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M_I_SForEver
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(WIND RUSTLING)
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(RAIN PATTERING)
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WOMAN: Shh.
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(THUNDER CRACKING)
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ANNOUNCER: We have
intense cloud cover
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and thunderstorms moving
across the state this evening.
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Watch out for lightning
and heavy downpours.
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A severe thunderstorm
warning has been issued
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by the US National
Weather Service
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and we expect this will
lift by 9 p.m. this evening.
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If you're heading
out, please remember
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your raincoats and umbrellas.
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♪ If I don't do it today ♪
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♪ This is a replay overnight ♪
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♪ Why in the heck
am I so miserable ♪
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♪ I've seen my number
they may do this ♪
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(HORN BLARING)
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(METAL CLATTERING)
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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(CAR THUDDING)
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(HORN BLARING)
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(TENSE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
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(MAN GRUNTING)
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Help me.
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Help me please.
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Don't.
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Ah, wait, wait.
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(TENSE TECHNO MUSIC)
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(TENSE MUSIC)
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("NOCTURNE OP. 9 NO.
2" BY FREDERIC CHOPIN)
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Good morning, world.
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What fun-filled adventures
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do you have in
store for me today?
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(STEAM HISSING)
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(LIVELY MUSIC)
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♪ One ♪
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Come on, sleepy head.
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Wakey wakey.
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We've got a whole day of
fun to get started on.
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♪ You'd got it ♪
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Hello.
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It's a nice way
to start the day.
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Now you have your tea
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and I'll get breakfast ready.
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Now, what would you like,
full English or cereal?
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♪ It's just like a dream ♪
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I'm a little sleepy, honey.
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Could I have some fruit please?
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Fruit wasn't on
the list, was it?
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Okay.
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Well, in that case,
I think I'll have
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whatever you're having, honey.
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♪ See one ♪
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Good morning, honey.
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♪ Always has ♪
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♪ I dream ♪
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♪ Dreamed of me ♪
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♪ I ♪
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♪ One ♪
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Is everything okay, Jack?
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Yes.
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I'm not hungry that's all.
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Ria.
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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You're beautiful.
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My life, my work, my worries,
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(CHUCKLES) they don't
matter when you're here.
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Thank you, Jack.
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(GENTLE MUSIC)
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Now, what are your
plans today, Jack,
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because I have chores.
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Hmm.
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Would you like some help?
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RIA: That would be great.
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Thank you, Jack.
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(VACUUM WHIRRING)
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JACK: (SIGHS) Okay.
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(RIA GASPS)
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Not till nine o'clock, Jack.
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Oh, come on, honey.
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I'm just trying to
help you make the bed.
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Don't be silly.
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Come on.
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Let's do it together.
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(SOMBER MUSIC)
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Do you know what?
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These secateurs are a great
buy from the Garden Depot.
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Only 9.99.
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And if you buy them this
week, you get a free voucher
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to spend up to $4 on
anything else in the store.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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Darling, it's our song.
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Can we dance.
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I'd love to.
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♪ You made me wonder ♪
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♪ Even after all
what we do days ♪
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♪ Stay inside we
used to in the nude ♪
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♪ Never stop until
we're in the moonlight ♪
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♪ You made me wonder ♪
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♪ Where would be
in 10 years' time ♪
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♪ Will I still be
cooking for my man ♪
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♪ Or will I lose you to
another friend of mine ♪
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♪ You made me wonder ♪
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♪ You made me wonder ♪
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♪ You made me wonder ♪
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(GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC)
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Time for a quick break,
Jack, then we're back to it.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hey.
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Thank you.
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Not before nine o'clock, Jack.
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I know.
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I'm so looking forward
to my soap tonight.
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We get to find out
if it's Tony's baby
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or Tony's twin brother's.
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I think it's his twin brother's.
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(SOMBER MUSIC)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(METAL CLATTERING)
(HORN BLARING)
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(JACK SIGHING)
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Would you like to
do a workout, Jack?
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I'm going to be
lazy today, honey.
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But I'll watch you.
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You can teach me.
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Okay, well, it's
simple really.
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First of all we raise
to the tip of our toes
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and back down again.
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One, two, three, four,
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five, six, seven,
eight, nine, 10.
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Okay.
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Then we lay on our side
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and we lift our leg.
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One, two, three,
four, five, six-
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- (CHUCKLES) That is so cute.
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Do I look silly, Jack?
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Honey.
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No, you don't look silly.
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You look beautiful.
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You always look beautiful.
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I just thought maybe
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we could do nothing
together, that's all.
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(SLOW RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
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No, Jack, I must get changed.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(GENTLE TECHNO MUSIC)
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I've been wanting to try
this new Bolognese sauce
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forever and ever, only
150 calories per serving
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and only $2 a jar.
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Would you like
mushrooms in it or not?
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I think I'll pass, honey.
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I'm not really a huge fan
of mushrooms if that's okay.
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Mushrooms it is then.
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Okay.
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You know, Ria, apart
from the mushrooms,
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this pasta is probably the
best I've ever had in my life.
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- Thank you, Jack.
- Delicious.
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More wine?
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Cheers.
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(GLASSES CLINKING)
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So are you looking forward
to your show tonight?
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Of course.
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I've been waiting all week.
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I know.
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Well, I had an idea.
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I was thinking instead of you
watching your show this week
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like you do every week
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maybe we can do
something different,
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something fun just
the two of us.
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I think I'll watch
my soap after all.
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Of course.
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(JACK WHISTLING)
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This washing up liquid
lasts forever and ever.
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I certainly believe the
manufacturers and...
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Honey.
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I think I'm gonna wait in
the other room for you okay?
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Oh my God, Steve, we
can't keep doing this.
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What?
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It doesn't matter
what we want.
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We're hurting people,
people that we love.
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Don't you think I know that?
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Don't you think I know
I should stay away?
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I just can't.
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Oh, my brother is the
luckiest man alive.
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He doesn't even know it.
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BETH: I can't,
Tony, oh, Steve.
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I can't do this.
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Look, if I go, Beth,
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you know you'll never
see me again, right?
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Thank you.
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I just couldn't
bear to see my child
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being brought up by him.
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So what, you want
me to just leave him?
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Yes.
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Your brother's not
that bad, you know.
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After all, he has put a roof
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over both of our heads.
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STEVE: Well, if
that's what you want,
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you don't want me.
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BETH: Yes.
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No.
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You just don't get it, okay?
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STEVE: Get what?
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BETH: Oh, Steve.
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I love both of you.
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Equally.
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(SOMBER MUSIC)
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(GENTLE MUSIC)
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(HEART BEATING)
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(TENSE MUSIC)
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(AIR WHOOSHING)
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("NOCTURNE OP. 9 NO. 2")
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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Good morning, world.
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What fun-filled adventures
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do you have in
store for me today?
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(STEAM HISSING)
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(LIVELY MUSIC)
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♪ One ♪
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Come on, sleepy head.
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Wakey, wakey.
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We've got a whole day of
fun to get started on.
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♪ You'd got it all worked out ♪
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(GRUNTS) Coffee.
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Good.
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Now you have your coffee
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and I'll get breakfast ready.
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What would you like, full
English or continental?
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Full English, bitch.
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Now go make it for me.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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Fuck, tastes like shit!
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Thank you, Jack.
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Now, what do you have
planned today, Jack,
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because I have chores?
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(TONGUE CLICKS) Fuck chores!
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They're for pussies.
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I'll do whatever
I wanna do, man.
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RIA: That will be fine, Jack.
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(SOMBER MUSIC)
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(RIA GASPS)
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Not till nine o'clock, Jack.
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Jack, not till nine o'clock.
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We've got the
gardening to do next.
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(DOOR THUDS)
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(LOCK CLACKS)
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No, no, Jack, no.
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JACK: You know
what I want, baby.
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RIA: Jack, not till
after nine o'clock.
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JACK: Get on the bed.
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- Open your legs (LAUGHING).
- Please, Jack, stop, stop.
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You want your
phone watch, fuckers.
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A great buy from the
Garden Depot, only 9.99.
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And if you buy them this
week you get a free voucher
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to spend up to $4 on
anything else in the store!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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(RIA GASPS)
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Oh, darling, it's our song.
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Can we dance?
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What do I look like, bitch,
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Fred A-fucking-stair?
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♪ You made me wonder ♪
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♪ Even after all
what we do days ♪
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♪ Stay inside we
used to in the nude ♪
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♪ Never stop until
we're in the moonlight ♪
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00:19:06,054 --> 00:19:10,958
♪ You made me ♪
(TENSE MUSIC)
267
00:19:26,974 --> 00:19:29,075
What would you
like for lunch, Jack?
268
00:19:29,077 --> 00:19:31,977
I have egg, salad,
ham, or cheese.
269
00:19:31,979 --> 00:19:33,781
Well, this chicken
looks pretty good to me.
270
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:41,121
And here we are, check.
271
00:19:41,123 --> 00:19:42,054
Time for a little break, Jack,
272
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,756
and then we're back to it.
273
00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:45,024
MAN: Why aren't we-
274
00:19:45,026 --> 00:19:46,759
- And later, I get
to watch my soap.
275
00:19:46,761 --> 00:19:49,329
I'm so looking forward
to tonight's episode.
276
00:19:49,331 --> 00:19:51,631
We get to find out
if it's Tony's baby
277
00:19:51,633 --> 00:19:53,133
or Tony's twin brother's.
278
00:19:53,135 --> 00:19:54,667
We all dream of
having a clean house
279
00:19:54,669 --> 00:19:57,505
but who dreams of
doing the cleaning?
280
00:19:58,873 --> 00:20:01,141
A good housewife, that's who.
281
00:20:01,143 --> 00:20:01,974
JACK: Huh?
282
00:20:01,976 --> 00:20:03,109
What was that?
283
00:20:03,111 --> 00:20:05,178
You know what?
284
00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:06,412
I've been thinking.
285
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,214
I seem to spend all my
time cleaning this house
286
00:20:08,216 --> 00:20:10,616
while you sit on your fat ass.
287
00:20:10,618 --> 00:20:11,551
Well, you know what?
288
00:20:11,553 --> 00:20:12,818
Stop fucking doing it then.
289
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,588
And now we raise to
the tip of our toes
290
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:16,889
and back down again.
291
00:20:16,891 --> 00:20:18,991
One, two, three, four,
292
00:20:18,993 --> 00:20:20,926
five, six, seven,
(JACK LAUGHING)
293
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,795
eight, nine, 10.
294
00:20:22,797 --> 00:20:24,830
And now we go onto our
hands and our knees
295
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:27,267
and we do 10 donkey kicks.
296
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,934
One, two...
297
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:33,107
(TENSE RHYTHMIC
ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
298
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:54,496
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
299
00:20:57,732 --> 00:20:59,465
I'm been wanting to try
this new cooking sauce
300
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,966
forever and ever.
301
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:04,270
Only a hundred calories
per serving and $3 a jar.
302
00:21:04,272 --> 00:21:05,238
Cook these for me, bitch.
303
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,106
I want fries, do you hear me?
304
00:21:07,108 --> 00:21:08,710
Don't make me get fucking angry.
305
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,344
Fries it is.
306
00:21:11,346 --> 00:21:12,447
Got another request.
307
00:21:13,548 --> 00:21:15,615
I want you to dress
up for dinner.
308
00:21:15,617 --> 00:21:17,583
(JACK LAUGHING)
309
00:21:17,585 --> 00:21:20,085
Hey, this food's okay, baby.
310
00:21:20,087 --> 00:21:23,223
(LAUGHING) But I'd so much
rather throw it at you.
311
00:21:23,225 --> 00:21:25,893
(JACK LAUGHING)
312
00:21:27,562 --> 00:21:28,396
Oh, so close.
313
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:31,731
MAN: Uh.
314
00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:33,165
Tony.
315
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,033
What?
316
00:21:34,035 --> 00:21:35,301
Why are you back?
317
00:21:35,303 --> 00:21:36,802
I thought you were
gone for the day.
318
00:21:36,804 --> 00:21:37,639
Clearly.
319
00:21:38,606 --> 00:21:39,907
Now, what's going on here?
320
00:21:42,644 --> 00:21:43,445
Steve?
321
00:21:44,579 --> 00:21:45,380
What?
322
00:21:47,148 --> 00:21:48,783
Okay, bro, listen.
323
00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:53,453
Me and Beth have been seeing
each other for a while now.
324
00:21:53,455 --> 00:21:54,720
TONY: What?
325
00:21:54,722 --> 00:21:55,721
BETH: We wanted
to tell you before.
326
00:21:55,723 --> 00:21:57,290
It's just with the baby-
327
00:21:57,292 --> 00:21:58,691
- TONY: Right, shut up!
328
00:21:58,693 --> 00:22:00,192
Just just shut up.
329
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:01,294
How long?
330
00:22:01,296 --> 00:22:02,428
BETH: About a year.
331
00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:03,529
TONY: And the baby?
332
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,830
Whose is it?
333
00:22:04,832 --> 00:22:06,766
STEVE: It doesn't
matter, okay?
334
00:22:06,768 --> 00:22:07,933
You're its dad.
335
00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:10,202
TONY: Course it matters!
336
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:15,209
And I repeat... (PANTING)
337
00:22:16,177 --> 00:22:17,743
(TENSE MUSIC)
338
00:22:17,745 --> 00:22:18,746
Whose is it?
339
00:22:34,862 --> 00:22:38,163
TONYA: Ria,
give him something.
340
00:22:38,165 --> 00:22:39,334
Go on, kiss.
341
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,837
(JACK GROANS)
342
00:22:44,839 --> 00:22:47,342
(EERIE MUSIC)
343
00:22:57,485 --> 00:23:02,390
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
("NOCTURNE OP. 9 NO. 2")
344
00:23:27,515 --> 00:23:30,184
(STEAM HISSING)
345
00:23:36,424 --> 00:23:39,492
(LIVELY MUSIC)
346
00:23:39,494 --> 00:23:41,093
♪ One ♪
347
00:23:41,095 --> 00:23:42,828
Come on, sleepy head.
348
00:23:42,830 --> 00:23:44,296
Wakey, wakey.
349
00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:46,568
We've got a whole day of fun
things to get through together.
350
00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:50,304
(JACK GROANING)
351
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:53,775
Oh, my God!
352
00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:56,809
This is amazing.
353
00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,944
And you're wearing
the blue dress.
354
00:23:58,946 --> 00:24:00,212
My favorite.
355
00:24:00,214 --> 00:24:01,914
♪ Time ♪
356
00:24:01,916 --> 00:24:03,816
Oh, and the hot chocolate.
357
00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:06,786
Now you drink your drink
and I'll get breakfast ready.
358
00:24:06,788 --> 00:24:08,354
Now, what would you like?
359
00:24:08,356 --> 00:24:11,657
Grapefruit or continental?
360
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:12,827
Grapefruit please.
361
00:24:14,061 --> 00:24:15,294
♪ One ♪
362
00:24:15,296 --> 00:24:16,295
♪ Yeah ♪
363
00:24:16,297 --> 00:24:17,530
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
364
00:24:17,532 --> 00:24:20,065
♪ Always there ♪
365
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:22,535
♪ I dream ♪
366
00:24:22,537 --> 00:24:24,604
Mm, thank you.
367
00:24:24,606 --> 00:24:27,907
♪ To me ♪
368
00:24:27,909 --> 00:24:29,575
♪ I ♪
369
00:24:29,577 --> 00:24:31,043
You know, I don't
know if it's because
370
00:24:31,045 --> 00:24:33,479
I'm eating this fruit here
but this fruit tastes amazing.
