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Will you stop
with that face already?
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Nobody's gonna be
looking at you.
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You're the bridesmaid,
not the bride.
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That's a sentence
you can't hear often enough.
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Excuse me, Sylvia, did you say
you wanted waffles or pancakes?
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"And." I said, "And."
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Wow, Fran, great dress.
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Hey, when are you gonna
get the sheep to match?
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That's it. I'm not going.
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Don't listen to him.
When did he become Elsa
Klensch?
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If you wanna know about
fashion,
take a cue from me.
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[LAUGHS] Oh, my God.
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Gracie, stop laughing.
Fran looks beautiful.
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No, really, Fran, cool dress.
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I guess we won't be clearing
a space for her academy award.
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Fran, when you get married,
can I be your flower girl?
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Sure honey, if you still feel
the same way when you're 40.
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Here you are, Sylvia,
waffles and pancakes.
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You didn't have light?
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Sylvia, the barn door is open,
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and the horses
have left the building.
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Ma.... ma....
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪♪ She was workingin a bridal shopin Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ 'Til her boyfriendkicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ In one of thosecrushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do?Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridgefrom Flushing to theSheffield's door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was thereto sell makeup,but the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style!She had flair!She was there! ♪♪
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♪♪ That's howshe became the nanny! ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessed thatthe girl we've described ♪♪
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♪♪ Was just exactly whatthe doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the fatherfinds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kidsare actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪
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♪♪ when everybody elseis wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girlfrom Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪
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[SWING MUSIC PLAYING]
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I wish I could
dance
like that.
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-You mean swing?
-I mean with a man.
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You know, Fran,
if you really want to dance,
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I'll dance with you.
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Oh, Val, I never pictured
swinging with you.
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Really?
You never had that fantasy?
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-No.
-Me neither.
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Oh, I still don't have a date
for my cousin's wedding.
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What are you doing on Saturday?
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Oh, all of a sudden,
I'm good enough for
you?
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I feel amazed that we haven't
even been picked up yet.
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I mean, look around.
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Have you ever seen such a bunch
of pathetic desperate women?
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Oh, hi, Miss Babcock.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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Wow! What a surprise
running into you here.
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Well, you know,
I'll try anything once.
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C.C., your usual?
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Oh, it's all right.
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Come on, we're all here
for the same reason.
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Well, speak for yourself,
Nanny Fine.
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I just came
for a tall black Russian.
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I'd be happy
with a short tan Jew.
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-Oh, hey, Miss Babcock.
Where you going?
-Oh, yeah. Where you going?
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Hang out with us a little bit.
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You know, just because I work
with the kids all day
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doesn't mean I can't engage
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in intelligent,
adult conversation.
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So when was the last time
you had sexola?
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Oh! The next one is on me,
Miss Babcock.
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Well, thanks, Val.
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-You know my name?
-Of course, I know your name.
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Yeah. But you never
called me Val before.
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I always thought you hated me
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but everyone told me
I was being stupid.
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Well, don't listen
to other people.
You were absolutely right.
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Excuse me, ladies.
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Which one of you
ordered the short Jew?
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[ALL] Me!
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No, this woman
had a really distinct
voice.
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Hi.
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You must have
really deformed adenoids.
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That's your idea of a come-on?
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I'm sorry. I'm a doctor.
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Come on.
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[♪♪♪]
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And then
the beautiful Snow White
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and the handsome Prince Charming
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lived happily ever after.
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This story really
screws
with women's heads.
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Huh?
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Well, what are the women
out there supposed to do,
96
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who look more
like Grumpy and Dopey?
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Well, that's why
they sell Clinique-y.
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Oh, Miss Fine,
where are you off to?
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I'm seeing an ear,
nose and throat
man.
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Oh, so, you finally
heard yourself on a tape
recorder, huh?
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Well, now you know what we have
to live with day in and day out.
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You meant seeing him socially,
didn't you?
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You know,
I may have a funny voice,
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but at least I ain't
the one sitting home alone,
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revisitingBrideshead.
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So, Miss Fine,
what's this Bob fellow like?
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Oh, he is so adorable.
You're gonna love him.
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-I can't wait
for you to meet him.
-Well, the important thing
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is that you love him, Miss Fine.
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-Do you love him, Miss Fine?
-Don't be ridiculous.
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It took me three years
to fall in love with you,
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whose chocolate beverage...
Moving on.
