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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:08,585 - EDMUND: One last bag. 2 00:00:08,586 --> 00:00:10,336 - NORA: Come on, Edmund, let's go! 3 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,664 - EDMUND: Okay, okay! 4 00:00:13,344 --> 00:00:17,934 [sighs] My entire life in... 5 00:00:17,931 --> 00:00:19,141 a Kia Soul? 6 00:00:19,137 --> 00:00:20,857 - Honda Fit. It's a Honda Fit. 7 00:00:20,862 --> 00:00:22,282 - But seriously, Nora, 8 00:00:22,275 --> 00:00:24,925 thank you for coming on this journey with me. 9 00:00:24,931 --> 00:00:26,661 - Of course, dude. 10 00:00:26,655 --> 00:00:27,995 I'm really excited about it, actually. 11 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,480 Just me and you on the open road together. 12 00:00:30,482 --> 00:00:31,972 Oh, and I got a surprise for us. 13 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,825 - What is it? - I'll give you a hint. 14 00:00:37,034 --> 00:00:40,144 - [Nora pees] 15 00:00:40,137 --> 00:00:43,897 - Are you...peeing? - Yes. 16 00:00:43,896 --> 00:00:46,236 - Into a catheter? 17 00:00:46,241 --> 00:00:48,691 - No! It's a-- - [pop] 18 00:00:48,689 --> 00:00:50,479 - --funnel attached to a CamelBak. 19 00:00:50,482 --> 00:00:53,102 - Nora, we don't need pee or poop containers, okay? 20 00:00:53,103 --> 00:00:54,553 - Why not? 21 00:00:54,551 --> 00:00:56,761 - It's a 45-hour drive. We're gonna make stops. 22 00:00:56,758 --> 00:00:58,658 - No, we're not gonna make stops. 23 00:00:58,655 --> 00:01:00,855 I came prepared, baby girl. Check this out. 24 00:01:04,172 --> 00:01:05,692 [gulps] 25 00:01:05,689 --> 00:01:08,549 - Are you--are you drinking gasoline? 26 00:01:08,551 --> 00:01:09,931 - I'm not drinking gasoline. 27 00:01:09,931 --> 00:01:12,621 I'm siphoning it like they do in the country. 28 00:01:12,620 --> 00:01:13,830 Uh oh. 29 00:01:13,827 --> 00:01:15,337 - [radio playing] 30 00:01:15,344 --> 00:01:16,624 - What? - Swallowed it. 31 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:18,000 - Nora, go get water! 32 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,380 - No, I'm not getting water! I'm buckled in! 33 00:01:20,379 --> 00:01:22,479 - Well, then, unbuckle and go into the house! 34 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,862 - I don't want to unbuckle 'cuz I already have the-- 35 00:01:24,862 --> 00:01:25,832 the thing in my butthole! 36 00:01:25,827 --> 00:01:27,097 - Can you just fucking drive? 37 00:01:27,103 --> 00:01:31,593 - ♪ 38 00:01:33,655 --> 00:01:34,715 ♪♪ 39 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:41,336 - [glam music] 40 00:01:44,655 --> 00:01:49,965 - [laughs] O-M-G. LA, baby! 41 00:01:49,965 --> 00:01:51,655 Wow, it is the middle of January 42 00:01:51,655 --> 00:01:55,135 and it's 70 degrees out and sunny! 43 00:01:55,137 --> 00:01:56,827 And everyone here is hot! 44 00:01:56,827 --> 00:01:59,657 Yeah, I think I'm gonna like it here. 45 00:01:59,655 --> 00:02:03,165 Okay, take a photo. Nora, can you step out? 46 00:02:03,172 --> 00:02:04,932 - What? I wanna be in it, too. 47 00:02:04,931 --> 00:02:07,761 - I hope you two lovebirds enjoy your stay. 48 00:02:07,758 --> 00:02:09,448 - We're cousins. - Thanks--what? 49 00:02:09,448 --> 00:02:12,718 - Oh, uh, my bad. I just sort of assumed-- 50 00:02:12,724 --> 00:02:14,864 - Yeah, well, you assumed wrong. 51 00:02:14,862 --> 00:02:17,412 Okay, we are not lovers. That is disgusting. 52 00:02:17,413 --> 00:02:19,763 - [gasps] - Okay. 53 00:02:21,482 --> 00:02:22,722 - [door shuts] 54 00:02:22,724 --> 00:02:24,104 - Why do people keep assuming that? 55 00:02:24,103 --> 00:02:25,453 - Why did you have to be so harsh about that? 56 00:02:25,448 --> 00:02:27,098 - Of us being lovers? - Edmund, listen. 57 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:29,593 Let's cut through the bullshit real quick. 58 00:02:29,586 --> 00:02:32,236 If you had to choose... 59 00:02:32,241 --> 00:02:36,001 any cousin... 60 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,140 ...who would it be? 61 00:02:37,137 --> 00:02:40,547 - Oh my god. I guess...Albert. 62 00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:42,591 - Albert? He looks like a pineapple! 63 00:02:42,586 --> 00:02:45,376 - What? - A wonky little bitch. Albert! 64 00:02:45,379 --> 00:02:48,549 - Nora, he donated his kidney to you. 65 00:02:48,551 --> 00:02:51,521 - Oh, he has a martyr complex. All right? 