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What are you doing over there?
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MIA MISSES HER REVENGE
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Morning!
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Morning!
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- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
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Long night?
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Was I too noisy?
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No.
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At least I didn't hear a thing.
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Want something to eat?
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No.
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Later.
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- Will you eat with me?
- Yes.
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Should I cook something yummy?
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- Do you feel like it?
- Sure.
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- Comfort food?
- Why not?
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Do you need it?
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Maybe.
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How come you haven't
asked me why I came home?
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Why did you come home?
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Sounds like you care a lot.
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When could I have asked you this?
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I don't know.
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I had a fight with Teo, that's why
I came home.
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Was it bad?
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- Are you OK?
- No idea.
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What comfort food do you want?
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Anything.
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"Anything" won't do.
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- What will do, then?
- You have to say what you like.
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What's comfort food for you?
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Russian salad.
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- Russian salad, then.
- Will you make it?
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Great.
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No meat, right?
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A la russe.
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- Are eggs OK?
- Yes.
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- Dill pickles?
- Yes.
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- Bell peppers?
- No.
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You gotta help me, though.
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Because you don't seem to be ok
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and you won't say
what's going on exactly.
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So you had a fight with him. OK.
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- Why did you fight?
- You're getting on my nerves!
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You're super annoying!
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Fuck it, I'll shut up.
Go and be sad.
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Okay, ask me.
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Tell me what's wrong.
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Ask me what's wrong
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and I won't tell you, at first
but then I want to tell you.
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What's wrong?
Did something happen?
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- Yeah.
- What?
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What did you fight about?
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I told him that I'd go to Apostol's
for those photos
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And I went and told him we'd finish
at 7 and that I'll be back at...
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No, I told him we'd finish at...
actually yes, at 7.
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And I stayed a little longer
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and I got home at 9,
and I texted him I'd be late.
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Anyway, it took us longer,
with the stylist and shit... dunno.
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It took a bit longer.
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I texted him on the way home
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He said it was all good,
but I could tell he was upset.
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When I got home,
he started questioning me
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saying I got home at 9, because
from 7 to 9 I was fucking Apostol
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and that's why I got home late.
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Obviously, whenever I'm a little
late, I'm fucking someone.
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And I started crying,
got hysterical,
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trying to explain and swear
that nothing happened,
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and begged him to believe
and forgive me,
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and not be mad at me
because I know we had other plans.
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One thing led to another,
we kept on fighting
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he got angry and slapped me
and I packed my...
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What do you mean he smacked you?
He hit you?
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Yeah, I don't know...
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So you want to do this,
OK, you can...
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Yes, because I'll go
and show it to Teo
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cause he's a jealous bastard
and he'll eat his heart out
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when I'll show him a video of me
fucking someone else.
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He's already fucked up
and has this image of me
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having sex with someone else
stuck in his head.
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How about you just fuck some guy
and tell him? Dunno.
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Why do you need to...
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No!
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You should think about it more,
don't think it's the best idea.
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I have.
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The fuck...what if you end up
on some porn sites and shit?
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I'll make sure not to.
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- How exactly?
- I just will.
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I won't send him the video,
I'll go show it on my laptop.
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Uh, no.
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- Don't think it's a good idea.
- Yes, it is.
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- No, it's not!
- Why?
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The fuck, man, you just fought.
He hit you!
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Show him this shit and he'll bash
your head in with the laptop.
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Don't say stuff like that
you know he's not an animal!
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OK, fine.
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Just calm down.
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Alright, I'm calm.
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And where do you wanna find him?
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Some website or shit like that?
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Dating sites?
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Forget about dating sites! No way!
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- Why not?
- Let's just...
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Fuck, let's check out
the Drama School group.
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It's easier. At least we fucking
know the guys there.
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OK. Let's do it.
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Wait a second.
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This one's a no...
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Nope.
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OK. I'm bored already.
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Let's go out!
I wanna go out right now!
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And just find a guy and...
bring him here.
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Let's go out!
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Let's sit on the floor.
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I'm sorry, I couldn't find
the red wine glasses.
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Oh, well.
We'll make do with these.
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- Cheers!
- Cheers!
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Fruity.
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I'm getting notes of...
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Tuscan soil.
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I'm bullshiting.
Don't know a thing about wines.
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I like beer.
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"Two beer or not two beer!"
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- What are you doing?
- I'm filming you.
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I can see that.
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Just a second.
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- You're looking good.
- You think?
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Well, yeah, no worries,
I'll do anything you want.
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The camera and I...
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- Young or old?
- Old, of course.
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Of course!
That's what I thought too...
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I don't know how to
play it young, anyway.
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You just let your jaw hang and...
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Then you just move your eyebrows.
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Mia, Mia, Mia!
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You don't even know
who you brought home, Mia!
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That's all I have
impression-wise. Sorry.
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- No, it's really good. Don't worry.
- Thanks!
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You look very good on camera.
I like it a lot!
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The thing is...
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I'd really like to film
the entire night.
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I see.
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- I mean the...
- Oh, I see!
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I'd like to also film...
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What?
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Go ahead.
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When we make love.
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Making love, how sweet!
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Alright, also when making love.
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Let's call it that, sure.
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So, you're cool with it?
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- Sure, it's no big deal.
- Really?
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Dude...
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I'll do it with the camera,
the camera with me.
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We make a little porn,
just like that!
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I mean, it's just... Dunno.
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You do you. Super easy!
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No, please, no method acting.
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We can make whatever type
of porn you want
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but I just don't wanna play myself.
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- Alright, then play a character.
- Yes, give me a character...
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An old man with a cane! Dunno...
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- Or a pianist with no fingers.
- Or Brando.
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That's right! We'll shoot some...
sex with Brando.
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Me... You... Sex... with Brando.
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I'll fuck Brando!
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Or we do a remake
of "Last Tango in Paris"!
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We can do that!
Bring the margarine!
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Sorry, I went too far.
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Nevermind!
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Just so you know, I've never
done this before.
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It's my first time, too.
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It's a premiere!
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No, but... Wait a second.
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We can leave it here
and pause it if you want. But...
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We won't fuck
without the camera.
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Sure, we put it here and we fuck,
without the camera.
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No, look, we can leave it here
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and drink some wine, chat for a bit
and then...
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we set it up over there
and do whatever you want.
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As you wish,
I'm totally fine with it.
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- You sure?
- Yes!
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It's actually really nice.
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Then why are you so tense?
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I'm not!
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Don't get me wrong,
it's super awesome.
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It's just something that
doesn't happen too often.
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You have to understand that...
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But I've never done this before either.
Why won't you believe me?
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I believe you, but I just...
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You're really not joking?
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No.
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Cross my heart that I'm not joking.
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OK.
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- I don't know what to say.
- You don't want to, or what?
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No.
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So just because I mentioned a camera
you're, suddenly, not attracted to me?
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That's not what I said.
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I really like you,
you're beautiful and stuff, just...
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- But you don't want to fuck.
- No, I really, really want to fuck.
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Ok, then if you want us to fuck,
you'll agree with doing it on camera.
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This is my one rule for the night.
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Agree to do it on camera
and we do anything you want.
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Listen, let's make a deal.
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We let the camera aside,
we have sex and...
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But I told you three times
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that we won't have sex unless
you agree to film it.
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It's my one condition.
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What's so complicated?
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Nothing's complicated.
I'm sorry, but I...
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You want us to fuck?