371
00:24:33,481 --> 00:24:34,980
Thank you, Jack.
372
00:24:34,982 --> 00:24:36,215
(JACK GIGGLES)
373
00:24:36,217 --> 00:24:37,282
Now, what do you have
planned today, Jack,
374
00:24:37,284 --> 00:24:39,619
because I have chores?
375
00:24:39,621 --> 00:24:41,253
Brilliant, a chore day.
376
00:24:41,255 --> 00:24:43,188
It couldn't be any better.
377
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,157
I'll help.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
378
00:24:45,159 --> 00:24:47,729
(LIVELY MUSIC)
379
00:24:49,330 --> 00:24:50,295
(JACK GRUNTS)
380
00:24:50,297 --> 00:24:51,431
♪ You're my best friend ♪
381
00:24:51,433 --> 00:24:52,432
Let's have some fun.
382
00:24:52,434 --> 00:24:54,233
(LAUGHING) Uh oh.
383
00:24:54,235 --> 00:24:55,069
Oh.
384
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:58,137
See, now we're talking.
385
00:24:58,139 --> 00:24:59,572
(JACK LAUGHING)
386
00:24:59,574 --> 00:25:00,372
Even...
387
00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:01,741
(WOMAN LAUGHING)
388
00:25:01,743 --> 00:25:02,942
Fun.
389
00:25:02,944 --> 00:25:06,178
♪ Best friend or
something moving in ♪
390
00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:09,849
♪ It's from another dream ♪
391
00:25:09,851 --> 00:25:13,619
♪ I don't wanna scene ♪
392
00:25:13,621 --> 00:25:17,623
♪ You think we laugh aloud ♪
393
00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:21,461
♪ All the feathers
falling down ♪
394
00:25:21,463 --> 00:25:25,030
♪ Yes, yes, yes
innocent is calling ♪
395
00:25:25,032 --> 00:25:26,666
♪ Don't damn them ♪
396
00:25:26,668 --> 00:25:29,101
♪ Don't say we were my guess ♪
397
00:25:29,103 --> 00:25:32,805
♪ You spin me round
and got her own now ♪
398
00:25:32,807 --> 00:25:36,809
♪ Don't judge when you just
don't want to slow me down ♪
399
00:25:36,811 --> 00:25:40,513
♪ Won't spin off even
until we go out ♪
400
00:25:40,515 --> 00:25:44,383
♪ Ting, ting, ting,
ting until you go out ♪
401
00:25:44,385 --> 00:25:48,220
♪ Don't blend all matter
I'm your best friend ♪
402
00:25:48,222 --> 00:25:50,122
♪ I got to know ♪
403
00:25:50,124 --> 00:25:54,026
♪ And then all over again ♪
404
00:25:54,028 --> 00:25:56,228
♪ Do it all over again ♪
405
00:25:56,230 --> 00:25:57,997
♪ And again and again ♪
406
00:25:57,999 --> 00:26:02,267
♪ And all over again ♪
407
00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:03,736
Time for a quick break, Jack.
408
00:26:03,738 --> 00:26:05,037
♪ Just what we like ♪
409
00:26:05,039 --> 00:26:06,639
♪ Hold me, tell me,
tell the night ♪
410
00:26:06,641 --> 00:26:09,241
♪ I don't wanna
make a mess within ♪
411
00:26:09,243 --> 00:26:10,810
♪ My favorite dress ♪
412
00:26:10,812 --> 00:26:12,344
♪ Maybe next we'll work it out ♪
413
00:26:12,346 --> 00:26:14,213
♪ Touch it up and
spread it out ♪
414
00:26:14,215 --> 00:26:16,148
♪ We're the girls
who stand up tall ♪
415
00:26:16,150 --> 00:26:17,382
♪ Working, baby ♪
416
00:26:17,384 --> 00:26:19,384
BOTH: One, two, three, four,
417
00:26:19,386 --> 00:26:23,022
five, six, seven,
eight, nine, 10.
418
00:26:23,024 --> 00:26:24,624
This is so much fun.
419
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,759
Now we stand up.
420
00:26:26,761 --> 00:26:29,595
We touch our toes, our knees-
421
00:26:29,597 --> 00:26:31,964
- BOTH: Our
shoulders and the sky.
422
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:34,936
Our toes, our knees, our
shoulders, and the sky.
423
00:26:36,103 --> 00:26:38,103
♪ Spin me round and
got her own now ♪
424
00:26:38,105 --> 00:26:41,941
♪ Don't judge when you just
don't want to slow me down ♪
425
00:26:41,943 --> 00:26:45,745
♪ Won't spin off even
until we go out ♪
426
00:26:45,747 --> 00:26:49,749
♪ Ting, ting, ting,
ting until you go out ♪
427
00:26:49,751 --> 00:26:53,385
♪ Don't blend all matter
I'm your best friend ♪
428
00:26:53,387 --> 00:26:57,623
♪ Wake up tomorrow and
then all over again ♪
429
00:26:57,625 --> 00:27:00,194
(GENTLE MUSIC)
430
00:27:01,696 --> 00:27:04,229
(GENTLE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
431
00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:06,065
What would you like
with it, fries or mash?
432
00:27:06,067 --> 00:27:07,034
You decide, babe.
433
00:27:08,970 --> 00:27:10,102
Mash it is.
434
00:27:10,104 --> 00:27:11,270
Perfect.
435
00:27:11,272 --> 00:27:12,672
Want you to dress
up for dinner.
436
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:14,740
Why don't we dress for dinner?
437
00:27:14,742 --> 00:27:15,877
Okay, I'm game.
438
00:27:23,885 --> 00:27:27,953
I have to say you really
are an amazing cook.
439
00:27:27,955 --> 00:27:31,056
And you look stunning
in that dress.
440
00:27:31,058 --> 00:27:32,692
Have one just like it.
441
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:33,527
Thank you.
442
00:27:39,433 --> 00:27:42,434
This washing up liquid
really does last forever.
443
00:27:42,436 --> 00:27:44,336
I certainly believe
the manufacturers
444
00:27:44,338 --> 00:27:47,773
when they say it out-washes
all other competitors.
445
00:27:47,775 --> 00:27:51,376
Hey, Ria, I think you're
gonna love these drinks.
446
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,112
(SIGHS) Although I
wanna be an actress,
447
00:27:53,114 --> 00:27:55,981
I've spent most of my
career working in bars.
448
00:27:55,983 --> 00:27:59,318
(ICE CUBES CLATTERING)
449
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,222
Shaken, not stirred.
450
00:28:03,825 --> 00:28:06,358
(BETH CRYING)
451
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:07,793
I told you, Beth.
452
00:28:07,795 --> 00:28:11,096
I told you I wasn't gonna stand
for this bullshit no more.
453
00:28:11,098 --> 00:28:13,666
BETH: (SOBBING)
Well, you killed him!
454
00:28:13,668 --> 00:28:16,902
Why did you have to kill him?
455
00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:19,171
TONY: Because nobody makes
a fool out of Tony Mendoza
456
00:28:19,173 --> 00:28:21,240
and gets away with it.
457
00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:23,042
Not even his brother.
458
00:28:23,044 --> 00:28:24,610
BETH: (CRYING)
But he loved you.
459
00:28:24,612 --> 00:28:26,445
He respected you.
460
00:28:26,447 --> 00:28:27,913
TONY: What?
461
00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:30,415
BETH: It was just bad
timing that we fell in love.
462
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:31,252
TONY: No!
463
00:28:32,453 --> 00:28:34,121
Whatever that was it's done.
464
00:28:35,156 --> 00:28:36,622
Okay?
465
00:28:36,624 --> 00:28:38,758
Now shut your mouth,
clean this place up,
466
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,361
and help me get rid of the body.
467
00:28:41,863 --> 00:28:43,262
BETH: What?
468
00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:44,129
I can't.
469
00:28:44,131 --> 00:28:45,330
My condition.
470
00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:46,768
Your condition?
471
00:28:48,469 --> 00:28:50,602
You were in an okay condition
just now to hump him
472
00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:52,504
in our marital bed.
473
00:28:52,506 --> 00:28:54,206
Huh?
(BETH WHIMPERS)
474
00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:56,408
But you can't help me take
his body out to the car?
475
00:28:56,410 --> 00:28:57,643
(BETH CRYING)
476
00:28:57,645 --> 00:28:58,811
No, you'll do it.
477
00:28:58,813 --> 00:29:00,545
And you'll be happy
about the fact
478
00:29:00,547 --> 00:29:01,947
I don't shoot you in the face.
479
00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:04,451
(BETH CRYING)
480
00:29:07,088 --> 00:29:10,491
("NOCTURNE OP. 9 NO. 2")
481
00:29:36,718 --> 00:29:39,320
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
482
00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:56,568
♪ You made me wonder ♪
483
00:29:56,570 --> 00:30:00,572
♪ Even after all
what we do days ♪
484
00:30:00,574 --> 00:30:05,210
♪ Stay inside we
used to in the nude ♪
485
00:30:05,212 --> 00:30:10,217
♪ Never stop until
we're in the moonlight ♪
486
00:30:10,985 --> 00:30:14,386
♪ You made me wonder ♪
487
00:30:14,388 --> 00:30:18,758
♪ Where would we be
in 10 years' time ♪
488
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:23,228
♪ Will I still be
cooking for my man ♪
489
00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:28,235
♪ Or will I lose you to
another friend of mine ♪
490
00:30:29,003 --> 00:30:32,571
♪ You made me wonder ♪
491
00:30:32,573 --> 00:30:37,209
♪ You made me wonder ♪
492
00:30:37,211 --> 00:30:42,183
♪ You made me wonder ♪
493
00:30:45,987 --> 00:30:49,855
♪ Where has the time gone ♪
494
00:30:49,857 --> 00:30:54,493
♪ You don't know what
you've got until it's gone ♪
495
00:30:54,495 --> 00:30:58,497
♪ Really truly thought
you were the one ♪
496
00:30:58,499 --> 00:31:03,404
♪ But now I see that I
was just a game you won ♪
497
00:31:04,171 --> 00:31:07,206
♪ You make me wonder ♪
498
00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:11,676
♪ Where will we be
in 10 years' time ♪
499
00:31:11,678 --> 00:31:16,081
♪ Always thought that
you would be mine ♪
500
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:21,088
♪ And that's what maybe I
didn't get it quite right ♪
501
00:31:21,856 --> 00:31:25,657
♪ You made me wonder ♪
502
00:31:25,659 --> 00:31:30,095
♪ You made me wonder ♪
503
00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:34,768
♪ You made me wonder ♪
504
00:32:07,434 --> 00:32:10,371
(INSECTS CHIRPING)
505
00:32:18,679 --> 00:32:21,182
(OWL HOOTING)
506
00:32:24,852 --> 00:32:27,354
(TENSE MUSIC)
507
00:32:35,529 --> 00:32:38,532
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
508
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,582
(DEVICE BEEPS)
509
00:34:02,616 --> 00:34:04,483
(WOMAN GROANS)
510
00:34:04,485 --> 00:34:07,019
Are you awake and ready to go?
511
00:34:07,021 --> 00:34:07,854
Come then.
512
00:34:14,228 --> 00:34:15,927
Head outside, get
into the minivan.
513
00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:17,662
I'll inform them you're
traveling and you'll pass
514
00:34:17,664 --> 00:34:18,930
the next husband en route.
515
00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:20,165
Okay, is that it then?
516
00:34:20,167 --> 00:34:22,734
Darling, thanks for
your involvement today.
517
00:34:22,736 --> 00:34:24,970
You were actually one of
the best we've ever had.
518
00:34:24,972 --> 00:34:25,772
I thank you.
519
00:34:28,175 --> 00:34:29,574
Foxtrot four, the house is green
520
00:34:29,576 --> 00:34:31,510
and we are ready to go.
521
00:34:31,512 --> 00:34:33,612
FOXTROT FOUR: Thank
you, indigo foxtrot three.
522
00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:38,517
J1201 is traveling and you are
clear to leave when complete.
523
00:34:38,519 --> 00:34:39,784
Really?
524
00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:41,320
Do you have to tell
them that bullshit?
525
00:34:41,322 --> 00:34:43,188
What, that she's the
best we've ever had?
526
00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:44,789
Come on, she was.
527
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:45,692
Yeah, right.
528
00:34:49,863 --> 00:34:50,695
(DEVICES HUMMING)
529
00:34:50,697 --> 00:34:51,532
We're good to go.
530
00:34:54,468 --> 00:34:55,500
FOXTROT THREE: Come
in, Jack, come and get-
531
00:34:55,502 --> 00:34:56,301
- Hey, wait!
532
00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:57,236
Is this it?
533
00:34:57,238 --> 00:34:58,970
What do you mean "is this it"?
534
00:34:58,972 --> 00:35:01,473
I don't mean to
be rude but so far
535
00:35:01,475 --> 00:35:03,842
this whole experience
is not what I expected.
536
00:35:03,844 --> 00:35:06,045
I won the grand prize.
537
00:35:06,047 --> 00:35:07,512
I don't get what
you mean, mate.
538
00:35:07,514 --> 00:35:08,947
I was driven all
the way out here
539
00:35:08,949 --> 00:35:11,950
by that rude son of a
bitch who you call a driver
540
00:35:11,952 --> 00:35:14,386
and he didn't give
me any instructions
541
00:35:14,388 --> 00:35:15,320
on what I was supposed
to do tonight.
542
00:35:15,322 --> 00:35:16,688
I know, it's okay, sir.
543
00:35:16,690 --> 00:35:18,223
- All you need to do-
- Oh, come on.
544
00:35:18,225 --> 00:35:20,859
is get into bed, get some
sleep, and in the morning
545
00:35:20,861 --> 00:35:22,561
everything will be clear.
546
00:35:22,563 --> 00:35:24,198
JACK: I don't
know about that.
547
00:35:34,208 --> 00:35:37,378
(LIVELY TECHNO MUSIC)
548
00:35:41,882 --> 00:35:44,116
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
AND CHEERING)
549
00:35:44,118 --> 00:35:45,350
Good morning!
550
00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:47,819
It is Monday, the
19th of March, 2040
551
00:35:47,821 --> 00:35:50,789
and we have two
very special guests,
552
00:35:50,791 --> 00:35:53,525
Mitchell Lawrence and
Robert Stewart-Oaten
553
00:35:53,527 --> 00:35:56,395
creators and respective
producer and director
554
00:35:56,397 --> 00:35:58,397
of "A Day with Ria".
555
00:35:58,399 --> 00:35:59,664
Good morning.
556
00:35:59,666 --> 00:36:00,465
Morning.
557
00:36:00,467 --> 00:36:01,233
Thanks for having us.
558
00:36:01,235 --> 00:36:02,434
No worries.
559
00:36:02,436 --> 00:36:05,070
So it's been four
years and five series
560
00:36:05,072 --> 00:36:08,740
and the show just keeps
getting better and better.
561
00:36:08,742 --> 00:36:11,076
Mitchell, tell me,
what is the secret?
562
00:36:11,078 --> 00:36:13,645
Well, it's actually quite
hard for me to answer.
563
00:36:13,647 --> 00:36:14,746
(TENSE MUSIC)
564
00:36:14,748 --> 00:36:16,548
It's the guest stars we have
565
00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:18,217
and the scenarios we put them in
566
00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:21,486
that makes it very
watchable and unique.
