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The actor who played Brazzos
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- has his own podcast now.
- JIMMY FALLON: What?
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My name is in Fallon's mouth! Wow!
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You've got more coming, right?
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MABEL: Someone left that
for me at the front desk.
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It's Tim Kono's phone.
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- What?
- Whoa!
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Tim thought he was gonna get murdered?
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He'd been trying to take down
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this black market jewelry
dealer named Angel.
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CHARLES: Say hello to Angel.
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Teddy Dimas?
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I'm writing you a check,
and it's gonna be large.
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CHARLES: That's right. Our prime
sponsor is now our prime suspect.
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MABEL: Hey, where'd you get that?
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- Found it.
- MABEL: Why was Tim after the ring
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- that Zoe had the night she died?
- OSCAR: No, she didn't have it.
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Not when she died.
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[MUFFLED BANGING]
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♪
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[DRAMATIC STRINGS PLAYING]
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MAN: What does it mean
to be a fan of something?
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[STREET NOISE]
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For me, it means
undying absolute loyalty.
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Being a fan is like being married.
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You don't quit, no
matter how bad it gets.
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That's how I feel about
the Only Murders podcast.
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Can't believe it's been another
week without a new episode.
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The fuck are they doing up
there? They just went silent.
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- Watch the language around Grant.
- What do I fuckin' care?
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Guys, what if we see Bunny? [LAUGHS]
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Or Howard the cat guy?
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Or Charles,
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Oliver, Mabel? I don't know what I'd do.
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I don't wanna leave this
spot until they reveal
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who killed Tim Kono!
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Calm down, Sam. Pass the holes.
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SAM: We call ourselves the Arconiacs.
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We met on a message board:
The Itty-Bitty Omit-Bitty Committee,
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which I founded. Ever since Fallon,
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OMITB has been having a moment,
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but we are the day-oners.
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Some fans are Mabelines.
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Some are Haden-Maidens. A few, like me,
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are Putnuts. Oliver's my favorite.
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I've been a member of six different
true crime podcast fan communities...
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but I have never had less faith in
a creative team than I do right now.
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And what about that Sting cameo?
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Like Sting's gonna be
the murderer. [SIGHS]
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A whole episode with no stakes.
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Okay, guys, why are
you being so negative?
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Do you even like this podcast?
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- Love it!
- It's a revelation.
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Well then, trust the team, okay?
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You want stakes?
You're gonna get stakes.
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They're probably right
around the corner.
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[LIVELY THEME SONG PLAYING]
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[VOCALIZING]
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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- [VAN RUMBLING, TIRES SQUEALING]
- [CAR HONKING]
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[PANTING, GASPING]
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What is that smell?
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Jeez, I don't know. It-it...
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Smells like formaldehyde. You know,
they use that to preserve corpses.
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Corpses?
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[PANTING] Do you know
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that I was the first director
to use a real cadaver on stage?
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In Tuesdays At Bernie's.
It was my dual adaptation
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of Tuesdays With Morrie
and Weekend At Bernie's.
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What?
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- [BRAKES SQUEAL]
- [MABEL GRUNTING]
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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Theo, Theo, Theo.
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Listen to me. I... Oh, I'm sorry.
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I know that was insensitive.
It's a touchy subject.
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I... Ow!
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Now, now, Theo.
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These are friends.
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[SIGHS] Apologies for my son.
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He hates the theater,
but he's very dramatic.
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T-Teddy, this is all just a m-mis...
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Why are we at a dump?
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Are you gonna leave
these dead bodies here?
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[LAUGHS]
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I like you. You ask
interesting questions.
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Let me give you a lift home.
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♪
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I like this seat.
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Theo can't read my lips
or see me in the rear-view,
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which is nice.
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Because it's not good for a son to hear,
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or see, his father say certain things.
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For a long time, I felt
ashamed to have a deaf son.
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[SIGHS] It ended my marriage, actually.
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That and, you know, all the whores.
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But then I grew to appreciate
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Theo's perspective.
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I learned ASL,
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which many parents of
deaf children do not do.
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Did you know that?
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- Is that right?
- Yeah, I've heard that.
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I didn't know that.
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Through Theo, I realized
the beauty of silence.
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It makes for beautiful
friendships and partnerships
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when those who may know
certain things about you
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can act as if they
never heard those things.
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We hear you loud and clear, Teddy.
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Or we don't. I don... I'm not exactly
sure what you're talking about.
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I'm talking about what you've
heard and seen about me.
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My side jewelry interests.
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Which I admit is fascinating in a...
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ghoulish and psychologically
compelling way.
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A good subject for a
podcast, just not yours.
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Because your podcast needs to end.
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You can end it with dignity.
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Or you can end it posthumously.
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We know what you did to Tim Kono.
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We don't know shit about Tim Kono.