66 00:02:51,517 --> 00:02:54,307 - Nora, just shut the hell up for one second 67 00:02:54,310 --> 00:02:58,480 and look at this view! I mean, why are we bickering? 68 00:02:58,482 --> 00:03:02,312 We should be going out and exploring the city! 69 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:03,720 - I--I have a personality too. 70 00:03:03,724 --> 00:03:05,074 - EDMUND: Stop it. - NORA: I'm an ENFP. 71 00:03:05,068 --> 00:03:07,168 - ♪ I don't know what you're saying ♪ 72 00:03:07,172 --> 00:03:08,972 ♪ I don't know what you're saying ♪ 73 00:03:08,965 --> 00:03:10,685 - EDMUND: Oh my god, oh my god, the Hollywood sign. 74 00:03:10,689 --> 00:03:11,829 - NORA: Where? - EDMUND: Over there-- 75 00:03:11,827 --> 00:03:13,207 Turn to the right. - NORA: Where? 76 00:03:13,206 --> 00:03:14,446 - ♪ Womp, womp, womp, womp, sounds to me-- ♪ 77 00:03:14,448 --> 00:03:15,858 - NORA: Oh, look, Mel-ROSE! 78 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,312 - EDMUND: Why are you saying it like that? 79 00:03:17,310 --> 00:03:18,480 - NORA: Let's get some souvenirs! 80 00:03:18,482 --> 00:03:20,282 - EDMUND: Wait, let's get bulgogi! 81 00:03:20,275 --> 00:03:21,615 - NORA: "Bul-go-gi" 82 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:23,100 - EDMUND: Okay, we get it. You're Korean. 83 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:31,621 - Yes. That Johnny Depp impersonator was so good. 84 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:33,790 - Nora, that wasn't a Johnny Depp impersonator, okay? 85 00:03:33,793 --> 00:03:36,073 That was a random drunk dude who you woke up. 86 00:03:36,068 --> 00:03:37,548 - Where are we going next, though? 87 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,141 Ripley's Believe It or Not? 88 00:03:39,137 --> 00:03:42,207 The Rock Hard Café? - The Rock Hard Café? 89 00:03:42,206 --> 00:03:43,586 - Bird park? 90 00:03:43,586 --> 00:03:46,856 - I'm going to an improv class across town. 91 00:03:46,862 --> 00:03:49,792 But it's gonna take me an hour and forty minutes to get there. 92 00:03:49,793 --> 00:03:51,003 - That's cool. I'll come with you. 93 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,520 I'll drive you. - No, that's okay. 94 00:03:52,517 --> 00:03:54,027 I think I'm gonna Commutez it 95 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:55,904 because you make U-turns with one finger 96 00:03:55,896 --> 00:03:57,896 and you almost killed us at a basic left turn. 97 00:03:57,896 --> 00:03:59,446 - How am I supposed to know when to go? 98 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:00,758 It's like a gauntlet of death. 99 00:04:00,758 --> 00:04:02,308 - You're supposed to just intuit the spaces 100 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,170 in between the incoming cars and make the left turn! 101 00:04:04,172 --> 00:04:06,522 - No. - Look, just stay here, okay? 102 00:04:06,517 --> 00:04:09,587 And, I don't know, explore or go to the pool or something, okay? 103 00:04:09,586 --> 00:04:14,136 I have to go and become an actor. 104 00:04:14,137 --> 00:04:16,237 Take care. I'll catch you later, okay, Nor? 105 00:04:16,241 --> 00:04:17,451 - Bye. 106 00:04:17,448 --> 00:04:19,098 - [door opens and shuts] 107 00:04:19,103 --> 00:04:23,693 - ♪ 108 00:04:23,689 --> 00:04:25,999 - GRANDMA ON PHONE: So, where's Edmund? 109 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,480 - Thank you. 110 00:04:27,482 --> 00:04:30,282 Uh, he's at an acting class. 111 00:04:30,275 --> 00:04:32,515 He's, uh...he's made, like, eight friends already. 112 00:04:32,517 --> 00:04:33,927 He's doing well. 113 00:04:33,931 --> 00:04:35,761 - GRANDMA: Oh, that's good! What about you? 114 00:04:35,758 --> 00:04:38,518 Have you made any friends lately? 115 00:04:38,517 --> 00:04:41,137 - Met a guy down at the Carl's Jr. 116 00:04:41,137 --> 00:04:44,897 But, uh...I'm just lone-wolfing it. 117 00:04:44,896 --> 00:04:49,656 - Well, be safe and have fun. And say hi to Brenda! 118 00:04:49,655 --> 00:04:52,025 - Hi, Nora! - Oh, hey, Brenda! 119 00:04:52,034 --> 00:04:54,214 - Brenda is going to be around more, 120 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:57,686 so I wanted to show her the Chinese ropes! 121 00:04:57,689 --> 00:04:59,449 - Sweet. - Yeah, and she gave to me 122 00:04:59,448 --> 00:05:03,788 these lovely compression socks. And we're making jook now. 123 00:05:03,793 --> 00:05:04,793 - NORA: Nice. - Yeah, 124 00:05:04,793 --> 00:05:06,213 I hope I don't mess it up. 125 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:09,826 - Oh, don't worry. It's impossible to mess up jook. 126 00:05:09,827 --> 00:05:12,027 I mixed it with a shit twig before. 