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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:00:16,329 --> 00:00:19,195 Hawkgirl: Uh-huh. That's it. Right there. 3 00:00:19,264 --> 00:00:20,696 Green Lantern: No, it's not. 4 00:00:20,764 --> 00:00:22,696 I think I would know. 5 00:00:22,765 --> 00:00:24,030 Really? 6 00:00:24,266 --> 00:00:26,498 When did you ever tap into bank records? 7 00:00:26,565 --> 00:00:28,731 Do they even have banks on Thanagar? 8 00:00:28,799 --> 00:00:30,398 Back off. I know what I'm doing. 9 00:00:30,632 --> 00:00:32,133 Don't-- 10 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:35,101 What is it with you? 11 00:00:35,167 --> 00:00:38,134 Every time we're together, you're like this. 12 00:00:38,203 --> 00:00:40,702 I don't know what you're talking about. 13 00:00:40,770 --> 00:00:42,770 Yes, you do. 14 00:00:44,304 --> 00:00:46,970 15 00:00:48,538 --> 00:00:50,805 Batman, we've got the address. 16 00:00:58,773 --> 00:01:01,575 Man: And our demographics are growing every week. 17 00:01:01,642 --> 00:01:03,774 More 18-to-30's, more kids, 18 00:01:03,842 --> 00:01:05,976 Even more old people, for what that's worth. Ha ha. 19 00:01:06,044 --> 00:01:08,877 So, if you want to sell hamburgers and tacos, 20 00:01:08,945 --> 00:01:10,210 We're the ones who can-- 21 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:11,210 Uh! 22 00:01:11,278 --> 00:01:13,311 You sold airtime to something 23 00:01:13,379 --> 00:01:15,245 Called Gwynplaine Entertainment. 24 00:01:15,312 --> 00:01:17,246 What is this? You can't just sneak in here and-- 25 00:01:17,380 --> 00:01:18,812 You can't let them have it. 26 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:20,745 Look, I don't care who you are. You're not gonna-- 27 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:24,581 Gwynplaine Entertainment is the Joker. 28 00:01:29,083 --> 00:01:31,382 He goes on in 15 seconds. 29 00:01:34,285 --> 00:01:36,150 Cut the feed. 30 00:01:36,218 --> 00:01:38,585 Just do it! I'll explain later. 31 00:01:49,857 --> 00:01:51,355 32 00:01:53,722 --> 00:01:55,148 Oh, no. 33 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:58,258 He must have bought time on the other channels, too. 34 00:01:58,891 --> 00:02:02,138 Ah, ah, ah. Don't touch that remote. 35 00:02:02,173 --> 00:02:05,825 I know it's heartbreaking to have your favorite shows preempted, 36 00:02:05,894 --> 00:02:07,631 But look what you're getting instead-- 37 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:13,094 Me and a whole truckload of mindless violence and wanton property damage, 38 00:02:13,161 --> 00:02:15,542 Everything that makes TV great! 39 00:02:15,730 --> 00:02:20,731 So stay tuned. You won't believe your eyes. 40 00:03:23,849 --> 00:03:25,849 [theme music playing] 41 00:03:36,786 --> 00:03:39,286 Here's how we do this little tango. 42 00:03:39,354 --> 00:03:41,220 I've tucked away a great big time bomb 43 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:43,120 Somewhere on the Vegas strip. 44 00:03:43,188 --> 00:03:45,755 Only the Justice League can stop it, 45 00:03:45,823 --> 00:03:48,756 Because if anyone else tries, I press this, 46 00:03:48,823 --> 00:03:51,824 And kablooie, no waiting. 47 00:03:54,858 --> 00:03:57,692 Now, I know you'll want to see the big bomb hunt 48 00:03:57,758 --> 00:03:59,692 From the best possible angles, so... 49 00:03:59,759 --> 00:04:01,758 I've set up hundreds of cameras all over town. 50 00:04:01,826 --> 00:04:03,560 The League won't be able to burp 51 00:04:03,626 --> 00:04:05,260 Without us looking in on them. 52 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,361 And since every good suspense show 53 00:04:07,428 --> 00:04:10,229 Has to have a ticking clock, here's mine. 54 00:04:10,296 --> 00:04:13,229 Oh, what were you expecting from me, 55 00:04:13,298 --> 00:04:15,264 A round number? 