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That's why I feel at ease here.
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That, and I know Ollie would
never say bad things about someone
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- who's been so good to him.
- No, no, no, no.
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Here's what I'd like.
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To wake up tomorrow
morning, say 7:00 AM,
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to find a final episode of the show
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I so generously fund,
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and hear that you are wrong.
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Sadly, Tim Kono shot himself,
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and, uh, the reason
why is going to be...
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loneliness.
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♪
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Or some thinky shit like that.
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- It's definitely an area.
- TEDDY: But make it good.
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You're the artists.
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I'm just a guy with some delis...
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who'd hate to see any more bad
things happen to the tenants
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in his building.
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You'll make the right choice.
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Because if you don't, well,
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I know where you live.
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♪
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- Hey. Careful.
- Go, go, go.
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Hey! Uh, Oliver? Whoa.
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- Wait, are you Mabel?
- That's totally Mabel.
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Oh my God, do we have fans?
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Oh, thank God, we have fans!
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- Where's the new episode?
- Shouldn't you be recording?
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Yeah, we don't work
for you, you vultures!
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- Okay. I'm so sorry. We're in a hurry.
- We believe in you.
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I'm sorry, where did you get that?
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Oh, homemade merch.
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Worked on it myself, so...
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Out of curiosity, how much would
you pay for an official one?
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Oh my God, Putnam, let's go!
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[LAUGHS] That was a classic
Oliver-Mabel exchange!
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- Hey, we're dying for the next episode!
- We may be, too!
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- [SAM LAUGHING]
- [KNOCKING]
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Open up! It's us!
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You know, we really oughta have
a key in case he falls in the tub.
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He's not steady on his feet, you know.
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♪
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Charles!
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Oh hey, come in.
Charles is getting bagels.
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[GROWLS] Okay...
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MABEL: So, uh, did you and Charles...
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- How do I say this?
- Celebrate one another's bodies?
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Oh, we went right there.
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Oh Jesus...
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Okay. Brazzos.
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Brazzos was our safe word.
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And what's the safe word for me
to get out of this conversation?
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Are you guys okay? Oh,
do you want a Splenda?
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Jan, please, we're focused
on staying alive here.
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Okay, no Splenda. You know,
there's some not-so-great studies.
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Hey! Hey, guys! Glad to have
you back! What a morning!
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Sure is. We've had quite the time.
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We survived a truck full of corpses
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and an implicit death
threat from Teddy Dimas,
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but good thing you got bagels.
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Well, actually, I just
got enough for Jan and me,
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but... Wait, you know
what? That's not true
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because these blueberry bad boys
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are going right into the freez...
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Did you say "death threat"?
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- Uh-huh.
- Dimas threatened to kill us.
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- Are you alright?
- OLIVER: Oh,
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Tim-Tom-riffic. But Teddy...
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And he never mentioned this to me,
you know how modest he can be...
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Turns out, is a psychotic grave robber,
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who says that if we don't drop
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a final episode by morning,
saying that he did nothing,
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he's gonna drop a few
bullets in our skulls.
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JAN: Teddy Dimas doesn't
know what we know,
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and we know a lot more now.
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Wait. What do we know?
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Jan and I spent the morning
going through Tim Kono's phone,
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and we made a ton of secret discoveries.
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Let's just say it
sends our investigation
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into a whole new direction.
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- [CHARLES LAUGHS]
- [QUIETLY] Okay...
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Isn't she a natural?
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[BOTH GROAN]
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Tim was a meticulous record keeper.
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There are notes and photos in here.
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There's scans of receipts
and newspaper clippings.
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So, putting them all
together, we found out
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why he was after the Dimases.
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He saw Teddy's son Theo
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push a girl from the roof here at
the Arconia almost 10 years ago.
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It was Theo that Tim saw.
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Teddy threatened Tim to keep
him quiet, but Tim was working
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to bring Teddy down till the
day he died. And then he stopped.
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Yeah 'cause Teddy killed him!
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Whoa, let's not leap to conclusions
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'cause I don't see that in this phone.
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- Okay, I can't. I can't do this.
- Um, Charlie?
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- A word.
- Sure.
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- I'll set these up. We're sharing.
- Alright.
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- Isn't she the best?
- Oh, totally. Amazing.
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- J-just love her. So many opinions.
- Yes,
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we're very, very happy
for you, okay? But,
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there's something
that may have happened.
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We... had sex. Together.
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Ew, yes. Okay, I know that,
but shit just got super real,
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and if we want to take down
Dimas before 7:00 AM, first...
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Is that what we're gonna do?
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A nod or a "no," guys...
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [AGREEING]
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Then, we need real
help. We need real backup.
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- Who from?
- The person who gave us Tim's phone.
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♪
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- [SEAGULLS CAWING]
- [WAVES WASHING ASHORE]
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[TAXI DOORS OPEN, SHUT]
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I'll handle this.