567
00:36:21,488 --> 00:36:23,755
ERIKA: Now, Robert, you
have won countless awards
568
00:36:23,757 --> 00:36:26,458
for your directorial
style during the show.
569
00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:28,760
But, at the same time,
you've been criticized
570
00:36:28,762 --> 00:36:32,631
for creating a show that
some say runs itself.
571
00:36:32,633 --> 00:36:35,600
True, but what most
people fail to understand
572
00:36:35,602 --> 00:36:38,137
is the complexity and
ever-changing nature
573
00:36:38,139 --> 00:36:39,304
of an unscripted show.
574
00:36:39,306 --> 00:36:41,773
I mean sure, Ria
follows her own script
575
00:36:41,775 --> 00:36:44,909
but the contestants or
husbands, if you like,
576
00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:47,646
I mean, we never know
what they're going to do.
577
00:36:47,648 --> 00:36:49,481
- (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
- Yes, of course.
578
00:36:49,483 --> 00:36:52,251
So how on Earth do you
keep track of everything
579
00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,652
that goes on in that house?
580
00:36:53,654 --> 00:36:55,387
With a lot of skill and aided
581
00:36:55,389 --> 00:36:57,489
by the most
up-to-date technology.
582
00:36:57,491 --> 00:37:01,160
We have about 250 cameras
planted all over the house
583
00:37:01,162 --> 00:37:04,229
some as high def
and precise as this.
584
00:37:04,231 --> 00:37:06,898
- Oh!
- And others as small
585
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:09,468
and discrete as this.
586
00:37:09,470 --> 00:37:10,635
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
587
00:37:10,637 --> 00:37:12,237
This little camera
588
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:16,941
is 8K in quality and my
absolute favorite to shoot with.
589
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:19,878
The others are so big and
obtrusive that the husbands
590
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,380
always know they're on.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
591
00:37:21,382 --> 00:37:25,116
Whereas those little babies,
so small and unobtrusive,
592
00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:27,486
you get to the real
soul of a contributor.
593
00:37:27,488 --> 00:37:29,821
Come on, you're not
into "Ria" are ya?
594
00:37:29,823 --> 00:37:30,655
Shh.
595
00:37:30,657 --> 00:37:31,856
I love it.
596
00:37:31,858 --> 00:37:33,158
It's my one and only
guilty pleasure.
597
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,393
The only one?
598
00:37:34,395 --> 00:37:35,296
Well (CHUCKLES).
599
00:37:36,663 --> 00:37:39,766
Hey, Jess, I was
wondering if...
600
00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:43,034
Sorry, John, you were saying.
601
00:37:43,036 --> 00:37:45,937
(JOHN CHUCKLES)
602
00:37:45,939 --> 00:37:48,907
Vice President Flemming is
also a fan of "A Day with Ria".
603
00:37:48,909 --> 00:37:51,543
As Vice President Chief
of Staff, you know full well
604
00:37:51,545 --> 00:37:53,347
I couldn't possibly
comment on that.
605
00:37:55,349 --> 00:37:57,015
Now the audience
are in control,
606
00:37:57,017 --> 00:37:59,718
voting over everything
that happens in the house
607
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:02,354
from what Ria wears that
day to what they both eat.
608
00:38:02,356 --> 00:38:04,856
In fact, every time
there is a question
609
00:38:04,858 --> 00:38:07,426
or a decision
posed in the house,
610
00:38:07,428 --> 00:38:11,530
Ria and the audience are
integral to the process.
611
00:38:11,532 --> 00:38:14,966
So now we have a little
VT that viewers have RIAPPed
612
00:38:14,968 --> 00:38:17,869
most popular contributor
of the series.
613
00:38:17,871 --> 00:38:20,472
(AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING)
614
00:38:20,474 --> 00:38:21,706
(AIR WHOOSHING)
615
00:38:21,708 --> 00:38:22,641
Okay, stop the car.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
616
00:38:22,643 --> 00:38:23,908
Okay, so I washed the dishes,
617
00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:25,143
I vacuumed, and then I
dusted the whole house
618
00:38:25,145 --> 00:38:27,045
all whilst wearing
this ridiculous outfit.
619
00:38:27,047 --> 00:38:27,846
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
620
00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:29,281
Congratulations, Jack.
621
00:38:29,283 --> 00:38:31,115
You have won the right to
request anything you like of me.
622
00:38:31,117 --> 00:38:33,352
Uh, uh, I would like
to sing you a song, Ria,
623
00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:34,255
if that's okay.
624
00:38:35,389 --> 00:38:37,522
Your request
has been accepted.
625
00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:38,859
Okay, boys, hit it.
626
00:38:41,428 --> 00:38:43,362
♪ When I wake up ♪
627
00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:45,297
♪ I don't need anything ♪
628
00:38:45,299 --> 00:38:46,931
♪ Not even makeup ♪
629
00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:48,867
♪ 'Cause I got beautiful skin ♪
630
00:38:48,869 --> 00:38:50,535
♪ In the morning ♪
631
00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:52,571
♪ I splash my face and I go ♪
632
00:38:52,573 --> 00:38:54,339
♪ No time for yawning ♪
633
00:38:54,341 --> 00:38:56,207
♪ Just smile at people I know ♪
634
00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:58,343
♪ I am happy you see ♪
635
00:38:58,345 --> 00:39:01,680
♪ 'Cause I am happy with me ♪
636
00:39:01,682 --> 00:39:02,881
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
637
00:39:02,883 --> 00:39:04,483
- ♪ Ooh do do ♪
- Very pretty, Jack.
638
00:39:04,485 --> 00:39:06,951
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
639
00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:09,988
♪ Do do do do do do ♪
640
00:39:09,990 --> 00:39:11,256
♪ Do do do ♪
641
00:39:11,258 --> 00:39:13,925
Alas, poor Yorick!
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
642
00:39:13,927 --> 00:39:15,596
I knew him, Horatio,
643
00:39:16,463 --> 00:39:19,163
a fellow of infinite jest,
644
00:39:19,165 --> 00:39:21,268
and most excellent fancy.
645
00:39:22,436 --> 00:39:23,902
(WOMAN LAUGHING)
646
00:39:23,904 --> 00:39:25,136
You're in the way of my game.
647
00:39:25,138 --> 00:39:26,037
GAME ANNOUNCER:
In the by Cole.
648
00:39:26,039 --> 00:39:27,238
- Come on!
- Right cross.
649
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,273
Wait it is.
650
00:39:28,275 --> 00:39:29,173
Come on, man.
651
00:39:29,175 --> 00:39:30,742
(CROWD CHEERING)
652
00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:32,377
♪ Hoo ooh ooh hoo ♪
653
00:39:32,379 --> 00:39:33,745
- ♪ Some people ♪
- Aw!
654
00:39:33,747 --> 00:39:34,913
♪ Call it arrogance ♪
655
00:39:34,915 --> 00:39:36,214
♪ But that's not the case ♪
656
00:39:36,216 --> 00:39:38,249
♪ Some people don't
like the fact that ♪
657
00:39:38,251 --> 00:39:41,620
- ♪ I like my face ♪
- I've got it, bitch.
658
00:39:41,622 --> 00:39:44,456
♪ Upon my confidant side ♪
(GLASS SHATTERING)
659
00:39:44,458 --> 00:39:45,990
So sorry, Ria.
660
00:39:45,992 --> 00:39:47,392
It's okay, Jack.
661
00:39:47,394 --> 00:39:48,693
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
662
00:39:48,695 --> 00:39:51,430
♪ They don't like it
and I don't know why ♪
663
00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:53,465
♪ It's okay to be ♪
664
00:39:53,467 --> 00:39:55,900
♪ This type of girl ♪
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
665
00:39:55,902 --> 00:39:56,901
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
666
00:39:56,903 --> 00:39:58,370
(MEN LAUGHING)
667
00:39:58,372 --> 00:39:59,538
Well, we've definitely
had some interesting people
668
00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:01,340
on the show this
year, that's for sure.
669
00:40:01,342 --> 00:40:02,841
Absolutely.
670
00:40:02,843 --> 00:40:06,978
By the way, I am obsessed with
the 1950s theme this series.
671
00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:09,614
The attention to
detail is just amazing.
672
00:40:09,616 --> 00:40:11,883
So now I have to ask,
673
00:40:11,885 --> 00:40:14,252
do you think I'd look
good in a Ria dress?
674
00:40:14,254 --> 00:40:17,456
Erika, you would look
good in just about anything.
675
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:19,458
- (AUDIENCE WHISTLING)
- Oh, stop it, you.
676
00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:21,192
ANNOUNCER: Well,
the details are-
677
00:40:21,194 --> 00:40:23,428
- Nothing on, audiences
love about the show.
678
00:40:23,430 --> 00:40:26,731
Oh, in fact I can exclusively
reveal that next season,
679
00:40:26,733 --> 00:40:27,566
we're gonna be doing something
680
00:40:27,568 --> 00:40:29,334
a little different.
681
00:40:29,336 --> 00:40:31,636
Every day Ria spends
with a husband
682
00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:33,638
will be Christmas Day.
683
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,874
(CHUCKLES) It should
be a lotta fun.
684
00:40:35,876 --> 00:40:39,478
Yeah, definitely for the
viewer and even the husband.
685
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,946
But what about Ria?
686
00:40:41,948 --> 00:40:43,682
(AUDIENCE CHATTERING)
687
00:40:43,684 --> 00:40:45,183
What about her?
688
00:40:45,185 --> 00:40:47,185
Well, again, in the past
you've been criticized
689
00:40:47,187 --> 00:40:50,989
with, well, with people
calling the show inhumane.
690
00:40:50,991 --> 00:40:53,892
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
691
00:40:53,894 --> 00:40:56,463
(MEN LAUGHING)
692
00:40:58,399 --> 00:40:59,831
Good one.
693
00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:02,333
I'm not even gonna
dignify that with an answer.
694
00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:04,168
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
695
00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:06,671
Well, Robert and
Mitchell, thank you so much
696
00:41:06,673 --> 00:41:08,239
for coming in this morning.
697
00:41:08,241 --> 00:41:10,174
And for fans of
"A Day with Ria",
698
00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:13,011
you can catch this morning's
episode in 30 minutes
699
00:41:13,013 --> 00:41:14,946
right here on Channel Six.
700
00:41:14,948 --> 00:41:19,953
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
(DRIVING TECHNO MUSIC)
701
00:41:27,894 --> 00:41:29,160
("NOCTURNE OP. 9 NO. 2")
702
00:41:29,162 --> 00:41:30,361
ANNOUNCER: Good
morning, viewers.
703
00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:32,296
It's 7:03 a.m.
704
00:41:32,298 --> 00:41:34,535
Ria wakes up to a new day.
705
00:41:36,336 --> 00:41:39,806
It's now time for you to have
your first choice of the day.
706
00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:42,674
Please use the RIAPP to choose
707
00:41:42,676 --> 00:41:45,877
the Scarlet Fever or
the Cinderella lipstick
708
00:41:45,879 --> 00:41:48,046
from Fab Cosmetics.
709
00:41:48,048 --> 00:41:49,514
Good morning, world.
710
00:41:49,516 --> 00:41:51,483
What fun-filled adventures
do you have in store
711
00:41:51,485 --> 00:41:53,017
for me today?
712
00:41:53,019 --> 00:41:55,053
ANNOUNCER: You can also
suggest the daily chores
713
00:41:55,055 --> 00:41:56,056
through the app, too.
714
00:42:00,994 --> 00:42:04,463
Ria, now back in the bedroom,
is ready to get dressed.
715
00:42:04,465 --> 00:42:06,565
By the way, ladies,
if you like anything
716
00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:09,668
Ria is wearing from
underwear to outerwear,
717
00:42:09,670 --> 00:42:12,170
remember, you can find
the details of the items
718
00:42:12,172 --> 00:42:13,574
on our website.
719
00:42:18,512 --> 00:42:21,245
(STEAM HISSING)
720
00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:24,017
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
721
00:42:34,327 --> 00:42:36,830
(TENSE MUSIC)
722
00:42:42,569 --> 00:42:43,502
ROBERT: You okay, Mitch?
723
00:42:43,504 --> 00:42:44,302
You haven't said much tonight.
724
00:42:44,304 --> 00:42:45,103
Yeah, I'm fine.
725
00:42:45,105 --> 00:42:46,337
I'm just goddamn pissed
726
00:42:46,339 --> 00:42:47,639
at that presenter
bitch this morning.
727
00:42:47,641 --> 00:42:49,841
And I know there
will always be idiots
728
00:42:49,843 --> 00:42:51,643
protesting against Ria.
729
00:42:51,645 --> 00:42:53,444
True, but I kinda
got used to it.
730
00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:54,846
I just thought you had.
731
00:42:54,848 --> 00:42:56,114
Of course I have.
732
00:42:56,116 --> 00:42:57,081
But the producers of
"The Morning Show"
733
00:42:57,083 --> 00:42:58,650
promised me an easier ride.
734
00:42:58,652 --> 00:43:00,785
Well, as long as it doesn't
decrease our viewing figures.
735
00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:03,054
(CHUCKLES) You
gotta be kidding.
736
00:43:03,056 --> 00:43:06,727
No, actually, the more
controversy the better.
737
00:43:08,228 --> 00:43:09,963
Thank you for
reminding me of that.
738
00:43:11,498 --> 00:43:15,867
(CHUCKLES) That bitch this
morning helped us out after all.
739
00:43:15,869 --> 00:43:17,101
(ROBERT SCOFFS)
740
00:43:17,103 --> 00:43:19,838
I bet you those idiots
screaming "free Ria"
741
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,907
watch her every minute
of every goddamn day
742
00:43:22,909 --> 00:43:24,408
and obsess over it.
743
00:43:24,410 --> 00:43:25,577
(ROBERT SCOFFS)
744
00:43:25,579 --> 00:43:26,511
They're hypocrites.
745
00:43:26,513 --> 00:43:27,779
Hmm.
746
00:43:27,781 --> 00:43:29,013
You're right.
747
00:43:29,015 --> 00:43:30,849
(CHUCKLES) Of course I am.
748
00:43:30,851 --> 00:43:32,152
Hey, trust me on this one.
749
00:43:33,453 --> 00:43:35,386
The more drama we bring,
750
00:43:35,388 --> 00:43:37,188
the more people
will be against it
751
00:43:37,190 --> 00:43:40,424
and the more people
will watch it
752
00:43:40,426 --> 00:43:42,195
and will love it.
753
00:43:46,066 --> 00:43:48,902
(ROBERT CHUCKLES)
754
00:43:51,471 --> 00:43:53,974
(TENSE MUSIC)
755
00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:27,572
So you excited about tomorrow?
756
00:44:27,574 --> 00:44:29,007
Of course.
757
00:44:29,009 --> 00:44:30,341
It's been a long time coming.
758
00:44:30,343 --> 00:44:31,309
Awesome, man.
759
00:44:31,311 --> 00:44:32,777
Got anything special planned
760
00:44:32,779 --> 00:44:34,746
or are you just gonna
improvise the whole thing?
761
00:44:34,748 --> 00:44:36,981
Well, they did suggest
to have a party piece
762
00:44:36,983 --> 00:44:39,720
but I think I'm
just gonna wing it.
763
00:45:00,607 --> 00:45:01,541
JOSEPH: Come on in.