56 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:18,364 Ooh! Our very first remote is coming in. 57 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:21,066 What's happening up there, cupcake? 58 00:04:21,133 --> 00:04:23,367 I've over the south end of the strip, Mr. J., 59 00:04:23,433 --> 00:04:25,999 And it looks like word got out pretty quick. 60 00:04:26,067 --> 00:04:27,866 The people here are so scared 61 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,767 They're even willing to go to Los Angeles. 62 00:04:30,836 --> 00:04:34,502 Harl, sorry to interrupt, 63 00:04:34,569 --> 00:04:37,170 But I see one of our stars approaching the red carpet. 64 00:04:38,938 --> 00:04:41,738 And he's in black. Always chic. 65 00:04:41,806 --> 00:04:45,873 But here come the fashion disasters. 66 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:47,805 I'm surprised their mommies 67 00:04:47,873 --> 00:04:50,973 Let them out of the house looking like that. 68 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:53,708 While they stumble around trying to find my bomb, 69 00:04:53,775 --> 00:04:56,741 Let's see how the local economy is doing. 70 00:04:56,809 --> 00:04:58,276 71 00:04:58,343 --> 00:05:00,842 Oh, it looks a little slow. 72 00:05:03,878 --> 00:05:06,912 Ma'am? Ma'am! Aren't you scared? 73 00:05:06,980 --> 00:05:08,812 Of what? This thing's 74 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:11,612 Got to pay off sooner or later. 75 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,947 Man, I love this town! 76 00:05:15,381 --> 00:05:17,780 Now back to the boy in blue. 77 00:05:17,848 --> 00:05:19,715 Clueless, as usual. 78 00:05:19,783 --> 00:05:22,082 Wait a minute. Harley, are you getting this? 79 00:05:22,150 --> 00:05:23,848 Sure am, Mr. J. 80 00:05:23,917 --> 00:05:28,518 It's almost as if he can see it. 81 00:05:28,586 --> 00:05:32,053 See it? Oh, of course he can see it. 82 00:05:32,119 --> 00:05:34,287 He's got x-ray vision. 83 00:05:34,354 --> 00:05:37,119 Silly me. 84 00:05:43,655 --> 00:05:44,755 Big one. 85 00:05:44,823 --> 00:05:46,822 You were expecting anything less from the Joker? 86 00:05:46,891 --> 00:05:48,823 Oh, whoa is me... 87 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:51,758 Or whoa would be me, except this is Vegas. 88 00:05:51,826 --> 00:05:54,826 So I've got a card or 2 up my sleeve. 89 00:05:54,893 --> 00:05:56,125 Watch. 90 00:05:56,193 --> 00:05:57,560 Looks like a binary setup, 91 00:05:57,627 --> 00:05:58,993 But I can't tell what chemicals he's-- 92 00:05:58,995 --> 00:05:59,893 93 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:01,459 Joker: Ladies and gentlemen, 94 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,293 Tonight's extra-special guest stars, 95 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:07,996 Making their world debut-- the Royal Flush Gang. 96 00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:09,796 Jack... 97 00:06:09,863 --> 00:06:11,730 10... 98 00:06:11,798 --> 00:06:13,297 King... 99 00:06:13,364 --> 00:06:15,964 And, oh... Queen. 100 00:06:20,867 --> 00:06:22,699 101 00:06:42,074 --> 00:06:43,840 102 00:06:51,608 --> 00:06:53,842 103 00:07:14,115 --> 00:07:18,286 Joker: Oh, dear. It looks like they're not going to stop the bomb after all-- 104 00:07:18,551 --> 00:07:23,652 Wait! Him again. It's always him. 105 00:07:23,719 --> 00:07:27,086 Time for more of that mindless violence I was talking about, kiddies. 106 00:07:33,588 --> 00:07:36,655 No fair! No fair! 107 00:07:48,893 --> 00:07:51,160 You're breaking an old man's heart, kids. 108 00:07:51,227 --> 00:07:52,992 Stand up to them, like I would... 109 00:07:53,061 --> 00:07:54,560 If I were there 110 00:07:54,628 --> 00:07:55,994 And if I had superpowers and-- 111 00:07:55,996 --> 00:08:00,262 Oh, for Pete�s sake! Go back there and beat on them! 112 00:08:15,835 --> 00:08:17,166 That's more like it. 113 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:19,168 But I'll bet you folks at home 114 00:08:19,235 --> 00:08:21,267 Are wondering who these wild cards are. 115 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:24,669 Let's go up-close and personal. 