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- Yes.
- OK. Do you agree to be filmed?
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No!
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I'm sorry, but this is super weird.
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So I'm a weirdo?
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No, not you.
No, you're not a weirdo!
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What's so weird, then?
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It turned into... See what's happening?
It's a negotiation now! Feels weird!
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But it is a negotiation,
because I said no camera, no sex.
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And you say that you don't agree to it.
So, yes, it's a negotiation.
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You don't want to.
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- No.
- No...OK.
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Ok, then thanks a lot
and have a good night!
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Maybe we started off
on the the wrong foot.
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Maybe, yes.
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OK, I'm sorry.
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I don't care.
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And this feels really liberating.
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I'm starting to realise that
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you always had the absolute
opinion.
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So, this is gonna be the first
premiere you won't be attending.
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The first time I'm not anxiously
waiting for your approval
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which felt even worse
than stage fright.
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So nervous to hear your opinion
on my acting.
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What an idiot!
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I always had to know where
you were seated.
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Everything revolved around you.
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I finally feel like I freed myself,
a little bit, from this.
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And it's awesome.
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And...
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that text you sent me?
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Frankly, I found it disgusting.
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Was that you apologizing?
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At least learn how to
do it properly.
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Or don't bother at all.
I'm not curious to read them
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and, trust me, they're not
comforting at all.
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It's just some formal bullshit,
stuff you know you have to say.
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And even when you send one
of these, you end up blaming me.
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You keep telling me it's my fault
and that I'm being hysterical
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and your reaction was totally legit.
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You just had to slap me
to calm me down a bit,
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because I was the one who lost it.
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I don't know...
What do you wanna do?
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I really don't know...
that's the problem.
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But a slap is totally unacceptable!
256
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,240
- Come on!
- So what do I do?
257
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,040
I keep seeing this:
"A slap is totally unacceptable!"
258
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:34,320
On Facebook and hear it
from my students and...
259
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,440
This becomes a...
260
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,960
So now I'm just... repeating things?
Like a parrot? Or what?
261
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:43,640
No, I'm just saying that you're
adding this external layer...
262
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,600
"I don't really know what to do,
but a slap is totally unacceptable!"
263
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,680
It's not just some external bullshit.
It's unacceptable! It totally is!
264
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:53,080
If it's totally unacceptable, then
your decision should be easy.
265
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,600
Well, it isn't.
266
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,600
It's not, because things
are a little bit nuanced.
267
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,720
Because depending on the context,
that slap...
268
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,400
is felt differently by you
269
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:07,040
than, say, a farmgirl whose father
beat her because she lost a cow.
270
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,160
If her boyfriend slaps her,
she'll take it differently.
271
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,280
Or those who fight because
they can't verbalise stuff.
272
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,880
And yes, they're educated,
but once they're in a relationship
273
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,640
they can't handle their feelings
without smacking each other.
274
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,360
For them, too, a slap
is totally unacceptable.
275
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:23,160
Or the fact that my mum
slapped me when I was little
276
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,120
I can't say it was something
unacceptable.
277
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,440
So just because we were
exposed to it as children
278
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,640
we will normalize it as adults
and that makes it OK!?
279
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,760
I dunno if it's ok.
I'm not saying it's OK.
280
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,760
I'm just saying that it differs
from one instance to another.
281
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,000
But this way you can
relativize everything!
282
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:42,280
Exactly, you can relativize
absolutely everything.
283
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:43,520
Great!
284
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,600
What I'm saying is that things get
tricky depending on the case
285
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,040
and you cannot have
a big label with:
286
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,080
"A slap is totally unacceptable!"
287
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,000
Dude, maybe it's just something...
288
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,760
Ok, so, if Dad comes home tonight
and slaps you, it's OK!?
289
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,920
If he slaps me tonight,
a slap is totally unacceptable.
290
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:01,280
- See?
- Yes, but...
291
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,720
Where's the relativism
you were taking about?
292
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,840
It is when you ask me:
"So, what should I do?"
293
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:15,440
The fact that you're facing this
dilemma, shows me that something...
294
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:19,160
But everyone says
it never stops with the first slap.
295
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,760
- Who is "everyone"?
- Eva, the girls...
296
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:25,440
So trust the girls, then.
297
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:29,520
There probably are statistics that say
it never stops with the first slap.
298
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:35,040
But you should take this decision without
thinking about what everyone says.
299
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,360
And how do I do that, precisely?
300
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,920
Don't know...take some time
to just be alone with yourself.
301
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,440
God damn'!
Just take some time alone!
302
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:45,120
Cause you're always surrounded by
lots of people and their opinions.
303
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,680
Including me, right now.
304
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:51,360
Ok, so what should I do? Focus on
my breathing and have a revelation?
305
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,800
Yes, take half a day to focus
on your breathing and on yourself.
306
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:59,000
To figure out if you're hurting,
if you miss him, if you don't...
307
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,520
But take half a day, so you can
think about this stuff.
308
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,720
- But it's not that easy.
- Well, obviously!
309
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,880
Welcome to being a grown-up.
310
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,280
Ah, got it!
311
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,440
What do you know?
312
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,160
So you're doing commedia dell' arte!
The real art!
313
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,880
Do you know what
commedia dell' arte is?
314
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,080
The masks...
315
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,960
We respect the craft.
316
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,720
This is his first show
with clothes on!
317
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,520
And you're sorry about it?
'Cause I can take them off?
318
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,600
Yes, please.
319
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,680
Show us those acting school abs!
320
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,440
We didn't study this.
321
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,200
What are you doing? Turn that off.
322
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,640
We're starting.
323
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,040
- Let's go, ok?!
- OK.
324
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,920
Show some fucking enthusiasm!
325
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:49,680
Fuck it! So she started talking
stupid shit like:
326
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:53,520
"I don't believe in open
relationships, it's not natural."
327
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,480
- Can't believe she said that!
- Yes, she did.
328
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,200
I was like "Dude, you should
take a look at yourself first."
329
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,600
What the fuck,
what's natural, to you?
330
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:04,480
To give blowjobs every Tuesday,
in the club?
331
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,920
Beside that, she's been in an open
relationship, she just didn't know it.
332
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,400
Cause she waited for that asshole
to come every night for dinner
333
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,720
and he was fucking half of the
students on campus.
334
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,240
What's this?
Tastes like nothing.
335
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,560
Appreciate the fucking gesture.
336
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,960
Yeah, but I'm not eating the gesture,
I'm eating this.
337
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,920
God, you're so spoiled!
338
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,120
I'm sorry.
339
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,000
- It's really good.
- Yeah, right.
340
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,800
- What, are you mad at me?
- No.
341
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,320
Do you want me to go to Teo's
and get some of your clothes?
342
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,480
No.
343
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,200
I don't mind doing it, really.
I'll go, take them and come back.
344
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,480
No, Eva!
345
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:43,440
Fine.
346
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:50,880
Let me drink first.
347
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,280
Wait a second, it's coming!
348
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,400
- There you go!
- Thanks for today!
349
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,920
So, I get to the casting,
350
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,360
I say "hello" to the director
and the casting director.
351
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:07,360
And, after a while,
the casting director leaves.
352
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,240
So, I'm left alone
with the gentleman.
353
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:14,960
And he started to explain that
he'd like to do some nude scenes,
354
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,080
and if I could undress.
355
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:21,640
So I asked: "You mean, as a human,
if I have this ability?"