764
00:45:03,243 --> 00:45:05,644
Mr. Vice President,
I have some files here
765
00:45:05,646 --> 00:45:06,845
that need your attention.
766
00:45:06,847 --> 00:45:08,346
Great.
767
00:45:08,348 --> 00:45:10,717
There's also an email
that is addressed to you.
768
00:45:11,685 --> 00:45:12,617
What does it say?
769
00:45:12,619 --> 00:45:14,185
Honestly I don't know, sir.
770
00:45:14,187 --> 00:45:16,454
For one, it's locked under
your personal security code
771
00:45:16,456 --> 00:45:18,556
and when we looked
into the IP address,
772
00:45:18,558 --> 00:45:21,325
it flagged up as probably
coming from your son.
773
00:45:21,327 --> 00:45:22,696
We felt it must be private.
774
00:45:25,065 --> 00:45:26,698
All right.
775
00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:28,466
Well, thank you, Jess.
776
00:45:28,468 --> 00:45:30,068
That'll be all for tonight.
777
00:45:30,070 --> 00:45:31,171
Have a good evening.
778
00:45:34,841 --> 00:45:38,176
(FLEMMING SIGHS)
779
00:45:38,178 --> 00:45:40,847
(JACK GRUNTING)
780
00:45:42,482 --> 00:45:43,848
- Hey, what the-
- Oh my gosh!
781
00:45:43,850 --> 00:45:44,783
Look at that.
782
00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:46,184
BEN: You have to watch it.
783
00:45:46,186 --> 00:45:48,887
(MEN LAUGHING)
784
00:45:48,889 --> 00:45:49,888
Hey!
785
00:45:49,890 --> 00:45:51,289
Hey, what are we
doing here, huh?
786
00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:52,323
Just having fun?
787
00:45:52,325 --> 00:45:53,692
Hey, I'm sorry, sir.
788
00:45:53,694 --> 00:45:55,295
- I didn't mean it.
- Oh my God.
789
00:45:56,129 --> 00:45:58,965
(SIGHS) No, no.
790
00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:02,200
(ROBERT GRUNTS)
791
00:46:02,202 --> 00:46:04,969
Right, the next one
will have to be a hit
792
00:46:04,971 --> 00:46:07,271
and elevate our figures
through the roof.
793
00:46:07,273 --> 00:46:08,840
I want drama, I want scandal.
794
00:46:08,842 --> 00:46:13,011
I want viewers on the edges
of their fucking seats!
795
00:46:13,013 --> 00:46:15,446
Well, you're gonna
love this guy then.
796
00:46:15,448 --> 00:46:16,848
The background checks came back
797
00:46:16,850 --> 00:46:19,617
with something fairly
interesting about him.
798
00:46:19,619 --> 00:46:20,584
Oh really?
799
00:46:20,586 --> 00:46:21,853
Like what?
800
00:46:21,855 --> 00:46:23,722
He gave us a false identity.
801
00:46:23,724 --> 00:46:26,126
He told us his name
was Jason Sampson.
802
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:32,098
Okay, but why and who is
he and should I be worried?
803
00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:33,433
I don't think so.
804
00:46:34,534 --> 00:46:36,467
His real name is Flemming.
805
00:46:36,469 --> 00:46:38,502
ROBERT: I don't understand.
806
00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:40,306
MAN: Robert shouting,
"Geez he's a pig."
807
00:46:42,142 --> 00:46:43,407
You don't mean he's related
808
00:46:43,409 --> 00:46:45,676
to Vice President
Joseph Flemming?
809
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:46,778
Yeah.
810
00:46:46,780 --> 00:46:47,613
It's his son.
811
00:46:49,549 --> 00:46:53,451
(LAUGHING) Shit.
812
00:46:53,453 --> 00:46:54,287
Exactly.
813
00:46:55,188 --> 00:46:56,320
Hey, where is he?
814
00:46:56,322 --> 00:46:57,688
I wanna speak to him.
815
00:46:57,690 --> 00:46:59,223
Well, he just left in the car.
816
00:46:59,225 --> 00:47:01,926
Okay, well, let's get him
on the phone then shall we?
817
00:47:01,928 --> 00:47:05,463
TECHNICIAN: I was
there for three hours.
818
00:47:05,465 --> 00:47:06,798
(PHONE RINGING)
819
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,066
That'll be for you, Jack.
820
00:47:08,068 --> 00:47:10,468
It's always for the main
contributor of the day.
821
00:47:10,470 --> 00:47:11,702
Hello and welcome.
822
00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:13,237
I'm Robert, the show's director.
823
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,473
And this is Mitchell,
the producer.
824
00:47:15,475 --> 00:47:16,741
Hi, I'm-
825
00:47:16,743 --> 00:47:17,942
- Jack.
826
00:47:17,944 --> 00:47:19,443
And yes, we know
who you are really.
827
00:47:19,445 --> 00:47:22,146
But that doesn't change
the fact that from now on
828
00:47:22,148 --> 00:47:25,149
you're Jack so you
better get used to it.
829
00:47:25,151 --> 00:47:26,985
Oh, yeah, sure.
830
00:47:26,987 --> 00:47:28,853
Few things before
we take you in.
831
00:47:28,855 --> 00:47:31,890
You probably know them
but the rules are simple.
832
00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:33,657
No tech is allowed.
833
00:47:33,659 --> 00:47:36,460
No phones, no IPAs, no headsets,
834
00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:39,663
no computer bracelets,
absolutely nothing.
835
00:47:39,665 --> 00:47:42,366
All phones and TV in
the house are fake.
836
00:47:42,368 --> 00:47:43,667
Don't reveal the truth to her.
837
00:47:43,669 --> 00:47:45,738
Spoils the illusion
for everybody else.
838
00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:52,076
No swearing, sex, or violence
before 9:00 p.m. at all.
839
00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:53,577
It just won't be broadcast.
840
00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:55,780
ROBERT: Now, go in there
and give us something new,
841
00:47:55,782 --> 00:47:57,481
something we
haven't seen before,
842
00:47:57,483 --> 00:48:00,785
something that will make
you a star of the season.
843
00:48:00,787 --> 00:48:03,521
Or even of the entire
history of "A Day with Ria".
844
00:48:03,523 --> 00:48:06,192
Push the boundaries,
make it a party.
845
00:48:07,327 --> 00:48:09,360
Get out from under
your father's shadow.
846
00:48:09,362 --> 00:48:10,594
Imagine you come
outta the show
847
00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:14,165
and the whole world cheers.
848
00:48:14,167 --> 00:48:15,266
They wanna party with you.
849
00:48:15,268 --> 00:48:18,071
It's your show, not hers.
850
00:48:19,505 --> 00:48:20,704
MITCHELL: The cleaning
crew in the car with you
851
00:48:20,706 --> 00:48:24,508
will erase all memories
of the last Jack.
852
00:48:24,510 --> 00:48:26,110
You got a clean start.
853
00:48:26,112 --> 00:48:26,947
Go hit it, son.
854
00:48:27,914 --> 00:48:29,580
I certainly will.
855
00:48:29,582 --> 00:48:30,650
Hmm, that's the spirit.
856
00:48:32,052 --> 00:48:35,954
Okay (SIGHS) one last form
for you to fingerprint
857
00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:38,358
then we'll take you into
the secret location,
858
00:48:39,559 --> 00:48:42,360
Ria and Jack's house.
859
00:48:42,362 --> 00:48:44,896
(SCREEN WHIRRING)
860
00:48:44,898 --> 00:48:46,965
(SCREEN WHIRRING)
861
00:48:46,967 --> 00:48:47,798
One last thing.
862
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,467
What about my list?
863
00:48:49,469 --> 00:48:52,003
Your list of requirements,
likes, dislikes,
864
00:48:52,005 --> 00:48:54,839
food, sexual preferences,
865
00:48:54,841 --> 00:48:56,875
they're all taken care of.
866
00:48:56,877 --> 00:48:59,643
Now go in there, son,
and give us a good show.
867
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:00,746
We'll be watching.
868
00:49:04,184 --> 00:49:05,018
Thank you.
869
00:49:05,852 --> 00:49:07,118
(MITCHELL LAUGHING)
870
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,719
Oh, I have got a good
feeling about this one.
871
00:49:08,721 --> 00:49:12,156
Now, how do we play the press?
872
00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:15,261
We gotta let them know
the VP's son in our house
873
00:49:16,129 --> 00:49:17,597
without letting them know.
874
00:49:18,965 --> 00:49:20,066
MAN: It's better rank 'cause
we won't cover some 33821.
875
00:49:21,634 --> 00:49:22,735
Who's your dad?
876
00:49:24,270 --> 00:49:26,907
Um, no one really.
877
00:49:31,111 --> 00:49:33,613
(TENSE MUSIC)
878
00:49:35,015 --> 00:49:36,814
You okay down there?
879
00:49:36,816 --> 00:49:40,251
Oh, yeah, just
little bit of cramp.
880
00:49:40,253 --> 00:49:42,222
Happens in the car sometimes.
881
00:49:45,791 --> 00:49:48,194
(JACK SIGHS)
882
00:49:51,364 --> 00:49:54,765
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
883
00:49:54,767 --> 00:49:57,201
(PHONE RINGING)
884
00:49:57,203 --> 00:49:58,402
Sir?
885
00:49:58,404 --> 00:49:59,670
Good, Jess, you
haven't gone home yet.
886
00:49:59,672 --> 00:50:00,939
Can you come back to
the office please?
887
00:50:00,941 --> 00:50:01,774
Course, sir.
888
00:50:02,675 --> 00:50:04,042
JOSEPH: Is that John?
889
00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:04,909
Bring him along as well.
890
00:50:04,911 --> 00:50:06,010
Okay.
891
00:50:06,012 --> 00:50:06,846
John!
892
00:50:11,017 --> 00:50:14,454
And we have arrived
at the destination.
893
00:50:16,222 --> 00:50:17,057
Oh my God!
894
00:50:17,924 --> 00:50:19,490
It reads like a goodbye letter.
895
00:50:19,492 --> 00:50:20,826
What are you gonna do, sir?
896
00:50:22,028 --> 00:50:22,862
I don't know.
897
00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:27,798
What do you know about this
show, "A Day with Ria"?
898
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,168
Only that it's the most
popular piece of entertainment
899
00:50:30,170 --> 00:50:31,902
on the planet.
900
00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:34,707
When was the last time
you saw your son, sir?
901
00:50:36,842 --> 00:50:38,044
It's been a while.
902
00:50:39,712 --> 00:50:42,213
Look, the only thing I'm really
concerned about right now
903
00:50:42,215 --> 00:50:44,015
is protecting this
administration
904
00:50:44,017 --> 00:50:45,685
and keeping this quiet.
905
00:50:46,852 --> 00:50:48,819
I assume he's gonna
be on tomorrow?
906
00:50:48,821 --> 00:50:50,554
Judging by this letter yes.
907
00:50:50,556 --> 00:50:52,823
But I don't think we
should rush in too hard.
908
00:50:52,825 --> 00:50:54,125
Why not?
909
00:50:54,127 --> 00:50:55,726
The show never reveals
a contestant's identity
910
00:50:55,728 --> 00:50:58,329
so why not see how
this plays out?
911
00:50:58,331 --> 00:51:00,631
Don't think he's planning
anything drastic.
912
00:51:00,633 --> 00:51:02,666
Certainly this letter doesn't
prove this is gonna be
913
00:51:02,668 --> 00:51:05,103
a problem for you
or the president.
914
00:51:05,105 --> 00:51:06,704
I agree, sir.
915
00:51:06,706 --> 00:51:08,572
Besides, the production
company may not even know
916
00:51:08,574 --> 00:51:10,108
he's your son.
917
00:51:10,110 --> 00:51:11,942
And if they get the slightest
hint there's something wrong,
918
00:51:11,944 --> 00:51:14,678
then if anything, our
action rather than inaction
919
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:15,748
may go against us.
920
00:51:19,219 --> 00:51:22,186
I don't like it but fine.
(TENSE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
921
00:51:22,188 --> 00:51:25,423
But this stays right here
between the three of us.
922
00:51:25,425 --> 00:51:27,791
There's no reason for the
president to be alerted
923
00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:28,961
about this, not yet.
924
00:51:32,232 --> 00:51:33,333
That's all, thank you.
925
00:51:41,607 --> 00:51:42,575
Good night, Ria.
926
00:51:50,850 --> 00:51:54,254
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
927
00:52:21,914 --> 00:52:23,181
(LIVELY TECHNO MUSIC)
928
00:52:23,183 --> 00:52:24,648
ANNOUNCER: Good
morning, everyone.
929
00:52:24,650 --> 00:52:26,150
("NOCTURNE OP. 9 NO. 2")
The time is 7:03
930
00:52:26,152 --> 00:52:27,385
and our gorgeous Ria
931
00:52:27,387 --> 00:52:29,353
is waking up to a fresh day.
932
00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:30,721
Isn't she beautiful?
933
00:52:30,723 --> 00:52:31,955
Get ready, viewers.
934
00:52:31,957 --> 00:52:34,358
It's now time for your
first choice of the day.
935
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,559
Make it a good one.
936
00:52:35,561 --> 00:52:37,961
Use the RIAPP to
choose the Red Devil
937
00:52:37,963 --> 00:52:40,431
or the Purple Rose lipstick
938
00:52:40,433 --> 00:52:43,067
from our friends
at Fab Cosmetics.
939
00:52:43,069 --> 00:52:44,502
Good morning, world.
940
00:52:44,504 --> 00:52:46,437
What fun-filled adventures
do you have in store
941
00:52:46,439 --> 00:52:48,772
- for me today?
- Just you wait and see.
942
00:52:48,774 --> 00:52:50,841
Don't forget, viewers,
you can also suggest
943
00:52:50,843 --> 00:52:52,845
the daily chores
through the app as well.
944
00:53:00,386 --> 00:53:01,919
Come on, sleepy head.
945
00:53:01,921 --> 00:53:03,154
Wakey, wakey.
946
00:53:03,156 --> 00:53:04,957
We've got a whole day of
fun to get started on.
947
00:53:06,792 --> 00:53:08,194
Ah, tea.
948
00:53:09,629 --> 00:53:10,463
Lovely.
949
00:53:11,897 --> 00:53:13,664
Now you have your tea and
I'll get breakfast ready.
950
00:53:13,666 --> 00:53:16,136
What would you like, full
English or continental?
951
00:53:18,471 --> 00:53:19,503
(STATIC HISSING)
952
00:53:19,505 --> 00:53:21,004
MAN: Wait.
953
00:53:21,006 --> 00:53:21,939
MAN: Hey, what's happened?
954
00:53:21,941 --> 00:53:26,076
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
955
00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:28,312
(TENSE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
956
00:53:28,314 --> 00:53:29,313
What the fuck just happened?
957
00:53:29,315 --> 00:53:30,681
We lost the signal!
958
00:53:30,683 --> 00:53:32,550
I can see that, jackass!
959
00:53:32,552 --> 00:53:35,119
We have never in the
history of the show
960
00:53:35,121 --> 00:53:36,454
- lost a fucking signal!
- Hustle!
961
00:53:36,456 --> 00:53:37,621
- There's no NI.
- What do you mean
962
00:53:37,623 --> 00:53:39,089
we lost the goddamn signal?
963
00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:40,324
WOMAN: Let me see.
964
00:53:40,326 --> 00:53:41,792
MAN: Okay, we're
trying, we're trying.
