Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:04,120
The following programme contains
strong language and adult humour
2
00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:06,160
from the outset and throughout.
3
00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:19,600
You must've known you were
destined to end up here, right? Me?
4
00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:22,960
I always knew this day would come.
But I must admit,
5
00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,880
I didn't think it would be
on the scale of this.
6
00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,520
I didn't think you had it in you.
7
00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:38,000
Looking at you now,
I take no pleasure
8
00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,960
in seeing you this vulnerable.
I really don't.
9
00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:46,080
I want to be a friend to you.
And you're going to need a friend like me.
10
00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,720
But for me to be your friend,
11
00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,840
I'm going to need something
in return.
12
00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:57,120
This is Detective Carl Slater
of Hawley CID.
13
00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:02,520
Interview with Erin Croft
at 10.05 a.m. on 11th November.
14
00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:06,720
♪ FLYING LIZARDS: Money
The best things in life are free
15
00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:10,280
♪ But you can give them
to the birds and bees... ♪
16
00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,320
(SIGHS)
17
00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,920
Y’alright?
(VINNIE) 'Yeah, we're doing good.'
18
00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:18,560
'We're having a good time,
aren’t we? Are you having a good time?'
19
00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:22,920
Oh, I'm having such a laugh.
Sugar and Carol are on form tonight.
20
00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:24,760
'(CHUCKLES)'
Is Tyler still up?
21
00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:28,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're outside
the shack, having a bit of a fire, aren’t we?
22
00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:33,560
Aw, go on, put him on the phone
so I can say 'night to him.'Here.' 'Hiyah, Mum.''OK? Is Vin...?'
23
00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,000
Is your dad looking after you
alright?
24
00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,680
Yeah, fine.
25
00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:41,040
Alright, well, I just wanted to say
'night-night, I love you. Love you too.
26
00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:44,200
Alright, darling, 'night-night.
Love you.'Have a good time now.'
27
00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:47,960
'Just enjoy yourself.'
You don’t have to rush back. Planning a party or something?'No,
28
00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,720
no, we're having an early night
tonight, aren’t we? Just take your time, enjoy yourself.
29
00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,200
Alright, then. 'Bye-bye.
'Bye, love.'
30
00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:01,520
Where are we going, then?
Glad you asked. It's a surprise.
31
00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,600
My dad took me when I was little.
32
00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,800
And his dad took him
when he was little.
33
00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:10,160
We are going -
- Sheep rustling! - God, dude!
34
00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,760
I was going to say that bit!
Well, go on then.
35
00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,280
Sheep rust... Sheep rustl...
You've said it now...
36
00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:20,320
It's bloody ruined.
Sheep wrestling? Not wrestling sheep, rustling.
37
00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,240
It’s like when you round up sheep,
like what cowboys do,
38
00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,480
but with sheep, not cows.
39
00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:29,960
So we're not cowboys, then?
No, cowboys are useless,
40
00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:34,280
they're lame. We're sheepboys,
- brethren.Woo-hoo! - Sheepboys!
41
00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:42,480
I'm starving and I've had about 12
vodkas. Come on.(PHONE RINGING)
42
00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,880
Hello?
(MAN)'Good evening Miss Croft, this is Tuma
43
00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:51,120
calling from your alarm company.'
Who?'Tuma.'Wrong person, mate, I haven’t got an alarm.
44
00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:54,400
Oh, hang on.
45
00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,440
♪ MABLE JOHN: Your Good Thing
(Is About To End)
46
00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,560
I had it all.
47
00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:06,320
Fucking Stringfellow
level of success.
48
00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:10,240
Top of the world. (SNIFFS)
49
00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:14,280
Then she came along.
She swooped down,
50
00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:18,000
with her nasty acrylic talons
and she dug 'em in. (SONG FADES)
51
00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:21,880
She dug 'em into this empire
which I raised from the dirt
52
00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:24,720
and she fucking tore the arse
right out of my heart.
53
00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,280
Oh dear.
Oh, shock, he's here again.
54
00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:32,800
- Ah, Miss Croft.
- Yeah. What's he...what are doing here?
55
00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,320
It’s my fucking club.
- No, it’s not. - It seems,
56
00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:39,000
although the emergency contact
details have been updated with your number,
57
00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:44,080
Mr Tom is still on the system too.
Alright, so what’s the score?
58
00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:50,680
As you can see,
the safe...is no longer here.
59
00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,280
Holy fucking shit!
60
00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:58,160
Fuck! Shit! Shit!
61
00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,640
Fuck! Fuck!
62
00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,480
This is you, this, isn’t it?
This is you! I’ve been in the pub all night.
63
00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:07,240
Why would I steal the safe
from me own club? Cos it’s not your club anymore
64
00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:11,040
and you’re a spiteful,
vindictive little shit! Perhaps we should call the police.
65
00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,320
No. No police.
66
00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:18,040
The interesting thing is that
whoever came in,
67
00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,520
had keys.
68
00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,200
Weren't fucking me!
69
00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:28,080
This guy is clearly
the brains of the operation.
70
00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:31,680
He’s wearing the quality tights,
obviously a high denier,
71
00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,240
anything below a 40 denier
and you’re risking being recognised.
72
00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:38,760
I’d say these are an 80, maybe 100.