356
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,320
And he kept coming close to me
and give me directions.
357
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,080
"I'd like this part
to be more like..."
358
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,280
"More like...
How should I put it..."
359
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,160
"You feel defeated here."
360
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,360
Once I passed the customs
in Galați
361
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,080
and about like...10 trucks
were waiting in line
362
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,080
and when I passed by them
all the divers were like:
363
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,720
"What's up, baby!"
364
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,520
- That's exactly how it felt.
- Wonderful...
365
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,840
In my first year of Uni,
I had an audition on a train.
366
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,960
But what were you doing in Vaslui?
The casting was taking place there?
367
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,680
No, the actual casting
happened on the train!
368
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,240
The thing is, I was one
of the last to go in
369
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,920
the girls were going in, one by one,
but nobody would tell my anything.
370
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,320
Not even a word.
371
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,560
And I asked "How was it?"
"It was OK."
372
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,800
He gave me a shirt and I wanted
to go to the other room to change.
373
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,160
And he said "No, change
in here, please."
374
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,440
- Wow, no!
- "I have to see the process."
375
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,520
He gave me...
376
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,960
What if it was his ex's shirt
or something?
377
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,560
- Whoa, dude, you went far...
- What if she was dead?
378
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,720
What if he's psycho?
379
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,560
And we keep forgetting that
the casting was on a train...
380
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,360
I'm glad that...there's no
problem there, right?
381
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:42,280
I took off the bra I had on,
and put on his bra.
382
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:45,360
You should've shown him
yours first!
383
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,960
Just like in Cinderella!
384
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:51,840
To be honest, as a first-year,
you go to all the auditions, I mean...
385
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,640
But... if I get naked and have
to show my pussy around
386
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,560
- He should do the same.
- Fair enough.
387
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,360
But he's in there, all covered up,
like on the North Pole
388
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:03,320
and I be like "Woohoo, Hawaii!"
The fuck, man?!
389
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:07,680
That's one perspective.
390
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,920
- This happens, are you crazy?
- But you do get what she's saying?
391
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,200
You're joking, right...
392
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,600
No, I don't get it. What? He pulls
out his awards and makes it OK?
393
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,200
I'm not saying it's OK,
just that it's normal.
394
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,520
You're all idiots.
395
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,680
- You're a bit prudish.
- Is that a joke?
396
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,360
I'm a prude because I didn't
show my tits to get a part?
397
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,000
What do you mean I'm prudish?
398
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,960
- No, up here.
- So I'm narrow minded?
399
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,880
- Lucky you're so open-minded!
- I am!
400
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,280
- So what do you wanna do?
- Don't you realise this is super sad!
401
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,600
- Sad, but true.
- Yes but...
402
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,920
I'm fed up with hearing
"We can't do anything about it."
403
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,400
That's not true!
404
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,040
What was I supposed to do?
405
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,040
Look, I really appreciate that
you refused to get undressed.
406
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,080
But I think that maybe
you could've left earlier
407
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,360
when he started to tell you
how hurt you were,
408
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,880
touching you between the legs
409
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,840
- Sorry, but...
- Did it turn you on, at least?
410
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:01,400
we all have imagination, so...
411
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,720
Sorina, really!? You're gross!
412
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,280
She's taking life so seriously!
We were just joking!
413
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,800
- Was that a joke? What the fuck?
- Yes, it was!
414
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,840
- You're a fine, talented actress and...
- Mia! Mia!
415
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:17,160
can get a part without sucking cocks!
You can audition for it.
416
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,040
But I like sucking cock!
417
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,720
What I want to say is that...
Listen to me!
418
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,640
You can't understand because
you didn't live my life!
419
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,440
See this terrace?
It's the size of my studio!
420
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:35,000
If I don't make it, my dad will
marry me off to some pig farmer,
421
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,800
the best one in the village,
or something...
422
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,320
- I'm sorry.
- No, you're not!
423
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,120
Because you cannot
understand this shit...
424
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,960
I'll take my clothes off
to get what I want!
425
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,000
Yes, but if you continue to do this
426
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,240
and undress to get what you want...
427
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,480
Are you on your period, Princess?
Did you get your pills today?
428
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,000
Your mum's on her period! OK?
429
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,160
- Oh, I got goose bumps!
- We got from sex to mothers!
430
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:58,960
Hope you all noticed.
431
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,480
- Will you peel the eggs?
- Sure.
432
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,200
- Should I put this one too?
- Yeah, do it.
433
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:05,200
I suppose I'll sign the contract
after the premiere.
434
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:06,760
If at all.
435
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,960
They cut the budget anyway...
436
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,960
But it's nice! It sounds like
a summer camp.
437
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,280
Don't you feel like you should be
the one paying them?
438
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,920
Thanks!
439
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,200
Yeah, usually, they pay
for the meals.
440
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,080
- Ready.
- Yas!
441
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,360
Oh, yes! God!
442
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,760
Come on, put the camera aside
and eat!
443
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:28,360
Are you done?
444
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,680
Wait, I have to post a story
on my Instagram.
445
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,320
Yes, please, another camera!
446
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,840
So I have this Instagram account...
447
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,000
Let me say this to the camera,
in case anyone sees this.
448
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,680
Hello! I have an Instagram account,
I'm " The Greedy Circus",
449
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,560
where I post pictures of me eating.
450
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,640
No, I swear, I saw some videos
on Facebook, I think...
451
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:54,480
with some Japanese chicks that
just eat in front of the camera.
452
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:55,880
That's all?
453
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,600
Yes and I wanna make
a food-themed videochat.
454
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,920
I think it's a good deal.
455
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,560
And we have to talk to them too?
Or just eat?
456
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,320
No, we just eat.
457
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,400
Are you sure there's no talking?
It would be cool to also talk.
458
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:12,600
Mia! Mia, Mia...
459
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,200
What she's saying is "Mia".
460
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,960
I know you don't understand
because she's eating, but...
461
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,800
I don't like it.
462
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,800
What else excites men?
Dunno... Spiderman?
463
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,400
For us to eat off one another,
for sure!
464
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,240
What else do men find hot?!
465
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,840
Yeah, we can eat off of each other.
We can totally do this!
466
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,360
We can be messy and
drop some food on us.
467
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,040
"Be messy"!
468
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,760
You've been super antisocial since
this whole filming thing began...
469
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:48,680
You're worse than I am
with Instagram.
470
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,160
- Are you OK?
- Yes, thanks.
471
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,200
Oh, take these.
472
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,280
I took them off last night.
473
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,560
Hey, nothing happened.
474
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:15,960
- I guess I would've remembered.
- That's what I'd like to think.
475
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:18,840
I went to the bathroom
to take a shower.
476
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,360
And when I came back
you were passed out.
477
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,120
- Such a waste of a shower.
- No.
478
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,880
It's happened before.
479
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,360
- Well, sorry. What can I say...
- Don't worry.
480
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,320
Nothing to be sorry about.
481
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,760
It was nice in a way.
482
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,680
- Was it?
- Domestic.
483
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,960
I saw you in a play last week,
it was pretty surprising.
484
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,880
Surprising?
485
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,720
I had seen you before, in a
graduation play, some while ago...
486
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,520
- It was...
- "Titanic Waltz".
487
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:01,920
Yeah, that one!
488
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,800
I also saw you in some
other play, too.
489
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,000
You seemed to be more like...
a jokester.
490
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,120
- Lo and behold!
