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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,525 --> 00:00:19,525 Author: truc1979 https://www.avsubtitles.com 2 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:37,020 Halt! 3 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,360 Water! 4 00:03:58,879 --> 00:04:00,228 *** 5 00:04:00,799 --> 00:04:01,878 Yes sir. 6 00:04:14,799 --> 00:04:17,143 Iron becomes him. Don't you agree captain? 7 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,680 Ah, Duke, 8 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,199 you've come. 9 00:04:49,199 --> 00:04:50,880 Somehow I didn't think you would come. 10 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,160 When one is summoned by the Queen of France 11 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,000 one makes it one's business to come. 12 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,720 How may I help you Milady? 13 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,051 Well... 14 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,919 As the ambassador of England, 15 00:05:01,919 --> 00:05:04,025 I'd like to take this opportunity to... 16 00:05:04,025 --> 00:05:05,990 ...welcome you to France personally. 17 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,596 I'm deeply honored. 18 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,051 But is this customary for all visitors? 19 00:05:11,039 --> 00:05:11,919 Well... 20 00:05:11,919 --> 00:05:14,688 Usually it is the King or the Cardinal. 21 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,802 In fact it is very unusual... 22 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,006 for me to be alone with a gentleman. 23 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:21,962 I see. 24 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,620 Then why was I summoned here? 25 00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:26,674 I just wanted to see if it were true. 26 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:30,607 What was true? 27 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,900 What they say about your eyes. 28 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,404 What did they say? 29 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,800 Well... 30 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,474 That they sparkle like... 31 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,009 sapphires from the orient. 32 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,258 I'm afraid they do. 33 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,700 What a shame. Such a beautiful Queen with no... 34 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,254 No what? 35 00:06:00,479 --> 00:06:01,726 No mate. 36 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,143 It took. 37 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,493 The Queen like sampling a foreign tongue, huh. 38 00:06:33,039 --> 00:06:35,840 Oh... I don't know... 39 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:37,280 Is it too much? 40 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:40,160 Your Majesty, it's most definitely... you. 41 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:42,319 Especially if I add some lace, perhaps. 42 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,022 Thank you Darling. Oh! 43 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,296 - ***, Prudence. - Yes Your Majesty. 44 00:06:50,639 --> 00:06:53,083 What is it this time, Fallwell? What is it this time? 45 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:55,740 Excuse the interruption, Sire. It's about the Queen. 46 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,824 Now what has she done? 47 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:00,840 I'm quite concerned about her... transgressions. 48 00:07:01,199 --> 00:07:03,484 Well... Give her two "hail marys" 49 00:07:03,484 --> 00:07:06,016 and a quick pat on the bottom and... she'll be fine. 50 00:07:05,919 --> 00:07:08,412 Sire, her sins are far more serious than that. 51 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,200 They are sins of the flesh. 52 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:11,906 Huh? Flesh? 53 00:07:12,319 --> 00:07:13,632 Excuse my frankness, 54 00:07:14,319 --> 00:07:17,198 but the Queen is... cockholding you. 55 00:07:19,199 --> 00:07:20,585 She is involved 56 00:07:20,585 --> 00:07:22,490 in illicit episodes 57 00:07:22,490 --> 00:07:24,230 of wanton debauchery. 58 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,636 Prurient lust. 59 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:29,199 Well... 60 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:30,880 you see, hum... 61 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:31,919 I don't.. 62 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:33,440 I mean... 63 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:34,782 We don't... 64 00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:36,235 You know... 65 00:07:36,639 --> 00:07:38,850 Regardless of that fact Sire, 66 00:07:38,850 --> 00:07:41,010 the Queen is making a fool of you. 67 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,463 The people are talking. 68 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,075 And they're saying if you can't control her, 69 00:07:45,075 --> 00:07:46,649 how can you control the country. 70 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,680 I fear, 71 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,104 that she flirts with Treason. 72 00:07:53,104 --> 00:07:54,004 Treason? 73 00:07:54,479 --> 00:07:55,781 Not my queenie. 74 00:07:56,479 --> 00:07:57,892 Do you have proof of this? 75 00:07:58,639 --> 00:08:00,160 Proof is what you want? 76 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,620 Proof is what you shall get. 77 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:24,580 Arm up. 78 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,238 *** 79 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,007 Alexandra, you're fighting like a girl. 80 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,098 You have my heart, Alexandra. 81 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,519 Again. 82 00:08:57,519 --> 00:09:00,173 What else do I have besides your heart? 83 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,577 You have my soul, 84 00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:05,820 my mind, 85 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,184 you have my body. 86 00:09:12,399 --> 00:09:13,552 Yeah, go on. 87 00:11:07,839 --> 00:11:09,125 Ah, yes. 88 00:11:10,079 --> 00:11:12,304 Come on pigs, let's go. 89 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:15,630 Aramis, at least wait for the horses to be well rested. 90 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,961 I don't want to wait. 91 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:20,009 I *** to go to Paris. 92 00:11:20,009 --> 00:11:21,700 *** 93 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,177 Yes, well we all know that. 94 00:11:23,177 --> 00:11:25,016 And is there anything wrong with it? 95 00:11:25,279 --> 00:11:26,012 God. 96 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,720 Atos would not stand for this. Not from a musketeer. 97 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,120 Athos is dead. 98 00:11:35,519 --> 00:11:37,760 And all I want is a stinking frigid beer. 99 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,197 Is that too much that? 100 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,367 Fine then. If we ride, let us ride! 101 00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:46,371 - For liberty, - Equality, 102 00:11:46,371 --> 00:11:48,959 (oh no, *** again) - Honey! 103 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,464 Huh? Honey? 104 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:53,136 - No: "cunni". - No it's "fraternity". 105 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,614 Liberty equality fraternity. 106 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,923 Excuse us dear Lady, I hope we did not frighten you. 107 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,345 It is not safe for a woman like you to 108 00:12:12,345 --> 00:12:13,804 be in the woods by yourself. 109 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:16,550 Yes, and you can also meet up with all 110 00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:18,207 kinds of riffraff. 111 00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:20,531 I'm just going to the well to draw some water, Sir. 112 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:22,750 But still it is very dangerous. 113 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,279 A woman like you could meet up with 114 00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:26,563 all kinds of harm. 115 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,560 You might even... be ravaged. 116 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:32,959 Yes. 117 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:34,200 And worse. 118 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:38,095 I was fetching some water as i do every morning. 119 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,899 A beautiful girl like... 120 00:12:42,079 --> 00:12:43,083 like... 121 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,868 Catherine. My name is Catherine. 122 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,840 Ah Catherine. 123 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:52,456 Yes Sir? 124 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,805 I just wanted to speak your name, that's all. 125 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,832 (Come Aramis!) 126 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,385 (Let us ride now if we plan to make Paris by nightfall.) 127 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,189 Take this. 128 00:13:07,189 --> 00:13:08,362 And what's this? 129 00:13:08,639 --> 00:13:10,485 It is a token of my esteem. 130 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:11,971 Something so that you will... 131 00:13:13,279 --> 00:13:14,600 not forget me. 132 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,645 You're rather unforgettable, Sir. 133 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,248 And these markings? 134 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:21,526 They... 135 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,174 are the King's insignia. 136 00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:24,922 For the musketeers. 137 00:13:25,279 --> 00:13:26,116 You mean you're a... 138 00:13:26,116 --> 00:13:27,338 Yes. Yes. 139 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,557 Aramis, at your service. 140 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,137 I must go. 141 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,064 But I'll never succeed, Byron. 142 00:13:58,064 --> 00:13:58,965 You know as well as I 143 00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:01,040 that there are no female musketeers. 144 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,934 Not until now. 145 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,287 Here... 146 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,079 There's 15 ecu just to get you started 147 00:14:10,079 --> 00:14:11,817 and a letter of recommendation. 148 00:14:12,079 --> 00:14:13,839 You already have my sword, 149 00:14:13,839 --> 00:14:14,839 and my love. 150 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,504 Go now. 151 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,517 - But I'll never... - Never say never. 152 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,311 Never run from a fight. 153 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,208 Never turn your back on the enemy. 154 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:26,444 And never, never submit to insults. 155 00:14:26,444 --> 00:14:28,841 Except from the King or the Cardinal. 156 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,162 Is it true what they say about the King? 157 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,485 Hum. Yes. He's a kind soul though. 158 00:14:34,485 --> 00:14:35,867 But beware of the Cardinal. 159 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,246 But I thought he was harmless. 160 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,379 A man of the cloth. 161 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,146 Under his guise of holiness, 162 00:14:42,146 --> 00:14:43,994 beats the heart of a cold-blooded killer. 