All language subtitles for The Nanny S04 E08

Oh, would you look
at that couple over there.

Oh, every day
she stands on that doorstep,

and just waits for her husband
to come home.

Meanwhile, she could
close that robe a little.

Her whole business
is hanging out.

I can't believe
you would stand here

and invade the intimacy
of two lovers...

when the view from my room
is spectacular.

[MOUTHING]
Close the robe.

Meanwhile, would you look
at what my day consists of.

"Buy Brighton socks,
take Grace to therapy,

pick up
Mr. Sheffield's
prescription."

Please, my heart bleeds for you.
There are two words on my list:

"Don't jump."

- Bye, sweetie. I love you.
- Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye, Val.

Oh, Niles, when did I become
such a house Frau? Me?

I mean, where's the excitement?
Where's the passion?

All I got is the drudgery.

What? No chopped egg
with the caviar?

The other house Frau
didn't feel like chopping.

It's like me and Mr.
Sheffield
have been married 20 years,

and all the thrill is gone.

Only we skipped the thrill
part
altogether.

You know, if I wanted to be

in a sick
and twisted relationship,

I could be living at home
with my parents.

Oh my God, Fran, you will never
believe what happened at school
today.

What? What?

I'm walking down the hall
after third period...

- Yeah.
- ...and Shawn comes up to me,

and he pulls me
into the stairwell,

and he starts
making out with me.

Oh, honey.

Fran, it was so intense.

I couldn't breathe.

Oh, his chest was pressed up
against mine.

Oh, his mouth was so hot.

And then he whispered,
"I love you."

Say it again,

only lower,
and try an English accent.

Isn't it bittersweet
to look on passionate youth,

and know, for you,
it's gone forever?

And on that note,
we move into the second level.

Niles, look at this.

It's half empty.

Do you think you're the only
one
whose life sucks?

Oh, dear, Niles,
what is it this time?

Your job? Your weight?

No future?

Actually, I was wondering
why I don't have a social
life,

but you cleared that up for
me.
Thank you, sir.

There you go.
Alright, C.C., come on
let's get started.

Niles, we'll take our supper
in the office tonight.

Wait a minute.
You're working tonight?

You're supposed to be taking me
and Gracie to the movies.

Nanny Fine, isn't that your job?

Maxwell will go insane

if he has to see
The Hunchback

Then why don't you quit?

Oh, Niles.

Dear, sweet, overcompensating
for his little spatula Niles.

You know, Mr. Sheffield,

I know that you're very busy
with your show and everything,

but I really don't think
that's an excuse

for you
to neglect your children.

Well, how exactly
am I neglecting them?

Well, they sit
around here all day

waiting for you to come home,

and then you never once say,
"Let's go out for drinks.

Let's go dancing.
You look sexy in that
outfit."

[DOORBELL RINGS]

I'll get it. I'll get it.

Oh, I guess
it's just not meant to be.

I wasn't put here to have

a handsome British millionaire
sweep me off my feet.

Hello, love.

♪♪ She was working
in a bridal shop
in Flushing, Queens ♪♪

♪♪ 'Til her boyfriend
kicked her out ♪♪

♪♪ in one of those
crushing scenes ♪♪

♪♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪♪

♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪

♪♪ So over the bridge
from Flushing to the
Sheffield's door ♪♪

♪♪ She was there
to sell makeup,
but the father saw more ♪♪

♪♪ She had style!
She had flair!
She was there! ♪♪

♪♪ That's how
she became the nanny! ♪♪

♪♪ Who would have guessed that
the girl we've described ♪♪

♪♪ was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed? ♪♪

♪♪ Now the father
finds her beguiling ♪♪

♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪

♪♪ And the kids
are actually smiling ♪♪

♪♪ Such joie de vivre! ♪♪

♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪

♪♪ when everybody else
is wearing tan ♪♪

♪♪ The flashy girl
from Flushing ♪♪

♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪

Maxwell's baby brother.

I can't believe it's you.

God, look who's here.

Let me get you a drink.

Who is she?

That's Miss Fine's mother.

No.

You look incredible.
It's a work of art.

Oh, Nigel.

Stop it.

Nig, I do wish you'd let me
know
you were coming.

I'm just swamped with work
at the moment.

But Miss Fine offered to be

your welcome-to-New York
ambassador.

Wow.

Mayor Giuliani's made
some great changes

to your fair city.

Welcome to New York.

What's up, love?

You're not the same girl
I met in Paris.

I can see it in your eyes.

- What?
- A need, a yearning,

a desire
that is yet to be
fulfilled.

Oh, I bet you say that
to all the girls.

And if you don't,
you should try it.

Well, get ready
to feel much better, love.

You're mine now.

You're pretty cocky
for a tall, charming,

rich, gorgeous guy.

Not to mention
one hell of a dancer.

I'm sorry, Nigel.

I'm just not gonna be the
life
of the party tonight.

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, this place is just fabulous.

I'll tell you,
I love going to clubs.