127 00:05:12,034 --> 00:05:13,344 - A what? 128 00:05:13,344 --> 00:05:15,104 - Ah, a twig with a little bit of shit on it. 129 00:05:15,103 --> 00:05:16,243 - BRENDA: Like poop? 130 00:05:16,241 --> 00:05:18,621 - Ah, Nora, I'll call you back later. 131 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:20,280 - Bye! - BRENDA: Bye, Nora! 132 00:05:20,275 --> 00:05:21,755 - Bye, Brenda! Bye. 133 00:05:21,758 --> 00:05:23,238 - [three beeps to end call] 134 00:05:23,241 --> 00:05:26,101 - Sorry. I couldn't help but eavesdrop. 135 00:05:26,103 --> 00:05:28,693 I think it's really sweet that you still talk to your grandma. 136 00:05:28,689 --> 00:05:31,519 Where is she? Bangkok? 137 00:05:31,517 --> 00:05:33,967 - Queens, New York, East Coast, yeah. 138 00:05:33,965 --> 00:05:35,615 - I miss Queens. 139 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:37,240 I moved here from New York a few years ago. 140 00:05:37,241 --> 00:05:40,001 - Oh, cool. - God damn, I do not regret it. 141 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,550 - You like LA that much better, huh? 142 00:05:41,551 --> 00:05:43,661 - Kidding me? The weather, the people, 143 00:05:43,655 --> 00:05:46,235 not having to live in a windowless sub-basement. 144 00:05:46,241 --> 00:05:47,831 I once had a studio in the West Village. 145 00:05:47,827 --> 00:05:49,547 Guess what the square footage was? 146 00:05:49,551 --> 00:05:52,171 Guess! 147 00:05:52,172 --> 00:05:53,212 - 500? 148 00:05:53,206 --> 00:05:54,166 - 5. - What?! 149 00:05:54,172 --> 00:05:55,452 - Yeah. 150 00:05:55,448 --> 00:05:56,588 I will never forget this one Christmas. 151 00:05:56,586 --> 00:05:58,586 I was so broke from paying NYC rent, 152 00:05:58,586 --> 00:06:00,136 I couldn't afford to go home. 153 00:06:00,137 --> 00:06:03,787 I sit on my Murphy bed wrong and it folded so violently, 154 00:06:03,793 --> 00:06:07,213 it was like I stapled myself to myself. 155 00:06:07,206 --> 00:06:09,856 - Ouch. Wow-wouch. 156 00:06:09,862 --> 00:06:13,242 - That was a brutal winter, too. Girl, I died. 157 00:06:13,241 --> 00:06:14,661 - Girl, what do you mean? 158 00:06:14,655 --> 00:06:16,375 - So a pipe burst, right? My place fills with water, 159 00:06:16,379 --> 00:06:19,549 and I literally freeze to death in that Murphy bed. 160 00:06:19,551 --> 00:06:22,171 I reanimate come May, and get this! 161 00:06:22,172 --> 00:06:27,522 Went to work that day! That's New York. 162 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,827 - Oh my. Oh, I'm so sorry 163 00:06:29,827 --> 00:06:33,997 for your...loss, your, but-- 164 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,590 - Thank you so much. - Yeah. 165 00:06:35,586 --> 00:06:39,376 - I mean, that in itself should be reason for you to stay. 166 00:06:39,379 --> 00:06:42,999 - Not really, 'cuz that's kind of a specific situation. 167 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,930 - Are you gonna finish that? 168 00:06:45,931 --> 00:06:47,901 - Did you--you can have some, if you want. 169 00:06:47,896 --> 00:06:49,446 - Oh no, I'm all right. 170 00:06:49,448 --> 00:06:54,308 I just wanted to know if-- if you were gonna finish it. 171 00:06:54,310 --> 00:06:57,830 - Yeah. Yeah, maybe. 172 00:06:57,827 --> 00:06:59,517 - Like, all the fruit too? 173 00:06:59,517 --> 00:07:01,377 - Probably not the lime, but-- 174 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:05,239 - Oh. 175 00:07:07,655 --> 00:07:09,165 - BRENDA: This is so exciting. 176 00:07:09,172 --> 00:07:13,412 Really, all the crazy concepts and ingredients 177 00:07:13,413 --> 00:07:15,903 and then--and then that. 178 00:07:15,896 --> 00:07:17,786 - You never seen a geoduck before? 179 00:07:17,793 --> 00:07:19,663 - Um, no, I haven't. 180 00:07:19,655 --> 00:07:22,655 - GRANDMA: Oh, it is a delicacy. 181 00:07:22,655 --> 00:07:24,205 - Kind of reminds me of my ex. 182 00:07:24,206 --> 00:07:26,206 - Oh? How so? 183 00:07:26,206 --> 00:07:29,996 - He's very pale, and just sits there, uh... 184 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,380 Well, what do--what do we do with that guy now? 185 00:07:32,379 --> 00:07:35,719 - Well, now we take it out of the shell, 186 00:07:35,724 --> 00:07:38,624 and then we saw it and cut it into bits, 187 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:40,410 and then we throw it into the pot. 188 00:07:40,413 --> 00:07:41,693 - Wow. 189 00:07:41,689 --> 00:07:43,789 - I feel like Lorena Bobbit. 