163 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,308 The cardinal will stop at nothing to control France. 164 00:14:46,308 --> 00:14:47,744 So beware, and remember, 165 00:14:47,744 --> 00:14:50,289 Your allegiance is to the King and Queen only. 166 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,293 But what are the musketeers? 167 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,435 I admit. 168 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,120 It won't be easy to join their ranks. 169 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,032 They're very suspicious of strangers. 170 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,030 Especially after Athos was murdered. 171 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,320 But... 172 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,067 I think they'll take a liking to you. 173 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,765 Now go. 174 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:06,818 Go. 175 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,968 Oh Lord, no. 176 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,947 Not even the Lord can save you now. 177 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,067 [*screams*] 178 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,194 No! 179 00:15:24,194 --> 00:15:25,901 Lord, she really *** us? 180 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:27,825 Oh no! 181 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,984 (Not here, not now) 182 00:15:29,984 --> 00:15:31,685 (we must *** back to the castle) 183 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,869 (***) 184 00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:37,100 Let's go. 185 00:15:37,349 --> 00:15:38,971 *** for you, Sir? 186 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,948 (*** in the back) 187 00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:02,901 You know ***, 188 00:16:02,901 --> 00:16:04,844 she was gorgeous. 189 00:16:04,844 --> 00:16:07,018 She was so gorgeous. 190 00:16:07,018 --> 00:16:08,044 She's a Lady. 191 00:16:08,044 --> 00:16:09,046 *** 192 00:16:09,046 --> 00:16:11,135 That she was, that she was. 193 00:16:11,135 --> 00:16:12,274 But let me ask you: 194 00:16:12,274 --> 00:16:15,900 What a *** girl like that, 195 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,041 want *** like you? 196 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,968 Oh, Duke... or Lord...? 197 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,509 It's both. Or neither. 198 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,287 Actually my real name is Desmond. 199 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,159 Hold on. 200 00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:32,380 Hurry! Hurry! 201 00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:35,560 I'm hurrying, but... 202 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,087 it's about your husband. 203 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,556 My husband? What do you mean? 204 00:16:38,556 --> 00:16:39,496 You want him too? 205 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,206 No, I mean, what if he catches us? 206 00:16:42,399 --> 00:16:43,392 He won't catch us, 207 00:16:43,392 --> 00:16:45,866 he's playing queen for the day with my dressmaker Prudence. 208 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:46,950 So I heard. 209 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,724 Look, it's hooked. 210 00:16:57,191 --> 00:16:58,526 What? Oh I'm sorry. 211 00:16:58,850 --> 00:16:59,850 Let it go. 212 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,203 I've missed you so, Duke. 213 00:17:05,486 --> 00:17:06,373 And I, you. 214 00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:08,729 I can't wait to kiss your royal rump. 215 00:17:09,039 --> 00:17:10,228 If i can find it. 216 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:13,066 It getting closer. 217 00:17:13,307 --> 00:17:15,350 Would you care this one off? 218 00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:16,207 Which one? 219 00:17:16,207 --> 00:17:17,553 The top one. 220 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:20,159 - The black one. - Black one? 221 00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:23,290 - Ah. Oh, this one? - Yes. 222 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,880 Oh, now you're... 223 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,160 definitely... 224 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,556 getting much closer. 225 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:37,406 - Another round Sir? - Absolutely. 226 00:17:37,406 --> 00:17:38,675 Come here. 227 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,746 You too, come here. 228 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,384 Oh you need two? Mister *** 229 00:17:45,384 --> 00:17:47,111 I'm horny too. 230 00:17:47,111 --> 00:17:49,332 *** 231 00:17:49,332 --> 00:17:51,353 *** is enough. 232 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,854 ***? 233 00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:55,615 Let me see some ***. 234 00:17:57,816 --> 00:17:59,130 - You're getting closer. - This way? 235 00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:01,091 Yes. Sort of. 236 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,528 There. 237 00:18:09,679 --> 00:18:10,946 How many more are there? 238 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,153 - Five. - Oh my gosh... 239 00:18:13,652 --> 00:18:14,557 *** 240 00:18:15,447 --> 00:18:16,587 Wait, don't move. 241 00:18:16,587 --> 00:18:17,814 - Why not? - Ok. 242 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:27,846 Another one. 243 00:18:27,846 --> 00:18:29,269 Yes, you're getting close. 244 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,720 How about your own jacket, Duke? 245 00:18:36,552 --> 00:18:38,378 Ok, let me take this off. 246 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,088 Take it off. 247 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:40,886 Oh, Queen. 248 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,646 Take it off. 249 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,367 - Oh wait. - Yes. 250 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:46,605 What are you doing? 251 00:18:46,605 --> 00:18:47,853 Can you *** 252 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,622 - Off with this garment. - Yes. 253 00:18:56,450 --> 00:18:58,727 Sir, let's *** the menu. 254 00:18:58,899 --> 00:19:00,905 Oh, the menu it should be. 255 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,212 Another one. 256 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,496 - Ok. - This one. 257 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:15,446 Good. 258 00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:17,726 What's this? Oh please... 259 00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:19,850 Oh... I don't want to break it. 260 00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:20,830 Wait, it's tied. 261 00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:21,969 Oh, ok. 262 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,795 Another one, another one. 263 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,904 The King wears this thing too, careful. Careful. 264 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,145 One more. One more. 265 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,522 No, it's two more. 266 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,038 Finally. 267 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,321 What's this? 268 00:19:40,321 --> 00:19:42,477 A *** 269 00:19:42,559 --> 00:19:43,980 I hope you have a key. 270 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,100 Please tell me you have a key. 271 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,250 I do, I do. 272 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,458 It's such a big lock. 273 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,094 - Yes, yes, yes... - Say "please". 274 00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:09,588 Don't tease me like this. 275 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,103 Which one? The big one. 276 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,155 I know. 277 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,308 The King has one of these too. 278 00:20:29,308 --> 00:20:30,508 - Does he? - Mm-mm. 279 00:20:30,559 --> 00:20:32,244 I don't care about him. 280 00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:38,599 *** 281 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,480 No, come here. 282 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,238 Kiss my royal humps. 283 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,835 And what about this? 284 00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:00,550 *** 285 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:03,280 Oh yeah, I forgot about this. 286 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,720 Wait wait wait... 287 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,150 Ok. 288 00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:09,872 And what is this? 289 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:53,677 Yes. 290 00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,521 Oh Sir, come on. 291 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,239 He'll never know what he missed. 292 00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,604 Elizabeth, Elizabeth, 293 00:22:30,159 --> 00:22:32,102 I love you. Come with me. 294 00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,993 Why? Go away from here? It's not that bad. 295 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:37,901 Ah the King, he's no husband to you. 296 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,276 No, he's more like... 297 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,880 a younger sister. 298 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:44,960 You know, 299 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,942 the cardinal Fallwell would like nothing betther than 300 00:22:46,942 --> 00:22:48,337 to see you in the Bastille. 301 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,440 What? 302 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,459 In jail? 303 00:22:50,459 --> 00:22:51,557 What charges? 304 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,607 Oh, treason? Consorting with the enemy? Me? 305 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,039 You know I would... 306 00:22:57,039 --> 00:22:59,749 die a thousand deaths if I could feel your... 307 00:23:00,159 --> 00:23:03,095 manhood throbbing inside my privacy once again. 308 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:04,400 Really? 309 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,402 No. 310 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,343 But it sounds nice. 311 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,194 My ship leaves for England in a few hours. 312 00:23:09,194 --> 00:23:10,041 I must go. 313 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,069 But I implore you to give me something to take with me. 314 00:23:13,069 --> 00:23:14,092 Something I can wear close to my.... 315 00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:16,065 Wait. The King wears my pantaloons. 316 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,554 But i've got something else. 317 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:24,887 How about this? 318 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,480 But Lady, the King gave this to you 319 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,240 your birthday in front of the entire kingdom. 320 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:29,675 He was so proud of it. 321 00:23:29,675 --> 00:23:30,400 Yes, but it... 322 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,372 doesn't really mean anything to me unless you wear it. 323 00:23:34,559 --> 00:23:36,175 I will wear it with honor. 324 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,306 Good. 325 00:23:42,559 --> 00:23:44,626 - I must go now. - All right. 326 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,150 Until we meet again. 327 00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:56,833 Fallwell! What is the meaning of this? 328 00:23:57,050 --> 00:23:58,000 I... 329 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,645 I was just looking for the King. 330 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:00,976 Well he's not here. 331 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:02,524 I can see that. 332 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,047 I apologize. 