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Huh? Amazing, right?
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- Yeah.
- Bathroom.
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Bedrooms.
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Nice.
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Views of other
bedrooms and bathrooms.
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I really appreciate you
letting me crash here, bud.
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Are you kidding?
You're doing us a favor.
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No flush Tony
just moved out last week.
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You're sure this
isn't a problem?
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Seriously, the best day
of my life
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was when I heard you got
traded to the rangers.
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You're family. My place
is your place, man.
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Technically, it's my place.
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Okay, and next time I say,
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"Hey, let me
help you with that,"
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let's try
"No thanks, I got it."
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You look like an eater.
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So, just so we're clear,
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the left side
of the fridge is mine.
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I got it.
Tucker, come on.
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My brother
and my best friend--
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It's never gonna get
any better than this.
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The three of us together,
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there's nothing
that's gonna stop us.
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Except for maybe that.
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There's a baby on my doormat.
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♪ it's amazing how
the unexpected ♪
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♪ can take your life
and change directions. ♪
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where did it come from?
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I don't know.
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But whoever left it,
they couldn't have gotten far.
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Stay there, baby.
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Make sure she stays there!
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I'm just saying,
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for a woman who
just had a baby,
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she moves remarkably fast.
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How could she just
leave her here?
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Ben, you gotta calm down, okay?
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I'm sure she's not even
your baby.
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Exactly, it could
just as easily
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be your baby, right?
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Not so much, no.
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And I've only been
in town an hour.
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I mean, I'm fast, but...
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I'm not that fast.
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This is not my baby.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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Guys, we got a note.
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Her name's Emma.
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I don't know any Emmas.
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The baby's name is Emma.
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Hi, Emma.
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Hey, Ben.
Did I ever tell you
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about that hot waitress
I went out with named Emma?
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Danny, focus!
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The mother.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Who's the mother?
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Sorry, um,
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Angela.
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Angela!
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- Of course.
- That's right.
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Who is Angela?
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She was nice. Actress.
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That girl was crazy.
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Does it say anything else?
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Uh, she's sorry.
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She didn't know
what else to do.
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And she just needs
a little time.
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Time? How much time?!
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And that would be
the perfect amount of time.
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Oh.
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That's Riley.
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I gave her a call
while you were outside.
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Riley?
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Fatpants Perrin?
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What's she doing here?
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You have a friend
named Fatpants?
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Oh, I'm definitely
marking my food.
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No.
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Riley's in law school now.
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It took her a while.
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I guess the LSAT's
kind of tricky,
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but trust me, she will
know what to do.
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Ri-Gantor?
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Ben-wetter!
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Look at you.
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You look amazing.
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How did that happen?
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I may have lost a pound or two.
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Hundred.
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You sat on my head and gave me
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a concussion, remember?
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Tuck, Riley.
Riley, Tucker.
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Hi.
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Riley grew up across
the street from us
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and used to kick
the crap out of Ben
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every day of his life.
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Oh, and congrats
on the law school thing.
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- Thanks.
- Don't worry--I know a bunch
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of people that had
a hard time getting in.
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- Ow, ow, ow, ow!
- Why did you tell him that?
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I didn't do anything.
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Oh.
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Hey.
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Hey, it's okay, princess.
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Aren't you gonna pick her up?
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Me?
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What, you guys see breasts
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and instantly think mommy?
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Okay, fine.
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Hi.
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Okay.
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Come here, angel.
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Oh.
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Hi.
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Believe me,
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I know how scary it is
to wake up
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in a strange place.
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I'm just making conversation.
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Are you hungry?
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I bet you're hungry, huh?
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Let's see
what you got--
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Is this all you
brought with you?
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Oh, well, that's okay.
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We'll just send
one of these boys out
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for provisions and--
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Oh...
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I think somebody
needs her diaper changed.
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I'll go to the store.
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Yeah, I'm going, too.
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No.
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Boys are so stupid,
aren't they?
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Yes, they are.
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They're so stupid.
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Yes, they are.
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All right, so then you just
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stick the tabs down,
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and voila,
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she's good to go.
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Oh.
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Hold her while
I get her bottle ready,
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- would you?
- Uh, me?
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I'm not really a baby person.
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Hold her.
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Whee!
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Isn't this fun?
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There you go.
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All right.