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I played this scene a
million times on Brazzos...
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Oh, don't say that word.
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How can I help you?
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[DISTANT SHIP HORN]
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It's money time, baby.
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Payday's here, and the
check is in the mail.
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As in the deceased murdered male
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at the Arconia, Tim Kono.
That's right. I said murdered.
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Okay, I heard murdered, but what
the fuck else was the rest of that?
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Well, it's, uh, police talk,
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- isn't it?
- No.
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We are part of a concern
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that has reason to believe Tim Kono
was murdered by the Dimas family.
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- The deli people?
- Delis, but also crime.
248
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Based on the evidence
we found on Tim's phone.
249
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Uh-huh. And how did you get said phone?
250
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- Well, you gave...
- Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh...
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Maybe... whoever did that...
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still has some lingering
questions about Tim's death,
253
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and is up against enormous obstacles
254
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and was hoping you could
help them by releasing
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a podcast episode
with all your evidence.
256
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So, it was you.
257
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I mean, if we make that episode...
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DETECTIVE WILLIAMS: You don't
want to be sitting ducks.
259
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I got you. I'm low-key running
260
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a tox report and fingerprint
scan off the laptop
261
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someone typed Kono's goodbye
on. The rest is on you.
262
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Thank you so much. And I am so, so sorry
263
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about the things that Charles and
Mabel said about you in episode one.
264
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And two. Some of three.
265
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Okay... So, let's just make sure
266
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we keep this tight. Okay?
267
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Especially if you're accusing
the Deli King? Alright?
268
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So, get the who, the how,
the why, and the why now.
269
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Get-get the what and the what?
270
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See, why would you say what?
I never said what. There's no what.
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It's the who,
272
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the how, the why,
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and the why now. Alright? Make the case.
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And make sure it's super fuckin' tight!
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And we need to make it by morning.
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CHARLES: The who,
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- and the...
- MABEL: The-the who...
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- OLIVER: The who, the what...
- CHARLES: Not the what.
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- OLIVER: No! The why! The why.
- MABEL: How...
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OLIVER: Oh, I think the night in
the truck is starting to get to me.
281
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Is anyone hungry?
282
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I cannot function with all this
pressure and nothing to dip.
283
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CHARLES: But what do
we have for the why now?
284
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MABEL: Nothing, really...
285
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[KNOCKING]
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CHARLES: Oh!
287
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Homemade pizza rolls.
288
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[CHUCKLES] Oh, that's great...
289
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Well, I guess the mystery of what
we're gonna snack on is solved!
290
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[LAUGHS] I want to show you this place.
291
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No to this. No.
292
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I totally agree. [SNIFFS]
293
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But, gotta admit, these pizza
rolls smell good. What do you think?
294
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- Stop.
- [RHYTHMIC KNOCK]
295
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Did someone order up a party?
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[SIGHS]
297
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Hey... Oscar. [GROWLS]
298
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Thanks for finally answering my texts.
299
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Sorry. I've been a little preoccupied
300
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- and minorly traumatized.
- Huh?
301
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,700
I got big news about the case.
302
00:13:54,705 --> 00:13:57,040
Oh, what's that smell? I'm starving.
303
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,755
Nice to meet another member
of the team. Hi, I'm Jan.
304
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Uh, Oscar. Those look amazing. [LAUGHS]
305
00:14:02,721 --> 00:14:06,169
And homemade! I mean, how fun is this?
306
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We're becoming a community.
307
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- OSCAR: Mm-hmm.
- So, what's the big news?
308
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,732
Oh, I met up with that Cutter guy.
309
00:14:13,737 --> 00:14:15,588
Oh, that's the jewelry connection.
310
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The one Tim met up
with before he got iced.
311
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,152
Okay, so did you get the green ring?
312
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OSCAR: No, that's the thing.
313
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Cutter sold it.
314
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To Kono.
315
00:14:26,012 --> 00:14:28,655
Tim actually got it the
day before he was killed.
316
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Tim had Zoe's ring?
317
00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:32,960
No, no. We didn't find
it in his apartment,
318
00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:35,843
and I have every piece of
jewelry he had in there.
319
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Maybe whoever killed him took it.
320
00:14:38,654 --> 00:14:40,138
- The Dimases!
- OLIVER: Yeah.
321
00:14:40,143 --> 00:14:41,894
I mean, who else would
care about that ring?
322
00:14:41,899 --> 00:14:43,484
That's direct evidence!
323
00:14:43,489 --> 00:14:47,177
- And that's our why now.
- Oh, is it though?
324
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I don't know. It...
325
00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:51,255
It's all circumstantial
without the ring.
326
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We don't know the Dimases have it.
327
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[LAUGHS] Circumstantial.