73
00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,800
However, his friend isn’t as clever,
in fact I’d go as far as to say
74
00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:48,840
he has a brain deficiency,
because he’s chosen to wear fishnet stockings over his head.
75
00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,000
Fucking hell.
76
00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,880
Ronnie.
On the telly?!
77
00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,440
Ronnie? Your Ronnie?
78
00:04:56,480 --> 00:05:00,360
I told you it weren’t me.
Told you. It's your fucking Ronnie.
79
00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,800
Do you know this person?
That there is her brother.
80
00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:05,840
♪ UNLOVED: Love
81
00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:06,880
Oh dear.
82
00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:11,560
Ronnie! Ronnie!
83
00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:12,680
Erin.
84
00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:18,000
I can see the curtains twitching,
you stupid twat!
85
00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:21,560
Get down here now
and open the fucking door!
86
00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,800
Here we are. Oh, fuck!
87
00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:26,840
Ronnie?
(MUSIC CONTINUING)
88
00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:32,400
Get the fuck up! You shitbag.
89
00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:36,080
You went ABOVE my dick. Right up.
Don't do that, OK?
90
00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:39,040
It wasn’t me. I was set up.
What wasn’t you, Ronnie?
91
00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:42,400
Ah... Good work, Columbo.
Where’s the fucking safe?
92
00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,440
Sorry , it’s just, erm... I was
forced into it.
93
00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:50,480
He said, you’ll do it
otherwise I will hurt your sister.
94
00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:54,960
I said no! I said, no,
I don’t want to do that!
95
00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:59,440
But he forced me... And I said,
I just want to be good.
96
00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:04,040
And do things that’s legal.
- And all I said was... Oh! - Who?
97
00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:06,680
Fuck!
Who...are you talking about?
98
00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:08,720
It’s Keithy, OK?
Who?
99
00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:12,360
Keithy McBride. The Special K.
The Big Mac. McDaddy. Mac and cheese. No?
100
00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:16,000
We were cellmates in Grantham
for bar time.
101
00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:18,640
The next thing you know,
we started overtaking the joint.
102
00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,520
Special K and the Ronnie C
going live and loud.
103
00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,880
And large. Just running
every little gaff,
104
00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:26,120
every little set-up,
every little scam,
105
00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:31,040
every little scheme. We were like,
right let’s get out there. We became partners... I fucking tell you,
106
00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:34,440
Erin, he is good at stuff.
- I want that safe. - OK. Alright.
107
00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,480
I get it. I'll get it for ya.
I'm being serious. I promise I’ll get it for yer,
108
00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:41,200
it’s just gonna have to be
in the morning. For fuck's sake... It's just, time-wise,
109
00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:44,920
getting over there -
No. No. Not tomorrow. Now!
110
00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:49,040
Where the fuck do we find him?
He’s like a fucking master criminal.
111
00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:52,920
He just...he just moves like that,
like a ghoul.
112
00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:56,360
Like a fucking spectre.
And the next thing you know, he does a job
113
00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,600
and like a fucking puff of smoke,
mate, he is just gone.
114
00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:01,160
And he is right
into the fucking clouds or something.
115
00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,760
Then it starts raining,
you're like, is that fucking Keithy? Where the fuck do I find him,
116
00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:08,160
- eh?
- Alright, Erin, I’ll tell yer. I’ll tell yer.
117
00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:13,800
Mr McBride? Mr Keith McBride?
118
00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:16,240
It’s Hawley Police here, sir.
119
00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,440
I’m afraid a vehicle
has collided with yours
120
00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,960
on Mayfield Street. We have
an officer down there at the moment.
121
00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,040
Yeah.
122
00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:32,160
Keithy?
Who’s asking?
123
00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:35,680
Where’s the fucking cops?
My name is Erin,
124
00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:39,640
I’m Ronnie Croft’s sister. The safe
that you stole belonged to me.
125
00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:44,080
Eh? I don’t know
what you’re fucking talking about. That wasn’t my fucking money!
126
00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,200
Right? So... Right.
...what’s your problem, then?
127
00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:51,240
The guy that money belongs to
is called Terence McCann.
128
00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,360
He’s my fucking problem.
129
00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,600
Get it down!
130
00:07:55,640 --> 00:08:00,440
If I tell him what’s gone on,
he will be your fucking problem as well, alright?
131
00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,680
And despite our Ronnie
being a fucking half-wit,
132
00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:07,400
I don’t want to see him get hurt,
- alright? - Right.
133
00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,840
Fuck your Ronnie,
fuck Terence McCann
134
00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:13,240
and fuck you too. (LAUGHS)
135
00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,560
I'm getting it back. Right?
136
00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,120
Yeah?
Yeah.
137
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,200
You fucking prick!
- Oh my God! - Get in the car!
138
00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:38,720
(COMMOTION)
139
00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,880
Come here!
140
00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:47,800
You’re smashing your own car up,
you fucking lunatic.
141
00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:06,240
Sugar, get in the fucking car.
142
00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:20,320
Jesus Christ, he is a fucking loon,
that one. And what the fuck is going on, like?
143
00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,880
What are you doing mixed up with
Terence McCann’s money?
144
00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,560
I’m laundering it for him, alright?
Through the club.
145
00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,840
You can’t tell a soul, Carol, OK?
146
00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:31,840
You’re off your fucking head
getting involved with him. I didn’t have a choice, did I?
147
00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,800
No-one can know, right?