116 00:08:24,735 --> 00:08:27,235 The tale of the Royal Flush Gang 117 00:08:27,303 --> 00:08:30,704 Begins in the Arizona desert at a secret facility 118 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:33,438 Where 5 innocent children were taken 119 00:08:33,505 --> 00:08:36,805 After being snatched from their families by the government. 120 00:08:39,307 --> 00:08:42,273 They promised to educate the kids, 121 00:08:42,342 --> 00:08:44,307 Give them a home, 122 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:47,641 But they wanted something in return, 123 00:08:47,709 --> 00:08:49,676 Because, you see, each of these kids 124 00:08:49,743 --> 00:08:52,309 Was born with a mysterious power. 125 00:08:54,811 --> 00:08:57,310 10 feels no pain... 126 00:09:02,348 --> 00:09:03,746 Literally. 127 00:09:03,815 --> 00:09:07,814 And he's every bit as strong as Stupidman. 128 00:09:10,682 --> 00:09:15,983 King's a real ball of fire. 129 00:09:23,953 --> 00:09:26,153 Jack's just a flexible kind of guy. 130 00:09:26,222 --> 00:09:27,954 131 00:09:33,455 --> 00:09:35,255 Very flexible. 132 00:09:35,322 --> 00:09:39,990 And queen has a magnetic personality. 133 00:09:46,827 --> 00:09:49,325 That just leaves Ace. 134 00:09:51,361 --> 00:09:54,860 Poor, lonely Ace. 135 00:09:57,662 --> 00:10:00,029 More on you later, my dear. 136 00:10:00,097 --> 00:10:02,763 The government said it was protecting them, 137 00:10:02,831 --> 00:10:06,664 But what it really wanted was to make them into human weapons. 138 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,632 And they would have gotten away with it, too, 139 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:11,833 If not for me meddling with the kids. 140 00:10:15,768 --> 00:10:19,367 I made an arrangement with their headmaster. 141 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:24,769 He seemed happy enough with it. 142 00:10:24,871 --> 00:10:25,669 143 00:10:27,838 --> 00:10:30,571 And so did the kids. 144 00:10:30,639 --> 00:10:33,306 They were so grateful for their freedom, 145 00:10:33,308 --> 00:10:37,373 They've stuck to me like flypaper ever since. 146 00:10:37,441 --> 00:10:39,174 The playing-card thing was something 147 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:41,107 I thought of off the top of my head. 148 00:10:41,143 --> 00:10:44,841 It made them into one big, happy family. 149 00:10:52,578 --> 00:10:53,779 The food's a lot better 150 00:10:53,845 --> 00:10:55,579 Since we signed on with the j-man. 151 00:10:55,646 --> 00:10:59,347 I like his style. Joker's a class act. 152 00:10:59,349 --> 00:11:02,381 Don't get me wrong. These guys give good backup, 153 00:11:02,449 --> 00:11:04,616 But they don't call me king for nothing. 154 00:11:04,681 --> 00:11:06,581 A real genius, that one. 155 00:11:06,649 --> 00:11:09,849 I am the most powerful and... 156 00:11:12,784 --> 00:11:14,717 One of the most powerful. 157 00:11:14,786 --> 00:11:18,452 Why shouldn't I be in charge? 158 00:11:18,454 --> 00:11:20,818 Maybe I saw a bit of myself 159 00:11:20,887 --> 00:11:23,854 In their psychopathic little faces. 160 00:11:23,921 --> 00:11:26,255 How could I resist? 161 00:11:26,322 --> 00:11:28,721 Now let's see how Batman is doing. 162 00:11:28,790 --> 00:11:33,190 Will he defuse the bomb, or will he be bat soup? 163 00:11:47,395 --> 00:11:48,527 164 00:11:48,594 --> 00:11:59,898 165 00:12:11,234 --> 00:12:13,301 Gotcha! 166 00:12:19,068 --> 00:12:22,135 Batman: We've got trouble. The bomb's a fake. 167 00:12:22,202 --> 00:12:24,069 Ooh, now it's getting good. 168 00:12:24,137 --> 00:12:26,803 Wouldn't you agree? 