328
00:14:55,591 --> 00:14:57,064
Always wanted to throw that word around.
329
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,661
[CHARLES AND JAN LAUGH]
330
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Oh God, this is so exciting! Thank
you for inviting me into this.
331
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:04,446
- [QUIETLY] Although we didn't.
- I'm sorry?
332
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,156
Our pleasure. It's great.
333
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,158
And now, we need to
know how they did it.
334
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,935
If they did it.
335
00:15:10,697 --> 00:15:13,450
Okay, you know what? Guys, I need air
336
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:17,567
and, uh, some dip for
these really dry rolls.
337
00:15:19,049 --> 00:15:21,708
These will pair very
nicely with Gut Milk.
338
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,131
♪
339
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,675
[BOTH LAUGH]
340
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:28,637
[TRAFFIC NOISE]
341
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:31,014
- [BAG CRINKLING]
- [STREET CHATTER]
342
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[CHATTER GETS LOUDER]
343
00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:37,317
Oh wait! Hey!
344
00:15:37,975 --> 00:15:40,686
Jesus, don't you people
have a home to go to?
345
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:43,151
- What happened to the kid?
- Grant had a piano lesson.
346
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,571
Also, he got tired of
waiting for a new episode.
347
00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:47,192
Kids these days.
348
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:50,005
- Everything is binge, binge, binge.
- Yeah.
349
00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:52,200
They'll never know the pleasure
of waiting for just
350
00:15:52,205 --> 00:15:53,885
a crumb of what you want.
351
00:15:54,673 --> 00:15:57,327
My daughter says I'm not
welcome at her wedding.
352
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,251
Well... Jesus...
353
00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,378
Uh, but-but we know that
354
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,338
you are on the cusp of something big,
355
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,299
and I want to share in that cusp.
356
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:08,258
Exactly right. The
resolution is moments away.
357
00:16:08,263 --> 00:16:10,429
It's not just one suspect, right?
358
00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:11,614
♪
359
00:16:11,619 --> 00:16:13,622
- Why do you think that?
- Logistics.
360
00:16:13,627 --> 00:16:16,177
And the timing with the
fire alarm that night.
361
00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:20,017
Interesting. Well, it-it...
Anyway, it's all coming together.
362
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:23,150
- It's amazing! I'm so buzzed!
- Ah, thank you.
363
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,717
I feel like Tim Kono the night
that he wrote those suicide notes!
364
00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:26,723
Uh...
365
00:16:27,771 --> 00:16:28,906
Are you all busy right now?
366
00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:30,365
- No.
- Mm-mmm. No.
367
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:31,825
Come with me.
368
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,077
[EXCITED SQUEALING]
369
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,060
Reinforcements, kids!
370
00:16:41,065 --> 00:16:42,740
Oh shit.
371
00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:45,876
- More people?
- What is happening right now?
372
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:48,115
Losing it. Totally losing it!
373
00:16:48,428 --> 00:16:50,021
[GASPS] You're so pretty.
374
00:16:50,026 --> 00:16:51,924
- Oh, thank you.
- Mm?
375
00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:54,318
Sam, Paulette, Marv, meet...
376
00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:56,241
Well, you know them.
377
00:16:56,246 --> 00:16:57,456
You all...
378
00:16:57,461 --> 00:16:59,978
Big fans of the podcast. You're Tie-Dye.
379
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,188
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
380
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,412
The OG! [GIGGLING]
381
00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:05,240
And I'm Jan. Introducing myself.
382
00:17:05,245 --> 00:17:06,384
- Oh.
- Hey.
383
00:17:06,389 --> 00:17:09,154
- Jan is my girlfriend.
- I am?
384
00:17:10,131 --> 00:17:11,735
- If you want to be.
- Yes.
385
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,053
MARV: What a handsome couple.
386
00:17:13,058 --> 00:17:15,264
My ex-wife was way younger, too.
387
00:17:16,046 --> 00:17:19,529
Oh man, this is gonna break
Haden-Maiden hearts on the boards.
388
00:17:19,904 --> 00:17:21,375
- [SIGHS]
- [LAUGHS] What I'd give.
389
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:24,943
Okay, um, us three, we need to talk.
390
00:17:25,165 --> 00:17:26,750
- Excuse me.
- OLIVER: Okay. Yeah...
391
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:29,758
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
392
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:35,381
- Hey...
- Uh, hey.
393
00:17:35,386 --> 00:17:37,217
Ah... [SHUTTER SNAPS]
394
00:17:38,694 --> 00:17:41,947
- What are they doing here?
- We need help with the how.
395
00:17:42,099 --> 00:17:44,518
- From them?
- They know more than we do.
396
00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:46,474
Certainly more than Jan, who is...
397
00:17:46,764 --> 00:17:49,528
How do I put this
politely? Reverse-helpful.
