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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:04,993 - [both giggling] - 'Morning, girls. 1 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:07,733 - No, then he said to me... - 'Morning, girls. 2 00:00:08,441 --> 00:00:10,534 - What's up? - [both] Nothing! 3 00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:15,570 - Jason said... Then he said... - [both giggling] 4 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,616 What? What is it? 5 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:20,551 - Nothing! - Private convo, Dad. God! 6 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:24,952 - His hair. - In his ear? 7 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,356 Yeah! 8 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,090 What? What's that? What's that you say? 9 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:31,722 You want me to walk you to school from now on? 10 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:34,200 I didn't think so. 11 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:37,835 [groans] That was a sharp pain, Dad, 12 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:40,464 but I'll go to school if you say so. 13 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,269 I say so. You're faking. 14 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:44,035 [groans louder] 15 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:45,975 What? Rory? 16 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,537 Why are you trying to get out of going to school? 17 00:00:48,615 --> 00:00:50,583 Older kids have been calling him names. 18 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:52,208 - Shut up. - What names? 19 00:00:52,318 --> 00:00:55,287 Um, Dork, Dorky, Dr. Dorkenstein. 20 00:00:56,489 --> 00:00:58,047 Girls! 21 00:00:58,124 --> 00:01:01,252 Being called names is not a reason to miss school. 22 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:05,093 Sticks and stones... I know you guys are calling me names. Knock it off. 23 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:06,665 Nip it in the bud. 24 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:10,098 Dad, please, can I stay home? 25 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,863 Rory, if it'll make you feel any better, 26 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:15,100 I'll talk to the guys when I drop you off. 27 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,100 Are you insane? 28 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:21,670 You can never get out of the car, ever. 29 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,682 - OK. - Promise. Say it out loud. 30 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:27,083 - You won't get out of the car. - I won't get out of the car. 31 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:29,849 You guys think you're big men calling my son names? 32 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:34,053 - That make you feel important, does it? - Dude, your dad left the car. 33 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:35,685 I know. 34 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,286 We're sorry, Mr. Hennessy, 35 00:01:37,363 --> 00:01:39,422 but we only called him Rory Borealis 36 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:42,957 'cause he has a crush on this girl named Allison and she's boring. 37 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:45,729 That's it?! 38 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:47,837 Yeah. 39 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:52,872 Well, stop. 40 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,641 - OK. - Check it out. 41 00:01:54,714 --> 00:01:56,045 - [boys chuckling] - What? 42 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,606 You wore your slippers? 43 00:01:57,684 --> 00:01:59,618 - So? - Slippers. 44 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,817 What up, Slipper Dad? 45 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:08,657 You realize we're gonna have to move. 46 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:31,745 [both laughing] 47 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,547 - Oh. - What? 48 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:35,744 I'm just sitting here. 49 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:38,757 You honestly don't even know what you did, do you? 50 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,793 - Hmm. Slipper Dad. - Mm-hmm. 51 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:44,421 How did you even know about that? Rory doesn't go to your school. 52 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,863 - Uh, hello! - Grapevine. 53 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:49,959 Rory's friends have big mouths, like my friend Tiffany. 54 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:53,597 I'm telling everyone she let one slip during sit-ups in gym class. 55 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:56,869 - We're scarred for life yet again, Dad. - You're overreacting. 56 00:02:56,976 --> 00:03:00,139 - This will blow over. - Hey, Bridge, Kerry... 57 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:02,214 ...Slipper Dad. - What? 58 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:06,212 - You heard too? - Detroit's a small town. People talk. 59 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:08,685 What were you doing out of the car? 60 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:11,883 OK. Everybody, I am deeply, truly sorry. 61 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:13,391 And you can make it up to us. 62 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:16,019 Ashley's having a party. Her old boyfriend Tyler 63 00:03:16,095 --> 00:03:19,997 will get in her new boyfriend Blake's face, which only leads to one thing. 64 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,904 Dance-off! Uh-huh. 65 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:28,866 Yeah, Mom and Dad, dance-off. Uh-huh. 66 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:32,809 Hey, you know how I feel about you guys going to parties. 67 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,847 Come on, Dad, don't be a dork, please. 68 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:38,873 - You never let us have parties here. - You've had a lot of parties here. 69 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:41,819 Yeah, parties with moon bounces and dancing clowns. 