333 00:24:29,679 --> 00:24:31,882 Sir, are you the proprietor of this establishment? 334 00:24:31,882 --> 00:24:32,850 Yes I am. 335 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,831 Look, I've come a long way, 336 00:24:34,831 --> 00:24:36,500 I need a room and a hot meal. 337 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,776 Well I can have one of the girls fetch you a bowl of stew, 338 00:24:38,776 --> 00:24:39,942 but ask for logics, 339 00:24:39,942 --> 00:24:41,272 we haven't got a spare room. 340 00:24:41,420 --> 00:24:41,840 But I... 341 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,840 My apologies young boy. 342 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,006 I'm a girl. 343 00:24:57,250 --> 00:24:58,310 Excuse me? 344 00:24:58,799 --> 00:24:59,961 Excuse me? 345 00:24:59,961 --> 00:25:01,551 What? What? What? 346 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,846 I have a letter of recommendation. 347 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,125 I'm sure you're a fine wench, 348 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,133 but a letter of recommendation? 349 00:25:11,586 --> 00:25:12,543 (Oh my...) 350 00:25:14,329 --> 00:25:16,257 (Yeah... Come on) 351 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,754 I'm really sorry but, 352 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,050 we don't need another musketeer. 353 00:25:39,050 --> 00:25:40,279 Thank you very much. 354 00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:42,192 En garde! 355 00:25:44,159 --> 00:25:45,879 You've got to be kidding me. 356 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,950 Are you afraid, Aramis, 357 00:25:47,950 --> 00:25:49,279 of a woman? 358 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,428 Never! 359 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,313 Not bad, not bad. 360 00:25:56,361 --> 00:25:57,842 *** 361 00:26:02,298 --> 00:26:05,062 You look like a pussy. 362 00:26:07,068 --> 00:26:09,217 Yeah. Pussy ***. 363 00:26:09,217 --> 00:26:11,429 - Are you calling me... - a pussy! 364 00:26:12,429 --> 00:26:14,188 Aramis! Beautiful! 365 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,840 You must fight with your head, 366 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,224 not your heart. 367 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:26,118 Your sword art *** fantastic ***, 368 00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:28,091 but your *** does need some work. 369 00:26:28,150 --> 00:26:30,062 Does that mean I got to be a musketeer? 370 00:26:30,062 --> 00:26:31,034 No. 371 00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:32,273 Aramis... 372 00:26:32,650 --> 00:26:34,355 *** 373 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,336 You're going to make her cry. 374 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,324 Don't go and do that. 375 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,400 Look you're really good, you really are. 376 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,722 And besides... 377 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,698 *** you got a nice bottom too. 378 00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:47,902 Look, 379 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,145 musketeering is hard work. 380 00:26:50,799 --> 00:26:53,124 why would you want to be a musketeer? 381 00:26:53,124 --> 00:26:54,549 The pay is little, 382 00:26:54,549 --> 00:26:56,394 the days are long, the work is... 383 00:26:56,394 --> 00:26:58,218 I want to be a musketeer. 384 00:26:58,218 --> 00:27:00,352 I want to be able to fight for the King and Queen, 385 00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:02,004 I want to defend my country. 386 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:03,984 In love for the Queen, woman, 387 00:27:03,984 --> 00:27:05,005 Why would you want to do this? 388 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,232 Why? Because I want to help people, 389 00:27:07,232 --> 00:27:09,061 and I want to make my mark. 390 00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:10,654 Do you understand? 391 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,914 We must *** here. 392 00:27:25,679 --> 00:27:27,343 She's been there for days. 393 00:27:27,350 --> 00:27:29,638 She even sleeps on our doorsteps. 394 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,908 We could give her a job... 395 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,928 That of... polishing our swords! 396 00:27:37,039 --> 00:27:39,120 Now D'Artagnan, you have something there. 397 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,350 My sword has been needing a polishing 398 00:27:41,350 --> 00:27:43,745 for a very long time. 399 00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:44,648 Then there you have it. 400 00:27:44,648 --> 00:27:47,350 I will make sure that she has proper lodgings for tonight. 401 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,429 Let us go. 402 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:02,577 Errr. 403 00:28:03,678 --> 00:28:05,488 May I help with that missy? 404 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:06,635 Oh... 405 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,659 I don't think the Lady needs any help. 406 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,769 Who asked you anyways? 407 00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:12,286 Wait with you, man. 408 00:28:12,559 --> 00:28:13,850 Have it your way. 409 00:28:26,159 --> 00:28:27,247 Thank you my Lord. 410 00:28:27,679 --> 00:28:29,360 You know, a fair woman like yourself 411 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,760 should not be walking these streets unescorted. 412 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,320 I feel you're right, I should be going now. 413 00:28:36,559 --> 00:28:37,805 Oh... 414 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,818 Um... May i carry this, or give you a hand? 415 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:44,488 Thank you my Lord, 416 00:28:44,488 --> 00:28:46,130 I appear to have an escort now. 417 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,289 So what parts are you from? 418 00:28:49,289 --> 00:28:50,562 Oh I'm from all parts, 419 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,550 I'm from all places, 420 00:28:51,550 --> 00:28:53,271 I am a citizen of the world. 421 00:28:54,159 --> 00:28:56,548 And how do you find our humble land? 422 00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,224 I find them... 423 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:00,996 very captivating. 424 00:29:02,159 --> 00:29:02,712 Um... 425 00:29:02,712 --> 00:29:04,528 Are these clothes going someplace special? 426 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,661 Yes, it's going to the royal palace. 427 00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:07,890 Where are you going? 428 00:29:08,399 --> 00:29:11,111 Oh I'm just seeking some simple lodgings. 429 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,759 Lodgings for citizens of the world. 430 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,378 You tease, my Lady. 431 00:29:16,799 --> 00:29:18,967 I hear the Miller has a room for rent. 432 00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:21,200 Oh, that is grand. Then we ride to the Millers. 433 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,121 I fear not. He's not at home. 434 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,095 Oh, that is too bad. 435 00:29:25,095 --> 00:29:26,747 I mean we only seek simple lodgings, 436 00:29:26,747 --> 00:29:29,075 one for a young wayward woman, 437 00:29:29,075 --> 00:29:31,868 and a barn for myself and two of my colleagues. 438 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,899 But I'm finished, I shall take you there. 439 00:29:34,159 --> 00:29:34,896 That is grand, 440 00:29:34,896 --> 00:29:36,381 I hope these lodgings are not far. 441 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,201 Very close. Above my shop. 442 00:29:40,399 --> 00:29:41,868 You are not the Miller? 443 00:29:41,919 --> 00:29:43,962 No. The Miller's wife: Prudence. 444 00:29:44,399 --> 00:29:46,236 Dressmaker to the Queen. 445 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,269 Oh, well then we share the same flag. 446 00:29:48,269 --> 00:29:50,264 I'm D'Artagnan, the King's musketeer. 447 00:29:50,431 --> 00:29:51,474 I shall get my friends. 448 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,723 It's a simple room, 449 00:29:58,723 --> 00:30:00,845 but I trust you'll find everything you need here. 450 00:30:01,679 --> 00:30:03,270 I'm sure I will. 451 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,420 So tell me fair Lady, 452 00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:08,371 your husband, 453 00:30:09,279 --> 00:30:10,300 is he not at home? 454 00:30:10,446 --> 00:30:12,675 Oh no, he travels a great deal. 455 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,868 That's why we're going to have the lodger, 456 00:30:14,868 --> 00:30:16,814 so I... won't be alone. 457 00:30:17,279 --> 00:30:18,290 Very smart. 458 00:30:18,290 --> 00:30:19,900 I can see harm coming to you, 459 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:21,061 such a beautiful lady 460 00:30:21,061 --> 00:30:23,080 living in such a lage house alone. 461 00:30:23,919 --> 00:30:26,095 I trust your friend will like the room. 462 00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:28,933 Oh this is not for her, this is for me. 463 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,514 - But I thought... - So did I! 464 00:30:32,399 --> 00:30:34,480 No, you shall be sleeping with the others, 465 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,480 in the barn. 466 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,500 But Porthos: he snores. Loudly. 467 00:30:39,039 --> 00:30:41,513 A true musketeer does not complain. 468 00:30:41,919 --> 00:30:43,657 Now I sould be sleeping here, that is, 469 00:30:44,018 --> 00:30:45,246 if the Lady does not mind. 470 00:30:45,246 --> 00:30:46,550 But I do mind. 471 00:30:46,559 --> 00:30:48,524 I'm speaking of the other lady. 472 00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:50,628 Sir, it it pleases you. 473 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,400 Then there you have it. 474 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,050 Now off with you, 475 00:30:53,050 --> 00:30:54,337 you have a warm bed of hay. 476 00:30:54,450 --> 00:30:56,966 I want you to have the horses ready before we ride at dawn. 477 00:30:56,966 --> 00:30:59,449 Some of us may be riding sooner than that. 478 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:03,868 [*snorks*] 479 00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:43,884 Damn it. 480 00:33:43,884 --> 00:33:46,356 A *** on you, D'Artagnan. 481 00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:48,000 (Prudence!) 482 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,675 Oh my god, it's my husband! 483 00:33:49,743 --> 00:33:51,016 I thought you said that he was away. 484 00:33:51,016 --> 00:33:52,094 He was away. 485 00:33:52,250 --> 00:33:53,332 (Prudence, *** woman) 486 00:33:53,341 --> 00:33:54,846 *** 487 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,096 What's this? 488 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,112 Musketeers, quickly, 489 00:34:04,112 --> 00:34:05,492 we must bring the horses. 490 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,056 Ah, it's *** again. 491 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,238 The cardinal will be pleased you could make it from Perpignan. 492 00:34:21,119 --> 00:34:22,891 I trust you had a good ride. 493 00:34:23,050 --> 00:34:24,865 Oh the cardinal's coach was fine. 494 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:26,528 So, exactly, 495 00:34:26,528 --> 00:34:28,970 what does that despicable man need me for this time? 496 00:34:29,599 --> 00:34:31,289 Please don't speak of my lord like that. 497 00:34:31,679 --> 00:34:33,057 So where is he anyway? 498 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,603 He's with the King. 499 00:34:34,603 --> 00:34:35,847 I shall take you. 500 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:37,975 Oh? 501 00:34:38,079 --> 00:34:39,477 Then I shall let you take. 502 00:34:39,477 --> 00:34:40,480 Oh, please, Milady, 503 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,953 I'm a pious man. 504 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,592 Fine. Then I shall take myself. 