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I can't believe it.
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In just 24 hours from now,
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I'll be holding Mrs. Sheffield
in my arms.
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Are you as happy as I am?
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This is the happiest day
of my life.
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-Congratulations, sir.
-Thank you, Niles.
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Hey, what about me?
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I'm the woman who's making you
the happiest man in the world.
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Ms. Fine, congratulations.
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So, what's with the suitcase?
Oh, wait a minute, I know.
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If we elope now,
the sooner we get
to our wedding night.
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Excuse me?
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You made me wait five years
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and now, all of a sudden,
because you're in the mood,
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you think that I'm gonna
come to you just like that?
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Come to mama.
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So what, you're so excited
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you packed
for our honeymoon already?
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Oh, sweetie.
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I'm a Jewish woman
going on a 2-month cruise.
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Do you really think
this is all the clothes
I'm going to need?
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-Yes.
-Oh?
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Oh, honey.
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Oh, I wish I could stay,
but I gotta go to Ma's.
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-What?
-Yeah.
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You know it's bad luck
for the groom
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to see the bride 24 hours
before the ceremony.
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But sweetheart, we have the
house all to ourselves.
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Oh, I know, but no...
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No, sweetie...
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Oh, God!
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Oh, God!
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[timer beeping]
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-Oh, there's the 24 hours!
-What?
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Yep. That was a warning.
We only have two minutes left.
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-[Maxwell sighs]
-Oh!
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I can do it in two minutes.
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You can?
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-Well, darling,
it has been five years.
-Oh! [chuckles]
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Let's go.
You gotta get out now.
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Ma, we still have
two minutes left.
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Trust me, there's only
one man who can satisfy
a woman in two minutes.
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Colonel Sanders.
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My bag! My bag!
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♪ She was workingIn a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriendKicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of thoseCrushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridgeFrom Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell make-upBut the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style!She had flair!She was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became ♪
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♪ The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessedThat the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactlyWhat the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the fatherFinds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kidsAre actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody elseIs wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girlFrom Flushing ♪
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♪ The Nanny named Fran! ♪
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[Val] Oh, Fran, it's never
gonna be like this again.
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Just the two of us,
lying here together.
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God willing, Val.
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To think, you were almost
gonna be the last girl
in our class to get married.
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Oy! Wouldn't that have
been pathetic?
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Val.
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I know.
I just figured it out.
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Darling, it's time
for the mother-daughter
prenuptial talk.
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Valerie, would you
go into the kitchen
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and heat me up a nice
big piece of apple pie?
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Oh, I get it.
You want some privacy.
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No, I want pie.
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Darling, I knew I would be
too emotional
on your wedding day,
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so I wrote you a letter.
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When did you
have time to write it?
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On the day you were born.
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[chuckles]
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"My darling daughter,
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after 23 hours
of agonizing labor..."
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PS. I'm never letting your
father touch me again.
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"You're finally here.
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Darling, this is the happiest
day of my life.
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Until today, your wedding day.
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And now here you are,
21 years old.
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Kennedy was president.
We were all optimistic.
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Ma.
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You know
I don't want you to think
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just because
I'm getting married,
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that this is going to change
anything between us.
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I may be living with Maxwell,
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but you'll always
live in your own home.
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[laughs]
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Love you.
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Good night, sweetheart.
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Good night, Ma.
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[indistinct music playing]
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[music stops]
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Sir.
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With tomorrow being
your wedding day,
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I thought a brandy
might be in order.
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Ah, thank you, old man.
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-Oh, you want one?
-[scoffs]
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Oh, Niles, I just hope
I can live up
to Fran's expectations.
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You know, I haven't
been with a woman
in quite some time.
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Well, double quite some time,
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add two,
and welcome to my world, pal.
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It's just that
she's so experienced.
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I mean, she's been with
an Italian guy, Niles.
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Oh, sir, that was
five years ago.
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Believe me,
the woman is so ready,
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even an Englishman
will please her.
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Oh, my God.
The shoes don't fit!
My shoes don't fit!
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They gave me the wrong shoes!
They gave me the wrong shoes!
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Those are my shoes.
They're my shoes.
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Oh! [chuckles]
Relax, relax.
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-These are her shoes.
-[Val laughs]
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There's my shoes.
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[all chuckle]
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-Fran?
-Yeah?
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Do you want me to get you
a cup of coffee?
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Honey, do I seem like
I need a buzz?
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-Fran? Sweetie?
-Yeah? Baby.
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-Uh, you know,
as your bridesmaid...
-Yeah.
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-...I got you something old...
-Oh, good.
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...something new,
something borrowed.
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-That's mine, Val.
-Borrowed.
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[both chuckle]
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The only thing
that I forgot...
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-Yeah?
-...was something blue.
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Val, if I don't have
something blue,
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I can't get married!
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Fran, Fran, Fran,
you're gonna choke her!
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Well, at least I'll have
something blue, won't I?
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-[knocking on door]
-Shh!
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Now class it up.
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That could be somebody
from his side of the family.
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Entree.
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Can Maxwell's baby sister
have a word with the bride?
