they don't know anything. 105 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,760 Maybe they don't. 106 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,200 Right, I will say a few words, announce your candidacy 107 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:07,320 and then hand over to you. What's all this about? 108 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,480 No idea. What's wrong with the tap water? 109 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:12,440 Nothing, as far as I know. What's a quantum algorithm? 110 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:14,520 No idea. 111 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,960 But I do know that you can put the word "quantum" 112 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,200 in front of any old bullshit and all of a sudden it looks high status. 113 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,880 Any chance of a photo? 114 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,640 (REPORTERS CLAMOUR) 115 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,560 Good morning, everybody, thank you for coming. 116 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,680 As you can see, with me is Francine Bridge. 117 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,640 We'll take a few questions, maybe five minutes, 118 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,480 and then we really will have to move on. 119 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:37,720 But I really appreciate you coming. Over to Francine. 120 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:40,240 (BARRAGE OF QUESTIONS) 121 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,280 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON HI-FI) 122 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,560 (SHE TURNS VOLUME DOWN) Hey! 123 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:04,400 Who's drunk all the water? 124 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,200 There's water in the kettle still. 125 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:10,680 (SIGHS) You know I'm not drinking that. 126 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:14,240 You don't believe all that crap that they're poisoning us with equations, 127 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:17,720 - do you? - Algorithms. Lin says it's actually quite dangerous.. 128 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:21,160 Lin listens to Michael Buble, refused to get her kids vaccinated, 129 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,400 and is voting for that racist nonce. 130 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:27,320 She's also my best mate and Danny's godmother, so... 131 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,960 I'm gonna go and get some bottled stuff, just so we're sure. 132 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,880 Bring me back a KitKat, then. 133 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,840 Shut up, Kit-Kat. You're meant to be on a diet. 134 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,800 I've got a naturally high metabolism. 135 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,000 I don't need to diet. Ohh. 136 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:43,480 Be nice to be able to see your cock - again, though, right? - You tell me. 137 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,880 It fell off last week through lack of use. 138 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,720 (BOTH LAUGH) 139 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:50,640 Danny! Gonna go to the shops? 140 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,720 Are you really gonna drink that? 141 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:56,920 Yeah. 142 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,520 (COUGHS) 143 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,280 You're an idiot. 144 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:05,920 (LAUGHS) 145 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,800 Don't be a mean old Jezebel. Get me a Kit-Kat! 146 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,160 Yeah, yeah. Danny! I'm coming! 147 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,560 'First they came with their pills and vaccinations. 148 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,680 Now it's the water. Ask yourselves this: 149 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:22,520 why was the water supply suspended for emergency work on the water - ' 150 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,640 To carry out emergency work on a water main? 151 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,880 'And why has the pressure been so weird recently?' 152 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:31,120 Probably because someone's using buried malware to manipulate it. 153 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,480 They are making the data in the water plants 154 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,360 look normal to the technicians 155 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,680 while lowering the pressure to consumers. 156 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:40,400 Going for a slow drip rather than a drought, 157 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,160 which is even more frustrating. 158 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,560 As any man over 50 knows. 159 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,880 (SCOFFS) 160 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:50,080 No coincidence, I suppose, they've chosen an area 161 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,000 where a bitter election is taking place? 162 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,880 Well, what's worrying me 163 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,880 is that they've teamed up to hit back 164 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,440 for this week's symbolic reprisals. 165 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,000 Ganging up and showing off? 166 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:04,800 Player One - world leaders in sophisticated malware. 167 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:08,920 Player Two - world leaders in misinformation and chaos. 168 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,120 Others turning the chips in their pockets, 169 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:13,400 waiting for the next spin of the wheel. 170 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:16,360 Why did it start, though? 171 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,720 Because that's what happens when you have the weapons, 172 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,840 and the conditions are right. 173 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,960 Spark becomes flame becomes inferno. 174 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:29,800 First World War could have been Prussian railway timetables. 175 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,400 On a happier note... 176 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:35,560 you know how scientists have developed weapons 177 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:39,360 that can immobilise you purely through a vile stench? 178 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,720 I am familiar with the concept. 179 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:45,040 They would struggle to find one that has as an impact 180 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:48,200 as strong as our new candidate from Kent has 181 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:54,080 on Anna Marshall's delicate little schnoz. 182 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,600 Have you ever actually been to Kent? 183 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,960 As opposed to figuratively? 184 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,760 Of course, I've actually been to Kent. 185 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,840 I'm not talking about a pint of prawns in Deal. 186 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,960 I'm talking about Medway towns where the real people live. 187 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,880 Oh, bad news, Deal residents, you don't actually exist. 