505 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:00,841 Pious man, huh? 506 00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,353 Hmm. We'll see. 507 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,283 I'm sorry if I hurted your feelings. 508 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,079 I would never want to do anything that 509 00:35:14,079 --> 00:35:15,751 would get you in any trouble. 510 00:35:16,350 --> 00:35:17,486 Please Milady... 511 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,499 "Please" what? 512 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,445 I'm a pious man. 513 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,797 Well, it's not like you can do that for a living. 514 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:29,191 What's wrong? 515 00:35:29,191 --> 00:35:30,839 You seem like you've never done this before. 516 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,295 I... I haven't. 517 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,413 You wouldn't lie to me, would you? 518 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,117 No. No Ma'am. 519 00:35:39,300 --> 00:35:40,560 *** 520 00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:46,214 So *** become too hot. 521 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,029 Is it always so warm in here? 522 00:35:58,240 --> 00:35:59,359 No Ma'am. 523 00:35:59,359 --> 00:35:59,940 No? 524 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,495 Blow on my chest, it's too hot. 525 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:06,920 Please. 526 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,766 It's perfectly innocent, 527 00:36:09,766 --> 00:36:11,982 there couldn't possibly be anything wrong with that. 528 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,571 Milady, this is difficult. 529 00:36:17,599 --> 00:36:19,472 Should I get closer to make it easier? 530 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,889 Don't you like what you see? 531 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,714 Yes? 532 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,240 Tell me the truth if it's so. 533 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:33,719 Do you like what you see? 534 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,367 Yes. 535 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,756 That's good. 536 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,138 I hate to think that... 537 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:44,420 I disappointed you in some way. 538 00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:46,858 Um, no, Milady. 539 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,225 That's good. 540 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,962 Help me out of my dress. 541 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,106 You know Milady, we really shouldn't... 542 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:01,813 We haven't done anything. 543 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,254 You're being awfully presumptuous, 544 00:37:04,254 --> 00:37:05,287 don't you think? 545 00:37:06,079 --> 00:37:07,507 Way it's warming here. 546 00:37:07,507 --> 00:37:08,700 Is it? 547 00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:10,521 Oh, yeah, it is. 548 00:37:13,359 --> 00:37:15,087 I can get the rest. 549 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,305 Are you nervous? 550 00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:20,981 *** 551 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,090 Do you have to get nervous? 552 00:37:25,350 --> 00:37:26,520 Um... no. 553 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,800 No? 554 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,945 Too bad I would have taken you 555 00:37:34,945 --> 00:37:36,977 for the nervous time. Actually. 556 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,190 Much better. 557 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,466 What do you think? 558 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,146 I'm a pious man, Milady. 559 00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:54,322 Oh... Poo... 560 00:38:02,150 --> 00:38:03,591 Way it's warming here... 561 00:38:05,359 --> 00:38:07,289 Would you like me to blow on your chest? 562 00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:09,158 Cool enough? 563 00:38:11,359 --> 00:38:12,950 Well, if... if you want. 564 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,292 Say "please". 565 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,922 - Please. - Please. 566 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:23,119 Again. 567 00:38:23,119 --> 00:38:24,534 Please. 568 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:26,186 Hm. 569 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:27,493 Maybe not. 570 00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:30,100 I wouldn't want to get you in any trouble of course. 571 00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:40,750 My *** is getting warm in here. 572 00:38:40,824 --> 00:38:41,933 Really? 573 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,571 Should I help you out of some of your clothes? 574 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:48,450 Stand up. 575 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:50,851 Hands up. 576 00:39:13,450 --> 00:39:14,531 You're looking nice. 577 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,293 Strong young arms. 578 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,683 How old are you, child? 579 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,550 I'll be 23 this June, Ma'am. 580 00:39:23,550 --> 00:39:24,821 Oh young ***. 581 00:39:25,350 --> 00:39:27,158 You *** 23. 582 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:34,602 You're just a baby. 583 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,523 I'm a ***. 584 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,637 You're a liar. 585 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,997 You're way overdressed. 586 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,725 Yes Ma'am. 587 00:39:51,599 --> 00:39:52,840 What a shame. 588 00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:00,075 You think it ***, hm? 589 00:40:01,695 --> 00:40:03,311 Open door and *** see ***. 590 00:40:03,311 --> 00:40:04,587 No one come in. 591 00:40:08,079 --> 00:40:10,344 This is your room isn't it? Why would anyone come in? 592 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,462 Do you like what you see? 593 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,008 Yes Milady. 594 00:40:25,885 --> 00:40:27,803 Hm... ***. 595 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,023 Uneasy lies the head where's the crown. 596 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,627 Oh, and it's murder on your hairdo. 597 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,251 Sire, 598 00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:18,783 Milady D'Summer has been gracious 599 00:41:18,783 --> 00:41:20,285 to offer us her services. 600 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,500 Well... 601 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,939 Actually I prefer a big, stiff... 602 00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:27,155 Uh, you may have... Your majesty... 603 00:41:27,155 --> 00:41:30,518 Her services for organizing the anniversary banquet. 604 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:31,750 Oh... 605 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:33,193 Well then... 606 00:41:33,786 --> 00:41:35,900 What would you say about me in... 607 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,440 a... 608 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,750 purple taffeta? 609 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,317 Well, *** 610 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,656 Anyway, you two stay here and... 611 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,119 finish the preparations for the banquet. 612 00:41:49,119 --> 00:41:52,428 Because frankly, I haven't got a thing to wear. 613 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:57,956 *** he's gone. 614 00:41:57,956 --> 00:41:59,445 Now's our chance to disgrace the Queen. 615 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:01,086 Oh? 616 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:03,753 How? 617 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,221 You know as well as I do. 618 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:10,279 The Queen is cavorting the duke 619 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:12,350 right under the King's very nose. 620 00:42:11,682 --> 00:42:13,336 Oh, and what a nose does he owns. 621 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,354 On their last tryst, 622 00:42:17,599 --> 00:42:19,390 one of the Queen's chambermaids, 623 00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,638 saw her give the duke her emerald necklace. 624 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,003 The one with the five stones? 625 00:42:25,003 --> 00:42:26,126 Precisely. 626 00:42:27,119 --> 00:42:28,143 Now, what I want you to do 627 00:42:28,143 --> 00:42:30,448 is to seal two jewels from that necklace. 628 00:42:30,550 --> 00:42:32,483 I don't care how you do it, just get it done. 629 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,231 Supposedly the duke never takes it off. 630 00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:36,462 Even when he's... 631 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,200 Copulating? 632 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,397 Right. 633 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,300 I can't say that word after all, 634 00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:43,587 I'm a man of the cloth. 635 00:42:44,050 --> 00:42:45,358 You, my dear, 636 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,800 are man of the most despicable character, 637 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,160 a rat, 638 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,520 a sink, (?) 639 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,280 a low down, 640 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,480 filthy, 641 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,310 speck of humanity. 642 00:42:57,599 --> 00:42:59,428 But of course that's what I like about you. 643 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,168 Well, thank you. 644 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,280 When the Queen... 645 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,246 arrives at the anniversary bal, 646 00:43:07,246 --> 00:43:09,326 the King will expect her to be wearing the necklace. 647 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:12,747 Or possibly just want to wear it himself. 648 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:15,407 Whatever. 649 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,244 And when he sees the two jewels are missing... 650 00:43:20,134 --> 00:43:23,134 I'll produce those jewels 651 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:25,356 as proof of the Queen's infidelity. 652 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,760 And out of our hair, 653 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,286 which will leave the King much easier to manipulate. 654 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:34,790 In that case, 655 00:43:34,856 --> 00:43:37,738 I'm ***. 656 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,359 Use your head. 657 00:43:41,359 --> 00:43:42,880 Or I might just give some. 658 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,141 This is terrible. 659 00:43:49,141 --> 00:43:50,565 Are you sure you heard right? 660 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,600 Yes Milady. 661 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,145 Well then we must retrieve the necklace at once. 662 00:43:54,145 --> 00:43:56,035 Oh, Milady, I know just the man to do it. 663 00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:57,520 Well, 664 00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,291 You would trust him with my honor? 665 00:43:59,291 --> 00:44:00,502 And my life. 666 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:01,369 Well then hurry, 667 00:44:01,369 --> 00:44:03,278 The Lady D'Summer has a head start on us. 668 00:44:03,458 --> 00:44:04,614 Yes your Highness. 