190 00:07:43,793 --> 00:07:45,763 - BOTH: [laugh] 191 00:07:45,758 --> 00:07:48,788 - ♪ 192 00:07:48,793 --> 00:07:50,103 - Just smile. 193 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,553 I'm sorry, not to-- not to be that guy, 194 00:07:51,551 --> 00:07:52,721 but smile, okay? - Okay. 195 00:07:52,724 --> 00:07:55,344 - [phone vibrates] 196 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:56,724 - Nora? - Edmund? 197 00:07:56,724 --> 00:07:59,244 - EDMUND: Hey! Are you okay? 198 00:07:59,241 --> 00:08:02,591 - Are you out right now? Why didn't you invite me? 199 00:08:02,586 --> 00:08:04,166 - EDMUND: What? I totally did. 200 00:08:04,172 --> 00:08:06,522 Oh, wait, no I didn't. But do you wanna come? 201 00:08:06,517 --> 00:08:09,137 - NORA: Yes! Yes, Edmund, I wanna come. 202 00:08:09,137 --> 00:08:11,587 - If you're gonna invite your aunt, she has to be on the list. 203 00:08:11,586 --> 00:08:14,096 - EDMUND: Nora, I don't think I can get you in, okay? 204 00:08:14,103 --> 00:08:16,483 I'm with my improv friends and they're so cool. 205 00:08:16,482 --> 00:08:17,622 I don't wanna piss them off. 206 00:08:17,620 --> 00:08:19,450 - NORA: Okay. This just sucks. 207 00:08:19,448 --> 00:08:21,928 I don't know what to do with myself out here. 208 00:08:21,931 --> 00:08:25,171 - Nora, when are you going back to Queens? 209 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,862 - NORA: What is that supposed to mean? 210 00:08:26,862 --> 00:08:30,212 - I just assumed you were going home soon. 211 00:08:30,206 --> 00:08:34,166 - Well, I'm so, so sorry if I'm bogging you down. 212 00:08:34,172 --> 00:08:36,242 How do you know LA isn't my holy land either? 213 00:08:36,241 --> 00:08:38,001 - Because you can't live on your own, Nora. 214 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,900 Everyone knows that. 215 00:08:39,896 --> 00:08:41,406 - Who's everyone? 216 00:08:41,413 --> 00:08:43,523 - I know you wanna find meaning like the rest of us, 217 00:08:43,517 --> 00:08:46,307 but you just don't actually try. 218 00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:49,070 - I--I try. 219 00:08:49,068 --> 00:08:51,408 - What are the things that you're actually going to 220 00:08:51,413 --> 00:08:54,483 get up and fight for? 221 00:08:54,482 --> 00:08:57,622 If you don't know, you're just gonna keep getting lost. 222 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:01,970 - ♪ 223 00:09:01,965 --> 00:09:05,135 - EDMUND: Hello? Are you still there? 224 00:09:05,137 --> 00:09:08,097 - NORA: Yes. Yeah, I'm still here. 225 00:09:08,103 --> 00:09:10,453 Um...I'm kind of tired, 226 00:09:10,448 --> 00:09:13,688 so I think I'm just gonna...lie down. 227 00:09:13,689 --> 00:09:15,999 - You've been jilling off all day, haven't you? 228 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,550 - I haven't been doing that all day. 229 00:09:18,551 --> 00:09:23,551 But, um, have fun out, and um, I'll see you later. 230 00:09:23,551 --> 00:09:28,211 - Love you, Nora. - I love you too, Edmund. 231 00:09:28,206 --> 00:09:29,786 - [three beeps to end call] 232 00:09:33,551 --> 00:09:45,451 - ♪ 233 00:09:51,413 --> 00:09:57,243 - [melancholy music] 234 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,098 - GPS: Navigating to Queens, New York. 235 00:10:04,965 --> 00:10:06,475 - Should we go check on that? 236 00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:09,412 - Oh, oh, no, no, no, it's good. - Okay. 237 00:10:09,413 --> 00:10:12,173 - GRANDMA: Now, this is traditional Chinese medicine 238 00:10:12,172 --> 00:10:13,342 and herbs. 239 00:10:13,344 --> 00:10:14,834 - BRENDA: Wow. - GRANDMA: Uh-huh. 240 00:10:14,827 --> 00:10:18,167 We have here Chinese dried yams. 241 00:10:18,172 --> 00:10:20,032 Oh, yum. - I love yams. 242 00:10:20,034 --> 00:10:23,344 - And we got, uh, lotus seeds. 243 00:10:23,344 --> 00:10:25,104 Uh-huh. There. 244 00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:28,973 Now, this is my most prized possession-- 245 00:10:28,965 --> 00:10:31,785 a miracle sent from the skies. 