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Of course.
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Hello, darlings.
Can we have some privacy?
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Oh, here, girls, why don't you
go tie this onto the limo?
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We need to have
a little privacy.
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I just wanted to give you
a warm welcome
to the Sheffield family.
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-Oh!
-Welcome.
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I feel the love.
I do. I do.
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And don't let it bother you
that Mummy isn't coming today.
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-Mummy isn't coming today?
-Oh, didn't you know?
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Oh, don't fret, darling.
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I remember how much
Mummy hated Lester
when I married him.
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She hates me?
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Oh, darling,
Mummy only despised Lester
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because he's my chauffeur.
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She despises me?
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Oh, Jocelyn's saying too much.
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Look, darling,
the point is Mummy
adores Lester now.
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-Oh, good.
-Of course, that could be
because we're divorcing.
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What, you and Lester?
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Turns out Mummy was right.
Classes can't mix.
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Sure they can.
Sure they can.
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You loved Lester.
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You loved that he was
so different from you.
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He was earthy and real.
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And from what I heard,
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he was a wild animal
in the bedroom.
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Oh, yes.
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Eventually, darling,
not having anything in common
becomes a real bore.
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Oh, don't get me wrong,
I still enjoy the love-making.
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Just not with Lester.
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[laughs]
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Look, darling, don't worry.
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It's completely different
with you and Max.
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-It is?
-I mean, Lester had
no breeding.
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His family was utterly
classless.
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Oy, where's the can?
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I took a diarrhetic
instead of a Tylenol.
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-[sighs]
-C.C.?
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I'm so sorry, I'm late.
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Can you imagine me,
the bride, being late
for my own wedding?
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-I'm kidding.
-Oh. [sighs]
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[Maxwell chuckles nervously]
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Maxwell, if there's one thing
the place taught me
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it's that it's Nanny Fine
that you love.
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I'm very happy
for the both of you.
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Well, thank you
very much, C.C.
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[piano playing a note]
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[piano playing a note]
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[piano playing a note]
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Friends, family...
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would you excuse me
for just one moment?
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[yelling] I'll kill her!
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How could you leave me
standing at that darn altar?
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The minute
this diarrhetic wears off,
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you're gonna get such hell.
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-Oh, hello, darling.
-Hi.
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Listen, I don't know
if you've checked your
day planner recently.
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But, um, if you look
under today's date,
it says get married!
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Don't yell at me.
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Can't you see
I'm falling apart?
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The wedding is over.
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God, you look incredible.
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Sweetheart, what do you mean
the wedding is over?
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Oh, Jocelyn and Lester
are getting a divorce.
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What has that
to do with us?
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Their marriage didn't work
because they're from two
different worlds just like us.
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I mean,
you're the sophisticated,
classy Jocelyn
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and I'm Lester.
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[crying]
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The poor schlub
who works for you.
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Oh, come on, darling.
You never really work.
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You know, it is so wrong
to make a joke now.
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Oh, sweetheart,
I love you.
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Sure now.
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I mean, now you find
our differences charming.
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But sooner or later,
you're going
to get bored with me.
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And even though
you won't admit it,
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I know that you're going
to be bugged by the fact
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that your mother hates me.
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What? Who said
my mother hates you?
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Your mean old sister.
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Oh, come here.
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Oh, Fran, my darling,
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how can I make you understand
how much I adore you?
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[sobs] Well, a few examples
would be good.
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All right. Let's start with
your sense of humor.
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I love your vivacity,
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your guilelessness,
your irreverence.
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Could you use words
I understand?
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I love your pizazz,
your fire, your passion.
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I love the way
you get excited
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over a good piece
of coffee cake.
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Or even a bad one.
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Oh, and I love that smile.
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Do you really need more?
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-Would you mind?
-[chuckling]
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You see
how you make me laugh?
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Oh, Fran,
I love the way you love
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with all your heart
and all your soul.
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The way you love the children.
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How they worship you.
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You know,
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you blew into our lives
five years ago
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like a whirlwind.
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Made us all feel alive again.
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For that alone,
I'll love you forever.
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-You don't think I'm pretty?
-[chuckles]
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["Bridal Chorus"
playing on the piano]
253
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Seven and a half carats.
254
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-[shutter clicks]
-[guests laugh]
255
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We would like
to begin the service
256
00:15:45,183 --> 00:15:47,303
with a traditional
Jewish prayer.
257
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,483
[singing in Hebrew]
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00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:11,400
Maxwell, do you promise
to love and cherish Francine,
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00:16:11,433 --> 00:16:15,323
in sickness and in health,
as long as you
both shall live?
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00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,300
I do.
261
00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:27,366
-Francine, do you...
-I do.
262
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:31,660
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
263
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:34,230
Do you promise to love
and cherish Maxwell,
264
00:16:34,266 --> 00:16:37,156
in sickness and in health,
265
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,370
-as long as you both
shall live?
-I do.
266
00:16:43,183 --> 00:16:45,323
If anyone here
can give good cause
267
00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:47,300
as to why these two
should not be married,
268
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:51,173
let them speak now
or forever hold their peace.