188 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,520 OK, I think it's a given that you two 189 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:13,280 aren't gonna be sharing a picnic hamper at Glyndebourne. 190 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,680 Can we just focus on the issues in hand? 191 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,480 Good call. 192 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,760 The opposition will attack us, if they have any sense, 193 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,760 on the housing issue. 194 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:25,280 Plus the water issue which has suddenly emerged from nowhere. 195 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,840 I'm not going to talk about housing plans or water. 196 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:32,240 You didn't put me in this seat to fight clean, and you know it. 197 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,280 So stop being hypocrites. 198 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:38,880 You put me in it to defeat a resurgent opposition 199 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:42,240 from winning a seat you can ill-afford to lose. 200 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:45,640 This election is going to be about one thing for me, 201 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:49,840 and that is stopping Francine Bridge from representing 202 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:53,400 a constituency totally at odds with her values. 203 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:56,320 Which values are those, then? Oh, what, you don't know? 204 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:59,160 Mimsy, lefty. Feminine? 205 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,920 Chuck it in if you like, Archie, 206 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,840 but I'll be appealing to the female vote. 207 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,120 One of the big mistakes you make is to assume 208 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:09,280 that everybody agrees with your values when it's just a handful 209 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:14,760 of media luvvies posting photos of their negronis on Instagram. 210 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,720 Negronis! 211 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,160 It's all about the Skinny Bitches now, Roger. 212 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:23,160 They had an open goal, but they gambled with her selection. 213 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,040 Fresh lime, not cordial, obvs - Anna. 214 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,920 They're so desperate to get her back into Parliament, 215 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,080 it could be their undoing. 216 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:34,520 She's gonna be soft on all kinds of issues, 217 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:38,320 which I intend to hit her with again and again and again. 218 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,840 And that's how we're gonna win that seat. 219 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,880 Don't make it about race, Roger. 220 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,000 Do not target that. Don't worry, Joseph, 221 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:46,800 I have no intention of doing so. 222 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,440 I won't need to. 223 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,840 Oh, hi, Rachel. Hi, Anna. I just... 224 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,560 Don't dwell on it. 225 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,320 She made me look like a complete idiot. I trusted her. 226 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:16,160 OK. Beginner's error. 227 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,480 It's happened to us all. 228 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,960 I did an interview once. They used everything I said, 229 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,480 but made me look like a simpering idiot. 230 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,360 Which I'm not. 231 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:29,760 Every joke, every suggestion of irony. I'm funny, Anna! 232 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,800 I know, you're a hoot. 233 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:35,000 I'm a harpy, a racist... 234 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,720 ..the wicked witch pulling her husband's strings, 235 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,040 when everybody knows that's you. (CHUCKLES) 236 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,360 You'd be surprised. 237 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,120 Well, he is a bit jealous, isn't he? 238 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,480 Of whom? Francine Bridge. 239 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:55,240 He... He worries you prefer her to Hawkins. 240 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,480 (SCOFFS) Newsflash. I do. 241 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:00,280 Yeah, but to Rob that's like saying you prefer her to him. 242 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,520 That's ridiculous. 243 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,560 (SIGHS) 244 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,880 Listen, don't worry about the response to the article. 245 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,800 Well, I'm just never going to be enough. 246 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:16,880 You know, the way I dress, the way I speak, 247 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,960 my body, the fact that I'm Jewish. 248 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,720 Yeah, Jewish lawyer, to boot. 249 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,160 Come on, you must be pulling strings somewhere. 250 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:27,720 Well, I had a Ukrainian oligarch murdered to spare my blushes 251 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,400 over some bullshit that wasn't even my fault, 252 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,560 so, you know, join the dots, sheeple. 253 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:37,400 Maybe you need a break, or something. 254 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,680 I don't know, go and visit Ellie? 255 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,320 I don't think I can live in this bloody flat for much longer. 256 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,480 Well, it's little more than a matchbox, after all. 257 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:54,240 I literally feel like I'm going insane. (SOBS) 258 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,760 - Talk to Robert. - I can't. He's got too much on his plate. 259 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:03,120 Talk to him, though. It's not fair what they're doing to you. 260 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,720 Thank you, thank you. Thank you. 261 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,800 Thank you. Thanks. 262 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,000 I'm gonna ask you a personal question, so don't be offended, 263 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,280 but anything happening between you and Misra? 264 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,120 No. 265 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,920 Had to ask. 266 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,160 But something really bad's happened, Chris. 267 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,840 The fire at his office, his disappearance, I just... 268 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:30,240 Get back to London! Poisoning our water! 