- But it was nice.
491
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,320
Nice?
Every actor's dream compliment.
492
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:20,520
Bad choice of words.
I meant it was really good.
493
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,160
I liked seeing your
more sensitive side.
494
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:25,880
Thanks.
495
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,440
So what now?
496
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,600
Now we're having a coffee.
497
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,160
But did we come here for coffee?
498
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,680
No, but this is what
we ended up doing.
499
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000
Fair enough.
500
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,160
How about giving it another shot?
501
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,080
Did I mention the camera yesterday?
502
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,240
What about the camera?
503
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,240
If we fuck, we have to film it.
504
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,600
Say what?
505
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,320
Yeah, that's all.
506
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:08,960
Why?
507
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,720
Just because.
It's a personal project.
508
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:20,040
What? To film yourself fucking?
509
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,360
No, but I used it in different
situations this week.
510
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:24,640
Not just for this.
511
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,000
Are you messing with me?
512
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,280
No. Absolutely not.
513
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,560
Hear me out.
514
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,680
If you don't want your face to show
515
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,320
we can frame it in a way
so it won't show.
516
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,080
It can be just a body.
517
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,080
Yeah sure, let's put guide marks
on the sheets!
518
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,440
Well, you're an actor...
519
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,800
- Are fucking kidding me?
- No, I told you. Not at all.
520
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,360
- What more difficult?
- The anatomy.
521
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,960
- What the hell are you saying?
- What do you mean?
522
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,600
The anatomy, the personal project...
What do you think I am, 14?
523
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,080
- You think this can't happen to you?
- Finished the coffee?
524
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:00,800
- Are you kicking me out?
- Yeah, beat it.
525
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:02,720
Stupid me.
526
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,160
Come on, Monica Bellucci!
Get the fuck out!
527
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,280
It's easy, either we fuck
or we don't.
528
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,600
Yes, but we fuck on camera.
529
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,240
Get your skinny ass out of here!
Fuck off!
530
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,080
What are you looking at?
Don't you get it?
531
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,320
Clothes off or get the fuck out!
532
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,080
What aren't you getting?
533
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,560
Okay.
534
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:27,040
No, no, wait!
You said fucking, not kissing.
535
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,520
Don't you move!
536
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:13,040
If I wanted fingers up my cunt,
I would've used mine.
537
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,400
Thought you were fucking me hard.
What's wrong, boss?
538
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,640
Anatomy issues?
539
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,960
Get the fuck out now or
I'll rip your head off.
540
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,960
I don't get this obsession you have
for fucking.
541
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,040
I just don't.
542
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:07,040
Why do you think it's
such a big deal?
543
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,240
Why are you so obsessed with it?
544
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,080
The problem is that I've become
just as obsessed,
545
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,680
starting to believe it's just
as bad as you think it is.
546
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,240
It's just... whatever.
547
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:20,160
It's sex.
548
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,000
It's just that.
549
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,600
This morning I was lying on
some guy's table,
550
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:30,680
and...
551
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,840
I was waiting for him to fuck me.
552
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,440
I was facing down,
I couldn't even see him.
553
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,000
And I was scared.
554
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:45,160
No, I wasn't enjoying it,
I wasn't wet.
555
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,000
Actually, I was.
556
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,920
Do you understand that
you've trained me?
557
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:53,640
That I'm a puppy...
558
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,440
who won't let herself feel things,
559
00:36:56,520 --> 00:37:00,360
or if she does feel things
she feels guilty about it?
560
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:02,920
I feel guilty for...
561
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,480
for being able
to feel attracted to someone else.
562
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,640
You made want nothing but cock
from anyone I meet.
563
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,200
It's all I want.
To be fucked,
564
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,600
because you've told me for so long
that I wasn't allowed to be fucked
565
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,960
I wasn't even allowed
to imagine it.
566
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,840
To desire it, to think about it.
567
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,400
Because all of this is bad...
568
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,960
Do you understand
what you did to me, idiot?
569
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,520
Do you understand what you did to me?
You mother fucking asshole!?
570
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,680
- Happy birthday, Eva!
- Happy Birthday!
571
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:14,600
Happy Birthday!
572
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:17,960
Me, me, me!
573
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,720
Happy birthday to me!
574
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:34,600
Marry Jude and kill Tănase...
575
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,920
She killed, Neica?
576
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,440
Yeah...
577
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,560
- Maria Popistașu...
- Come on, dude!
578
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,880
Fuck Ana Ularu...
Marry Silvana Mihai...
579
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,360
and I am killing Popistașu,
because I am afraid of her and I...
580
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,960
"Marry" means I will fuck him
for the rest of my life
581
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,640
or that I will only marry him?
582
00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,880
It means that from a point on,
you won't fuck him at all.
583
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,480
This game is horrible!
584
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:04,360
- Yes, I can understand Bendeac...
- I hate this game!
585
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,360
- So, you killed Tudor Chirilă?
- Then Pavlu and Manole.
586
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,320
Marry Pavlu, fuck Manole.
587
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,200
Though I'm a bit...
588
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,760
- That's how I feel right now.
- I see.
589
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,400
Horia Brenciu...
590
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:27,080
- ... and Boguță also?
- Give me a girl, also.
591
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,240
Give me a girl.
592
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:33,280
OK, marry Andi Vasluianu
and fuck Aprodu.
593
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:34,560
OK.
594
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,640
So, basically, you just
chose the man...
595
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:41,480
Didn't she just say that
nothing happens after a while?
596
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,000
Puiu, Mungiu, Porumboiu.
597
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,120
Wonderful!
598
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,720
Marry...
599
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:52,640
Puiu.
600
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,560
What do you base your
decision on?
601
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:01,880
Fuck...
602
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,480
Fuck my life!
603
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,760
It's not real,
so you can say whatever...
604
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,760
Fuck... Mungiu.
605
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:19,320
She's so upset!
606
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,160
Radu Afrim,
George Piștereanu...
607
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,800
and... Șerban Huidu.
608
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,640
What?!
609
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,040
- I feel like crying!
- Me too!
610
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,560
I think life would be
really interesting with Radu Afrim.
611
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,600
That's what I'm doing!
612
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,600
Oh, my God!
What just happened?
613
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,600
- Wait a sec... Was this the game...
- This is game.
614
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:44,360
Yes, this is the game.
This is what we're playing.
615
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:50,200
Yes, 'cause "a slap means nothing",
"she doesn't understand anything".
616
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,400
Dude, stop it!
Don't be like this!
617
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,720
It's not like he put a 10-hour
traditional dance mix on YouTube...
618
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,840
And stomped on you all night
in the living room.
619
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,240
- Fuck off, all of you!
- Mia!
620
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,400
- You mother fucking idiots!
- Fuck, you're always making a scene!
621
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:03,960
Get back here!
622
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,720
I'm not getting back
until those fucking idiots leave!
623
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:12,680
- Send them home and I'll come!
- I'm not sending anyone packing.
624
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,000
Send them home!
625
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,160
- Mia!
- Mia, stop it!
626
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,600
Let go of me!
627
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,040
Leave! Cock-sucking influencer!
628
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,640
Enough! Stop it!
629
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,840
Cock-sucking, influencer!
630
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,040
Just shut up.
631
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,800
- Say what you gotta say!
- Come on, slap me!
632
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,240
Shut the fuck up!
Fuck off, leave!
633
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,640
Let her get slapped,
if that's what she wants!
