Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:01:54,594 --> 00:01:56,152
Your dinner is here.
2
00:01:56,296 --> 00:01:57,729
Freshly delivered...
3
00:01:58,565 --> 00:02:01,261
No preservatives...
4
00:02:13,747 --> 00:02:16,147
Are you happy today?
5
00:03:32,192 --> 00:03:35,218
Thanks for allowing me
to visit the little snakes.
6
00:03:36,096 --> 00:03:37,791
I am so happy today.
7
00:03:41,201 --> 00:03:43,533
Can I come again next week?
8
00:04:26,780 --> 00:04:29,442
I am going away for a holiday.
9
00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:32,279
Can you baby-sit my snakes?
10
00:10:18,598 --> 00:10:21,999
This is...true beauty.
11
00:13:17,376 --> 00:13:19,503
Fuck, you idiot!
12
00:37:03,835 --> 00:37:04,859
Sorry. Sorry.
13
00:37:21,486 --> 00:37:24,785
Oh, ho, lizard!
14
00:41:03,141 --> 00:41:03,937
Hello.
15
00:41:04,075 --> 00:41:07,977
- How are the snakes?
- Good!
16
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,513
Good!
17
00:41:12,984 --> 00:41:14,417
Where are you?
18
00:41:16,154 --> 00:41:18,554
Did the police tell you to say that?
19
00:41:19,390 --> 00:41:22,826
Is it true you stole lots of money
through the computer?
20
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,484
Yes.
21
00:41:32,203 --> 00:41:35,195
Mr Cop, are you listening?
22
00:41:35,373 --> 00:41:37,739
How many of you are there?
23
00:41:37,909 --> 00:41:43,609
I'm calling to make sure
you didn't arrest the wrong person.
24
00:41:44,081 --> 00:41:47,881
I'm fully responsible.
25
00:41:50,888 --> 00:41:53,413
See you in heaven.
26
00:41:54,192 --> 00:41:58,026
Or hell. It's the same, right?
27
00:42:03,935 --> 00:42:08,031
Say farewell to my snakes for me.
28
00:42:08,172 --> 00:42:10,936
If they're unhappy,
29
00:42:11,075 --> 00:42:19,107
play to them Wagner's
"The Flying Dutchmen". Bye!
30
01:19:10,159 --> 01:19:12,059
This has to be the last one.
31
01:19:12,194 --> 01:19:17,154
Five more and
we'll break our 1989 record.
32
01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:19,597
One more thanks.
33
01:19:23,338 --> 01:19:25,329
One for me too!
34
01:19:35,317 --> 01:19:40,254
If I lined up all the noodles I've eaten
it'd reach the moon.
35
01:19:41,256 --> 01:19:46,956
Together with mine
it would make a round trip to Mars.
36
01:19:49,298 --> 01:19:51,425
I've cracked it.
37
01:19:54,636 --> 01:19:56,570
What?
38
01:20:01,844 --> 01:20:03,778
The password.
39
01:20:06,682 --> 01:20:09,242
You've lost.
You pay the bill...Thanks.
40
01:20:09,418 --> 01:20:13,377
No...no...not again...bastard!
I won't be fooled this time.
41
01:20:13,555 --> 01:20:16,524
That will make you a millionaire. Bye.
42
01:20:16,692 --> 01:20:19,752
Bullshit!
Why don't you use it if it works?
43
01:20:19,928 --> 01:20:23,022
It's yours.
44
01:20:31,773 --> 01:20:34,401
Tip him...you billionaire!
45
01:20:34,576 --> 01:20:35,372
I'm sorry.
46
01:20:35,511 --> 01:20:38,571
It's okay.
47
01:20:47,489 --> 01:20:50,390
I've no use for it.
48
01:20:59,568 --> 01:21:03,129
It's dangerous
49
01:21:04,006 --> 01:21:05,803
Thanks for the noodles.
50
01:21:05,941 --> 01:21:08,273
Fuck you!
3235
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.