148
00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,680
How much did he get away with?
30 grand was McCann's,
149
00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,800
then there was a stack of cash
belonged to Vinnie’s from the cars. Oh, shit...
150
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:43,360
How’s Vinnie not going to find
out about this, like? And what’s McCann gonna do
151
00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:47,640
when he hears his 30 grand
is missing? He’s not gonna find out.
152
00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:49,680
Cos I’m getting it the fuck back.
153
00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:59,240
Wait a minute. (VOMITS)
154
00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:04,280
We haven’t got time for this.
It’s alright, I feel better now, actually.
155
00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,480
OK. Let’s go get him.
156
00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:10,000
Am I right? I’m fucking right.
157
00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,600
Fucking right, let’s go get him.
Come on!
158
00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,240
(ALL YELL)
159
00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:27,160
Oh!
160
00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,200
Oh, fuck!
161
00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:40,280
♪ LITTLE WILLIE JOHN: No Regrets
162
00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:49,280
Oh my God.
- Oh, God. - Oh, Jesus!
163
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,240
Oh!
(VOMITS) (MUSIC ENDS)
164
00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,440
Erin!
Shit!
165
00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:05,960
Oh!
166
00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:12,440
Please, please tell me
I didn’t just -Yeah... you just ran over his fucking head.
167
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,960
Oh my God,
- he’s right under your seat! - Oh, God!
168
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,600
He's proper stuck under there, like.
- Is he alive? - Fuck knows.
169
00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:24,400
You’ll have to pull forwards
or backwards till we get him out. - What?!Let's phone an ambulance.
170
00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:28,760
we have no time for that, we just
got to get him out of there fast. Oh shit, oh shit!
171
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,880
Erin.
OK, I’m doing it. I’m doing it.
172
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:40,560
(STRAINS, YELLS)
That’s it, that’s it, you’re doing - great.
173
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:45,960
That’s it. We can see the head.
We can see the head. That’s it. That’s it. That’s it.
174
00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:00,000
Er, can I get an ambulance, please?
There’s been an accident.
175
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,360
What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
176
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,200
Apart from fucking knocking him
down. He’s dead as a fucking doornail.
177
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:12,040
Give me that fucking phone.
- Oh, Jesus. - This can’t be happening.
178
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:16,680
Are you sure he’s not asleep?
Yeah. Just because he’s got no pulse, doesn’t mean he’s dead.
179
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:20,880
Sugar, I was a nurse.
A nurse in a porno, Carol, for 20 minutes.
180
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:25,680
Not exactly qualified, are yer?!
No, look, there's pulse, no breathing, no nothing.
181
00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:31,680
Tyre tracks across the face.
He’s fucking toast. Now, listen, I don't want to say too much,
182
00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:37,600
but I might have been in a situation
very similar to this one a while back in Rhyl.
183
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:42,440
- OK?
- Jesus Christ. Let’s just phone the police and let’s just tell them
184
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,800
what happened.
No. No. No. No. No police. No.
185
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:49,400
You’ve got a little boy to think of.
That’s precisely who I am thinking - about, Carol.
186
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:52,000
it was just an unfortunate,
- freak accident. - Yes.
187
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:55,920
Freak accident?
What? That he accidentally ran over his own fucking head, twice?
188
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,880
Girls! Think!
189
00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:02,640
We’ve got to make this problem
disappear, just like that thing in Rhyl that never happened.
190
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,880
Jesus Christ, what the fuck
am I even doing?
191
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:09,080
I didn’t even want to come out
tonight. My fucking life is ruined
192
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,320
in the space of
five fucking minutes.
193
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,000
OK. Alright.
194
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:24,880
No-one knows we were ever here,
yeah? And this prick spent the majority of his life
195
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:30,200
robbing people and disappearing.
So no one’s gonna bat an eyelid if he disappears again.
196
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:33,920
What are you saying, Erin?
Ah, right.
197
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:38,120
I think what she’s saying is,
we take nobbo here
198
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:42,480
off for a farewell lap
in his own car up into the moors,
199
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:45,600
bury him
and we never speak of this again.
200
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,960
But we need to act now
and everyone needs to be on board.
201
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,280
OK.
No bother, c’mon. Let’s do it.
202
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,480
- Come on.Let's go.
- OK. You get his hands.
203
00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:59,560
Whaaayyyyy! Someone’s
had a good night!
204
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,120
I mean, the smell! Piss and shit.
205
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:08,040
(SHEEP BAAING)
You've got to remember that sheep are like people.
206
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,960
A bit thick.
If one of them does summat,
207
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:15,080
all the others do the same.
So it’s like a game of tig?
208
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:19,760
- And the sheep like it?
- Yeah. Oh, yeah, they fucking love it! Yeah!
209
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,000
Remember playing here
when we were kids?
210
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,840
I miss it, man.
211
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:30,680
We've grown up now. Got busy.
212
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,720
(PHONE RINGING)
213
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,280
Fuck.
Is that Sam?
214
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,600
What are you doing?
215
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:47,080
Dude, she's incredible!
216
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,960
I tell you what,
you are going to wreck that
217
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,960
and then you are going to
fucking come moaning to me. Fuck.
218
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:59,400
I’m terrified,
to be honest with you. Dude, she’s nice. She’s smart.