634
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,040
Slap me!
635
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,200
Please!
636
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,760
Are you out of you mind?
637
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,480
Go ahead and slap me!
It's nothing, don't you remember?
638
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,640
You call that a slap?
Come on!
639
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:44,760
Go ahead!
640
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,120
Do it!
641
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:48,280
Come on!
642
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,040
Slap me!
643
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:52,480
Slap me.
644
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,320
Slap me.
645
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:57,960
Come on, slap me.
646
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:03,960
This one!
647
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,680
This one is me,
"Cause I have a fat girl's soul.
648
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,520
I'm the guy, for no exact reason.
649
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,760
- I just like him.
- Because he gets worked up.
650
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,120
Look, that's you.
651
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,840
- No, I'm the man with...
- The bottle.
652
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:25,960
I'm the man with the bottle.
653
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,560
Look, look!
654
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:37,480
- Me getting drunk.
- Our favourite part.
655
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,120
I'm that girl.
656
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:45,640
Do you wanna try it?
657
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,080
Let have a water fight!
658
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:49,600
She wants it too?
659
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:51,080
- Yeah, me!
- You want to!
660
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,840
- You knew she was gonna ask that.
- The bike!
661
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,680
Yes but don't know where...
662
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,720
You knew it.
We have a connection.
663
00:42:58,560 --> 00:42:59,760
Do you want some wine?
664
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:01,600
Mia?
665
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,120
Mia?
666
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,760
- Are you sleeping?
- No...
667
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,080
Yeah, right, she's not sleeping.
668
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:11,480
Leave me alone!
669
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:29,720
No!?
670
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,760
Not necessarily a boss,
a superior or something...
671
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,880
What happens in Vegas
stays in Vegas.
672
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,440
Okay!
673
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:50,720
One of my MA professors.
674
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,440
Nice!
675
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:54,400
Yeah.
676
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:58,480
He was older, but not much.
He wasn't old-old.
677
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,360
He was in good shape, good-looking.
678
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:03,640
If you have to say he was "in good
shape", it means he wasn't quite...
679
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,040
Yeah, sure, but...
680
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:11,760
You know, when you're like 23
and he's 40, you think...
681
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,760
When I was little, I would hear
my mum say about someone who died:
682
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,600
"He died so young, he was only 60!"
683
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,680
"What the fuck, 60?
He was a fossil!"
684
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:26,600
This guy was in his 40s,
quite a bit older than me now.
685
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,840
But he was really cool.
686
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,200
He had a way with words,
687
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:34,680
a nice personality.
688
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,480
All the girls liked him.
All of my girlfriends.
689
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:41,000
That kind of a professor
everyone had a little crush on.
690
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,560
I guess it was flattering that out
of all those girls...
691
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,280
He chose you?
692
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,400
Yeah.
693
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,160
He chose me...
Well, it didn't feel like it.
694
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,160
It felt like I had the power.
695
00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:55,000
I felt like a seductress.
696
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,360
He even called me an allumeuse.
697
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:01,960
"You're an allumeuse!"
698
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,880
Whatever!
So we started a relationship.
699
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:11,280
It took a while for me to give in
because he was married and I had...
700
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:12,400
Principles.
701
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,360
Something I told him from the start.
"I can't be with a married man."
702
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,960
He said "I think we need to discuss...
Actually, I only wear the ring...
703
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:24,080
because I don't really want to...
I want to avoid complications."
704
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,160
"So girls won't fall for me."
705
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:30,080
"But it's just formal,
it means nothing."
706
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,880
"Sure, I have a child,
And for him..."
707
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,520
Basically, we're only staying
together until he turns 18."
708
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,480
- Oh, the basic shit.
- I don't know...
709
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:41,360
Maybe because I was
just a few years older that his son,
710
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,200
it made sense!
711
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:48,360
Not to traumatize the 15 year-old boy
or whatever his age was..
712
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:49,680
And...
713
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:53,960
I told him, if we start this thing,
I'll be all in.
714
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,240
"Sure, we have this situation,
you're married,
715
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,600
but I don't want to ever know
anything about them."
716
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:00,440
Let's begin our love story!
717
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:03,760
We managed to keep things separate.
718
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,240
He was a discreet guy
and was very careful that
719
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,080
I'm not exposed, in any way,
to that part of his life.
720
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,560
And that made it work.
721
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,680
As a forbidden relationship.
722
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:22,520
We'd brush fingers
on the hallways.
723
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,080
He'd whisper sweet nothings
in my ear...
724
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:26,840
Whatever!
725
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,000
Things that you may, now, find sleazy,
but they weren't then.
726
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,200
To me they were awesome.
727
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,640
What I really learned
from this relationship
728
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:36,960
is a lot more than what
I'm telling you right now.
729
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,160
He was a man of a certain... taste.
730
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:46,160
Who opened my eyes and
introduced me to certain things.
731
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:51,720
Like watching films no girl
in my class would watch,
732
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,160
reading different stuff.
733
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,360
It was awesome while it lasted.
734
00:46:55,440 --> 00:47:00,800
but then, in the end, he fooled me
and got rid of me quite easily,
735
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,320
Making use of my illusion that
I was the one in control,
736
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,640
and I was the one to decide if...
737
00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:07,160
or when we'd see each other,
although...
738
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:09,800
he was always the one to
initiate these things.
739
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,160
Dunno what the fuck
I was thinking.
740
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:13,600
- I had the impression that I was...
- You were the one to decide!
741
00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:15,280
If I wanted to, we would...
742
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,400
So he...
Whatever!
743
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,480
Long story short, he called me
at one point and said:
744
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,000
"My wife found out!"
745
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:26,200
"She found some messages, and I'll
need a period to sort things out."
746
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:30,360
But I think he...made me feel like
from that moment on,
747
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,400
I had to accept that he'll come, move
in with me and we'll be together.
748
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:34,480
But for me...
749
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,240
- It was unconceivable.
- Well, yeah!
750
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,120
But did people know
you two were together?
751
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:46,680
No... I only told one girl who
was my best friend. But no...
752
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,800
No...we were really discreet.
753
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,880
Whatever! So I told him
I wasn't ready for that.
754
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,240
That I cannot assume
the responsibility...
755
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:58,280
I think I even said something like
"I'm not ready to be a stepmother."
756
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,200
Or something like that...
Whatever!
757
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:05,360
So it was a pretty clean break-up.
I never contacted him again.
758
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:07,320
He didn't either.
759
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:11,320
Then the summer vacation came...
and that was that.
760
00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:16,480
- So yeah.
- Cool story.
761
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:20,120
I guess so. What can I say...
there's a bitter side to it too.
762
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,000
Because I feel like
I was tricked, in a way...
763
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:28,360
But...I'm not sure
if I want to find out how.
764
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,720
Just to make sure we're on the
same page, this is temporary, right?
765
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:41,360
Yes.
766
00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:44,000
Hope I won't have a surprise
with the duct tape
767
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,120
and have those things peel off
at the premiere!
768
00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:47,240
- No.
- Splendid!
769
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:53,440
Mihai, let's pick up from when you
were taking the girls there.
770
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:54,520
You're done with Teo...
771
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,880
You walk to her and then
there's the bit with the donkey, OK?
772
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,440
And let's try, even if...
773
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:01,520
we're all tired now,
but let's keep this pace
774
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,080
so we can get through
the whole thing and have it, OK?
775
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,120
Let's go, please!
Can we start?