269 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,280 Ah, it's like Burnley-on-Sea. 270 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,840 Spoken like a true woman of the people. 271 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:37,840 They're having a hard time deciding if I'm a metropolitan elitist, 272 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,040 or a Moss Side drug dealer. Bit of both, I'd say. 273 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,480 Chorlton, mate - creative hub of Manchester. 274 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,880 There's a very ugly mood in this town. 275 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,920 And it's only going to get worse. 276 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,960 (PROTESTORS SHOUTING) 277 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,600 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 278 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,560 Yes. 279 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,160 I'm afraid I have some disturbing news, 280 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,120 linked to the water in Kent, Prime Minister. 281 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,160 And I was on such a winning streak. 282 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,720 A child in Rochester called Simon Drake 283 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,160 has developed amoebic meningitis. 284 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,480 And that's different from erm โ€” 285 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:16,840 It's caused by a bacteria called Naegleria fowleri 286 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:20,040 that attacks the brain and is almost always fatal. 287 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,040 How did he catch it? 288 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,920 Well, you normally get it by breathing contaminated water 289 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,680 through the nose. 290 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,080 And had he? They're investigating. 291 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,800 It's very rare especially in the UK. 292 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,840 They wouldn't - It could be a coincidence. 293 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,120 But it's been picked up on by the trolls and the bots, 294 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,440 and they're exploiting it to maximum effect. 295 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,280 Prepare the COBRA room. 296 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,640 FIRESTORM: 'First the ship. Now the water supply. 297 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,840 Children are dying for this government's experiments. 298 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,880 Luckily, we will soon have an opportunity 299 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,000 to tell them what we think of them at the polls. 300 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:12,080 Justice for Simon. Vote nobody.' 301 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,120 What's that symbol they use? 302 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,120 It's similar to an image used by a Chilean fascist group 303 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:20,840 called Patria y Libertad in the 1970s, but they're long gone. 304 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,840 - Chile? - I recently reviewed Ellie's security. 305 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,440 How is the child doing? 306 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,280 ICU. Very poorly. 307 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,720 What's the water company saying? That the water is completely safe, 308 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,200 but that if people are worried, to boil it and avoid inhaling it. 309 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,160 Who inhales water? Showers etcetera. 310 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,560 The bacteria can't actually be spread by drinking 311 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,560 because the stomach acid neutralises it. 312 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,320 Let me get this straight. 313 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,360 First, they fooled around with the water supply. 314 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,480 Then they started a blizzard of rumours. 315 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,840 And now they are telling people not to vote in the election. 316 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,960 Get our bloody candidate to drink a big glass of water. 317 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,920 Now, there's a win-win scenario. 318 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,880 I'll get down there as soon as I can. 319 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,640 Is that such a good idea? 320 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,720 It worked for the solar storm. We can't run from it. 321 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,400 As Mussolini discovered from the wrong end of a meat hook. 322 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,800 Enough with the wisecracks and smart-alec replies. 323 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,720 Does anybody see what is happening? We do - 324 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,600 It is one thing after another. Death by a thousand cuts. 325 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:25,680 They're not even asking for anything. 326 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:29,880 It is like we've just become a fucking game board for them. 327 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,120 That's exactly what it's like, Prime Minister. 328 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:34,880 Problem is, now that it's started... 329 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,880 ..I'm not sure anyone knows how this game ends. 330 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:42,320 Yeah, well, I'm not going to hide behind a bunch of useless pawns. 331 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,280 Hit back hard. 332 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:47,560 We've just done that. Then try again. Harder. 333 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,720 (DOOR CLOSES) 334 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,400 (GULLS CRY) 335 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,880 It's like bloody Nuremburg down this close. 336 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,000 All these swastika things. 337 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,120 Nobody round here's gonna vote. 338 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:33,920 I am. Good. 339 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,560 A kid's dying because of what they're doing to the water. 340 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,240 There's one case. 341 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,040 Believe what you want to believe. 342 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,080 I've got more beliefs in case you're interested. 343 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,440 Vaccinations are a triumph of medical science. 344 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,240 Our dad died before one had a chance to save him. 345 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:51,680 And there's nothing in the water apart from hydrogen, oxygen 346 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,320 and a little bit of fluoride to stop your teeth from falling out. 347 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,480 I'm not interested, Audrey. 348 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,600 Just cos you went to college... 349 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,800 Yeah, I did go to college, Tina, yeah. 350 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,880 My dad wasn't a moron, and he thought education was a good thing. 