70 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,619 And morons dressed like the Lone Ranger. 71 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:49,358 Your father is not a moron. 72 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:52,798 Sure, this coming from Tonto. 73 00:03:57,770 --> 00:03:59,931 - Hey, buddy. - Don't call me buddy. 74 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:04,299 You crossed a line, Dad, 75 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:06,140 and you crossed it in slippers. 76 00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:09,212 Come on, Rory, you're all I've got in this house. 77 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:12,682 I'm drowning in a sea of estrogen. You're my life raft. 78 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:15,380 Not anymore. Unless... 79 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:16,786 No monkey. 80 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:21,752 Fine. Don't come knocking at my door when Mom rents Ya-Ya Sisterhood. 81 00:04:21,861 --> 00:04:26,093 Wait. All right. How about a squirrel monkey, but keep him in the garage? 82 00:04:26,165 --> 00:04:29,293 - Chimpanzee, stays in my room. - Squirrel monkey, in the attic. 83 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:32,338 - No deal. - OK, squirrel monkey, attic, BB gun. 84 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:38,774 Bargaining with monkeys? You sad, sad man. 85 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:42,245 Remember when the kids looked up to me? They thought I was cool. 86 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:45,682 Yeah. It's called parental dorkdom. Comes with the territory. 87 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:48,619 Remember I was choking on that lemon wedge at Parent Night 88 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:51,054 and Coach McNabb gave me the Heimlich? 89 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,285 Which he enjoyed a little too much. 90 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,621 I was choking. 91 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:57,560 Then why was he smiling? 92 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:00,790 The point is, I've been there. 93 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:02,630 We've all been there. Accept it. 94 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:04,863 Come to the dork side, Paul. 95 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,132 I will not go gently, Cate. 96 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,903 Sue me if I miss the days of moon bounces in the backyard. 97 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:14,242 - All right, well, I'm done helping you. - [phone ringing] 98 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,975 Hello? Yeah, Bridge. 99 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,983 - What? - What? 100 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,018 - What?! - What?! 101 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:22,679 Don't move a muscle. The police just busted Ashley's party. 102 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:25,121 - What's the address? - Oh, my God, let's go. 103 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:27,283 - Paul. - What? 104 00:05:35,935 --> 00:05:39,302 Yo, yo, yo! Slippa Dizzie in the hizzie. 105 00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:41,566 - Anthony. - Don't worry, Mr. Henn. 106 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:44,234 The Five-O be makin' a big mistake. 107 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:49,007 My pops is gonna go all Johnnie Cochran on these fools, nahmeen? 108 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:52,609 Bridget and Kerry Hennessy. 109 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:55,210 You guys aren't gonna embarrass us, are you? 110 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:58,621 God forbid we embarrass you in front of your friends, the police! 111 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:01,990 You lied. You said you were going to Ashley's house for the party. 112 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:04,689 No. Technically I told you Ashley was having a party. 113 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:06,231 I didn't tell you it was at... 114 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:09,234 - My house! - Tommy? 115 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:13,636 Now you visit after your daughters almost get arrested. Don't even bother. 116 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:16,038 Hey, how you doin', hot stuff? 117 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:18,873 Very well, thanks. How's your wife? 118 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:21,914 I don't know. She was sick yesterday, never woke up today. 119 00:06:22,014 --> 00:06:24,778 If I were a betting man, I'd say either plumbing or... 120 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:27,482 How about a hug? 121 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,578 - No. - Come on. 122 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:32,215 No at the supermarket, no at the video store, 123 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,691 no at the post office... No! 124 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:36,820 We'll always have the bank. 125 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,228 God, Tommy, I'm standing right here. 126 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:41,232 Yeah, but I like women. 127 00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:43,566 Hey, Mr. and Mrs. H. 128 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:45,728 Uh, Dad, the cops want to talk to you. 129 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:49,070 You fingered me as your father? Wait a minute. 130 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,473 Hold on a second. 131 00:06:50,543 --> 00:06:54,707 Go to the garage, cover up the box marked "Hawaii vacation." Just go. 132 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,338 [chuckling] It's really a... 133 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,883 - Paul? - Oh, jeez. 134 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:02,248 Diane. Cate, this is Diane Sharpe, 135 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:05,688 Tommy's and my boss' wife, and their daughter Rachel. 136 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:07,453 Hey, he's wearing shoes. 