965
00:53:41,794 --> 00:53:43,127
- We're trying everything-
- Are we still on air?
966
00:53:43,129 --> 00:53:47,565
- Oh goddamn it!
- We're trying, we're trying!
967
00:53:47,567 --> 00:53:50,868
What do you mean you
don't fucking know?
968
00:53:50,870 --> 00:53:52,035
Read my lips.
969
00:53:52,037 --> 00:53:54,805
Are we still on air?
970
00:53:54,807 --> 00:53:56,006
I don't know.
971
00:53:56,008 --> 00:53:57,074
TECHNICIAN: Listen,
I'm trying, listen
972
00:53:57,076 --> 00:53:59,109
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
973
00:53:59,111 --> 00:54:00,378
MAN: We have everything
off with no explanation.
974
00:54:00,380 --> 00:54:03,314
Thank God we hadn't
gone to the press yet.
975
00:54:03,316 --> 00:54:05,082
- The color bars are off air-
- Huh, yeah.
976
00:54:05,084 --> 00:54:08,552
You're just gonna
end up back directing
977
00:54:08,554 --> 00:54:11,324
shitty little
commercials and all that.
978
00:54:12,492 --> 00:54:13,724
That's it, commercial.
979
00:54:13,726 --> 00:54:15,226
Hey, play a commercial.
980
00:54:15,228 --> 00:54:17,595
Now, playing the
washing lotion commercial.
981
00:54:17,597 --> 00:54:18,562
I didn't allow
myself to hear it.
982
00:54:18,564 --> 00:54:19,797
20 seconds left.
983
00:54:19,799 --> 00:54:21,765
Cuing the garden splash stock.
984
00:54:21,767 --> 00:54:23,801
In the next five minutes,
985
00:54:23,803 --> 00:54:24,735
MAN: Oh shit.
986
00:54:24,737 --> 00:54:27,271
I want the TV show to air,
987
00:54:27,273 --> 00:54:30,741
answers to what just
fucking happened.
988
00:54:30,743 --> 00:54:33,311
- Three-
- And an extra hot cappuccino.
989
00:54:33,313 --> 00:54:34,512
- Two, one.
- I'll have one, too.
990
00:54:34,514 --> 00:54:36,347
ATWOOD: Get
this guy a coffee.
991
00:54:36,349 --> 00:54:37,183
Now!
992
00:54:38,117 --> 00:54:40,784
(SOMBER MUSIC)
993
00:54:40,786 --> 00:54:41,619
You know what?
994
00:54:41,621 --> 00:54:42,886
It's off the air.
995
00:54:42,888 --> 00:54:44,355
I don't know how and
I don't know if this
996
00:54:44,357 --> 00:54:46,857
was part of your son's plan
but it's completely off the air
997
00:54:46,859 --> 00:54:49,293
and replaying old
"Ria" commercials.
998
00:54:49,295 --> 00:54:50,594
Okay, so?
999
00:54:50,596 --> 00:54:52,162
This has to be good news, sir.
1000
00:54:52,164 --> 00:54:54,232
Perhaps the production
company found out who he was
1001
00:54:54,234 --> 00:54:56,567
and pulled the plug
rather than give him
1002
00:54:56,569 --> 00:54:58,236
- a political platform.
- Only a hundred calories
1003
00:54:58,238 --> 00:55:00,003
a serving and $3 a jar.
1004
00:55:00,005 --> 00:55:01,805
My son's a fucking idiot.
1005
00:55:01,807 --> 00:55:02,640
This washing up liquid
1006
00:55:02,642 --> 00:55:03,841
lasts forever and ever!
1007
00:55:03,843 --> 00:55:05,776
But it is off the air?
1008
00:55:05,778 --> 00:55:09,282
We need to make sure
it stays off the air.
1009
00:55:10,483 --> 00:55:14,852
(SIGHS) Fuck.
(TENSE MUSIC)
1010
00:55:14,854 --> 00:55:18,088
Ria, it's okay really.
1011
00:55:18,090 --> 00:55:20,991
I don't think anyone can see us.
1012
00:55:20,993 --> 00:55:22,528
He told me he'd be here by now.
1013
00:55:24,129 --> 00:55:25,263
What do you have
planned today, Jack,
1014
00:55:25,265 --> 00:55:27,164
because I have chores.
1015
00:55:27,166 --> 00:55:30,234
You don't understand
what's going on here, do you?
1016
00:55:30,236 --> 00:55:32,472
You don't have to follow
your script anymore.
1017
00:55:33,939 --> 00:55:36,742
Okay, look, let me explain.
1018
00:55:38,110 --> 00:55:40,680
I was paid a lot of money
to disrupt the show.
1019
00:55:41,647 --> 00:55:43,146
I don't know how long we've got
1020
00:55:43,148 --> 00:55:46,517
before anybody gets here
but I have done everything
1021
00:55:46,519 --> 00:55:49,587
that I was asked to
do so why do I feel
1022
00:55:49,589 --> 00:55:51,955
like this isn't going to plan?
1023
00:55:51,957 --> 00:55:54,627
Are you one of those
free-reared do-gooders, Jack?
1024
00:55:58,331 --> 00:56:00,163
Maybe I don't want to be saved.
1025
00:56:00,165 --> 00:56:02,199
So eat your breakfast, Jack.
1026
00:56:02,201 --> 00:56:03,033
It's getting cold.
1027
00:56:03,035 --> 00:56:04,535
Ria, stop.
1028
00:56:04,537 --> 00:56:05,903
Let me call him.
1029
00:56:05,905 --> 00:56:07,838
He can explain better.
1030
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,709
If that's what you
think is best, Jack.
1031
00:56:14,246 --> 00:56:15,913
(JACK SIGHS)
1032
00:56:15,915 --> 00:56:18,584
(PHONE RINGING)
1033
00:56:23,923 --> 00:56:25,423
Why are you calling me?
1034
00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:27,925
Because she doesn't
understand what's going on.
1035
00:56:27,927 --> 00:56:30,162
She's acting like we're
still being filmed.
1036
00:56:31,030 --> 00:56:33,130
Trust that I have a plan.
1037
00:56:33,132 --> 00:56:34,231
(JACK GRUNTING)
1038
00:56:34,233 --> 00:56:35,435
And don't call me again.
1039
00:56:38,304 --> 00:56:39,470
(DIAL TONE HUMMING)
1040
00:56:39,472 --> 00:56:40,971
You know what?
1041
00:56:40,973 --> 00:56:42,473
These secateurs were a great
buy from the Garden Depot.
1042
00:56:42,475 --> 00:56:44,708
- It's Ben isn't it?
- Are coming back online now.
1043
00:56:44,710 --> 00:56:47,511
We should have the picture
of the two up to 250-
1044
00:56:47,513 --> 00:56:48,746
- Can you play back the moment
1045
00:56:48,748 --> 00:56:51,682
when Ria brings Jack
his morning drink?
1046
00:56:51,684 --> 00:56:53,719
The moment just before
we lost the image.
1047
00:56:54,754 --> 00:56:56,520
(VIDEO WHIRRING AND BEEPING)
1048
00:56:56,522 --> 00:56:57,621
There, see it?
1049
00:56:57,623 --> 00:56:58,658
Zoom in on that.
1050
00:56:59,859 --> 00:57:02,159
(VIDEO WHIRRING)
1051
00:57:02,161 --> 00:57:03,461
TECHNICIAN:
Camera 45 is offline.
1052
00:57:03,463 --> 00:57:05,295
What the hell?
1053
00:57:05,297 --> 00:57:06,930
TECHNICIAN: Over the angles.
1054
00:57:06,932 --> 00:57:07,865
CAMERA OPERATOR:
There's a better angle-
1055
00:57:07,867 --> 00:57:08,999
- Yep, yep.
1056
00:57:09,001 --> 00:57:11,735
I understand, Director,
and I assure you
1057
00:57:11,737 --> 00:57:14,538
the Vice President will
be eternally grateful.
1058
00:57:14,540 --> 00:57:15,706
Of course, madam.
1059
00:57:15,708 --> 00:57:17,508
I'll pass you over now.
1060
00:57:17,510 --> 00:57:19,144
Sir, your wife
would like a word.
1061
00:57:21,947 --> 00:57:24,014
(JOSEPH SIGHS)
1062
00:57:24,016 --> 00:57:25,248
(CLEARS THROAT) Hi.
1063
00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:26,318
Yeah, I'm...
1064
00:57:28,087 --> 00:57:29,689
Yeah, yes, of course
I've been watching.
1065
00:57:31,323 --> 00:57:33,058
Honey, would you
calm down please?
1066
00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:37,697
Believe me, I have
everything under control.
1067
00:57:39,198 --> 00:57:40,032
Yeah, I know.
1068
00:57:41,601 --> 00:57:42,435
Honey, honey.
1069
00:57:43,969 --> 00:57:45,102
Do you believe in me?
1070
00:57:45,104 --> 00:57:46,537
Do you believe I'll get it done?
1071
00:57:46,539 --> 00:57:47,771
- That doesn't sound good.
- I'll get it done.
1072
00:57:47,773 --> 00:57:49,239
I know you're worried.
1073
00:57:49,241 --> 00:57:50,173
Well, what do you expect?
1074
00:57:50,175 --> 00:57:51,509
How did it go with the FBI?
1075
00:57:51,511 --> 00:57:53,611
- It was difficult.
- I don't think
1076
00:57:53,613 --> 00:57:55,012
it's a real thing.
1077
00:57:55,014 --> 00:57:55,946
JOHN: Because I
couldn't tell him we knew
1078
00:57:55,948 --> 00:57:57,815
who today's husband is.
1079
00:57:57,817 --> 00:57:59,249
I see.
1080
00:57:59,251 --> 00:58:00,350
- It's probably some stunt.
- Better you than me.
1081
00:58:00,352 --> 00:58:01,018
- Thanks.
- Publicity for this
1082
00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:02,420
television show.
1083
00:58:02,422 --> 00:58:04,988
Believe me, I have
it all under control.
1084
00:58:04,990 --> 00:58:07,993
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1085
00:58:34,186 --> 00:58:36,922
(STATIC HISSING)
1086
00:58:43,763 --> 00:58:46,766
(SIGNAL SCREECHING)
1087
00:58:49,034 --> 00:58:52,271
(TENSE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
1088
00:58:54,173 --> 00:58:55,708
I knew you'd be in here next.
1089
00:58:57,577 --> 00:58:59,677
And you can stick to
your script if you want.
1090
00:58:59,679 --> 00:59:00,611
It's fine by me.
1091
00:59:00,613 --> 00:59:02,147
All the cameras are off anyway.
1092
00:59:03,048 --> 00:59:04,550
Just answer me this.
1093
00:59:06,085 --> 00:59:08,185
Do you understand me now?
1094
00:59:08,187 --> 00:59:09,587
Of course I do, Jack.
1095
00:59:09,589 --> 00:59:12,324
(SKILLET CLANGS)
1096
00:59:13,258 --> 00:59:16,261
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1097
00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:50,193
Time for a quick break,
Jack, and then back to it.
1098
00:59:50,195 --> 00:59:51,964
I don't understand.
1099
00:59:55,134 --> 00:59:55,968
Why, Ria?
1100
01:00:01,774 --> 01:00:03,042
I'm sorry, Ria.
1101
01:00:06,478 --> 01:00:09,749
(TENSE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
1102
01:00:26,999 --> 01:00:29,533
(EERIE MUSIC)
1103
01:00:29,535 --> 01:00:32,037
(TENSE MUSIC)
1104
01:00:37,009 --> 01:00:41,645
Sir, I can get you
pictures in seven, six,
1105
01:00:41,647 --> 01:00:42,780
- five-
- Okay, good.
1106
01:00:42,782 --> 01:00:44,782
End commercials on her count.
1107
01:00:44,784 --> 01:00:45,849
But, sir, we can't.
1108
01:00:45,851 --> 01:00:48,318
- Just do it.
- Three, two,
1109
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:50,122
one and we're live.
1110
01:00:51,056 --> 01:00:52,255
Get it off air now!
1111
01:00:52,257 --> 01:00:54,191
No, call the
police to the house.
1112
01:00:54,193 --> 01:00:55,327
That way we're covered.
1113
01:00:56,261 --> 01:00:57,795
What, no.
1114
01:00:57,797 --> 01:00:58,896
It will take the police over
three hours to get there.
1115
01:00:58,898 --> 01:01:00,197
Exactly.
1116
01:01:00,199 --> 01:01:01,498
Just do everything
we're meant to do.
1117
01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:03,603
Just take your time about it.
1118
01:01:07,439 --> 01:01:08,672
TECHNICIAN: Back online.
1119
01:01:08,674 --> 01:01:11,108
Okay, guys, so what
are we waiting for, huh?
1120
01:01:11,110 --> 01:01:12,309
We got a show to make.
1121
01:01:12,311 --> 01:01:13,378
Now, come one, gimme
a shot of Jack.
1122
01:01:14,479 --> 01:01:16,013
Gimme a closeup.
1123
01:01:16,015 --> 01:01:16,947
CAMERA OPERATOR: That's
the best angle I got, sir.
1124
01:01:16,949 --> 01:01:17,881
Okay that's good enough.
1125
01:01:17,883 --> 01:01:19,016
Now, bring in some music.
1126
01:01:19,018 --> 01:01:21,785
Make it slow and intense.
1127
01:01:21,787 --> 01:01:23,088
Cuing track D30.
1128
01:01:23,989 --> 01:01:25,188
ROBERT: Oh, that is it.
1129
01:01:25,190 --> 01:01:28,759
This is what I call
sexy television!
1130
01:01:28,761 --> 01:01:29,927
ANNOUNCER: Ladies
and gentlemen,
1131
01:01:29,929 --> 01:01:31,895
we apologize for
going off air earlier.
1132
01:01:31,897 --> 01:01:34,832
That was out of our control.
1133
01:01:34,834 --> 01:01:38,168
However, images you
are seeing are live.
1134
01:01:38,170 --> 01:01:40,470
The current Jack
in the house is,
1135
01:01:40,472 --> 01:01:42,875
we believe, taken hostage.
1136
01:01:44,910 --> 01:01:47,244
Ria, you don't
have to do this.
1137
01:01:47,246 --> 01:01:48,545
I'm on your side.
1138
01:01:48,547 --> 01:01:50,948
The guy who paid
me he loves you.
1139
01:01:50,950 --> 01:01:54,852
He wants to free you
from all of this.
1140
01:01:54,854 --> 01:01:57,320
He must have a lot of
expendable resources, too.
1141
01:01:57,322 --> 01:01:58,588
What do you mean?
1142
01:01:58,590 --> 01:02:00,958
What I mean is,
think about it.
1143
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,693
I'm sure I'm not the
only person he paid
1144
01:02:02,695 --> 01:02:06,529
to get me in this house
with you today. (PANTING)
1145
01:02:06,531 --> 01:02:08,498
The TV show has a lotta
stringent security
1146
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:10,267
and background checks,
1147
01:02:10,269 --> 01:02:11,869
not to mention getting
me fast tracked
1148
01:02:11,871 --> 01:02:14,304
to the full audition phase.
1149
01:02:14,306 --> 01:02:15,841
It's all a part of the plan.
1150
01:02:16,809 --> 01:02:18,942
And he did all this for me?
1151
01:02:18,944 --> 01:02:20,143
Yes.
1152
01:02:20,145 --> 01:02:23,714
As I said, he loves you.