669 00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:22,440 You may enter. 670 00:44:27,599 --> 00:44:28,655 Lady D'Summer? 671 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,512 You summoned me? 672 00:44:31,599 --> 00:44:32,643 Yes, I... 673 00:44:32,643 --> 00:44:35,099 bring a message from the Queen of France. 674 00:44:35,150 --> 00:44:36,225 Yes? 675 00:44:37,359 --> 00:44:38,588 You must come closer 676 00:44:38,588 --> 00:44:40,509 so that you can hear me better. 677 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,628 Come even closer, it's a very private message. 678 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,662 I wouldn't want anyone else to hear. 679 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,443 Bend down closer. 680 00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:57,213 [*Inaudible*] 681 00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,739 Uh, I'm shocked. And appalled. 682 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:01,779 Good. 683 00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:03,631 So... 684 00:45:03,631 --> 00:45:06,461 You're saying that you're denying the Queen's request? 685 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,987 Not unable. Just unwilling. 686 00:45:11,599 --> 00:45:12,353 Oh... 687 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:16,927 That's a pity. 688 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,939 You know, I have her talk, 689 00:45:19,359 --> 00:45:21,223 I fear you may be impotent. 690 00:45:21,839 --> 00:45:22,603 Impotent? 691 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:23,690 Impotent? 692 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,376 It happened one time. 693 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,477 It was completely blown out of proportion. 694 00:45:28,079 --> 00:45:29,254 Just one time. 695 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,066 I drank too much more wine. 696 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:32,500 Oh well, there, there. 697 00:45:32,729 --> 00:45:34,964 I'm certain it happens to everyone. 698 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:36,582 Does it? 699 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,242 Well, never to me but... 700 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:39,560 I'm sure it does. 701 00:45:41,119 --> 00:45:43,602 Ah... I must say with all modesty that... 702 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:47,160 men have always been incredibly viril in my bed chamber. 703 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:48,517 Really? 704 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,277 So you still... 705 00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,413 deny the Queen's request? 706 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,125 No, but... 707 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,960 She just sent me here to... 708 00:46:03,119 --> 00:46:04,134 service you. 709 00:46:04,563 --> 00:46:05,807 To make you happy. 710 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,350 She says in fact to think of her 711 00:46:08,350 --> 00:46:09,754 as you make love to me. 712 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,445 Think of me as... 713 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,691 Your vessel of pleasure. 714 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:16,609 Vessel? 715 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,040 Sure. 716 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,711 She was very concerned about your well-being, and... 717 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,618 and that you would be here traveling alone, and... 718 00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,026 I thought it was actually very thoughtful of her don't you? 719 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,116 My. The Queen was right. 720 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,648 She said you had quite a member. 721 00:46:54,550 --> 00:46:56,447 *** make me Queen, yeah. 722 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,517 It was wonderful. 723 00:47:20,517 --> 00:47:21,741 I'm glad you liked it. 724 00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,981 That'll be all. You're dismissed now. 725 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:28,598 Okay. 726 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,652 Hurry up. Chop chop. 727 00:47:38,319 --> 00:47:39,532 Here don't forget this. 728 00:47:51,119 --> 00:47:53,157 I have a message for your cardinal. 729 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:54,790 Very well. 730 00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,019 I'll get the cardinal. 731 00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:05,432 Not so fast. 732 00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,184 You've forgotten about me already? 733 00:48:07,850 --> 00:48:09,178 No Milady. 734 00:49:17,839 --> 00:49:18,603 Well? 735 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,976 I have your blasted jewels. 736 00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:22,467 Excellent. Hand them over. 737 00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:23,954 Not so fast. 738 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,285 A reward of some sort is in order, don't you think? 739 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:30,720 Well, um... 740 00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,559 Your assistant Phillipe, 741 00:49:32,559 --> 00:49:33,559 should do nicely. 742 00:49:33,559 --> 00:49:35,336 Oh, he's a pious man... 743 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:36,467 Oh, I know, I know. 744 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:40,548 I'm afraid he's in prayer. 745 00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:41,925 Day and night. 746 00:49:42,180 --> 00:49:42,925 Hmm. 747 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,577 Cleansing his soul, no doubt. 748 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,485 Then I shall just have to hold on to the jewels. 749 00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:50,448 Until i can have him. 750 00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:56,641 This is a matter of great urgency. 751 00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,341 I don't think Philippe would... 752 00:49:58,559 --> 00:49:59,466 Understand? 753 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:02,378 I have a great urgency as well. 754 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,646 I hear the musketeers are close by. 755 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,052 I also hear they're looking for you. 756 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,874 And why ever would they be looking for me? 757 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,274 I fear there's a spy in the castle. 758 00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:23,880 Then you will just have to throw them off track, won't you? 759 00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,385 I've already arranged for that. 760 00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:28,517 Come take a walk with me. 761 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:36,542 Wait here. 762 00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,255 It's not the real thing, it's a fake. 763 00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:02,610 Keep the musketeers from your doorstep. 764 00:51:03,448 --> 00:51:04,800 And how would you... 765 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,370 I have a plan. 766 00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:10,743 Captain? 767 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,197 And who is she? 768 00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:14,298 A tasty little tidbit for later. 769 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:33,754 And so you see, 770 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,925 the Queen's honor indeed her very life her at stake here. 771 00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:39,655 She trusts no one but me. 772 00:51:40,319 --> 00:51:42,140 And I can trust no one but you. 773 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,696 And you have my word as a musketeer. 774 00:51:44,900 --> 00:51:46,490 We shall find the necklace. 775 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:47,886 And the stones. 776 00:51:48,050 --> 00:51:49,177 But D'Artagnan, 777 00:51:49,177 --> 00:51:50,976 how we would do this, huh? 778 00:51:51,446 --> 00:51:52,264 *** on, 779 00:51:52,264 --> 00:51:54,277 - She's a woman. - Yeah. 780 00:51:54,604 --> 00:51:56,087 - Yeah, she's a woman. - Okay. 781 00:51:56,315 --> 00:51:57,614 I *** 782 00:51:58,319 --> 00:52:00,419 I'm afraid that will not work. 783 00:52:00,672 --> 00:52:01,749 Not, but why? 784 00:52:02,319 --> 00:52:04,920 Lady D'Summer while she will sleep with any man 785 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:06,073 to get her way, 786 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,880 prefers the touch of a woman for her private pleasures. 787 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,880 So if you wish to entice this Lady, 788 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,823 you must use a more tender and delicate bait. 789 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,852 Oh no, not me. 790 00:52:21,599 --> 00:52:23,858 You said that you wanted to be a musketeer. 791 00:52:24,150 --> 00:52:25,440 Yeah, but I didn't think I'd 792 00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,181 have to eat quim to get there. 793 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,434 All musketeers eat quim. 794 00:52:29,434 --> 00:52:31,474 If you don't wish to be one of us... 795 00:52:31,870 --> 00:52:33,265 Well I didn't say that. 796 00:52:33,471 --> 00:52:34,228 So? 797 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:35,551 So. 798 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,373 Which way to England? 799 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:38,373 There you have it. 800 00:52:38,850 --> 00:52:39,857 Now, musketeers: 801 00:52:39,857 --> 00:52:42,463 - All for one... - And one for all! 802 00:52:42,822 --> 00:52:44,112 Oh, D'Artagnan... 803 00:52:44,112 --> 00:52:46,748 Why do you do this to us all the time? You're crazy? 804 00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,829 I may not have the scrotum of a man, 805 00:52:48,829 --> 00:52:51,219 have the heart of a musketeer. 806 00:52:52,219 --> 00:52:53,469 [*screams*] 807 00:52:53,469 --> 00:52:55,061 Shit, *** 808 00:53:07,700 --> 00:53:09,656 Leave us, it's fine. Leave me alone. 809 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,335 You're just a woman. 810 00:53:19,900 --> 00:53:22,539 I am not just a woman, I am a musketeer. 811 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:31,890 You want another chance? 812 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,237 Have one. 813 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:53,299 D'Artagnan! 814 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,601 Oh, D'Artagnan... 815 00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:01,957 Fallwell, Fallwell... 816 00:54:01,957 --> 00:54:03,644 When will you ever learn... 817 00:54:03,839 --> 00:54:06,502 not to cross swords with the musketeers? 818 00:54:08,319 --> 00:54:09,856 But what is this? 819 00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,049 Carefully. It maybe a trap. 820 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,934 The Queen necklace! You found it! 821 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,839 Catherine... Catherine... 822 00:54:21,839 --> 00:54:22,880 Thank you! 823 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,019 Thank you musketeers, 824 00:54:24,019 --> 00:54:25,903 I must make to the Queen with great haste. 825 00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,153 I know you almost a musketeer, 826 00:54:29,153 --> 00:54:30,398 give me some clothes. 827 00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:32,406 But that's not fair! 828 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,002 Life is not fair. 829 00:54:35,359 --> 00:54:37,433 Go. Tend to the horses. 830 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,296 I swear to you I will become a musketeer. 831 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:41,536 Do you hear me? 832 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,092 I will be the fourth musketeer. 