137 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:10,223 No, he's probably got the slippers in the car. 138 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:12,730 They're driving moccasins. 139 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:16,359 - Tommy? - [Tommy] Huh? 140 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,767 There are cops here. 141 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:21,170 You've got a beer can pyramid in your driveway. 142 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:23,401 - What kind of parent are you? - [all] Yeah! 143 00:07:23,509 --> 00:07:26,239 Hey, who are you to judge me? 144 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:29,475 I'm the one who opens my house to kids, even with a sick wife. 145 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:32,851 You all do nothing. 146 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:36,821 - Where else are the kids gonna go? - Anywhere but here. Am I right? 147 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:38,220 That's exactly right. 148 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,589 - Dad, please stop. - You're making a scene. 149 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:43,720 I'm getting started. I'll see to it this never happens again. 150 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:46,731 OK, big mouth. After the basketball finals, next week, 151 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:50,462 when the kids get together, like they always do, if not here, where? 152 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:53,266 - You want to know where? I'll tell you. - All right. 153 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:56,672 My God, this is worse than the time you choked on the lemon, Mom. 154 00:07:56,742 --> 00:07:58,107 Really? 155 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:00,808 They can go someplace safe, 156 00:08:00,913 --> 00:08:04,144 someplace where a responsible parent is in charge. 157 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:07,482 Someplace where we are secure in the knowledge 158 00:08:07,553 --> 00:08:11,319 that our children are going to have a good, wholesome time. 159 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:14,257 - Yeah. - Thank you, Paul. 160 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,988 You're welcome. For what? 161 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:20,065 - Oh, Paul. - For volunteering your house. God. 162 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:26,231 [music playing] 163 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:32,043 No offense, 164 00:08:32,111 --> 00:08:35,877 but this is, like, the dullest party ever. 165 00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:38,941 At least you get to leave. 166 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:48,924 Hey, Dad, can you stop doing... this to people? 167 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,656 Unless it makes you disappear. 168 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:54,799 Hey, Rachel. What's up? 169 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,129 Nothing. 170 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,500 I noticed you went outside with your drink. 171 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:00,539 Let me just freshen that up for you. 172 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:02,506 Dad! 173 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:05,840 OK, I'm trying to be a good host. There it is, fresh as a daisy. 174 00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:10,680 I tell you, Rory, they are not gonna put one over on me, right, pal? 175 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:16,177 All those years I laughed while you screwed up Bridget and Kerry's lives. 176 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:19,656 But I'm not laughing now, man. I'm not laughing now. 177 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:26,396 - Mom! He's ruining our party. - Mom! 178 00:09:26,465 --> 00:09:28,695 Uh, Paul, can I just see you for a minute? 179 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:29,894 Upstairs. 180 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:33,700 [all] Oooh! 181 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:40,371 - What? - Paul, you are unbelievable. 182 00:09:40,446 --> 00:09:43,381 I may be a loser to my girls but I'm a hero to the parents. 183 00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:46,976 - You mean to your boss' wife? - I think she's cute, that's all. 184 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:48,913 Oh, you mean... No... 185 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:52,718 Listen, I am just saying I have a responsibility to their children. 186 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:54,851 Then just give their party a chance. 187 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:57,487 Go down every 15 minutes instead of every five. 188 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,861 Easy for you to say. You're not under pressure. 189 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,957 You work in the emergency room all night. 190 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:04,332 Don't cry to me. You volunteered our house 191 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:07,270 on the week you knew I was working graveyard shifts. 192 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,864 - Trade you. - No. 193 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:27,487 Oh... 194 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:32,423 - Paul, honey. - Huh? 195 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:35,661 - I thought you were going to work. - Yeah, I did. 196 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:39,431 Uh... Come here, sweetie. I want to show you something. 197 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,615 Oh... 198 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:55,253 Oh, this is bad. 199 00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:59,353 Twenty-seven messages. 200 00:10:59,425 --> 00:11:01,359 Hmm. I wonder what they want. 201 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,598 You could've woken me up. 202 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,827 Yeah, I could have. 203 00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:11,661 You could have stayed in the car. 204 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:18,607 Sorry. 205 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,737 I'm sorry, really. Sorry. 