398
00:17:50,288 --> 00:17:54,069
Like a French pig who can sense
truffles buried underground
399
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,935
from miles away, only the
truffles are bad ideas.
400
00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:59,317
That is my girlfriend
you're talking about,
401
00:17:59,322 --> 00:18:00,869
and we had sex. I don't
know if I said that.
402
00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:02,570
- Please stop talking about that.
- Guys,
403
00:18:02,575 --> 00:18:06,420
these fans listen to every
episode, over and over.
404
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,881
They're us before we took this on.
405
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:12,009
Wouldn't we want us on
this case before we were us?
406
00:18:12,762 --> 00:18:14,222
Not a bad point.
407
00:18:14,229 --> 00:18:15,856
Not a very clear point.
408
00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:19,617
Look, do I wish our fans
were a little more hip? Yes.
409
00:18:19,622 --> 00:18:20,726
Do I wish they were
410
00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:24,180
a tad more on top of
their hygiene? Absolutely.
411
00:18:24,185 --> 00:18:26,023
Do they have a-a confused
412
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:28,500
look in their eyes, like a dog
that's heard a strange sound?
413
00:18:28,505 --> 00:18:32,070
Yeah. But, strap that dog to a sled,
414
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,614
and, baby,
415
00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:35,949
you'll be flying across
the tundra. [SNORTS]
416
00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:39,036
[DISGUSTED SIGH]
417
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:41,788
♪
418
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,957
Tim Kono lives on the ninth floor,
419
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,126
but on that night,
420
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,753
he got on the elevator
421
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:50,547
with a trash bag from floor six.
422
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,132
Why?
423
00:18:52,606 --> 00:18:54,108
How did we miss that?
424
00:18:55,737 --> 00:18:58,175
- Floor six is Teddy's floor.
- PAULETTE: Cool,
425
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,630
but was it Tim's garbage
or was it Teddy's?
426
00:19:00,635 --> 00:19:03,096
- It's a good question.
- And...
427
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:06,138
did Teddy write those notes?
428
00:19:07,099 --> 00:19:09,394
Okay, as I said to Paula Abdul
429
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,372
during our production of Hedda Gabler...
430
00:19:11,377 --> 00:19:13,857
We gotta start thinking
outside the box here.
431
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,490
Guys, I know we all
like the Dimas stuff,
432
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:18,909
- but what about the cat?
- The who?
433
00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:20,869
Well, I'm just going
over your notes here,
434
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,372
and why aren't we
looking more at this man,
435
00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:25,411
- Howard Morris?
- Okay...
436
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:28,664
Wait, you're suggesting
an entirely new suspect.
437
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:31,583
- It is outside the box.
- A little too outside the box.
438
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,253
Yeah, I have an idea. Why don't
we shove it back into the box,
439
00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:36,468
and hope they don't notice
it when we return it.
440
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:39,221
It's not crazy. We did
look into him at one point,
441
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,640
and I still have his
cat's leg somewhere...
442
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:45,018
I'm just saying he's your first
suspect, and he's not a bad one.
443
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,467
- [MURMURING]
- Everyone, everyone, everyone.
444
00:19:46,471 --> 00:19:49,351
You know, I-I... In no way do
I want to appear pushy here,
445
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,066
but please shut up.
446
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,841
I think I've got this.
447
00:19:54,752 --> 00:19:57,755
The suicide notes that Tim
Kono had in the trash bag
448
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,310
the night he died. They
weren't cries for help.
449
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:01,869
They were death threats.
450
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,412
- [GASPS] Mind blown.
- No!
451
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:05,747
The Dimases were threatening him,
452
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:08,292
promising to make his
death look like a suicide.
453
00:20:09,027 --> 00:20:11,568
Teddy threatened us the
same way this morning.
454
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,423
- Keep going.
- Oh, I will. But first,
455
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:16,818
I have to visualize. I'm a visualizer.
456
00:20:16,823 --> 00:20:19,450
Marv, Marv, I need you to be Theo Dimas,
457
00:20:19,455 --> 00:20:21,621
- the deaf son.
- O-okay.
458
00:20:21,626 --> 00:20:23,567
No, no. Don't, don't [LAUGHS]
459
00:20:23,572 --> 00:20:25,365
ever do that again.
460
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:28,478
Paulette, you are the doorman, Lester.
461
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:30,647
- Psych.
- Okay.
462
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:33,223
And you, Sam,
463
00:20:33,228 --> 00:20:35,355
- you're Tim Kono.
- [EXCITED LAUGH]
464
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,612
♪
465
00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:39,198
Dead! [LAUGHS] But literally.
466
00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:40,616
He is dead.
467
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:42,492
Flashback!
468
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,168
The day of the murder.
469
00:20:44,338 --> 00:20:46,632
Tim Kono enters the Arconia.