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Want to maybe, uh,
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take a step over here?
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Is she okay?
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Uh-huh.
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Have a seat.
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Oh.
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Nice and easy.
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Ah.
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Is she having fun?
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Yeah.
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You guys look comfy.
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I can't believe
this is happening.
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I'm not ready to be a dad.
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What if Angela
never comes back?
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Oh, my God, taste this.
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Yo.
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Chicken, carrots, and pasta.
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Okay?
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All in this little jar.
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It's like, gross,
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yet oddly delicious.
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Come on, man.
It's gonna be okay.
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How do you know?
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I don't, but it's all I got.
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Excuse me,
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how old is your baby?
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Oh, um...
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That's a good question.
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I met Angela at that
party in the village...
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- Mm.
- And we dated for maybe six weeks
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before we were...
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Intimate.
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And she broke up with me
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pretty much right after that.
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I'm sure there was
no correlation.
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So, we're into August now,
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and they take,
like, nine months
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once they're up and running.
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I think so.
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So...
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Three months.
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Three months!
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My baby's three months old.
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Mm-mm.
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- Put this back.
- What?
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She ain't got no teeth.
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Put it back.
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So, the first thing
Ben has to do
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is take a paternity test.
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I mean,
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though it's pretty obvious
she's his.
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Same smile,
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same ears,
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same little sparkly
fleck of yellow
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in the iris.
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What?
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Do I have something in my nose?
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I know you guys think
that's funny,
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but it's not.
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You like Ben.
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What?
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No, that's insane.
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I've tormented the guy
every day of my life.
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Holy crap!
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You really do like Ben.
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We're back.
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Hey. Ben,
you're not gonna believe
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what Riley was just--
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- Aah!
- How'd it go?
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You guys left
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and I realized I should have
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given you a list.
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Why? I mean,
everyone knows
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you're not supposed to
give a baby solid food
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until it's at least
four months old
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and sitting up on its own.
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That woman was mean.
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I think we're all done here.
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Oh, all right.
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Just one good belch
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and she's done.
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I think you can
handle this part.
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What, me? Right now?
Are you sure?
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Hey, Tucker?
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Oh, okay.
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- Great. Danny?
- Yeah?
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- You're in charge.
- Wait.
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You're not leaving, are you?
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- Yes.
- No, I'll be good. I promise.
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I showed you
how to do everything.
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Yeah, but I wasn't
paying attention.
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You can't go.
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Ben, tell Riley she can't go.
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- You can't go.
- Bye.
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Ooh, wow, Ben.
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I never noticed how sparkly
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your eyes are.
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Please, Riley.
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We'll never make it
through the night
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without you.
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Fine.
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I'll stay.
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See? That's what
I'm talking about.
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Right?
Hey, she didn't spit up
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on my shirt though, did she?
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- No, looks good.
- No, no, you're great.
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Brand new, bud.
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Good. All right.
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I should be back by five.
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Wait. Where
are you going?
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Uh, work.
I got a shift.
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Wait, you couldn't get anyone
to cover for you?
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Oh, see, that would have
been a good idea.
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Too late now.
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No, wait, bro.
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Tuck and I are not
watching your kid.
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Yeah.
The big guy's right.
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I mean, there is no--
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Hey!
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Thanks, man.
See you!
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How does this
keep happening to me?
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Whoa.
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Oh.
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Wow. Very impressive.
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And who said you had
no discernable skills?
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I think that was you.
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Riley,
what am I supposed to do?
277
00:10:25,885 --> 00:10:27,986
Well, there's not really
that much we can do
278
00:10:28,021 --> 00:10:30,155
until Angela comes back.
279
00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:31,724
But I think we should
probably talk about
280
00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:33,125
the elephant in the room.
281
00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,794
Which for once isn't me.
282
00:10:36,230 --> 00:10:38,131
How much do you
want to be involved?
283
00:10:38,165 --> 00:10:41,001
I don't know what I want.
284
00:10:41,035 --> 00:10:43,035
Last year, I was
doing construction.
285
00:10:43,070 --> 00:10:44,136
Before that,
I was waiting tables.
286
00:10:44,171 --> 00:10:46,138
Now I'm flipping bottles.
287
00:10:46,173 --> 00:10:48,807
I haven't figured
my life out yet.