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Miss Fine, I believe
your young man just pulled up
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in his $80,000 Porsche.
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-Oh. Convertible?
-No.
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Mine is a convertible.
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Yes, plus, you have
that cool window Garfield.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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-Hi, Fran.
-Hi, Bob.
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-God. You look great.
-Thanks.
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Oh, Bob, you can't park there.
It's illegal.
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Fran, I'm a doctor.
I can park anywhere.
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Even at a red curb,
like in front of Ben &
Jerry's?
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Even at a fire hydrant
in front of Loehmann's.
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Here's a towel, sir.
Go ahead and throw it in.
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Mr. Sheffield,
I'd like you to meet Bob.
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-Bob. My boss, Mr. Sheffield.
-How do you do?
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I noticed your Porsche outside.
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I'm just a little curious.
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Why didn't you get
the convertible?
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Well, it's a little mid-life
crisis if you know what I
mean.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, there's nothing in here
to get me out this.
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Fran, I wish I'd met you sooner.
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Where were you
ten years ago?
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At my sweet sixteen party.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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We should get going.
I hope you like
lobster.
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I hope you like a very
hands-on
mother-in-law.
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Well, he seems like a nice chap.
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Funny, handsome, personable.
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Oh, but, sir, you have
that shiny red convertible.
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Sir, could I have some time off
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to see a doctor about this
self-destructive behavior?
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[♪♪♪]
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Mm. Yeah. It's
good.
It's... yeah.
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Your glands
don't seem swollen at all.
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No, you're fine.
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Oh, wow. Lobster, dancing
and a free check-up.
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You know, maybe next time
I see you,
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you could bring some of those
paper hospital robes.
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They're really great for
when I dye my Easter eggs.
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Fran, I can't believe
how well we're connecting.
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It's like I can
tell you
anything. It's...
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-It's like you're a...
-Not a sister or a friend?
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[LAUGHS] Just kidding.
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I just hate when women
come across so desperate.
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Does this place
come with walk-in closets?
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Yeah.
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So, um,
you want children someday?
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Yes.
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-Is your mother alive?
-No.
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Take me.
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FRAN [THINKING]:
Oh, this guy is class plus.
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If I marry him, I'll bejust like Alexis on
Dynasty.
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I wonder if they gotgood bagels in Denver?
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[♪♪♪]
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Hello, darling.
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Angel, you're a vision.
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So stunning. Look at you,
and all without a stitch
of make-up.
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FRAN [THINKING]:
Oy, is this a good fantasy?
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Francesca, bring me
my three precious children.
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Sweetness,
you hired a new nanny?
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Yes, and she's brilliant.
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I just hope
I can trust you around her
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with those tiny little
skirts
and stiletto heels.
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FRAN [THINKING]:I'm no fool.
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Hello, Lalique.
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You're looking butch as always.
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You're just jealous
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'cause I don't have
to wear shoulder pads.
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I was a damn fool.
It's you I've loved all along.
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I should have married you
when I had the chance.
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Yadda, yadda, yadda.
I'm happy now.
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You stay away from my husband,
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you gorgeous woman
with a perfect figure.
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C.C. [THINKING]:Gee, I wonderwhose fantasy this is?
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You schlub!
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FRAN [THINKING]:At 29, my lifeis finally going to be perfect.
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Twenty nine?Oy, I'm lying to me now.
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[♪♪♪]
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Raise your hand
if you're in love.
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Raise your hand
if you're going to die
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a bitter, lonely-old-Englishman.
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-Miss Fine?
-Oh, no, thanks, Niles.
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I'm not hungry.
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I know.
I can't eat. I'm too happy.
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It's like I've been possessed
by a gentile.
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-Will you stop following me?
-Why?
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Because I don't want to
be your friend!
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Oh, how can I
make you understand?
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I don't like you.
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I understand that.
I'm not stupid.
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What I don't understand is,
why?
Why, Miss Babcock? Why?
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What's this I hear you're
going
to the wedding with Val?
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You know what the
family
is gonna think?
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What, ma? That I'm gay?
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That I don't mind.
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But you couldn't do
better than Val?
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Oh, does Ellen really wanna
put herself through this?
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Ma!
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Not you. You.
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A plate? Hello!
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Ma, I didn't wanna tell you this
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'cause you always get
so carried away, but...
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Ma, I met
the man I'm gonna marry.
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-Oh, my God!
-What? What?
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Oh, Ms. Fine, don't you think
you're moving a little too
fast?