776
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,200
Yes.
777
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:11,240
Ready...
778
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,840
It's very good!
779
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:17,920
Are we ready?
780
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,600
- The donkey's made to carry loads.
- Yes!
781
00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:29,320
You're a bit lighter,
you can stay on top.
782
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,520
I'm afraid that you can't
handle me.
783
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,000
If I get on top,
it won't be that easy!
784
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:36,920
You look like the type
who enjoys dumps.
785
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,720
I'm not sure...
I'm not enjoying you.
786
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:41,640
Better said, bothering me!
787
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,960
A wasp's waist, a wasp's venom!
788
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,280
Now I'm a wasp?
Beware, that I might sting you!
789
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,200
I've got it! I'll just pluck
your stinger out.
790
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:51,960
Don't think you've
studied it enough!
791
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,160
I remember a few things.
792
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,040
Wait, stop! Stop it!
793
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,840
Come up here for a bit.
794
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,560
Alexandra, make an effort and
come here too!
795
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,760
So you can see what I see.
796
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,000
These aren't the costumes
from your sketches.
797
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,040
- No, they're not.
- No...
798
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:08,520
So how do we fix this?
799
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:12,840
What you sent me looked
all glossy, Insta-worthy and stuff.
800
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:16,480
- Has Instagram gone to shit?
- No, but this was the budget...
801
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,040
Come on, it's not about the money...
Take a look at them.
802
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:23,240
Girls, stand up for a moment.
803
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:30,880
Am I crazy or is there...
a pattern here?
804
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,040
You mean that there are
five one-piece suits?
805
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:40,120
Yes, it feels like the Catholic Girls'
School took a trip to the beach.
806
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:41,960
We can fix it.
We can cut it up a little.
807
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,320
Yeah and hang some crosses
on their necks...
808
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,000
Look, this one...
Hold it for a sec.
809
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:47,080
Alexandra, look.
810
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:52,320
The actresses are young and beautiful,
and you're covering them up.
811
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:53,560
You get what I'm saying?
812
00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:57,280
I feel like they came here to knit,
not to get a tan.
813
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,400
This is what I want you to fix...
814
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,440
I can open this up to here
and it's super-sexy.
815
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,320
You have to open that up more.
816
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,360
There you can change it,
as you said,
817
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,680
to see her abs and show some skin.
818
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,040
And for the other ones, the same!
819
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,480
Thanks, that's all.
820
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,520
Now, let's talk about
the two of them.
821
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,440
For Mihai, would you mind terribly
822
00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:22,920
if I suggested to get rid of
that shirt?
823
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:24,760
- No.
- Good.
824
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,880
I have the only Romanian actor
without a protruding belly,
825
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,160
and you cover him up!
826
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,840
With Mia, it's worse.
827
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:36,160
We don't have money, but we spend it
on that ugly fanny pack?
828
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,200
If you want, I can...
829
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:41,400
...buy another one, another colour?
830
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,000
No, take it out.
831
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:45,280
Can you get her a two-piece
by tomorrow?
832
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,560
You want me to convert this one
or buy another one?
833
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:48,840
What do you mean?
834
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,160
With this one, I can do...
835
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:54,840
Look, something like this.
836
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:56,680
Are you showing me
what a two-piece looks like?
837
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:58,040
Yes, down to here and then...
838
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:01,800
But I know... I can imagine
what a two-piece looks like.
839
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,080
Get it?
840
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,960
Buy her a new one.
841
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:09,240
- OK, but...
- One that was born a two-piece.
842
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,280
- Don't transform this one.
- But you can unzip it.
843
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:12,880
Oh, right!
844
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:14,080
I think it's pretty cool.
845
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,320
- Look, can you unzip it all
the way down?
846
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,680
- Yes.
- Alright!
847
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,600
And now... the costume's easier
to take off, right?
848
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,720
Ok, then, you take it off, burn it
and bring her a two-piece, OK?
849
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:29,360
- Can we do this, please!?
- Alright.
850
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,760
I feel like you wanna see me
six feet under..
851
00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:36,000
- Got anything personal against me?
- No.
852
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:37,120
Ok, let's go.
853
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,840
So take notes of what we talked
and take care of it. Please!
854
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,000
Let's do it...
855
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,600
- In whose tongue?
- Yours, if you don't shut up.
856
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:48,440
OK, adieu!
857
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:49,840
My tongue in your stinger?
858
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:51,080
No, Kate.
859
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:55,880
- I couldn't, I respect you too much.
- So, respect me from afar, OK?!
860
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,120
I won't respect you anymore
if you hit me.
861
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:01,960
It's disrespectful
to disrespect a woman.
862
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,360
Hey! What's going on?
863
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,360
Die, fucking bastard!
864
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,160
Hey, hey! Stop it!
865
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,000
What the fuck's wrong with you?
866
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,320
That's enough.
Mia, what the fuck!?
867
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:31,640
Fuck you, motherfucker!
I'm not OK, don't touch me!
868
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:33,840
Fucking shit!
869
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,680
- Please, forgive me.
- You know what's confusing me?
870
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:47,240
That I was under the impression that
we have this... optimal communication.
871
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,760
Where if you have a problem, something
bothers you, you come and tell me
872
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:52,880
I take care of it.
I fix it.
873
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,840
Crippling fellow actors
on stage...
874
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,320
suggests a crack in
our communication.
875
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,320
And that makes me really sad.
876
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:06,280
Like a miserable man who will never
get this show out.
877
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,840
Please forgive me,
I was out of line and...
878
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,800
I feel really bad about it.
879
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,640
But, you know,
Mihai behaved like an asshole.
880
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:18,760
How so?
881
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,200
What do you mean?
He slapped me!
882
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:28,200
- On stage. The slap on stage?
- Yes.
883
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,120
The slap on the ass.
884
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,240
Yes, Pavel, he slapped me
on stage!
885
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:34,800
Ok, so was it hard?
886
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:38,480
Did he do anything different?
'Cause I've seen this ten times.
887
00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:40,920
You guys came up with it.
It wasn't my idea.
888
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,920
Sorry, I didn't come up with it.
He did!
889
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,360
And I was a coward and I
couldn't say I didn't agree with it.
890
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,240
Ok, so what's the problem
with this slap?
891
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,880
Does it hurt?
Is it a feminist thing?
892
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,880
You don't see your character
getting ass-slapped?
893
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,000
Or what? Tell me, so that I know
what to fix!
894
00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:01,120
That I'm really not
comfortable with it!
895
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:02,800
I don't feel good about it!
896
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:06,600
It was a good idea, that you came
up with. But fine, the slap's gone!
897
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,040
OK, happy now?
898
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,440
If we're being honest, I feel like
his behavior is unacceptable
899
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:12,760
and completely unprofessional.
900
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:13,840
How so?
901
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:18,560
He's coming on to me,
and won't keep his hands to himself!
902
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:21,240
But what did he do?
903
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:25,560
Is he like a hormonal teenager
who doesn't know how to say:
904
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,760
"Mia, I like you, let's go out
for a drink!"
905
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:30,600
Or is he a bumpkin who touches you
and makes rude jokes?
906
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:33,800
Is he foul mouthed or
God knows what?
907
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,720
I don't know why you feel
the need to label it.
908
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,080
- He just behaves like...
- So, I know what to tell him.
909
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:41,560
I now have to call this guy
and scold him.
910
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:44,240
And I have to know what to say,
"Mihai, stop doing this and that."