I'm heavily into noshing.

- You mean moshing, don't you?
- No.

So, you really like this place?

Oh, well, I'll tell you,

it's got one major thing
already going for it.

I'm not outside
on line hugging Val

to try and keep warm.

Although, that did get us
into another club.

I'll tell you,

that Candace Gingrich
was a sport with the drinks.

I hope you don't mind me
telling
you one more time just how

how sexy you are.

No. Still digging it.

Come on, let's dance.

- Oh, okay.
- I love to watch you move.

Nigel, I find it
so hard to believe

that you two are brothers.

You are nothing like
Mr. Sheffield.

Darling, I am Mr. Sheffield.

♪♪ Get down,
boogie oogie oogie ♪♪

♪♪ Get down,
boogie oogie oogie ♪♪

♪♪ Get down ♪♪

Thanks, Fran.

She acts so weird
when she's happy.

Don't complain, it's been
four years

since I've been able to get
my hands on a Haagen-Dazs bar.

[KNOCKING]

Oh, I'll get it.
I'll get it. Oh!

- Nigel.
- Hello, darling.

Flowers.

Would you rather have candy?
Clothes? Diamonds?

Oh, stop it. Diamonds?

Well, I happen
to have one right here.

Oh, my God.

Nigel, it's gorgeous.

Oh, I don't know anything
about diamonds.

Oh, pure white, 1.76 carats,
no occlusions.

It's beautiful.

And so are you.

How's that fantastic body?

Still a regular
boogie wonderland?

You don't know the half of it.

What are you,
caught in a butler trap?

Lower your foot off
and get moving.

Miss me?

Yeah. Yeah.

God, I missed you.

Niles, did you send that bottle
of champagne to Glenn Close yet?

Mr--Mr. Sheffield you've met
your brother Nigel.

Yes, Nigel, listen,
I'm awfully sorry

I haven't spent
more time with you.

But I'm sure Miss Fine's
been entertaining you.

Oh, yes. She's been incredible.

Yes. In a Martha Stewart
kind of way.

Well, it's about bloody time.

I asked for this bottle
hours ago.

Well, good things come
to those who wait.

Unless they wait too long,

then they slip through
their namby-pamby fingers.

You know Fran, I could have
sworn when Max just walked in,

you acted
as if you were cheating on
him.

What? No. Just because
I pushed you off of me,

and started
to act defensive? Nah.

You probably never
had your parents catch you

playing spin the bottle
with your first cousin.

So then it's all right to say,

"I think I found my other half,"

and to give you this ticket
for the QE2.

Oh, Nigel, so many presents
and it's not even Hanukkah.

Fran, I'm leaving tonight
and I want you to come with me.

Oh, Nigel,
I'm not that kind of girl.

I'm asking you to be my wife.

I'm that kind of girl.

Are you proposing?

I know. Max always accused me
of being impulsive,

but I've fallen in love
with you,

and I'm not
letting you get away.

Oh, my God.
You two are like day and
night.

Cain and Abel.

Tommy and Dickie Smothers.

The ship sails at midnight.

Start packing.

Oh, Nigel,
this is a huge decision.

I mean, what about the kids?
I just can't abandon them.

Although, this would make me
their aunt now.

I'll wait for you on the pier.

If you don't come,
I'll know the answer's no.

No. Don't. It's too fast.
I can't. I'm sorry.

You said midnight, right?

Fran, what happened?

You sounded hysterical
on the phone.

Oh, Val, you know
how I've always wanted

to be a part of this family,

and not just the nanny,
but, you know, a real part.

Like, if God forbid,
something happened,

there were problems or strife,

I could get the house.

Oh, my God.
He asked you to marry him?

He wants to elope.

I have to be on a ship
by midnight.

I'm telling you, this is
crazy.
I don't know what I'm doing.

It's winter.
I don't need cotton pants.

Oh, Fran, in my heart, I know

that there is no one
more perfect for you

than Maxwell Sheffield.

Not him. The brother.

Better. Younger, no kids.

Oh, what am I even considering?
It's nuts.

The guy knows me two seconds,

and he already wants
to run away with me?

It's weird. It's freaky.
It's icky.

I think it's romantic.

Isn't it? Could you drop dead?

Come on, let me see the ring.

Oh, it's not a ring.

He gave me
a diamond solitaire necklace.

It goes against tradition,
but that's part of his
allure.

Oh, it's gorgeous.

Isn't it perfect?

I'll turn it into a ring,
add baguettes

- and a platinum setting.
- Uh-huh, yeah.

Oh, Fran,
I will never forget tonight.

You didn't?

- Didn't what?
- Oh.

Well, what the heck
would be so memorable?

Well, Shawn is just so
romantic
and passionate about things.

I mean, I guess I kind of always

saw myself with someone
more like daddy.

Yeah, well, every girl feels
that way about your father--

I mean, their father.

Oh, it's just so great
to be in love.

Oh, I know, sweetie.

It's the most wonderful
feeling
in the world.