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Please, you don't know how old
she is. She's gonna be 30...
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Chocolate chip in the pancakes?
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Meanwhile,
if you like this guy so much,
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why don't you take him
to the wedding?
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It'll give him a chance
to meet the whole family.
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I think you just answered
your own question, ma.
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[♪♪♪]
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You should be glad
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your daughter's
a spinster, Sylvia.
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This wedding cost me a fortune.
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00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:14,230
That would explain why you
couldn't get your hair
colored.
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["HERE COME'S THE BRIDE"
PLAYING]
232
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-Fran?
-Bob.
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-What are you doing here?
-What are you doing here?
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Isn't it adorable.
235
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:40,120
Let me get a picture of you
and your cousin Bob.
236
00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:45,100
-Cousins?
-Cousins?
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[BOTH SPIT]
238
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[CAMERA CLICKS]
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00:14:57,416 --> 00:15:00,126
Now, Miss Fine,
I thought a spot of hot tea
240
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and a little pound cake
might help.
241
00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:08,400
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
does it have a glaze on it?
242
00:15:10,183 --> 00:15:13,183
Sheffield, What's wrong with me?
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00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,416
Why can't I meet the right guy?
244
00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:18,300
Every time I think
something's going right,
245
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,283
something weird happens.
246
00:15:20,316 --> 00:15:24,166
You say you love me
and then you take it back.
247
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,200
Another guy
turns out to be a thief.
248
00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:28,383
Then there's your brother,
which you know nothing about.
249
00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:30,496
Moving on.
250
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,350
Thank you.
251
00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:37,473
Oh, God, Miss Fine,
I can't take this anymore.
252
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,660
Watching you with Bob,
watching you with all these
other dates,
253
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:44,350
constantly getting involved
with
men who are no good for you.
254
00:15:44,383 --> 00:15:48,223
Ms. Fine, it's time
I did something
I should have done ages
ago.
255
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:53,220
Oh Mr. Sheffield,
what are you saying?
256
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:55,000
Oh, wait a second.
257
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,180
I have a feeling
this is gonna be
a memorable moment
258
00:15:58,216 --> 00:16:00,166
and I wanna have my lips on.
259
00:16:01,150 --> 00:16:04,220
-Miss Fine...
-Yes, Mr. Sheffield?
260
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:07,120
I think it's time
I sent you to a therapist.
261
00:16:11,283 --> 00:16:13,473
Not a lipstick moment.
262
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:18,233
A pound cake moment.
263
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:23,220
[♪♪♪]
264
00:16:28,350 --> 00:16:32,830
Fran,
why exactly did you come here?
265
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,446
Oh, well,
'cause Mr. Sheffield's
paying.
266
00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:38,146
And who is Mr. Sheffield?
267
00:16:38,183 --> 00:16:41,503
Well, he's the guy I live
with.
Actually, my boss.
268
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:43,320
He told me that he loved me,
and then he took it back
269
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:46,160
before anything happened,
except the time I saw him
naked,
270
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,500
which was really an accident,
like the time that I woke up
with him in bed.
271
00:16:50,283 --> 00:16:53,663
But, you know,
this isn't the problem.
272
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,133
[LAUGHS]
273
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,480
Oh, you're serious?
274
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,216
Well, you know
what I'd like to do, Fran?
275
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:05,500
A little word association.
276
00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:08,170
I'm gonna say a word,
and then you just tell me
whatever comes to mind.
277
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,350
-Good.
-You'll be amazed
at what we can uncover.
278
00:17:10,383 --> 00:17:12,433
-Um, coffee?
-Cake.
279
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:16,380
No, it hasn't begun yet.
I'm just offering.
280
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:19,326
-Oh, what? Cake?
-Coffee.
281
00:17:19,366 --> 00:17:21,126
Pass.
282
00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:27,230
-All right. Let's begin.
-Okay.
283
00:17:27,266 --> 00:17:29,156
Here's the first word.
284
00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:31,170
-Man.
-Husband.
285
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,430
-Doctor.
-And Mrs.
286
00:17:35,316 --> 00:17:37,126
-Pen.
-Pre-nup.
287
00:17:38,316 --> 00:17:41,096
We seem to be
a little stuck here, Fran.
288
00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:44,153
Ah, try opening your mind
to all possibilities.
289
00:17:44,183 --> 00:17:45,383
Okay. Okay.
290
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,826
-China.