911
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:50,120
"Mihai, stop being a sleazy bastard
and keep your hands to yourself!"
912
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:51,280
Look, I'll take care of it. OK?
913
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,040
I'll call him.
914
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:56,960
Please, I'm sorry.
915
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,680
No matter what he did,
The way I acted is unacceptable.
916
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:02,440
And I understand it!
917
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:06,440
On the other hand,
I know this sounds like an excuse,
918
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:09,880
but I'm going through a confusing
time in my private life and...
919
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:13,120
I mean, I just broke up
with my boyfriend of three years.
920
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:17,040
We had a nasty fight,
Anyway... He's an animal.
921
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,160
Well, my condolences.
922
00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:27,560
I don't know what to say,
Sorry, I'm also...
923
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:32,400
I have no solution for boyfriends
and matters of the heart.
924
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:34,840
If there's anything I can do,
I will, wholeheartedly.
925
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:40,760
If it's not about the ugly costumes,
It's beyond me.
926
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:44,400
Actually...
927
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,640
There is something you could do.
928
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,800
Unless it's about stabbing
boyfriends or firing fellow actors.
929
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:52,760
No!
930
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:57,680
Would you like to have sex,
film it and show it to him?
931
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:18,000
It's a lot to take in,
please be patient with me.
932
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,560
Now I can't scold you anymore!
933
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:31,000
So, one thing at a time:
934
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:36,720
The whole sex thing...
935
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:38,720
After all, it's...
936
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,880
I find you a really attractive man
937
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,560
and, until now, I didn't have the
courage to confess this to you.
938
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:49,040
- I thought it was...
- The wrong time?
939
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:52,080
Yes, and I think that...
940
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:55,840
Since we're having this intimate
and sincere moment,
941
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:57,440
that I could also tell you this.
942
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:01,360
Also, Teo always suspected
there was something between us...
943
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,760
- Teo being your boyfriend?
- Yes.
944
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:06,440
- And...I think this would be perfect.
- Brilliant.
945
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:12,960
- It would be the best.
- Since we're confessing...
946
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:16,040
I have to admit...
947
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:20,560
Your offer humbles me, seeing as...
948
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:24,640
I also think you're
an awesome, beautiful woman.
949
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:26,560
- And a great actress.
- Thank you.
950
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:28,920
After all, that's why I chose you.
951
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:33,480
I mean not for fucking,
but for your acting!
952
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:36,000
To play the part.
953
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:38,680
But it did cross my mind.
954
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:41,920
The whole fucking thing.
I have to admit.
955
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:47,720
Well, in my fantasies
it was more...
956
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:50,880
of a me-and-you thing
than what you're saying.
957
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,440
There were no cameras.
958
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:55,800
I have this thing, you know...
no cameras when we fuck.
959
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:59,480
And it wasn't a revenge on your ex.
960
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:03,760
Also, it happened after
the premiere.
961
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:09,880
Not for a second did I think
we'd fuck before that.
962
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:14,360
I understand your concern,
but I don't think it's grounded.
963
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:17,000
It's all under control,
and it's gonna be great.
964
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:19,960
We can make it so
you'd feel comfortable with it.
965
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:23,200
I'd be more comfortable
after the premiere, with no cameras.
966
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:27,800
I also have a contract with them,
preceding our verbal agreement.
967
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:32,680
So I have some obligations
but I'd be more at ease
968
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,560
But we will fuck, undoubtedly.
969
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:38,480
That's for certain.
970
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:44,200
These are my conditions.
After all, it was your proposal.
971
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:49,200
I dunno, I think it could
help us get closer.
972
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:53,760
Generally speaking, fucking tends
to bring people closer.
973
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:57,000
This from my personal experience.
974
00:59:57,120 --> 01:00:00,320
Who knows, it might even
benefit the part.
975
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:04,320
Based on my professional experience,
it's usually the other way around.
976
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,440
I feel... I believe that
social theatre
977
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:11,520
has the power to speak to audiences
in a more direct way,
978
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:13,400
by addressing hot topics...
979
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:16,440
I agree, as long as you don't
pretend to be Augusto Boal.
980
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:18,440
Because you're not!
981
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:23,160
Among the people you respect a lot,
there are few
982
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,360
who, indeed, do things that
I couldn't do!
983
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:29,520
Going to the slums and using theater
to teach those kids how to read.
984
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,880
I admit I could never do it,
and I find it great!
985
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:37,240
But those who claim to have
invented projections on a cloth...
986
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:41,000
- You can't respect them.
- But nobody claims this...
987
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:42,480
Or not as much as you respect them.
988
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:47,200
I doubt you'd prefer playing
nondescript characters,
989
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:52,960
girls wearing black outfits
who scare the audience,
990
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,760
and then recite Facebook
monologues...
991
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:59,520
It's here on the left.
No, wait, no...
992
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:01,400
It's Teo. It's Teo!
993
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:04,640
- Just a second. No, go on!
- I've stopped.
994
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:07,160
Teo's in front of my house,
please...
995
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:09,440
I dunno...
Go ask him to leave, please!
996
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:13,520
- The dude in white? That's Teo?
- Yes, that's him.
997
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,000
What do you want me to do?
Go and punch him?
998
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:16,640
No, please, go and
just ask him to leave!
999
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,400
He's just a guy on the street. How
am I supposed to chase him away?
1000
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:23,000
No, please, tell him to go away
'cause I don't wanna se him. Please!
1001
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:26,000
Don't you want me to take you
to a friend of yours for an hour,
1002
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:27,200
until he gets bored?
1003
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:29,120
No, please!
I really want to go home.
1004
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:30,880
Thanks a lot.
1005
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,680
Get up! Stand up!
1006
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:19,040
Come here.
1007
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:26,120
Hey!
1008
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:29,520
Do you want some water?
1009
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,720
- Or maybe a tea?
- No.
1010
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:51,320
Let's get you changed into
something more comfy.
1011
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:05,480
I'll bring you a T-shirt. OK?
1012
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:10,280
I don't know if it hurts
as much as the nose piercing.
1013
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:14,240
- But you had one, right?
- Yes, but I had mine here.
1014
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:15,880
Do you still have the hole?
1015
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,320
It still shows a little.
1016
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:20,200
- You can see it here.
- Yeah, barely.
1017
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:23,600
No, but I'm talking about
the one in the middle.
1018
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:24,680
What?
1019
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:26,320
- That one I think hurts a lot.
- But think of how cool it looks!
1020
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:27,560
Like a pig.
1021
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,200
Yeah. I'll put a ring
through my nose!
1022
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,920
I wouldn't have liked you
with a pig ring.
1023
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:37,240
Oh, thank you very much!
1024
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:41,400
But where do you put them, exactly?
I mean is there a special area...
1025
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:43,920
We can look it up.
1026
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:46,120
So you put them under the foreskin?
1027
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:48,600
Where the heck do you put them.
You can't block your glands.
1028
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:51,960
Technically, it's a bit
complicated.
1029
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,440
Google it! "Balls in dick'.
1030
01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:57,720
You'd better type "A" penis' instead.
1031
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:00,520
"How do you put them?
How much?
1032
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:01,840
What are the risks?
1033
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:03,360
What do women feel?"
1034
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:05,160
Let's see...
1035
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:06,360
But how does it look...
1036
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:13,080
This is very bad!