351 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,240 I'm proud I went to college, actually, to stop me turning 352 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:10,680 into some two-bob, conspiracy-peddling... 353 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,920 Well, go on, love, say it. 354 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,960 I know what you've always thought of me. 355 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,920 ..muppet. 356 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,760 You stuck-up little cow. 357 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,960 And give it a rest about your dad, 358 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,080 like he's the only person who ever died, 359 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,040 and you're the only person who cares. 360 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,040 Fuck you. 361 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,720 'A lot of people think like she does.' 362 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,480 Can you blame them, with this lot in power? 363 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:40,600 The boat going up all of a sudden, and now this shit with the water? 364 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,640 There is no shit with the water. 365 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,160 Something's going on. How did that kid get that Nigeria... 366 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,080 Naegleria fowleri. 367 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:55,360 I don't know, Cary. Maybe he jumped off a lock 368 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,560 into a filthy canal like you always did when you were 15. 369 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,720 Remember that kid who ripped his bollocks off 370 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,680 on the submerged bicycle? 371 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,600 God. Was that actually true, 372 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,840 or did they just say it to scare us? I don't know. 373 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,360 Worked, though. Well, there you are, then. 374 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,320 Oh. Hello. 375 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:15,520 Are you from the local Labour Party? Thank you. 376 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,480 Cheers. 377 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,760 What do you think? 378 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,400 Yeah, I think she'll win. 379 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,040 She's got a better smile than that Tory doughnut. 380 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,800 You just fancy her. 381 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,360 I'm not gonna lie, I've got - the raging horn, mate. - Oh! 382 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,920 Eurgh, disgusting. 383 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,480 You sure there's nothing up with the water? 384 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,440 The water is safe. That's my department, I really would know. 385 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,440 Tina's just worried. She's got a big heart. 386 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:49,880 That's all. And that kid with all them tubes has really upset her. 387 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,640 OK. OK. 388 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,960 Big-hearted muppet. 389 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,280 Oh, here comes a Tory muppet. Good evening, Sir. 390 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,880 Reckon I can keep these bastards here for an hour at least. 391 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:07,040 So, I'm very undecided in this election, and I was wondering if... 392 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,480 (LAUGHTER) 393 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,440 Mr Hawkins, do you think that water in Kent is safe to drink? 394 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,000 I've been assured that it is. 395 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,840 That's not the same as saying it actually is. 396 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,520 We're all assured that it is. 397 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,400 Francine Bridge made a categoric statement - 398 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,760 Well, to be fair, it's probably cleaner 399 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,520 than the water where she comes from. 400 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,800 (LAUGHTER) 401 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:28,000 Hard as nails, that water in the inner cities. 402 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,720 I doubt she's even tasted our Kent water. 403 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:32,240 (TITTERING) 404 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:36,000 (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK) Cheers. 405 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,720 He said what? 406 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,000 No, tell me exactly. 407 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,800 Right. I'll raise it directly with the PM. 408 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:53,320 Drinking unclean water is an obvious trope 409 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,800 that she's not really British. Yes, but he said - 410 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,080 Oh, come on, Robert. 411 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:01,200 One thing to be an opportunist, quite another to be wilfully dense. 412 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,920 Wilfully what? This is an absolute disgrace. 413 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,760 It's clear enough what he was doing there. 414 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,960 It's completely unacceptable. Also, 415 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,840 what's with "I'm assured the water is safe to drink"? 416 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,520 OK. 417 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,760 - OK, what? - Ok, point taken. Point taken, and what? 418 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:19,320 We'll make sure he doesn't overstep the mark like that again. 419 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,760 That's it? 420 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,320 If you book a ride on a tiger, you can't complain about its stripes. 421 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,480 I don't believe this. 422 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:29,120 I can't believe you don't have a problem -Don't go there, Anna. 423 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,880 I don't take kindly to lectures 424 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,680 about what my reaction should be to anything. 425 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,960 The fact is, this is a hard fight, 426 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,520 and he's our dog. Our dog whistle, you mean. 427 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,600 He's fighting a battle based on social conservatism. 428 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,600 I agree with much of that. 429 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,080 I don't support the identity extremists either, 430 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,200 but where he crosses the line, we rein him in. 431 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,440 I would say he is over the line, 432 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,920 but still in earshot. Bollocks. 433 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,960 And that's what passes for debate at St Paul's, is it? 434 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,600 Oh, spare me the self-made, salt-of-the-earth patter, Joseph. 