833 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,399 Catherine, Catherine... 834 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:56,037 Last time I saw you, 835 00:54:56,319 --> 00:54:58,720 You had this very pouch, 836 00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,634 your delicate hands... 837 00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:03,221 Oh... 838 00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:06,994 No... no... 839 00:55:08,300 --> 00:55:11,210 A musketeer never gives up. 840 00:55:11,210 --> 00:55:12,507 Never. Never! 841 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,387 Aramis? Where are you going? 842 00:55:17,359 --> 00:55:18,992 To meet destiny. 843 00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:31,025 It's wonderful Prudence, 844 00:55:31,025 --> 00:55:33,047 they returned the necklace just like that? 845 00:55:33,047 --> 00:55:34,986 Oh yes Milady, it was just as I told you: 846 00:55:34,986 --> 00:55:37,136 the musketeers were magnificent. 847 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,983 Cardinal Fallwell's men didn't stand a chat. 848 00:55:41,599 --> 00:55:43,748 And they found the necklace in a little pouch, 849 00:55:43,748 --> 00:55:45,326 around a dead man's neck? 850 00:55:46,091 --> 00:55:47,128 How grotesque. 851 00:55:47,128 --> 00:55:48,462 Yes Milady. 852 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:52,559 Thank you. 853 00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:54,480 Could I maybe... 854 00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:55,704 see it in the mirror? 855 00:55:55,704 --> 00:55:57,008 Of course Milady. 856 00:55:59,599 --> 00:56:00,996 But it looks alright. 857 00:56:00,996 --> 00:56:01,817 I just... 858 00:56:02,150 --> 00:56:04,473 don't understand why Fallwell... 859 00:56:05,599 --> 00:56:07,682 just didn't put up a fight... 860 00:56:07,700 --> 00:56:08,250 Well Milady, 861 00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:09,359 I think we should be thankful 862 00:56:09,359 --> 00:56:11,200 the necklace was returned in one piece. 863 00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:14,068 - Your bath is ready. - Thank you. 864 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:17,328 No no, this stays till the banquet is over. 865 00:56:17,550 --> 00:56:18,934 As you wish Milady. 866 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,146 Lady! Let it look! 867 00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:33,944 Oh my goodness! 868 00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,573 It's a fake, *** 869 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:46,777 I will go to jail... 870 00:57:51,119 --> 00:57:51,822 Oh... 871 00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:54,616 You're not going, you forgot about the musketeers. 872 00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:56,631 There, she was, 873 00:57:56,631 --> 00:57:58,909 just walking down the street... 874 00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:01,540 All right, that's not how it goes. 875 00:58:01,540 --> 00:58:02,776 It is so! 876 00:58:02,776 --> 00:58:04,886 My father sung it to me when I was a boy. 877 00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:08,038 [*whistles*] 878 00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:09,416 Who goes there? 879 00:58:10,282 --> 00:58:11,855 [*whistles*] 880 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:12,947 Come out. 881 00:58:12,947 --> 00:58:13,933 We'll run you through. 882 00:58:15,150 --> 00:58:16,050 [*whistles*] 883 00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:18,349 ***, so it is a jester that we deal with. 884 00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:19,601 Tell me: 885 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,584 Are you guards of the King? 886 00:58:22,003 --> 00:58:22,953 [*laughs*] 887 00:58:23,119 --> 00:58:23,896 The King? 888 00:58:24,150 --> 00:58:26,377 That far he doesn't deserve guards. 889 00:58:26,559 --> 00:58:28,121 We answer only to the Cardinal, 890 00:58:28,121 --> 00:58:29,607 the true ruler of France. 891 00:58:30,765 --> 00:58:31,865 - [*whistlers*] - Silence! 892 00:58:32,079 --> 00:58:34,118 Who's asking these questions? 893 00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:37,741 Aramis. 894 00:58:37,741 --> 00:58:40,544 ***. The King's musketeer. 895 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:43,694 We are enemies. 896 00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:48,132 Ouch. 897 00:58:48,379 --> 00:58:49,532 En garde! 898 00:58:51,300 --> 00:58:52,351 En garde! 899 00:58:53,350 --> 00:58:54,741 You must be a fool. 900 00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:53,249 Mercy, please, I beg of you. 901 00:59:54,319 --> 00:59:55,319 So tell me one thing. 902 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:56,403 Anything! 903 00:59:56,550 --> 00:59:57,316 Spare my life. 904 00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:58,942 Where is she? 905 01:00:00,151 --> 01:00:00,848 Who? 906 01:00:03,650 --> 01:00:06,545 I mean: *** Catherine? 907 01:00:07,450 --> 01:00:09,013 I don't know who you speak. 908 01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:12,227 Alright! Alright! 909 01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:15,109 Cardinal Fallwell got... 910 01:00:15,363 --> 01:00:16,258 Hm-mm? 911 01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,150 *** 912 01:00:19,300 --> 01:00:20,440 Where is she? 913 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:24,843 She's in the cardinal's bed. 914 01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:27,000 And you think that's fun? 915 01:00:27,034 --> 01:00:28,012 No! 916 01:00:28,401 --> 01:00:29,050 Argh! 917 01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:30,852 Just... 918 01:00:31,119 --> 01:00:32,119 Take this away... 919 01:00:32,119 --> 01:00:33,510 I can't stand... 920 01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:35,159 I never want to see it again. 921 01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,414 Oh Milady, try, try to relax. 922 01:00:41,119 --> 01:00:41,875 Relax? 923 01:00:41,875 --> 01:00:43,647 How can I relax at a time like this? 924 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,203 I mean: the cardinal and Lady D'Summer, 925 01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:48,166 they're both plotting against me. 926 01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:50,010 And... 927 01:00:50,079 --> 01:00:51,586 And if the necklace is not returned 928 01:00:51,586 --> 01:00:52,923 by the time the banquet start, 929 01:00:52,923 --> 01:00:54,259 I'm gonna be ruins. 930 01:00:54,799 --> 01:00:56,763 And going to find out about my affair, 931 01:00:56,850 --> 01:00:58,000 with the Duke of ***. 932 01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,748 Oh Milady, we... 933 01:01:00,319 --> 01:01:00,983 Oh... 934 01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:03,359 We have to have faith, Milady. 935 01:01:03,359 --> 01:01:04,511 In the musketeers. 936 01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,440 We have to believe that they're going to 937 01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:10,014 get the real necklace back from the duke of ***. 938 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,465 As well as a stone from Lady D'Summer. 939 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,140 Oh Milady, but they have to succeed, 940 01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:17,721 they're the musketeers. 941 01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:20,681 This is so nice, Prudence. 942 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,280 Anything that pleases you Milady. 943 01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:26,871 Smells so... decadent. 944 01:01:33,597 --> 01:01:34,446 Yes... 945 01:01:34,446 --> 01:01:36,700 Sesame oil, spiced with musk, 946 01:01:36,700 --> 01:01:38,203 and a secret ingredient. 947 01:01:38,559 --> 01:01:40,662 I keep it nice and warm by the fire. 948 01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,292 Would you *** like to turn over? 949 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:21,084 - One... - Oh! 950 01:02:21,084 --> 01:02:22,548 - and two... - Oh! 951 01:02:22,550 --> 01:02:24,140 - and three! - Oh! 952 01:02:25,750 --> 01:02:27,003 You, idiot. 953 01:02:27,003 --> 01:02:28,104 Your Majesty... 954 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:34,139 You've been awfully testy lately lizzy. 955 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,065 Oh honey don't cry... 956 01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,152 Don't cry... 957 01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:41,864 Your eyes will get all puffy 958 01:02:41,864 --> 01:02:43,990 and you'll get stuff all over your dress. 959 01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:47,296 Aren't you excited? 960 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,548 It's only a week away till our... 961 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:52,710 fabulous party. 962 01:02:54,559 --> 01:02:55,619 By the way, 963 01:02:56,079 --> 01:02:57,552 what are you gonna wear? 964 01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,933 I really haven't thought about it yet. 965 01:03:02,079 --> 01:03:04,734 Well, Prudence is making me a fabulous frock, 966 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:05,801 I know, 967 01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:08,694 Maybe she could make us... matchings! 968 01:03:08,694 --> 01:03:10,976 Wouldn't that be peachy? 969 01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:14,921 ***, some papers for you to sign. 970 01:03:15,254 --> 01:03:16,488 Am I interrupting something? 971 01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:19,921 Oh, no, we're just talking about our grand banquet. 972 01:03:20,559 --> 01:03:21,839 Is the Queen upset? 973 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,295 Oh no I'm fine. 974 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:26,616 Oh, Sire, I think he means me. 975 01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:29,476 And, no, cardinal Fallwell, I'm fine. 976 01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:32,416 Well, I'm sure you'll be the belle of the bal. 977 01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:35,295 No disrespect to you, your majesty. 978 01:03:35,433 --> 01:03:36,182 Uh! 979 01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,717 But wearing that priceless emerald necklace, 980 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:42,131 no star will shine brighter than our Excellency. 981 01:03:42,799 --> 01:03:44,299 You do still have the necklace, don't you? 982 01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:46,007 Of course she does. 983 01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:47,097 Don't you sweetie? 984 01:03:48,319 --> 01:03:48,997 Well. 985 01:03:49,119 --> 01:03:50,569 If the lady has no objections, 986 01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,558 I will take the bobble to my artisans for a special... 987 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,289 leaning and polishing. 988 01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,130 That won't be necessary. 989 01:03:57,130 --> 01:03:57,992 Oh? 990 01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,307 I just couldn't bear the thought of... 991 01:04:00,799 --> 01:04:03,643 other hands touching my necklace it's just... 992 01:04:03,643 --> 01:04:05,112 so dear to me. 993 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,052 How sweet. 994 01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:08,879 Oh give me that. 995 01:04:11,359 --> 01:04:13,209 Your Majesty I just wanted to tell you that uh... 996 01:04:13,209 --> 01:04:14,559 I must go out of the country. 997 01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:16,033 Business. 998 01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:17,862 Monkey business no doubt. 999 01:04:17,862 --> 01:04:20,573 You'd better be back for the banquet. 1000 01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,134 I wouldn't miss it for the world. 1001 01:04:22,134 --> 01:04:22,753 Awesome. 1002 01:04:22,811 --> 01:04:25,451 Now, about those ***. 1003 01:04:26,392 --> 01:04:30,873 [*undistinct chat*] 1004 01:04:44,050 --> 01:04:45,362 I brought you something. 1005 01:04:46,319 --> 01:04:47,925 Something a little more appropriate. 