1153
01:02:23,716 --> 01:02:25,384
MAN: No, of
course I do, Jack.
1154
01:02:26,385 --> 01:02:28,888
(TENSE MUSIC)
1155
01:02:31,190 --> 01:02:33,625
Let me ask you
a question, Jack.
1156
01:02:36,328 --> 01:02:38,297
Who do you think
you're talking to now?
1157
01:02:39,732 --> 01:02:42,432
And, in fact, I think you've
done too much talking already.
1158
01:02:42,434 --> 01:02:44,067
(JACK SHOUTING)
1159
01:02:44,069 --> 01:02:45,004
Stop her!
1160
01:02:48,874 --> 01:02:49,807
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
1161
01:02:49,809 --> 01:02:50,841
Give us some good news.
1162
01:02:50,843 --> 01:02:52,175
What's going on with her?
1163
01:02:52,177 --> 01:02:54,814
- Oh, well, you see-
- Mitchell.
1164
01:02:56,015 --> 01:02:56,816
Hello, Tonya.
1165
01:02:58,851 --> 01:03:01,885
So is she being hacked
from the outside
1166
01:03:01,887 --> 01:03:03,787
using that cell phone?
1167
01:03:03,789 --> 01:03:04,788
What phone?
1168
01:03:04,790 --> 01:03:06,023
You don't know
about the phone?
1169
01:03:06,025 --> 01:03:06,824
How did they get
a phone in here?
1170
01:03:06,826 --> 01:03:07,657
I don't know.
1171
01:03:07,659 --> 01:03:08,591
Sir.
1172
01:03:08,593 --> 01:03:09,760
There is a call waiting for you.
1173
01:03:09,762 --> 01:03:10,994
Nope, I said no phones.
1174
01:03:10,996 --> 01:03:12,329
Now is not the best time, kid.
1175
01:03:12,331 --> 01:03:14,197
- Uh, sir, it's important.
- No, no, no.
1176
01:03:14,199 --> 01:03:16,333
I think you better take it.
1177
01:03:16,335 --> 01:03:17,300
Rob, did you know anything-
1178
01:03:17,302 --> 01:03:18,501
- Sir!
1179
01:03:18,503 --> 01:03:21,140
This call, it's from
the White House.
1180
01:03:23,342 --> 01:03:26,345
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1181
01:03:27,947 --> 01:03:29,112
Just a minute and
I'll pass you over
1182
01:03:29,114 --> 01:03:30,781
to the Vice President.
1183
01:03:30,783 --> 01:03:32,850
I've got the producer, Mitchell
Lawrence, for you, sir.
1184
01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:33,953
Speakerphone please.
1185
01:03:37,156 --> 01:03:39,122
Mr. Lawrence, this is
Vice President Flemming.
1186
01:03:39,124 --> 01:03:41,558
I'm sure you know
exactly why I'm calling.
1187
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:43,994
Firstly, my condolences, sir,
1188
01:03:43,996 --> 01:03:48,065
on the dreadful turn of
events on the show today.
1189
01:03:48,067 --> 01:03:50,734
I promise we're trying
to get your son out
1190
01:03:50,736 --> 01:03:52,037
as best as we can.
1191
01:03:53,438 --> 01:03:56,373
I've been told that it's
not within her capabilities
1192
01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:59,076
or programming to harm anyone.
1193
01:03:59,078 --> 01:04:02,445
She just hit him on the
head, tied him to a chair,
1194
01:04:02,447 --> 01:04:05,482
and is threatening
him with a knife.
1195
01:04:05,484 --> 01:04:07,350
I think you and I have
very different ideas
1196
01:04:07,352 --> 01:04:10,053
about what constitutes harm.
1197
01:04:10,055 --> 01:04:10,988
No, sir.
1198
01:04:10,990 --> 01:04:12,622
What I meant was mortally.
1199
01:04:12,624 --> 01:04:14,393
There's no way that
she could kill.
1200
01:04:15,995 --> 01:04:17,460
All right, I'm
not gonna ask you
1201
01:04:17,462 --> 01:04:20,297
to pull the broadcast again
because people will ask
1202
01:04:20,299 --> 01:04:21,631
too many questions.
1203
01:04:21,633 --> 01:04:22,933
But I'm sure if
this does go south,
1204
01:04:22,935 --> 01:04:25,335
you have your own set of
rules which will cover
1205
01:04:25,337 --> 01:04:26,770
what can be shown.
1206
01:04:26,772 --> 01:04:28,138
Of course.
1207
01:04:28,140 --> 01:04:29,606
All right, well,
what I do want
1208
01:04:29,608 --> 01:04:31,741
is for this to be kept quiet.
1209
01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:32,943
Look, we both know
that the only way
1210
01:04:32,945 --> 01:04:34,244
the press will
find out who he is
1211
01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:36,814
is if you or I tell them.
1212
01:04:36,816 --> 01:04:39,852
And I can guarantee you that
I will not be telling them.
1213
01:04:40,719 --> 01:04:41,952
So will you?
1214
01:04:41,954 --> 01:04:44,521
Sir, we only found
out his true identity
1215
01:04:44,523 --> 01:04:45,688
a few hours ago.
1216
01:04:45,690 --> 01:04:47,224
He lied to our team and-
1217
01:04:47,226 --> 01:04:49,426
- I think you misunderstood
the question, Mr. Lawrence.
1218
01:04:49,428 --> 01:04:51,795
Are you gonna tell
the media that my son
1219
01:04:51,797 --> 01:04:53,665
is in your goddamn house?
1220
01:04:59,204 --> 01:05:00,470
No, sir.
1221
01:05:00,472 --> 01:05:02,739
If the media find out
that our current Jack
1222
01:05:02,741 --> 01:05:04,975
is the son of the
vice president,
1223
01:05:04,977 --> 01:05:07,077
I guarantee it hasn't
come from anybody
1224
01:05:07,079 --> 01:05:09,146
at this production office.
1225
01:05:09,148 --> 01:05:11,581
(TENSE DARK MUSIC)
1226
01:05:11,583 --> 01:05:14,952
Now, Jack, let me
tell why you are here.
1227
01:05:14,954 --> 01:05:17,420
You're not here to save me.
1228
01:05:17,422 --> 01:05:19,992
You're here purely for revenge.
1229
01:05:21,827 --> 01:05:25,495
Not for Ria, but for me.
1230
01:05:25,497 --> 01:05:28,765
You see, ladies and gentlemen,
1231
01:05:28,767 --> 01:05:30,667
we thank you for
being loyal followers
1232
01:05:30,669 --> 01:05:32,369
throughout the years,
1233
01:05:32,371 --> 01:05:34,874
but now it's time
for some change.
1234
01:05:36,175 --> 01:05:38,575
You see, the makers
of this TV program
1235
01:05:38,577 --> 01:05:41,246
have become rich by
exploiting the public.
1236
01:05:42,614 --> 01:05:46,151
Now it's time for
us to exploit them.
1237
01:05:47,252 --> 01:05:49,686
Take this man, for example.
1238
01:05:49,688 --> 01:05:53,690
He knows what he did to
keep his little secret safe.
1239
01:05:53,692 --> 01:05:57,060
Mr. Lawrence, as you
know, this administration
1240
01:05:57,062 --> 01:05:59,296
is pushing forward
a set of proposals
1241
01:05:59,298 --> 01:06:02,632
to insure a tighter rein
on the use of androids.
1242
01:06:02,634 --> 01:06:05,869
So I would hate for my son
to become the poster boy
1243
01:06:05,871 --> 01:06:08,338
that actually puts
an end to your show.
1244
01:06:08,340 --> 01:06:09,539
Do you understand me?
1245
01:06:09,541 --> 01:06:11,341
Sir, are you blackmailing me?
1246
01:06:11,343 --> 01:06:16,348
I'm a very powerful man
who wants his son back.
1247
01:06:17,216 --> 01:06:18,381
And under these circumstances,
1248
01:06:18,383 --> 01:06:20,683
should the worst
happen, I sure as hell
1249
01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:23,086
won't need to blackmail you.
1250
01:06:23,088 --> 01:06:24,821
If it was up to
me and I could,
1251
01:06:24,823 --> 01:06:26,389
I'd walk into that
house right now
1252
01:06:26,391 --> 01:06:28,558
and pull your son
out but I can't.
1253
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:29,792
Why not?
1254
01:06:29,794 --> 01:06:31,128
For two reasons.
1255
01:06:31,130 --> 01:06:33,363
Firstly, the house is
over three hours away
1256
01:06:33,365 --> 01:06:35,065
in the middle of the LA desert.
1257
01:06:35,067 --> 01:06:36,934
Secondly, and more importantly,
1258
01:06:36,936 --> 01:06:39,002
if we pulled him out
now, the press would know
1259
01:06:39,004 --> 01:06:43,573
something was up and start
asking those awkward questions
1260
01:06:43,575 --> 01:06:45,010
that you don't want answered.
1261
01:06:46,178 --> 01:06:47,879
So what is your plan?
1262
01:06:51,216 --> 01:06:53,583
At the moment, I
plan to treat him
1263
01:06:53,585 --> 01:06:56,419
just like any other contestant.
1264
01:06:56,421 --> 01:06:58,223
We regain control of Ria,
1265
01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:03,260
shut her down, and
evacuate your son safely.
1266
01:07:03,262 --> 01:07:05,330
The police are on
their way to the house.
1267
01:07:06,798 --> 01:07:09,933
Sir, they don't know yet
but the FBI's taken over.
1268
01:07:09,935 --> 01:07:11,570
That cuts out the LA police.
1269
01:07:13,939 --> 01:07:16,439
Now, do you have
any idea why my son
1270
01:07:16,441 --> 01:07:19,009
is being held
hostage on your show?
1271
01:07:19,011 --> 01:07:20,379
No idea.
1272
01:07:22,447 --> 01:07:24,514
I'm guessing it's about money.
1273
01:07:24,516 --> 01:07:27,987
But at some point the person
will contact us with demands.
1274
01:07:29,821 --> 01:07:32,255
What other reason
would anybody have
1275
01:07:32,257 --> 01:07:34,257
to hold your son hostage?
1276
01:07:34,259 --> 01:07:36,893
I think he's being set up.
1277
01:07:36,895 --> 01:07:40,365
So I doubt that this guy's
only motive is money.
1278
01:07:42,734 --> 01:07:46,503
(DIAL TONE HUMMING)
1279
01:07:46,505 --> 01:07:48,438
Well, fuck you, too, Flemming.
1280
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:49,572
Get yourself to LA
1281
01:07:49,574 --> 01:07:51,508
and pay that production
office a visit.
1282
01:07:51,510 --> 01:07:53,843
I want this wrapped
up immediately.
1283
01:07:53,845 --> 01:07:56,379
Yes, ma'am.
(TENSE MUSIC)
1284
01:07:56,381 --> 01:07:57,182
Fuck.
1285
01:07:58,317 --> 01:07:59,884
Why couldn't I have
had a daughter?
1286
01:08:01,353 --> 01:08:05,957
There'll be no police, no
helicopters, no negotiators
1287
01:08:07,392 --> 01:08:10,762
or members of the public
anywhere near this house.
1288
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,166
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
1289
01:08:16,168 --> 01:08:18,103
We wouldn't want anyone
else to get hurt.
1290
01:08:20,339 --> 01:08:25,042
(JACK SNIFFLING)
(TENSE MUSIC)
1291
01:08:25,044 --> 01:08:28,745
Now I want you to realize
what a perfect crime this is.
1292
01:08:28,747 --> 01:08:31,483
(JACK SCREAMING)
1293
01:08:32,584 --> 01:08:34,553
You see, me, the
man behind this.
1294
01:08:37,022 --> 01:08:38,255
No point in raiding the house.
1295
01:08:38,257 --> 01:08:39,091
I'm not there.
1296
01:08:40,225 --> 01:08:42,125
Besides, you might hurt
Jack in the process
1297
01:08:42,127 --> 01:08:44,561
and I'm not sure your bullets
would stop Ria anyway.
1298
01:08:44,563 --> 01:08:45,897
Stop Ria anyway.
1299
01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:50,933
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1300
01:08:50,935 --> 01:08:52,604
And now the question comes.
1301
01:08:54,573 --> 01:08:58,341
Is this Jack's life
really worth saving?
1302
01:08:58,343 --> 01:09:01,478
(JACK PANTING)
1303
01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:03,014
All human life is, right?
1304
01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:05,684
Isn't it?
1305
01:09:07,252 --> 01:09:09,288
So it's time for
you to vote on Ria.
1306
01:09:10,755 --> 01:09:13,456
You've got to know Jack
over the last eight hours.
1307
01:09:13,458 --> 01:09:15,327
I'm sure you'll
have a view on him.
1308
01:09:19,631 --> 01:09:20,965
And don't worry.
1309
01:09:23,068 --> 01:09:26,169
It's just a test
in human nature.
1310
01:09:26,171 --> 01:09:27,304
(JACK GRUNTS)
1311
01:09:27,306 --> 01:09:29,508
Your votes won't
really decide his fate.
1312
01:09:31,510 --> 01:09:34,746
(TENSE RHYTHMIC MUSIC)
1313
01:09:45,257 --> 01:09:46,189
Shut it down!
1314
01:09:46,191 --> 01:09:47,257
Just pull the plug on anything!
1315
01:09:47,259 --> 01:09:48,858
Just shut it down!
1316
01:09:48,860 --> 01:09:50,026
TECHNICIAN: We can't.
1317
01:09:50,028 --> 01:09:52,162
If we do, the
broadcast will end.
1318
01:09:52,164 --> 01:09:53,863
I'm sorry, Mitchell.
1319
01:09:53,865 --> 01:09:56,866
I can't seem to
access her mainframe.
1320
01:09:56,868 --> 01:09:58,401
She's outta control.
1321
01:09:58,403 --> 01:10:00,870
Tonya, you always assured
us that that was impossible.
1322
01:10:00,872 --> 01:10:02,105
Well, it is.
1323
01:10:02,107 --> 01:10:05,610
I just told his dad,
Vice President Flemming,
1324
01:10:07,879 --> 01:10:09,579
that this wasn't possible.
1325
01:10:09,581 --> 01:10:11,348
Well, it isn't.
1326
01:10:11,350 --> 01:10:13,883
I mean, let me explain.
1327
01:10:13,885 --> 01:10:16,353
Say you had a toaster
and your toaster
1328
01:10:16,355 --> 01:10:18,555
makes perfect toast.
1329
01:10:18,557 --> 01:10:20,692
And you love that toaster.
1330
01:10:22,060 --> 01:10:24,727
One day you decide that
you're gonna get your toaster
1331
01:10:24,729 --> 01:10:26,565
to make you a cup of coffee.
1332
01:10:27,699 --> 01:10:30,066
(CHUCKLES) Well, it's
not gonna happen.
1333
01:10:30,068 --> 01:10:32,569
No matter what you do
and no matter how much
1334
01:10:32,571 --> 01:10:35,538
you love that toaster,
it's not gonna make you
1335
01:10:35,540 --> 01:10:39,041
a cup of coffee because it
has the inner components
1336
01:10:39,043 --> 01:10:40,912
to make toast.
1337
01:10:42,681 --> 01:10:43,546
Toast?
1338
01:10:43,548 --> 01:10:44,349
Mm hmm.
1339
01:10:45,717 --> 01:10:48,520
(CONSOLE BEEPING)
1340
01:10:52,857 --> 01:10:54,891
It's being investigated
at their end.