288
00:10:48,842 --> 00:10:49,808
I'm not you.
289
00:10:49,843 --> 00:10:50,976
What does that mean?
290
00:10:51,010 --> 00:10:52,744
Oh!
Come on.
291
00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:53,878
College,
292
00:10:53,912 --> 00:10:55,013
law school, this...
293
00:10:55,047 --> 00:10:56,848
Transformation.
294
00:10:58,183 --> 00:11:01,686
You see what you want
and you go for it.
295
00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,154
Yeah.
296
00:11:03,189 --> 00:11:04,189
Not always.
297
00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:06,992
Oh!
298
00:11:07,026 --> 00:11:08,961
Ice down my bra.
299
00:11:09,997 --> 00:11:11,063
Hey.
300
00:11:11,098 --> 00:11:12,799
I'm really sorry
I sat on your head
301
00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:13,900
all those times.
302
00:11:15,135 --> 00:11:16,102
Angela's back.
303
00:11:16,137 --> 00:11:17,137
I'm on break, man.
304
00:11:18,172 --> 00:11:20,873
I'm sorry I sat on your head.
305
00:11:20,908 --> 00:11:22,008
Smooth move, Fatpants.
306
00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:23,042
Yes.
307
00:11:24,978 --> 00:11:26,045
Where is she?
Where's Angela?
308
00:11:26,079 --> 00:11:27,113
First of all,
309
00:11:27,147 --> 00:11:28,881
she woke up the baby.
310
00:11:30,917 --> 00:11:31,950
Second, she wanted me
311
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:32,984
to give you that envelope.
312
00:11:33,018 --> 00:11:35,053
You let her leave?
313
00:11:35,087 --> 00:11:36,153
What's the matter with you?
314
00:11:36,188 --> 00:11:37,854
Oh, I'm sorry.
315
00:11:37,889 --> 00:11:40,090
My bad, but I was
a little preoccupied
316
00:11:40,124 --> 00:11:41,925
raising your child.
317
00:11:44,061 --> 00:11:46,229
Read it. I think
you'll be happy.
318
00:11:47,765 --> 00:11:48,765
They're adoption papers.
319
00:11:48,799 --> 00:11:50,200
She's putting Emma
up for adoption
320
00:11:50,234 --> 00:11:52,102
and she needs me
to relinquish my rights.
321
00:11:55,106 --> 00:11:57,107
If I sign this,
I'm not a father anymore.
322
00:11:57,141 --> 00:11:59,076
Amazing, right?
323
00:12:00,812 --> 00:12:01,945
Well, see, I'm not the only one
324
00:12:01,980 --> 00:12:03,947
who's excited.
325
00:12:03,982 --> 00:12:07,017
Yay! Whoo!
326
00:12:13,891 --> 00:12:16,159
So, I sign this
and Emma has a new daddy?
327
00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:17,693
Pretty much.
328
00:12:17,728 --> 00:12:18,694
The letter says
they already have
329
00:12:18,729 --> 00:12:19,796
a family lined up.
330
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,801
If I do this,
331
00:12:23,835 --> 00:12:25,736
if I let her go,
332
00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:26,837
I don't want to hear about it.
333
00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:28,940
I never want to talk
about it again, okay?
334
00:12:28,974 --> 00:12:31,042
- Okay.
- Okay.
335
00:12:32,845 --> 00:12:35,881
Where is my precious
little grandbaby?
336
00:12:35,916 --> 00:12:37,817
Mom, what are you doing here?
337
00:12:37,851 --> 00:12:38,918
I'm a grandma!
338
00:12:38,952 --> 00:12:40,086
- Hey, ma.
- Aah!
339
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:41,087
What is she doing here?
340
00:12:41,121 --> 00:12:42,154
Did you tell her?
341
00:12:42,189 --> 00:12:44,056
I didn't even tell her
I was here.
342
00:12:44,091 --> 00:12:45,124
Oh, I'll get to you.
343
00:12:46,861 --> 00:12:48,028
Oh.
344
00:12:48,062 --> 00:12:49,196
Hi.
345
00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:51,832
Oh, she is just
346
00:12:51,866 --> 00:12:54,201
a big ol' pile of love.
347
00:12:54,235 --> 00:12:56,003
Yeah, I really don't
think that's love
348
00:12:56,037 --> 00:12:57,071
that you're smelling.