470
00:20:46,637 --> 00:20:49,137
And... action!
471
00:20:49,169 --> 00:20:51,035
[AWKWARDLY] Hello, Lester.
472
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,918
- What a normal afternoon
- OLIVER: No, no, pointier.
473
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,668
He has a very pointy delivery.
Isn't that right, Mabel?
474
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,051
- Pointy?
- Well [STAMMERS] just try it.
475
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:02,387
[POINTEDLY] Hello, Lester.
Did I happen to receive
476
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,582
a package with a ring in it?
477
00:21:04,587 --> 00:21:06,668
No, not today, Mr. Kono.
478
00:21:06,843 --> 00:21:08,805
Okay, so Tim enters his apartment,
479
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,729
and then fire alarm. Whoop!
480
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:13,445
Whoop! Whoop!
481
00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:16,318
So then, he opens his
door, and Theo Dimas
482
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,356
pushes his way in. [GRUNTS]
483
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,900
No, no, no. Too-too rough.
484
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,657
- Too rough, Marv.
- But, I'm a killer.
485
00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:24,243
We're just marking, Marv!
486
00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:26,323
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
487
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,054
Okay. They fight.
488
00:21:28,059 --> 00:21:29,331
♪
489
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,458
Theo wants to protect
his dad from Tim exposing
490
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,660
all his father's crimes. He
punches him in the stomach.
491
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:38,173
Same way that, you know, I was
punched in the stomach at the dump.
492
00:21:39,413 --> 00:21:41,484
[GASPING] Tim gasps for air.
493
00:21:41,489 --> 00:21:44,035
And then a pistol goes in his mouth.
494
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,292
[GROANS]
495
00:21:46,512 --> 00:21:47,596
[GRUNT]
496
00:21:48,133 --> 00:21:50,260
[DRAMATIC SIGH]
497
00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:51,528
[GRUNT]
498
00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:53,897
We'll work on that.
499
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:55,207
And finally,
500
00:21:55,212 --> 00:21:58,132
remember what Detective Williams
said about the fingerprints?
501
00:21:58,328 --> 00:22:00,785
Theo types the suicide message.
502
00:22:01,751 --> 00:22:04,434
And that's how it all went
down. What do you think?
503
00:22:06,301 --> 00:22:07,802
Kind of a confusing theory.
504
00:22:07,807 --> 00:22:10,643
Oh please, you're in a
love daze. It's air-tight.
505
00:22:10,648 --> 00:22:13,651
And it's the how, so we have
to get the recording equipment.
506
00:22:13,656 --> 00:22:17,325
I don't know, you guys. Don't you
think it feels a little too easy?
507
00:22:17,522 --> 00:22:19,607
I mean, I'd take another look at Howard.
508
00:22:19,612 --> 00:22:22,671
Tim did not die because of a cat, Jan.
509
00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,469
He died because of jewels,
510
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:28,140
and a ring, and if we're gonna do
this, we're gonna do it now or never.
511
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:31,223
It's 5:30 in the morning, and we
all know how you need a few takes
512
00:22:31,228 --> 00:22:32,813
before you're warmed up.
513
00:22:32,942 --> 00:22:34,402
[SIGHS]
514
00:22:34,407 --> 00:22:38,187
Uh, Jan, we kinda worked
on this as a team together.
515
00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:40,402
And I'm not on the team.
516
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:41,895
Well, I wouldn't put it like that.
517
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:44,693
Oh, I would because your
input is destructive,
518
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,867
and your pizza rolls are chewy.
519
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:49,745
Now, normally, I could forgive
one of those things, but not both.
520
00:22:49,745 --> 00:22:52,664
You ate six of those pizza rolls,
and they're starting to show.
521
00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:56,224
I beg of you. Please, exit.
522
00:22:56,623 --> 00:22:58,874
- Oh, I'll exit.
- No, no,
523
00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:00,047
you have great ideas...
524
00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:02,007
Charles, let her go. We're
on the clock. [DOOR OPENS]
525
00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:04,134
Ja... I think she's mad at me.
526
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:05,793
Oh, she's definitely mad at you.
527
00:23:05,798 --> 00:23:08,258
Okay, we need to start
recording this now.
528
00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:10,224
Sam, any time, you can get up.
529
00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:12,142
Are we sure-sure about this?
530
00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:14,153
We've taken a lot of
money from Teddy Dimas.
531
00:23:14,158 --> 00:23:16,076
I just wanna be sure-sure-sure.
532
00:23:16,081 --> 00:23:17,082
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
533
00:23:24,848 --> 00:23:27,981
_
534
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:46,570
CHARLES: And that concludes
the final episode of
535
00:23:46,575 --> 00:23:48,754
Only Murders In The Building.
536
00:23:48,759 --> 00:23:52,430
We'll be back in the unlikely
event another neighbor is murdered
537
00:23:52,435 --> 00:23:56,188
or we move to a more dangerous area.