206 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,576 I know, 3:00 AM, I know. 207 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,652 Yo, Slippa D, 208 00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:34,090 your party be all Dennis Rodman and whatnot. Fo' sheez, yo! 209 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:38,393 Nice going, jackass. 210 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,400 - Drive safely. - This party rocked. 211 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,364 Well, it's official. 212 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:47,497 I am now a loser to both kids and parents. 213 00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:50,508 Nick Sharpe dragged me over the coals at work today. 214 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:53,136 - You know, Nick Sharpe can kiss my... - Paul. 215 00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:55,740 His daughter's here? 216 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:59,783 Parents are actually allowing their kids to come over? 217 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,410 Yeah. They're just studying. 218 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,283 Besides, the parents trust me. 219 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:08,188 Pardon me, I'm gonna take a shower. Try to stay awake while I'm gone. 220 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:11,930 - Hi, Mr. Hennessy. - Rachel. What's up? 221 00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:13,658 - Nothing. - Of course. 222 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:18,194 I'm just trying to write this stupid essay on The Old Man and the Sea. 223 00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:20,363 Oh, you're reading Hemingway? 224 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:22,805 Yeah, but it's just this depressing story 225 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,639 about sharks eating some old guy's fish. 226 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,908 Rachel's talking to Dad. Rachel doesn't talk to anybody. 227 00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,345 Why Dad? 228 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,941 No idea. It's a total enigma. 229 00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:37,247 Conundrum. 230 00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:41,626 - Mystery. - Oh, yeah, totally. 231 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:45,123 Thanks, Mr. Hennessy. 232 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:48,257 Don't say anything, but my dad was no help at all. 233 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,097 He is such a loser. 234 00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,568 Now come on, Rachel, he's a very busy man. 235 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:54,799 Granted, he gets paid very well 236 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:58,365 and he can be a little pomp... But that's neither here nor there. 237 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,605 Your secret is safe with me. 238 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:01,680 - Thanks. - Sure. 239 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,214 I gotta get home for dinner. 240 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,113 Hey, Andre, let's go. 241 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:07,345 Mr. Hennessy, is this you at Tiger Stadium? 242 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,183 Oh, yeah, that's when I interviewed Kirk Gibson 243 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,281 when he returned to Detroit in '93. 244 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,849 - Your dad's cool. - Yeah, we know. Bye-bye. 245 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,626 "Yeah, we know"? What do we know? 246 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,099 'Cause, unless I'm hallucinating, 247 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:26,137 it sounded a little bit like we know I'm cool. 248 00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:30,005 - Don't make a big thing of it. - No, I'm not. 249 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,202 So, if your friends... 250 00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:37,179 If your friends think I'm cool, I'm cool? 251 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:40,218 - Sure. - Yeah, I guess. 252 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,414 Cool. 253 00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:47,192 I am exhausted. Good night, honey. 254 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,853 - Will it bother you if I read? - Uh-huh. 255 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:55,631 I was just thinking about the events of the day. Strange. 256 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:58,670 Talking might actually bother me more than reading. 257 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,467 The girls' friends were actually nice to me today. 258 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:04,008 They were interested in me. 259 00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:06,704 One of them even told me something in confidence. 260 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,339 - Who? - I'm sorry, that's confidential. 261 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,938 Oh. OK, good night. 262 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,780 Rachel Sharpe, the boss's daughter. No big deal. 263 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,683 I'm telling you, Cate, something has shifted. 264 00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:20,316 There was a silver lining to that awful party, 265 00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,917 some fantastic serendipity, 266 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:26,453 like a phoenix rising out of the ashes. 267 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,399 - You're talking. - Cate! 268 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:32,528 This is important. Rachel Sharpe can talk to me 269 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,266 and cannot talk to her father, 270 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:37,503 and other kids are seeing me in a different light. 271 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:41,137 That makes Bridget and Kerry see me in a different light. 