349
00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,975
Okay, who wants
to explain to me
350
00:13:01,009 --> 00:13:03,078
why I had to hear
that I was a grandma
351
00:13:03,112 --> 00:13:05,814
while I was
getting my nails done?
352
00:13:05,848 --> 00:13:07,950
That Jennifer Perrin
couldn't wait
353
00:13:07,984 --> 00:13:09,685
to let me have it.
354
00:13:09,719 --> 00:13:11,120
Ever since that
Fatpants daughter of hers
355
00:13:11,154 --> 00:13:12,922
got into law school
she's just--
356
00:13:16,928 --> 00:13:17,995
Hi, Riley.
357
00:13:20,131 --> 00:13:21,898
I didn't see you there.
358
00:13:21,933 --> 00:13:24,768
You're so thin now,
you should wear a bell.
359
00:13:28,939 --> 00:13:29,939
Oh.
360
00:13:33,176 --> 00:13:34,777
Is this duct tape?
361
00:13:38,047 --> 00:13:40,782
We were having a closure issue.
362
00:13:40,817 --> 00:13:42,785
Oh, what, you couldn't
find a stapler?
363
00:13:42,819 --> 00:13:43,852
Honestly.
364
00:13:43,887 --> 00:13:45,788
I can't sign those papers now.
365
00:13:45,823 --> 00:13:46,789
It's not gonna happen.
366
00:13:46,824 --> 00:13:48,091
Hey, don't worry about mom.
367
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:49,726
You gotta do
what you think is right.
368
00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:50,861
I'll totally back you up.
369
00:13:50,895 --> 00:13:51,862
What papers?
370
00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:53,130
You're on your own, bro.
371
00:13:57,869 --> 00:13:59,170
Mom...
372
00:13:59,204 --> 00:14:00,771
I have some news.
373
00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:02,072
Yeah. You knocked up
some girl
374
00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:03,707
because you couldn't
figure out the basics
375
00:14:03,741 --> 00:14:04,808
of birth control.
376
00:14:04,842 --> 00:14:06,042
We're past that, honey, okay?
377
00:14:07,945 --> 00:14:08,911
Mrs. Wheeler?
378
00:14:08,946 --> 00:14:10,046
Bonnie.
379
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,047
- Really?
- Mrs. Wheeler.
380
00:14:12,082 --> 00:14:14,850
Emma's mom wants to put
Emma up for adoption
381
00:14:14,884 --> 00:14:16,752
and for Ben
to sign away his rights.
382
00:14:17,753 --> 00:14:18,786
Really?
383
00:14:19,955 --> 00:14:21,757
So you're--
384
00:14:21,791 --> 00:14:23,825
you're thinking about
giving up this little girl?
385
00:14:25,094 --> 00:14:26,795
Yeah, I was thinking about it.
386
00:14:28,898 --> 00:14:30,699
Oh, good.
387
00:14:31,735 --> 00:14:32,802
Good-- what do you
mean, good?
388
00:14:32,836 --> 00:14:33,970
Oh, Ben, honey.
389
00:14:34,004 --> 00:14:35,938
You can't begin to understand
390
00:14:35,973 --> 00:14:37,173
the kind of sacrifice it takes
391
00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:38,841
to be a parent.
392
00:14:38,876 --> 00:14:39,942
When I married your father,
393
00:14:39,977 --> 00:14:40,943
and I had you two,
394
00:14:40,978 --> 00:14:42,745
I had to put my dreams on hold.
395
00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:45,014
- What dreams?
- Being single and childless.
396
00:14:47,785 --> 00:14:48,986
Ben...
397
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,721
Honey, I love you,
398
00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,790
but you can't raise
this little girl.
399
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,759
You haven't even finished
raising yourself.
400
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,027
You can't cook,
401
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,896
you're barely
paying your bills...
402
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,864
Honey, I still buy your pants.
403
00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:08,104
This baby
needs a grown-up.
404
00:15:08,139 --> 00:15:09,872
You gotta sign those papers.
405
00:15:16,602 --> 00:15:17,614
9 am.
406
00:15:18,222 --> 00:15:19,189
She'll be ready.
407
00:15:21,469 --> 00:15:22,557
Done.
408
00:15:22,774 --> 00:15:23,841
Somebody from
the adoption agency
409
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:26,677
will be here first thing
in the morning.