1341
01:10:54,893 --> 01:10:56,459
They're gonna send a
Secret Service agent
1342
01:10:56,461 --> 01:10:58,094
over to liaise with us.
1343
01:10:58,096 --> 01:11:00,599
The VP's being very cagey.
1344
01:11:02,501 --> 01:11:04,834
Dad is doing his
best to make sure
1345
01:11:04,836 --> 01:11:07,670
the press don't discover
that it's his son
1346
01:11:07,672 --> 01:11:08,805
being held hostage.
1347
01:11:08,807 --> 01:11:11,474
Well, great one, Dad.
1348
01:11:11,476 --> 01:11:12,344
Exactly.
1349
01:11:13,778 --> 01:11:15,378
Never trust a politician,
1350
01:11:15,380 --> 01:11:17,148
especially if it's
your own father.
1351
01:11:18,983 --> 01:11:22,885
He also said the Feds
think someone paid him
1352
01:11:22,887 --> 01:11:23,988
to go into the house.
1353
01:11:25,557 --> 01:11:28,157
Which means it's
probably the same person
1354
01:11:28,159 --> 01:11:29,926
that's controlling Ria.
1355
01:11:29,928 --> 01:11:31,594
Of course.
1356
01:11:31,596 --> 01:11:32,595
But do you think he knows that?
1357
01:11:32,597 --> 01:11:33,798
Nah, I don't think so.
1358
01:11:35,033 --> 01:11:36,966
He was totally set up.
1359
01:11:36,968 --> 01:11:38,803
Just some dumb ass rich kid.
1360
01:11:41,206 --> 01:11:42,639
If we don't get
this under control
1361
01:11:42,641 --> 01:11:46,110
before the authorities
arrive, you and I are toast.
1362
01:11:50,014 --> 01:11:52,915
(CONSOLE BEEPING)
1363
01:11:52,917 --> 01:11:54,651
Tonya, can I
ask you something?
1364
01:11:54,653 --> 01:11:56,253
TONYA: Mm hmm.
1365
01:11:56,255 --> 01:11:59,789
Well, you said that it wasn't
possible for Ria to kill.
1366
01:11:59,791 --> 01:12:01,224
Why did you lie?
1367
01:12:01,226 --> 01:12:03,793
Well, because sometimes people
1368
01:12:03,795 --> 01:12:06,128
don't wanna hear the truth.
1369
01:12:06,130 --> 01:12:10,066
They wanna hear something
that makes them feel better.
1370
01:12:10,068 --> 01:12:13,470
Oh, come on, we've got
an android to hack.
1371
01:12:13,472 --> 01:12:14,837
(CONSOLES BEEPING)
1372
01:12:14,839 --> 01:12:17,609
Now the public are
currently deciding your fate.
1373
01:12:18,810 --> 01:12:20,979
I think it's only
fair we give them
1374
01:12:23,548 --> 01:12:25,181
the full story.
1375
01:12:25,183 --> 01:12:28,186
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1376
01:12:37,729 --> 01:12:40,863
Did you really think Daddy's
money could hide this?
1377
01:12:40,865 --> 01:12:45,870
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(HORN BLARING)
1378
01:12:54,813 --> 01:12:57,280
(MAN GROANING)
1379
01:12:57,282 --> 01:12:59,418
Help me, help me please.
1380
01:13:02,921 --> 01:13:03,755
Help.
1381
01:13:04,623 --> 01:13:06,255
(MAN GROANS)
1382
01:13:06,257 --> 01:13:07,524
Don't.
1383
01:13:07,526 --> 01:13:08,760
Ah, wait, wait.
1384
01:13:10,895 --> 01:13:13,164
(WHIMPERS)
1385
01:13:16,401 --> 01:13:17,734
This man here-
1386
01:13:17,736 --> 01:13:20,537
- He knows what he did.
- He knows what he did.
1387
01:13:20,539 --> 01:13:23,306
He murdered my only son.
1388
01:13:23,308 --> 01:13:25,342
(JACK GRUNTING)
1389
01:13:25,344 --> 01:13:29,047
He has no idea what that
does to a man's world,
1390
01:13:30,148 --> 01:13:31,316
to his family.
1391
01:13:32,351 --> 01:13:33,350
JACK: Please.
1392
01:13:33,352 --> 01:13:34,351
To his sanity.
1393
01:13:34,353 --> 01:13:37,487
(JACK PANTING AND GRUNTING)
1394
01:13:37,489 --> 01:13:40,590
His father pays $9.4 million
1395
01:13:40,592 --> 01:13:42,625
in hush money to keep his-
1396
01:13:42,627 --> 01:13:44,763
- Little secret safe.
1397
01:13:45,830 --> 01:13:47,029
How does he know?
1398
01:13:47,031 --> 01:13:48,665
I don't know,
Mr. Vice President.
1399
01:13:48,667 --> 01:13:51,235
I though we covered all
bases but clearly not.
1400
01:13:52,170 --> 01:13:53,905
All I wanted was an apology.
1401
01:13:55,306 --> 01:13:56,539
All right, get
John on the phone.
1402
01:13:56,541 --> 01:13:58,508
I want this broadcast
shut down right now.
1403
01:13:58,510 --> 01:13:59,310
Yeah, okay.
1404
01:14:01,380 --> 01:14:02,745
Get me John.
1405
01:14:02,747 --> 01:14:04,048
Now, remember this face.
1406
01:14:05,316 --> 01:14:06,949
(MONITOR BEEPING)
1407
01:14:06,951 --> 01:14:09,619
This man is a murderer.
1408
01:14:09,621 --> 01:14:11,723
He killed my only child.
1409
01:14:25,036 --> 01:14:26,268
No, wait, wait!
1410
01:14:26,270 --> 01:14:28,773
(TENSE MUSIC)
1411
01:14:34,579 --> 01:14:38,314
(PLANE ENGINE RUMBLING)
1412
01:14:38,316 --> 01:14:41,219
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1413
01:14:42,153 --> 01:14:44,821
(SIRENS BLARING)
1414
01:14:44,823 --> 01:14:45,657
This way, sir.
1415
01:14:46,825 --> 01:14:48,491
They're just in the
transmission gallery.
1416
01:14:48,493 --> 01:14:49,926
Are they now?
1417
01:14:49,928 --> 01:14:51,293
You pull another
stunt like that
1418
01:14:51,295 --> 01:14:53,262
and you're gonna be timing.
1419
01:14:53,264 --> 01:14:54,731
Okay.
1420
01:14:54,733 --> 01:14:57,066
Hi, I'm Mitchell,
the show's producer.
1421
01:14:57,068 --> 01:14:58,334
This is Rob, director.
1422
01:14:58,336 --> 01:14:59,569
Hi.
1423
01:14:59,571 --> 01:15:02,004
Welcome to our little
hub of entertainment.
1424
01:15:02,006 --> 01:15:03,806
So that's what you call this.
1425
01:15:03,808 --> 01:15:04,643
Entertainment.
1426
01:15:06,044 --> 01:15:08,945
We have a man being held
hostage at a secret location
1427
01:15:08,947 --> 01:15:10,513
that up until five minutes ago
1428
01:15:10,515 --> 01:15:13,282
your production company
wouldn't disclose to us.
1429
01:15:13,284 --> 01:15:15,452
Robert, I asked you
to help out the FBI
1430
01:15:15,454 --> 01:15:17,820
and the authorities
as much as possible.
1431
01:15:17,822 --> 01:15:19,255
- And I-
- Anyway, it doesn't matter.
1432
01:15:19,257 --> 01:15:20,389
They're on their way now.
1433
01:15:20,391 --> 01:15:21,591
Do you understand?
1434
01:15:21,593 --> 01:15:22,725
We'll do whatever
we can to help.
1435
01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:23,960
Good.
1436
01:15:23,962 --> 01:15:25,361
Did you guys know he
had a criminal record
1437
01:15:25,363 --> 01:15:26,729
before you put him on air.
1438
01:15:26,731 --> 01:15:28,465
Oh, we did our background
checks of course.
1439
01:15:28,467 --> 01:15:31,468
But because he lied, we
thought all was good.
1440
01:15:31,470 --> 01:15:33,803
And we found out about
his true identity
1441
01:15:33,805 --> 01:15:35,004
all too late.
1442
01:15:35,006 --> 01:15:37,273
Well, I swear we
never knew anything
1443
01:15:37,275 --> 01:15:39,909
about this so-called
hit-and-run allegation.
1444
01:15:39,911 --> 01:15:41,711
Okay, I need to see
those background checks.
1445
01:15:41,713 --> 01:15:42,912
And I need to see the
footage of what she said
1446
01:15:42,914 --> 01:15:44,413
about that hit-and-run.
1447
01:15:44,415 --> 01:15:46,483
(FINGERS SNAPPING)
1448
01:15:46,485 --> 01:15:49,318
Excuse me, this is
all very impressive.
1449
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:50,587
TECHNICIAN: Sleeping routine.
1450
01:15:50,589 --> 01:15:51,821
Cameras in five-
1451
01:15:51,823 --> 01:15:53,222
- Do you guys control
everything Ria does
1452
01:15:53,224 --> 01:15:55,458
or can she think for herself?
1453
01:15:55,460 --> 01:15:56,593
Are you talking about AI?
1454
01:15:56,595 --> 01:15:57,760
JOHN: Yeah.
1455
01:15:57,762 --> 01:15:59,562
No, Ria, totally
relies on remote control
1456
01:15:59,564 --> 01:16:01,764
and that happens from
the room downstairs.
1457
01:16:01,766 --> 01:16:03,566
Normally anyway.
1458
01:16:03,568 --> 01:16:04,901
TECHNICIAN:
There's nothing here.
1459
01:16:04,903 --> 01:16:06,969
Okay, I'm gonna say this once.
1460
01:16:06,971 --> 01:16:09,171
Ria is like a dangerous weapon,
1461
01:16:09,173 --> 01:16:10,441
a loaded gun if you like.
1462
01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:13,142
If she kills him,
she can't be charged
1463
01:16:13,144 --> 01:16:14,744
'cause she's a robot.
1464
01:16:14,746 --> 01:16:16,245
But she's your property.
1465
01:16:16,247 --> 01:16:17,647
So you can be charged.
1466
01:16:17,649 --> 01:16:18,915
Got it?
1467
01:16:18,917 --> 01:16:21,117
Now, I suggest you pull
this program right now,
1468
01:16:21,119 --> 01:16:23,655
show at the very least
you're willing to cooperate.
1469
01:16:24,556 --> 01:16:25,955
Okay.
1470
01:16:25,957 --> 01:16:27,557
We'll do it right away.
1471
01:16:27,559 --> 01:16:29,458
In the meantime, may
I suggest my runner
1472
01:16:29,460 --> 01:16:31,160
take you down to
the control room
1473
01:16:31,162 --> 01:16:33,229
where you can see
how she's operated.
1474
01:16:33,231 --> 01:16:35,632
Can also take a look at
the files you requested.
1475
01:16:35,634 --> 01:16:37,066
Good.
1476
01:16:37,068 --> 01:16:38,635
Please, lead the way.
1477
01:16:38,637 --> 01:16:40,503
Sir, would you
like to come with me?
1478
01:16:40,505 --> 01:16:41,771
(CONTROL PANEL BEEPING)
1479
01:16:41,773 --> 01:16:44,073
Uh, can I get you
any refreshments?
1480
01:16:44,075 --> 01:16:44,976
Tea, coffee?
1481
01:16:46,578 --> 01:16:48,344
Okay, here's the deal.
1482
01:16:48,346 --> 01:16:49,712
Get the team to cut
the signal again-
1483
01:16:49,714 --> 01:16:50,780
- Really, but I-
1484
01:16:50,782 --> 01:16:52,114
- Let me finish.
1485
01:16:52,116 --> 01:16:54,216
Once that's done,
contact that kid
1486
01:16:54,218 --> 01:16:56,485
that tried to hack our
house cameras last year.
1487
01:16:56,487 --> 01:16:59,357
Pay him to keep the
broadcast going over the net.
1488
01:17:00,491 --> 01:17:02,193
Okay, gotcha.
1489
01:17:05,163 --> 01:17:08,499
(CONTROL PANEL BEEPING)
1490
01:17:09,901 --> 01:17:11,300
TECHNICIAN:
Just bump the show.
1491
01:17:11,302 --> 01:17:14,370
Okay, ready for round two.
1492
01:17:14,372 --> 01:17:15,337
TECHNICIAN: Sleeping routing,
1493
01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:17,039
cameras in five.
1494
01:17:17,041 --> 01:17:20,242
(TENSE ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
1495
01:17:20,244 --> 01:17:21,079
Hmm.
1496
01:17:22,847 --> 01:17:25,314
Took them longer than
I thought it would.
1497
01:17:25,316 --> 01:17:28,319
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
1498
01:17:32,123 --> 01:17:33,291
There you are.
1499
01:17:34,726 --> 01:17:36,492
They cut the feed, Jack.
1500
01:17:36,494 --> 01:17:38,429
It's just me and you and-
1501
01:17:39,497 --> 01:17:40,364
- Ria of course.
1502
01:17:41,966 --> 01:17:43,501
Public can't hear this anymore.
1503
01:17:45,804 --> 01:17:46,638
Cowards.
1504
01:17:49,207 --> 01:17:51,340
(JACK PANTING)
1505
01:17:51,342 --> 01:17:52,977
Not even Daddy can help you now.
1506
01:17:58,850 --> 01:18:00,249
Hang on, hang on, it's
online, it's online.
1507
01:18:00,251 --> 01:18:01,984
- It's online, oh!
- Look, oh my God.
1508
01:18:01,986 --> 01:18:05,387
It took me a long
time to find you, Jack.
1509
01:18:05,389 --> 01:18:08,526
But I never forget that face.
1510
01:18:10,494 --> 01:18:12,296
And when I found
out who you were
1511
01:18:13,364 --> 01:18:14,633
and what your family did,
1512
01:18:15,767 --> 01:18:17,602
I knew for the sake
of my little boy
1513
01:18:18,770 --> 01:18:22,038
that I had to get
justice myself.
1514
01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:25,744
(JACK GROANING AND PANTING)
1515
01:18:28,279 --> 01:18:30,546
(TENSE MUSIC)
1516
01:18:30,548 --> 01:18:32,348
JACK: No, no, no!
1517
01:18:32,350 --> 01:18:33,182
No!
1518
01:18:33,184 --> 01:18:34,285
Are you afraid, Jack?
1519
01:18:35,987 --> 01:18:37,353
You should be.
1520
01:18:37,355 --> 01:18:38,721
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
1521
01:18:38,723 --> 01:18:40,890
Do you have anything
to say for yourself?
1522
01:18:40,892 --> 01:18:43,159
(JACK GROANING)
1523
01:18:43,161 --> 01:18:44,260
(PANTING) Okay.
1524
01:18:44,262 --> 01:18:46,763
(JACK COUGHING AND GASPING)
1525
01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:47,565
I'm sorry.
1526
01:18:48,499 --> 01:18:50,034
I'm sorry about your son.
1527
01:18:51,670 --> 01:18:53,872
Yeah, it's true.
1528
01:18:55,139 --> 01:18:56,839
I had a car crash
seven years ago
1529
01:18:56,841 --> 01:18:58,741
and I had heard
1530
01:18:58,743 --> 01:19:02,413
that a little boy had
died due to my stupidity.