435 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,520 Keep the speech about your hardworking mum for party conference. 436 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,440 (LAUGHS) A bit envious 437 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,760 cos I actually have an audience bigger than one? 438 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,480 Joseph, could you excuse us for a moment? 439 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,400 Sure. 440 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:32,200 (DOOR CLOSES) How much of this is because it's Francine? 441 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,840 What? How much would you be complaining 442 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,560 if it wasn't your friend? 443 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:43,240 Because I think you'd rather see her back in Parliament 444 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,160 than our candidate. 445 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,200 In fact, if you lived in Kent, 446 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,600 I suspect you'd secretly vote for her as well. 447 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,840 It's been well established that I don't live in Kent, 448 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,080 I live in a box at the opera, sneering at the proletariat 449 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,800 with the rest of the toffee-nosed crew. 450 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,640 This is so totally not the issue. 451 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,120 Isn't it? 452 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,760 We cannot lose this seat, Anna, not now. 453 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,200 We're living through some crazy undeclared war 454 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,440 where we don't even know what the enemy wants. 455 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,120 The whole country is bubbling with rumours 456 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,000 and suspicions fed by an internet 457 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,760 that we cannot even begin to compete with. 458 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:19,480 So, I'm sorry, I'm really fucking sorry, if your liberal sensibilities 459 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,040 have been offended by a heat-of-the-battle remark 460 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,880 about your precious little friend. 461 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,640 But this is politics. It's tough. And it's going to get tougher. 462 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,560 They were your sensibilities once, Robert. 463 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,960 Tough shit. This is now. 464 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,800 If you can't get in line with that... 465 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,720 Then, what? 466 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,360 Then, what? (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 467 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,280 Hello, Anna. 468 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,400 He's died. 469 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,440 (TENSE MUSIC) 470 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,560 (CLAMOURING) 471 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:22,360 Lin! 472 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,200 Don't bother going in, Tina. 473 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,240 There's none left. 474 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,840 You can have a couple of bottles of mine. 475 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,880 Are you OK? Yeah, thanks. 476 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,360 I'm still drinking tap water as you can probably tell by my lizard tail. 477 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,400 Oh, same old Cary. Everything's a joke. 478 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,520 Same old Linda. Believe any old shit she reads on the World Wide Web. 479 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,120 There are kids dying, Cary. 480 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,880 One kid has died. And that makes it OK? 481 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,440 Course it's not OK. But we weren't always this crazy. 482 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,320 What the hell are we all coming to? 483 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,600 Come on, let's go. 484 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,640 (PEOPLE SHOUTING AND ARGUING) 485 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,560 'He's not in a good place.' 486 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,000 I've never seen him so paranoid. 487 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,040 Or tetchy. 488 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,160 His wife? 489 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,280 Both his marriages are looking shaky. 490 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,800 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 491 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,800 So... 492 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,360 I have been speaking to my equivalent at the American Embassy. 493 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,160 The imagination boggles. What's he like? 494 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:26,520 She is a female John Bolton who also has a PhD in geopolitical balancing. 495 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,520 The Americans are very keen we don't escalate things further. 496 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:33,400 Maybe we should blow up half of Kentucky in revenge. 497 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:37,000 Things are extremely delicate in the South China Sea. 498 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,080 They think Beijing is about to make a big, aggressive move. 499 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:43,040 And you think this might be connected to all that? 500 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,360 I don't know. 501 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:49,600 But I think a cyber war on a weak country might not even be connected 502 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,040 to any specific thing we did or could control. 503 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,320 And that's the terrifying part. 504 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:57,160 We are not weak. 505 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:03,160 We are significant, but not sovereign. 506 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,960 In their eyes, sovereign is being able to survive 507 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,480 without a bigger boy looking after you. And we can't. 508 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,560 Hmm. Better go and eat worms? 509 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,200 This water situation is terrifying. 510 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,680 That they can confect such panic out of nothing. 511 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:28,080 The kid died. One kid, though. 512 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:30,800 And God knows how he actually got it. 513 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,920 The rest is all smoke and mirrors. 514 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:38,600 We think an outsourced rogue nation hit the water supply, 515 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,600 and a Russian hand is pulling the Firestorm strings. 516 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,880 Hmph. If we are on our own, 517 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,960 attacked by all sides now... 518 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,640 ..we need a strong figure on the bridge, 519 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,200 not someone beset by paranoia. 