410
00:15:26,712 --> 00:15:27,679
You okay?
411
00:15:27,713 --> 00:15:29,982
Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
412
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,717
Ben, if you don't
want to do this, man--
413
00:15:31,751 --> 00:15:32,851
It doesn't matter.
414
00:15:32,886 --> 00:15:34,821
Mom was right.
415
00:15:34,855 --> 00:15:35,855
I couldn't raise this baby
416
00:15:35,889 --> 00:15:36,956
even if I wanted to.
417
00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:39,626
Bro, it's going to be okay.
418
00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:40,661
It happened,
419
00:15:40,695 --> 00:15:41,662
you dealt with it,
420
00:15:41,696 --> 00:15:42,863
and now, like you said,
421
00:15:42,897 --> 00:15:44,764
we're never talking
about this again.
422
00:15:46,634 --> 00:15:48,001
I could have been a model.
423
00:15:49,936 --> 00:15:51,970
But you've seen
your uncle Danny.
424
00:15:52,004 --> 00:15:53,005
Yeah.
425
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,841
No body could
recover from that.
426
00:15:57,844 --> 00:15:59,545
He was so big,
427
00:15:59,579 --> 00:16:01,913
I had to have
a "c," "d," and "e" section.
428
00:16:04,951 --> 00:16:06,551
No, don't.
I swear to God.
429
00:16:06,585 --> 00:16:07,819
- Okay. Okay.
- No, I will hurt you.
430
00:16:07,853 --> 00:16:08,853
Okay.
431
00:16:09,855 --> 00:16:10,922
So...
432
00:16:10,956 --> 00:16:12,657
Did you always like Ben?
433
00:16:12,691 --> 00:16:14,625
Oh, my God, you're obsessed.
434
00:16:15,794 --> 00:16:18,728
I don't know.
Kind of.
435
00:16:18,763 --> 00:16:19,896
Guess I always thought
maybe someday,
436
00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:20,931
but back then I just figured
437
00:16:20,965 --> 00:16:22,766
I was too fat,
or too--
438
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,968
loud, or too hairy, or--
439
00:16:25,002 --> 00:16:27,904
Okay, we're not making a list.
440
00:16:27,939 --> 00:16:29,740
Well, you've grown
to be a beautiful
441
00:16:29,774 --> 00:16:30,941
and successful woman--
I think you can
442
00:16:30,976 --> 00:16:32,911
safely move on
from Ben Wheeler.
443
00:16:32,945 --> 00:16:34,613
Why would I want to do that?
444
00:16:34,647 --> 00:16:35,948
Uh, did you miss
the part in the story
445
00:16:35,982 --> 00:16:36,949
about the baby?
446
00:16:36,983 --> 00:16:38,784
The baby he doesn't
want to give up?
447
00:16:38,819 --> 00:16:40,887
If that's true, then why
did he make that call?
448
00:16:40,921 --> 00:16:42,622
Because his entire family
449
00:16:42,657 --> 00:16:44,624
is telling him he can't do it.
450
00:16:44,659 --> 00:16:45,625
If nobody believes in him,
451
00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:46,660
how can he believe in himself?
452
00:16:46,694 --> 00:16:48,529
He can't do it alone.
453
00:16:48,563 --> 00:16:49,730
You don't know that.
454
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:53,934
Oh, it's Ben.
455
00:16:53,968 --> 00:16:54,935
Your mom's about
to leave him alone
456
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:55,936
with the baby.
457
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:56,937
You're going?
458
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:59,040
"Alone" is in all caps.
459
00:17:00,609 --> 00:17:01,776
Ow! Ow!
460
00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:02,777
What was that for?
461
00:17:02,811 --> 00:17:04,545
For making me
talk about my feelings.
462
00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:05,780
You know I hate that.
463
00:17:05,814 --> 00:17:07,548
And go easy on your brother,
464
00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:08,650
okay?
465
00:17:08,684 --> 00:17:10,551
He looks up to you.
466
00:17:10,585 --> 00:17:12,519
In his eyes,
you have everything.
467
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:18,891
Not everything.
468
00:17:22,896 --> 00:17:23,896
Wait, wait, wait!
469
00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:24,896
- Wait.
- Oh, my God.