1006 01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,594 It'll be all on, captain, you can go now. 1007 01:04:58,079 --> 01:04:59,097 I think i can handle it. 1008 01:05:04,750 --> 01:05:05,734 Pull it on. 1009 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:11,051 - Here? - Yes here. 1010 01:05:58,559 --> 01:05:59,535 Okay. 1011 01:06:00,350 --> 01:06:01,411 Come here. 1012 01:06:21,039 --> 01:06:22,498 See, I can be nice too. 1013 01:06:24,319 --> 01:06:25,213 If you're nice... 1014 01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:39,680 Captain! 1015 01:06:54,559 --> 01:06:55,852 Prepare her. 1016 01:07:03,150 --> 01:07:04,437 Hold still. 1017 01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:05,959 *** 1018 01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:08,590 *** if you don't fight. 1019 01:07:09,700 --> 01:07:10,695 Relax. 1020 01:07:12,319 --> 01:07:13,603 Captain, prepare her. 1021 01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:27,646 Later. It's not my turn yet. 1022 01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:08,107 I want her good and ready, captain. 1023 01:08:10,799 --> 01:08:13,056 Oh, look at that, she's wet now... 1024 01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:19,903 Relax my dear. 1025 01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:23,125 I'm about to grant you complete absolution. 1026 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,171 Cleanse your soul... 1027 01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,685 by penetrating your peasant parts. 1028 01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:49,697 *** 1029 01:08:49,964 --> 01:08:53,162 ***, ***. 1030 01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:05,625 Yes, but *** 1031 01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:07,637 We have a message from the Queen of France. 1032 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:10,308 Not another one... 1033 01:09:18,719 --> 01:09:20,600 Quickly. The necklace is around my neck. 1034 01:09:30,159 --> 01:09:31,270 What's this? 1035 01:09:31,279 --> 01:09:32,346 The stones are missing. 1036 01:09:32,346 --> 01:09:33,297 But how? 1037 01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:35,803 Who? Think back, think hard. 1038 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,999 [*undistinct chat*] 1039 01:09:58,239 --> 01:10:00,427 I will personally keep a close watch on this one. 1040 01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:03,972 Welcome to hell. 1041 01:10:35,199 --> 01:10:37,288 Hell is not all it's cracked up(?) to be. 1042 01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:38,933 Water? 1043 01:10:40,239 --> 01:10:41,228 You speak? 1044 01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:43,438 Here, have some water man. 1045 01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:45,072 Thank you. 1046 01:10:48,239 --> 01:10:50,892 So what did you do to deserve such a faith? 1047 01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:54,481 I represented the face of freedom. 1048 01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:56,932 So they took away my face. 1049 01:10:57,679 --> 01:10:58,957 But your voice... 1050 01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:01,477 it sounds so familiar. 1051 01:11:02,159 --> 01:11:03,806 It's the voice of suffering. 1052 01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:07,734 Can you see me? 1053 01:11:08,719 --> 01:11:10,092 I can see nothing, 1054 01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:12,641 Except injustice. 1055 01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:13,793 Tell me. 1056 01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:15,112 Tell me something. 1057 01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:17,813 Do you have any fight left in those weary bones? 1058 01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:20,080 A good man once told me: 1059 01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:21,974 Never give up. 1060 01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:24,734 Never. 1061 01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:26,113 Get come closer, 1062 01:11:26,113 --> 01:11:27,428 I have a plan. 1063 01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:30,670 Come closer. 1064 01:11:31,199 --> 01:11:33,198 Your Majesty, please try to be still. 1065 01:11:33,198 --> 01:11:34,026 I can't... 1066 01:11:34,026 --> 01:11:36,985 I'm so worried they've almost been gone for a fortnight. 1067 01:11:36,985 --> 01:11:37,612 A fortnight? 1068 01:11:37,612 --> 01:11:39,994 - Yes... Two weeks. - Oh. 1069 01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:41,770 As long as all that? 1070 01:11:42,770 --> 01:11:43,500 Yes. 1071 01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:44,516 Guard! 1072 01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:45,679 Oh, quickly, 1073 01:11:45,679 --> 01:11:47,108 Oh quickly, he's dying. 1074 01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:49,029 Already? 1075 01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:51,031 He's trying to say something. 1076 01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:52,880 Let him die. 1077 01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:54,640 Something about emeralds, your Eminence. 1078 01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:55,788 Emeralds? 1079 01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:57,450 Guard, open the door, quick. 1080 01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:01,057 What's he say? 1081 01:12:01,057 --> 01:12:04,100 He speaks ***, your Evidence. 1082 01:12:04,275 --> 01:12:05,200 The emeralds! 1083 01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:07,109 What does he say about the emeralds? 1084 01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:10,492 Speak! 1085 01:12:10,561 --> 01:12:11,230 Yes... 1086 01:12:11,900 --> 01:12:15,357 *** at me, and *** as painful as possible. 1087 01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:38,187 May you look freedom in its face once again my friend. 1088 01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:41,878 Athos! 1089 01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:44,640 I thought... 1090 01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:46,209 I thought you were dead. 1091 01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:48,960 So did I, my good man. 1092 01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:49,911 So did I. 1093 01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:52,939 I could not let you know it was me, I... 1094 01:12:53,199 --> 01:12:54,960 I did not want you to... 1095 01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:56,539 have this last vision of me. 1096 01:12:56,880 --> 01:12:57,900 But... 1097 01:12:58,640 --> 01:12:59,800 But your death? 1098 01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:02,909 All the dungeons and all hamlets in all the world, 1099 01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:05,265 you had to walk into mine. 1100 01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:07,050 I'll quaint... 1101 01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:17,387 Now remove your clothing. Quickly. 1102 01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:37,667 Athos, 1103 01:13:39,050 --> 01:13:40,726 I see you haven't lost your touch. 1104 01:13:40,900 --> 01:13:42,113 My sword is a bit rusty, 1105 01:13:42,113 --> 01:13:43,851 having spent all those years in the dungeon. 1106 01:13:44,050 --> 01:13:45,181 But like I always said: 1107 01:13:45,181 --> 01:13:48,191 once a musketeer, always a musketeer. 1108 01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:50,134 Aramis! 1109 01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:51,826 All right, take her. 1110 01:13:52,239 --> 01:13:53,249 ***. 1111 01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:56,719 No Aramis, no more killing. 1112 01:13:56,719 --> 01:13:58,085 Quickly Aramis, with must go. 1113 01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:10,571 After them! They've got the cardinal. 1114 01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:25,372 Oh. 1115 01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:28,407 We've got to go this way. 1116 01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:30,077 Forget me Aramis, 1117 01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:32,322 I'm tired of this musketeer shit. 1118 01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:33,960 I'm going to retire. 1119 01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:36,352 Retire? But why? 1120 01:14:37,199 --> 01:14:39,040 Well, last night, for... 1121 01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:41,322 one shiny moment I felt that old fire in me. 1122 01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:43,326 It's hard to believe but... 1123 01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:45,233 I came to my senses. 1124 01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:46,951 You can go on without me. 1125 01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:49,574 But Portos and D'Artagnan? 1126 01:14:50,719 --> 01:14:52,319 Please don't tell them I'm alive. 1127 01:14:52,700 --> 01:14:54,365 Let me go as they think I did. 1128 01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:55,865 As you wish. 1129 01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:58,120 He's looking at you kid. 1130 01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:06,216 Farewell. 1131 01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:15,870 Mother? Mother? 1132 01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:17,346 Mother? 1133 01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:19,224 Mother? 1134 01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:21,233 Is she here? 1135 01:15:22,239 --> 01:15:23,613 She must have gone to the market. 1136 01:15:24,250 --> 01:15:25,923 There's just you and I. 1137 01:15:29,199 --> 01:15:31,092 Well then I'll wait till she returns. 1138 01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:33,486 I'd like that. Come on ***. 1139 01:15:36,239 --> 01:15:37,699 Yeah, let's sit right here. 1140 01:15:38,624 --> 01:15:40,603 - ***? - Perfect. 1141 01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:50,271 Do you remember this? 1142 01:15:50,271 --> 01:15:51,941 I gave you one just like it. 1143 01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:55,983 I wish to give you something too. 1144 01:15:57,440 --> 01:15:59,199 But you're only a maiden. 1145 01:15:59,199 --> 01:16:00,720 I wish to give my maidenhood. 1146 01:16:02,239 --> 01:16:03,225 Maidenhood? 1147 01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:04,080 But... 1148 01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:05,040 Hush. 1149 01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:06,556 I'm a poor peasant girl. 1150 01:16:06,556 --> 01:16:08,717 I have nothing to give to show my gratitude... 1151 01:16:08,717 --> 01:16:10,006 but myself. 1152 01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:12,159 Catherine... 1153 01:16:12,159 --> 01:16:13,577 If you surrender yourself, 1154 01:16:13,577 --> 01:16:15,632 surrender yourself not for duty... 1155 01:16:17,199 --> 01:16:18,755 but for desire. 1156 01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:22,239 My *** was desire, so, 1157 01:16:22,239 --> 01:16:23,242 a great deal. 1158 01:16:44,239 --> 01:16:46,766 Yes, you are so beautiful. 1159 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:48,922 Thank you, Sir. 1160 01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:10,508 Oh that's beautiful Catherine. 1161 01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:49,776 This is really beautiful. 1162 01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:10,659 - Is that okay? - Hm-hm 1163 01:19:50,159 --> 01:19:51,656 Aramis said that he will be here, 1164 01:19:51,656 --> 01:19:52,700 and he will be here. 1165 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,652 A musketeer always keeps his word. 1166 01:19:54,652 --> 01:19:55,282 Huh! 1167 01:19:55,450 --> 01:19:57,004 He's probably with a wench right now, 1168 01:19:57,004 --> 01:19:58,580 trying to... 1169 01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:05,056 Did I hear somebody say ***? 1170 01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:06,963 Aramis, my friend, how are you? 1171 01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:09,201 It's about time. 1172 01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:12,360 - You better shut up... - Hey-hey. Stop it. 1173 01:20:12,719 --> 01:20:14,921 We all need to rest anyway now that we're here. 1174 01:20:15,921 --> 01:20:17,146 And also, 1175 01:20:17,449 --> 01:20:20,500 my mind is *** 1176 01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:22,450 I've had to take the most wicked... 