520 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,600 - You never fall out with him. - I mean, we squabble a bit but not like this. 521 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,400 Not when he threatens to... 522 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,720 How's everything else? 523 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,800 Everything else. 524 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,760 Well... 525 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,440 hot flushes. 526 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:21,080 Ah. Absolute torment. 527 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,360 They should call it something far worse. 528 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,760 But even that's not the main thing. 529 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,720 What's the main thing? 530 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,160 This just isn't how I thought I would get old. 531 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:51,440 I thought it would be graceful. 532 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,040 Dignified. 533 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,600 They keep... 534 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:07,520 ..mocking me for being this sneering... 535 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,520 elitist Brahmin, and I.. 536 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,920 (SNIFFLES) 537 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,800 I sometimes feel as if I am looking at myself 538 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:23,160 and thinking, "The absolute state of you, love." 539 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,240 Now Robert says I would rather you were elected than our candidate, 540 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,040 and you know what? He's right? 541 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,680 You would. I mean, good. 542 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,040 Because Roger Hawkins is a weapons-grade prick. 543 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,040 A prick that might lead to me losing my job. 544 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:40,360 Come and work for me, then. 545 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,160 I saw this thing. 546 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,160 It said that Joseph Obasi was gonna be the first black Prime Minister. 547 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,680 Yeah, he's a piece of work, too. 548 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,400 He is what he is. But I thought, "Not on my watch, mate." 549 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,360 I'm taking this all the way. 550 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,880 First black Prime Minister isn't going to be a man. 551 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,960 Just one problem. Mm? 552 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:07,200 You've got to get your party to accept a woman as leader first. 553 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,160 (LAUGHS) 554 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,520 You asked me to come and work for you once. 555 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,840 "Change your life, Anna. 556 00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,720 That party doesn't have room for people like you anymore. 557 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,840 Come and work with me." 558 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:37,120 'Do not say you were not warned. 559 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,880 They are poisoning the children with modified water. 560 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,640 These are the facts. 561 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,360 The sick children have suffered a rare side effect 562 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,120 and are collateral damage. 563 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,640 Something has been placed in the water supply 564 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,640 to adjust the minds of young people 565 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,840 and make them more susceptible to quantum - 'Oh, God. 566 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,160 This will get my sister-in-law going. 567 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,600 'You know what you have to do. 568 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,120 Fight fire with fire! 569 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,800 You know what the targets are! 570 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:06,720 A thousand sparks create a firestorm! 571 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,080 (GLASS SHATTERING) 572 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,240 (TENSE MUSIC) 573 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,680 (UNNERVING MUSIC) 574 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,160 (YELLING) 575 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,920 (ANGRY SHOUTING) 576 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,880 WOMAN: Burn it all down! 577 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,960 (MOLOTOV COCKTAIL SMASHES) 578 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,920 (SHOUTING CONTINUES) 579 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,640 Burn it down! 580 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:56,480 Burn it down! Burn it down! Burn it down! 581 00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:00,000 Burn it down! Burn it down! 582 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,240 Burn it down! 583 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,960 Don't do this. 584 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,400 It's madness. 585 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,600 Please, come home! 586 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,040 For fuck's sake. Stop it! (SHE YELPS) 587 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,040 (SHE WHIMPERS) 588 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,640 (ANGRY SHOUTING CONTINUES) 589 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,440 Tina, stop it. 590 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,960 This has to stop now. 591 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,800 I'm scared. 592 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,600 I know. 593 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,720 I'm so sick of it. I am so sick of being scared. 594 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,000 I don't want Danny to die. 595 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,960 He's at home in his bedroom on his PlayStation. He's not going to die. 596 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,600 Your hands. 597 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,520 I love you. That's all we need, isn't it? 598 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,280 B-Side - Baby, You're A Rich Man. 599 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,280 I told you not to drink that water. 600 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,000 Take me home. 601 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,200 Thank you. No worries. 602 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,240 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS INSIDE HOUSE) 603 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,000 YOUNG WOMAN: 'Have you seen the TV?' 604 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:19,120 They're burning things down in Kent. It's like anarchy. Really scary. 605 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,440 What the fuck are you even doing? One: 606 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:27,960 don't swear at me. Two: don't say "even" in that context. 607 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,880 Three: Don't put crap like this in the window. 608 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,360 Wait, wait, wait - Don't you "wait" me. 609 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:38,080 Quantum fucking algorithms. It doesn't mean anything! 