470
00:17:24,931 --> 00:17:26,832
You-- you gotta
give me a minute.
471
00:17:30,903 --> 00:17:33,771
Maybe now I know
why I was traded.
472
00:17:36,575 --> 00:17:37,875
You were right.
473
00:17:37,909 --> 00:17:39,777
I didn't believe in him.
474
00:17:39,811 --> 00:17:41,579
I didn't think he could do it.
475
00:17:41,613 --> 00:17:42,947
So why are you telling me?
476
00:17:42,981 --> 00:17:44,715
Because...
477
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:45,817
If you go in there
and help him,
478
00:17:45,851 --> 00:17:47,885
he'll never believe
in himself, either.
479
00:17:49,923 --> 00:17:51,858
Riley, Riley,
Riley, Riley, please?
480
00:17:51,892 --> 00:17:54,794
She's hungry,
or thirsty, or tired.
481
00:17:54,828 --> 00:17:56,963
I don't know,
I don't speak baby.
482
00:17:59,867 --> 00:18:00,867
Tuck.
483
00:18:01,970 --> 00:18:03,537
What is going on?
484
00:18:03,571 --> 00:18:04,571
Vanessa and I
were at the movies
485
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:05,638
when Ben called and said
486
00:18:05,673 --> 00:18:06,906
Emma's having
some kind of meltdown.
487
00:18:06,941 --> 00:18:08,875
I don't think
Emma's the problem.
488
00:18:08,909 --> 00:18:09,942
Tucker, I swear
489
00:18:09,977 --> 00:18:11,811
if you're not home
in two seconds...
490
00:18:11,845 --> 00:18:13,646
I'm gonna eat all your food.
491
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,513
Tucker?!
492
00:18:18,550 --> 00:18:19,550
Okay!
493
00:18:19,584 --> 00:18:20,818
Turn it off!
494
00:18:36,769 --> 00:18:37,835
Okay.
495
00:18:39,671 --> 00:18:40,638
So, it looks like
it's just gonna be
496
00:18:40,672 --> 00:18:41,739
you and me, huh?
497
00:18:43,643 --> 00:18:45,009
Guess we're really
gonna do this thing.
498
00:18:46,879 --> 00:18:48,513
Okay.
499
00:18:48,548 --> 00:18:49,682
Okay, Emma, hi.
500
00:18:49,716 --> 00:18:50,916
Hi, baby.
501
00:18:50,951 --> 00:18:51,951
Come on, it's okay.
502
00:18:54,589 --> 00:18:55,755
Please don't break,
please don't break,
503
00:18:55,790 --> 00:18:56,857
please don't break.
504
00:18:56,891 --> 00:18:57,858
Okay.
505
00:18:57,892 --> 00:19:00,494
Okay. It's okay.
506
00:19:00,529 --> 00:19:01,562
It's okay.
507
00:19:01,596 --> 00:19:02,930
It's okay.
508
00:19:02,964 --> 00:19:04,732
It's okay, Emma.
509
00:19:04,766 --> 00:19:05,866
Daddy's here.
510
00:19:05,901 --> 00:19:06,868
It's okay.
511
00:19:09,605 --> 00:19:10,571
Aah.
512
00:19:10,606 --> 00:19:11,606
It's okay.
513
00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:16,744
I'm telling you,
there is no way.
514
00:19:16,778 --> 00:19:18,779
Bodily functions
make him queasy.
515
00:19:18,814 --> 00:19:19,914
He can do it.
516
00:19:19,948 --> 00:19:21,548
Where's your faith, man.
517
00:19:23,985 --> 00:19:24,952
See?
518
00:19:24,986 --> 00:19:27,587
Here you go.
519
00:19:27,622 --> 00:19:28,855
There.
520
00:19:28,889 --> 00:19:30,489
Okay.
521
00:19:30,524 --> 00:19:31,724
Hi. Hi.
522
00:19:43,002 --> 00:19:44,002
Hi.
523
00:19:45,872 --> 00:19:46,905
Emma?
524
00:19:47,941 --> 00:19:49,675
Please eat.
525
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,677
Come on, Emma.
526
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:52,812
Look, look, Emma, it's good.
527
00:19:52,846 --> 00:19:53,879
It's good.
528
00:19:53,913 --> 00:19:55,715
Mmm.
529
00:19:58,552 --> 00:19:59,852
Oh, total lie.