-Pattern.
291
00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:53,160
-Fish.
-Or chicken.
292
00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:58,830
Do you ever think of anything
besides marriage?
293
00:17:58,116 --> 00:17:59,226
I do.
294
00:18:01,316 --> 00:18:04,326
-Fran, you're suffering
from an obsession.
-[GASPS]
295
00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:07,496
You know?
Now in order to solve this,
296
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:08,320
we're going to have
to work together.
297
00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:11,180
You'll have to come to see me
three times a week.
298
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,166
And I'll just call my contractor
299
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,330
and tell him
to begin work on the new spa.
300
00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:19,380
[FRAN LAUGHS]
301
00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:23,126
Oh, Dr. Miller,
I don't have an obsession.
302
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:25,376
I just really, really,
really
wanna be married.
303
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,430
What you need is not a man,
Fran, you need confidence.
304
00:18:29,466 --> 00:18:31,196
And until you
start working on that,
305
00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:34,153
you'll end up in an unhealthy
codependent relationship,
306
00:18:34,183 --> 00:18:36,233
like the one
I had with my ex-wife.
307
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,130
You're single?
308
00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:44,316
[♪♪♪]
309
00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:47,323
-Hi.
-Hi.
310
00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:49,220
Now, come on Fran,
we gotta get to the club
311
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,130
before all the good ones
are taken.
312
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:54,296
Val, I'm in therapy now.
I'm not going to meet a
man.
313
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,453
I'm talking
about the quesadillas.
314
00:18:58,116 --> 00:18:59,326
I'll get my purse.
315
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:02,220
Hi, Miss Babcock.
316
00:19:03,283 --> 00:19:05,373
Hi.
317
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,380
Don't be so shy.
You haven't called me all
week.
318
00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:11,376
I tried but your
phone's
been disconnected.
319
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:15,176
But don't worry.
Niles gave me your new number.
320
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:19,120
Oh, he did. How sweet.
321
00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:22,120
I'll just have to go
and thank him for that.
322
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,300
Oh, hi.
323
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:28,223
Oh, well, Miss
Fine,
how was therapy?
324
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,330
Oh, it is amazing.
325
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,380
You know, Dr. Miller
is right on the money.
326
00:19:32,416 --> 00:19:34,156
Well, your money.
327
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,220
[LAUGHS]
328
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:39,000
Did you know that I was
obsessed
with wanting a relationship?
329
00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:41,400
Oh, I don't think that's
true.
Did he cure you?
330
00:19:42,483 --> 00:19:46,483
He told me that I have to
focus
on myself being an individual
331
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,330
and to stop obsessing
on wanting to be married.
332
00:19:49,366 --> 00:19:51,826
The man's a genius.
333
00:19:51,116 --> 00:19:54,166
He said just let go of the past,
334
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:58,320
forget about what you said
or didn't say or took back.
335
00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,500
The man's a God.
336
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,120
Let's go, Fran. We're never
gonna get into the club.
337
00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:06,280
-Alrighty.
-Wait, wait, Miss Fine.
338
00:20:06,316 --> 00:20:08,216
You're going to a club
dressed like that?
339
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,300
Oh, yeah. You know,
it's part of my
therapy.
340
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,153
I no longer dress for men.
341
00:20:12,183 --> 00:20:15,253
No more jumping on your desk
in tight little skirts.
342
00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:17,203
No more parading
around the house
343
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:18,383
in cute little crop tops
344
00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:22,246
or wiggling around in my
bikinis
on the beach.
345
00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:24,273
Oh, by the way,
here's the bill.
346
00:20:36,133 --> 00:20:38,383
What happened
to not dressing for
men?
347
00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:40,476
It's a process.
348
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,150
Meanwhile,
does he look depressed?
349
00:20:44,183 --> 00:20:45,453
Yeah.
350
00:20:45,483 --> 00:20:48,153
Therapy is working.
351
00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:52,420
[♪♪♪]
352
00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:57,153
-Happy?
-Meal.
353
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,230
-Cold.
-Cuts.
354
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:06,000
-House.
-Of Pancakes.
355
00:21:07,316 --> 00:21:08,366
Excuse me.
356
00:21:10,383 --> 00:21:12,173
Yes, this is Dr. Miller.
357
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,160
Why don't you go ahead
with the imported tile
358
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,130
for the spa?
359
00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:27,996
[SWING MUSIC PLAYING]
360
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:49,196
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