269
00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:07,330
By the power
vested in us...
270
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:12,150
[both] ...we now pronounce you
husband and wife.
271
00:17:12,183 --> 00:17:14,303
-[glass shatters]
-Kiss your bride!
272
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,423
[cheering, applause]
273
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,300
[folk music playing]
274
00:17:39,383 --> 00:17:41,373
[cheering, applause]
275
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,120
I don't want to
say anything...
276
00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:56,320
but could
this chicken be drier?
277
00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:59,280
I'll take the dry chicken
over the fishy salmon.
278
00:17:59,316 --> 00:18:01,496
How is everything?
279
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:02,480
-Oh, delicious.
-Delicious!
280
00:18:09,116 --> 00:18:14,656
I'd be lying if I didn't say
I'm a little turned on.
281
00:18:18,216 --> 00:18:20,196
Hey, after the wedding,
282
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:23,173
would you and the countess
like to join me and Morty
283
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,100
at the diner
for a little French toast?
284
00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:29,323
-But we just ate.
-Not French toast.
285
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,656
-He's a god!
-He's a man!
286
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:40,000
-He's a god!
-He's a man!
287
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:42,280
Guys, this is hardly the place
for a religious debate.
288
00:18:42,316 --> 00:18:44,316
We're talking about Sinatra.
289
00:18:47,316 --> 00:18:49,166
Ms. Babcock.
290
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,320
Oh, thank you, Niles, but you
know I'm not supposed to...
291
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:56,253
do that.
292
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,200
How many times have you
not done that tonight?
293
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,996
About eight.
294
00:19:04,450 --> 00:19:07,660
Oh, Niles,
now that Maxwell's taken,
295
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,160
my life is over.
296
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,430
Oh, Ms. Babcock, you always
underestimate yourself.
297
00:19:11,466 --> 00:19:13,466
You have a lot
to offer a man.
298
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,320
You're witty,
you're sophisticated,
299
00:19:15,350 --> 00:19:17,180
you're beautiful,
you're sexy.
300
00:19:17,216 --> 00:19:19,326
How many times
have you done that tonight?
301
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:20,100
About twelve.
302
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:25,373
-Dance with me.
-Okay, butler boy.
303
00:19:34,450 --> 00:19:37,000
-Mr. And Mrs. Sheffield.
-Hi.
304
00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:39,000
Everything is parfait.
305
00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:41,250
Both families
are getting along swimmingly.
306
00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:43,433
Oh, listen, who's got
the energy to fight?
307
00:19:43,466 --> 00:19:46,376
I mean, his side is too drunk.
My side's too full.
308
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:47,446
-Oh!
-[both laugh]
309
00:19:47,483 --> 00:19:49,303
[Stanley] That's it.
I'm leaving!
310
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:50,383
Oh, here we go.
311
00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:52,156
What's the matter?
312
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,330
-Fran, I'm leaving.
-Why?
313
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,346
I'm tired of these people
insulting me.
314
00:19:55,383 --> 00:19:59,383
Oh, Uncle Stanley, please,
they don't mean
any harm by it.
315
00:19:59,416 --> 00:20:01,326
They're just
from another culture.
316
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,446
I'm talking about our side!
317
00:20:05,183 --> 00:20:07,503
Stanley, you sit down.
318
00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:11,000
We paid for your damn
vegetarian dinner,
now, you eat it!
319
00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:17,283
Oh, darling, what do you say
we just get out of here?
320
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:18,446
Oh, we can't leave yet.
321
00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:20,473
They haven't
thrown the bouquet.
322
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,150
Darling, you... you do that.
You're the bride. Remember?
323
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:27,453
[laughing]
324
00:20:27,483 --> 00:20:31,503
And there's your
silver lining.
325
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:43,433
I can't believe
I'm kissing a married man.
326
00:20:46,283 --> 00:20:49,333
How would you like to join one
in the bedroom?
327
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:50,280
[Fran exclaims] Oh...
328
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:53,996
That would be so wrong.
329
00:21:00,266 --> 00:21:02,276
Oh, my God, Fran.
330
00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:06,130
You look exquisite
in this moonlight.
331
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:12,166
Well, after 29,
a girl's best light is
candle and/or moon.
332
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:19,430
I love you, my darling.
333
00:21:19,466 --> 00:21:21,826
I love you.
334
00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:29,423
Don't move.
Don't move an inch.
335
00:21:29,450 --> 00:21:32,830
I want to remember
you just like this.
Let me get a camera.
336
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:35,196
Okay. Don't forget
to put the redeye on.
337
00:21:46,383 --> 00:21:48,403
-[shrieks]
-[water splashes]
338
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,300
Fran...
339
00:21:53,433 --> 00:21:55,833
Fran?
340
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:57,396
Darling?
341
00:21:58,433 --> 00:21:59,433
Fran!
342
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,200
Ms. Fine!
343
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:07,166
[Fran straining]
It's Mrs. Sheffield.
344
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,100
Hang on, darling,
I'm coming!
345
00:22:24,233 --> 00:22:26,233
[theme music playing]
346
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,180
[theme music ends]
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