272 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,977 I'm the go-to dad, if you will. 273 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:48,414 Because you accidentally fell asleep at a party? 274 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:50,455 Cate, I'm telling you, for some reason 275 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,116 the children have been brought to me. 276 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:59,191 Look, Paul, you're cool now, 277 00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:01,266 just like Tommy was cool last week. 278 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,096 But it'll pass. 279 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:07,236 Well, you may be right. Jealous. 280 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,675 But until that time happens, 281 00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:13,643 I am going to bask in this moment in the sun. 282 00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:15,646 It's my Brigadoon. 283 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,516 You know what, Paul? 284 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,108 Say that to the kids, 285 00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:23,313 because the kids today, they love the musicals. 286 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:30,019 Oh, my God, I don't know who Grace Slick is, but I have the same pants. 287 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:33,223 - This is a great collection. - My dad has cool taste in music. 288 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,062 - Oh... - Don't. 289 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,466 Know who else was great? The Rolling Stones. 290 00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:40,699 - I love them. They're like U2. - Only old and ugly. 291 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:44,907 - Bread? Cat Stevens? - Your mother's. 292 00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,568 [all laughing] 293 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,806 Enjoying Brigadoon? 294 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,714 Brigadoon. That's your mother's favorite musical. 295 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,274 She just adores it! 296 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:55,877 Oh, she adores... adores it. 297 00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:01,183 Look at them, Cate. I'm bordering on folk hero status. 298 00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:03,822 You fell asleep. 299 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,364 All right, I'm gonna get out of here now. 300 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:07,956 - No parties. - Yeah. 301 00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:09,893 Love you. 302 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,302 Gee, you're thin. Three children, you? Nah. 303 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,969 Ashley, Jasmine. 304 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:20,273 Oh, Bridget, remember what your mother said about... 305 00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:22,906 She said no parties. This is a couple of friends over. 306 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,175 Plus, look at Bridget. 307 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:27,514 Her clothing-to-skin ratio is totally non-party. 308 00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:30,521 - Exactly. - As long as it's a couple of friends, 309 00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:35,253 then maybe I'd better make us a pizza run. What about that, huh? 310 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,327 - Rory, you want to tag along? - No. 311 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:40,460 Alrighty, then. 312 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,798 [music playing] 313 00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:52,834 Bridgie, Care Bear, private convo. 314 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,379 - What's going on? - Looks like a party. 315 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:58,348 But I could be wrong. 316 00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:01,548 What happened to a couple of friends over? 317 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,384 - More came, so now it's a kick-back. - You mean a party? 318 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:07,823 No. Mom said we can't have parties. Twenty or fewer is a kick-back. 319 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:10,054 - That's about right. - Dad, it's Mom. 320 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:13,621 - Just a sec. - Give me the phone. Give me the phone. 321 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,231 Honey, hi. 322 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:18,201 You're on your way home? 323 00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,830 Circling the block? Why? 324 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,738 A party? No. 325 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:26,504 Who told you that? 326 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:29,046 Fred Doyle called you at work? 327 00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:32,174 Well, if he was so mad, why didn't he call here? 328 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,515 Oh, Dad, Fred Doyle called, 329 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:36,747 - while you left us all alone! - Rory! 330 00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:39,619 Go turn down the music! Honey... 331 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,488 No, I did not... I went to get the... 332 00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:44,858 It is not a party. It is called a kick-back. 333 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,261 Yes, it is. 334 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,258 Twenty or fewer is called a kick-back. 335 00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:52,269 Yes, it is! 336 00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:53,998 Yes, it is! 337 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,336 Yes, it is. 338 00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:01,206 Your mother thought this was a party, but this is so obviously a kick-back. 339 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,373 Cate... What? 340 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,576 What? What?! 341 00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:08,415 I can't hear you. You gotta speak up. I can't hear over... 342 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,488 Brigadoon. That's very, very funny. 