Hold on to it
as long as you possibly can.

And remember,
always follow your heart.

Well, my heart says
I should go back
over to Shawn's.

That's not your heart talking.

Oh, Ma, I'm so confused.

How long am I supposed to
wait around for Mr.
Sheffield?

What made Daddy finally commit
to you?

Sweetheart,
you can't compare
relationships.

- Well, tell me. I want to
know.
- It's not important.

Come on,
what made him finally marry
you?

Your sister. All right?

You know, I always wondered

how she could be
a 13-pound preemie.

Darling,
I know you'refamished...

but don't rush into anything
until you're sure.

How did my life
get so complicated?

I always thought I was gonna
end up with Mr. Sheffield,

but I'm wasting my youth here.

I mean, I'm a vital,
passionate woman, and...

Nigel brings that out in me.

Darling, hold that thought.
I took a diuretic.

Miss Fine, were you planning
on seeing Nigel tonight?

Well, I was thinking about it.

But if you don't want me to,

if you think my place is to
be
here with you and the kids,

just say the word.

Oh, by all means, go.

You two will have
a wonderful time together.

Who knows when I'll finish up
in the office.

Oh, please don't sit around
waiting for me.

All right.

Well...

I know what I gotta do now.

Yeah. Pizza Hut.

[BEE GEES' "OUR LOVE
(DON'T THROW IT ALL AWAY)"
PLAYING]

♪♪ Maybe I don't want to
know the reason why ♪♪

♪♪ But lately
you don't talk to me ♪♪

♪♪ And darling,
I can't see me in your eyes
♪♪

♪♪ I hold you near
but you're so far away ♪♪

♪♪ And it's losing you,
I can't believe ♪♪

♪♪ To watch you leave
and let this feeling die
♪♪

♪♪ You alone are
the living thing ♪♪

♪♪ That keeps me alive ♪♪

♪♪ And tomorrow if I'm here
without your love ♪♪

♪♪ You know I can't survive ♪♪

♪♪ Only my love can raise you
high above it all ♪♪

♪♪ Don't throw it all away,
our love, our love ♪♪

♪♪ Don't throw it all away,
our love ♪♪

♪♪ Don't throw it all away,
our love, our love ♪♪

♪♪ Don't throw it all away,
our love ♪♪

♪♪ Don't throw it all away,
our love, our love ♪♪

♪♪ Don't throw it all away,
our love ♪♪

♪♪ Don't throw it all away,
our love, our love ♪♪

♪♪ Don't throw it all away,
our love ♪♪

Taxi.

[BARBRA STREISAND'S
"DON'T RAIN ON MY PARADE"
PLAYING]

♪♪ Don't tell me not to
fly
I've simply got to ♪♪

♪♪ If someone takes a spill
it's me and not you ♪♪

♪♪ Don't bring around a
cloud
to rain on my parade ♪♪

♪♪ I gotta fly once
I gotta try once ♪♪

♪♪ Only can die once,
right, sir? ♪♪

♪♪ Ooh, life is juicy
juicy, and you see ♪♪

♪♪ I gotta have my bite,
sir! ♪♪

♪♪ Get ready for me, love
cause I'm a "comer" ♪♪

♪♪ I simply gotta march
my heart's a drummer ♪♪

♪♪ Don't bring around a
cloud
to rain on my parade! ♪♪

♪♪ Nobody, no, nobody ♪♪

♪♪ Is gonna rain
on my parade! ♪♪

Oh! Oh! Ow! Ow!

FRAN: Oh, wait.

Lady, you meant to be
on that ship?

Oh, I guess not.

[MOURNFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
I thought you went to bed.

Oh, no. I've been out
since late this afternoon.

So you haven't been
in your office?

No. Why?

Ah... Ma's in there watching TV.

She had a fight with Daddy.

Well, I'm very glad
you're still up.

You know, I've missed you.

Oh, the show
is coming along superbly.

Very soon
it'll be opening night.

You'll be there
wearing something smashing.

I'll stick a couple of TUMS
in your cummerbund,

so when you get nervous....

Miss Fine, are you all right?

- Have you been crying?
- I...

I went clubbing with Val
and I hurt my ankle.

Oh, dear.
Well, let's have a look.

- Gently.
- Ow!

Oh, yes. Well,
we should get some ice on
that.

Do you think you can walk?

No.

You sit right there.
I'll get it.

You know, it's been a marvel
to me

how you manage to totter
around the house
in those high heels.

[PANTS]

There you go.

Why are you breathing
so heavily?

Lamaze.

Ma enrolled me.
Wishful thinking.

Right.

Well, anyway, you sleep
with that on tonight,

and I'll fetch a doctor
in the morning.

Thanks.

No. Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no.

Can't have any of that, can we?

Here, put your arms
around my shoulder.

There we go.

There we are.

Don't worry, Miss Fine,
I've got you.

Boy, do you ever.

Miss Fine, we're all
sitting down to dinner.

Right.

You do realize it was
your other ankle you injured?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]