538
00:23:56,193 --> 00:23:59,621
I'm your host, Charles-Haden Savage.
539
00:24:01,596 --> 00:24:02,596
[CLICK]
540
00:24:03,138 --> 00:24:04,389
There it is. We're done.
541
00:24:04,394 --> 00:24:06,325
OLIVER: Oh... [APPLAUSE]
542
00:24:06,817 --> 00:24:08,645
Did you really like it!?
543
00:24:08,650 --> 00:24:10,779
I feel like I just watched
Prince record Purple Rain.
544
00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:13,871
- You really did it.
- Down comes the Deli King.
545
00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:16,874
Make sure your friends
listen. Go spread the word.
546
00:24:16,874 --> 00:24:18,075
Yes.
547
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,083
And find some other interests.
548
00:24:21,088 --> 00:24:22,942
It's a big wide world out there.
549
00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:26,388
- Congratulations. We love you guys.
- MABEL: Thank you.
550
00:24:26,393 --> 00:24:27,880
Oh, love you. Love you.
551
00:24:27,885 --> 00:24:29,970
- Would love to talk merch.
- OLIVER: No, no.
552
00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:31,305
I actually do have a job.
553
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:34,302
- I don't believe that.
- Thanks for being super fans.
554
00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:36,998
Okay, before we send
this... [DOOR SHUTS]
555
00:24:37,003 --> 00:24:39,506
we need to show
somebody a sneak preview.
556
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,192
Tim Kono had stumbled upon
Teddy Dimas' side business
557
00:24:47,197 --> 00:24:50,262
of grave robbing jewels from the dead.
558
00:24:50,267 --> 00:24:52,279
No shit.
559
00:24:52,284 --> 00:24:55,287
- [TEXT NOTIFICATION CHIMES]
- [SIGH, SOFT LAUGH]
560
00:24:55,774 --> 00:24:57,651
[PUTS DOWN PAPER, CUP]
561
00:24:57,656 --> 00:25:00,659
♪
562
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,724
[SIGHS] Goddammit.
563
00:25:13,472 --> 00:25:15,474
[KNOCKING]
564
00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:24,668
And the day Tim was murdered was the day
565
00:25:24,673 --> 00:25:28,176
he finally got the evidence that
backed up his story of what he saw
566
00:25:28,181 --> 00:25:31,223
the night his friend Zoe died.
567
00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:33,487
[ON HEADPHONES] Tim returned
to the Arconia that day
568
00:25:33,492 --> 00:25:37,037
to be greeted by an ominous
warning waiting under his door.
569
00:25:37,037 --> 00:25:39,289
A suicide note.
570
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:41,458
So, he stuffed the note in a trash bag
571
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:43,377
and took the elevator down to six.
572
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:47,172
He confronted Teddy with
the trash bag at Teddy's doorstep,
573
00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:50,717
then flashed a gun he recently
bought on the black market.
574
00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:53,804
The gun that would
become the murder weapon.
575
00:25:53,804 --> 00:25:57,224
Teddy pulls the fire alarm,
lingers outside Tim's apartment.
576
00:25:57,224 --> 00:26:01,019
When Tim tries to leave, Theo stuns
him with a punch to the stomach.
577
00:26:01,019 --> 00:26:03,146
The alarm covers the gunshot,
578
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:05,774
Dimases make sure to
blend in with the residents
579
00:26:05,774 --> 00:26:08,861
walking downstairs
during the fire alarm.
580
00:26:08,861 --> 00:26:12,996
CHARLES/SAM: Confident they
had gotten away with murder.
581
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,160
Something's bothering me.
582
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,955
Why would the Dimases sponsor a podcast
583
00:26:19,955 --> 00:26:21,723
they knew might out them?
584
00:26:21,728 --> 00:26:23,271
Hubris, I guess.
585
00:26:23,276 --> 00:26:25,335
Everybody always blames hubris.
586
00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:28,606
- You really buy that?
- Sometimes the truth is weird, okay?
587
00:26:30,501 --> 00:26:34,005
SAM: Real life doesn't always
resolve like mysteries do.
588
00:26:34,091 --> 00:26:35,217
ALL: Cheers!
589
00:26:35,222 --> 00:26:37,309
God bless us. Oh, no.
590
00:26:37,493 --> 00:26:39,078
Mm!
591
00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:42,211
You know, I'm gonna miss
this case a little...
592
00:26:42,216 --> 00:26:43,856
- MABEL: Me, too.
- [CHATTER FADES OUT]
593
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:50,020
_
594
00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:58,168
_
595
00:26:59,263 --> 00:27:04,263
_
596
00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:12,132
I know how you feel about Tim,
597
00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:14,259
but I did find this.