1037
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:16,360
And while I was listening to
your message,
1038
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,240
I was thinking about how insecure
you must be
1039
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:20,720
to get to do a thing like this.
1040
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:25,440
To feel like this
is the only solution.
1041
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:29,080
To feel like this is the most
acceptable thing to do.
1042
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:33,080
And I was thinking that,
you have by your side a woman...
1043
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:34,160
You had
1044
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:36,040
by your side, a woman
1045
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:40,840
who loves you, who never lied to you
yet you still did this.
1046
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:42,720
I feel that I cannot get over it.
1047
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,960
No matter how many excuses
I try to find for you
1048
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:47,880
and how much I understand
it was all due to your weakness,
1049
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:51,600
It's something I can't get over.
1050
01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:56,760
- Am I disturbing you?
- No.
1051
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:01,920
- I can go back to sleep...
- No, it's OK.
1052
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:07,000
Yeah, I don't think I am
the right person
1053
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,440
to answer this question.
1054
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:15,440
I mean... I slapped a girl.
1055
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:19,720
Really?
1056
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:23,600
Yes. She...
1057
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,800
She really pissed me off.
1058
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:31,080
She grabbed me,
she made me do certain things
1059
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:34,480
and I felt the urge to hit her.
1060
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,440
I mean I didn't hit her,
because she avoided it, but...
1061
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:42,280
- So you didn't hit her.
- No, but it's like I did slap her.
1062
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:45,040
I did the hand movement.
1063
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:47,480
OK, you had the urge,
but didn't slap her eventually.
1064
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:49,480
But for me,
it's like having really hit her.
1065
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:53,640
The fact that she was quick,
that's another thing.
1066
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:56,520
But I don't think it's so...
1067
01:05:57,480 --> 01:06:01,320
Yes, but there's a
huge difference between
1068
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:03,840
having the intention and
1069
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:05,520
acting upon it.
1070
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:07,960
But at the same time,
the fact that I wanted to hit her,
1071
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:09,760
doesn't make me a monster.
1072
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:12,840
It doesn't mean I didn't love her.
1073
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:39,120
As I said earlier,
I wanted to apologise.
1074
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:40,920
And to tell you that
1075
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:44,720
I'm sorry I went too far last time.
It was a bit too much.
1076
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:50,360
I mean, dunno...
it was a weird night for me.
1077
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:52,280
I was drunk, tired...
1078
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:53,960
A bit of chaos.
1079
01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:56,160
And I'm sorry I became
so aggressive.
1080
01:07:56,240 --> 01:08:00,920
I felt rejected and that made me
feel so vulnerable...
1081
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,920
It's OK. I too was...
1082
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,800
It's OK. We're OK.
1083
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:07,400
OK.
1084
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:09,760
So... bye.
1085
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:11,520
No, I wanted to...
1086
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:12,680
Wait.
1087
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:14,320
So I have another proposition.
1088
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:16,320
To just fake that we're doing it.
1089
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:17,920
For the camera.
1090
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:24,000
Eva, here, will film us
and we do these small gestures
1091
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:27,120
to make it look like we're fucking,
but we won't.
1092
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:29,080
Like this...
Look!
1093
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:31,120
No, look!
1094
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:34,800
- Don't fidget!
- Take it easy, you'll scare him.
1095
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:36,480
- What if he runs off?
- Okay!
1096
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:39,560
Something like this.
Eva will film...
1097
01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:51,800
OK, I get it.
1098
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:53,800
- This kind of stuff.
- Yes.
1099
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:55,600
Listen.
1100
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:01,360
Anyway, it's too close.
1101
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:11,920
Yeah, that's overacting.
But it's... it's OK.
1102
01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:14,120
Please, let's just try it.
We play around, give it a shot!
1103
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:18,000
And if you think it's too much,
too complicated and stuff, we stop.
1104
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:20,440
- Close-ups of things.
- Let's do the belt thing.
1105
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:22,680
- I'll start from your face, right?
- Yeah, sure.
1106
01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:24,520
But we'll cut it and stuff, right?
It's gonna be...
1107
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:26,160
- We'll edit it...
- Yeah, don't worry.
1108
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:28,120
Guy Ritchie style, but with sex.
1109
01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:30,880
- I don't know...
- OK.
1110
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:34,920
- Ready?
- Yes, go.
1111
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:37,360
Camera ready?
1112
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:39,760
Action!
1113
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:44,600
Quit that!
1114
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:49,160
Give her a hand,
what are you doing?
1115
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:05,000
- But... unbutton it in a sexy way.
- Sexy!.
1116
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:11,320
And dunno... kiss my shoulder,
then on my neck and...
1117
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:14,200
But, make it look sexy.
1118
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:30,840
Wait, let me move my legs.
1119
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:41,040
- Should I lean back?
- Yeah.
1120
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:48,640
OK, and now what?
How do I unbuckle her belt?
1121
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:51,360
- I have no hands left.
- With your teeth.
1122
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:55,400
I'll hold on here and
use my legs too.
1123
01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,720
And you can let go of me.
1124
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:03,800
Now get on top of her.
1125
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,400
Your hair. Right.
1126
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:16,120
- Let's do it...
- Sorry, I'm ready.
1127
01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:22,240
Look... let me put my hands here.
You think it's OK ?
1128
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:18,280
Guys, should I go on filming?
1129
01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:30,520
I texted Teo last night.
1130
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:34,200
Last night?
1131
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,920
This morning, after Victor left.
1132
01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:41,480
To say what?
1133
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:47,800
To just meet and talk...
1134
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:49,880
Or something.
1135
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:55,120
Really, can't believe that
you kept asking me all morning:
1136
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:59,440
"What should I do now? Should I
see him? What do you think?"
1137
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:03,280
"A slap is totally unacceptable!"
1138
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:12,160
What will you tell him?
1139
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:21,000
I don't know if I should tell him
I fucked Victor.
1140
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:27,200
If you want to tell him,
this would be the best time.
1141
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:31,040
He might feel guilty enough
not to slap you again.
1142
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:35,480
Forgive me, please.
1143
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:39,320
I said something stupid,
forgive me.
1144
01:13:41,480 --> 01:13:45,560
I'm sorry! It's absolutely normal
to want some closure.
1145
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:49,760
Sorry, it was so stupid of me.
1146
01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:57,880
It's gonna be alright.
1147
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:00,200
Okay?
1148
01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:04,600
There, there...
1149
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,880
I'm sorry, I'm an idiot!
1150
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:28,520
- I'm a bit hot.
- Let's rest a bit, ok?
1151
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:35,080
- Let me shoot it!
- With the tip of your fingers.
1152
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:40,320
Well done!
1153
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:48,720
Are you ready?
1154
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:17,040
Something's not right!
But I can't tell what...
1155
01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:18,120
Let's go!
1156
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:21,920
I don't get it.
1157
01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:23,800
Is this a new game?
1158
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:41,760
Great!
1159
01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:44,680
Bravo!
1160
01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:55,240
Don't throw it at my face,
I'm an actress.
1161
01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:56,440
Stop the game!
1162
01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:00,640
Wait!
1163
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:04,440
Wait!
1164
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,160
So I put two hands.
What do I do now?
1165
01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:15,360
Go on!
1166
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:21,440
Catching is easy.
Shooting is harder.
1167
01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:22,800
Auch! Fault!
1168
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,480
Try again!
1169
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:44,920
I keep missing the basket.
1170
01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:48,800
It's your turn!
1171
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:01,960
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