246 00:10:31,793 --> 00:10:33,763 - Aw, what does it-- what does that do? 247 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,688 - It's for bruises and shit. 248 00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:39,859 It is called dit da jow. Dit da jow. 249 00:10:39,862 --> 00:10:41,412 - "--eye do." 250 00:10:41,413 --> 00:10:44,003 - Yeah, "jiu" is liquor. - And then do you drink it? 251 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,480 - No! It'll kill ya. - Oh. 252 00:10:46,482 --> 00:10:50,902 - ♪ 253 00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:53,096 - NORA: Hey, Grandma, it's Nora. 254 00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:56,933 I'm driving home now, so, uh, I'll see you soon. 255 00:11:02,068 --> 00:11:03,718 - [car powers down] 256 00:11:03,724 --> 00:11:04,794 - [engine stalls] 257 00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:08,553 - NORA: Oh, shit! Oh! Oh. 258 00:11:08,551 --> 00:11:12,381 - ♪ 259 00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:14,589 - Wake up! 260 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,546 - Not loud enough. 261 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:19,241 When Wally falls asleep on long car trips, 262 00:11:19,241 --> 00:11:22,591 you have to really get in there. Try again. 263 00:11:22,586 --> 00:11:23,826 - Okay. 264 00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:27,967 - ♪ 265 00:11:27,965 --> 00:11:31,165 - Wake up! - I barely heard that! 266 00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:33,862 The car is careening into the guardrail! 267 00:11:33,862 --> 00:11:35,102 We're flipping over! 268 00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:37,523 - Wake up, you stupid son of a bitch! 269 00:11:37,517 --> 00:11:38,967 - Good. You're learning. 270 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,785 - [sighs] - BOTH: [laugh] 271 00:11:43,655 --> 00:11:46,135 - Excuse me? Sir? Hi. 272 00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:50,277 My--my car broke down and, uh, my phone's dead. 273 00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:51,965 I'm wondering do you know where we are. 274 00:11:53,068 --> 00:11:54,548 - You're in New Mexico. 275 00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:55,901 - Oh, Aunt Sandra lives here. 276 00:11:55,896 --> 00:11:57,586 Do you, um--do you know if there's, like, 277 00:11:57,586 --> 00:12:01,616 a cult commune around here? 278 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:04,030 - You mean those freaks who live in the woods? 279 00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:08,074 - Yes, yes! Them. - I'll draw you a map. 280 00:12:08,068 --> 00:12:09,478 - Oh, that'd be lovely. Thank you. 281 00:12:09,482 --> 00:12:11,142 - Mm-hmm. 282 00:12:11,137 --> 00:12:13,517 - [radio plays country music] 283 00:12:18,689 --> 00:12:20,029 - There you go. 284 00:12:21,655 --> 00:12:23,335 - Thank you. 285 00:12:24,551 --> 00:12:28,211 It's just a--a straight line going up to a peanut. 286 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:30,786 - That's a death skull. - NORA: Oh, great. 287 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:36,073 - That connotes the commune, which is straight up that road. 288 00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:38,928 - You could've just tol--told me that. 289 00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:40,931 - Mm-hmm. 290 00:12:40,931 --> 00:12:43,101 - Thank you. 291 00:12:43,103 --> 00:12:44,173 - Watch out for coyotes. 292 00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:46,002 - Oh, yes, I will. Love them. 293 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:51,830 - [coyote howls] 294 00:12:51,827 --> 00:12:53,477 - Where the hell am I? 295 00:13:03,965 --> 00:13:09,025 - ♪ 296 00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:10,664 - Oh, shit. 297 00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:14,135 - Hello. Are you lost? 298 00:13:14,137 --> 00:13:17,687 - Um, no. Uh, yes, a little. 299 00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:19,309 - Are you here to cause trouble? 300 00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:21,070 - No, no. No, I'm not. 301 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,378 I'm not here to cause any trouble. 302 00:13:22,379 --> 00:13:23,899 I'm just--I'm looking for someone. 303 00:13:23,896 --> 00:13:26,716 - Who do you seek? 304 00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:27,934 - I don't know her hippie name. 305 00:13:27,931 --> 00:13:29,831 - Widdle her! - GROUP: Mm-hmm. 306 00:13:29,827 --> 00:13:32,447 - No, no, no, no, no, no! - Yeah. 307 00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:34,898 - Don't--don't widdle me! Don't nod to that! 308 00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:37,926 I'm looking for, uh, my aunt Sandra. 