169 00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:38,707 So, we just let them go? 170 00:12:38,809 --> 00:12:40,340 Batman: For now. 171 00:12:40,409 --> 00:12:43,074 Our first priority is finding the real bomb. 172 00:12:43,143 --> 00:12:44,809 Just give me a second. 173 00:12:53,246 --> 00:12:56,212 Superman: There we go. Found it. 174 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,646 No. Wait. There's another one. 175 00:12:58,713 --> 00:12:59,647 2 more. 176 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,147 3. 177 00:13:02,814 --> 00:13:05,514 25. 178 00:13:05,581 --> 00:13:06,815 There are 25 bombs. 179 00:13:09,183 --> 00:13:12,150 Surprise! This is where we change all the rules. 180 00:13:12,285 --> 00:13:14,584 There are 25 of my little party favors 181 00:13:14,652 --> 00:13:16,685 Hidden all over the strip, 182 00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:19,385 And they're set to go off in... 183 00:13:19,453 --> 00:13:22,453 Oh, dear. That's not a lot of time. 184 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:25,754 And the last one's on the main floor of the Sphinx hotel. 185 00:13:25,822 --> 00:13:27,254 Split up and take them out. 186 00:13:27,322 --> 00:13:29,354 Stay in communication. Let's move! 187 00:13:30,488 --> 00:13:32,256 Joker: Oh, thrilling, isn't it? 188 00:13:32,323 --> 00:13:34,356 The suspense is killing me. 189 00:13:34,424 --> 00:13:37,690 Of course, it's going to be the explosions that kill them. 190 00:13:59,398 --> 00:14:01,997 First one's a dummy. I'm moving on. 191 00:14:02,066 --> 00:14:05,299 I was hoping someone would drown trying to disarm it. 192 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,333 C'est la vie. 193 00:14:16,868 --> 00:14:20,136 The good news is it looks like the bat is getting warm. 194 00:14:24,371 --> 00:14:26,506 Getting warm, I said. 195 00:14:28,772 --> 00:14:32,340 He's next to a volcano! 196 00:14:32,408 --> 00:14:36,042 197 00:14:37,774 --> 00:14:41,175 That's enough. Nobody likes a brown-nose. 198 00:15:04,849 --> 00:15:06,983 While there's a break in the action, 199 00:15:07,051 --> 00:15:08,984 Let's see who the oddsmakers favor. 200 00:15:09,051 --> 00:15:11,817 Smart money's all on your boy Jack, Mr. J. 201 00:15:11,886 --> 00:15:13,817 Batman has the edge in experience... 202 00:15:13,885 --> 00:15:15,852 And weight, I can't help noticing. 203 00:15:15,919 --> 00:15:18,853 I suspect he's indulging in too many bat donuts. 204 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,286 But Jack is younger, 205 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,321 And he definitely has the longer reach. 206 00:15:30,524 --> 00:15:32,457 Running out of time, bats. 207 00:15:32,525 --> 00:15:34,825 I'll stop them. 208 00:15:34,891 --> 00:15:38,525 Wasn't talking about the bombs, old man. 209 00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:07,867 Tired, grandpa? 210 00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:09,435 211 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,635 Much as I hate to miss any of Batman's whuppin', 212 00:16:12,702 --> 00:16:14,936 Flash has found one of my party favors. 213 00:16:15,002 --> 00:16:17,636 Let's see if he's as stupid as he looks. 214 00:16:22,705 --> 00:16:24,339 This bites. 215 00:16:24,406 --> 00:16:26,839 You'd think the off switch would have a label on it. 216 00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:33,741 Joker: I wouldn't do that if I were you. 217 00:16:33,809 --> 00:16:35,773 The bomb's got a motion detector. 218 00:16:35,842 --> 00:16:37,808 If you try to move it, it'll blow. 219 00:16:37,876 --> 00:16:40,476 You have to defuse it to take it out of play. 220 00:16:40,543 --> 00:16:42,310 No cheating. 221 00:16:42,344 --> 00:16:44,744 How do I know you're telling the truth? 222 00:16:44,812 --> 00:16:48,646 Maybe I'm lying. Try me. 223 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,880 224 00:16:51,948 --> 00:16:53,748 Batman, I've got a problem. 