343 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,816 - Hey, Papa H. - Yeah, K-man? 344 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,895 Tell Andre about the time you interviewed Magic Johnson. 345 00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:20,090 - You interviewed Magic Johnson? - Sure did, Dre, sure did. 346 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:22,429 - Mr. Hennessy... - Just a second, honey. 347 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,935 I interviewed Magic when he was in high school 348 00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:27,096 and Michigan lost him to MSU. 349 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,940 Man, I miss your stories! 350 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:31,609 Yeah, Rach? 351 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:34,577 My mom and dad said it's OK I spend the night here if that's OK 352 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,409 - with you and Mrs. Hennessy. - Sure. 353 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:38,814 - If they call, you'll talk to them? - No problem. 354 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,317 Awesome. See ya! 355 00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:42,649 - Wait, hold on! - Dad! 356 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:45,781 - Where do you think you're going? - Dad, don't embarrass us. 357 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,486 - Please don't make a scene. - I'm not making a scene. 358 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,461 Rach, honey, it's me. Let's talk this through. 359 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:53,862 - Yo, yo, yo! - Hey! 360 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:57,635 Anthony, what the hell are you doing? Who are these guys? 361 00:18:57,736 --> 00:19:00,227 - Dad, aren't you getting sleepy? - Mr. Henn, 362 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:04,036 look at you all crinkly brow, and eyes all bulgin' and whatnot. 363 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:10,648 Shoot. Yo, you want a beer, dog? 364 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:14,550 Yeah, I want a beer, dog. In fact, I want all the beers. 365 00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,486 You know what else? 366 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:21,219 I want the music to stop right now, 367 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,955 and I want everybody out of here. 368 00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:27,590 Man, Mr. Henn. Why you gots to be trippin', dude? 369 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,598 And I want you to stop talking like an idiot. 370 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,000 I hear that. 371 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,238 Dad, this is officially a scene. 372 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,577 I want your car keys and I want them now. 373 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:47,414 Jeez. How are my friends and I supposed to get home? 374 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,148 I have a lacrosse game in the morning. 375 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:53,055 I will drive you. I'll drive all of you in the minivan. 376 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,252 Oh, my God, the Loser Cruiser? 377 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:58,057 - Dad, you don't have to do that. - I have to do that. 378 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,156 Everybody, move out right now. Come on, let's go. Go on. 379 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:04,066 Let's go. Come on. 380 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,228 Hey, Cate. 381 00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:09,499 Well, I see the children were brought to you. 382 00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:10,940 You were right. 383 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,012 Cool Dad is vanishing into the night in a minivan. 384 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:16,876 Oh, I'm sorry. So much for Brigadoon. 385 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,417 Oh, hell. Still my favorite musical. 386 00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,716 Everybody, let's go. Out! 387 00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:26,758 - Come on. - This is gonna get all over school. 388 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:29,316 Starting tomorrow, we promise no more parties. 389 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,225 - Just be cool for now. - Cool, huh? 390 00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,856 Let me give that some thought. Uh... 391 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,526 No. Girls, fetch my slippers. 392 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:41,238 Welcome back to the dork side, Paul. 393 00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:50,576 Honey, you did the right thing. 394 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:53,777 One day the kids will laugh about this. 395 00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:57,850 Rory, shouldn't you be in bed? 396 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:02,053 Yeah, but I was kinda, sorta feeling bad for Dad. 397 00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:04,493 And seeing how he was feeling tonight, 398 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,564 it made me want to give him a present. 399 00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:10,191 Hey, you got the boy back. 400 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,761 A present for me? What is it? 401 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,503 Slippers. 402 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,473 Dozens of slippers! 403 00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:21,706 All the slippers that have been stuffed in my locker all week 404 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,749 - because you had to get out of the car! - Rory, you can't... 405 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,086 Ooh, sheepskin. 31106

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