309 00:13:37,931 --> 00:13:40,861 We're related. - Did she say Sandra? 310 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,002 - Should we tell Mistress Jupiter? 311 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,210 - What's happening? 312 00:13:47,655 --> 00:13:48,715 Are you Nora? 313 00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:50,244 - Yes. Yes! 314 00:13:50,241 --> 00:13:53,661 - Nora! Sandra's told me all about you. 315 00:13:53,655 --> 00:13:57,305 But she said that you were severely cock-eyed. 316 00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:58,970 - I have a slight astigmatism. 317 00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:00,445 - And you have a little tail? 318 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,408 - No, that's my cousin--Edmund has a tail. 319 00:14:02,413 --> 00:14:04,623 He's--I have just flat skin. 320 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,210 - Oh. 321 00:14:06,206 --> 00:14:09,376 - Nora, it's so wonderful to finally meet you. 322 00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:12,659 Let's hug, breast to breast! 323 00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:14,095 - Okay. 324 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,073 - [whimsical music] 325 00:14:17,068 --> 00:14:19,168 - Yeah, that's definitely nipple contact. 326 00:14:22,448 --> 00:14:23,898 - [birds chirping] 327 00:14:26,275 --> 00:14:27,445 - Mm! 328 00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:30,858 So, here at the Union of Seven Moons, 329 00:14:30,862 --> 00:14:33,622 we're living off the land. 330 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:34,900 We build our own houses. 331 00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,686 We make our own clothes. 332 00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:38,339 We're completely self-sufficient. 333 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,524 - Hm, sounds like one of those, like, 334 00:14:40,517 --> 00:14:43,097 Netflix documentary hippie cults. 335 00:14:43,103 --> 00:14:44,723 - It's not a cult. [laughing] 336 00:14:44,724 --> 00:14:46,314 No, we don't--we don't-- 337 00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:48,340 [sternly] We don't use that word. 338 00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:53,414 It's more of a place to, uh, sort of understand the world 339 00:14:53,413 --> 00:14:56,283 through reflection of the self. 340 00:14:56,275 --> 00:14:57,995 - What do you mean, the self? 341 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,520 - Well, haven't you ever wondered, Nora, 342 00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:01,307 who you really are? 343 00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:04,380 I mean, why you're here? What you life's purpose is? 344 00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:09,338 - Yes, at times I've had these thoughts, yeah. 345 00:15:09,344 --> 00:15:12,724 - [laughs] I see conflict in your eyes. 346 00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:16,864 I see chaos and confusion, Nora. 347 00:15:16,862 --> 00:15:19,482 - I don't want to be a loser. 348 00:15:19,482 --> 00:15:21,832 Someone who has nothing to fight for. 349 00:15:21,827 --> 00:15:26,787 I had, um...some bird shit in my hair for, like...a month. 350 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,243 - That's good luck. 351 00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:30,971 - Right, but I just wanted to be cognizant of it 352 00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:32,995 and get it out, you know? 353 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,620 - Well, here at the Union, we define our own success. 354 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:40,100 Here, you are a star 355 00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:43,283 in a constellation. 356 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,995 Want some leaf branch? 357 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,930 Yeah, yeah, try it. It's good. 358 00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:52,241 - Mm, mm...mm-hmm. 359 00:15:53,344 --> 00:15:54,864 - [gentle Chinese erhu music plays] 360 00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:58,212 - So, this is an erhu. 361 00:15:58,206 --> 00:16:01,276 A traditional Chinese fiddle. 362 00:16:01,275 --> 00:16:04,445 - Wow, I didn't know your family was so musical. 