219
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,760
She’s funny. The only thing
wrong with Sam
220
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,560
is that she’s got an unhealthy
attraction to pikey-looking fuckers
221
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:08,160
like you.(LAUGHS)
222
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:12,240
Dude, you’re waiting for a bus
that is just never going to turn up.
223
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:16,120
Whereas Sam likes you. And if
you keep dragging your heels,
224
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:19,520
you’re going to fuck everything up.
It’s not her that terrifies me,
225
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,640
it’s the relationship bit,
y’know? I’ll tell yer,
226
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:26,880
she’s only gonna end up working out
why no-one should ever be with me in a relationship.
227
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:31,360
She’ll end up fucking off
like the rest of them. So you're gonna pre-empt that
228
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,200
by just never going
out with her in the first place. Is that it?
229
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,760
Yes.
Ach, I mean...
230
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:45,240
Do you know what, in fairness,
sounds like a pretty sound approach to finding happiness, so fair play.
231
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:48,200
What are you two sheepboys doing?
Just cotching.
232
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,840
Argh! Shit! Shit!
233
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,880
Oi!
Shit! Shit!
234
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:58,280
Fucking language! What's going on?
- Shit!What? - I fucking fell in shit!
235
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,320
(LAUGHS)
236
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:05,720
It's what God does to dickheads.
Come on. Get down that end of t'field, they've all gone. Come on.
237
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:16,400
I can't get it shut!
It's his hand! It's poking out.
238
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:22,560
No, the fucker's too big.
Carol, stop, stop, stop, stop.
239
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,320
He's not gonna fit, is he?
Shit!
240
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,440
What the fuck are we gonna do, like?
241
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,400
This is creepy as fuck.
242
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,760
Not too slow, Erin. We don't want
to be conspicuously slow.
243
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:48,920
All the windows are smashed in,
Carol. I don't speed's the issue.
244
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,440
Whoa, watch out!
245
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,320
Round them up!
246
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,360
♪ MINISTRY OF SOUND: Let's All Chant
247
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,800
Get him off! Get him off!
248
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:05,200
He likes you, doesn't he?
Why didn't you put a seatbelt on him?
249
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,720
What would I do that for?
He's fucking dead.
250
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,760
♪ (MUSIC ENDS)
251
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,680
That's perfect, Erin.
There’s hundreds of cars down there.
252
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,640
They’ll never find him. Jesus,
he is an awful fucking prick anyway.
253
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:26,920
He got put -
Shut...up... Carol. I'm only trying to help.
254
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,400
Right, then.
255
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,440
Let’s do it. (CLEARS THROAT)
256
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,000
- You get his legs.
- Jesus, he is a big one. Fucking huge.
257
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,160
(STRAINS) Come on, you big fucker!
258
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:56,440
We need to get him so it looks like
- he’s been driving. - Shut up, Sugar!
259
00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:01,280
- I am just saying.
- Shut the fuck up! - Shut the fuck up!
260
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:07,320
♪ HADDAWAY: What Is Love?
So much for being discreet, Carol. For fuck's sake...
261
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:14,480
Get off, you!
No, no, no, hang on,
262
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:18,360
what’s he caught on?
Ah, it’s this stick.
263
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:22,240
- Woah.
- Shit! Shit! Aw, fucking dog shit!
264
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,400
Fucking shit.
Ah well, that’s him off so.
265
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,560
♪ (HADDAWAY SONG CONTINUING)
266
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:48,920
Oh...!
- Wha'?! - You’ve got to be kidding me.
267
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:52,080
That’s meant to be
a bottomless lake.
268
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,120
♪ (SONG ENDS)
NICK WATERHOUSE: Song For Winners
269
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,040
We did it! We won!!
Yay!
270
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:12,000
Dude, your pants stink of shite!
Just throw them out the window! A few years left in them yet.
271
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:15,920
- Leave them.
- What was the point in taking them off and then
272
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:21,000
Where are we taking the sheep now?
Where do you think we’re taking 'em? On holiday?
273
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,040
Blackpool?
274
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:29,640
Have you ever had a doner kebab?
Hey, Jim -S’alright, let me - handle this.Gentle.
275
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:35,040
you know what an abattoir is?
That's worse, you dickhead! What are you doing?
276
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,200
Well, where are we going, then?
277
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,240
I thought they just wanted to have
a ride in the lorry. Like us.
278
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:46,000
They do.
They do. They do.
279
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:50,280
They do. No. He's right. They do.
Yeah, they do.
280
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:54,440
Every now and again we will drive up
to the fields, y’know.
281
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:58,480
Game of tig. Bit of hide and seek.
Take their minds of being sheep for a bit.
282
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:03,440
And they we just...
After that we just...
283
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:08,960
And then what?
Take them home and put them in bed.
284
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:13,120
So am I...!
Just turn it round.
285
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:17,360
We could take them down Steep Lane,
that’s like going down a rollercoaster.
286
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:21,080
We should take them down Steep Lane.
That is the sickest of ideas!
287
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,160
Wait till you see it
with the lights out.(ALL SCREAM)
288
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,560
Jesus Jim, put the lights back on!
289
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,840
Whaa-haaaay!
290
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,000
That was close.
291
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,040
Let’s move the fucker.
292
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:44,480
Sugar, slow it down.
What do you mean? It's not me!
293
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:09,640
Jesus!
Fucking hell. This is insane!
294
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,760
What are we gonna do, wheel him
around till we get caught?!