610 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,080 They burned down Francine's election - offices in Kent. - So what? 611 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,000 The planet's been burning for long enough. 612 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,960 All the political parties are the same. 613 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,440 Maybe people will listen for a change. 614 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,520 (DOOR SLAMS) 615 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,640 This is completely insane. 616 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,760 Serious arson attacks in Kent overnight. 617 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:07,000 Shops, especially chemists, and a couple of GP surgeries. 618 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,920 Local government buildings, even a few police stations. 619 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,840 Phone masts were also attacked. 620 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:15,080 The casualties largely in flats above properties stand at five. 621 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,240 All this was achieved with lies about a quantum algorithm. 622 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,920 All the main news outlets have carried reports 623 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,080 that the water is safe, but er... 624 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,200 people are still burning things. 625 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:27,760 There's something deep-rooted in the national psyche 626 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:31,240 when it comes to arson. I'm sure it gets the dopamine flying. 627 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,560 There's a Firestorm meme doing the rounds. 628 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,440 Yeah, I've seen it. 629 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:39,360 Our candidate in Kent has retweeted it in an attempt โ€” 630 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,960 Tell him to delete that immediately. 631 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,840 We have. He has so far failed to respond. 632 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,160 That tiger ride is going smoothly, then. 633 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,760 Seriously. He's posting stuff probably spread by a hostile force. 634 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,440 Not very local, is it? 635 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,680 She's right. It's definitely an attack line. 636 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:07,160 I'll deal with it. Can I posit a scenario? 637 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,120 What happens if he goes so far that we have to suspend him? 638 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,720 It's too late to nominate another candidate. 639 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,520 This is the masterplan, then, is it? 640 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,280 We have to stop this. 641 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:24,480 No more revenge attacks on banks and assets, though. 642 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,800 That clearly has just fed the beast. 643 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,080 The Americans have made it clear that they - 644 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,880 Fuck the Americans. 645 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,840 They're probably watching this shitshow with as much interest as anyone else. 646 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,080 Organise a press conference for 4pm. 647 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,680 Time to go public with who we think is behind this. 648 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,760 We present a committed face. 649 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,320 I think the Home Secretary would be better in the circumstances. 650 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,320 Fine. We'll do a joint conference. 651 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,040 (SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE) 652 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,560 '(KNOCKING ON DOOR)' 653 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,200 (DOOR OPENS) 654 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:12,280 Roger! 655 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,920 Ever been in the Foreign Office, - Rog? - Can't say I have. 656 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,080 Splendid, isn't it? (LAUGHS) 657 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,080 Fruitier than Carmen Miranda's hat. 658 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,480 Now I need you to do me a bit of a favour. 659 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,720 What's that? Stop being a cunt. 660 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:32,720 I'm sorry? Big ask, I know. 661 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,680 It doesn't matter if a Crypto-communist 662 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,640 like Anna Marshall doesn't care for you. 663 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:41,920 That's a given. But if you lose Joe Obasi, you're on shaky ground. 664 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,800 I think I can handle him. Do you, now? 665 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,960 I do, yes, but thanks for the advice, Archie, all the same. 666 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,000 Well, look, let me float a different scenario. 667 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,600 What do you think happens if you lose me? 668 00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:01,840 The Home Secretary asked you to delete the meme. 669 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,080 So delete the meme. 670 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,760 It's not an endorsement. 671 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,800 I just like it. 672 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,360 It's garbage, but that's neither here nor there. 673 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,040 Delete the meme and apologise. 674 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,280 No wonder people say you're a spent force. 675 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,960 People say that, eh? 676 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,200 Have you ever heard that, 677 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:26,520 when you're racing the dawn back to the crypt, Motty? 678 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,720 No. I've heard you called lots of things, Archie, but not that. 679 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,200 Be sure to tell me if you do. 680 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,800 Would you care to put it to the test? 681 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:40,960 What's your game, Roger? 682 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,080 My game? 683 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:48,400 I would really advise you not to play with matches, my friend. 684 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,160 But I'm not your friend, Archie. 685 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,400 He's not going to delete it. 686 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,560 Maybe Anna is right. What? 687 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,560 Call Division 45. Archie's been hacked. 688 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,360 (CHUCKLES) 689 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,120 Why did you forgo the opportunity 690 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,520 to appear on the podium alongside the PM later? 691 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,360 I have to go to Scotland. 692 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,600 It's not like you to shun the limelight. 