363 00:16:04,448 --> 00:16:06,828 - We're not. I just ordered it from Amazon. 364 00:16:06,827 --> 00:16:08,207 - [the Erhu squeaking] 365 00:16:08,206 --> 00:16:09,786 - I think it sounds like shit. 366 00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:15,793 - PHOBOS: Today, the Union of Seven Moons welcomes Nora. 367 00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:19,663 - ALL: Dum vivimus vivamus! 368 00:16:19,655 --> 00:16:21,065 - Cheers. 369 00:16:21,068 --> 00:16:24,138 - We usually begin our welcome feasts 370 00:16:24,137 --> 00:16:27,787 with a short spiritual exercise. 371 00:16:27,793 --> 00:16:29,863 Without thinking, say one word 372 00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:35,102 that describes your internal pendulum at this very moment. 373 00:16:35,103 --> 00:16:36,343 - Hmm-- - PHOBOS: Don't hesitate, Nora. 374 00:16:36,344 --> 00:16:37,934 - Horn. - I love that. 375 00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:40,691 - [all agree] 376 00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:46,099 - Wow, uh...is this like a--like a miso starter soup? 377 00:16:46,103 --> 00:16:47,593 - No, no, no. 378 00:16:47,586 --> 00:16:50,476 This is wine we make from our own summer squash. 379 00:16:50,482 --> 00:16:53,482 - And eagle semen. - Mm. 380 00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:55,482 - We call it nature drip here. 381 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:59,212 - We only consume all-natural products straight from the land. 382 00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:01,896 It's better for your soul and your sexual health. 383 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,096 Like... 384 00:17:04,103 --> 00:17:07,593 how old do you think I am? 385 00:17:07,586 --> 00:17:13,206 - Thirty...four? Thirty-four? 386 00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,546 - I'm 19 years old. 387 00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:15,971 - NORA: 'Cuz there's a bit of a backlight. 388 00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:18,235 It's a covered bridge, so there's a bit of a shadow. 389 00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:21,931 Just, you know, it's golden hour. 390 00:17:21,931 --> 00:17:25,901 If you don't mind, I'm gonna reach into the bird here. 391 00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:27,336 Well--ooh. 392 00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:31,102 Mm, mm-hmm. 393 00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:35,073 It's a big-old chicken. 394 00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:36,688 - Oh, that's not chicken. 395 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,309 - Turkey? - No. 396 00:17:38,310 --> 00:17:40,550 - Quail? - Keep guessing. 397 00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:42,381 - You know what? I don't-- - It's a penguin! 398 00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:46,172 He died of natural causes in 2002. 399 00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:47,412 - 2002? 400 00:17:47,413 --> 00:17:49,623 - Do you want some sriracha? Homemade. 401 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,690 - What--what do you make that with? 402 00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:53,209 - Oh, that's a rat. 403 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:56,066 - Yeah, I'm going to just do the bread. 404 00:17:56,068 --> 00:17:59,068 - ♪ 405 00:18:00,137 --> 00:18:05,307 - Oh my goodness, this is so good! 406 00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,660 I don't get it. 407 00:18:06,655 --> 00:18:09,065 How did you get all this flavor in there? 408 00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:11,378 - It's the twig! 409 00:18:11,379 --> 00:18:14,239 And the 30 hours of slow-cooking. 410 00:18:14,241 --> 00:18:19,341 - You know, I'm really enjoying spending this time with you. 411 00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:21,904 - Good. I'm glad you like it. 412 00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:24,516 - You know, it reminds me of the time 413 00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:27,517 my mom would take me to the movies. 414 00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:30,207 We'd sneak in and see "Casablanca" 415 00:18:30,206 --> 00:18:33,756 on the classic movie night. 