295
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,920
It was your idea to put him
in a wheelie bin.
296
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:19,640
Yes, I know, but what are we doing
now with him? Why don’t we just fucking, like,
297
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,560
just cremate him there in the bin?
298
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:28,040
With that, yeah?
I know, or just fucking, like, bury him like?
299
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:31,280
I mean no one ever goes in there,
I bet yer.
300
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,760
In there, like. No-one ever goes
in there.
301
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:39,920
Soft ground. Like Rhyl. Come on.
I’ve just done my nails!
302
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:43,720
C’mon. We’re running out of options
here, it’ll be light before we know it.
303
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,800
There’s the path, OK? Back it in.
Back it in.
304
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,840
That’s it. Straight up.
Straighten her up. Straight up.
305
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,960
Here’s a car. Just get him out.
Get him out.
306
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,240
What are the fucking chances?!
307
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,720
Dirty fucker's doing a pish.
308
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,200
What?
He's draining his spuds, like.
309
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,240
Jesus Christ...
310
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:49,080
♪ THE CREATURES: Right Now
For fuck sake, I can’t do it.
311
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:55,120
That's it. In here. Pull fast! Pull!
312
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,840
That's it. Fucking hell.
313
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,320
♪ (MUSIC ENDS)
- My fucking wedding ring! - What?
314
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:24,480
My wedding ring. I’m after losing
it. It’s buried in there with him.
315
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,680
Oh, fuck. Ah, fuck!
316
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,480
Oh Jesus Christ. Come on.
317
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,520
Right.
318
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,440
Oh, fuck.
319
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,360
Fucking watch out.
Fucking stupid place
320
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:57,360
to put a fucking sign anyway.
Let’s just go home and pretend tonight never happened.
321
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,400
Get on with our lives.
322
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,440
Vin.
Mm-hm?
323
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,480
I’ve got something
I need to tell you.
324
00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,520
What do you mean, 'dead?' What do
you mean, 'dead?' Properly dead?
325
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,080
Yes. Shush!
326
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,520
Who’s dead?
No-one. Never you mind.
327
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,800
You know, I am beginning to wish
I hadn’t told you about any of this. Same.
328
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,120
But it doesn’t make any sense.
I'm the dickhead. I'm the idiot,
329
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,640
you’re supposed to be
the sensible one.
330
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,680
What about the gang’s money?
Was that in the -
331
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,320
I am working on it.
- It’s gone! - Shush!
332
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,080
Morning.
- Morning. - Morning.
333
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,720
Morning.
334
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,920
It’s the morning time.
So you told him, then?
335
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:37,360
- Sugar, I'm sorry.You two,
- I lay awake all night, it was in my head -
336
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,400
♪ IRMA THOMAS: It's Raining
337
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,960
Thomas?
- Vincent?Can I help you? - Yeah,
338
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:50,280
you can help me actually, Erin.
By stopping leaving snide little notes for me
339
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:54,840
around my club. How about that?
Well, you are not my priority right now. First of all,
340
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:59,320
it’s not your club, Tommo. And they
are not snide little notes. They are chores for you to do
341
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:03,920
around the place. I know you like
to think of yourself as some little emperor
342
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:08,120
lording it around, giving it
the big 'un, but it doesn’t wash with me Tommo. Either do it
343
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,600
- or fuck off.
- How's about this, then?
344
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:14,760
I’m not fucking doing it!
I don’t give a shit either way, Tom.
345
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:18,360
Either you do it or you won’t.
And if you won’t, I’ll fire you
346
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,320
and I’ll get someone else to do it.
Either way,
347
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:25,640
someone is picking the chewing gum
and the pubes out of them urinals, right?!
348
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,720
Fine. I’ll do it.
349
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,160
But not because you want me to,
cos I want to do it.
350
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,280
Hah! Who’s won that one, then? Me.
351
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,760
You guys are not going to believe
what happened to me last night.
352
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:46,040
My God, you gotta check this out.
Fuck sake, what now?
353
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:50,160
'Hello and welcome to another
episode of Fishing with JJ.'
354
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,920
'Tonight we’re on the hunt for perch
and I am also going to be talking
355
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,880
about hair-rigging your worms.'
Who cares about worms and fish? Let me spin it forward,
356
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,240
it’s worth it. I promise.
357
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:03,000
- What lake is that?
- Demdike Quarry. Who cares what fucking lake it is?
358
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:08,480
Here you go. 'That’s right, you sexy
little perch you. You know you want it. Stop teasing, come on.'
359
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,360
What’s wrong with yer?
'Don't be shy.'
360
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:15,920
Holy fuck!'Flipping hell! Did you
guys see that?! A flipping car
361
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:20,840
just fell out the bastard sky,
bruv!' Police are down there now. They have got fucking divers
362
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,320
and everything. But get this, yeah?
There’s absolutely no trace of the driver.
363
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:29,760
(PHONE RINGS) Fuck sake...
Ash? Yes, mate, did you watch it?
364
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,920
It’s gonna go fucking viral, innit?!
I’m round at Sugar’s. Come over.
365
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,560
Have you heard?
366
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,600
The word is out all over town.
Police are down at the quarry.
367
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:46,000
Keithy McBride is on the missing
- persons list. - Oh fuck me, no.