693 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,360 What are you scheming at now, you crafty - 694 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,560 It's the anniversary of my son's death. 695 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,560 Marianne and I always go to the site to lay a wreath. 696 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:38,160 I didn't know. Because I don't talk about it much. 697 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:43,040 He was on a Royal Marines live-fire training exercise. 698 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,080 Nobody's fault. 699 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,800 But, anyway... Stephen died. 700 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,720 I'm very sorry. 701 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,480 Yes, it was sad. 702 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,840 Keep an eye on his social media 703 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:09,480 because I can definitely smell smoke rising 704 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,840 from under Roger Hawkins' feet. 705 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,080 (DOOR CLOSES) 706 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,120 (SOMBRE MUSIC) 707 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,720 What's going on? 708 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,160 Security says you're - I have to go. I can't stay. 709 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,720 Or I will go insane. Go where? 710 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,320 I'm going to go and visit Ellie in Chile. 711 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,120 No, no, no. Chile's not safe. 712 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,360 Why not? Some of those arsonists 713 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,320 were wearing masks with my face on them. 714 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,560 Wicked Witch T-shirts. It... 715 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,160 We're gonna go horse-riding in the Andes, 716 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,400 and you know, just โ€” You, Ellie and the Anarchist. 717 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,120 It's like the High Chaparral. 718 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,680 The Anarchist is ancient history. 719 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:11,040 And nobody remembers the High Chaparral. 720 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,840 Well, I do. 721 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:26,480 It was... Anna's suggestion, actually. 722 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,920 And, you know, suddenly I thought - You spoke to Anna? 723 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,400 Yeah. She suggested going to visit Ellie just to -What? 724 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,760 Well, it's a sensible idea - You talked to Anna before me? 725 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,400 Yeah, but it wasn't like that. 726 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,360 Oh, this is great. This really is revenge. 727 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,480 You have to hand it to her. 728 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,960 She knows how to stab from every direction. 729 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,880 Rob, no, we were just talking and - I've lost her loyalty. 730 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,080 It's gone. 731 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,280 All because I reinstated Archie 732 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,240 and overruled her on Hawkins. 733 00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,080 She's a fucking mole. 734 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:04,760 She's working for them. For the opposition. 735 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,320 'So, as we await the government press conference 736 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,520 on the wave of arson attacks last night, 737 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,680 I can confirm that Roger Hawkins, 738 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,800 the Conservative candidate in Kent, 739 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:18,080 has not deleted a tweet associated with the Firestorm campaign. 740 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,360 And in a move likely to deeply embarrass the Prime Minister โ€” 741 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:25,680 he has also said he will not be drinking tap water as a precaution.' 742 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,840 (MOBILE PHONE RINGS) 743 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,800 PETER: 'Hawkins is going to flip on us.' 744 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,520 I think you're right. 745 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,480 That was a good point earlier... 746 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,760 ..about the opposition using the attack line against us. 747 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,840 Anyone might think it was something you did in your spare time. 748 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,280 Don't worry. If I were going to do that, I would make sure 749 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,720 I was handsomely paid for it. Don't ever speak to my wife again! 750 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,440 What? 751 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:04,440 Erm...shall we discuss how we parcel this out? 752 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,480 (BREATHES SHAKILY) 753 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,160 I think you need to lead with - No, no, it's OK, Anna. 754 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,800 We have this. Why don't you just go off and leak to Francine? 755 00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,560 What? Fidelity. 756 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,920 It never was your strong suit, was it? 757 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,080 Fuck you, Robert! 758 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,440 You're fired. No, I resign. 759 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:43,640 Cerberus. 760 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,520 You know what that means, don't you? 761 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,600 The multi-headed dog that stands at the gates of hell. 762 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:53,440 Get me the Prime Minister immediately. 763 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,280 He's about to do the news conference. 764 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:56,920 Stop him. 765 00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,880 Get the Prime Minister. 766 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,560 (MURMURING) 767 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,600 (TENSE MUSIC) 768 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,520 (CLEARS THROAT) 769 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,600 Good afternoon, everyone. 770 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:42,320 (TENSE MUSIC) 771 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,560 FIRESTORM: 'Justice for Simon. Vote nobody.' 772 00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,600 SUTHERLAND: 'Hit back hard.' 773 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:14,160 RACHEL: 'I have to go. Or I will go insane.' 774 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,640 She's a fucking mole. 775 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,080 Fuck you, Robert! I resign! 776 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,400 (FLASH BULBS POP) 777 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,520 (REPORTERS MURMURING) 778 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk 779 00:44:32,050 --> 00:44:36,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 61300

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