225 00:16:53,815 --> 00:16:56,915 You... don't... say. 226 00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:58,847 227 00:16:58,615 --> 00:16:59,782 Flash: I found a bomb. 228 00:16:59,716 --> 00:17:01,149 You've got to talk me through disarming it. 229 00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:03,339 Ok, remove the lid. 230 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:04,393 Already done. 231 00:17:04,419 --> 00:17:07,058 Don't jump ahead! Do exactly as I say. 232 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:08,608 I opened it before I called. 233 00:17:08,885 --> 00:17:09,584 Uh! 234 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,819 Batman, you ok? 235 00:17:11,886 --> 00:17:14,320 Grasp the red metal collar with both hands. 236 00:17:14,387 --> 00:17:16,253 Pull it straight up. 237 00:17:16,821 --> 00:17:19,121 It's magnetized. Don't touch the sides, 238 00:17:19,189 --> 00:17:21,021 or it'll blow up the whole block. 239 00:17:20,889 --> 00:17:21,722 Done. 240 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:24,021 Disconnect the following wires in-- 241 00:17:24,089 --> 00:17:25,523 In precisely this order-- 242 00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:29,474 Blue, yellow-and-black striped, red, then black. 243 00:17:29,908 --> 00:17:31,591 Ok. What next? 244 00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:34,059 You're done. Find another one. 245 00:17:34,126 --> 00:17:36,725 I'm on it. 246 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,593 Spoilsport. 247 00:17:39,929 --> 00:17:43,562 What do you say we catch up to the big blue buffoon? 248 00:17:45,263 --> 00:17:46,562 249 00:17:52,464 --> 00:17:55,098 Out of my way. You don't know what you're doing. 250 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,565 Yeah, I do. I'm kicking Superman's butt. 251 00:17:57,632 --> 00:17:59,599 252 00:18:02,033 --> 00:18:03,867 While they duke it out, 253 00:18:03,935 --> 00:18:06,869 Let's go over to Amos Fortune's casino and resort, 254 00:18:06,936 --> 00:18:09,435 Where Green Lantern has found another bomb. 255 00:18:22,273 --> 00:18:24,540 I can't believe he didn't suspect a trap. 256 00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:27,742 See what happens when you don't watch enough television? 257 00:18:39,078 --> 00:18:40,744 Done yet? 258 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,447 I haven't even started. 259 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:56,248 Hey, Joan of Arc, you want to take me on? 260 00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:01,349 Shouldn't have done that. 261 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,521 Why not put a force field around it 262 00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,089 And let it blow? 263 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:19,590 I don't know if I can contain 264 00:19:19,657 --> 00:19:21,089 An explosion that size. 265 00:19:21,123 --> 00:19:22,588 Maybe you should let me defuse it. 266 00:19:22,656 --> 00:19:24,157 Maybe you should shut up! 267 00:19:24,225 --> 00:19:26,457 Whew! Is it just me, 268 00:19:26,525 --> 00:19:29,525 Or is there something going on between those two? 269 00:19:29,592 --> 00:19:32,993 Will Green Lantern ever admit to his feelings? 270 00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:36,027 Will Hawkgirl ever stop sublimating her passions 271 00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:38,527 with that big honking mace? 272 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:41,496 Will true love conquer all? 273 00:19:41,564 --> 00:19:43,895 Not on my show. 274 00:19:43,963 --> 00:19:46,130 275 00:19:46,197 --> 00:19:47,263 276 00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:56,432 John! 277 00:19:57,305 --> 00:20:57,820 19111