368
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:50,400
I can’t believe we've been
- that stupid? - Carol, you were
369
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,920
(KNOCKING)
This is a ladies-only conversation.
370
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,480
The fuck it is! Let me in.
What you gonna do,
371
00:27:55,520 --> 00:28:00,840
bury me in a shallow grave
in the fucking woods, dickheads? Erin, I can’t believe you told him.
372
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,920
Listen to me. You gave me
such a bollocking
373
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,840
for bringing Cardi home
with his arse out and you’ve killed a man!
374
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:09,400
Erin, you were meant to keep that
quiet, like that thing that happened in Rhyl.
375
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,880
What happened in Rhyl?
Nothing.
376
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,120
- Exactly.
- Right. Fuck me, this is getting serious.
377
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,400
Who else knows about it?
- No-one. - No-one.
378
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:22,040
Good.I...had to offload it
to someone. The burden was too strong.
379
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,080
Cardi?
- Aye.What?! - Fucking hell.
380
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,120
Carol...
Did anyone see you?
381
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:30,840
No.
- No-one. No-one. - Thank fuck.
382
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,800
that walked past.
A group... of people.
383
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:39,840
And the police officer when we were
wheeling him down the hill. What, a policeman saw you?!
384
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:44,520
He waved at us.
He fucking waved at you?! - What, he saw you with the body?!
385
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:49,040
no, the body was in a...a bin.
Why was he in a fucking wheelie bin? It was easier to manoeuvre.
386
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:54,960
Of course. What did you do with
his stuff? The things he had on him. His wallet. His phone.
387
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,680
His keys? Anything that might...
Honest to fucking God...
388
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,560
There is a body now
in a shallow grave
389
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:05,480
and he has got his fucking phone
on him?! What if a fucking dog walker hears it
390
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,480
and answers the fucking thing?
Oh, the fucking documentaries,
391
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,520
the murder documentaries are sick.
They fucking track your phones
392
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,360
and that how they find...that’s how
they find...criminals.
393
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:18,320
Sounds really bad when you say it
- like that. - Really frigging bad.
394
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,840
the police could be banging
on that fucking door any second. (KNOCKING) (THEY YELL)
395
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,600
Can someone take me to school now?
Absoshagginglutely...
396
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:31,760
Get down them stairs.
397
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:37,440
A fucking dead body.
What the bloody hell is he talking to me about a dead body for?
398
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,280
Guys, what is going on?!
- Hi. - Alright?
399
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:45,080
Oh! Here he is, Mr Worldwide
internet star, Jehan Javani in the flesh.
400
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,320
(CHUCKLES)
401
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:51,000
Faces like slapped arses. Who died?
402
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,040
(LAUGHS)
403
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:03,520
Right, you have a good day, yeah?
- Yeah. - Give me a cuddle.
404
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,960
Love you.
(PHONE RINGS)
405
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:13,840
Hello?(MAN) 'Hello, Erin.
Wondered if we could have a chat.' Who is this?
406
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,440
Hang on a minute, this is
a fucking...this is a murder!
407
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:24,080
All I’m saying is...
All I am saying is...
408
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,840
If it were Erin’s fault then
we should shop her in to the police.
409
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:31,760
(PHONE RINGS)
She’s killed once - she’s got a taste for it now,
410
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,080
Erin? Erin! Clip him, dickhead.
411
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,520
Erin, where are you, love?
412
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:40,280
I've been brought in
- for questioning. - What?!
413
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:45,120
Hang on a minute... Just say...
No... No comment to everything.
414
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,040
Stay calm and promise me
you’ll look after Tyler for me.
415
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,920
Stop it, this is fucking ridiculous!
416
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,880
What are they... What fucking
questions are they asking you?
417
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,400
Something to do with
the disappearance of someone
418
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,560
called Keith McBride. I don’t know,
I don’t anything yet.
419
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:07,600
Listen to me, cos this is important.
I need you to look after Tyler
420
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,600
for me if need be.
Tell me you can do that, Vin?!
421
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:14,400
Erin... Sweetheart -
Vin. Tell me. Of course I'll look after him,
422
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,760
I’m his fucking dad! Sweetheart,
please!
423
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:23,280
I've gotta go.
No! Erin! Fuck! Fuck!
424
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:24,560
What?
425
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,240
They can’t charge her
without a body. Can they?
426
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,600
Right, we need to find this body
fast.
427
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,720
Right. This is Corby Woods. Pull in.
428
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:51,240
Jesus wept...
What is all this shit?
429
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,560
Carol said there was a sign
or summat.
430
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,640
Was it that sign there maybe?
431
00:31:56,680 --> 00:32:00,480
Come on. We don’t have much time.
432
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,320
Oh, nice. Yeah man. Chop some trees
innit.
433
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,960
That looks about right.
Oh, yeah, check me out, dude!
434
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:11,120
Be careful, Cardi.
Oh yeah Cardi, look at my one?
435
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,680
Like a tomahawk,
from a lovely native American boy,
436
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,920
maybe you want to...
Maybe I could have a loan of - - No, you’re alright.
437
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,760
for a second and have a go on it -
Ashley. Ashley, listen. We are going to go out in them woods
438
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,400
and spread out yeah? We are
looking for a knobhead in a shallow grave.
439
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,440
Let’s go. Let’s do it.
440
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,720
Yeah, now...
Where do we start?