1177 01:20:22,750 --> 01:20:24,722 - Well, you know what I mean. - I know what you mean. 1178 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:33,549 Do you mind? 1179 01:20:45,679 --> 01:20:46,967 Let's see, your Majesty, 1180 01:20:46,967 --> 01:20:48,652 is it bigger than a bread box? 1181 01:20:49,199 --> 01:20:51,027 Bigger. Much bigger. 1182 01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:53,573 Covered with skin perhaps? 1183 01:20:54,239 --> 01:20:55,878 You're getting warmer. 1184 01:20:56,239 --> 01:20:57,270 And bumps. 1185 01:20:57,600 --> 01:20:59,026 You're burning hot. 1186 01:20:59,622 --> 01:21:02,355 I'm so bored of these stupid parlor games. 1187 01:21:04,239 --> 01:21:07,226 I'm sorry, I just have the nastiest headache. 1188 01:21:07,440 --> 01:21:08,835 That's all right your Majesty, 1189 01:21:08,835 --> 01:21:10,120 everything will be all right. 1190 01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:11,342 Just relax. 1191 01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:20,497 Well we're back. 1192 01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:22,875 No sword here. 1193 01:21:22,875 --> 01:21:24,500 [*undistinct chat*] 1194 01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:03,371 Let's watch you. 1195 01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:14,402 Musketeers! 1196 01:22:14,850 --> 01:22:16,048 Musketeers. 1197 01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:17,331 What the... 1198 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:20,513 ***, come one, we've got work to do. 1199 01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:24,930 You're impossible all of you. 1200 01:22:25,679 --> 01:22:28,840 Here you are, the respected group of the King's elite army. 1201 01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:31,048 You're nothing but a bunch of drunken randy fools. 1202 01:22:31,048 --> 01:22:32,506 I've had it with you. 1203 01:23:03,150 --> 01:23:05,353 D'Artagnan, *** 1204 01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:04,485 Aha. The missing stones. 1205 01:24:06,639 --> 01:24:07,582 Uh-huh. 1206 01:24:08,400 --> 01:24:09,621 I've been expecting you, 1207 01:24:09,621 --> 01:24:11,470 what took you so long, whore? 1208 01:24:11,550 --> 01:24:13,910 Who are you calling a whore, harlot? 1209 01:24:14,050 --> 01:24:15,653 Give me those emeralds, right now. 1210 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:16,749 No, you harlot. 1211 01:24:59,150 --> 01:25:00,805 *** 1212 01:25:05,280 --> 01:25:06,274 Fuck me. 1213 01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:26,800 Come on girl, use your tongue. 1214 01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:39,523 Musketeers, I've retrieved the jewels. 1215 01:25:39,523 --> 01:25:41,432 Come on, to the palace we ride. 1216 01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:49,450 Your highness. 1217 01:25:53,520 --> 01:25:55,518 How ever did you get the necklace back? 1218 01:25:55,900 --> 01:25:56,967 Oh, it was nothing. 1219 01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:00,159 What I mean to say is Alexandra did play a... 1220 01:26:00,159 --> 01:26:01,523 a large part. 1221 01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:05,600 What I mean to say is, without her, we... 1222 01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:06,600 couldn't done it. 1223 01:26:06,960 --> 01:26:08,767 And what became of Lady D'Summer? 1224 01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:10,189 Well let's just say uh... 1225 01:26:10,189 --> 01:26:12,934 Your highness, that she'll be right inside out of quite some time. 1226 01:26:13,679 --> 01:26:14,550 Huh. 1227 01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:18,041 But where are the missing stones? 1228 01:26:18,639 --> 01:26:19,928 Oh, *** not your highness, they are... 1229 01:26:19,928 --> 01:26:21,157 amongst us. 1230 01:26:21,679 --> 01:26:22,888 Well where are they? 1231 01:26:22,888 --> 01:26:24,935 Lady, they are here. 1232 01:26:26,239 --> 01:26:29,142 The banquet starts in a few hours. Where are they? 1233 01:26:33,679 --> 01:26:35,410 Come on, come on. Out with them! 1234 01:26:35,410 --> 01:26:36,549 I'm trying! 1235 01:26:38,239 --> 01:26:39,300 More prunes perhaps? 1236 01:26:39,410 --> 01:26:41,284 No, please, no more prunes. 1237 01:26:41,908 --> 01:26:44,908 Push. Push. 1238 01:26:44,480 --> 01:26:46,636 Come on Alexandra, you can do it. 1239 01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:49,306 Push! Push! Push! 1240 01:26:57,700 --> 01:26:59,370 You are safe, Milady. 1241 01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:04,449 My friends, do you mind if I put this out of myself, huh? 1242 01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:06,142 By all means. 1243 01:27:12,159 --> 01:27:13,040 Now, 1244 01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:14,758 may you wear the King's cross, 1245 01:27:15,120 --> 01:27:17,000 and the pride of France go with you for. 1246 01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:19,204 You are now the fourth musketeer. 1247 01:27:19,204 --> 01:27:20,091 Arise. 1248 01:27:20,639 --> 01:27:22,724 Musketeers: all for one 1249 01:27:22,724 --> 01:27:24,393 And one for all! 1250 01:27:24,719 --> 01:27:26,750 We fight for liberty, equality, 1251 01:27:26,886 --> 01:27:28,537 Fraternity! 1252 01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:33,520 And I, gentlemen, 1253 01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:35,664 have something for all of you. 1254 01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:48,733 Darling, I'm having such a wonderful time, it's... 1255 01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:51,235 so perfect, it's so grand. 1256 01:27:51,760 --> 01:27:52,572 Well you know what? 1257 01:27:52,572 --> 01:27:55,567 I have something for you that will make it more wonderful. 1258 01:27:56,080 --> 01:27:57,370 - Oh, What? I can't imagine... - Prudence? 1259 01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:02,702 A surprise! 1260 01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:04,748 What is it this surprise? What is it? 1261 01:28:04,748 --> 01:28:06,157 Open it. 1262 01:28:07,520 --> 01:28:10,393 The necklace! Oh Queenie it's gorgeous. 1263 01:28:10,393 --> 01:28:11,928 Oh put it on. Put it on. 1264 01:28:16,639 --> 01:28:18,296 Not on you! On me! 1265 01:28:18,880 --> 01:28:20,698 This did look better on me. 1266 01:28:22,159 --> 01:28:23,908 A nasty smudge! 1267 01:28:29,250 --> 01:28:30,747 *** 1268 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:34,775 (Perfect, I *** that necklace) 1269 01:28:36,639 --> 01:28:38,438 I just love it, thank you so much. 1270 01:28:38,438 --> 01:28:39,555 Wonderful. 1271 01:28:50,639 --> 01:28:51,500 Sire, 1272 01:28:51,679 --> 01:28:52,574 your Majesty, 1273 01:28:53,120 --> 01:28:55,728 we your subjects, and the people of the entire world, 1274 01:28:55,728 --> 01:28:58,136 wish to celebrate with you your anniversary. 1275 01:29:00,480 --> 01:29:02,074 In honor of this specification, 1276 01:29:02,239 --> 01:29:05,281 the King of Siam has sent his country's finest dancers to entertain you. 1277 01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:16,462 Dancing... girls? 1278 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:18,428 What's wrong with a few dancing boys? 1279 01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:23,000 And from Rome, 1280 01:29:23,396 --> 01:29:25,597 there's the most gifted musicians from all of Italy. 1281 01:29:25,597 --> 01:29:28,422 They have composed a song just for this occasion. 1282 01:29:37,050 --> 01:29:39,321 Oh. How sweet. 1283 01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:43,122 I couldn't possibly hear it right now, it would be... 1284 01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:45,454 just too much for me to handle. 1285 01:29:49,040 --> 01:29:50,927 And from the King and Queen of Portugal, 1286 01:29:51,120 --> 01:29:53,094 there are copious amounts of the finest wines 1287 01:29:53,094 --> 01:29:54,928 its fertile valleys have to offer. 1288 01:29:55,440 --> 01:29:57,213 For your approval, Sire. 1289 01:30:01,400 --> 01:30:03,259 Come closer, come closer. 1290 01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:09,537 Very good, very good. 1291 01:30:09,537 --> 01:30:11,177 There's a bit of lipstick on it. 1292 01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:25,818 Silence. 1293 01:30:26,239 --> 01:30:27,632 Silence. 1294 01:30:29,440 --> 01:30:31,679 It works every time. 1295 01:30:31,679 --> 01:30:35,382 Now, let's let the real festivities begin. 1296 01:30:35,679 --> 01:30:36,679 Because, 1297 01:30:36,679 --> 01:30:39,677 I too have a present for you, my love. 1298 01:30:41,199 --> 01:30:42,747 I hereby proclaim, 1299 01:30:43,120 --> 01:30:46,471 that all prisoners imprisoned unjustly, 1300 01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:49,040 shall be released this day. 1301 01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:50,973 Bring them in! 1302 01:30:56,400 --> 01:30:58,160 Where is cardinal Fallwell? 1303 01:30:58,639 --> 01:30:59,475 Philippe? 1304 01:31:00,480 --> 01:31:01,759 Where is your cardinal? 1305 01:31:01,759 --> 01:31:03,560 Sire, he hasn't been seen in days. 1306 01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:05,398 Well, stick around. 1307 01:31:05,398 --> 01:31:06,315 You can do it. 1308 01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:07,907 Now, 1309 01:31:08,096 --> 01:31:09,088 [*cardinal tries to speak*] 1310 01:31:09,100 --> 01:31:10,492 Shh, be patient, 1311 01:31:10,492 --> 01:31:12,311 everyone will have their turn to speak. 1312 01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:15,065 Now, you. 1313 01:31:15,040 --> 01:31:17,217 You wanted water. 1314 01:31:17,440 --> 01:31:18,389 Come forth. 1315 01:31:19,389 --> 01:31:20,978 [*cardinal tries to speak*] 1316 01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:23,540 Will you put a lid on it! 1317 01:31:24,560 --> 01:31:26,260 Here is your water. 1318 01:31:26,500 --> 01:31:28,611 Drink, quench your thirst. 1319 01:31:29,550 --> 01:31:30,300 [*cardinal tries to speak*] 1320 01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:33,341 Look, I said be quiet! 1321 01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:34,852 Now, 1322 01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:37,540 you, you wanted food. 1323 01:31:38,800 --> 01:31:41,184 Come and get your food. 1324 01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:43,854 Will somebody shut that man up? 1325 01:31:44,560 --> 01:31:46,555 Eat. Eat! 1326 01:31:47,280 --> 01:31:49,540 Look, I said be quiet, 1327 01:31:49,900 --> 01:31:52,702 and I'm only gonna tell you one more time. 1328 01:31:55,360 --> 01:31:56,833 And you, 1329 01:31:57,120 --> 01:31:59,382 you wanted pussy. 1330 01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:01,760 Here. 1331 01:32:01,760 --> 01:32:04,237 Here is your pussy. 1332 01:32:08,159 --> 01:32:10,212 I'm gonna be a wet *** too, 1333 01:32:10,212 --> 01:32:11,860 I love you wench! 1334 01:32:20,159 --> 01:32:21,684 And as for you, 1335 01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:23,861 back to the dungeon! 1336 01:32:23,861 --> 01:32:26,861 You ungrateful slimy, smelly little poo. 1337 01:32:28,320 --> 01:32:30,973 Maybe a few more years there will teach you some respect. 1338 01:32:31,760 --> 01:32:33,131 Take him away. 1339 01:32:46,639 --> 01:32:48,770 Oh now, if you want to party, 1340 01:32:48,770 --> 01:32:51,669 *** 1341 01:32:55,120 --> 01:32:56,780 Gee, I love my job! 1342 01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:30,098 What's he doing in here again? 1343 01:33:30,480 --> 01:33:31,891 What the fuck is he doing? 1344 01:33:47,520 --> 01:33:49,187 Would you get the hell out of there? 1345 01:33:49,920 --> 01:33:51,402 Jesus Christ! 1346 01:34:06,400 --> 01:34:07,306 That's it, that's it. 1347 01:34:07,306 --> 01:34:08,345 Get out of here. Get out of here. 1348 01:34:08,345 --> 01:34:09,600 That's it, that's it. No! 1349 01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:10,263 Get out of here. 1350 01:34:10,263 --> 01:34:11,207 This is no work. 1351 01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:12,528 Cut. We'll do a roll. 1352 01:34:13,760 --> 01:34:14,879 That's it. Cut. 1353 01:34:16,474 --> 01:34:26,474 https://www.avsubtitles.com 1354 01:34:26,474 --> 01:34:36,474 Author: truc1979 80900

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