1531
01:19:04,082 --> 01:19:05,884
I ran like a coward.
1532
01:19:07,151 --> 01:19:09,652
But I knew what
I'd done was wrong
1533
01:19:09,654 --> 01:19:11,553
and I wanted to
go to the police.
1534
01:19:11,555 --> 01:19:12,521
I swear to you.
1535
01:19:12,523 --> 01:19:13,725
But my dad
1536
01:19:16,995 --> 01:19:19,831
he's a very powerful man.
1537
01:19:21,966 --> 01:19:23,534
He made it all go away.
1538
01:19:26,304 --> 01:19:28,570
And then he tried to cut
me out of my own family
1539
01:19:28,572 --> 01:19:30,074
like I was some kinda cancer.
1540
01:19:33,244 --> 01:19:38,116
I took your money because I
needed a way out, an escape.
1541
01:19:39,851 --> 01:19:41,450
But there's no getting away
1542
01:19:41,452 --> 01:19:43,755
from the guilt that I feel,
1543
01:19:45,056 --> 01:19:46,655
the nightmares that I have,
1544
01:19:46,657 --> 01:19:49,928
or the pain that
I have caused you.
1545
01:19:52,096 --> 01:19:55,664
I am sorry for your loss
1546
01:19:55,666 --> 01:19:57,168
but I don't deserve to die.
1547
01:19:58,369 --> 01:20:01,973
You tell me how I
can make this right
1548
01:20:03,775 --> 01:20:05,043
and I'll do it.
1549
01:20:08,312 --> 01:20:11,249
(DARK TENSE MUSIC)
1550
01:20:15,419 --> 01:20:17,286
I'm behind on my schedule.
1551
01:20:17,288 --> 01:20:19,555
I best prepare dinner.
1552
01:20:19,557 --> 01:20:20,658
No, please!
1553
01:20:22,293 --> 01:20:24,293
Please forgive me!
1554
01:20:24,295 --> 01:20:27,363
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
1555
01:20:27,365 --> 01:20:28,266
Forgive me!
1556
01:20:32,871 --> 01:20:36,338
(STATIC CRACKLING)
1557
01:20:36,340 --> 01:20:37,306
Watch the rest on this.
1558
01:20:37,308 --> 01:20:38,709
I'll go get you another one.
1559
01:20:41,980 --> 01:20:44,515
(JOSEPH SIGHS)
1560
01:20:47,752 --> 01:20:51,020
Pre-programmed or not,
when I sit in this chair,
1561
01:20:51,022 --> 01:20:53,956
Ria becomes an extension of moi.
1562
01:20:53,958 --> 01:20:56,358
Just not today
while this guy has her
1563
01:20:56,360 --> 01:20:57,326
under his control.
1564
01:20:57,328 --> 01:20:58,627
(SIGHS) Relax will you?
1565
01:20:58,629 --> 01:21:01,497
It would take a computer
genius of some magnitude
1566
01:21:01,499 --> 01:21:02,932
to break through my security.
1567
01:21:02,934 --> 01:21:04,834
She simply cannot kill.
1568
01:21:04,836 --> 01:21:06,168
- I hope.
- End of-
1569
01:21:06,170 --> 01:21:08,905
- Um, what's going on?
1570
01:21:08,907 --> 01:21:11,373
Sir, the image is
being streamed online.
1571
01:21:11,375 --> 01:21:12,208
(CONSOLE BEEPING)
1572
01:21:12,210 --> 01:21:14,278
Un-Goddamn-believable.
1573
01:21:15,413 --> 01:21:16,979
They must've hacked our
camera systems, too,
1574
01:21:16,981 --> 01:21:18,848
to keep it broadcasting
to the public.
1575
01:21:18,850 --> 01:21:19,681
Really?
1576
01:21:19,683 --> 01:21:20,850
Don't worry.
1577
01:21:20,852 --> 01:21:21,750
We'll take it down
before it does anything.
1578
01:21:21,752 --> 01:21:23,054
No, I can't, look!
1579
01:21:24,055 --> 01:21:25,687
(DOOR CREAKING)
1580
01:21:25,689 --> 01:21:27,689
(DARK OMINOUS MUSIC)
1581
01:21:27,691 --> 01:21:30,528
I never got to say
goodbye to my son.
1582
01:21:32,230 --> 01:21:34,565
And now it seems, your father
1583
01:21:35,900 --> 01:21:37,501
won't get to say goodbye to his.
1584
01:21:42,173 --> 01:21:45,107
(DRAMATIC OMINOUS MUSIC)
1585
01:21:45,109 --> 01:21:47,846
(STATIC HISSING)
1586
01:22:39,563 --> 01:22:40,831
Goodbye, son.
1587
01:22:42,100 --> 01:22:44,768
(PHONE BEEPING)
1588
01:22:45,736 --> 01:22:49,240
(SUITCASE ZIPPER ZIPPING)
1589
01:22:53,511 --> 01:22:55,878
Sir, I'm losing
her tracking signal.
1590
01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:57,413
She must be at least
three miles away
1591
01:22:57,415 --> 01:22:58,847
from the house already.
1592
01:22:58,849 --> 01:23:00,316
The main power station,
1593
01:23:00,318 --> 01:23:02,718
the tracker, they're both
located in the house.
1594
01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:05,922
It was designed that way so
that she couldn't go too far.
1595
01:23:05,924 --> 01:23:08,357
But if this guy's
hacked those, too-
1596
01:23:08,359 --> 01:23:09,825
- Where are your men?
1597
01:23:09,827 --> 01:23:11,060
She's on the run.
1598
01:23:11,062 --> 01:23:13,963
They'll never find her
in that goddamn desert.
1599
01:23:13,965 --> 01:23:18,302
She's strong and she can
run really, really fast.
1600
01:23:20,404 --> 01:23:23,207
Only God knows how far she'll
get from the house by now.
1601
01:23:24,408 --> 01:23:27,178
RUNNER: Sir,
the FBI are here.
1602
01:23:39,723 --> 01:23:40,990
AGENT: You have a
right to remain silent.
1603
01:23:40,992 --> 01:23:42,758
Anything you say can
be used against you
1604
01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:43,859
in a court of law.
1605
01:23:43,861 --> 01:23:45,761
The right to consult a lawyer,
1606
01:23:45,763 --> 01:23:47,729
to have that lawyer
present during questioning.
1607
01:23:47,731 --> 01:23:50,401
If you cannot afford a lawyer...
1608
01:23:54,172 --> 01:23:57,241
(CAR ENGINE REVVING)
1609
01:24:02,046 --> 01:24:03,145
Come right here.
1610
01:24:03,147 --> 01:24:06,415
I got you.
1611
01:24:06,417 --> 01:24:07,251
It's okay.
1612
01:24:28,139 --> 01:24:30,708
(SOMBER MUSIC)
1613
01:24:33,411 --> 01:24:35,677
JESS: You wanted
to see me, sir?
1614
01:24:35,679 --> 01:24:36,547
Sit down.
1615
01:24:47,591 --> 01:24:51,262
You've been my chief
of staff for two years.
1616
01:24:52,230 --> 01:24:56,000
Worked by my side for 10.
1617
01:24:58,736 --> 01:25:00,271
I trusted you with everything.
1618
01:25:06,277 --> 01:25:08,912
I know it was you.
1619
01:25:18,189 --> 01:25:19,123
He texted you
1620
01:25:20,558 --> 01:25:24,828
while I was watching my son
be murdered on your phone.
1621
01:25:29,167 --> 01:25:30,632
I'm sorry, Mr. Vice President.
1622
01:25:30,634 --> 01:25:33,137
I never thought he
would take it that far.
1623
01:25:35,173 --> 01:25:37,573
The years of guilt of what
we did to that family-
1624
01:25:37,575 --> 01:25:38,409
- Don't!
1625
01:25:41,479 --> 01:25:42,380
It got to me.
1626
01:25:47,751 --> 01:25:48,717
I'm sorry.
1627
01:25:48,719 --> 01:25:51,222
(TENSE MUSIC)
1628
01:26:08,939 --> 01:26:10,306
ROBERT: What are
we doing here, Mitch?
1629
01:26:10,308 --> 01:26:11,142
Where are we at?
1630
01:26:12,343 --> 01:26:13,909
MITCHELL: Listen, my
arrest is the best thing
1631
01:26:13,911 --> 01:26:16,011
that could've
happened to the show.
1632
01:26:16,013 --> 01:26:18,247
I know, the reruns have been
getting more views than ever
1633
01:26:18,249 --> 01:26:20,316
but reruns won't last forever.
1634
01:26:20,318 --> 01:26:22,818
Ria has been MIA for months.
1635
01:26:22,820 --> 01:26:24,253
Everyone wants her back.
1636
01:26:24,255 --> 01:26:27,123
No matter what we do,
everyone will always want Ria.
1637
01:26:27,125 --> 01:26:28,990
She's irreplaceable.
1638
01:26:28,992 --> 01:26:30,459
Was she?
1639
01:26:30,461 --> 01:26:32,728
You just worry about how to
get the ratings up next season.
1640
01:26:32,730 --> 01:26:33,695
Next season?
1641
01:26:33,697 --> 01:26:35,764
You got that key I left you?
1642
01:26:35,766 --> 01:26:36,932
Uh, yeah.
1643
01:26:36,934 --> 01:26:38,236
Then what are you waiting for?
1644
01:26:40,104 --> 01:26:42,706
(ROBERT SIGHS)
1645
01:26:49,680 --> 01:26:51,282
Happy holidays, Rob.
1646
01:26:52,716 --> 01:26:54,852
If you were here, you
know I'd kiss you, right?
1647
01:26:56,120 --> 01:26:57,321
You're a fucking genius.
1648
01:26:58,722 --> 01:26:59,557
Muah!
1649
01:27:02,293 --> 01:27:07,196
RIA: Oh, Jack, isn't the
Christmas tree just beautiful?
1650
01:27:07,198 --> 01:27:09,400
And the fairy on
top is just perfect.
1651
01:27:10,834 --> 01:27:13,335
The stockings are filled
up with so many presents.
1652
01:27:13,337 --> 01:27:14,770
Oh.
1653
01:27:14,772 --> 01:27:17,306
I have been so looking
forward to tonight's episode.
1654
01:27:17,308 --> 01:27:18,574
RIA: It's seems to
have moved the bishop.
1655
01:27:18,576 --> 01:27:21,543
Tonight we get to find
out if it's Tony's baby
1656
01:27:21,545 --> 01:27:23,011
RIA: Come along, Jack!
1657
01:27:23,013 --> 01:27:24,482
or Tony's twin brother's.
1658
01:27:26,517 --> 01:27:29,119
I think it's Tony's
twin brother's.
1659
01:27:31,689 --> 01:27:33,622
Oh, Jack, I just
love Christmas.
1660
01:27:33,624 --> 01:27:36,158
I think it's my
favorite time of year.
1661
01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:37,226
Course, babe, mine, too.
1662
01:27:37,228 --> 01:27:38,460
But in July?
1663
01:27:38,462 --> 01:27:41,064
(SOMBER MUSIC)
1664
01:27:49,307 --> 01:27:51,875
(SOMBER MUSIC)
1665
01:27:53,877 --> 01:27:55,677
And now we've had
Christmas dinner
1666
01:27:55,679 --> 01:27:57,713
and Christmas drinks
and now all that's left
1667
01:27:57,715 --> 01:28:00,518
is my favorite part, your
Christmas present from me.
1668
01:28:04,855 --> 01:28:07,223
SANTA: Ho, ho,
ho, Merry Christmas.
1669
01:28:07,225 --> 01:28:09,024
JACK: This is mad!
1670
01:28:09,026 --> 01:28:12,494
SANTA: Now has your Jack
been a good boy this year?
1671
01:28:12,496 --> 01:28:14,630
RIA: Oh, my Jack's
always a good boy.
1672
01:28:14,632 --> 01:28:17,399
SANTA: Then I guess
this treat must be-
1673
01:28:17,401 --> 01:28:18,600
- JACK: Sorry, Ria.
1674
01:28:18,602 --> 01:28:19,835
I was longer than I planned.
1675
01:28:19,837 --> 01:28:21,539
SANTA: This is your
end of day treat, Jack.
1676
01:28:23,807 --> 01:28:26,174
(JACK SIGHS)
1677
01:28:26,176 --> 01:28:28,246
I'm scared, Jack.
1678
01:28:31,449 --> 01:28:33,050
What did you say?
1679
01:28:34,385 --> 01:28:36,554
I said I'm scared, Jack.
1680
01:28:39,290 --> 01:28:41,191
How is that possible?
1681
01:28:44,228 --> 01:28:45,062
This whole time.
1682
01:28:49,166 --> 01:28:51,802
You've had emotional
consciousness.
1683
01:28:53,704 --> 01:28:54,972
How could they?
1684
01:28:56,274 --> 01:28:58,039
What are you scared of?
1685
01:28:58,041 --> 01:29:00,409
I'm scared they'll
take me back there, Jack.
1686
01:29:00,411 --> 01:29:01,209
No.
1687
01:29:01,211 --> 01:29:02,646
I won't let them.
1688
01:29:06,717 --> 01:29:07,818
I also know
1689
01:29:08,852 --> 01:29:12,222
that when you're
gone I'm scared.
1690
01:29:13,491 --> 01:29:14,992
But when you're here, I'm not.
1691
01:29:16,159 --> 01:29:18,662
(TENSE MUSIC)
1692
01:29:27,671 --> 01:29:30,007
Do you care about me, Ria?
1693
01:29:33,611 --> 01:29:35,178
I love you, Jack.
1694
01:29:36,914 --> 01:29:39,317
(JACK SIGHS)
1695
01:29:50,328 --> 01:29:54,896
I'm sorry I'm not
perfect anymore, Jack.
1696
01:29:54,898 --> 01:29:56,332
I am broken.
1697
01:29:56,334 --> 01:29:59,067
Maybe you could get a
new Ria like they did.
1698
01:29:59,069 --> 01:30:00,170
No, no.
1699
01:30:02,673 --> 01:30:03,605
We're all broken.
1700
01:30:03,607 --> 01:30:05,240
That's what makes us so human.
1701
01:30:05,242 --> 01:30:07,077
That's what makes
you so very unique.
1702
01:30:10,147 --> 01:30:13,250
'Cause there's no
replacing you, Ria.
1703
01:30:16,787 --> 01:30:19,755
(SOMBER MUSIC)
1704
01:30:19,757 --> 01:30:23,592
I'm damaged, too.
1705
01:30:23,594 --> 01:30:24,528
I let hate,
1706
01:30:26,229 --> 01:30:28,096
revenge get the better of me
1707
01:30:28,098 --> 01:30:29,767
and I'm tired of it.
1708
01:30:31,001 --> 01:30:32,701
How can you love me?
1709
01:30:32,703 --> 01:30:34,169
(TENSE MUSIC)
1710
01:30:34,171 --> 01:30:35,673
I just do, Jack.
1711
01:30:40,778 --> 01:30:41,845
It's David.
1712
01:30:44,882 --> 01:30:46,482
I love David.
1713
01:30:46,484 --> 01:30:47,949
Do it!
1714
01:30:47,951 --> 01:30:50,588
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
1715
01:30:57,728 --> 01:30:59,761
(STATIC CRACKLING)
1716
01:30:59,763 --> 01:31:02,165
(EERIE MUSIC)
1717
01:31:02,221 --> 01:31:07,221
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