598
00:27:15,354 --> 00:27:17,371
I can't reverse time,
599
00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:20,739
but I've been gathering all the
jewels and evidence I can find
600
00:27:20,744 --> 00:27:23,288
to prove the crimes of Teddy Dimas.
601
00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:25,462
I even have a lead on the emerald ring
602
00:27:25,467 --> 00:27:28,220
that can prove what I
saw the night Zoe died.
603
00:27:28,922 --> 00:27:31,341
It's all I can do to try to
make up for what happened,
604
00:27:32,579 --> 00:27:35,791
and for Oscar Torres,
605
00:27:35,796 --> 00:27:37,714
who was like a brother to me,
606
00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:39,868
to begin to say I'm sorry.
607
00:27:41,646 --> 00:27:44,732
Even though I can't forgive
myself for my silence,
608
00:27:44,737 --> 00:27:46,954
and for all he lost
609
00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:48,559
so unfairly,
610
00:27:49,129 --> 00:27:51,124
starting on that New Year's Eve.
611
00:27:51,909 --> 00:27:54,870
SAM: And while some clues are important,
612
00:27:54,875 --> 00:27:56,629
some lead nowhere.
613
00:27:58,012 --> 00:28:01,609
Yeah, man, as soon as the chief
saw "Dimases did it" trending,
614
00:28:01,614 --> 00:28:02,808
he told me to pick him up.
615
00:28:02,808 --> 00:28:06,186
[ON PHONE]: Can you believe that
this is how crimes are solved now?
616
00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:08,105
[LAUGHS] I know. Isn't it fantastic?
617
00:28:08,105 --> 00:28:11,024
And I'm genuinely
impressed. You nailed them.
618
00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:12,582
Fully nailed them.
619
00:28:12,587 --> 00:28:15,899
Teddy Dimas is in a world of
trouble for the Cassidy death,
620
00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:18,699
that grave robbing
insanity, and now this?
621
00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:22,369
So we should be thankful that
this mystery did have a tidy ending.
622
00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:23,892
The Dimases did it.
623
00:28:23,897 --> 00:28:25,142
Case closed.
624
00:28:25,147 --> 00:28:26,698
WILLIAMS: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, hold on.
625
00:28:26,702 --> 00:28:28,457
Oh shit.
626
00:28:28,462 --> 00:28:31,283
Fuck. Fuck, man!
627
00:28:31,611 --> 00:28:33,642
Is that a good "shit fuck fuck"?
628
00:28:33,647 --> 00:28:35,153
Tox report's back.
629
00:28:35,158 --> 00:28:37,306
Tim Kono was poisoned!
630
00:28:37,311 --> 00:28:39,470
He was already dead when he was shot.
631
00:28:39,724 --> 00:28:41,518
And if one of the neighbors on two
632
00:28:41,523 --> 00:28:44,207
has a Ring camera
pointed at the courtyard.
633
00:28:44,212 --> 00:28:47,712
Man, I'm sitting here looking at
timestamped photos from that night...
634
00:28:47,973 --> 00:28:49,474
of the Dimases
635
00:28:49,479 --> 00:28:52,357
outside before the fire
alarm even went off!
636
00:28:52,357 --> 00:28:54,776
They weren't even in the
building when Tim was killed!
637
00:28:54,776 --> 00:28:55,777
Oh God.
638
00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:57,895
Fuck! [SLAMS PHONE]
639
00:28:57,900 --> 00:29:00,115
[LINE BEEPING]
640
00:29:00,115 --> 00:29:01,759
[CLEARS THROAT] Guys!
641
00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:04,689
I hate saying this, but, uh,
642
00:29:04,694 --> 00:29:06,767
there may still be a
murderer in the building.
643
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,853
MABEL: Wait, what do you mean?
644
00:29:11,525 --> 00:29:13,876
You mean my girlfriend was right?
645
00:29:13,881 --> 00:29:15,665
Wait, you've got a girlfriend?
646
00:29:15,964 --> 00:29:18,467
Nobody ever listens to me or Jan!
647
00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:21,470
♪
648
00:29:21,929 --> 00:29:23,347
- [DOOR SLAMS]
- [ELEVATOR DINGS]
649
00:29:27,643 --> 00:29:28,894
[CLEARS THROAT]
650
00:29:32,898 --> 00:29:33,898
[KNOCKING]
651
00:29:35,668 --> 00:29:36,961
Jan?
652
00:29:38,442 --> 00:29:40,193
Jan, it's Charles.
653
00:29:40,663 --> 00:29:41,872
[KNOCKING]
654
00:29:45,026 --> 00:29:46,277
Jan!
655
00:29:47,931 --> 00:29:50,786
Jan! J... Help!
656
00:29:50,791 --> 00:29:52,251
Anybody! Help!
657
00:29:52,256 --> 00:29:57,256
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