530
00:19:59,887 --> 00:20:01,921
It's actually quite disgusting.
531
00:20:01,956 --> 00:20:03,756
No wonder you don't
want to eat.
532
00:20:06,794 --> 00:20:07,894
Please eat.
533
00:20:08,962 --> 00:20:10,897
Come on, Emma.
Just a sip, okay?
534
00:20:11,932 --> 00:20:12,932
Come on.
535
00:20:13,934 --> 00:20:15,535
Okay, come on.
536
00:20:15,569 --> 00:20:16,802
Come on, you have to eat.
537
00:20:16,837 --> 00:20:18,905
I'm begging you.
538
00:20:18,939 --> 00:20:20,573
Come--
539
00:20:36,989 --> 00:20:38,556
What?
540
00:20:38,591 --> 00:20:39,591
You like that?
541
00:20:41,827 --> 00:20:42,927
Look what daddy can do.
542
00:20:42,961 --> 00:20:44,561
Huh?
543
00:20:44,596 --> 00:20:46,663
I do this at work every day.
544
00:20:46,698 --> 00:20:47,831
Huh?
545
00:20:47,866 --> 00:20:48,932
You want some now?
546
00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:50,767
You want some?
547
00:20:50,802 --> 00:20:51,868
Here it comes.
548
00:20:51,903 --> 00:20:52,936
Here it comes, baby.
549
00:20:56,874 --> 00:20:59,608
Oh, my God, you're eating.
550
00:20:59,643 --> 00:21:02,511
Thank you so much.
551
00:21:03,746 --> 00:21:04,746
Holy crap,
552
00:21:04,781 --> 00:21:05,747
now I'm crying.
553
00:21:07,651 --> 00:21:09,551
Crap. Don't say crap.
554
00:21:09,586 --> 00:21:11,720
Don't use swear words.
555
00:21:11,755 --> 00:21:13,956
Oh, I can't believe
you're eating.
556
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:20,563
You're so cute.
557
00:21:26,331 --> 00:21:28,065
Hey, wake up.
558
00:21:28,134 --> 00:21:29,767
Dude, you're drooling on me.
559
00:21:29,836 --> 00:21:30,835
Oh.
560
00:21:31,837 --> 00:21:32,770
Ahh...
561
00:21:32,839 --> 00:21:33,771
Boo!
562
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,606
Ooh.
563
00:21:39,011 --> 00:21:39,944
Hey.
564
00:21:40,013 --> 00:21:41,679
Hey. You okay?
565
00:21:41,748 --> 00:21:42,747
Yeah.
566
00:21:44,082 --> 00:21:45,650
I think I want to do this.
567
00:21:46,919 --> 00:21:48,020
I can't let her go.
568
00:21:49,354 --> 00:21:50,621
I love her.
569
00:21:53,425 --> 00:21:54,792
Did you guys hear me?
570
00:21:54,861 --> 00:21:55,826
Yeah.
571
00:21:55,893 --> 00:21:56,826
Yeah, we heard you.
572
00:21:56,894 --> 00:21:57,861
You should probably
call the agency.
573
00:21:57,929 --> 00:21:58,929
It's almost 7:00.
574
00:21:58,998 --> 00:22:01,032
Come on, mi amor.
575
00:22:01,098 --> 00:22:02,032
Here we go.
576
00:22:02,101 --> 00:22:04,309
Ooh, somebody could use a bath.
577
00:22:05,604 --> 00:22:07,371
Oh. You both could.
578
00:22:07,438 --> 00:22:08,605
I'm gonna go get a bottle ready.
579
00:22:08,673 --> 00:22:09,973
But I want to give
it to her, okay?
580
00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:10,974
We're really gonna have to get
581
00:22:11,042 --> 00:22:12,042
on some kind of schedule though.
582
00:22:12,111 --> 00:22:13,361
- For real.
- What do you mean?
583
00:22:13,481 --> 00:22:14,945
Well, we have a
baby now so I mean,
584
00:22:15,012 --> 00:22:16,213
we kind of have to be adults.
585
00:22:16,282 --> 00:22:17,949
Okay. I'll do the shopping.
586
00:22:18,017 --> 00:22:20,018
Okay, but
let's talk about...
587
00:22:20,138 --> 00:22:21,900
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