441
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:36,160
I mean, look at the fucking size
of it. Listen, don’t panic,
442
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,520
Cardi is on the phone to Carol now,
should give us an idea where the fucker is lying.
443
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:43,440
Yeah, thanks. Alright.
See you later, yeah. Love you. Love you too, bye.
444
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:47,880
OK. So she says it was pretty dark
last night,
445
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,520
but she’s pretty certain
446
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,320
he’s over near... 'the big tree.'
447
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,320
Just to fuck me in the arse.
- Shall I call her back? - No.
448
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:06,000
So the disappearance
of Keithy McBride.
449
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:10,160
Kind of had this foisted upon us,
what with that video of his motor in the quarry,
450
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,760
public interest and what-have-you.
People love a mystery.
451
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:17,840
Me, I couldn’t give a rat’s piss
about Keithy McBride.
452
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,440
But unfortunately, since foul play
is suspected,
453
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,600
it’s kind of my responsibility.
454
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,200
So let me start at the beginning.
455
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:30,320
For the benefit of the tape,
do you know Keithy McBride?
456
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:32,680
No.
457
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:38,080
For the benefit of the tape,
I told you, I don’t know him.
458
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,720
Never heard of him
until you asked me about him.
459
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,240
So I don't understand why I’m here.
460
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,400
OK.
461
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:53,200
So the next question would be,
462
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:57,800
why do you suppose that, according
to Keithy McBride’s phone records,
463
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,600
the last person to call him
was...you?
464
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,080
At 11.36 last night.
465
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,280
♪ NICK WATERHOUSE feat LEON BRIDGES:
Katchi
466
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,320
No comment.
467
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,240
This is a lot harder than it looks
and it’s heavy.
468
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,240
- OK.
- How’s it going? On the job are yer?
469
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,360
Eh? Oh. Yeah.
470
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,920
You know how to use that thing?
Yeah, yeah. Reckon I do, yeah.
471
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,400
Well, if you need a hand,
you be sure to let me know.
472
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,680
Well, maybe I will.
473
00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:39,760
You could do a lot more damage
than his tiny chopper.(LAUGHS)
474
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:45,160
The fuck was all that?
What?
475
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,720
Just a bit of banter.
That wasn’t just banter.
476
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,600
Get back to work, skiver.
No. You get back to work, you.
477
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,320
Go on, sod off.
Cheeky.
478
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:58,280
What’s the fucking deal here?
All lumberjacks gay or something?
479
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,440
- Am I invisible?
- They’re not gay. Why do you think everyone’s gay?
480
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,640
You with that chainsaw.
481
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:07,560
That’s the only reason
they’re paying you any attention. It’s like a gay bat signal.
482
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,560
- Pass it over.
- Careful now. Swap it now. No. It’s mine.
483
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,880
- Swap it Cardi.
- No, I want the - chainsaw.
484
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,920
♪ (MUSIC ENDS)
485
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,320
See this necklace?
486
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,640
On a scale of one to ten, how
surprised do you reckon I’m gonna be
487
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,760
if we find your prints all over it?
488
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:40,920
11.42pm, a phone call is made
to emergency services from your phone.
489
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:46,480
'Can we get an ambulance, please?
There’s been an accident... What are you doing?!'
490
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:50,440
'What the fuck are you doing?
Apart from us knocking him down. He’s dead as a fucking doornail.'
491
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,880
'Give me that fucking phone back.'
492
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,160
Pretty damning that.
Do you know, Erin,
493
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,920
what cellphone triangulation is?
It’s how we locate a mobile phone,
494
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:04,080
or a person’s whereabouts.
These are Keithy McBride's
495
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,600
mobile phone's movements
over the past 24 hours.
496
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,280
And these...are yours.
497
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:13,560
And, amazingly, you appear
to have been
498
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,880
in exactly the same places
as our missing Keithy
499
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,320
for much of last night. Until,
500
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,440
that is, you returned home
501
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:27,120
and he...he remained behind.
502
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,160
Right here.
503
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,080
In what appears to be these woods
just outside of town.
504
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:45,000
There’s a SOCO team
on the way to the woods right now.
505
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,920
Do you think they’re going to
find Mr McBride there?
506
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,720
Give me Vinnie
and I’ll see you walk.
507
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:02,760
Name Vinnie and you’ll go home
to your kid tonight.
508
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:09,280
Has anyone seen anything?
No, Vincent, we haven’t seen anything,
509
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:14,200
cos it’s a fucking wasting of time.
Stop being so grumpy, Willow.
510
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:18,640
You're just coming down, you!
I am not on a fucking come-down, Vincent.
511
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,600
Knobhead... I am not on a come-down,
mate.
512
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,240
(SCREAMS)
513
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,880
Shut up, you dickhead!
Keep your fucking voice down.
514
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:52,320
Fuck!
Fucking hell. Fuck me. Shit.
515
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:58,280
Get down. Fucking hell. Shush.
Is that it, then, yeah? That’s gonna be the dead body, right?
516
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,440
If it isn’t, it’ll do
till the right one gets here, won’t it, you fucking idiot?
517
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:06,440
What the fuck are you doing?
I am trying to pull him out of the fucking ground.
518
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,440
We need a distraction or summat.
(COMMOTION)
519
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,600
What the fuck is that?
I think it's Cardi.
520
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,960
A convenient distraction.