416 00:18:33,758 --> 00:18:36,788 - My mom used to take me to the movies too. 417 00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:38,243 - Oh! 418 00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:41,241 - Well, not movies. Live theater. 419 00:18:41,241 --> 00:18:42,901 - Oh, wow! 420 00:18:42,896 --> 00:18:45,336 - Well, not live theater. 421 00:18:45,344 --> 00:18:48,664 Public executions. - Huh? 422 00:18:48,655 --> 00:18:52,475 - You know, after they cut off a head, the tongue, eyes, 423 00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:54,692 and mouth still move. 424 00:18:54,689 --> 00:18:56,209 It does like this. 425 00:18:58,344 --> 00:19:01,554 Because the nerves don't shut off. 426 00:19:01,551 --> 00:19:03,861 - Strange. - GRANDMA: Yeah. 427 00:19:03,862 --> 00:19:06,412 You want some more? - No, I'm good, I'm good. 428 00:19:08,344 --> 00:19:10,524 - [owl hoots] 429 00:19:18,275 --> 00:19:19,995 - [water dripping] 430 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,790 - [knocking at door] 431 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:24,003 - NORA: Come in. 432 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,620 - Mistress Jupiter wanted me to tell you that noctis 433 00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:29,620 is happening now. Would you like to join? 434 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:32,720 - Oh, uh, what is--what is noctis? 435 00:19:32,724 --> 00:19:38,414 - Naked, we form a 43-person human pyramid and we release. 436 00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:41,313 - Oh, like--like tension? 437 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,550 - Yes, that as well. - Oh, uh-huh. 438 00:19:43,551 --> 00:19:48,071 Um, I would love to, but I'm super tired. 439 00:19:48,068 --> 00:19:51,068 I think I'm just gonna lie down. Um, question though. 440 00:19:51,068 --> 00:19:53,658 Have you seen a tow truck driver 441 00:19:53,655 --> 00:19:57,655 carrying a red Honda Fit with flame decals on the door? 442 00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:01,545 - Actually, an outside gentleman did approach me with keys 443 00:20:01,551 --> 00:20:03,861 to that exact motor vehicle. 444 00:20:03,862 --> 00:20:05,552 - Oh, yes, thank you! 445 00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:07,281 - Will you be leaving us? 446 00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:10,792 - Yeah. Yeah. 447 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,523 Do you guys, do you have a phone charger, though? 448 00:20:12,517 --> 00:20:15,897 'Cuz my phone died on the way. [laughs nervously] 449 00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:19,756 - Nora, we don't have those poisons here. 450 00:20:19,758 --> 00:20:22,238 - Look, what--what kind of poisons? Uh... 451 00:20:22,241 --> 00:20:26,171 - The Union rejects technology and the ills that come with it. 452 00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:28,762 Think about what that phone brings you. 453 00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:31,308 Constantly comparing yourself to others, 454 00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:33,450 searching for validation. 455 00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:37,968 When you have that thing on, what are you doing? 456 00:20:37,965 --> 00:20:39,895 - I actually never thought about it like that. 457 00:20:39,896 --> 00:20:43,926 It's real. Yeah. 458 00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:48,971 - Well, if you change your mind, noctis is happening in the barn. 459 00:20:48,965 --> 00:20:52,445 We always let new guests get the middle bottom. 460 00:20:52,448 --> 00:20:53,928 It's the best spot! 461 00:20:53,931 --> 00:20:56,281 - [chuckles] Mm. 462 00:20:56,275 --> 00:20:58,405 It's delicious down there. 463 00:20:58,413 --> 00:21:00,343 Thank you for the keys. 464 00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:05,764 - [door shuts] 465 00:21:05,758 --> 00:21:07,898 - Oh, shit, is that a mongoose? 466 00:21:07,896 --> 00:21:08,996 - [mongoose trills] 467 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:18,100 - ♪ 468 00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:32,903 ♪♪ 469 00:21:32,896 --> 00:21:34,926 - MAN: Who the [bleep] is Awkwafina? 470 00:21:34,931 --> 00:21:37,001 - ♪ 471 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,760 - MAN: ♪ MTV ♪ 472 00:21:38,810 --> 00:21:43,360 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33977

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