521
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
♪ PEACHES: Boys Wanna Be Her
522
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,000
Boys, it's the bossman.
523
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:27,000
Hey! Who are you lot with?
524
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:31,200
We're with the crew
for the chopping down of the woods and shit innit sir.
525
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:35,640
You’ll have to cover him back up
and we’ll get him later. We take him now. Get his ankles.
526
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:42,800
(WOMAN OVER MEGAPHONE)
Your attention, please. All work
527
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,720
is to be suspended
with immediate effect.
528
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:49,640
These woods have been designated
- a crime scene. - Fucking leave him!
529
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,600
♪ (MUSIC ENDS)
530
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,360
(SOMEONE GRUNTS)
531
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:11,520
Cardi, stop doing that
- grunty thing. - I didn’t say anything.
532
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,160
and then you grunted.
It wasn’t me.
533
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,600
What the fuck?!
534
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,640
How the fuck is he alive?!
- He was. - Did you just
535
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:25,720
Well, he shouldn’t have sneaked up
- on us like that. - He's been through
536
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,720
Fucking knocked him out, poor cunt.
537
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,920
Keithy. Keithy, love?
Did nobody check his pulse? Keithy?
538
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:41,800
Jesus! For fuck's sake!
Ashley, that's twice!
539
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,240
(SIGHS) Thank fuck he's alive.
PRIMAL SCREAM: Loaded
540
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:53,200
Alright, Carl?
No. I’m pretty fucking not.
541
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:57,800
Keithy McBride was admitted
to St Margaret’s A half an hour ago.
542
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,840
Alive?!
Yeah. It would seem so.
543
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,360
Keithy McBride is alive?
544
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,600
A few witnesses reported seeing him
drinking heavily last night.
545
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,560
Two women found him staggering
along the road, disorientated, this morning.
546
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:15,320
Looks like he fell asleep
- in some woods. - Is that right?
547
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,800
Wow.
548
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:28,280
- Shit!Oh, hi.
- Yeah, nice to see you - too!
549
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,560
I just...it’s nice to see you.
(MUSIC FADES)
550
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,600
So, you handing yourself in?
551
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,800
No, one of the boys...
Just picking up one of the lads who got in trouble.
552
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,520
Where are you going?
Off to work at the Crow. You know,
553
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:43,720
that place you’re avoiding
in case you run into me.
554
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:48,360
For fuck's sake. I'm not avoiding...
I’ve just been busy.
555
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,680
I’ve not told you
because I worry about you...
556
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,080
- OK.Shut up.
- That’s enough of that... Alright, then.
557
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:10,640
Get me the fuck out of here.
- DJ FORMAT: 2,3. - Scrape
558
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,080
Wait!
I need to talk to Keithy McBride. Now.
559
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:37,040
Fucking hell... Yessss! Keithy!
(GROANS) Stop saying "eurgh"
560
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,080
Quick. Move, you fuck.
561
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,040
Let’s fucking go!
(MUSIC ENDS)
562
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:51,920
I really need to get hold of Keithy.
No. just stay clear of the whole thing.
563
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:55,160
What if he talks, Vin?
Don’t matter.
564
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,920
No-ones gonna believe him
if he does. Fuck him.
565
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,480
I need to get to him, I need
to get that money back. Listen to me, you.
566
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,600
If it’s the difference between him
getting away with a load of money
567
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:09,360
and you taking a murder charge,
I'd rather take the hit on the dough,
568
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,160
y’know? It’s only cash.
569
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,400
♪ HYPNOTIC BRASS ENSEMBLE: Sankofa
570
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,800
Is that our Ronnie?
571
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,720
Come on!
Pull over!
572
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,040
Oi! Ronnie!
573
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:43,360
Ronnie!
Ronnie, you bell end!
574
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,880
Ronnie, I want
my fucking money back!
575
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:54,960
We can't hear you,
you fucking idiot!
576
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:59,120
We can’t hear you Ronnie!
Just give me the money!
577
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,760
I'm saying, I'm fucking wicked
at everything!
578
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,560
We can’t hear what you're saying!
579
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,000
Wait!
580
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:10,960
I'm getting a fucking sore throat
here!(PHONE RINGS) Fucking calling me. Right, go on.
581
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,000
Alright, Erin, it’s Ronnie here.
I was saying,
582
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,400
every fucking time
you underestimate me
583
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:20,440
and you, Vinnie, you skinny twat.
I am an inspiration to many, Jar told me that, man.
584
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,640
(HORN BLARES)
(MUSIC ENDS)
585
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,760
♪ OS TINCOAS: CORDEIRO DE NANA
586
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:40,160
(PHONE RINGS) Now, let's just...
That's really bad. We should leave.
587
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,400
We should.
(PHONE RINGING)
588
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,400
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
589
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,440
♪ (MUSIC ENDS)
590
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,040
(PHONE RINGING)
591
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:56,640
He’s not gonna give up, is he?
What are you going to do?
592
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,520
I have got a job.
- What is it? - Bees.
593
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,960
Fuck it. Run away. Run away.
Where are my bees?
594
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,800
Get in...the fucking...cellar!
595
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,440
Ohh...! Scary bee man...
596
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:17,200
Is that human?
Oh, fuck me. Drink the tramp piss. And let’s get the fuck out of here.
597
00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:19,240
AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk
598
00:44:19,290 --> 00:44:23,840
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
53437
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.